Busted by a Mall Cop #1 [ ASMR Unboxing Roleplay ]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ม.ค. 2017
- You've been caught by Officer Murray at the Arkham Mall!
What do you mean, you didn't know the town of Arkham, Massachusetts had a mall!? Of course it does! Well.. at least it does now! Or maybe it was that you had simply wandered through a Rift. In any case, there are rumors abound that some familiar Arkham characters are applying for jobs as Mall Cops even as you read this!
Side note: this didn't start out as an Arkham (Lovecraft) based idea, otherwise I would have added some strange Lovecraftian trinkets & things, and a Lovecraftian atmosphere. I may incorporate those ideas in future episodes as we see where this little series goes..
00:06:35 Pack of sponges
00:08:15 [Redacted]
00:10:35 Dr. Strange mystery mini figure
00:13:35 Minecraft mini
00:17:55 Adventure Time mini
00:19:45 Steven Universe mini
00:21:47 Pokemon booster set
00:28:00 Five Nights at Freddy's mini
00:30:05 Puzzle cube
00:34:30 Magic the Gathering Kaladesh booster
00:40:00 Magic the Gathering Eldritch Moon booster
00:45:53 Hot Wheels car
00:49:14 Ritter Sport candy
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
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Paul Blart 3 is looking good
MidgetPanda 😂 I would so watch that movie if Rift was the main role...
MidgetPanda It would be a whole lot better than the first two🤣
Charlie The Cartoonist and
rofl
MidgetPanda I agree
Prosecutors will be shoplifted
Shoplifters will be prostituted
@@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 LOL
@@crimsonscriticalcorner9048 Prostitutes will be prosecuted
shoplifters will be shoplifted
Liftedshops will prosecute be
when the security does more damage than the shoplifter
uh yup plot twist, the security guard kept the stolen goods for himself 🤣
@@fear4397 huh...I had no idea.
Plot Twist: ER actually stole the stuff he showed in the video.
Dawno DEADINSIDE that comma is not needed
@@keldonworley2570 I was just about to say that
I highly doubt it
Meg Spitzer r/wooosh
@@michaeldagostino69 How you gonna be late and still copy a comment?
I swear, whatever you find, I was just holding it for a friend...
That excuse didn't work on my cavity search :/
Jeremy Kyle The fact that your name is Jeremy Kyle makes that comment even funnier
Relief ASMR was it the legend 27
TheKeefa TRIGGERED
TheKeefa I swear I didn't do it 😰
I got caught stealing the extra dip from Cluckin' Bell
Big Smoke lol
Big Smoke my DDDDooooogggggggg!!!
Big Smoke ooooohhhh
Big Smoke I m crying xDDDDD LMAO
Big Smoke OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
47:03 "This doesn't look like it's been tampered with"
*5 seconds later*
"I need to open this up"
Keshaire!!! As soon as I read this he says it I didn't it wasn't even planned. OMFG
LOGIC
He just likes race cars
Keshaire!!!
Probably double checking, making sure it hasn't been tampered with.
Chocolate Hunter omg was gonna comment this but saw that u did what a cooinkydink
Son : mommy why is daddy opening my Christmas presents.
Mom : daddy seeing if you've tampered with any of your presents before Christmas
It would suck to get sponges and aluminum foil for Christmas and if you woosh you are gay
@@sanatoriumnugget6598 r/woosh and proud
@@sanatoriumnugget6598 what
@@sanatoriumnugget6598 yay i am not gay wooooo
R/Wellthathappened.
The only Security they use at the mall near me is to play Ephemeral Rift through the sound system when chaos breaks out. Everyone falls asleep and then the authorities come in with Ear plugs and assess the situation.
Elisha Long why u here?
IcyFlame wut
Elisha Long you are fine as helllll
what
Hahaha
"Gonna open this up, see if you tampered with it"
What an amazing mall security guard
Thunder0024 Gee, I why he didn't open up the foil and sponges *ironically*
+Vinny Raptor
He didn't want those c;
Ephemeral said that line as soon as I read you're comment. lol
5
True,but I would’ve done that if I was a mall security guard
*Paul Blart, Mall Cop.*
Baul Part Call Mop
Paul Blart Mall Cop, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bual Plart Mall Cop, Plual Balrt Call Cop, Cop Mall Paul Blart, Blart Cop Paul Mall, Mall Mart Paul Crop, Paul Plart Mall Mop.
