Uh so Damian said “Alexa Intruder alert” and my Alexa almost called the cops but I stopped it from finishing the first sentence. I think he should distort the word “Alexa” just so that things like this dont happen
P1 Kono dio da! Hinjaku hinjaku P2 Nice! SHIZAAAAA P3 Oh noooo!!! ZA WARUDO rero rero P4 killer queen already touched that [insert object] P5 King Crimson and number 4 I did all this so I can’t be proved part skipper
12:01 A-are we not gonna talk about how that's John Mcafee? You know,the creator of McAfee Antivirus,eccentric millionaire and US presidental candidate?
“Democracy isn’t perfect but we don’t need a wall to keep our citizens in.” -A president during the Cold War (I honestly forgot) Trump: alright I went with the thick bricks.. Me: I’m just realizing this now?
I love Damien’s unique sense of humor where he teases things surrounding the joke or implied to surround the joke with repetition as fake stuttering, it really makes his channel different from other Redditors
fun fact i watched this episode live i saw the "80's music" as the hint and i instantly started singing this song as a joke because its engraved in my memory from meme culture then i realized - those words fit i solved the puzzle with no letters im too proud of this ngl
10:26 The story behind this one is actually pretty funny. A guy bought a plane so he could live in it. He wanted it in some part of the woods, but it couldn't fly there, so it was transported by carriers through the street. This became very hectic, and drew a lot of attention.
9:00 i thought it was the lyrics to “screw the nether” that minecraft parody but then i realized jeopardy was rick rolling me im so stupid also screwing the nether would hurt a lot
0:52 Hoho so your approaching me instead of running? I can’t beat the living dance out of you without getting closer Then come close as you like *intense dancing*
Enjoy it while you can because once America turns socialist you will lose those same freedoms... It's amazing the people that claim to be woke are the most oblivious of all.
If you know Silverwood in Idaho, you know how deserted it is around. I go every summer in August. Once when I was super little, I fell asleep on the way home. Now, I remember it being in the mountain, but the people who were caring for me said it actually just landed on the road. But there was a fucking PLANE on the ROAD just out of NOWHERE. There was an emergency landing and he said "fuck these people, I'm not gonna land in the empty space, ya'll gotta keep up with me as we head down the road till I can stop."
"I've got a mouth inside my mouth, what's it to ya" Hahahahaha I once played a game where this 9 foot tall rabbit had a mouth inside his mouth :) And then he murdered me because I suck at the game :)
Bro, I need a parody of alien where the alien is actually just a member of the Italian of the Italian mafia. “Dis is my space station, see? Get atta ere!”
I would like to take a moment to appreciate the ad I got, I was asked to look at the cat. Then I was: “congrats, you didn’t skip the ad, you won absolutely nothing.”
0:36 In this photo on the left side of the room in the back is a guy in a hat his name is Stephen Hopkins and he's a signer of the Declaration of Independence, and apparently as of today I learned he's my distant relative.
That mass of kids dabbing for the boy? well, they all teamed up with each other to eliminate him. Later, the boy reported them for stream sniping/teaming. Dunno if the kids got banned.
1:52 i'm sure someone else has commented this already, but just for context that particular screenshot of shadow is from a cutscene where he's about to steal a chaos emerald and remarks 'this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me'
I was just watching this video casually to try and cheer me up (I’m in a pretty down mood) when it picked up on Damien saying “Alexa, intruder alert” and then it responded with “what are you doing in my swamp”
That claymore roomba, got me thinking. On top of the roomba, there are many knives or claymores on it.When you turn on the roomba, the blades *SPEEENN!!* and there is no way to turn it off. The ultimate death machine of doom. Would u invest in it?
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5:48 is a thumbnail from a hide and seek video for kids from brazil and yes they did actually paint her
Here: th-cam.com/video/UhTN3d47en4/w-d-xo.html
link
@@shuichisaiharatheshsldrv3q633 prooflink
Sneak 100
thejekky_br Kids channels are weird
Damien: Laughs
Everyone liked that
His laugh is just fucking amazing
unoriginal
Egg with 50000 subscribers s everybody disliked that
@@human-npc5523 So is your name, hypocrite.
