*I watched all the American late night comedian's monologues from last night Seth, and your Rudy Giuliani impression is easily the best. **_IT'S PERFECT!_* 👍😎🇬🇧 🥃
@@ianbutler1983 - Former Secretary Rodham-Clinton is THE most vetted woman in US politics and yet no wrongdoing has ever been found. And the Repubs should know - they spent _millions_ trying.
UK Here - Seth does knock this stuff out the park. I love his analysis on stuff in a country that affects us all (although I'm pretty sure the Hurricane is local to you guys!). Great work team.
Depending on the trajectory, I'm sure you will get some rain from it. Maybe higher winds than usual. But not like what Florida will get. A ton of states get affected by hurricanes. I even see it in northwest Indiana, several states inland with the largest body of water being lake Michigan.
Yes. And they introduced the Save act which would make it almost impossible for married women who's changed last name to vote, so they don't have to worry about that either!
To Christian nationalists he has promised, "I will be your salvation"; to his J6 supporters he has vowed, "I will be your revenge and retribution"; so it is only natural that to dainty, defenseless little women he promises, "I will be your protector." He consistently promises what he imagines his intended audience wants; only problem is he often projects his own desires onto a deeply weird, warped perception of what he thinks other people are like and what other people want
One is subject to the Law the other writes the Law as they want it. Impeachment (pointless because MAGAts) or his Choking on a Cigar is how Thomas gets dealt with.
Im so baffled! Upper level government is impossible to persecute, but his crimes sound EXACTLY like Clarence Thomas accepting WAY more in gifts, yet crickets on that front. Just sad.
@@TahtahmesDiary Under their rules it isn't an issue as they have no Code of Ethics and certainly no morals. IRS issues are the only possible 'crime' with 'Gifts'. 'Imposing' anything from outside on the Court is near impossible and a real problem.
Another great thing about the furniture bit, is that by admitting people are falling out of chairs at his hotel, he's also admitting he doesn't use the North Carolina furniture he just praised.
'Technicaly' Thomas hasn't broken any laws. Because they never bothered to make laws about this sort of thing, because it would never happen and it is morally wrong.
You keep Vincent D'Onofrio and JD Vance FAR APART! Vincent is too well respected in Hollywood for this blasphemy. Yes, kingpin, aka wilson fisk, was the alien farmer in the first mib.
“Not fair” is Trump code for “I lost because my argument was stupid and had zero merit because of how super guilty I am of every single thing I’m accused of and a million things I haven’t been indicted for”.
It's mind numbing thinking that any citizen could support the mega morons. I live in a town over run by mega morons. Sick creepy weirdos make my skin crawl too
Just keep quiet, stay calm and relax, he'll protect you. No need to call the cops and get them involved. Quit struggling and it'll be over soon. He'll protect you so good.
That's the difference between D and R in a nutshell : One party upholds law and order, and the other party just says it does, because 'it sounds good'.
@@skabuoyOutflanking the Republicans from the right has only _ever_ lost elections for the Dems. "Law and order" is just a buzz phrase the wealthy use to justify depriving rights from the working class. Stop falling for it.
@skabuoy Yup.Typically a D would resign. An R would refuse and cost taxpayers thousands to go through a trial, hoping to win on a technicality or problem with proof.
All that they were able to prove was that that amount disappeared from the Egyptian treasury while the same amount was deposited into an account or accounts owned by the Trump Organization the same day. It could all have just been a coincidence
In fairness, if Dump somehow gets elected again, the whole world will suffer massively! 🤷♀️ But as your sister from across the road in Aus, I know what you mean 😁
@@Christians4HarrisWe are soooooooo sorry for that. Truly! But thanks for taking that nightmare off our hands 🇦🇺😞 Mind you, he still owns news media here - Sky News - which is just another version of Faux. Brainwashing propaganda. Fortunately, most of us are too laidback to become far right wing psychos.
NC resident here. We have a booming furniture market, made in the USA. And good furniture lasts much longer than 30 years. Point is, stay out of our beautiful state.