CallsignBun
Kekkin' Jaj
Blarp Shart
Tart Mart
Don't mess with his barp
CallsignBun *Ikr*
Its his friend
"Potion drinking witch. Hmm, sounds like my wife"😂😂😂
Abbey Reece I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
o h .
HAHA dysfunctional relationship
Haha, I too like to joke about how dysfunctional my relationship is with my significant other.
Mine to
If I had one
Attention all units, this is officer Murray again, if someone could stop by SuperBurger™ and pick me up two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Classic
Hypergen i was searching the comment section to see if anyone would say exactly what you said😂😂😂😂
"Extra mega super cola". I wonder how much that is. I guess at least 2 gallons.
Attention all units could if somebody could stop by mc Donald's and pick me up 2 number 9,s number 9 large extra super mega dip and a large cola I would appreciate it
Hypergen you just had to say it
Paul Cop Mall Blart.
George Costanza what fuck the
George Costanza not is right that...
OK, now we just sound like Yoda.
Max Grassy are talking about you the what fuck
George Costanza make new episodes of Seinfeld
“Attention all units, this is officer Murray again, if someone could also stop by SuperBurger and pick me up a double with cheese, bacon, hold the pickles, large side of curly fries and an extra super mega cooler, I would appreciate it.”
I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard at this.
TeleDang Can’t blame you, that was hilarious XD
Tf is an extra super mega cooler?
Brodie Haddon me too
*cola
@@inhisglory960 i think he said cola
He opened all of our stuff
Viper20o why tho he should've returned it XD
*our stuff
Don’t you mean OUR STUFF
Our stuff*
here's the fourth one
our stuff*
I was expecting him to pull a receipt for everything from the bottom of the bag and have to apologize for everything.
iamthemanbearpig "glad to see nothing's been tampered with" *opens everything you stole*
plot twist: immediately after this video you show him the receipt
Josh Ainsworth fucking hell
Dayum.
Josh Ainsworth Lmao yes
Josh Ainsworth ooooooooooooo and he already opened the “merchandise”
*CAUL PLART BALL MOP*
Ball mop
I think you mean maul clart pall bop
And that comment was the day i found out i had DYSLEXIA
I had a stroke trying to read that
*B*o*P*
14:25
Rift: "Potion drinking witch? Sounds like my wife." Lmao😂
Ha ur wifee
When I shoplifted, I did get to watch him unbox it, I was just shot 6 times, like a shop from a mall is the same as a bank. The legal system is corrupt and unfair.
*I'm PAUL BLART and I approve of this role play.* ✋🏻👨🏻™
Paul Blart oh damn
Paul Blart I swear it's not mine! It's my friend's!
***** _I, Paul Blart, approve of this role play._ 👮🏻™
+Paul Blart what's with the"TM"
Paul Blart
You should have done big smokes order when you did the food order.
two number 9...
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
the ch0ice A number 7
two number 45s
10:33 my friend is Joel
28:44 my friend is Ellie
Let's kill some clickers shall we?
hate clickers
Like how he said hed steal that action figure
Tf is a clicker?
@@fmradio4908 a zombie from The Last of Us
I noticed that too 😅
This security guard is such a troll: Unwrapping things to see if you "tampered with it" and talking about random stuff lol
he never got his food
Steven184YT spoilers
Yeah you're right. He Must be the only nice cop in arkham mall.
Steven184 ye
What if there is no mall, and he's at the Asylum to treat his hallucinations he had of his old days when he was a mall cop?
He did. When you got kicked out of the mall.
It doesn't pay to shoplift. I learned my lesson (at least I got some tingles out of it)
Why hasn't anyone ever replied to this?
What the hell, IKR. A God drops in to provide his comment and no-one even gave him the reverence he deserved!
