Busted by a Mall Cop #1 [ ASMR Unboxing Roleplay ]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ม.ค. 2017
  • You've been caught by Officer Murray at the Arkham Mall!
    What do you mean, you didn't know the town of Arkham, Massachusetts had a mall!? Of course it does! Well.. at least it does now! Or maybe it was that you had simply wandered through a Rift. In any case, there are rumors abound that some familiar Arkham characters are applying for jobs as Mall Cops even as you read this!
    Side note: this didn't start out as an Arkham (Lovecraft) based idea, otherwise I would have added some strange Lovecraftian trinkets & things, and a Lovecraftian atmosphere. I may incorporate those ideas in future episodes as we see where this little series goes..
    00:06:35 Pack of sponges
    00:08:15 [Redacted]
    00:10:35 Dr. Strange mystery mini figure
    00:13:35 Minecraft mini
    00:17:55 Adventure Time mini
    00:19:45 Steven Universe mini
    00:21:47 Pokemon booster set
    00:28:00 Five Nights at Freddy's mini
    00:30:05 Puzzle cube
    00:34:30 Magic the Gathering Kaladesh booster
    00:40:00 Magic the Gathering Eldritch Moon booster
    00:45:53 Hot Wheels car
    00:49:14 Ritter Sport candy
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • @delta3039
    @delta3039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    Paul Blart 3 is looking good

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MidgetPanda 😂 I would so watch that movie if Rift was the main role...

    • @theghost2850
      @theghost2850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MidgetPanda It would be a whole lot better than the first two🤣

    • @adamwhyte939
      @adamwhyte939 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie The Cartoonist and

    • @marcjoseph9448
      @marcjoseph9448 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      rofl

    • @sheg905
      @sheg905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MidgetPanda I agree

  • @arthurmorgan2480
    @arthurmorgan2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    Prosecutors will be shoplifted

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Shoplifters will be prostituted

    • @InvitedRhino683
      @InvitedRhino683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 LOL

    • @dawno.
      @dawno. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 Prostitutes will be prosecuted

    • @bigfish9958
      @bigfish9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      shoplifters will be shoplifted

    • @masterag1962
      @masterag1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Liftedshops will prosecute be

  • @uhyup7202
    @uhyup7202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    when the security does more damage than the shoplifter

    • @shannondavies2405
      @shannondavies2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uh yup plot twist, the security guard kept the stolen goods for himself 🤣

    • @dana999
      @dana999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fear4397 huh...I had no idea.

  • @dawno.
    @dawno. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Plot Twist: ER actually stole the stuff he showed in the video.

  • @ReliefASMR
    @ReliefASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    I swear, whatever you find, I was just holding it for a friend...

    • @jeremykyle6092
      @jeremykyle6092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That excuse didn't work on my cavity search :/

    • @CZDMinecraft
      @CZDMinecraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jeremy Kyle The fact that your name is Jeremy Kyle makes that comment even funnier

    • @TheKeefa
      @TheKeefa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Relief ASMR was it the legend 27

    • @Luca-ec3ry
      @Luca-ec3ry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheKeefa TRIGGERED

    • @adeadmeme9861
      @adeadmeme9861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheKeefa I swear I didn't do it 😰

  • @bigsmoke167
    @bigsmoke167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    I got caught stealing the extra dip from Cluckin' Bell

    • @christianxgames3097
      @christianxgames3097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big Smoke lol

    • @haydenmarshall1881
      @haydenmarshall1881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Big Smoke my DDDDooooogggggggg!!!

    • @chiefkeave
      @chiefkeave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Big Smoke ooooohhhh

    • @oli100_6
      @oli100_6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Big Smoke I m crying xDDDDD LMAO

    • @WolfeTDI
      @WolfeTDI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big Smoke OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

  • @Keshaire
    @Keshaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    47:03 "This doesn't look like it's been tampered with"
    *5 seconds later*
    "I need to open this up"

    • @JAYV45_
      @JAYV45_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keshaire!!! As soon as I read this he says it I didn't it wasn't even planned. OMFG

    • @a_ghost8926
      @a_ghost8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOGIC

    • @jeeves8742
      @jeeves8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just likes race cars

    • @cdsatcher
      @cdsatcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keshaire!!!
      Probably double checking, making sure it hasn't been tampered with.

    • @5t4r_b0i
      @5t4r_b0i 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chocolate Hunter omg was gonna comment this but saw that u did what a cooinkydink

  • @ravenouswabbit5546
    @ravenouswabbit5546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Son : mommy why is daddy opening my Christmas presents.
    Mom : daddy seeing if you've tampered with any of your presents before Christmas

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It would suck to get sponges and aluminum foil for Christmas and if you woosh you are gay

    • @staid4969
      @staid4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sanatoriumnugget6598 r/woosh and proud

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sanatoriumnugget6598 what

    • @mrpolarbear702
      @mrpolarbear702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sanatoriumnugget6598 yay i am not gay wooooo

    • @yveltal5268
      @yveltal5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/Wellthathappened.

