@@jonathanlee6660 I play german servers from Kuwait 200 ping on a good day because to game company, only china and japan are asia and the rest doesn't exist.
Actually, the "caprisuns" themselves cost 5 to 8 US dollars, bUT, you can't buy them unless you have the machine, so it's more like caprisun, but make it $400 + 5x/8x for the rest of your life if you ever actually drink enough juice to get your moneys worth on this fucking thing.
Doing an engineering course rn and they actually showed us the Juicero as an example of what _not_ to do when designing a product. What personally offends me the most is the fact that the machine takes several minutes just to pour the juice, something a normal juice carton can do in seconds, so you're not just paying top-dollar for something you can do with your hands for free, you're actually paying top dollar for something _less_ efficient than what you can just do with your hands for free
the app is what gets me. I hate this new generation of technology making everything require a WI-FI connection and/or a whole app- therefore needing to sign up with some company and give them your email and phone number. makes it a lot less efficient, as you said. what happened to just pressing buttons? and in recent times it’s even a thing to lock features on a PHYSICAL DEVICE behind a paid subscription from an APP. I’d much rather spend 20 minutes looking through a manual to learn how something works, than have to bring out my phone, load up an app, probably watch an advert because no app is free of them, and then tap my phone screen every time I want to do something.
In addition, even after paying $400, the juice packets are ridiculously expensive. They were literally more expensive than getting juice at most juice bars.
Honestly whoever designed it probably knew how pointless it was. I kinda think they were relying on the whole “it does it anywhere on the cloud!!!” pitch to make sales
the more i look at it, the more i get convinced that its main purpose really is sucking on your data. I can understand a machine designed to make use of another specific product (coffee machines do it all the time) but all the app and internet connection stuff is just so blatantly pointless that it HAS to be some sort of scheme
This is a machine that opens a package for you. You’re not _juicing_ anything. This is the same as buying a bottle of apple juice at the store and using a $400 machine to twist off the cap.
It's like buying scissors for more because it doesn't have annoying plastic packaging. Only to use that (higher priced) scissors to open scissor packaging that can be opened by hand. The machine is shit, I'm very mad.
What annoys me most is that they claimed the bags contained fresh fruits that it would squeeze into liquid juice. But it was just pre made juice already in the bag
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Congratulations to everyone who bought an acre of land, planted fruit trees, waited for them to grow, picked the ripe fruit, washed and sliced it, put it in a blender and made their own juice like a normal person while the Juicero was being set up
@@baronofcinnamontoast3260 Better yet, I could build a decent Ryzen PC with used parts, or buy a fucking "juicer" that doesnt even juice shit, it just pours pre-mixed packages
I showed Juicero to my father (a mechanical engineer who specializes in food processing equipment). Pretty sure he took at least 50 psychic damage from it, especially at the part with the Wi-Fi and QR code.
Apparently, it also refuses to juice if the package is one day expired. It won't let you risk an upset stomach, so you must buy a new package. Everything about it is anti-user.
King Doomfist Apparently you cant buy the juice packets without a juicero juicer, too. These cucks want you to spend $400 to subscribe to their shitty juicing shit that isn't even fresh and can be done by hand anyway
"The company’s founder, Doug Evans, who compared himself to Steve Jobs, had previously bragged that the juice press wielded four tons of force, and in the face of embarrassing videos of the squeezing by hand, the company noted that the machines were connected to the internet and could ensure users don’t make juice with packets that have expired. The packets, however, had expiration dates written on them." Another great quote from an article about it.
They probably are required to put the dates on there anyway. Also you overmachined something to create as much power as razer from robot wars and probably wouldnt stand up to the power of a modern featherweight crusher how fucking brilliant not steve jobs
My FAVORITE part of the Juicero story is when the CEO listed 3 things Juicero provides that you can't give elsewhere. 2 of them were situations in which the machine just refuses to work.
- Several times the price of a normal juicer - Requires you to be tethered to a wi-fi connection for it to run - You can't purchase the juice packs without buying the machines - You get the functionally same result either by squeezing the packs by hand or using the machine - The juicer will automatically lock you out if you attempt to use a non-Juicero product - The juicer will automatically lock you out if the company decides to "brick" the packs due to having ingredients that were recalled - a month's supply (average a glass a day) of packs is $240 - the CEO claims that people who squeeze the packs are "hacking" them This is the dumbest product I've seen in a long, long time.
It was from the CEO's official statement. In his words. "hacking consumer products isn't new". Mate if I decided to drink soup straight from the bowl I did not just hack a spoon.
+savegalkissy Woah, _white supremacist?_ That's incredibly racist and offensive of you, this person could be any skin color, or maybe white and not a supremacist, just a racist. But no, because they're racist they _have_ to be a white supremacist, is that it? wow you're a racist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
"those damn millenials can't even squeeze their own prepackaged juice nowdays, they probably need a machine connected to the internet via those pesky iphones"
5:15 Also, if the packets are expired, even by just a day, the machine will refuse to juice them. So you'd better hope your subscription packets arrive on time.
@jou Have you never cut a whole Juicero to squeeze some sweet Juicero juice out of the plastic parts? Literally all I drink, every morning. I press a Juicero juicer until I get its juice.
Someone gave my grandparents this for a white elephant gift. It ended 2 days later when my grandpa (in late stage cancer) flung the box with more strength I've ever seen him use for anything and absolutely fucking destroyed this juicer
You ought to be proud of him for such a show of heroic feat of strength he had… You’d honor him to carry on the legacy of his bloodline that you came from and wail on those shitty products like the Juicero 🤝👏
I read a couple articles and a few interviews with the then-CEO a couple months ago and it kinda changed my opinion about the dude: he seemed genuinely fascinated about that portion of the market. The problem is, he was too much in his own world and the machine was doing the opposite of what he envisioned: getting Americans in better health with fresh smoothies. It was just too expensive for its own good, and it became the prime example of the problem with Silicon Valley. The idea definitively had a lot of potential (juice makers are very expensive and hard to use, and pre-made smoothies aren't fresh enough according to the CEO, so the solution was to get the juice to be made at home but in a simple way), but the machine was too expensive. It was apparently very well build, but it was overbuilt. It would have been a much greater success if it'd have been priced at ~$100-$150.
