BOLTR: Juicero, Cold Press Juicer for Rich Weirdos
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- Enjoy the cold pressed juice of alpha consumers! Behold the shameful fruit of wireless enabled douchebaggery; no muss no fuss!
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Damn you! I thought 2 minutes was early enough. FFS. One of these days, eh.
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you should make those into magnets also.
HOLY CRAP! All that work and engineering and machining just to add Always Online DRM to a pack of Capri Sun. This is insane.
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welcome to rampant capitalism!
@Wish Master lol
@Wish Master the inventor is like 50
Fooling the Rich people they thought was easy.
I love how emotionally torn he is over such an amazingly well made piece of machinery that squeezes ... juice bags.
I'm with him. Last year Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a show where they cooked an entire breakfast using nothing but things you find in the bathroom. They put an orange in-between a toilet lid and seat and got just as much juice as this thing put out
in all seriousness, the gears are so fucking big and all in metal. If you glance at it quickly you may think that they are from a car gearbox or something
Id hate for that glorified hunk of metal to be the only trace of humanity that an alien civilization finds after we successfully vaporize ourselves.
It doesn't JUST squeeze juice bags tho. It also scans them for DRM!
Remember, that is juice bags with JUICE IN THEM. Me, I would use scissors and cut the corner open and pour it out.
DRM locked capri sun, what a time to be alive.
Hahaha omg 😂
the juice packets look like combine rations from half life 2
Sunni D
What I learned from this video: AvE does in fact have a torso and is not a set a floating disembodied hands despite all previous evidence.
Yes, and now we are all rock hard
with those meat hooks of his, I just kinda assumed he was man-sized in the beer compartment.
centurion1945 I thought he showed his torso in a past wifes sewing room video, I could be mistaken though.
as well as the back of his head. But whos counting who
I'm just waiting for the vijeo where we find out what gender it is
The machine may have bombed, but someone got an entire design apprenticeship during its development. It's like it's been made to medical equipment standards. That's a proverbial shit-ton of RF suppression on the input. Literally just everything thrown at it... twice. The toroidal cores are common mode suppressors that cancel out electrical noise that goes out the live and neutral simultaneously by creating counteracting magnetic fields. Then there's plenty of X2 caps across the mains and possibly even class Y from either led to ground. The 330V thing is common and allows common circuitry to be used for 120V and 230V supplies. With 230V supplies it's the peak full wave rectified supply and with 120 it's usually through a voltage doubler smoothed to peak voltage.
It's like someone said "What a shit idea for a product. But let's do it really well anyway."
I wonder what the packs will taste like in a few years time. Mold juice.
Anas Malas that explains why it won't squeeze aves juice.
Donz Milky nope, thats Because its designed to only press when connected to wifi
Anas Malas huh, so if there's a thunderstorm I can't have my juice. piece of chit.
Yeah it's just ridiculous. This thing is going to be working way after they stop making the 'juice' packs.
>I wonder what the packs will taste like in a few years time. Mold juice.
Nope. As silly as the IoT part of this machine is, it actually serves a function. The bags arent transparent, so if mold is growing you wouldnt see it. They could simply date the bags, but they took it a step further and the machine only works if it scans a valid barcode, so it wont run if the bag is old.
might be the first person to own both the juicero and an axe
I know lots of guys who own both, you can catch them buying used shoes and trying painfully to grow a sparse beard.
Joshua Jonah hipsterssss
Joshua Jonah oh yeah those weekend construction workers with nice boots
And wearing flannel shirts.
There's a name for those people: Lumbersexuals.
What a world we live in.
Who else regularly attends this funeral? This remains one of the most entertaining youtube videos ever.
Hell yeah. I watch these teardowns all the time. Love learning about how everything works. Took apart my first electronic at 6, it was the microwave. There was a blown fuse and my uncle showed me how to fix it lol
I watch this one about once a year
@@Ibonic fookin hell, a microwave at 6 ? with that massive high voltage capacitor and all that ? my ass is 28 and i aint fucking around those,
Same. His reaction to the gear reduction case when opening is funny to me.