  • @ElishaLong
    @ElishaLong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    The only Security they use at the mall near me is to play Ephemeral Rift through the sound system when chaos breaks out. Everyone falls asleep and then the authorities come in with Ear plugs and assess the situation.

  • @Thundy
    @Thundy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    "Gonna open this up, see if you tampered with it"
    What an amazing mall security guard

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thunder0024 Gee, I why he didn't open up the foil and sponges *ironically*

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Vinny Raptor
      He didn't want those c;

    • @JavRexgteneg2pIift
      @JavRexgteneg2pIift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ephemeral said that line as soon as I read you're comment. lol

    • @lauraowen7345
      @lauraowen7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      5

    • @coolishtiger6120
      @coolishtiger6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True,but I would’ve done that if I was a mall security guard

  • @Id4nPr3scot
    @Id4nPr3scot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    *Paul Blart, Mall Cop.*

    • @annddyy
      @annddyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Baul Part Call Mop

    • @necro2658
      @necro2658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Paul Blart Mall Cop, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bual Plart Mall Cop, Plual Balrt Call Cop, Cop Mall Paul Blart, Blart Cop Paul Mall, Mall Mart Paul Crop, Paul Plart Mall Mop.

    • @giltzexuh
      @giltzexuh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CallsignBun
      Kekkin' Jaj
      Blarp Shart
      Tart Mart
      Don't mess with his barp

    • @Id4nPr3scot
      @Id4nPr3scot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CallsignBun *Ikr*

    • @blueprintguy5550
      @blueprintguy5550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its his friend

  • @abbeyreece3526
    @abbeyreece3526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    "Potion drinking witch. Hmm, sounds like my wife"😂😂😂

    • @FranceBall-qq7ef
      @FranceBall-qq7ef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abbey Reece I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @mellowhateseverybodyandals1289
      @mellowhateseverybodyandals1289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      o h .

    • @jordontp
      @jordontp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HAHA dysfunctional relationship

    • @jedah2765
      @jedah2765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Haha, I too like to joke about how dysfunctional my relationship is with my significant other.

    • @typicalopposite
      @typicalopposite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mine to
      If I had one

  • @Hypergen-
    @Hypergen- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    Attention all units, this is officer Murray again, if someone could stop by SuperBurger™ and pick me up two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • @timelesssilence2541
      @timelesssilence2541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Classic

    • @marinaskye9
      @marinaskye9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hypergen i was searching the comment section to see if anyone would say exactly what you said😂😂😂😂

    • @thornhill67
      @thornhill67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Extra mega super cola". I wonder how much that is. I guess at least 2 gallons.

    • @GamerBob123
      @GamerBob123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Attention all units could if somebody could stop by mc Donald's and pick me up 2 number 9,s number 9 large extra super mega dip and a large cola I would appreciate it

    • @nxcturnal3613
      @nxcturnal3613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hypergen you just had to say it

  • @Jack_The_Ladd
    @Jack_The_Ladd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Paul Cop Mall Blart.

    • @captainkapalot9644
      @captainkapalot9644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      George Costanza what fuck the

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Costanza not is right that...

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OK, now we just sound like Yoda.

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Max Grassy are talking about you the what fuck

    • @mr.nobody7959
      @mr.nobody7959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Costanza make new episodes of Seinfeld

  • @brodiehaddon631
    @brodiehaddon631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “Attention all units, this is officer Murray again, if someone could also stop by SuperBurger and pick me up a double with cheese, bacon, hold the pickles, large side of curly fries and an extra super mega cooler, I would appreciate it.”
    I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard at this.

    • @LeonardoCollywell2004
      @LeonardoCollywell2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TeleDang Can’t blame you, that was hilarious XD

    • @inhisglory960
      @inhisglory960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tf is an extra super mega cooler?

    • @abbiedawn4472
      @abbiedawn4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brodie Haddon me too

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *cola

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inhisglory960 i think he said cola

  • @dukeviper2293
    @dukeviper2293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    He opened all of our stuff

    • @DOKA2001
      @DOKA2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Viper20o why tho he should've returned it XD

    • @nashhartman5194
      @nashhartman5194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *our stuff

    • @izukuwumidowiya301
      @izukuwumidowiya301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t you mean OUR STUFF

    • @yveltal5268
      @yveltal5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Our stuff*

    • @hiimbeta413
      @hiimbeta413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      here's the fourth one
      our stuff*

  • @iamthemanbearpig
    @iamthemanbearpig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I was expecting him to pull a receipt for everything from the bottom of the bag and have to apologize for everything.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      iamthemanbearpig "glad to see nothing's been tampered with" *opens everything you stole*

  • @Redwarrior96
    @Redwarrior96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    plot twist: immediately after this video you show him the receipt

    • @classypopato9082
      @classypopato9082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Josh Ainsworth fucking hell

    • @GlitchyErrR
      @GlitchyErrR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dayum.