You can't just use your hands you have to buy prosthetic hands for $400 and register them to the app. It will reject your regular hands because they don't have a QR code.
Groovy Satan you meant 4000$ right? coz thats how much they normally cost. Also, my prosthetic arm automaticly sawed off my real arm with a chainsaw when i pressed the power button and the app to scan the qr code qr code (so the prosthetic arm can function) costs another 400$, i dont have any more money, what do i do?
Remember when a juicer could be entirety made out of glass or plastic with no moving parts or circuitry and adequately do the job of squeezing out fruit juice? Remember when one could simply pour juice from a package straight into a glass? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Every single flaw? There are about 30 more he didn't even mention. He only makes fun of the absolute worst parts. He could have made a 1 hour video if he wanted to.
You probably could, but the question is Is it worth robbing yourself of the pleasure and satisfaction of watching the Juicero smash a juice bag directly into a glass for you?
@Mikayla W thats. so. uncivilized! YOU CANT CLOBBER A PLASTIC PACKET WITH A ROCK, YOU NEED A ROBOT TO CLOBBER IT FOR YOU WITH ITS OWN ROCK! kids these days! /s
“Uh oh guys, internets down. Guess we’re not gonna be able to drink any juice for a while now because for some reason this machine needs the internet to make juice.”
Well, not if you own a pair of scissors. if I had one I can guarantee my getting too lazy to use the machine and just pouring the juice straight from the bag by the second one
They installed a camera into this machine for the sole purpose of scanning your QR code during the setup process. Everything about this machine is entirely useless.
Oh my god I never thought about that, that's absurd. It would have been so much cheaper to just print a QR on the damn press. Or, better yet, just use bluetooth like every other damn electronic appliance! No wait, even better: USE YOUR HANDS!
@@blakksheep736 you think you are the smartest? And what if the person would drink expired juice, instead of buying a new one? That's just the waste of money (for the company)
@@Moonflush if the person is aware the juice is expired and still choose to drink it, that's on them. The company is under no obligation to protect customers from their own stupidity. And I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just pointing out that a simple expiry label is something everybody has no problem working with. Everybody but Juicero.
can you fucking imagine: you go over to a friend’s house. they offer you fresh juice from their cool new juicer. you’re a little parched; and, hell, you love fresh juice. you accept, and watch your friend draw their phone from their pocket. “just a second,” they mutter, tapping on the screen. “i have to log in to the juicer”
I really love this guy. His sarcasm is in no way, shape, or form overstated. I'd pay good money to hear him critique ANY modern car with ALL the worthless gadgetry they have just as a means to separate customers from their money. GREAT WORK!
This sounds like a printer but if it was programmed to make juice. Being as refillable ink cartridges are complete scams, from the ink making process down to the soft ware that exists in a cartridge to tell you (often misinformingly) that your ink cartridge is empty. Which it isn't, it's just a chip on the ink cartridge telling the printer to tell you that it is when it's half way empty rather than really empty. Imagine your juicer saying "Package empty, please get another. :D" and finding out there's at least a whole cup left in the package.
Year 2025; World's greatest athlete ran across America in just 4 hours. The public wants to know; what internet connection is he using for his shoes???
Watching this years later, I am actually surprised he didn't do a minute or research to answer some of his questions. The reason Google poured so much money into it was because the original version was supposed to be much different and honestly a good product if it could deliver its promises. Of course being a crowdfunded project, it's all wishy washy dreams that are unobtainable. It was supposed to come with special empty bags, you put fruits into it and then the machine would turns it into juice and pour it out for you. When it became clear that it's not as easy to do it the way they had planned, they couldn't just throw the whole thing out so they did the next best thing and scrapped the part they couldn't figure out, which is why they're just sending it with the juice already made and just needing it to be squeezed out. Of course products like that exist, the douchenozzles were just trying to make a hip version of it and failed. It was going for the Apple status thing, trying to be exclusive with the price and no chance of delivering in on their promise.
Three options: 1: - Pay $400 for the Juicero - Pay for a Juice packet everytime you want juice - Take 30 minutes to set it up everytime you want juice - Takes 30 minutes to squeeze the juice packet out 2: - Buy a juice packet - Squeeze with hands 3: - Buy bottle of juice
@@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU we buy juice makers in this family because we need to make juice for more than one person. I haven’t seen anyone make only one cup of juice. This brand is *sad*
"Juicero failed because they focused too much on the juice, instead of the real difference-maker: the first and only internet-connected juice platform." This is an actual report.
I mean, you could just open the package with scissors and pour it into a glass yourself. I am thoroughly confused why this exists. Its not even a juicer, its a juice pouring machine. Im an adult, I can pour my own juice.
Edit: (fixing some stuff that doesn’t make sense) A juicer is something that uses fruit and extract’s you’re fruit of choice and turns it to a liquid but not something that requires internet access just to squash a specifically branded bag. It just comes to show that we dont actually own smart devices.
Fucking 400$ and too many steps just to squeeze a fermented Capri sun into it for it to turn back into a semi liquid form..who the f buys this shit and why.
They could just grab their juice packet, put it between two boards and press down but if they bought this shit I doubt they'll have that much common sense.
I think the worst offender about this is that the whole design of putting a packet or something inside of it, closing it, and pressing a button so it could start juicing or pouring can literally be done by anybody and they can easily just leave out the whole app and wifi part of it and BAM there you go, its a simple juicer. All you just need to do: Step 1. Take out the juicer and packets and set it on a table or counter. Step 2. Connect it to a power outlet. Step 3. Place a packet inside of juicer Step 4. Press the button BOOM simple as that
I want one. And I want to subscribe to it for the daily fruits in plastic bags. And then I wanna squeeze fruits daily lol ...by hand cos it's faster. Hand muscle workout
@@Liggliluff I don't think that's the case. you can update while its being driven. In fact, over the air updates are automatically sent by Tesla before they're even officially rolled out. During this period, the car runs parallely on both versions to check for bugs
4:42 I guess the pitch was like "we need a new way to get our hands on as much user data as we can to sell to the free market for lots of money" and they decided to make this juicer as the perfect cover to get people to willingly give it up. The only plausible theory I can come up with to make this product make sense.
