Weekend Update: Biden's State of the Union, Mitch McConnell Endorses Trump - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มี.ค. 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Marjorie Taylor Greene heckling Biden during his State of the Union address, Democrats criticizing Biden for calling migrants "illegals" and Republican Senator Katie Britt's video response.
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"looks like all the Flintstones at once" is a spectacular joke 4:04
I almost did a spit take
You've seen audience analyzing the picture and arriving at the same conclusion as the laughter rose
Was going to post this!🤣
Came to say the same. That photo is perfect! 😂
Came here to say this 👏
Wow. An entire, unsplit Weekend Update! 😮
I know, right? So trippy.
Wow
I was actually looking for the other 3 or 4 videos on SNL's page, I was like, well I guess I'll start with this one...
It seems shorted than average
It's better when they do just news without those skits with other members. I do not watch those skits anyways.
Thank you SNL channel for uploading this as one full clip instead of splitting the Update in half to 2 clips
But that was it? 6 minutes? WU should be twice as long. It's the only funny thing on SNL now. It used to be life threatening to be eating or drinking during the entire show.
I guess it was too short to split? I was confused, thinking on Monday this was still just a clip. So I waited, then forgot, and am just now watching it. Man....maybe I'm in the minority, but I like the side interviews?
@@LivinInSimexactly what I thought. Also why I'm just now watching it
2? I swear it’s been 3 and not even in order sometimes lol. But yes thanks for uploading in 1 :)
❤²5 1
“The real fight will be Mike Tyson trying to pronounce NEXT-FLIKS”
Even Che couldn’t hold it 😂😂😂
He couldn't say it either
Nextht Flikth
I had to rewind the video there too😂😂
Better than Cox Cable
😂😂😂😂
Che laughing at himself was the highlight for me. "Should I just go home?" Lol we all have those days but he still crushed ❤
Did he ask Colin to write his jokes?
He had me laughing. 😂
Poor guy! Despite the crowd's unenthusiastic response and the poor jokes he received, he could still laugh at himself!
I think it was one of those episodes where they write for each other. Or at least Colin wrote his jokes you look like he didn't expect it, every time. 😂
'A Britt Much" 😂
Briattch
shes senator hot
😂😂😂😂
That whispered “thanks” was everything 😂😂😂
“not to be confused with martin luther king on ozempic” had me in tears
As an Asian American, the "Stop Oriental Hate" sign joke was 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
It's especially funny because the blacks are the ones doing the "hating" (ie violence)
I am also Asian American and it's the thought that counts. They love our friend chicken from Korea, but I mean who doesn't. See race doesn't have to be racist.
As a white american, I also found the comedy funny
@@Eet_MiaPeople who use the wrong terms but mean well are better than people who use the right terms but don't, and you.
Biden apologized, that's more than anyone can say for Trump 🤷♂️
"Former President & current reverse mortgage applicant"
Colin couldn't even contain himself.
LMAO !
I really need to stop reading the comments during the pre-video ads... So many of these jokes would be funnier if I didn't spoil them for myself by doing this 😔
OMG I spit out my coffee on this line!
Cope harder, you can't stop him so you're back to making lame jokes like 2015.
@@SmokeStackLightning47 the joke offended you that much? I’m sure he didn’t mean to hurt your feelings like that- he was merely making a joke.
Having only 6 minutes of Weekend Update a week should be a crime.
That's the entire premise of The Daily Show.
Nah. All the interviews are annoying. Just give me the headlines and punchlines!
Shrinkflation!
AGREED 😡
It is a crime. They just pay the fine every time.
"That was honestly some of the worst acting I've ever seen. And I've seen me" - Colin Jost
😂🤣😂🤣😂
The Netflix, the Flintstones, and the Arby's jokes got me good.
@Lovemeew48 are you sure you haven’t-Burepetoo?
Snickers one too! Took a min to hit lmao
Vegan's rule ! Love the Arby bit .
did they?
Those were, in fact, the only three (but hard) laughs for me, for the entire show, which was only marginally better than last week's.
These two carry SNL 🥰 that Arby’s joke caught me so off guard 😂
Colin did a good job. It isn't easy having your spouse visit you at work.
😂😂😂!!!
They are great. My off guard moment was the "Flintstones all at once" comment.
"WE HAVE YOUR GRANDPA!"
Are you kidding? Colin is good but Che can't read one joke without looking around at the audience afterward and making some kind of stupid remark. One of the worst WU hosts ever.