Omg I watch your videos all the time
You sir are god
Oh hey! I’ve seen this guys asmr 😃
25:08 Omfg he pulled a secret rare without even knowing
I know I went ducking insane
*fucking
Fuck
I got that card once
That's a rare i had 3 of em but not one single voltorb wtf
i wish when he mentioned the tin foil hat society he lifted his cap and had some tinfoil under it
Me too
Me too
Me too
Ruined
Ruined
Son: What is daddy doing?
Mom: Uhm, he's just in the office pretending to be a security man.
haha, i lol'ed
Fam i fucking died of laughter
😂😀
Raphael Portmann haha
I'm trying to shoplift but TheMallCop27 keeps catching me
Some say TheMallCop27 was the first mall cop
Punkblade
Born from the malls
Others say that he was the only mall cop to act like he was a police officer to then actually become one
I heard he can see through ur bag
Snipes4Dayz normies....-_-
I swear, that who ever stole the stuff has to be a 10 year old
What 10 year old steals sponges
Leak Nail maybe he really likes spongebob
An Abnormally Large Cucumber he wanna recreate it 😂😂😂
Or me
Leak Nail 10 year old SpongeBob fans of course 😂
"We have no jursidiction in Canada."
Oh thank God. Good luck from being Canadian.
Raindrop, drop top, my name is Paul Blart, mall cop
DP King raindrop, drop top, stretching so hard made my back pop
DP King pure Gold 👌
DP King rain drop,drop top
a dp king you are not not
DP King DP king!!?!?!? *^*
Warped Reality grounded...v,v
i can't believe paul blart caught me and also that he wears tin foil hats
Pizza Mozerella i didn't come here to get attacked
phil's crusty treats Why would I fucking care lmao
phil's crusty treats I wasn't really being serious but if you want to be like that I can follow up on my promise.
Pizza Mozerella i was joking
sportiflop
Me: _Runs_
Him: _Whispers_ Hey stop!
Me: What was that? I dIdNt HeAr YoU
I love how when he stole the foil for protection Murray just corrects his choice of foil because Aluminum is incorrect, I cracked up laughing.
Sir, I did not mean any harm. I was trying to get my friend Charlie Carl out of the wishing well and taking pennies. Oh? THAT bag? A Russian spy gave it to me to hold....honest.
Animated ASMR Ey, I love your stuff! Especially the test pilot roleplay
Thanks! I really appreciate it.
Animated ASMR when will the comic thing your making come out
Unbound Sounds 👋 Hello
slendy man 10 days or less until changing ASMR forever. Thanks for your patience, champ.
ER's real name
is Paul.
This is perfect.
Thalins Genohan jake
Blart would like SuperBurger.
His name is Robert Paulson
Thalins Genohan wait really?
Paul Clemmons, in fact
“Gonna open this up to see if it was tampered with” oh my God...
Zelda
@@stemed_cms1349 You madlad
"What the hell was my password again?"
Lmao the best part of the video.
"We have no jurisdiction overseas... or Canada..."
uncle uncle
What about Mexico?
David Hatcher the actual warm Canada?!
David Hatcher some parts of Canada are warm.
Joint task Force 2 I have never seen canada and warm in the same sentence.
This Dood here are some places Windsor Ontario,Vancouver B.C and many others.
I'm sorry I crumbled when he said "You need it for protection?" It's very late and I burst out laughing but worth it.
Cameron Bissett when?
Cameron Bissett Why I'm lonely
He also said “you like the sound when they’re wet” when he pulled out a package of stolen... sponges...
Him: sees sponge and foil
His head: no my son won't like that
Him: sees toys " I'm gonna have to look at it to make sure you did not temper with them."
His head:" yes my son will love these."
"You like the sound when they're wet? You find it relaxing?"
Me: Hell yea I love the sound of moistness
@@bingus.mp4257 i mean, same but...
What
this is true degeneracy
Me: (thinks the bag is full of candy)
him: (pulls out sponge)
Me: tf..?