Egg with 50000 subscribers s *[nobody liked that]*
Our classmate died, what should we do to pay respects?
Weird kid: *Hit the dab*
Everyone else: yEp ThAtS a grEAt iDea brUh
Kid in front: what did I get into
F
me and my friends: you all have something wrong with you
Quiet kid: *turns on pumped up kicks* "let's make the rest die!
00:58 Lol! It's surprising to see Saberspark in here :D
I saw that too! I could just see a demented lion yelling ‘Noooooo!’
Noooooooo, NooOoOoOoOOoooO
True
It's fake sparky xD
Yeah!
Uh so Damian said “Alexa Intruder alert” and my Alexa almost called the cops but I stopped it from finishing the first sentence. I think he should distort the word “Alexa” just so that things like this dont happen
Or you know you can just get rid of that stupid ass AI
r/thathappened
Alexa say the epic duck is coming
Axela.
He should call her Axela in vids.
@Spleens The Cocain Addicted Cat
GrayStillPlays fan eh?
Nice userpic
I love blursed images, it's like the visual version of comedy heaven
Kitten in A bag thanks dude! I used to be a mod there stepped down because of depression
Dead I hope you’re doing well and thank you for your service.
For me it’s like an human irl version of software gore
The only reason I didn’t like is because the like count is 666
Not breaking the 666
Surprised he called the baby ugly but said nothing about the parent’s freaky long arms
Michael Butterfield
“Hey, I’m not like other girls, I have *snake arms* ”
Or the human butterfly
Ya
Michael Butterfield I thought the same thing oop
i know right
882% battery?
*_This is avengers level threat_*
RockAustinTV Niiice
...Yes it is
Bongo Cat Gamer pathetic I defeated my 8284% battery
*This is a good threat*
Nice
Oh Come One, The Like Was 420
9:01 Damien: *drum noises*
Me: I CAN FEEL IT COMING *IN THE AIR TONIGHT* , OH LORD!!!!!
I can't get that out of my head
Calling*
@@joem.4451 Coming 🤔
0:57 OH MY GOD IT’S MY BOY SABER!
Your pfp looks familiar. Is that Love Live?
@@DakotaofRaptors Haha no it’s my oc
@@kiroswife hang on I think I used that site to make an oc
Creepers are just smaller green giraffes that can explode
r/cursedcomments
Creepers are suicide bombers
lynette Nguyen r/cursedcomments
Who said that giraffes can't explode?
Sir you as a genius!!
2:19 - So are we not gonna talk about her freakin orangutan arms?
no
F
Uh oh stinky
matrixphijr
“Hey, I’m not like other girls, I have *snake arms* ”
Are we not going to talk about the fact that the butterfly has sexy legs
Damien : forgets to censor
TH-cam: so you have chosen demonization.
"Demonization"
@@stonecraftbros2977 They'll be demonizing him all right...
9:20 " I look for the man that birthed me , where is mine father " , it actually put a smile on my face .
"im fine with just being ugly"
Damien you are a handsome young man
Jojo memes on blursed images
What have we come here
Idk but I'm liking it. We should keep going.
I emkay have a youtube channel
*cues giorno theme*
Where is it
P1 Kono dio da! Hinjaku hinjaku
P2 Nice! SHIZAAAAA
P3 Oh noooo!!! ZA WARUDO rero rero
P4 killer queen already touched that [insert object]
P5 King Crimson and number 4
I did all this so I can’t be proved part skipper
Idk wow
Damien: censors the R word
Me, a teenager with a mental disorder: **Happiness noise**
A random piece of internet trash 😊
:D
:)
:)
UwU
*Damien wheezes*
That just made my whole day :DD
(Edit: didn’t expect myself to get 982 likes what the-)
Reddit post: exists
Damien: WHEEZE hahahaha
W H E E Z E
Majakighekwospondnbbjsiaojxnbshskamxnbwjqoxosj
Like if you get it
Lol so randum hexdee
It cures cancer
10:39
Yoshi ain't Pro-choice, it clearly says "Pro-abortion"
Yoshi would have all the newborns loaded into a trebuchet
10:31
No I think this is the right time stamp
6:37
Roses are red.