I can’t believe the lawyers approved the Arby’s joke.😅
@samnichles447 - I bet Arby's lawyers won't.
I want arbys now
Collin's "THANKS" cracked me up!
Weekend Update remains the funniest part of SNL. This didn’t disappoint and the Trump colonoscopy was hilarious . The republican response was expertly edited. Humpback mountain cracked me up
That lady wasn't responding, I think it was a d*ath threat
@@jennalondonrichards no, that was the Republican rebuttal to the State of the Union address
Theres one each year
6:10 "We have your grandpa!" That joke totally got me 🤣
They finally answered the question that was asked a few seasons back: "Where are you GETTING the meats?"
Soylent Green is people! No more chicken butts! These are the times that try mens' holes! Hot Steamed Grandpa Anuses all around! fine print: (Only available in certain parts of South America).
"We have the corpses" "And finger fries"
We have the feets
It was outta nowhere.
They have the best post-joke reactions/banter. Also, that “sponsored by Arby’s” line killed me
Every weekend update needs to be like this! Just the two of them is so much funnier
MTG looked like she was going to a monster truck show in that outfit 😂
As a millionaire congresswoman as marj is, where do you think the millions in covid “loans” she had forgiven (absorbed by everyday tax payers) was going to?
Construction company owner, marj, didn't have time to change, but came directly from the worksite.
"Yee Haw !"
She being the monster.
Well she does support a monster so...
Seeing the MTG segment makes me wish space lasers were real.
Seeing her struggle with "I am rubber you are glue" as a 62....er 49 year old woman is funnier
JEWISH space lasers, don't forget.
@@vincentjohnfloriowait, she actually had a problem saying "I'm rubber, you're glue"? Perhaps that's because she knows that, deep down, she's the glue... she's the one with a horse face.
Space lasers have been real for like 50 years. It's not exactly complicated technology that requires atmospheric pressure. Lasers are extremely useful in science.
mtg, trash bag
Reverse mortgage applicant 😂😂😂
That joke about Arby's starting @6:12 is pure gold, had me dying😂😂😂
It hits even harder when you've worked there. Btw, do not eat Arby's!!!!!!!!!
@@er... I can't even imagine the atrocities to food that happens in THAT supply chain
@@AaronMQuantz You and me both.
Arby's, we have the: "edible" food product*
*not meant for human consumption
I worked at Arby's so it made it extra special for me😅
The Mike Tyson Netflix joke snuck up on me so fast, I actually burst out laughing. 😂
Hi Kevin 😍
"Former president and current reverse mortgage applicant"😂😂😂
Yesssssss🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼
Just grab it, be a star yall 😅
🙂
Even Colin laughed at that.
🤣🤣🤣
Colin’s delivery of the Jet Blue joke was comedic perfection 😂😂😂😂
One of my FAVORITE Weekend Updates. Seems it may have been too easy this week 😂 Was the hardest part trying to trim the material to fit the segment?
Brilliantly HILARIOUS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
That whole set was fucking hilarious. I love their chemistry and how real the whole thing is. I laughed my ass off. lol
😂😂😂😂
I laughed mine off, too. but(t) it grew back.
The Flinstones joke was brilliant.
Yeah. He really bailed himself out with that one. :)
ALL the Flintstones at once 4:10 🤣🤣🤣...senator Crystal Salmonella 🤣🤣🤣
The Mike Tyson one took me out 😂 such an easy one but still so funny.
I don't usually notice the audience very much but Che brought down the house with that Flintstones joke
At club che che, we uncover every pebble, just ask our founder r. Kelly
They are using fake laughter. It’s a sound track laughing not real people
It’s funny because it’s true.
@@IdontagreewithTH-camsgu-hq7xfIf that's true they didn't need it, the joke was hilarious! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Oh man Che’s delivery is so good it just flies over your head and then a second later 😂😂😂😂😂😂
'A Britt Much' 🤣🤣🤣 that was excellent
"looks like all the Flintstones at once" is genius. 😂😂
I lost it when Colin said, "Thanks." lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A Britt Much did me in lol
"Thanks" KILLED me!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump in 2021 referring to then AL Senate Candidate Katie Britt:
“She is not in any way qualified and is certainly not what our Country needs or not what Alabama wants.”
*How **_dare_** you* remember #facts and #words and the order they were said in❗️❓
This is why book burning 🔥 is supported …and in general reading anything not approved by Lara Trump *is being outlawed* by the RNC.