Glide - TO lmao!
your neighbours ever given you a sponge on halloween? what’s up with that
same mine would be full of weeb stuff and food XD
@@avajohnson3510 >weeb stuff
If I'm stealing sponges...I...I just don't know what to say. I must really, really need a shower and have no washcloths or something.
Channel I'd rather steal a pineapple, you get both.
Channel kleptomania is one hell of a drug
Channel those are fucking dish sponges 🤣
You shower with a sponge??
I'm mall security for the largest mall in my state. And I don't know how to feel about this. ANYWAY. Here's how this scenario would go where I work.
1. A store will call us for a shoplifter. Our company does NOT allow us to stop shoplifters unless the tenant is trying to do so.
2. When we catch the shoplifter, they are taken back to the store they were caught shoplifting from. If the store wants to prosecute, they'll call metro police. If it's 500 dollars or more, it's a felony.
3. Either way, the shoplifters are banned from the property for a duration between 1 year and permanently, depending on several factors such as age, value of property stolen, and attitude of those caught. Their information and picture are taken and if they are caught back on property for the duration of their ban, they are arrested for trespassing.
4. Then we have to write a long-ass report for the incident.
And that's about how shoplifting incidents go. We don't take the shoplifters back to our security office and merchandise stolen from tenant's stores are handled by the tenants themselves. We typically act in accordance with the tenants. Aaannd before the obvious happens, yes, we get called "Paul Blart" on an almost daily basis. Makes me want to die.... and I hate Kevin James because of it. Oh, and it's a lot better if the radio goes around the back and over your shoulder. A lot less.... droopage in the radio line if you do it that way. AND YOUR RADIO ETIQUETTE IS AWFUL AN- why am I criticizing an ASMR video?
Because it's fun to nitpick the logic of fiction sometimes.
because its your area of work so you know how it actually works and even if you enjoyed the video will point out what was wrong in a nice way in hopes for a potentially more realistic yet still fun video next time?
Pokemon115 true tho lol
Since your name is Pokemon 115 did I just see this man pull a secret rare exucutrer and btw I know I can’t spell
Sorry forgot paul blart is hard
Other officer
“Text me your order, that’s too much to remember”
Autonomous Sensory Mall Response
Busted by a Mall Cop *#1*
Number one?!
spicyy
Uncle Bubbles look @ this net that I just found
Anna Wener When I say go, be ready to throw!
Rift has tons of single episodes series hahaha
Copter12349 THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME!
Chloe Downes ugh let's try something else
Yep. Time to see if this unopened product was tampered with.
Mall Cop: "Are you stealing all this merchandise for yourself?"
Me: "No, it's all for a friend."
Mall Cop: "Okay."
Mall Cop: "Venonat..."
Me: *DAMN IT I WANTED THAT.*
*I'd go to jail for my sponge Bob family*
Rôle play start !
Why the fck do I steal sponges ?!?
End of role play.
DreamHax it's a role play
TheJizz Doctor he wrote it in french rôle is role in english.
DreamHax to clean SHIT
DreamHax *sp0nks
xD Same, I was waiting for "myself" to steal something like jewelry, cellphones... but first thing is a couple of sponges xD
"Potion-drinking Witch; sounds like my wife."
I'm done.
Boomer
Boomer
@Troll Theory sorry I have to explain his jokes= boomer joke got it k
@@ihavespokensir42 0 years old
He never got that super burger
That camera is giving me Aperture Science vibes.
A Noir Story MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK.
Jacob Carey GET MAD!
Just shoot a Portal on the wall and another on the floor and the camera would fall off :) I think that's a portable wall.
Portal Walls are white
DerpySquid 1 couldn't the portal gun shoot portals on more than just the white walls? Or am I wrong?
Unless the cops show up and officially arrest me I ain't sayin shit!
+Penguin in Disguise then you have a dishearteningly large backlog
Easily the nicest cop you'll ever meet
For any bodies interest the light on the security camera flashes 5648 times
*_WRONG_*
The light flashes approximately once per second. The video is 55:00 mins long. 55:00 mins is equal to 3,300 seconds. So it flashed 3,300 times.