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Ainsworth Lmao yes

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Ainsworth ooooooooooooo and he already opened the “merchandise”

  • @thatduckjenry
    @thatduckjenry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    *CAUL PLART BALL MOP*

    • @reddonut1518
      @reddonut1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ball mop

    • @Geekiepoo
      @Geekiepoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think you mean maul clart pall bop

    • @skitz_4209
      @skitz_4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that comment was the day i found out i had DYSLEXIA

    • @thatlazguy
      @thatlazguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a stroke trying to read that

    • @maxlycke
      @maxlycke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *B*o*P*

  • @sk83r59
    @sk83r59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    14:25
    Rift: "Potion drinking witch? Sounds like my wife." Lmao😂

    • @wilddog5910
      @wilddog5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ur wifee

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I shoplifted, I did get to watch him unbox it, I was just shot 6 times, like a shop from a mall is the same as a bank. The legal system is corrupt and unfair.

  • @paulblart8946
    @paulblart8946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    *I'm PAUL BLART and I approve of this role play.* ✋🏻👨🏻™

    • @Spixiez
      @Spixiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Paul Blart oh damn

    • @medontknowwhat7303
      @medontknowwhat7303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Paul Blart I swear it's not mine! It's my friend's!

    • @paulblart8946
      @paulblart8946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ***** _I, Paul Blart, approve of this role play._ 👮🏻™

    • @aveerie_
      @aveerie_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Paul Blart what's with the"TM"

    • @supemeyodie9279
      @supemeyodie9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Paul Blart

  • @thech0ice262
    @thech0ice262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    You should have done big smokes order when you did the food order.

    • @youngman3682
      @youngman3682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      two number 9...

    • @XGabriel666X
      @XGabriel666X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      a number 9 large

    • @thech0ice262
      @thech0ice262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      a number 6 with extra dip

    • @CreatorCody
      @CreatorCody 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      the ch0ice A number 7

    • @AngeloDonadio
      @AngeloDonadio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      two number 45s

  • @wheathead
    @wheathead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:33 my friend is Joel
    28:44 my friend is Ellie
    Let's kill some clickers shall we?

    • @bxked213
      @bxked213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hate clickers

    • @skullydapungod6080
      @skullydapungod6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like how he said hed steal that action figure

    • @fmradio4908
      @fmradio4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tf is a clicker?

    • @JoelitoStriker
      @JoelitoStriker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@fmradio4908 a zombie from The Last of Us

    • @whatamidoinghere6603
      @whatamidoinghere6603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I noticed that too 😅

  • @qwest500
    @qwest500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This security guard is such a troll: Unwrapping things to see if you "tampered with it" and talking about random stuff lol

  • @timelesssilence2541
    @timelesssilence2541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    he never got his food

    • @adminjimcool
      @adminjimcool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Steven184YT spoilers

    • @_killab
      @_killab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah you're right. He Must be the only nice cop in arkham mall.

    • @randomfusion4220
      @randomfusion4220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven184 ye

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What if there is no mall, and he's at the Asylum to treat his hallucinations he had of his old days when he was a mall cop?

    • @elijahhill6602
      @elijahhill6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did. When you got kicked out of the mall.

  • @ASMRPowerOfSound
    @ASMRPowerOfSound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    It doesn't pay to shoplift. I learned my lesson (at least I got some tingles out of it)

    • @frostbiteproductions3427
      @frostbiteproductions3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why hasn't anyone ever replied to this?

    • @Doom_Hawk
      @Doom_Hawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What the hell, IKR. A God drops in to provide his comment and no-one even gave him the reverence he deserved!

    • @seanfarish9135
      @seanfarish9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg I watch your videos all the time

    • @kitchingbing0545
      @kitchingbing0545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sir are god

    • @sofiyak
      @sofiyak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hey! I’ve seen this guys asmr 😃

  • @Crzy520
    @Crzy520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    25:08 Omfg he pulled a secret rare without even knowing

  • @delusionalskits8505
    @delusionalskits8505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    i wish when he mentioned the tin foil hat society he lifted his cap and had some tinfoil under it

  • @raphaelp204
    @raphaelp204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Son: What is daddy doing?
    Mom: Uhm, he's just in the office pretending to be a security man.