Well... even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
she's got upper management material written all over her
@@TheSteveBoyd You said it before I could.
Creepy Katie! That’s her new identity
Nah the way I cried laughing at this is insane. This was amazing. 😂😂
This was one of THE BEST I have ever seen!
SNL legends! You guys carry me through the weekend!
And Che, NEVER go home, you were KILLING IT!
Tyson trying to say Netflix had me 🤣
Me too, we are wrong for this🤣🤣😂😂😅
@@blackqueen164yes, you are.
Fricking hilarious 😂😂😂
At first, I thought they cut one of the segments of Weekend Update, but the fact that they made it all one video is great
love the space laser zapping away MTG 😂 and the Murdoch joke was perfect
It's one video because the Weekend Update for this episode was just Jost and Che delivering the news. No appearances by crazy characters or cast members either as themselves or as celebrities. Feels kinda empty, but SNL has done this before on other episodes, so it's not anything new or exciting.
The Arby's one had me DEAD!
There are jokes that are simply flawless and perfect. The Flintstone's joke is a 10/10.
That Rev. Al joke! (I'll bet he's laughin', too.)
This one was really top-notch - every bit was a legit LOL.
Pure gold!! The reverse mortgage and Flintstone jokes killed!
I like that every morning when Katie Britt has breakfast she sees the spot in her kitchen where she threw away her political prospects.
Well, look at the likes of DeSantis and Ted Cruz and Matt Gaetz that are creepy and threw away their national ambitions, but remain entrenched in their states. US is turning into a hellhole, even the saner parts will be dragged into the abyss after the Supreme Court's done with their dismantling of government.
Wishful thinking, I fear.
@@CMA418Yup. She'll probably be Trump's vp.
Goddamn, I hate it here.
Nope. If there is one thing that MAGA has taught us, it is that the crazier you are, the more deserving of the congressional seat you will be given.
Nope. Katie made SNL. Her future is so bright, she can throw shade.
Snorted at when Greene was shot at with a laser.🤣
That was lightening...from God.
Floored me...
Applauded
I loved it, totally cracked me up.
Keep in mind they've been shoving AOC STOOPID down America's throat for years now. And their roster. Their *squad* ...
Marjorie Titan Greene. Lauren Boebert. Kari Lake. Alina Habba. That's from God. 😁🤣
One of the absolutely funniest segments in years
Hi dear 🥰
The Arby’s joke was such a great way to end it hahaha
Imagine if Mike IRON Tyson appeared behind Che as he told that joke. 😂
OMG‼️History making!!😂🤣😂
He would kiss him
Iron Mike
@@bovinityleak2066
No, he would kith him.
Netflith 😂
"all the Flintstones at once" holy shh 🤣
Mike Tyson and the Flintstones jokes were spot on!
Katy Brit and Tommy Tuberville says all you need to know about the state of Alabamy.😂😂😂
Senator Sinema: don't let the door hit ya where the AZ electorate split ya!
As an AZ resident who voted for her, she's been a disappointment.
However, she has voted with Biden and the Democrats some 95% of the time, and the alternative in the 2018 election was MAGA loyalist, Martha McSally.
@@vanessajazp6341As a fellow AZ resident, you are spot on. Sinema was the lesser of two evils, which tells you how bad Martha McSally was. That said, glad her time is over and hopefully Gallego takes her place instead of whack job Kari Lake.
WE feel ya, Vanessa!!!! Totally get it!! VOTE BLUE!!💙🇺🇸
@@vanessajazp6341 People may be salty about what the 5% represents by weight.
@vanessajazp6341 - no need to apologize. Sinema was a co-author of most of the legislation that Biden claims as his own signature bills. Arizona (where I live as well) is a pro-business moderate state - her bills were perfectly tailored for her constituents. The ongoing smear campaign against her came via the progressive goon squad.
Was a short and sweet Weekend Update. Colin Jost not even hinting at the fact his wife absolutely KILLED IT in the cold open portraying Katie Britt. 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for pointing that out. I couldn't figure out who it was.
Scarlet's performance absolutely blew me away. I was cracking up from start to finish! 🤣
That was Scarlet? I couldn't tell ! OMG
@@AK-jw7rx She should get an Emmy!
I lost it when Colin said, "Thanks." lmfao
Haven't seen Weekend Update in Forever. Might have to start watching again. Hilarious!!
Michael was being nice and letting Colin get most of the good ones since his wife was there. 😂
that's exactly what I thought 😂
Intriguing theory.