The juicero needs your help. It needs wifi to work and the password is your mom's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 wacky numbers on the back.
It's a press. In the packages you have mashed veggies/fruits/shit and it just presses on it to squeeze out the juice from that mashed shit. You are then left with a remains of a shitty used drip bag filled with semi-dry remains of some sort of organic compound. You can do exactly the same with a kitchen grater, a veggie/fruit and something to mash the juice out of it, can be a simple plastic bag, a kitchen mortar or even just use a fucking 5$ juicer to do it.
I saw a vlog of a japanese woman who just uses her thumb to pop open a coffee capsule and pour it right into a cup. These machines are nothing but money sink.
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This juicer is like a school project where the student added loads of pointless features just to get extra marks.
Thomas G
Stop describing my grade five social studies project, it makes me feel bad
Thomas G perfectly described fuck
Holy shit that's a perfect analogy lmao
Thomas G like language classes*
fuck no way lmao, i actually am in group for a pointless project for those fucking marks haha.
"Bro why I have 350 ping in my game?"
"Sorry, I was making some juice"
this is funnier if you forget that this relates to a wifi connected juicer
You killed it bruv...
I have 200 ping 150 is definitely good
@@cinamontoast2555 i play on america servers from asia. 300 ping lol
@@jonathanlee6660 I play german servers from Kuwait 200 ping on a good day because to game company, only china and japan are asia and the rest doesn't exist.
“ yo can I borrow your juicero account?”
juicero & identity theft with bae
Yeah, sure, what pack you wanna squeeze
Litten The Kitten that piss broccoli flavor.
Swiftbird Anims nah I was preferring the greasy cabbage flavor
Would like but 666 like so just reply
This is just a data collector disguised as a juicer lmao
@@royaltyfree9607
maybe thats why google funded it
@@nottoday3878 Now that you mention it, that's probably the only reason google funded it. There's no way they thought it was actually a good product.
@@nottoday3878 oh yeahhh that explains if
Data collector or Bitcoin miner
This is the most expensive capri sun i've ever fucking seen
Its not even a capri sun, its a capri sun squeezer
your comment and your icon goes together perfectly |-/
Sketci Kid Lol |-/ clique
The best comment detailing this stupid machine
|-/
“Yo guys, what if we made Caprisun, but $400”
"yeah and let's steal their personal info for no reason too!"
this is good
Caprishit
L V beautiful comment 🤣
Actually, the "caprisuns" themselves cost 5 to 8 US dollars, bUT, you can't buy them unless you have the machine, so it's more like caprisun, but make it $400 + 5x/8x for the rest of your life if you ever actually drink enough juice to get your moneys worth on this fucking thing.
“Oh no, someone hacked into my account and is making juice willy nilly!”
I feel ashamed for laughing so much at this 😂😂
I'm just picturing a Juicero activating in the middle of the night and flooding the kitchen with juice.
Lol
WHY IM I KEEP BEING UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THIS CHANNEL???
@@Gregory_12 because god hates you.
Doing an engineering course rn and they actually showed us the Juicero as an example of what _not_ to do when designing a product. What personally offends me the most is the fact that the machine takes several minutes just to pour the juice, something a normal juice carton can do in seconds, so you're not just paying top-dollar for something you can do with your hands for free, you're actually paying top dollar for something _less_ efficient than what you can just do with your hands for free
the app is what gets me. I hate this new generation of technology making everything require a WI-FI connection and/or a whole app- therefore needing to sign up with some company and give them your email and phone number. makes it a lot less efficient, as you said. what happened to just pressing buttons? and in recent times it’s even a thing to lock features on a PHYSICAL DEVICE behind a paid subscription from an APP. I’d much rather spend 20 minutes looking through a manual to learn how something works, than have to bring out my phone, load up an app, probably watch an advert because no app is free of them, and then tap my phone screen every time I want to do something.
That's what happens when most of society nowadays is a bunch of brainwashed idiots with too much mommy and daddy trustfund money
In addition, even after paying $400, the juice packets are ridiculously expensive. They were literally more expensive than getting juice at most juice bars.
Honestly whoever designed it probably knew how pointless it was. I kinda think they were relying on the whole “it does it anywhere on the cloud!!!” pitch to make sales
Like paying for a device that senses when your toilet needs to be flushed. But it costs $250 and takes 5 minutes to activate.
This was literally made to steal your information
And your money
No guys it was obviously designed to give you the best juice experience everrrrrrr!!!
@@42lyfe and sanity
the more i look at it, the more i get convinced that its main purpose really is sucking on your data. I can understand a machine designed to make use of another specific product (coffee machines do it all the time) but all the app and internet connection stuff is just so blatantly pointless that it HAS to be some sort of scheme
It was made for lazy people who dont give a shit about privacy and shit in public toilets with the door wide open
If you ever feel useless remember that this exists
This just instantly motivated me
Understandable, have a nice day.
@@vrataski1621 dead meme
@@HumongousMist to me it just makes me feel ashamed that I'm the same species that made that abomination
It’s almost as useless as a touchless soap dispenser
This is a machine that opens a package for you. You’re not _juicing_ anything. This is the same as buying a bottle of apple juice at the store and using a $400 machine to twist off the cap.
exactly
Only if it's the branded 3$ more expensive bottle
And pour it
its just taking your data and giving it to facebook while doing a meaningless job
It's like buying scissors for more because it doesn't have annoying plastic packaging. Only to use that (higher priced) scissors to open scissor packaging that can be opened by hand. The machine is shit, I'm very mad.
What annoys me most is that they claimed the bags contained fresh fruits that it would squeeze into liquid juice. But it was just pre made juice already in the bag
Anyone who has ever seen a fruit will be able to tell that the bag does not contain fresh fruits
@@OWnIshiiTrolling well i have a bad news for that
actually, the bag contains sliced fruits and vegetables that is to be pounded into juice. but yeah the product is still fucking stupid.
it does actually have fresh fruit/veg inside but it's (imo) just the mash left over from the juicing process that they added back in
Remember when SpongeBob bought an expensive spatula that refused to cook?
better then this.
at least it could talk and treat you like dumb fuck you were for spending all your money on a useless product
Bro that spatula is 10x more better than this.