So what you're saying is that the "really great business man" and convicted fraudster #45 has no clue about NC and just makes up lies to support his talking points. Well the people of Springfield have seen that, and appreciate your feedback. The truth matters... He's a clear and present danger to US national security, so it is time to protect the Republic from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Vote 💙 for Democracy 🇺🇲
@@Turbojonny5 You’re only throwing insults and don’t see the irony you calling the other party when I see plenty of strange people and things going on. Even when the most corrupt democratic politician gets prosecuted, you’ll still find ways to blame the other party
@@randyhowey7414 They're deeply in the cookies Nefarious and crooky All 15, very sucky Yeah, Adam's Scammily Their house was a Boe eeing When people came to see 'em They really were a scheming With all the bribery Neat A Sweetener So petite !? So puts the witch's drawl on A boomstick he can draw on We're gonna play the hunt's on The Addam's scam complete Yes they're deeply in the cookies Hilarious, yet yucky All 15, very lucky They're not in Sicily Strange Days have found us Deplaned The Addams family CLINK CLINK lol
3:37 All eight of his staff quit leaving him only one.... He got an offer to clear his name but he turned it down! If I were innocent and someone offered to help clear my name I would do it.... But since he's guilty there you go.... I am so glad that here in North Carolina we're going to make sure that he never sees the inside of the governor's mansion!
CORRECTIONS: that’s not where a cockroach would effectively be able to inhale smoke. Cockroach respiration occurs through spiracles - a small opening on the sides of its body. ❤
ikr? And even after Seth took pains to mime how a cockroach would anatomically correctly smoke a cigarette in a previous episode of _,Corrections!_ Have we as a society learned nothing
I knew you were going to drop a bleeped f bomb when you started the jury duty joke. And you did not disappoint! It was totally necessary & hilarious!!!
Sign of the times that there are like four national political figures you could be referring to but can't tell which one you're talking about, and also how your comment could apply equally well to any one of them
@@notme2day Just looked it up bc I thought the same but nope! The ghost shark was discovered in 1823 iirc and it has a different nose, the new shark's nose is long and sticks out and the ghost shark's nose is shaped like a normal shark's nose if that makes sense
It's impressive to me how Seth can race through cue cards at the pace that he does and then stop on a dime on the smallest spelling error. Leads me to believe this happens all the time in taping but they only keep it in the final cut when the back-and-forth is so perfect and on brand for _,Late Night Seth._ It's almost like Seth had a former life as a head writer for some major sketch comedy show
I find it odd that everyone is trying to push or persuade New York mayor to resign. YET we didn't hear this many voices to tell Trump not to run for presidency and he has already been convicted! That's why Trump has some light weight words bout the situation because he knows he should be taking a seat too!
When that guy says that I won't have the stresses I have today, my brain starts filling up with all the awful things he might do to make things even worse. Protect U.S. FROM him, please! VOTE BLUE DOWN THE WHOLE BALLOT Thanks in advance.
You missed the little asterisk after Trump's blanket guarantee that he will be your protector; if you read the fine print you would clearly have noticed that _*Exclusions apply._
I sent that clip of Trump the Stalker outside my window saying "... Women, you will no longer feel anxious, linely, abandoned or scared ...." TO MY Therapist!!! 😵💫Mystery of my "free floating " anxiety is SOLVED. Apologies to all the OTHER creepy men from my past - your horrible behavior has been TRJMPED.
A few years ago the Mayor of Montreal resigned amidst allegations of corruption, as did the next Mayor who campaigned on importance of personal of integrity as did the THIRD subsequent Mayor 😜
To be fair, my grandmother from NC used to complain regularly that the local furniture companies are all gone. It was a huge concern for her. By including it in his speech, Trump definitely locked in the NC demographic of people who would be over 100 if they hadn’t already died.
*I watched all the American late night comedian's monologues from last night Seth, and your Rudy Giuliani impression is easily the best. **_IT'S PERFECT!_* 👍😎🇬🇧 🥃
Poifect!
And yet, Thomas and his wife are enjoying immunity....
Different rules for the rich.
And Hillary?
@ianbutler1983 What about Hillary? What crimes was she charged with? After 15 investigations they still found nothing! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ianbutler1983 - Former Secretary Rodham-Clinton is THE most vetted woman in US politics and yet no wrongdoing has ever been found. And the Repubs should know - they spent _millions_ trying.
@@ianbutler1983 Hillary? You, must know it's 2024
UK Here - Seth does knock this stuff out the park. I love his analysis on stuff in a country that affects us all (although I'm pretty sure the Hurricane is local to you guys!). Great work team.
Depending on the trajectory, I'm sure you will get some rain from it. Maybe higher winds than usual. But not like what Florida will get.
A ton of states get affected by hurricanes. I even see it in northwest Indiana, several states inland with the largest body of water being lake Michigan.