    • @thomasford7674
      @thomasford7674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      haha, i lol'ed

    • @howff_7567
      @howff_7567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fam i fucking died of laughter

    • @MK-rr7cg
      @MK-rr7cg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😀

    • @nxcturnal3613
      @nxcturnal3613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raphael Portmann haha

  • @tdurgan1921
    @tdurgan1921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I'm trying to shoplift but TheMallCop27 keeps catching me

    • @punkblade1241
      @punkblade1241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some say TheMallCop27 was the first mall cop

    • @skrumpo
      @skrumpo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Punkblade
      Born from the malls

    • @spaghettimeister2453
      @spaghettimeister2453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Others say that he was the only mall cop to act like he was a police officer to then actually become one

    • @DavidWilson-jd8fs
      @DavidWilson-jd8fs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I heard he can see through ur bag

    • @ifeelcoke4347
      @ifeelcoke4347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snipes4Dayz normies....-_-

  • @samoldenkamp7393
    @samoldenkamp7393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I swear, that who ever stole the stuff has to be a 10 year old

    • @leaknail5101
      @leaknail5101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What 10 year old steals sponges

    • @dani26107
      @dani26107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Leak Nail maybe he really likes spongebob

    • @Jade-rq4jj
      @Jade-rq4jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An Abnormally Large Cucumber he wanna recreate it 😂😂😂

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or me

    • @juletlandret6329
      @juletlandret6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leak Nail 10 year old SpongeBob fans of course 😂

  • @Thumper17
    @Thumper17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "We have no jursidiction in Canada."
    Oh thank God. Good luck from being Canadian.

  • @DP-xy7ps
    @DP-xy7ps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Raindrop, drop top, my name is Paul Blart, mall cop

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DP King raindrop, drop top, stretching so hard made my back pop

    • @leonk7201
      @leonk7201 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DP King pure Gold 👌

    • @flyonytemalhammar3045
      @flyonytemalhammar3045 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DP King rain drop,drop top
      a dp king you are not not

    • @Clearly_Eli
      @Clearly_Eli 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DP King DP king!!?!?!? *^*

    • @Clearly_Eli
      @Clearly_Eli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warped Reality grounded...v,v

  • @shelby2901
    @shelby2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    i can't believe paul blart caught me and also that he wears tin foil hats

    • @shelby2901
      @shelby2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Mozerella i didn't come here to get attacked

    • @pizzamozerella5360
      @pizzamozerella5360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      phil's crusty treats Why would I fucking care lmao

    • @pizzamozerella5360
      @pizzamozerella5360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      phil's crusty treats I wasn't really being serious but if you want to be like that I can follow up on my promise.

    • @shelby2901
      @shelby2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Mozerella i was joking

    • @loptylou4727
      @loptylou4727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sportiflop

  • @papercuts3350
    @papercuts3350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: _Runs_
    Him: _Whispers_ Hey stop!
    Me: What was that? I dIdNt HeAr YoU

  • @ShizukuMizuchi1
    @ShizukuMizuchi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how when he stole the foil for protection Murray just corrects his choice of foil because Aluminum is incorrect, I cracked up laughing.

  • @AnimatedASMR
    @AnimatedASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Sir, I did not mean any harm. I was trying to get my friend Charlie Carl out of the wishing well and taking pennies. Oh? THAT bag? A Russian spy gave it to me to hold....honest.

    • @Practicalidiots
      @Practicalidiots 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Animated ASMR Ey, I love your stuff! Especially the test pilot roleplay

    • @AnimatedASMR
      @AnimatedASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks! I really appreciate it.

    • @penumbra4995
      @penumbra4995 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Animated ASMR when will the comic thing your making come out

    • @AnimatedASMR
      @AnimatedASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unbound Sounds 👋 Hello

    • @AnimatedASMR
      @AnimatedASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      slendy man 10 days or less until changing ASMR forever. Thanks for your patience, champ.

  • @ThalinsGenohan
    @ThalinsGenohan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    ER's real name
    is Paul.
    This is perfect.

  • @callmezeldaonemoartime
    @callmezeldaonemoartime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Gonna open this up to see if it was tampered with” oh my God...

  • @jacobmonday8249
    @jacobmonday8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "What the hell was my password again?"
    Lmao the best part of the video.

  • @slashersize
    @slashersize 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "We have no jurisdiction overseas... or Canada..."

    • @wanderingkernel5002
      @wanderingkernel5002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      uncle uncle
      What about Mexico?

    • @cmdrtyy
      @cmdrtyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Hatcher the actual warm Canada?!

    • @cmdrtyy
      @cmdrtyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Hatcher some parts of Canada are warm.

    • @the_dooof
      @the_dooof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joint task Force 2 I have never seen canada and warm in the same sentence.

    • @cmdrtyy
      @cmdrtyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This Dood here are some places Windsor Ontario,Vancouver B.C and many others.

  • @IIJoII
    @IIJoII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I'm sorry I crumbled when he said "You need it for protection?" It's very late and I burst out laughing but worth it.

    • @bobzaa1624
      @bobzaa1624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cameron Bissett when?

    • @misd2119
      @misd2119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cameron Bissett Why I'm lonely

    • @zeeker0315
      @zeeker0315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He also said “you like the sound when they’re wet” when he pulled out a package of stolen... sponges...