I'm not an engineer or knowledgeable about any of this stuff, but this was the first ave video I saw and I became a fan and watch this video a few times a year because it's so great
This makes me think of out-of-control military contracts.
It is a military grade juicer to intimidate chinese farmers in case of a befruited conflict.
@@taunokekkonen5733 barely.
AHH the pentagon wars
This thing shames the level of over-built-bullshit of even the German Army, it is so ridiculously extra it makes the P1000 Ratte mega-tank look reasonable
This has got to be an elaborate joke. So they built this incredibly well made thing, with the best materials and made to look _beautiful_ even on the inside, I mean look at that machining, they went for the swanky matte black silkscreen and I bet all those components on there, motor, caps, everything is high quality. And all this thing can do is PRESS A FUCKING BAG OF ALREADY SHREDDED FRUITS? WHAT
The mind boggles for sure...
I wish they would have made a blender or a mixer this well, but I guess it adds legitimacy it the price to a degree. But this could literally have been accomplished with cheap plastic gears for a fraction of the cost. They wouldn't have gotten nearly as much shit if this thing was $100, then it could have even been the next Keurig. But nope, can't make smart choices can we
And he literally showed you that you can press the juice out with your fucking hands, its so pointless its infuriating me.
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I've never had a difference in cost for color of a PCB, they used a no clean flux which is a cheaper route but sometimes it's necessary, and like he pointed out no conformal coating on those tall caps. They cut a lot of corners for minimal savings IMO.
Fucking hell. A bench vise with wifi.
Pretty soon we won't be allowed to do anything in the shop unless we get right with Uncle Sam and upload our credentials, as well as refrain from bad mouthing the .gov online.
WiFi pill bottles
TwentySixCookies
A vice with wifi would more useful
AvE should repurpose the juicer as a wifi enabled vise. A wifi enabled vise. Let that sink.
OMG it is. Inbefore hammer and screw driver with wifi and bluetooth.
Freight and passenger TRAINS have roller bearings. They hold upwards of 20000 tons. This juicer with roller bearings is astronomical
You're right lol. The TRB is similar size to ones I've seen in Listeroid (cloned lister diesels) in India. We're talking 12hp/80ft/lbs 24/7 365 for 80,000 hours or more.
And don't forget the shock load on that main bearing from a 5L diesel piston going off... the crank is 52mm diameter.
Those roller bearings looks like the same kind of bearings on tank turrets.... why would you need that for a juicer??
Hellish Cyberdemon for juicing the whole walnut
This thing was designed by second year mech engineering students who had never designed anything before and just went with whatever sized gears/shafts came to mind, then just looked up a bearing that fits that size in some catalogue, and no one ever stopped them and pointed out those bearings were for vehicle axles and heavy industrial machinery.
@@BigUriel I will choose to believe this as fact
It's as if the design guys saw those Juicero idiots and thought... "This is it... These are the fabled suits of legend! The prophecy has come true! They know not of engineering. They care not of expense. They say yes to all, sign all checks, and don't ask further."
That design company had to wash so many pairs of underwear, and buy so many new pants... custom pants. The kind of pants that fit around an erection that would give viagra an erection. The kind of erections that make you wonder if you should call a doctor.
Just when those happy engineers and designers grew flaccid they would get an email...
"Well... if you think we _need_ custom machined aluminum parts.... sure.
Also, those one piece molds are approved and in production."
BOING!
Never has a company gone through so much tissue and laundry detergent. The Twinkies factory has never reached such levels of cream dispensed daily in a business.
Those men had wet dreams about things like custom precision machined guide pins, double injected plastic and silicone parts with custom molds... oh yeah... expedited parts acquisition...
They woke up at night in cold horny sweats... wives asking "Omg. Honey are you okay? You were moaning about silicone in your sleep..."