UK here as well - Agreed
I’m so sad when Seth goes on vacation.
Seth Meyers has the best researchers and writers of all the late-night political comedy shows.
_[,John Oliver has entered the chat]_
Did Trump just tell women not to worry their pretty little heads about anything?
Yes. And they introduced the Save act which would make it almost impossible for married women who's changed last name to vote, so they don't have to worry about that either!
@@renatheer wouldn't surprise me if that's True !
Pretty much. I feel so much better.🙄🙄🙄
I think he was offering us drugs
To Christian nationalists he has promised, "I will be your salvation"; to his J6 supporters he has vowed, "I will be your revenge and retribution"; so it is only natural that to dainty, defenseless little women he promises, "I will be your protector." He consistently promises what he imagines his intended audience wants; only problem is he often projects his own desires onto a deeply weird, warped perception of what he thinks other people are like and what other people want
So... A mayor; bad thing to accept bribes and gifts. Supreme court personnel; not so much?
@@Semirotta you definitely nailed that one 😊
Smdh
Sadly true facts
Thomas ?
No proof
So, Clarence Thomas should be next on the chopping block, right?
🤣😂
The supreme court just made a ruling that "No, it's different."
In a sane world, he'd already be off the court.
Mike Johnson will never allow Representative Ocasio-Cortez' bill of impeachment to proceed.
Republicans are untouchable... everyone expects them to be crooked...LoL
Wild how a mayor gets in a load of trouble for stuff a supreme court justice does on the reg
One is subject to the Law the other writes the Law as they want it. Impeachment (pointless because MAGAts) or his Choking on a Cigar is how Thomas gets dealt with.
What? Clarence is just taking care of his mom
Im so baffled! Upper level government is impossible to persecute, but his crimes sound EXACTLY like Clarence Thomas accepting WAY more in gifts, yet crickets on that front. Just sad.
@@TahtahmesDiary Under their rules it isn't an issue as they have no Code of Ethics and certainly no morals. IRS issues are the only possible 'crime' with 'Gifts'. 'Imposing' anything from outside on the Court is near impossible and a real problem.
That's what I said too!!!
when you do a closer look on 9 different topics it's called "the weave"
Many expert scholars have told him only a genius can do that. It's true, many are saying it.
Good one thank you
Right !! 🤣🤣
And at the end brings them all back together so they are all related and it makes sense.
(Although Seth actuallydoes bring it all back together)
Right, that's called a callback. Trump does the same thing except there is no callback or bringing anything back together
Another great thing about the furniture bit, is that by admitting people are falling out of chairs at his hotel, he's also admitting he doesn't use the North Carolina furniture he just praised.
So the mayor of New York is facing charges for this and the Supreme Court did this x100 soooo??
Cope
Remember when Howard Dean happened? One voice crack.
Now a dude necking with a proverbial chart on stage is fine?
No i do remember Jimmy Dean
which begs the question why Clerance Thomas isn't indicted yet???
It's sickening he was appointed to the supreme court. No I haven't forgotten about the rest of the creepy appointments.
'Technicaly' Thomas hasn't broken any laws.
Because they never bothered to make laws about this sort of thing, because it would never happen and it is morally wrong.
@@pettespizzaparlor3245 well, it turns out to be handy owning a SCOTUS judge, or in Trumps case even six of them.
@@pettespizzaparlor3245impeachment docs have to be filed first on any Supreme Court Justice first. You can't just take him off the bench.
Racist!
Bodega Cat would be my first pick
Go Bodega Cat .
Oh, chart. You are the y to my x. You draw a straight y=mx+b to my heart. Here's looking at Euclid.
Nerd
Also charts typically depict data. If it were just y = mx + b that would more likely be a _graph_
@@icantollie A high compliment.
Ok, I gotta love “Here’s looking at Euclid” 😂😂😂
When Bodega Cat becomes Mayor, I hope to serve as Deputy Mayor/Litterbox Cleaner. Anyone know who is doing that in the Adams administration?
I honestly don't know why Bodega Cat isn't just next in line from the beginning. Clearly our feline overlords could do better than these jokers.
So they went after the mayor of NYC for the things that Clarence Thomas does everyday and gets away with it. Ok…? 🤦🏻♂️
Funny that JD reminded me of the alien in Men in Black in human skin.
You keep Vincent D'Onofrio and JD Vance FAR APART! Vincent is too well respected in Hollywood for this blasphemy. Yes, kingpin, aka wilson fisk, was the alien farmer in the first mib.
