Biden's State of the Union, Man Eats 728 Big Macs: Late Night's News of the Week
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Biden's State of the Union, Man Eats 728 Big Macs: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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4 more years!!! 4 more years!!! 💙🙌🙏🇺🇸🧢
SCOTUS has been illegitimate at least since the GOP stole Garland's seat from Obama. And Thomas is just straight up crooked with a traitor wife.
Judging from Garland's work as AG...I guess the repubs were saving him for their "get out of jail free" cards, as can be CLEARLY seen by his reluctance to seek actual justice regarding the Jan 6 criminal co-conspirators.
Remember it took him almost 3 years just to charge thump for that rump on Jan 6......2021.
And in other news, George Santos announce he is running for Congress...again.
Nice YT handle.
Damn Right
Strange how the end of the legitimacy of the SCOTUS wasn't defended by someones Second Amendment rights ..
It's almost as if it's all a lie, propagated by a foreign power whose doctrine is to destroy freedom in the world.
I loved when Biden went right at the SCOTUS.
S C R O T U S
😂@@catherinewhite3508
I notice Clarence Thomas was missing now I know who's in charge of his household.
Meeee toooooo!
@@lengom5656naw it would have been a fun 3 year reunion w her j6 buddies.
Thomas has been hearing how he should recuse himself and took this opportunity so he could say see I recuse when necessary.
Republican Senator Langford of Oklahoma said “it’s true” when President Biden spoke about the border legislation and trump blocking it to exploit for Trump’s own political gain. I’m so glad the camera cut to him during the SOTU address. Biden hit it out of the park last night. Best President ever. Go Joe! ✊🏾💙 🗳️✅🇺🇸🥰
Yes he did!
I always that too and was glad they caught it. It really was a good speech. I don't agree that Biden is the "best president ever", but he is a million times better than trump, and he's the only way that democracy will survive.
Best president ever is a bit of a stretch. Better than Trump? Yeah. But I can count on both hands the amount of President's better than both of them. I just can't believe how far we've come as a society that this is our two best choices AGAIN.
Maybe not best ever but he's who we need right now.
I wish they would let Bernie run! 😭
Brilliant intelligent caring President Mr Biden speech 👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Biden! 💙
🇺🇸 The future's bright with Biden 🇺🇸
No, but at least the light won't be snuffed out...
@@glenndzombar2903Impression Camp must be working for him.
Oh come on Seth some of is like the feel of the paperback/hardcover book....takes us back to quieter times
And some of us need to give our eyes a screen rest to help with headaches & eye strain after work all day. I love ebooks but my eyes do not any more
The writers were on fire Monday :)
“My fellow Americans the issue facing our nation isn't how old we are it's how old our ideas are?
Hate, anger, revenge, retribution are among the oldest of ideas.
But you can't lead America with ancient ideas that only take us back. “
-President Biden
💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
Some of us still prefer the satisfaction of turning pages seth
I tend to attempt to scroll through books🥸
Real books are much healthier for your eyes.
Most people do not know this. But the main reasons dodos became extinct was because they were easy to catch and tasted delicious.
“Toe-lickin’ it is!” 🤣
The jokes are good but nothing is funnier than listening to the recap for the week and getting interrupted with an ad FROM T***P saying “please give me money, I know money can be hard to come by in this terrible presidency but please please give me your money I need it so bad” 😂
Trump just got slapped in a British court for saying that the Steele dossier is a witch hunt😂😂😂
Yeah, and is getting a whopper of a fine as well. Mr. "Mo Money" is fast becoming Mr. NO Money".
Man, I would crack under that pressure 🤪
Oof that was a brutal subliminal you kicked at whoever Dean Philips is?
Such a funnyman 😂
"Thousands of users reported that Meta's platforms were down yesterday..." - When he said "users", I assumed it was being used as a euphemism for "addict". By the end of the sentence, I knew I was correct.
I was far less surprised to find that Cheese-its dressing was made with real cheese... than finding out shortly thereafter that Cheese-its themselves are, too. They sure do a good job taking the cheese taste away and replacing it with old cardboard.
Oo, hey,a new use of Legos as image background that I hadn't seen before. States always have green legos behind them, but now (@4:14) Melania had blue legos behind her.
Your buddies at SNL had that skit bout Nikki, what was the Civil War fought for?
Hint it starts a S and ends with lavery😂.