They just looked over in a panic and shouted "BOOBIES! Big sexy... uh.. boobies.. fake sexy boobies.. uhm.. sorry. Go back to sleep."
"Uh.. honey.. then why were you moaning about beautiful shafts last night? Long hard shafts that fit just right? Do we need to have a talk...?
"Uh.. I'll get back to you on that...."
Some say... those men all committed suicide after the project ended, knowing that no company would ever allow such freedom again. Once you've known paradise, true love, true freedom, true bliss and pleasure... life is never again the same.
R.I.P. Horny Engineers. May you dream of long shafts that fit snug and tight, forever more.
comment of the year.
This is the single best comment I have ever read. I want to print this and put this on my desk.
Design company was the true winner seeing as juicero failed
Well that was a ride
LOL
This has got to be one of the biggest wins of the engineers versus marketing department ever.
And with this we learned that whoever wins, we lose.
I'm not sure. An engineer wants to engineer. This thing is under engineered.
Apparently this is like asking ave to build a bridge. Two rollerbaerings on one side of a sprocket? that's just wasteful.
@@foeke8740That was the point. Force the company to bleed money.
I don't get it. All this engineering to squeeze juice out of a fucking bag?
d0qtrx *fucking proprietary bags
d0qtrx it's beyond belief
It's beautiful...
d0qtrx how else do you expect the environment loving, health aware hippy tree huggers to get their over priced juice if they don't have all that technodiddly special super recyclable high tech environmentally friendly juicer?
Tree huggers? on which planet or dimension can tree huggers afford this over engineered "Westinghouse" contraption.
That term is overused and no longer applies, because most environmentally conscience people I know, are too damn poor to own such a contraption. if it ain't sold at Wal-Mart, the average Joe, Jesus, Or Juanita can afford this shyt!
unless they find it at a garage sale, or thrift store, or Goodwill, or Craigslist, or on the side of the road abandoned on a curb.
your comment is nonsense, and there are No Hippies anymore, that was the Sixties. That generation sold out, or died, or got killed in war, was defeated by the Corporate elitists.
Many got delusional and became Kristian Konservative Knucklehead Republicans. lol
I think this voids the warranty
I doubt it. They likely have a warehouse full of these things gathering dust somewhere and they'd send you one in a second if they knew it would keep you on their subscription plan.
Companies shutting down, I guess AvE didn't keep that subscription plan.
Naaah...
This is the weirdest reason I've ever seen to give engineers the keys to the candy store.
I'd like to imagine the design/engineering team recognized the 'wankiness' of this whole project and particularly due to the nature of this particular client just decided to take em for a ride out of spite
Oh definitely man. This makes me so happy, I would do the exact same thing
Or... the client just got recommended the best design team they could find and asked for the highest quality product.
@@barnmaddo exactly, you can bet your ass this bunch of pretentious doofs asked "we want the BEST juicer design on the market, we want something with quality BETTER THAN THE REST", and they got what they damn asked for 😂😂😂
As Ave mentioned, this is the end of days! So it's not likely you will get retributted for walloping the company like they evidently did, unless this was just practicing for a black ops budget some where.
Watching this over a year later, if I ever find one of these in a thrift store, I'm going to buy it just for the parts.
id hang that beautiful block with the wheels on my wall
You're more likely to find em on the curb.
@@whatelseison8970 Savage
Good luck, they're all long gone, they go for a 1000 on eBay now due to videos like this! 🤣😩😭
I'm just picturing a Juicero rep watching this in horror.
Chris Moore Is there such a person any more!
"at least they were retarded enough to make it 100 times more expensive than it needed to be"
But still a waste using this kind of machinery pressing premade bags when it with some modification could have been turned into a more then capable machine for pressing real fruit although there are already lots of such good machines for a fraction of the price.
John, if they did that they'd lose the subscription model. Not going to fly.
ThisIs MyName already copied and no subscription asking ))
All I can say is the design team has done an amazing job. This thing has been designed like a spacecraft. I'm sure it'll last a lifetime if some weirdo thinks he wants to squeeze juice with this thing.