Good comparison .
Thank you! I KNEW he reminded me of someone! Also, I think there was a similar thing on Dr Who. 👍
This D'Onofrio has had enough-rio!!
The “last human being” was just a skin stretched over a frame
Trump being my savior is like having a stalker who systematically destroys everything in my life that matters to me.😭😡
They're the same picture.
Good answer!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Not fair” is Trump code for “I lost because my argument was stupid and had zero merit because of how super guilty I am of every single thing I’m accused of and a million things I haven’t been indicted for”.
You cracked the code .Lol
The period goes inside the quotes, and agreed.
Pizza Rat was in the line of succession but Cigarette Cockroach wasn't!
Pizza rat has higher ratings.
Where does Nathan Lane fall in the line?
That "We Didn't Start the Fire" joke was underrated 😛
best Shark impression EVER
No, best impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of a narrow-nosed spookfish EVER
I love when Seth cracks himself up
Makes my skin crawl listening to trump say creepy stuff about protecting women.
It is creepy and weird.
It's mind numbing thinking that any citizen could support the mega morons. I live in a town over run by mega morons. Sick creepy weirdos make my skin crawl too
Just keep quiet, stay calm and relax, he'll protect you. No need to call the cops and get them involved. Quit struggling and it'll be over soon. He'll protect you so good.
@@azcomicgeek 😬 Yep. That’s how it sounds.
The vagueness makes it even creepier
Thanks Seth and crew
Eric will be cleared of all charges as soon as he announces he’s switched to the republican party.
That's the difference between D and R in a nutshell : One party upholds law and order, and the other party just says it does, because 'it sounds good'.
Well as long as we have the impotent Garland, as AG, this will continue. He’s a coward. Why hasn’t he been fired yet?
Neither party is free or corruption. Politicians are corrupt. Story at 11.
@@skabuoyOutflanking the Republicans from the right has only _ever_ lost elections for the Dems.
"Law and order" is just a buzz phrase the wealthy use to justify depriving rights from the working class. Stop falling for it.
@skabuoy Yup.Typically a D would resign. An R would refuse and cost taxpayers thousands to go through a trial, hoping to win on a technicality or problem with proof.
Donald should not comment on this. Did he not accept ten millions from Egypt to help his campaign in 2020
All that they were able to prove was that that amount disappeared from the Egyptian treasury while the same amount was deposited into an account or accounts owned by the Trump Organization the same day. It could all have just been a coincidence
This Kiwi in NZ should probably take more notice of our news instead of what’s going on in yours 😅
it's depressing but dull
indeed. Doesn't have the studio lights, and same production, only policy that will impact you directly going forward. Pay attention.
New Zealand has laws preventing a lunatic fringe sh*t show from forming a theater. We have Rupert Murdoch.
In fairness, if Dump somehow gets elected again, the whole world will suffer massively! 🤷♀️ But as your sister from across the road in Aus, I know what you mean 😁
@@Christians4HarrisWe are soooooooo sorry for that. Truly! But thanks for taking that nightmare off our hands 🇦🇺😞 Mind you, he still owns news media here - Sky News - which is just another version of Faux. Brainwashing propaganda. Fortunately, most of us are too laidback to become far right wing psychos.
That is so fing creepy..a sex offender saying those things 🤢
NC resident here. We have a booming furniture market, made in the USA. And good furniture lasts much longer than 30 years. Point is, stay out of our beautiful state.
So what you're saying is that the "really great business man" and convicted fraudster #45 has no clue about NC and just makes up lies to support his talking points.
Well the people of Springfield have seen that, and appreciate your feedback.
The truth matters...
He's a clear and present danger to US national security, so it is time to protect the Republic from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
Vote 💙 for Democracy 🇺🇲
And J. D. Vance keep back 100 feet from all NC furniture *_Disclaimer: NOT TRUE_*
So it's OK for the Supreme Court to accept fancy trips but the mayor gets indicted. I wonder why him? 🤔
Nevermind... This man crooked. 😬
We know why- timing... Election close,gotta make some Dems pay to show they can be azz holes too.
(to Rudy )"What's your secret?"
"Withkey, but they won't let me in the bar anymore!"
"Did you try dat bar??"
So the NY mayor gets arrested for accepting travel gifts but Clarence Thomas can accept bigger gifts and bribe and does mot get charged?
Did I hallucinate it or didn’t the Supreme Court rule that bribes aren’t bribes, as long as you do the favor first, it’s a GRATUITY.