@@A_Random_Rat I like the fact that you used math to prove him otherwise . Nice choice
thanks
@@A_Random_Rat you are wrong as well due to the light only flashing every 2 seconds so 3,300÷2 would equal 1,650. Thanks.
@@logansprecher9688 video cuts a few times so its not 100% accurate
Please do another nature video rift :(
i would have this weekend with all the snow, but the temperature was far below my camera's operating temperature. But don't worry, I haven't abandoned them.
Billz666 Uncle Rift will never abandon nature :)
Glad to hear it, I love those videos! I really liked this video man, it was really good. I can tell you put a lot of time into it and it made for a great unique video. :)
can you do another of this I loved it
Would you like me to knit your camera a cozy sweater for next year?
Paul Blart really kept his New Years resolution
00:06:35 Pack of sponges
00:08:15 [Redacted]
00:10:35 Dr. Strange mystery mini figure
00:13:35 Minecraft mini
00:17:55 Adventure Time mini
00:19:45 Steven Universe mini
00:21:47 Pokemon booster set
00:28:00 Five Nights at Freddy's mini
00:30:05 Puzzle cube
00:34:30 Magic the Gathering Kaladesh booster
00:40:00 Magic the Gathering Eldritch Moon booster
00:45:53 Hot Wheels car
00:49:14 Ritter Sport candy
8:31 is alluniumium foil
You should make a shirt that says “I have been busted by Officer Murray”
The skill here is unreal, the opening few moments of this with the keyboard sounds were perfect. I'm pretty immune to the actual ASMR sensation these days (especially from creators I have followed for a long time, newcomers sometimes work) and just use the videos as a soundtrack to fall asleep to, but that did the trick.
Do you think he uses these costumes with his wife
combatak47 Oh
BOIIIII
combatak47 yeah I saw him usi...nvm
What if he doesn't have a wife? I'm just saying it's a possibility. y'know.
NCR Ranger Veteran well he wears a wedding band a lot 💍💍
NCR Ranger Veteran He's married and has a kid about ten years old.
The last video he said Joel gave us the rucksack.. this video he said we stole the goods for Ellie 🥺 last of us??
I accidentally stole a pack of socks because i forgot to put it on the check up counter. I still have it. Im a bad boy now
Oh Shit
How come nobody's mentioning the great props? The security camera's light even blinks!
So I JUST realized that Joel and Ellie was probably a reference to "The Last Of Us".
MysteryOtakuChick ye boi
Aydyn Barclay longest yeah boiii ever
This is my absolute favorite video of yours, and of any ASMR I've found! The gentle tapping you do on the playing cards is one of the only sounds that has consistently given me real ASMR tingles, and it's really rare that I get them! Thank you for making this!
Dude actually looks like the Security Guards at my mall. l think you did a great job.
Surprisingly, my favorite roleplay by far. Immersive, down to earth, and actually quite believable. Great acting!
Dalan H Agreed, he needs a show on adult swim
Dalan H Except for the part how he opened the shoplifted items. Do you find that believable? Because if so you are very un-educated.
Dalan H Same, it's my favorite
NCR Ranger Veteran come down, that's the joke. don't roast the poor commenter, they were just spreading positivity
Dalan H ok
We have a clean shaving policy here at the Arkham Mall, you're fired...
This is my favorite video of yours so far - I come back to it all the time! The gentle tapping you do on the Pokemon and Magic cards is the most tingles I've ever experienced!
49:26 didn't even know, they sell those in the states, a always thought, that's something only we Germany get to enjoy. xD
While watching this, I dropped my phone on my face. Go me.
How's your face?
SirNeutral My face is still looking as good as ever, thank you for asking.
George Gyser
Excellent.
George Gyser 10/10 gg wp
George Gyser love your profile pic! XD
How does a hamburger take almost an hour to be made?
Their segways are pretty slow
Generic Name Lazy mall cops
Generic Name it was a really good hamburger
Generic Name He likes it really well done.