Nope, it used poor designs for certain jobs such as the large square for squeezing. It is a very well designed in all of the ways that it didn't need to be.
He would be able the squeeze the juice out of a ROCK.
This thing is well made but very poorly designed.
i can squeeze a juice box with my hands, we could say my hands are amazingly designed too
That's what happens when they let you design a machine with no cost boundary right after graduation..
R1pperB seriously, why the lightening pockets in the back of the platen? The whole machine doesn't make sense.
ikr!
Did you just reply to yourself?
no the previous comment was deleted -.-
The worst thing is the designer is 50 years old.
Are our space vessels this thoroughly engineered? This is incredible. Imagine putting this much craft and work into something this unbelievably useless.
Well, I guess it's useful to brain dead hipsters who are too lazy to chew their own food ... you know, the kind of morons who stand in line to get a new iPhone.
But the new iPhone will save them so much time it's worth it to waste time standing in line.
Like a BMW or Ferrari?
AnantaSesaDas how will the new iPhone save any time?
AuricomSystems I don’t consider this good engineering. This was an OCD exercise! There is enough metal there to build 5 other products which would look just as good and last just as long.
Maybe it was designed during the cold war.
41 minutes about some bullshit juicer...not one second wasted
Wait, this video was 41 minutes long ? Oh..
This is beyond insane. It's like the engineers set out to overbuild this as much as possible. Pockets on the press plate to lighten it? 5 stages of mechanical gear linkages instead of a simple hydraulic system? Mind blown.
The scammer scams hipster with over priced juice pack, the firm scammed the scammer with overpriced engineering. This is not predatory business, this is eco business.
😂😂😂😂😂👍
When money is no object, make an object with no value.
Wtf is this machine for? You buy juice in a bag and it squeezes it out for you? 😕
Abom79 you buy fruit/vegetable pulp in a bag. it's not just juice, then it couldn't be legally labeled a juicer
Justin Koenig It absolutely could.
also, hi abom
Yes. Businss Insider took a bag and squeezed it by hand and got a full cup of the exact same juice.
The original concept was reportedly a real juicer. However the machine they made couldn't reliably press juice. So they have to pre-pulp the fruit. Which pretty much negates the claimed benefits of just-squeezed juice.
Buy an Acme juicer it will last you lifetime.
After the impending zombie apocalypse, some archaeologist 10,000 years in future is going to find one of these buried under the rubble of our civilisation. He's gonna think holy feck man to come up with something like this for making juice, they must have been so advanced that poverty, disease, famine, were all eradicated at one point by these clever humans. Little will they know . . . . :)
Or they'll label it as a "ceremonial object" because they couldn't comprehend for what other reason it would exist
I think this already happened: Here's the ancient greek juice press: th-cam.com/video/nZXjUqLMgxM/w-d-xo.html
I'd love to see the juice pack opened before squeezing. Measure the juice content prior to and after squeezing. I have a feeling they throw some chopped up bits in there and inject some juice. This thing doesn't cold press anything except your wallet.
This is probably the most first-world thing I've ever seen.
"Doesn't feel like that cheap plastic made from refurbished condoms." lmao
Welp, I reckon we finally managed to out-over-engineer the Germans. In a fuckin' juicer. I have no words for this.
"This thing is an onion. Layer after stinky layer, until there's nothing left but tears."
Possibly the best quote by AvE
When the box says don’t open with a knife.
AvE: ok then. Axe it is
He tried to use a chain saw first
Juicero. The answer to a question nobody was asking.
And it doesn't even do its job right, even with the bullshit you gotta pull of to fucking SQUEEZE A PACKAGE. IT TAKES LESS TIME SQUEEZING WITH YOUR HANDS. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
so, it's a piece of crap, but a well built piece of crap.