Sure, JD Vance is awkward, repellent, and robotic-seeming.
That's all
He really comes to life...on a couch.
He's the definition of weird
@@Turbojonny5You’re whole party is the definition of weird.
@@GoneFishingAway 👈🏻you are defending JD Vance.you must be a weirdo too😬
@@Turbojonny5 You’re only throwing insults and don’t see the irony you calling the other party when I see plenty of strange people and things going on. Even when the most corrupt democratic politician gets prosecuted, you’ll still find ways to blame the other party
There was a Rat Summit recently. Did someone rat out Mayor Adams?
Eric stole $10m from NY, and had his cops shoot someone for jumping a $3 fare
Dude had a knife, charged the police. Check your facts.
Adam's is Guilty already ?
@@randyhowey7414
They're deeply in the cookies
Nefarious and crooky
All 15, very sucky
Yeah, Adam's Scammily
Their house was a Boe eeing
When people came to see 'em
They really were a scheming
With all the bribery
Neat
A Sweetener
So petite !?
So puts the witch's drawl on
A boomstick he can draw on
We're gonna play the hunt's on
The Addam's scam complete
Yes they're deeply in the cookies
Hilarious, yet yucky
All 15, very lucky
They're not in Sicily
Strange Days have found us
Deplaned
The Addams family
CLINK
CLINK lol
@@policerthought5649Follow your own advice and watch the body cam footage.
@@policerthought5649 you're a bloodthirsty weirdo for that
3:37 All eight of his staff quit leaving him only one.... He got an offer to clear his name but he turned it down! If I were innocent and someone offered to help clear my name I would do it.... But since he's guilty there you go.... I am so glad that here in North Carolina we're going to make sure that he never sees the inside of the governor's mansion!
Can we bring back the two dogs barking for the Law and Order theme? 🤔
Thank you, fellow loyal _Late Night Seth_ viewer
Seth- I thought your monologue was slipping...till you got to the tissues!!! NAILED IT!!! GOOD JOB!!!
CORRECTIONS: that’s not where a cockroach would effectively be able to inhale smoke. Cockroach respiration occurs through spiracles - a small opening on the sides of its body. ❤
ikr? And even after Seth took pains to mime how a cockroach would anatomically correctly smoke a cigarette in a previous episode of _,Corrections!_ Have we as a society learned nothing
13:09 did he not learn the first time around?!
I knew you were going to drop a bleeped f bomb when you started the jury duty joke. And you did not disappoint! It was totally necessary & hilarious!!!
A perfect Sandburg impression
Mayors indicted, Supreme Court justices high fived.
I was waiting for something with him! There was something about him that made me uncomfortable!
Sign of the times that there are like four national political figures you could be referring to but can't tell which one you're talking about, and also how your comment could apply equally well to any one of them
It's 5:00 AM and I'm researching narrow nosed spookfish just to try to get a correction and land us some Animal Flubs.
lol
I thought it was named ghost shark?!
@@notme2day
Just looked it up bc I thought the same but nope! The ghost shark was discovered in 1823 iirc and it has a different nose, the new shark's nose is long and sticks out and the ghost shark's nose is shaped like a normal shark's nose if that makes sense
@@simonedegroot905you're both right! It's a species of ghost shark according to the Guardian article from Tuesday.
@@simonedegroot905 Yup, that does make sense. Who would have thought Colbert could steered me wrong on this.lolol
So well done!!!❤❤❤❤
Correction: Wally misspelled Flubbed by accident, not on purpose.
You missed the chance to say "not on porpoise."
@@Blodhelm Now that would be an animal fub
@@Blodhelm I was thinking the same thing. You nailed it
It's impressive to me how Seth can race through cue cards at the pace that he does and then stop on a dime on the smallest spelling error. Leads me to believe this happens all the time in taping but they only keep it in the final cut when the back-and-forth is so perfect and on brand for _,Late Night Seth._ It's almost like Seth had a former life as a head writer for some major sketch comedy show
Seth's nose really helps that shark impression.
Misspelling 'flubbed', on the card... brilliant!
Thanks for the fun Seth.
trumps affair with chart exposed on the next AXIS HOLLYWOOD!
That 79 pigeons in a suit was amazing work by the graphics department
The bodega cat needs to be higher on that list
I find it odd that everyone is trying to push or persuade New York mayor to resign. YET we didn't hear this many voices to tell Trump not to run for presidency and he has already been convicted! That's why Trump has some light weight words bout the situation because he knows he should be taking a seat too!