@@robertovargas5839 you just teached me the moral of that episode. Thank you!
Your comment has 666 likes, so I'm just gonna reply
I can literally just stick a straw in the packet like a Caprisun, don’t even need to squeeze the packet.
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Congratulations to everyone who bought an acre of land, planted fruit trees, waited for them to grow, picked the ripe fruit, washed and sliced it, put it in a blender and made their own juice like a normal person while the Juicero was being set up
Plot twist: the fruit was then packed up into those juice pouches for the Juicero.
In 2017 an acre of land probably would have been the cheaper initial investment. 😂
Seek god 🙏
@@Eric0225 bestie I have rejected him 🙏🏽
@@monikorasort explains the pfp, try doing it again 🙏
Fun fact: When this first launched, it was $700
still extremely expensive
Id rather just go to a vacation
I could buy 2 forgeworld knights for that. Fuck you Juicero.
@@baronofcinnamontoast3260 Better yet, I could build a decent Ryzen PC with used parts, or buy a fucking "juicer" that doesnt even juice shit, it just pours pre-mixed packages
is that Niko on the pic?
“Mom, can I have some juice?”
“Sorry dear, the internet’s down.”
2080: hold on babe my condom’s lagging
(Not from me btw)
@@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Imagine getting your juicer hacked.
"Oh no! My lemon got squeezed, I wanted the orange juice! Who did this?"
That'd be devastating.
I wanted orange! It gave me lemon lime! The maintenance man has it out for me.
Oof man's juices
@@dibulater640 lul
This is a war crime
I showed Juicero to my father (a mechanical engineer who specializes in food processing equipment). Pretty sure he took at least 50 psychic damage from it, especially at the part with the Wi-Fi and QR code.
I got temporarily -50iq just for looking at it
@@sailor5853 your iq loss was temporary?
This isn't even a juicer. Just a $400 packet squeezer
@Little Mouse tbh it's trash but the liberals thing is such a reach tho
Little Mouse yeah lol that liberal point made no sense, there are dumbass republicans just like there are dumbass democrats...
Bennygold 1324 google is from the left
i mean you are not wrong
@@beni6533 dont forget about independent dumbasses.
Apparently, it also refuses to juice if the package is one day expired. It won't let you risk an upset stomach, so you must buy a new package. Everything about it is anti-user.
(or, you know, use your hands like a savage.)
King Doomfist use your fist of Doom!
King Doomfist
Apparently you cant buy the juice packets without a juicero juicer, too. These cucks want you to spend $400 to subscribe to their shitty juicing shit that isn't even fresh and can be done by hand anyway
like honestly if it was just the juice packets people would actually buy it but this is so bad
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you juice that...
"The company’s founder, Doug Evans, who compared himself to Steve Jobs, had previously bragged that the juice press wielded four tons of force, and in the face of embarrassing videos of the squeezing by hand, the company noted that the machines were connected to the internet and could ensure users don’t make juice with packets that have expired. The packets, however, had expiration dates written on them." Another great quote from an article about it.
The insanity is strong with Doug Evan's
They probably are required to put the dates on there anyway.
Also you overmachined something to create as much power as razer from robot wars and probably wouldnt stand up to the power of a modern featherweight crusher how fucking brilliant not steve jobs
Unless you seriously believe tveryone in california is a hippy i have no clue how theyre relevent. But ok i guess
Sean Wilkinson guys i’m cool i listen to metal please like me i’m fucking begging give me attention please
@@emperortamarinfan eh. let him do whatever man
My FAVORITE part of the Juicero story is when the CEO listed 3 things Juicero provides that you can't give elsewhere. 2 of them were situations in which the machine just refuses to work.
- Several times the price of a normal juicer
- Requires you to be tethered to a wi-fi connection for it to run
- You can't purchase the juice packs without buying the machines
- You get the functionally same result either by squeezing the packs by hand or using the machine
- The juicer will automatically lock you out if you attempt to use a non-Juicero product
- The juicer will automatically lock you out if the company decides to "brick" the packs due to having ingredients that were recalled
- a month's supply (average a glass a day) of packs is $240
- the CEO claims that people who squeeze the packs are "hacking" them
This is the dumbest product I've seen in a long, long time.
It was from the CEO's official statement. In his words. "hacking consumer products isn't new". Mate if I decided to drink soup straight from the bowl I did not just hack a spoon.
Boamere My question is how does something like this even get funding?.. I have thousands of ideas better than this pos product.
+Boamere That's what a lot of corporations do in case you hadn't noticed. And even the media at one point with wikileaks. It's.. interesting.
blackacidlizzard wow you're a racist white supremacist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
+savegalkissy Woah, _white supremacist?_ That's incredibly racist and offensive of you, this person could be any skin color, or maybe white and not a supremacist, just a racist. But no, because they're racist they _have_ to be a white supremacist, is that it? wow you're a racist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
This is what I imagine boomers think tech is like nowadays
This was probably made by boomers...
Apparently they aren’t wrong though now
Very agreeable
"those damn millenials can't even squeeze their own prepackaged juice nowdays, they probably need a machine connected to the internet via those pesky iphones"
Ngl they kinda right on this one
5:15 Also, if the packets are expired, even by just a day, the machine will refuse to juice them. So you'd better hope your subscription packets arrive on time.
Holy shit really?
That sucks
Just take a brick and smash the fucking Juicero. That's it. :)
Literally just cut a whole, and squeeze the juice into a cup😂
@jou Have you never cut a whole Juicero to squeeze some sweet Juicero juice out of the plastic parts?
Literally all I drink, every morning. I press a Juicero juicer until I get its juice.
I have nothing creative to do
Someone gave my grandparents this for a white elephant gift.