Achmedsander it is a polished turd
gotta get that chainsaw hooked up to the wifi, that'll get her going in no time
Jaquerel that'll get her choochin
Well, they went out of business after a year after a newspaper article revealed you could just as effectively squeeze all the juice from the packets by hand. Lol. They were already struggling but that killed em
When the box says "Do not open with a knife."
Rhitu open it with axes then
I got yelled at for opening boxes of siding with a circular saw at work.
Watch other vids. Ave has numerous and novel alternate de-packaging modes.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Which is why you don't reinvent the wheel 🎡
@@shzwon123 bruh omg i never realised how perfect the ural factory t-34s were the whole time, they were perfect especially after they took everything out that wasnt 100% necessary
In this case, you can take away the whole machine and keep the juice bags
The longer I watch this video the more I get the feeling the company who designed it tried to over-engineer it has hard as possible so that they could bill Juicero as much as possible. I'd even go as far as to say that the design company took Juicero for a bigger ride than Juicero took any sucker they convinced to buy one of these.
this is literally a rube goldberg machine
$2,000 juicer a year by Goldberg sold to rubes?
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@@GalokVonGreshnak Had to sit through a presentation by some VC twinks some years back for some nonsense EE degree requirement.
Can confirm.
Keep your fruits in a vice.
The 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'Security!'
You made my day!!!
Smidge204 but there is no 'S' in ..... Oh... Wait..... I get jokes
Best comment evar
Someone spends too much time listening to Leo Laporte.
"Disembodied hand of Vecna" - you seriously just whipped out a Dungeons and Dragons reference?
So your "nerdgasm" videos weren't ironic, you're a legit old school nerd. Nice.
Watch all of his videos, there's easter eggs for so many things. Truly miraculous the amount of experiences one man can have and retain.
As long as it doesn't also contain the Eye, he might be okay.
the only nerd that got high and got pussy. This man is amazing.
@@EvanWSH It's mind blowing how much information is inside that brain of his, and on top of that, he still had processing power to spare to create his own damn language!!!
@@rushthezeppelin He made his own language?? get Conlang Critic Jan Misali on this!
So that's how customs opens packages..
Nah, that's TSA, customs just open your package, empty it out in their pockets and then tape it back up and send it on their merry way.
Wow! A recycler for colostomy bags! Watch your mail aVe .
I've never seen such an incredibly well-built machine serve such a useless purpose.
Oops.
You haven't met me!
Allow me to introduce our local school board.
Allow me to introduce myself
Its amazing, they built a USB connector right on that wifi, logic board. I'd love to see someone hack this thing.
I just watched a 40 minute video of a guy taking apart a juicer. I'll be honest when I say I was indeed entertained.
AvE tearing something down and being happy about it is such a rare and nice feeling
The creator of this thing mentioned in an interview that it "generates sufficient force to hoist a pair of Teslas.." As if it didn't appear over built to begin with....
I love how instead of building overly complex tools or machinery, these days the only fucking well made thing is an overpriced juice squeezer... I wonder how much these go for these days, wonder if these ridiculously overbuild parts can be salvaged for something else...
Hoist a pair of Tesla’s? So can my Gal’s bra;)
It seems silly to put a box in a box, butt you never know when some bonehead is going to open it with an axe.
Keith Derhammer 😄😄😄
Keith Derhammer ever ordered literally anything on the internet?
LoL or a chainsaw if it would of started
Personally my stihl's would never start or stay running and my pooland's have always ran even after being used as fill to drive a dozer over its amazing how many times you can track across a bright green chain saw pressed into the dirt before you realize that your missing a bright green saw from beside your arm lol. Bent the handle but she still started 1st pull.
charlie whitney we call that off label use.
"Do not use knife on packaging"
**Pulls out chainsaw.**
And then proceeds to use an axe
He was just following instructions...
Feels the Constitution of the cord and immediately knew it was crap.. That's a master in action
why not just eat some fecking fruit. Cold mashed in your cake hole.
DC Allan you made me laugh bigly!
Wait...it doesn't juice fresh food? What in the world is the point of this? Capri Sun dispenser?
a canadian unable to start a chainsaw..... it's the beginning of the end!