Yo!
I've tried the Iced Lavender oat milk latte. It's insanely good.
No point debating trump; we all saw he couldn’t do it in 2020. Suggestion: once a week, simultaneously, each candidate is asked to answer a question about policy, their record, or other substantive issues. Same question, same time, both on video. Then everyone can watch 10 minutes of video a week and really be able to compare the two on practical plans and ability to make sense.
13:28 😂
No necromancers
Is anyone else getting repeated alerts for videos that we’ve already received an alert for? I’ve had over five alerts for the same videos stating they were just posted when they were posted days ago. I’m going to unsubscribe if it doesn’t stop.
I'd say "nimrata" was a play at nimrod and the name rinata though neither are that lady's name
To love love is to love wisdom (progenitor of life/intelligence) I.e not Melania (republican: conscience living: heartless/faithless/loveless/Godless/lifeless)
HELLO EVERYONE
Most important....Did she get Permission from the young Women's Parents? If not I hope they sue MTG into oblivion & her District votes this disgusting human OUT OF OFFICE. THEN , get a Firehouse & Power Wash ALL OF THE HATE OFF OF this POOR EXCUSE of a HUMAN! 🤞🙏
'Alleged?"
So Karl and I pull the minivan into Laconia NH which was once a large Abenaki Indian-settlement called Aquadoctan and once existed at the point now known as ‘The Weirs’, named by boring Pilgrim invaders coz of the fishing weirs discovered at the outlet of the Winnipesaukee River. Early explorers had hoped to follow the Piscataqua River north to Lake Champlain in search of the great lakes and rivers of Canada mentioned in Indian folklore, but they got lost and ended up in this god-forsaken conservative small town that still burns witches. Anyways, Karl wants to make conversation so that he doesn’t go to sleep at the wheel, so he says, “Did you know that U.S. Route 3 passes through parts of the city, bypassing downtown but passing through Weirs Beach. New Hampshire Route 11 bypasses the city in a concurrency with US 3. The two highways lead southwest from Laconia to Tilton and Franklin. New Hampshire Route 11A represents the old routes 11 and 3 through downtown as Court Street and Union Avenue, but then turns east on Gilford Avenue to lead to Gilford and West Alton. New Hampshire Route 106 runs north-south through downtown, leading to Concord….( and I start banging my head on the dash…)
Just me? Or repeat jokes?
Ironix
Cheese it? Gross.
that chizza thing is a ripoff... i went and got one and almost went back to complain i only got a 1/2 of one. but turns out thats what it is deceptive marketing F off KFC and i mean really OFF this time.
Hey Seth this is to you what do you get when you put all the bad acts of all the past presidents together wait a minute okay Donald Trump
Seth Meyers called Nikki Haley “reasonable.”
Missed a huge Joe Biden joke within the Marijuana Ice Cream joke your entire writing staff needs to go work for Sesame Street. Hire a true mastermind 🤌🫡
I thought it was rather odd for Trump to wave at immigrants on the other side of the fence. But hey, it's Trump so nothing is a surprise!! Also, if Trump actually debates Biden, we'll, then Hell has frozen over!! VOTE BLUE 💙
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Dementia
The best part of the SOTU was that "wtf is she wearing" face that Biden gave MTG, even she looked embarrassed at herself
I'd like to believe she was embarrassed, but unfortunately she's not that self-aware 😂
One would have possess a modicum of self awareness to feel embarrassed and I don’t think she does. 🥴
Did you notice the Congress members wearing the tRump mugshot tshirts 😂😂😂 Republicans are so tacky.
@@lynnegackstetter2779mt wore her make America great again cap that had 2020 on the back I guess there's 2 ppl that can't afford to get her a new one..
She looked like a drunk Mets fan that didn't know he was wearing his wives Phillies hat. And I DO MEAN HE. I'm glad to see her transition surgery is complete.
I'm thankful for the weeks recaps because, I just can't get enough of Seths personability👍
That, and I can’t stand to hear the state of America 🇺🇸 without the jokes. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
@@kerrynicholls6683 it is for many of us here and extremely painful experience. But we will prevail, we have a plan🙏🇺🇲🇦🇺
Mitch has always had the spine of a gummy bear.