It ended 2 days later when my grandpa (in late stage cancer) flung the box with more strength I've ever seen him use for anything and absolutely fucking destroyed this juicer
Ok
You ought to be proud of him for such
a show of heroic feat of strength he had…
You’d honor him to carry on the legacy
of his bloodline that you came from and
wail on those shitty products like the
Juicero 🤝👏
This is the greatest grandpa of All Time
LEGENDARY
@@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 legendary Vietnam vet in late stage cancer just fucking destroys a juicer while smoking a pipe. Legend
I'm studying engineering and this was brought up as a prime example of a failed product and why you should think before constructing😂
I read a couple articles and a few interviews with the then-CEO a couple months ago and it kinda changed my opinion about the dude: he seemed genuinely fascinated about that portion of the market. The problem is, he was too much in his own world and the machine was doing the opposite of what he envisioned: getting Americans in better health with fresh smoothies. It was just too expensive for its own good, and it became the prime example of the problem with Silicon Valley. The idea definitively had a lot of potential (juice makers are very expensive and hard to use, and pre-made smoothies aren't fresh enough according to the CEO, so the solution was to get the juice to be made at home but in a simple way), but the machine was too expensive. It was apparently very well build, but it was overbuilt. It would have been a much greater success if it'd have been priced at ~$100-$150.
@@oliviersavard8676 juice makers are hard to use? Did they do research on a bunch of mentally challenged people? A manual juicer is easy to use.
I feel like it may be useful for the colonization of interplanetary colonies as a nutrition encouragement and storage reduction.
@@oliviersavard8676 good engineering also means that you don't overengineer, unfortunately for this guy
Olivier Savard Ah yes CEOs have our best interests at heart
wait, so I can just use my hands to squeeze the package? Okay sure but how do I connect my hands to WiFi?
You need to buy the app and create an account then scan the QR code.
You can't just use your hands you have to buy prosthetic hands for $400 and register them to the app. It will reject your regular hands because they don't have a QR code.
Groovy Satan you meant 4000$ right? coz thats how much they normally cost. Also, my prosthetic arm automaticly sawed off my real arm with a chainsaw when i pressed the power button and the app to scan the qr code qr code (so the prosthetic arm can function) costs another 400$, i dont have any more money, what do i do?
Wifi is for casuals. I drill holes in my hands and stick ethernet cables inside them.
Remember when a juicer could be entirety made out of glass or plastic with no moving parts or circuitry and adequately do the job of squeezing out fruit juice? Remember when one could simply pour juice from a package straight into a glass?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
A plastic bag for one glass? The ocean loves it.
Fuck those stupid turtles. I need me some *juice*
Mind: Plastic Bag by Katy Perry
@@DriftingWorlds thou art thee chosen one.
@@KingBongHogger Jews
Also, it won’t let you use a pack that is expired,
and they aren’t recyclable
This is, and will always be, my favorite product review by Charlie. Just the way he rips into every single flaw is just perfect.
Every single flaw? There are about 30 more he didn't even mention.
He only makes fun of the absolute worst parts. He could have made a 1 hour video if he wanted to.
If only juice could simply be packaged in a bottle or something
Pier-Olivier Marquis are you mad? that'd never work
Could you stop with these ridiculous fantasies
*Preposterous!*
You probably could, but the question is
Is it worth robbing yourself of the pleasure and satisfaction of watching the Juicero smash a juice bag directly into a glass for you?
Blasphemy! Keep your stupid ideas to yourself!!!
Imagine ur shoes disconnecting and you just getting stuck there
God I hate when that happens
@Joseph S. EA
@@chrundle2700 the M in EA stands for mercy
Joseph S. It kinda reminds me of repels from the old pokemon games
Joseph S. Or maybe even more annoying some specific yet odd amount like $12.41 or $7.83
Imagine dying of dehydration just because your WiFi is out
Boomers: write that down write that down!
@@renz1013 **drawing shitty boomer comic that contradicts itself**
*drinks water* yeah I'm still alive because WATER
@Mikayla W thats. so. uncivilized! YOU CANT CLOBBER A PLASTIC PACKET WITH A ROCK, YOU NEED A ROBOT TO CLOBBER IT FOR YOU WITH ITS OWN ROCK!
kids these days!
/s
Your fault for relying on a WIFI ENABLED JUICER when you could just put some water in the bottom of the fridge
“Uh oh guys, internets down. Guess we’re not gonna be able to drink any juice for a while now because for some reason this machine needs the internet to make juice.”
I honestly wouldn’t want this if it was free.
I would take it and use it as a door holder
Sell it for scrap metal
They couldn't pay me to take this
@@ymakj If I get get rich someday Im doing this
id use it as a paperweight
If your phone is dead, wifi is out, or your packets aren't juicero, you're gonna die of dehydration
just what i needed :D
This is the perfect thing for depressed rich teenagers
Well, not if you own a pair of scissors. if I had one I can guarantee my getting too lazy to use the machine and just pouring the juice straight from the bag by the second one
I mean... you could just squeeze the juice straight into your mouth
Those guys are dicks
EA Juicer edition.
The packs are the DLCs!
Hank Senpai notice me hanku
Fat CJ did you and Big smoke do the fusion dance or something?
Nice avatar!
@J Del81 bruh,you're late
They installed a camera into this machine for the sole purpose of scanning your QR code during the setup process. Everything about this machine is entirely useless.
Oh my god I never thought about that, that's absurd.
It would have been so much cheaper to just print a QR on the damn press.
Or, better yet, just use bluetooth like every other damn electronic appliance!
No wait, even better: USE YOUR HANDS!
No the camera also scanned the QR codes in the bags. Still BS but it's wasn't JUST for the setup process.
Did they try, expiry date labels?
@@blakksheep736 you think you are the smartest? And what if the person would drink expired juice, instead of buying a new one? That's just the waste of money (for the company)
@@Moonflush if the person is aware the juice is expired and still choose to drink it, that's on them. The company is under no obligation to protect customers from their own stupidity. And I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just pointing out that a simple expiry label is something everybody has no problem working with. Everybody but Juicero.
I hate it when my juicer lags me in online matches
Ikr? Isn't it also bad when your computor freezes during a match because of your shoes?
@@Tellysayhi Computor.
Your profile pic cracked me up
@@ammagon4519 right? It's awesome!
I hate it when I lose my internet and waste $400.
So this is basically a mini hydraulic press machine that squeezes out capri sun packets...
Yes
you can already buy juice inside of a product called bottle. I mean you dont even need to squeeze something in the fiest place
@Mr. TAD I was watching an AvE Boltr teardown and he said it was pretty good quality
More like those baby-food packets that are squeeze bags with a twist nozzle.