..haha nice one , no response from the bear though!! You'll have to poke harder
Aaron nutter it's a Poulan not a Husqvarna, Canadian Jesus would have a bitch starting that.
It's a -Jeep- Poulan thing. You wouldn't understand.
Poulan, because you gotta keep pullin', and pullin', and pullin'!!!
I stihl don't get it really...
"I don't know anything"...proceeds to explain everything.
"Not hardened... However, look at the size of them!"
Indeed. Add to that it isn't something that will be running 24/7, flogging it's tripe out. But will be gently spinning and turning a few times a day, for a very limited time.
These should still be pressing shit in 500 years.
I seriously cannot think of something more overly engineered, certainly not for something so relatively trivial. Talk about a Rube Goldberg Machine.
It was however fabulous regardless, both electrically/electronically, but especially mechanically. Excepting the rather wanky mains cable.
The machinings and milled aluminum parts in particular.
Would be very interesting to see some actual real numbers on this. But I doubt the dudes dishing out the finances actually did. I really cannot see how this could pay for itself.
Imagine how big they'd be when they get hard!
Kakunapod currently imagining
DC brushed motor seems the first candidate to fail. they could go further and put asynchronic motor here, why not, there are so much space inside!
And he was right, they went bankrupt September 1, 2017 in business only 16 months.
Did you take the gearbox out of your car? No, that's my juicer.
"I was born at a very early age " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
400 bucks, ridiculous amounts of engineering and manufacturing, just to squeeze a plastic bag? :DDD what the fuck kind of timeline is this?
lolatmyage I think I need to quickly found a company in China that just buys thousands of these, takes them apart, and then sells off all the components. Someone has to be able to make something useful out of all those amazing parts.
Talk about an over priced, over controlling appliance. Do like surprises? The bladder bag squeezer was originally priced at $700. If you run a business and want a machine, they charge $1200 just for the machine. You have to be a registered owner of a machine in order to be allowed to subscribe to a weekly bag delivery service and buy the single serving bags. It has a scanner to read the QR code to determine if the bag use by date has passed. You might have to connect to your wifi to use it (I don't know that for sure).
lolatmyage Well, since they do weekly subscriptions and this thing will likely last for a stupidly long amount of time; doesn't seem too bizarre to me tbh.
Dave K - There's probably a real iot that does that!
In any sane universe human beings would have destroyed themselves within about 50 years of inventing nuclear weapons. The fact that we're still alive means that we're living in one of the crazy realities.
A horrible concept, executed beautifully...
@36:36 "Wifi enabled juicer": And the pathetic part is that the only reason it is WIFI enabled so YOU as a user cannot use it without internet or with third-party packs!!! And someone buys it because it says wifi!.....
klasop Also the privacy policy from the company explicitly stated that they would sell your private information. Private information that they would get from having access to your wifi.
Lord Grubba III really is the Beast.
klasop
My BBQ has wifi, but it's actually useful. Drawing the line on juicers though
It also needs to remind you on a constant basis that you're running out of puke juice
@@oregonjeeper7977 serious?
14:26 "If you're gonna fail, fail hard and with style"
Holy moley. This is the final chapter of the story of Juicero. This video is going places.
I... actually kinda want one of these machines now. D:
esotericsean you can buy it on indiegogo for $500 now. no need for subscription, comes with empty bags
In a year or so you can pick one up for cheap on ebay.
Alex Sorin most likely. especially after people will realise,that it is not as efficient as it was represented.
So.... they put the fruit in the bag.... and the 'machine' presses the fruit in the bag ?
What else does it do ?
confused
Paddy
Oh you're completely missing the whole point of this premium organic produce pusher. It has WiFi and internets and cameras to ensure the mother ship says it's OK to press the bag. Iphone apps too.
you scare me.....
Paddy
gh778jk Go back and start watching at about 33 min. This thing is obscenely beautiful.