Bacon is cooked on a pan.
I am that man.
Except I don't live in Japan.
well watch out for a Divine Wind (kamikaze)
12:01 A-are we not gonna talk about how that's John Mcafee?
You know,the creator of McAfee Antivirus,eccentric millionaire and US presidental candidate?
Well hes earned my goddamn vote now.
Ding-Dong Dunnit he also loves Jojo so that’s another reason
Dude, that thumbnail actually scares me LMAO
It's just big fella.
It’s just big fella
Who’s big fella? This joke has officially flown over my head.
Big fella is just big fella
Big fella its just big fella
thanks to EmKay, my second favorite song is now All Bets Are Off
don't click on me nice to notice someone who doesn't call it 'mr king dice instrumental'
I thought it was the king's court
Wait no, that's when you're fighting him
I'm suprized someone noticed
“Democracy isn’t perfect but we don’t need a wall to keep our citizens in.” -A president during the Cold War (I honestly forgot)
Trump: alright I went with the thick bricks..
Me: I’m just realizing this now?
i know im late but it was legendary JFK. How did u forget?
8:51 thats "in the air tonight" phil collins
Rickroll incoming
@@gamestheo5625 Dude's talkin' about the acapella drum beat dished out by Damien.
Me: throws banana in Mario kart
Also banana two laps later: *Buenas dias fuckeboy*
Me:**Random singing**
Some mad person:**throws a banana at me**
Me:**eats the banana and throws it up on them**
Me:have a GOOD day.
@@greg4lifers145 YOU
“ Do I Sound Like A Lawyer To You? “
“ *Yeah* “
Life: Depression, Stress, Anger
Emkay: *laughs* (4:54)
Life: ight bouta head out
Senior frog?
4:47*
6:16
I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING THIS MAN NAMED HIS PROFILE GAYMILESEDGEWORTH AND IT'S THE FIRST PROFILE I'VE EVER NEED WITH AN ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE.
I love Damien’s unique sense of humor where he teases things surrounding the joke or implied to surround the joke with repetition as fake stuttering, it really makes his channel different from other Redditors
8:59 wait does that say *Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down* ? o god-
I thought that was pretty obvious
The ultimate rick rolling ,the moment you understand what it says you get rick rolled.
fun fact i watched this episode live
i saw the "80's music" as the hint and i instantly started singing this song as a joke because its engraved in my memory from meme culture
then i realized - those words fit
i solved the puzzle with no letters
im too proud of this ngl
Exponential Dong Expansion I thought it was in the air tonight because of how he did the drum rift
The guy in the show and everyone who guessed i got rickrolled
Where my Damien wheezing for 1 hour compilation at ??
On it.
We've only got 57 minutes and 21.89 seconds of him wheezing, just a bit more and I'll upload it
He’s Dreaming Of Zelda And His Urge To Defend Her , *And He’s Also Getting Railed , Absolutely Rod By Tinkle*
Cashmere: Did I Hear That Right...
I want a pure bread cat.
I swear I won’t eat it.
🙂
Um
@@melissaspaulding7311 um
Eat the cat
But I’m asian
you'll fuck it
Damien's voice is so soothing... and his laugh turns my soul to molten chocolate and molds it into a beautiful shape. probably a chicken nugget shape
Damien being adorable
Everyone: *Wait that's illegal*
Was in mexico and saw senor frog and was just like "lets see how long it takes for this to be on reddit."