  • @itshozz2582
    @itshozz2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Him: sees sponge and foil
    His head: no my son won't like that
    Him: sees toys " I'm gonna have to look at it to make sure you did not temper with them."
    His head:" yes my son will love these."

  • @JohnDoe-hd3wz
    @JohnDoe-hd3wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "You like the sound when they're wet? You find it relaxing?"
    Me: Hell yea I love the sound of moistness

    • @hiimbeta413
      @hiimbeta413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bingus.mp4257 i mean, same but...

    • @bullet5547
      @bullet5547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @pixel8119
      @pixel8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is true degeneracy

  • @glide-to4223
    @glide-to4223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Me: (thinks the bag is full of candy)
    him: (pulls out sponge)
    Me: tf..?

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glide - TO lmao!

    • @rorokhorosho
      @rorokhorosho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      your neighbours ever given you a sponge on halloween? what’s up with that

    • @avajohnson3510
      @avajohnson3510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same mine would be full of weeb stuff and food XD

    • @Lua0x07
      @Lua0x07 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avajohnson3510 >weeb stuff

  • @Channel-lr3pf
    @Channel-lr3pf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    If I'm stealing sponges...I...I just don't know what to say. I must really, really need a shower and have no washcloths or something.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Channel I'd rather steal a pineapple, you get both.

    • @sleepypuddle6474
      @sleepypuddle6474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Channel kleptomania is one hell of a drug

    • @slywhitewolf5460
      @slywhitewolf5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Channel those are fucking dish sponges 🤣

    • @waelo246
      @waelo246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shower with a sponge??

  • @ProfessionalSpectre
    @ProfessionalSpectre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm mall security for the largest mall in my state. And I don't know how to feel about this. ANYWAY. Here's how this scenario would go where I work.
    1. A store will call us for a shoplifter. Our company does NOT allow us to stop shoplifters unless the tenant is trying to do so.
    2. When we catch the shoplifter, they are taken back to the store they were caught shoplifting from. If the store wants to prosecute, they'll call metro police. If it's 500 dollars or more, it's a felony.
    3. Either way, the shoplifters are banned from the property for a duration between 1 year and permanently, depending on several factors such as age, value of property stolen, and attitude of those caught. Their information and picture are taken and if they are caught back on property for the duration of their ban, they are arrested for trespassing.
    4. Then we have to write a long-ass report for the incident.
    And that's about how shoplifting incidents go. We don't take the shoplifters back to our security office and merchandise stolen from tenant's stores are handled by the tenants themselves. We typically act in accordance with the tenants. Aaannd before the obvious happens, yes, we get called "Paul Blart" on an almost daily basis. Makes me want to die.... and I hate Kevin James because of it. Oh, and it's a lot better if the radio goes around the back and over your shoulder. A lot less.... droopage in the radio line if you do it that way. AND YOUR RADIO ETIQUETTE IS AWFUL AN- why am I criticizing an ASMR video?

    • @valen9835
      @valen9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because it's fun to nitpick the logic of fiction sometimes.

    • @fiiv3s
      @fiiv3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      because its your area of work so you know how it actually works and even if you enjoyed the video will point out what was wrong in a nice way in hopes for a potentially more realistic yet still fun video next time?

    • @5t4r_b0i
      @5t4r_b0i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pokemon115 true tho lol

    • @savetheplanet9131
      @savetheplanet9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since your name is Pokemon 115 did I just see this man pull a secret rare exucutrer and btw I know I can’t spell

    • @cameronbeattie423
      @cameronbeattie423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry forgot paul blart is hard

  • @notthatguypal14
    @notthatguypal14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Other officer
    “Text me your order, that’s too much to remember”

  • @ijoth1294
    @ijoth1294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Autonomous Sensory Mall Response

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Busted by a Mall Cop *#1*
    Number one?!
    spicyy

    • @ananbrooke189
      @ananbrooke189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uncle Bubbles look @ this net that I just found

    • @copter12349
      @copter12349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anna Wener When I say go, be ready to throw!

    • @chelseadee3
      @chelseadee3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rift has tons of single episodes series hahaha

    • @ghostmutt4684
      @ghostmutt4684 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Copter12349 THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME!

    • @Shadow_Beatz
      @Shadow_Beatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chloe Downes ugh let's try something else

  • @LuckyArceus
    @LuckyArceus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yep. Time to see if this unopened product was tampered with.

  • @ConcealedWeaponry
    @ConcealedWeaponry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mall Cop: "Are you stealing all this merchandise for yourself?"
    Me: "No, it's all for a friend."
    Mall Cop: "Okay."
    Mall Cop: "Venonat..."
    Me: *DAMN IT I WANTED THAT.*

  • @soulstealz4953
    @soulstealz4953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *I'd go to jail for my sponge Bob family*

  • @dreamhax2888
    @dreamhax2888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Rôle play start !
    Why the fck do I steal sponges ?!?
    End of role play.