AvE iPhone apps???!!!!
Yes, yes... I saw that..... but that isn't the point !
You pay 400 dolhairs (plus whatever else for NASA-packed fruit per week)for a machine that doesn't do anything but has loads of 'functions' in order not to have to throw your own orange-peels in the bin....at least that is what is suggested....
In which country or city are people, who are supposed to fall for that sort of nonsense, NOT forcibly medicated !??
This is scary ...... if the cold war was still on.... I'd suspect the Russians being behind this !
Say what you will...normal it ain't !
Paddy
I’m an Aussie and I didn’t realise the term “having a root” was our slang. I thought it was pretty global. Obviously not 😂
Same haha
Puked a little in my mouth at the sight of a Poulan saw, but the Stihl hatchet made it better.
whoa ave has a torso and legs n shit?
Still not sure if he owns a face
he does own a beard. probably there's a face underneath
I thought the same thing. Maybe one day we will see a whole him.
Seeing all of AvE would be like that scene from Raiders of The Lost Ark. Avert thine eyes from his glory.
My 14 year old daughter was watching this with me and she said this was the "most over complicated machine to do a simple task she had ever seen"...... and shes run across the old lady's vibrator on accident....
For mechanical design they hired students. This looks exactly like our designs in 4th semester. Capable in Solid Works, CATIA etc. and their traceparts/trashparts library - but no sense for handling forces and production costs.
If being redundant means not bothering me while watching TV and letting me get a beer in I can live with it
this is one of the best videos on youtube due to the quips, the informativeness, and the overall dynamic between praising this item & ripping on its masters for creating something so unnecessarily beautiful. great stuff.
also did i mention the quips. you're funny as hell. great stuff.
This is the most over-engineered bag-squeezer.
However, It makes @AvE like a kid in a candy store...so I approve of it for that alone.
Incognis Reviews Yeah, absolutely glorious hearing him getting this giddy
Felix Hultman beast mode
"I think we can make that a little chea-"
"Juciero is not selling a Juicer, we a selling a way of life. DOUBLE IT"
"Right in the feels boys, right in the feels. Ain't no kill like overkill"
Coming back to this one after a couple of years and I'm still blindsided by the engineering porn despite having seen it all before. The especial-est of treats.
I’m right there with you.. Still might be the greatest vid Uncle Bumblefuck ever did release..
Same. I watched this when it came out, then showed it again a day later to my mechanical engineer girlfriend who was suitably flabbergasted, and I have watched it again several times over the years. It never gets old.
Bejebus this thing is completely over-engineered. The CNC and cast parts are simply gorgeous and that effort could have been put into such a more useful machine. Blows my mind how much effort they put into this jeezless useless machine. Friggin stupidity at its finest.
Fuck Netflix these guys went old school Columbia house
How did pre-internets people ever make juice?
Read about it in Erich von Däniken's "Juicers of the Gods".
2:27 "Ran 10K, 2 inches at a time" LMFAO
Well the cost of the insane over engineering finally caught up with the startup. gone.
They deserved much worse.
The problem with the Keurig comparison is that Keurig eventually saw, and realized, is that someone else could make K-cups for their devices, and therefore lose their revenue stream. This device exists to scan juice packets to make sure they originate from Juicero. They were attempting to learn from Keurig's mistake - producing expensive machines that get you hooked on a certain form of coffee packaging, only to see competitor's eat up your revenue. Keurig tried to implement scanners for the K-cups but there were hacks and backlashes. Juicero realizes that if they were to become successful, someone could just hack their product and they'd lose revenue. They then created what they thought was an expensive unhackable product that no one really wants and never will.
They should have made a cheap but reliable product and then counted on the market to supply the juice packs at a cheap price.
Nespresso coffee pods anyone? I have the machine but do not buy the over-priced Nespresso pods. I buy the compatible third-party pods at a lower price and the taste is pretty good. Just don't ask me about recycling...
It is called thermal recycling and it is the best term I have ever heard!