Yup
can you fucking imagine:
you go over to a friend’s house. they offer you fresh juice from their cool new juicer. you’re a little parched; and, hell, you love fresh juice. you accept, and watch your friend draw their phone from their pocket.
“just a second,” they mutter, tapping on the screen. “i have to log in to the juicer”
Imagine them setting up the whole damn thing, taking almost hours, only for him to use his *fucking hands.*
@@baybayay you cannot COMPETE with caprisun
I would’ve ran far away from that friends house. Screaming my head off in fear and confusion.
Oh hell yeh
I forgot my password
“Man im thirsty.”
“Want some juice?”
“Yeah I guess.”
“Oh shit, wifis out.”
“Just use your hands.”
“Can’t.”
“Why?”
“Can’t”
I love how there’s a camera in the juicer “only to read the QR code”
Or so the nsa can watch us
Yeah sure, they're "def" not selling your information to google
Imagine buying a 400$ juicer only for it to spy on you....at that point its ur fault lol
@@davidkonevky7372 to be fair the camera is blocked most of the time, and google cna just get info from ur phone and search history
@@awesomeflippergamer true, but at least we can use phones for stuff other than fucking juice
"your juice is ready when the noises stop" is so inexplicably funny
The arcane mechanical groaning and whining has ceased! At last, juice time is upon us!
@@dansaunders1655 *juice* *time*
@@dansaunders1655 _juice time_
@@dansaunders1655 REJOICE! FOR IT IS *JUICE TIME!!*
*the noises havent stopped for five days... These noises are now in my head...*
'My wi-fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing shoes today'.
Yeah we all watched the video too.
Off The Rails 😂😂
It’s funny cause something like that actually exists aha
My WiFi is acting up guess I'm going to die of thirst
My Wi-Fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing pants today.
Public: You can just squeeze the bag.
CEO: Baggers can't be juicers
So its $400 dollars to squeez a juice pack thats gonna turn my intestines into a balloon animal.
If you've already followed their instructions up to the step of drinking, your insides are probably already in the form of a balloon animal.
Yeah, basically.
Mmmmmmm
It's actually a hundred thousand but yeah
@@Prograde and the packs of that jizz-juice are expensive
Son: “why does Netflix keep buffering?!”
Dad: “mom must be hogging up the bandwidth making juice again.”
@Daron Nazarian you can like it now some other idiots ruined the 420
420 funi weed number reddit
@@Lilly1021-1 lol
you've heard of dial-up, now get ready for *juice-up*
@MUFC there arent that many countries you know
also who cares
I like how they explain how to open the box like a caveman bought this
Well, who else would buy that?
grug thinks magic press is bad. magic press speaks like cuckoo shaman
@@justsomenamelesssoul8097 A Troglodyte
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
THE C A V E
They know their target audience.
I really love this guy. His sarcasm is in no way, shape, or form overstated. I'd pay good money to hear him critique ANY modern car with ALL the worthless gadgetry they have just as a means to separate customers from their money.
GREAT WORK!
or
OR
*OR YOU COULD USE A NORMAL JUICER THAT DOESN’T STEAL YOUR INFORMATION*
And provides real fresh juice
*y e s*
Oh shit, nah Google and Facebook want more
@ThatRandomPotatoInYourSalad wait a minuet
Or just eat fruit its like 30% to 60% water already
For $400 you should be able to dump 10 pounds of fruits in this thing and have it pulverized into fresh juice as fast as you can feed it.
Live by myself and give or take £400 is roughly 15 to 20 weeks of shopping, I can get some much juice and fruit in that time
I doubt this piece of shit product even have the capacity to actually juice a fruit. It would probably just implode.
just cut the bag and put a straw in it.
For $400 you should be able to put juice into the machine and have it transform back into fruit.
@@imhappy._. it literally can't, it's only for packets
0:50 “next it’ll be shoes”
looks at recommend
‘Rechargeable shoes’
You are the harbinger of doom.
LunaDeaminac Nike r&d team- it’s free real estate
I got the same recommendation
same
Same
Same
If juicero was just the hand-squeezed packs, it would be way cooler.
They had a huge revolt from the customers because hand squeezing actually gets more out
Basically a bottle of juice but you have to squeeze it
@@troywelch8450 oh man i wanted to say that
MONTR65 so basically it’s a juice bottle with extra steps
Made it 1k
If you ever feel useless just think about the juicero
I feel better already
Same
People bought this though. Nobody bought me
Juiceless
@@ochitakishi2350 no amount of money can buy you my man, thats how valuable you are
"Mom get off the Juicer! I'm trying to play COD!!!"
loll
*Minecraft
*club penguin...oh wait
Archetypal Hero Roblox is for real men
^
This sounds like a printer but if it was programmed to make juice.
Being as refillable ink cartridges are complete scams, from the ink making process down to the soft ware that exists in a cartridge to tell you (often misinformingly) that your ink cartridge is empty. Which it isn't, it's just a chip on the ink cartridge telling the printer to tell you that it is when it's half way empty rather than really empty.
Imagine your juicer saying "Package empty, please get another. :D" and finding out there's at least a whole cup left in the package.
I absolutely fucking hate printers.
@@maximusstorm1215 and I salute you for your anger, young padawan.
The best part is it’s not even cold refreshing juice, it’s lukewarm juice because it’s not being refrigerated
Put the juicer in the fridge
@@TrocChamp You mean the packet, right?
@@likeabossgaming5571 no the whole juicer
ah yes finally
*cold juicer*
don't give them ideas. Now they are gonna revive the product and jam a peltier in there to cool your packet before squeezing and sell it for $1k
Year 2025; World's greatest athlete ran across America in just 4 hours. The public wants to know; what internet connection is he using for his shoes???
Subway internet
Wonderfully appropriate avatar by the way
worthlessfools1
It’s called LTE nigga
Mobile hotspot
Starlink
My juice tastes a bit *laggy* .
mine crashed
bruh my juice tastes like the blue screen of death
@@KryoNitrone i just booted up my juice
@@fuitbythefoot u didn't blend it right
@@KryoNitrone u didn't add the update
My grandfather use to say " Dont fix things which are not broken". Wise words
2064: “Damnit, my bed is lagging. Sorry babe not now.”