It's ashes in a bun.
ordered, made, and delivered
I love how much he puts into all his videos. The editing, the mood and feeling (and the comedy 😂) all while feeling natural. Cuz other ASMRtists try to do role plays and it’s really awkward and you can tell they’re trying to hard, but he makes everything really funny and it feels so real, all while giving ASMR. and he puts so much editing and costumes into it. Like his whole outfit rn and even the camera? Like ugh this is just so great. Good job man. 💗
HE DID A TLOU REFERANCE BY SAYING JOEL AND ELLIE OH MY GOD PLEASE I WANNA MEET YOU
TFW You spend around £200 trying to get the exeggcutor secret rare and paul blart gets it on a random booster pack.
"I don't know why I'm asking you, I should be asking all the questions here." lol
is it just me or does rift sound a lot like pedro pascal in this video?
i can see him doing a good mandolorian roleplay
Idk I don’t hear it
We need more videos like this where you sneak in a unboxing into a roleplay
I love it
This was a great role play I actually work security myself lol
Me to. It's great
no you dont
@@jhall1859 goofy
@@darksector_0675 it’s not
Aluminum foil won't protect you from aluminati... I'll show myself out.
Ha Vran illuminati*
illuminaughty*
Ha Vran - I appreciate this pun
Shoplifted will be prosecuters
Plot twist:
He got the props by shoplifting himself!
Halt,You've commited crimes agaisnt skyrim and her people,What say you in your defense?
Youre stolen goods are now forfeit! We must check these potentially and most likely untampered items to see if theyve been tampered with, by tampering them
Hold on lemme just *cycles through races, skin colors and facial features*.
I think he’ll do an elder scrolls video eventually
Yesn't
IM INNOCENT.
THERE WAS NO SIGN SAYING I COULDNT STEAL THE ANIMALS, GOODDAY.
i wanna see corvus as a mall cop
Penguin in Disguise kk
This aged well
Best ER quote of the RP:
“What is this, Minecraft?”
Edit:
Real best quote of the RP:
“Potion drinking witch? Sounds like my wife”
One of your best videos in my opinion. Super creative. Love you uncle E!
I once tried to steal a halo mega Bloks pack
(I was mentally ill at the time )
the worst part was not the police
it was I never knew what I could have got
alkoal haha yeh IV dedicated my TH-cam channel to it as a reminder of the dark times
+Knight Solaire he's trying to be edgy and cool, leave him alone lol
Hayden Marshall mentally ill at the time? is that a thing or are you trying to say you were high
Dark Gemini there are kids here I can't say high but yeh
I have a family which kinda influenced negative things on me
aka I was high
Rift its my birthday 😄 thanks so much for the video perfect timing
Happy birthday :o)
GaMzEe MaKaRa thank you!!
You're welcome :o)
Happy Birthday :)
Skytriqqer thank you! 😊
I HAVE WATCHED A COUPLE OF YOUR VIDEOS. THIS ONE IS NOW MY FAVORITE. KEEP IT UP!
I cried laughing when you called the units for a second time ordering someone to fetch you lunch 😂
"Hello this is Osiffer Murry, If someone could also stop by a Cluckin' Bell and get me 2 NUMBAH 9's, A NUMBAH 9 LARGE, A NUMBAH 6 WIT EXTRA DIPP, A NUMBAH 7, TWO NUMBAH 45's, ONE WIT CHEEEZE, AND A LARGE SODA....That would be great. :)'
Penguin in Disguise do you really have nothing better to do
Yes he doesnt
Sweet Dudeee
Mack Cadarette how about a basic primary to high school level of education, to be able to spell your shitty memes properly
Obviously i way saying it the way my "shitty" meme said it, because i am witty, unlike you. I know how to spell Number, Dip, With and Cheese. Also im thumbs-upping your comment because i pity how stupid you look and i want to give you a free "Somebody agrees with my comment! :D" card so that you cant go killing yourself from depression after reading this sick burn and then have people blame me for it.
No jurisdiction over seas? I'm free to go then, Cheerio!
Shadsy The Hedgehog same
Lol
I love this video so much
One of the most creative un-boxing's I've ever seen.