Funniest part is if you just cut open the bag and eat the juicy pulp you'd get twice as many vitamins and minerals.
2019: I'm making tea in my teaero.
Tea bags in a vice! I love it.
DRM fruit. No.
Mystickneon Jesus fuck,I didn't even realize that's kinda what this is.
Mystickneon z You are 100% correct the fucking thing will not work unless you connect it to wi fi and have a correct bar code on the package. the fucking thing will refuse to squeeze a knock off bag or a reused bag.
Probably easy ways to get around it, like the early keurig 2.0 not accepting generic K cups.
Ubisoft built a juicer
+rdizzy1 Maybe not - this thing is WiFi connected, so rather than having a per-product-line bar code, they could have a per-unit one. You might have to spoof the auth server.
WOW, that juicer is incredible. It's made like some sort of medical CAT scan machine costing 100's of k bucks. The products some people come up with are crazy. I used to work on medical Cyclotrons with less fancy parts, and they cost $5 million.
I'll stick with my regular old juicer. Really enjoy your wacky Canadian tech lingo man. Skookum!! (meaning big and strong)
“For rich weirdos”
*proceeds to use chainsaw and axe to open cardboard box
Me: sounds about right
We need to get one of these to Hydraulic Press Channel.
Both the machine, AND the juice... they could also see which machine gets more juice out of the bag :D
Jon fritsch lol
Every chainsaw I ever owned.
Which is why the cheap ones are best avoided like the plague. Although those POS poulans aren't really that cheap, they're just built like one
My father owns 3 Stihl's, ones an old 70's dinosaur, it starts 65% of the time most of the time on the 4th pull. Still runs like a beast tho.
What are some good chainsaw brands? Before I would have thought Stihl because I had a line-trimmer from them that was as old as my but it finally needed replacing (no compression because it cylinder walls had worn) and the new one I got doesn't seem nearly as skookum. Now I need a chainsaw, I'm not sure if I want to get another Stihl.
Stihl was always famously hard starting, although I think they've improved. Husqvarna for sure. I wouldn't ever use anything other than those two, they're the only professional brands.
DO I SMELL A BOLTR?
Hey AvE, you should do a BOLTR of a Predator 212cc engine from Horror Freight. That specific engine is VERY popular with go kart homegamers. Many kart builders, myself included, stand by the 212 as something that's actually good quality from harbor freight.
RealSteel 1776 maybe you should ask around instead of trying to get someone else to review it. if it's so fucking popular you wouldn't be asking for a review you liar
Enchanter Tim i think its less that no one else has reviewed it and more about seeing what ave has to say about it
Your estrogen is attacking people...
it would be cool to see ave's opinion of it, but everyone already knows it's a great engine for the money and where it could use improvements. I would like to see his take on the "good enough" machining and metals though, so I think I just moved into your side a bit more.
+Enchanter Tim I don't need to ask around about anything, as I already have my opinion of the product. The point of my comment was to find out AvE's opinion of the product. That's what a "review" is. The idea that just because something's "so fucking popular" it cant be reviewed shows that you don't know the meaning of the word "review" at all. By your logic, almost all of AvE's BOLTR's would not be reviews.
and PS: You should look into this concept called "politeness"; It tends to come in handy. unless, of course, you enjoy being a dick to people.
With those parts they could have made such a good juicer :'(
"I ran 2k 10 inches at a time"
Damn, didn't know he could gain access to my fitbit history.
As a youthful member of society with an interest in things computer, I'll tell you that most people who like IoT products are clueless hipsters and their parents. More fourth-decaders buy that kind of crap than people my age, mostly because they don't know what it does. Occasionally a hipster finds enough money on the sidewalk outside Starbuck's to buy something like this but usually not.
oh boy the 400 dollar juice pack squisher
Around 14:35 ...lmao
Your absolute joy in how over-engineered this thing is was hilarious.
He was in fabricobling heaven for most of this thing lol.
The sheer amount of knowledge AvE spews is astonishing.