    • @thejizzdoctor4324
      @thejizzdoctor4324 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DreamHax it's a role play

    • @Blue-bv1ur
      @Blue-bv1ur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheJizz Doctor he wrote it in french rôle is role in english.

    • @UnDragonized
      @UnDragonized 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DreamHax to clean SHIT

    • @chagis100
      @chagis100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DreamHax *sp0nks

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD Same, I was waiting for "myself" to steal something like jewelry, cellphones... but first thing is a couple of sponges xD

  • @mczachery130
    @mczachery130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Potion-drinking Witch; sounds like my wife."
    I'm done.

  • @crowder_boi_jamar
    @crowder_boi_jamar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He never got that super burger

  • @imbetterthanyou6927
    @imbetterthanyou6927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    That camera is giving me Aperture Science vibes.

    • @AleutianSailor
      @AleutianSailor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A Noir Story MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK.

    • @imbetterthanyou6927
      @imbetterthanyou6927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacob Carey GET MAD!

    • @strawhaticey95
      @strawhaticey95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just shoot a Portal on the wall and another on the floor and the camera would fall off :) I think that's a portable wall.

    • @ussbased-a7074
      @ussbased-a7074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portal Walls are white

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DerpySquid 1 couldn't the portal gun shoot portals on more than just the white walls? Or am I wrong?

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Unless the cops show up and officially arrest me I ain't sayin shit!

    • @wheremybike
      @wheremybike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Penguin in Disguise then you have a dishearteningly large backlog

  • @johnrandall6524
    @johnrandall6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Easily the nicest cop you'll ever meet

  • @optusonofefftee9085
    @optusonofefftee9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    For any bodies interest the light on the security camera flashes 5648 times

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      *_WRONG_*
      The light flashes approximately once per second. The video is 55:00 mins long. 55:00 mins is equal to 3,300 seconds. So it flashed 3,300 times.

    • @immortalwarrior5562
      @immortalwarrior5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@A_Random_Rat I like the fact that you used math to prove him otherwise . Nice choice

    • @dogmeat-5740
      @dogmeat-5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks

    • @logansprecher9688
      @logansprecher9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@A_Random_Rat you are wrong as well due to the light only flashing every 2 seconds so 3,300÷2 would equal 1,650. Thanks.

    • @ffffff8048
      @ffffff8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@logansprecher9688 video cuts a few times so its not 100% accurate

  • @Billz666
    @Billz666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Please do another nature video rift :(

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      i would have this weekend with all the snow, but the temperature was far below my camera's operating temperature. But don't worry, I haven't abandoned them.

    • @Chronas9.9
      @Chronas9.9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Billz666 Uncle Rift will never abandon nature :)

    • @Toshipie325
      @Toshipie325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad to hear it, I love those videos! I really liked this video man, it was really good. I can tell you put a lot of time into it and it made for a great unique video. :)

    • @samisasloth
      @samisasloth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      can you do another of this I loved it

    • @REDLANTERN1780
      @REDLANTERN1780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Would you like me to knit your camera a cozy sweater for next year?

  • @aliattia62
    @aliattia62 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Paul Blart really kept his New Years resolution

  • @user-ud6pg7ss5y
    @user-ud6pg7ss5y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    00:06:35 Pack of sponges
    00:08:15 [Redacted]
    00:10:35 Dr. Strange mystery mini figure
    00:13:35 Minecraft mini
    00:17:55 Adventure Time mini
    00:19:45 Steven Universe mini
    00:21:47 Pokemon booster set
    00:28:00 Five Nights at Freddy's mini
    00:30:05 Puzzle cube
    00:34:30 Magic the Gathering Kaladesh booster
    00:40:00 Magic the Gathering Eldritch Moon booster
    00:45:53 Hot Wheels car
    00:49:14 Ritter Sport candy

    • @password1300
      @password1300 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:31 is alluniumium foil

  • @uraniumbong
    @uraniumbong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should make a shirt that says “I have been busted by Officer Murray”

  • @funployee
    @funployee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The skill here is unreal, the opening few moments of this with the keyboard sounds were perfect. I'm pretty immune to the actual ASMR sensation these days (especially from creators I have followed for a long time, newcomers sometimes work) and just use the videos as a soundtrack to fall asleep to, but that did the trick.

  • @combatak47
    @combatak47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Do you think he uses these costumes with his wife

    • @whatevername902
      @whatevername902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      combatak47 Oh
      BOIIIII

    • @aaustinhh3097
      @aaustinhh3097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      combatak47 yeah I saw him usi...nvm

    • @ncrrangerveteran2259
      @ncrrangerveteran2259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What if he doesn't have a wife? I'm just saying it's a possibility. y'know.