He really rewrote his entire legacy over the past seven years. There were only a couple things he will be remembered for now, and they are not the things he spent most of his life building
1:25 Chicken Littledick waving at the very migrants he'd gleefully have shot is yet another tiresome example of both galloping hypocrisy (his) & stupidity (his twatheaded supporters). Only 2 words for this - 'beyond disgusting'.
America, go stand in the corner and face the wall.......(now THAT'S what I call good irony 2024).
you forgot an Umbrella beat Trump.
I can't stand watching him dry hump the flag every time he gets on stage 🤢🤮
& the TP stuck to the heel of his shoe!!! 🤦♀️🧻👞
It's refreshing to hear and see politicians poking their own pretension balloons and laugh at themselves.
It's nice to not have them go into hissy-fits and attack those around them.
For example, President Biden humour intact, coherency in place, calls oat his detractors, he doesn't threaten to do nasty things to their necks, at the crack of dawn.
The world likes that in a President, not just Americans, the whole eff*** world
Seth a hardcover book is entertainment, utility and weapon. I'd much rather have that hardcover book to defend myself than an iPhone.
Vote blue 💙. Need to keep MAGA candidates from politics. I feel a blue 💙 wave in Nov 2024.
Nothing is wrong with hard cover books....until you have to move.
At timestamp 4:00 is an irrefutable proof of a brain aneurysm. A major precursor to Heart attack or STROKE.
This is not a joke. It is warning to the whitecoats to prepare to collect this bum at the next Rally.
Toelick, Oklahoma...it has a nice ring to it.
TRE45ON
GO BIDEN !!!!!!!
I want to ask these Trump supporters: Reagan consolidated with Euro and NATO to fight the Soviet Union and now Russia, which Trump doesn't like. GOP and Reagan always tried to care about the Constitution, which was their ideology, which Trump doesn’t care about, not giving a damn about the insurrection/a violation of the constitution(Jan 6). Reagan always hated dictatorship and promoted democracy, but Trump loves Putin. Reagan trusted his FED chief and boosted the economy, which Trump isn’t doing. He said he would fire the FED chief because he is too “political.” Reagan always tried to cooperate with China while going against China strategically, which Biden is instead doing. What the heck is Trump’s ideology and policy in the first place, you Trump supporters?
im VOTING DEMOCRAT
What I love most about Biden’s SOTU is the fact that it was scheduled just after Super Tuesday by Mike Johnson. Johnson thought he was being clever, he thought he was showing some sort of power, but he basically gave Biden the biggest gift possible.
728 Big Macs!?!? Who would even bother to do that no matter the reason.....have none of you watched "Supersize Me?" He only ate McDonalds food for 30 consecutive days and it almost killed him, he gained 25lbs and his collesteroll went up 75 points just from 30 days, thats like 60 Big Macs and thats what he got.....the guy who ate hundreds of them is going to have serious health problems and won't live alot longer....what kind of fool would do that?
Did YOU watch Supersize Me? That was the guy in the documentary that ate a Big Mac every day!
I watched "Supersize me" but only read the bit about eating all those Big Mac's so wasn't aware it's same guy...that makes alot more sense, I didn't think more then one person could be so stupid@@peebs1701
Whoever wrote the McDodo joke deserves a raise.
I'm guessing Scollins or Mikey the Shoe
Why was it’s eye still in the burger 😭😭
My money's on Scollins
Take one for the team right?
@@jkap34you didn't take off your shoes on God's mountain?
Love when Seth does the Biden voice
Damn tootin'. The contents of his impressions bag are impressively impressive.
I could honestly see Biden getting a kick out of Seth’s impression of him. Seth has great impressions.
I know I'm not the only one on here who thinks Seth Meyers is really nice looking. His face is seriously super handsome.
He's OK. Omar Sharif was a total Hottie McHotterson.
one5192 people used to tell me I looked like Omar Shariff when I was in my 20s 😊 im 63 now
@@MrMgakaf Well, to me, Mr. Sharif was a total "Hottie McHotterson" PERIOD. Bugger about someone's age. And, the photo of the REAL me holding Fox was taken when I was 48. I am now 68 and look like a Capuchin monkey. Right bloody weird how aging affects some people. I'll bet you STILL have to beat women off with a stick. 😘
I’ll second that.
Seth has that lanky, gorgeous, George Harrison look
So glad to watch you, Seth & be able to laugh at this stuff!
Best damn writers in da biz today, heck, prolly ever! THANKS!