10:26 The story behind this one is actually pretty funny. A guy bought a plane so he could live in it. He wanted it in some part of the woods, but it couldn't fly there, so it was transported by carriers through the street. This became very hectic, and drew a lot of attention.
In the 80’s song lyrics, the lyrics was from Rick Asleey, “Never gonna give you up”. I WONDER HOW HE MISSED THAT.
Astley.
*you have disrespected the king*
He didn't. He pronounced the drumroll in the beginning of the song. Listen:
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
no one:
Fish: villager noise
boof stain I am the real.
@@rcnovatnp what the fuck do you and sasuke do
Alexander Hamilton
He pulls a tailed beast bomb on em
Every time Damien laughs an angel gets its wings
"Uhhh I just beat Michelle uhhh and she's not waking up...
Help"
NOBODY IS CLEANER THAN MR CLEAN MR CLEAN CLEANS HIS DEAD MOTHER SO WELL SHE SHINES
"I DONT WANNA BE BREAD, AAAAAAAAAAA"
- Dough Cat 2020
0:55 Wait, one of my favorite TH-camrs made that comment?
@@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 thats saber not ninja
i didnt know Abraham Lincoln was a TH-camr
@@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 r/facepalm
ONLY 4.19 for chicken tendies boys! Get ya GB Points Ready!
*IRL Donnie Darko can't hurt you, he doesn't exist.*
Damien: 10:31
Everyone’s talking about Damien’s chills impression but his Obama impression had me dying
0:03 *”that bread is looking awfully like a cat somebody baked a cat into my bread”*
3:32 lets be honest, more then half of us didn’t notice the dog at first
0:58 omg It's saberrrrrr :00000 Like who was Just as shocked as me
ME
@@pastelsunset YES
i laughed seeing that
@@Zeracheil yeet
Ydeeeeeeeesss
9:00 i thought it was the lyrics to “screw the nether” that minecraft parody but then i realized jeopardy was rick rolling me
im so stupid
also screwing the nether would hurt a lot
0:52
Hoho so your approaching me instead of running?
I can’t beat the living dance out of you without getting closer
Then come close as you like
*intense dancing*
The thing is his profile pic is Bruno
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
4:18 My curiosity got the better of me so I looked up the full photo. The other person is actually Finn from Adventure Time
Would you be willing to share the name of the website that you have discovered the image on? I wish to add a copy of it to my collection.
@@c0baltl1ghtn1ng c e a s e
@@epicgamermoments5132 Hey, at least I am honest about it.
@@c0baltl1ghtn1ng yeah
NOOOOOOOOOO
When u awake at night and you're seriously struggling to keep yourself from exploding from laughter
I get bullied at school because I look EXACTLY like the "we need communism" kid.
*You should be praised*
Oof
Wow you look good then want to come over to have some fun? *wink wink*
Enjoy it while you can because once America turns socialist you will lose those same freedoms...
It's amazing the people that claim to be woke are the most oblivious of all.
4:33 *_SAUCE?_*
(Someone’s gotta do this, so I will)
Hero. Too innocent to the answer tho.
What a hero
2:00 “if they had cannons”
9 yr olds: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
0:56 OMG I WATCH THAT TH-camR SABER I LOVE HIM
If you know Silverwood in Idaho, you know how deserted it is around. I go every summer in August. Once when I was super little, I fell asleep on the way home. Now, I remember it being in the mountain, but the people who were caring for me said it actually just landed on the road. But there was a fucking PLANE on the ROAD just out of NOWHERE. There was an emergency landing and he said "fuck these people, I'm not gonna land in the empty space, ya'll gotta keep up with me as we head down the road till I can stop."
0:57 yo I love Saberspark!
No
Noooooooo
I know your secret...
You've been secretly helping Cowbelly studios by being their narrator voice
“bobby, send him back to where he came from!”