"I guess we can't have sex until next Decade"
Imagine what private information it could steal
@@vishwarao6064 lmaoo
My vibrator is malfunctioning!!!
*2077
And since the company doesnt exist anymore, the people who actually bought this cant even get anymore juice packs? Ouch.
No wonder the company’s dead. Who thought this product was a good idea?
They can disassemble this thing and sell pieces
they offered refunds
How many hundred of those things were sold? I can't imagine someone stupid enough to buy it tbh.
@@alpacawithouthat987 Alphabet and Kleiner Perkins were the investors to answer your question.
"My WiFi isn't working today. I guess won't be wearing my shoes today" lol
I saw this as he said it lmao
someone is going to say "wrong video m8"...
oh wait i did that
DR, CLOUD can’t go today bruh my mf shoes charging 😔
I don’t have wifi ripp
@@bigheadred3528 samee
"Hey bro can I get some juice"
"Sorry my wi-fi is down"
It's been 6 years and I still can't believe this shit actually happened.
Lmao me too
Me as well
Man. I remember when I heard about this. Can't believe that was four whole years ago. Good times were had back then.
No one can
Watching this years later, I am actually surprised he didn't do a minute or research to answer some of his questions. The reason Google poured so much money into it was because the original version was supposed to be much different and honestly a good product if it could deliver its promises. Of course being a crowdfunded project, it's all wishy washy dreams that are unobtainable.
It was supposed to come with special empty bags, you put fruits into it and then the machine would turns it into juice and pour it out for you. When it became clear that it's not as easy to do it the way they had planned, they couldn't just throw the whole thing out so they did the next best thing and scrapped the part they couldn't figure out, which is why they're just sending it with the juice already made and just needing it to be squeezed out. Of course products like that exist, the douchenozzles were just trying to make a hip version of it and failed.
It was going for the Apple status thing, trying to be exclusive with the price and no chance of delivering in on their promise.
Three options:
1:
- Pay $400 for the Juicero
- Pay for a Juice packet everytime you want juice
- Take 30 minutes to set it up everytime you want juice
- Takes 30 minutes to squeeze the juice packet out
2:
- Buy a juice packet
- Squeeze with hands
3:
- Buy bottle of juice
4:
- Buy an actual juicer
- Buy some fruit / vegetables
Go to boost juice here in Australia so you can see hot chicks doing something for you.
5:
-buy a roadside juice that cost like $1
Wtf is roadside juice?
Jason Hemphill juice on the roadddd sidee
“Honey the juicer got hacked again and it’s making juice non stop”
" remember to remove the bag"
Except it can’t make juice non stop because each bag only has a cup or so worth of juice
@@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU we buy juice makers in this family because we need to make juice for more than one person. I haven’t seen anyone make only one cup of juice. This brand is *sad*
@@teal3af49 A brand for people who live alone Ig... But even if you live alone you might have people over so it's still a dumb product XD
@@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU so one could cut the corner and drink it directly from the bag \0/
This is like the kind of needlessly over-complicated product Cinco would make
"Juicero failed because they focused too much on the juice, instead of the real difference-maker: the first and only internet-connected juice platform." This is an actual report.
Source?
No it isnt.....
Lmao 😂
It is an actual report. It sucks. This is no juicer, its a presser.
@@JoJo-wv2sw no it's not an actual report, but yes the juicer sucks
Mom can I have some juice before I go to school
“Sorry son our WiFi sucks right now so no juice for you”
this is why ethernet is superior
Even if the internet is good it will take a fucking hour
Even with internet it would take so long you would be late for school.
not_jumbled with cIout
*me crying on the floor* j-juice
*machine, holding an unverified package* NO
I mean, you could just open the package with scissors and pour it into a glass yourself. I am thoroughly confused why this exists. Its not even a juicer, its a juice pouring machine. Im an adult, I can pour my own juice.
@@2MeterLP the packets do contain unmangled whole bits of fruit and veggies. But not something hands cant handle
*j o o s...*
😂😂😂😂
Allie D WHY DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES LMAOOO
I love how they used the cheapest plastic ever for the machine.
Juicero: a product that literally just presses a packet: 400$.
A cheap blender and some oranges: 53$.
Why.
Also water is free in some places.
@William Napitupulu you can't make juice of everything with hands, like apples or carrots
@William Napitupulu carrot juice is pretty banging, you just need to strain the waste of the carrots because it will taste a bit weird
never had it to be honest
@@Axel996 idk man, carrot juice for me always tasted wierd. But add apples to it, and it slaps
Edit: (fixing some stuff that doesn’t make sense)
A juicer is something that uses fruit and extract’s you’re fruit of choice and turns it to a liquid but not something that requires internet access just to squash a specifically branded bag. It just comes to show that we dont actually own smart devices.
You..... YOU STOLE MY AVATAR
how dare you
@@supersniperbro3476 his is good, yours just looks like grandma!
but i thought the sole purpose of a juicer is to extract juice from the fruit? are you talking about a blender?
It squeezes the juice out, doesn’t blend it.
Fucking 400$ and too many steps just to squeeze a fermented Capri sun into it for it to turn back into a semi liquid form..who the f buys this shit and why.
This company actually went under, so now no one who bought it can even use it!
They did? No way!
With products like that, I'm very surprised.
They could just grab their juice packet, put it between two boards and press down but if they bought this shit I doubt they'll have that much common sense.
Good. The only people effected are those who were stupid enough to buy it in the first place.
Maverick44 lool
I think the worst offender about this is that the whole design of putting a packet or something inside of it, closing it, and pressing a button so it could start juicing or pouring can literally be done by anybody and they can easily just leave out the whole app and wifi part of it and BAM there you go, its a simple juicer.
All you just need to do:
Step 1. Take out the juicer and packets and set it on a table or counter.
Step 2. Connect it to a power outlet.
Step 3. Place a packet inside of juicer
Step 4. Press the button
BOOM simple as that
The only dislikes are from people who thought that by disliking, they would dislike the product and not the reaction.
LOL
Can't blame 'em. This is so retarded that they probably couldn't think anymore.