Actually donnie lost a lot of money to an X two and a half times … and soon a third
Mitch McConnel isn't freezing. I think he's melting. Poor old candle-man.
Yeah, but he freezes up neurologically & mentally. Literally. Freezes in place. Doesn't move. Doesn't speak. 😳
I loved the question,just crack me up 😂😂😂😂
Mark Robinson is an idiot. A scary, dangerous idiot.
Talks like a preacher. A very evil preacher.
I think that Xanax flub was trump crapping his pants on stage.
Trump went to Italy to Petal some of the classified documents he photocopied. Probably not to the Italians. Will hear about this in a couple of years. Make the fat man go away, just vote blue.
BIDEN-HARRIS-2024
The parrot fever gag was glorious.
Hard cover Books are the only way to enjoy a Novel
I agree
And they are always powered up
Yes, it’s such a vital pleasure for me to enjoy books ”old school” without any involvement of electronics! 🎉
Or deep philosophical concepts.
Not to nitpick, but that’s not a different font just a different size of the same font smh daddy Seth should know better by now
Yeah, but Donnie chose it and HE did know it was just a different size
The plant-based hotdogs thing made me burst out laughing so hard. Awesome joke!
Sorry Seth … I do use paperback books bcz I can’t afford hardcover. There are some places in NEW HAMPSHIRE that DO NOT have reasonable access to the internet. Can you do something about this?
Laughed too hard at the saltine bit, then when Seth broke before the hotdog...it was just what I needed to kick off the weekend.
That was funny!
It wasn’t a different font, just the size 😬
Something for his Corrections segment.
Can't wait for a few months from now, when we all look back and marvel at how much less crazy this time was.
A man in Wisconsin ate 728 hamburgers; and in a related story, on the same day, 8,000 children around the world starved to death.
Thank you. That was well spoken. I grew up in Iowa and yes we fed America and then we’re kicked in our teeth. My dad said “they tell you what we pay for seed and fertilizer, they tell us what we will be paid”. A bit ironic when the ultimate grifter never worked a day in his life, thank you Fred the Nazi🤔
Yep. 😂 and 😢
I read that as unrelated, it was funnier that way.
Thank you Buzz Killlington (A Family Guy character reference). aka a Kill-Joy
If a story like that gives you a buzz, then I'm happy to be your designated Kill joy. @@justinasherr4630
Why didn't scotus recuse themselves, they were appointed by his former administration, which is a conflict of interest, if they are all so above board?
I'm so pissed Nikki pulled out. She pissed Donald the TRAITOR Trump off sooooooo much. I was living for it
👏😄 Thanks again, Seth, writers, & crew!!! 👏🤩
When asked if he would vote for Trump over Biden, Romney said, "No, no, no, absolutely not!."
You really are pretty darn good! You do entertain me.
I think Biden should plan on bringing a Cardboard Cutout of tRump. That's what he will need to debate the Tangerine Toddler because tRump will never show up.😂😂😂
No, he shouldn’t! Come on, man! That’s Eastwood league
Reverse viagra would be Trump seeing himself naked. So yes it exists and is called a mirror.
Hitler came all over the stage when he made his speeches!
(Not surprised that Trump does too!)
Especially when he mentions Putin!
Lol!
Hi you think scotus must realize if they give Trump immunity. They automatically give our president the same privilege. That also means, they are out of a job lol.😅
Seth, hilarious;😅😂
love the wiener joke, to be frank.
😂
Are you here all week?
I still prefer a hard bound book. It’s just a better experience.
Why are so many _adults_ afraid of Conald? He's NOTHING! Didn't anyone ever tell you that you AREN'T required to kiss his ass?
Wouldn't Saltpeter be the substance that might reverse Viagra?
I love he wears a ball cap, I can relate… Trump would never mess with his hair/ whatever it is🤷♀️
Brilliant, Seth! 'Nuff said, except, thank you.
Why is Seth's Joe Biden actually just Jennifer Coolidge 😂
I think Trump also ran against Dubya but I don't want him to be president either.
11:30 Not even kidding...I was eating a saltine at this moment. Do I have it? I'm scared.
POTUS smiles and the knife goes in.
Where in Maine can I get that ice-cream? Asking for a friend.
Just so you know I got a trump campaign add at the end of your video
Why do we never see Wally anymore? I miss him
I asked the same thing recently. I hope he's ok.