    • @kermit7139
      @kermit7139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NCR Ranger Veteran well he wears a wedding band a lot 💍💍

    • @robertstirling2798
      @robertstirling2798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      NCR Ranger Veteran He's married and has a kid about ten years old.

  • @emilyburroughs6169
    @emilyburroughs6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last video he said Joel gave us the rucksack.. this video he said we stole the goods for Ellie 🥺 last of us??

  • @louieee538
    @louieee538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I accidentally stole a pack of socks because i forgot to put it on the check up counter. I still have it. Im a bad boy now

  • @mancheaseskrelpher8419
    @mancheaseskrelpher8419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    How come nobody's mentioning the great props? The security camera's light even blinks!

  • @Mystery__Otaku
    @Mystery__Otaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So I JUST realized that Joel and Ellie was probably a reference to "The Last Of Us".

    • @aydynslade1656
      @aydynslade1656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MysteryOtakuChick ye boi

    • @gsoto9107
      @gsoto9107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aydyn Barclay longest yeah boiii ever

  • @ColdInTheStudio
    @ColdInTheStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my absolute favorite video of yours, and of any ASMR I've found! The gentle tapping you do on the playing cards is one of the only sounds that has consistently given me real ASMR tingles, and it's really rare that I get them! Thank you for making this!

  • @texasp.i.8283
    @texasp.i.8283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dude actually looks like the Security Guards at my mall. l think you did a great job.

  • @sunrayy95
    @sunrayy95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Surprisingly, my favorite roleplay by far. Immersive, down to earth, and actually quite believable. Great acting!

    • @jasonlake2165
      @jasonlake2165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dalan H Agreed, he needs a show on adult swim

    • @ncrrangerveteran2259
      @ncrrangerveteran2259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dalan H Except for the part how he opened the shoplifted items. Do you find that believable? Because if so you are very un-educated.

    • @medontknowwhat7303
      @medontknowwhat7303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dalan H Same, it's my favorite

    • @JamesonCanny
      @JamesonCanny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NCR Ranger Veteran come down, that's the joke. don't roast the poor commenter, they were just spreading positivity

    • @liam-540
      @liam-540 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalan H ok

  • @ASMRBass
    @ASMRBass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    We have a clean shaving policy here at the Arkham Mall, you're fired...

  • @ColdInTheStudio
    @ColdInTheStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite video of yours so far - I come back to it all the time! The gentle tapping you do on the Pokemon and Magic cards is the most tingles I've ever experienced!

  • @jakobgehmacher9449
    @jakobgehmacher9449 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    49:26 didn't even know, they sell those in the states, a always thought, that's something only we Germany get to enjoy. xD

  • @richard_pine
    @richard_pine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    While watching this, I dropped my phone on my face. Go me.

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's your face?

    • @richard_pine
      @richard_pine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SirNeutral My face is still looking as good as ever, thank you for asking.

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Gyser
      Excellent.

    • @kuroseal8613
      @kuroseal8613 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Gyser 10/10 gg wp

    • @homestuckasmr9776
      @homestuckasmr9776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George Gyser love your profile pic! XD

  • @genericname_
    @genericname_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    How does a hamburger take almost an hour to be made?

    • @DP-xy7ps
      @DP-xy7ps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Their segways are pretty slow

    • @NMEstewy
      @NMEstewy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Generic Name Lazy mall cops

    • @kelpnougatcrunch9430
      @kelpnougatcrunch9430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Generic Name it was a really good hamburger

    • @ThalinsGenohan
      @ThalinsGenohan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Generic Name He likes it really well done.
      It's ashes in a bun.

    • @svenondabeat1133
      @svenondabeat1133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ordered, made, and delivered

  • @beeasmr6235
    @beeasmr6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how much he puts into all his videos. The editing, the mood and feeling (and the comedy 😂) all while feeling natural. Cuz other ASMRtists try to do role plays and it’s really awkward and you can tell they’re trying to hard, but he makes everything really funny and it feels so real, all while giving ASMR. and he puts so much editing and costumes into it. Like his whole outfit rn and even the camera? Like ugh this is just so great. Good job man. 💗

  • @EefanGame
    @EefanGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    HE DID A TLOU REFERANCE BY SAYING JOEL AND ELLIE OH MY GOD PLEASE I WANNA MEET YOU

  • @thomastheclassengine8442
    @thomastheclassengine8442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    TFW You spend around £200 trying to get the exeggcutor secret rare and paul blart gets it on a random booster pack.