ScarJo did a great job as Katie (Boyd) Britt; the Alabama Senator who was apart of the State of the Union address, along with Georgia's U.S. Representative, MTG (Majorie Taylor Greene).
Rapid fire jokes left and right. Love these two so much!
I laughed far more than I should have.
This Weekend Update was so 🔥 I had to rewind and play it twice!
“ Arby’s we HAVE your Grandpa” killed me 😂
Sounded like Kenan was narrator there. I was dying!!!
Colin and Che are doing this segment for themselves and I'm totally here for it.
So many legit laugh out loud moments in this one! “Girl, don’t.” 😆
"But the real fight will be Mike Tyson trying to pronounce "Nexfwix." 😆 4:37
They were in rare form this week. The reverse mortgage joke killed me 1:10
All the flintstones at once was perfect
😂
This is one of the better weekend updates I’ve seen
A really phenomenal weekend update, and thanks so much for posting it in it's entirety.
Whoa! That Alabama senator is terrifying!
Definitely not an android!
Scariest part is, she's NOT acting 😮
@@autk😮
power surges from failing batteries?
Terrifyingly hot ❤
I'm so glad they finally listened to my suggestion to give Che five shots of tequila before airtime.
Hahahahaha!!!
6:22 I love the idea of Kenan waiting offstage, ready to say that.
Why was Weekend Update so short?! It’s the best segment and the only part of this show I watch regularly. 6 minutes is not enough
Hi dear 😍
Reverse mortgage applicant hilarious 😂 😂😂👏👏👏
None of it is paid for, probably all under water
10 seconds ago you were stocking up on popcorn to watch the trials and see him go to prison. How's that working out?
@@SmokeStackLightning47
I don’t know the answer to your question, what I know is a hilarious joke, it made me laugh and at the end I am happy with it 😃😃👍👍
@@stupendouslife8128 Whatever takes your mind off it, right?
@SmokeStackLightning47
Most Americans read below 6th grade level, it's a problem. Donthecon is running the con of his life on Maga insurrectionists
Never seen someone so giddy as Che saying the Netflix joke xD 4:40
That was mocking his speech disability ! Way to go Wokesters
you missed it entirely...go back and think.about .it,,,,mmm? yes? get it?@@ronsmith8424
This has to be the best segment yet, a high bar
I like how Colin and Michael are going after everyone. It's funnier when it's not one sided humor
" All the flinetones in one" is a wild one🤣.
"all the Flintstones at once" 😂🤣🤣😭😂
Che delivering an awkward or cringeworthy punchline (like the tampon joke) is pure gold. 🤣
That Snicker hike was amazing 😂
Dude the laser part had me rolling lmaooo. Such a good episode this week!
Writing was just superb on every joke, well done, never stopped laughing.
Same!!!!🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼
The GOP is doing most of the work for them
I just adore both of them….such a special chemistry that makes what they do shine so bright!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT ! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW ! I ALMOST WET MYSELF WHEN YOU TOLD US WHERE Rupert Murdoch and his fiance are REGISTERED ! THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE HERE !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This has to be the funniest weekend update of the season! It may have been short, but it sure was funny! The Arby’s joke and the Marjorie Taylor Green laser joke made me laugh so hard, I almost stopped breathing! 😂😂😂😂
If the joke makes you stop breathing or makes you hack up your lungs then you know it’s hilarious.
MT Greene has to return to her "people" some how.
Agreed
SAME😅😅😅
@@pamr.429I want to say Scientology?? 🤣
Yall fucking killed it today norm McDonald would be proud
Now you can get (Norm) McDonald's at Arby's!
Short segment, but hilarious from start to finish -- even Che's "bombs" made me chuckle.
Hi Ben 🥰😍
The laser bit. A dream come true
Che over here throwing hilarious haymakers! lmao
" Reverse mortgage applicant" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Eric 😍
These guys need their own show.
Okay this one was actually really good. I think my favorite joke was the “looks like all the flinstones at once”
"...who looks like all the Flintstones at once...." I'm using that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
had me lmao
There were some really goods jokes in this episode. One of the best I have seen in a while. Maybe there was just so much material this week?
This was one of the most funniest weekend update by far. So funny 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best episodes yet😂😂😂😂 Che laughing at every joke was hilarious 😂😂 Arbys" We have your Grandpa"
Che auditioning to play Tyson ahead of that sketch was a great touch.