This monologue is SO good
Tfg: You will no longer be tied down to train tracks.
It actually took me two seconds, before I got the tissue joke 😂😀🤪🤣👍❤️🇳🇴
Hilarious 👍Norway here🇳🇴
Vote 💙
That is coincidentally the same amount of time that said user of said tissues lasts before requiring usage of said paper product
I wish Kamala’s response to the Trump protector question was “Eeeeew!”
Or just that look of barely containable disgust as in the debate when she referred to "This fffff--ormer President.."
I think her facial expression nearly said it all!
Elizabeth Warren called it "creepy.". I think that is putting it mildly.
When that guy says that I won't have the stresses I have today, my brain starts filling up with all the awful things he might do to make things even worse. Protect U.S. FROM him, please!
VOTE BLUE DOWN THE WHOLE BALLOT
Thanks in advance.
you gotta figure that that tissue joke was Scollins'
Rudy aka law goblin😂 so accurate!
It's hard to believe that Rudy used to be a Federal Prosecutor.
Doesn’t want to be President… Exactly, just enough bs to give it to Vance and get a pardon.
🎯🎯🎯
Aww, don’t you make our Wally blush! ☺️
Wow, bad, almost as bad as Thomas.
I can’t picture more of a nightmare than of Trump being my protector. I’m also a black woman so I’m safe because he’s not talking about me.
❤
I'm white but old and no longer hot, so I'm safe from him too.
You missed the little asterisk after Trump's blanket guarantee that he will be your protector; if you read the fine print you would clearly have noticed that
_*Exclusions apply._
Wally! Say something if they point the camera at you we know you get paid more~!
Your Samberg is impeccable!
I love Seth meyers
“Hoo boy, where to start.” -Kamala Harris upon hearing about The Protector of Women
Hi from Australia👋Oh the irony-Trump now has to carry Robinson to "full term".🙄🤭
Bodega cat needs to be so much higher!
I have to remember that chart joke the next time I have jury duty.
I sent that clip of Trump the Stalker outside my window saying "... Women, you will no longer feel anxious, linely, abandoned or scared ...." TO MY Therapist!!! 😵💫Mystery of my "free floating " anxiety is SOLVED.
Apologies to all the OTHER creepy men from my past - your horrible behavior has been TRJMPED.
The Samberg impression was so spot on it was spooky. Seth is getting so good!!! And the NY rat impression OMG
Correction: you couldN'T give a s**** about the Mets' fortune. Unless you do give a s**** about it.
Eric is trying to get a position on Scotus!!!
Loved how you snuck in a Will Forte impression disguising it as a wrestler impression
the new yorker threatening an actual force of nature bit had me cracking up hahaha
Abandoned, Lonely, and Scared. Worst breakfast cereal ever
I was hoping he was gonna list a staff member in line for mayor
How many more A+ qualifications can one person have to be a Republican candidate than Mark Robinson..he even has children to keep him humble
Pizza rat really should be higher on that list. Carrying pizza at that size takes the resourcefulness a NY mayor needs
This was a HILARIOUS closer look! I loved all of the impressions of generic New Yorkers.
Bodega Cat for NYC Mayor!
So the mistakes start with Wally. Jackals unite! Protect our Animal "Fubbs," Seth.
Once you go Bodega Cat, you will never go back!🗽
Ain't the first time. Reference to Tammany Hall and mayor Jimmy Walker.
Throwing Sandberg into the narrow nose shark bit was uncalled for, but oh so funny.
The axes joke got me just as much the second time. :)
A few years ago the Mayor of Montreal resigned amidst allegations of corruption, as did the next Mayor who campaigned on importance of personal of integrity as did the THIRD subsequent Mayor 😜
I love how Karrion Kross is the WWE wrestler y’all chose for that bit while Seth did a Hulk Hogan impression 😅😂
3:41 that joke by Shoemaker?
Security guards...one has a little smile, one is definitely frowning. Kinda reminiscent of Tragedy/Comedy masks...
The robot face from Japan turning out to be JD Vance really got me 😂
It's unfortunate Professor Maya Wiley didn't become New York Mayor.
To be fair, my grandmother from NC used to complain regularly that the local furniture companies are all gone. It was a huge concern for her. By including it in his speech, Trump definitely locked in the NC demographic of people who would be over 100 if they hadn’t already died.
Your Beetlejuice as a wrestler is on point!