Also I feel sorry for their braincells.
@GeneralSquare they *did.*
*F*
@@lev7509 _F_
Naw it's from ppl who bought the product and want to believe it's a good one
It's not even a juicer if it "juices" already juiced juice.
this comment is magic
How much juice could the Juicero juice if the Juicero's a juicer that could juice juice.
It's a scam, that's what it is.
It actually squeezes cut fruits and vegetables, I think
James Robert Kirk No it doesnt. It squeezes juice out of a bag...which you can do with your bare hands.
"It's like placing a water bottle inside a box and calling it a water purifier"
Fr
@GrungeKid_27 great, do it will see you soon in Forbes magazine..
dont give google any ideas
400th like
I just realized this is the first video I’ve ever watched from Charlie
Damn. The neighbor hacked my juicer again.
seriall1337 my bad needed some OJ this morning. Do u have any sugar i could borrow?
TheOfficialKeithPharaoh I’ll ship you some thru my phone
Evan Murath thank you, ive been fending (if i spelt that right,kinda delusional at this point with lack of OJ) bad bro.
Dinkleberg!
I hate it when that happens.
Imagine meeting a person who owns a juicero
I fear the day
I bet he has a man bun.
You can't because nobody bought this retarded product
I want one. And I want to subscribe to it for the daily fruits in plastic bags. And then I wanna squeeze fruits daily lol
...by hand cos it's faster. Hand muscle workout
@@marioluigi9599 same
Me: - "Man, l sure wish l could have some yum-yum juice!"
Juicero: - "Please hold while we update our database"
That's true for Tesla cars too; can't drive, needing an update first. You need the car to get to work? Sucks to be you.
0.03 MB of 29.4GB* just a small typo
Yum yum juice 😹
@@Liggliluff I don't think that's the case. you can update while its being driven. In fact, over the air updates are automatically sent by Tesla before they're even officially rolled out. During this period, the car runs parallely on both versions to check for bugs
@@SoumilSahu That doesn't sound bad.
Maybe it was just an earlier version of the software or the earlier models that was more restrictive.
I literally have a $20 juicer where you just put shit in it and it turns it into juice 10x more effectively than this
Hold on I need to sign in before I use this toilet
We're sorry, your toilet could not connect to the streaming server, and your download could not be processed
What if i restart my rectum will that help?
Sorry, but there's not enough fiber in your area to support this download
ulimatereachsniper Looks like your just gotta shit in your hands until your internet comes back on
sorry your wifi is down :/
If EA made juice.
Then it takes another five dollars to buy the app in the process
Ur profile picture looked like a piece of hair and I wanted to rub it away
Your profile pic made me think there was a hair on my screen
I thought you profile pic was an eye lash on my screen and I tried blowing it off
I thought there was a piece of hair on my screen, and I tried wiping it off. Turns out its your profile pic.
My juicero turned evil and tried to squeeze juice out of me. Luckily my wifi was crappy enough to allow me to escape.
You have obviously made this story up, you'd have needed to have a legit QR-code on you to pull that one off
Juicero: I WI- IW DESTRO- ROY WI- WILL Y-OU-OU-OU
@@montrealbreakcore3241 wow, it's almost like *its a joke*
@@Paradox-Lost wow, it's almost like he *made a joke*
@@zizark3577 looking at Michael's comment, it doesn't look much like a joke to me chief.
4:42 I guess the pitch was like "we need a new way to get our hands on as much user data as we can to sell to the free market for lots of money" and they decided to make this juicer as the perfect cover to get people to willingly give it up. The only plausible theory I can come up with to make this product make sense.
How to use bowling ball:
- plug it in
- sign into the bowling ball network home page
- insert your SS#
- pay $2.97 plus shipping for each bowl
Shipping ruined the joke.
It has to return back to you thus the "shipping" charge.
maxxender I work in a bowling alley, can confirm.
The thing also comes with a meter like a taxi and bills you a couple cents per foot travelled.
I like your vids brickertown
The juicero needs your help. It needs wifi to work and the password is your mom's credit card number, the expiration date, and the 3 wacky numbers on the back.
5325-2747-1838
08/21
877
@@Shadow-nr4op You have a vidoe, unsubbed
Player-87 what’s a vidoe
People tell me I have a video I don't
@@player-8740 he doesnt it its playlist
It's not even a juicer if you are buying the juice in packs.
calculon000 It is certainly not I bet they just named it Juicero but the product desceiption is something else so they don't get into trouble.
It's a "press", that's how they get around it.
calculon000 it literally just squeezes juice out of the bag its not even a juicer
It's a press.
In the packages you have mashed veggies/fruits/shit and it just presses on it to squeeze out the juice from that mashed shit. You are then left with a remains of a shitty used drip bag filled with semi-dry remains of some sort of organic compound.
You can do exactly the same with a kitchen grater, a veggie/fruit and something to mash the juice out of it, can be a simple plastic bag, a kitchen mortar or even just use a fucking 5$ juicer to do it.
Pure Hostility 5:32 doesn't look like mashed produce to me if you can use your hands
I saw a vlog of a japanese woman who just uses her thumb to pop open a coffee capsule and pour it right into a cup. These machines are nothing but money sink.
"What is it connecting to, Code Lyoko?"
THE WIND WAS KNOCKED OUT OF ME OMG
rickybobbychuva sameeeeee
Ikr
This guy is funny as fuck..
Fun Fact: If your juice packet is expired on their cloud list, the machine won’t squeeze the packet. 😂
wtf...
they probably "expire" in like a fucking millisecond
IMAGINE LOGGING IN AND PROCESSING FOR 7 HOURS ONLY FOR THE SHITS TO SAY "bag expired, remove the bag"
Wow at least one thing it does right
You can always squeeze the packet manually 😂
This product was used as a prime example of a useless failed product during my first year engineering course
i made it to 420 likes
I’m coming back here cause this was my first ever penguinz0 video….and when I subscribed
My neighbor hacked my juicer to make baked bean juice constantly
Gave me a chuckle sir thank u
That was me sorry fam 😩😩👏👏
@@lilwhopper9959
U bastard smh
Woah you too?
Thats because your juicer doesn’t squeeze sack.