  • @patrickb3032
    @patrickb3032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I don't know why I'm asking you, I should be asking all the questions here." lol

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans ปีที่แล้ว +2

    is it just me or does rift sound a lot like pedro pascal in this video?
    i can see him doing a good mandolorian roleplay

  • @Zero_4350
    @Zero_4350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more videos like this where you sneak in a unboxing into a roleplay
    I love it

  • @NiteShiftSound
    @NiteShiftSound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This was a great role play I actually work security myself lol

    • @darksector_0675
      @darksector_0675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to. It's great

    • @jhall1859
      @jhall1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no you dont

    • @Maurice1
      @Maurice1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhall1859 goofy

    • @Maurice1
      @Maurice1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darksector_0675 it’s not

  • @hudibrad
    @hudibrad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Aluminum foil won't protect you from aluminati... I'll show myself out.

    • @kuroseal8613
      @kuroseal8613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha Vran illuminati*

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      illuminaughty*

    • @JMBAD_art
      @JMBAD_art 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha Vran - I appreciate this pun

  • @EefanGame
    @EefanGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shoplifted will be prosecuters

  • @wolfscloud251
    @wolfscloud251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Plot twist:
    He got the props by shoplifting himself!

  • @zacharysears8502
    @zacharysears8502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Halt,You've commited crimes agaisnt skyrim and her people,What say you in your defense?

    • @zinkerzanker68
      @zinkerzanker68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Youre stolen goods are now forfeit! We must check these potentially and most likely untampered items to see if theyve been tampered with, by tampering them

    • @dylantaslim5013
      @dylantaslim5013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold on lemme just *cycles through races, skin colors and facial features*.

    • @user-py8tf7fz8p
      @user-py8tf7fz8p 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he’ll do an elder scrolls video eventually

    • @a_ghost8926
      @a_ghost8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesn't

    • @nonwrathia9730
      @nonwrathia9730 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM INNOCENT.
      THERE WAS NO SIGN SAYING I COULDNT STEAL THE ANIMALS, GOODDAY.

  • @jackiler1
    @jackiler1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i wanna see corvus as a mall cop

    • @CreatorCody
      @CreatorCody 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Penguin in Disguise kk

    • @fmradio4908
      @fmradio4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This aged well

  • @Gamer_Dylan_6
    @Gamer_Dylan_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best ER quote of the RP:
    “What is this, Minecraft?”
    Edit:
    Real best quote of the RP:
    “Potion drinking witch? Sounds like my wife”

  • @mrfrivolusfr8482
    @mrfrivolusfr8482 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best videos in my opinion. Super creative. Love you uncle E!

  • @haydenmarshall1881
    @haydenmarshall1881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I once tried to steal a halo mega Bloks pack
    (I was mentally ill at the time )
    the worst part was not the police
    it was I never knew what I could have got

    • @haydenmarshall1881
      @haydenmarshall1881 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      alkoal haha yeh IV dedicated my TH-cam channel to it as a reminder of the dark times

    • @NCRranger24
      @NCRranger24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Knight Solaire he's trying to be edgy and cool, leave him alone lol

    • @hamavery6476
      @hamavery6476 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hayden Marshall mentally ill at the time? is that a thing or are you trying to say you were high

    • @haydenmarshall1881
      @haydenmarshall1881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark Gemini there are kids here I can't say high but yeh
      I have a family which kinda influenced negative things on me
      aka I was high

  • @darkdisneyasmr3996
    @darkdisneyasmr3996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Rift its my birthday 😄 thanks so much for the video perfect timing

  • @Crazydown82
    @Crazydown82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I HAVE WATCHED A COUPLE OF YOUR VIDEOS. THIS ONE IS NOW MY FAVORITE. KEEP IT UP!

  • @cowboyfunkk
    @cowboyfunkk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I cried laughing when you called the units for a second time ordering someone to fetch you lunch 😂

  • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
    @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Hello this is Osiffer Murry, If someone could also stop by a Cluckin' Bell and get me 2 NUMBAH 9's, A NUMBAH 9 LARGE, A NUMBAH 6 WIT EXTRA DIPP, A NUMBAH 7, TWO NUMBAH 45's, ONE WIT CHEEEZE, AND A LARGE SODA....That would be great. :)'

    • @mattgarcia5489
      @mattgarcia5489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Penguin in Disguise do you really have nothing better to do

    • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
      @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he doesnt

    • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
      @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweet Dudeee

    • @kahle3515
      @kahle3515 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mack Cadarette how about a basic primary to high school level of education, to be able to spell your shitty memes properly

    • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
      @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Obviously i way saying it the way my "shitty" meme said it, because i am witty, unlike you. I know how to spell Number, Dip, With and Cheese. Also im thumbs-upping your comment because i pity how stupid you look and i want to give you a free "Somebody agrees with my comment! :D" card so that you cant go killing yourself from depression after reading this sick burn and then have people blame me for it.

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    No jurisdiction over seas? I'm free to go then, Cheerio!

  • @malelemonade5979
    @malelemonade5979 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love this video so much

  • @Groggyracer
    @Groggyracer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the most creative un-boxing's I've ever seen.