*okAY DaD*
"I've got a mouth inside my mouth, what's it to ya"
Hahahahaha I once played a game where this 9 foot tall rabbit had a mouth inside his mouth :)
And then he murdered me because I suck at the game :)
Bro, I need a parody of alien where the alien is actually just a member of the Italian of the Italian mafia. “Dis is my space station, see? Get atta ere!”
7:38 This is how you eat a human bruh.
I love accidental cannibalism
@@user-ed9qb7yc9h yes
0:59 no one is going to talk about saberspark here!
No one:
Not a soul:
EmKay: I dont wanna be bread! AGGGGHHH!
I would like to take a moment to appreciate the ad I got,
I was asked to look at the cat.
Then I was: “congrats, you didn’t skip the ad, you won absolutely nothing.”
1:28 *THATS MA PURSE*
i imagined 7:53 as roulxs kaard and am now cursed
6:13 I died. He thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich😂😂😂😂😂
6:37 that's an italian when he see you cutting the spaghetti.
so duolingo, come here often?
"the dead children are here with us"
they like shrimp?
0:36 In this photo on the left side of the room in the back is a guy in a hat his name is Stephen Hopkins and he's a signer of the Declaration of Independence, and apparently as of today I learned he's my distant relative.
6:32
Damien-
Damien, Damien I love your content, you voice, your laughs but we don’t talk like that in Italy 😂
2:15 We were on the verge of greatness we were this close
"Are they paying respects?"
Well, when you dab, it kind of makes your body into an F.
Dabbing started as when pot smokers covered their mouths to sneeze.
You're welcome.
i like how I searched “m’lighter” and got the image from 8:09
Kid: **dies in sleep**
Class: *NOOB*
10:26, THAT IS NO JOKE!!! How did that end up there without being removed? That's peoples lives at risk.
9:05 u missed the joke so bad that someone else started laughing
He got Rick rolled
That mass of kids dabbing for the boy? well, they all teamed up with each other to eliminate him. Later, the boy reported them for stream sniping/teaming. Dunno if the kids got banned.
1:52 i'm sure someone else has commented this already, but just for context that particular screenshot of shadow is from a cutscene where he's about to steal a chaos emerald and remarks 'this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me'
Pewds might actually start a family, that's the best part
3:17 when you upgrade a weak peace of armour
Piece*
pees*
1:48 I’ve seen that one but it had a bad dragon “toy” instead
...would have been more blursed tbh...but I don’t think TH-cam would like that lmao
6:00 the charger is from apple but the phone is Samsung. Idk why but I needed to point this out
Anyone else realize how good Damien is at other people’s voices...
That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into my muffin.
- Oh, you’re not crediting lord Araki for this meme?
- What? Who is araki
- N-Nani? Stando?
- what
Moral of the story - credit araki
"Tinkle" -EmKay
Me an intelectual: Tingle.
But what is the actual image?
@@creeperkittytherogue8928 You mean the timestamp?
ChrisTLS he means where is the image from which is what I am trying to figure out
*The intro is so weird without context*
I'm sending this to my sister
I am deeply concerned about that cat
rip
I was just watching this video casually to try and cheer me up (I’m in a pretty down mood) when it picked up on Damien saying “Alexa, intruder alert” and then it responded with “what are you doing in my swamp”
4:06 I actually found the image and...
If I get like 69 likes, I'll link the source for you all.
42069 like
@@mythicshiba087 u sure
@@CyberKnightMiky i am sure
@@CyberKnightMiky jk lol
@@mythicshiba087 ok, but it would be nice now
6:04
when you're sexting but its the 1700's
7:53
but its your school bully
9:31 question: is he ok?
Something just momentarily possessed him.
U bleep out suicidal on the text but say it anyways.
because it's easier than coming up with fake words :)
That claymore roomba, got me thinking. On top of the roomba, there are many knives or claymores on it.When you turn on the roomba, the blades *SPEEENN!!* and there is no way to turn it off. The ultimate death machine of doom. Would u invest in it?
No one:
Damien: “i’M lOoKinG fOr ThE mAn tHat BirTh mE”