@Christian Ball 2 there is a chance he could've been routinely checking out their trash for food and other stuff. Idk this is 👍 one of the coolest things ever. Do you know the thing?
@@gamete4375 There’s probably an even greater chance that not only is it his own trash, but it’s trash specifically made for this video so it doesn’t contain stuff that would make him sick considering he doesn’t mind actually EATING the trash.
Well, this man has done a world of absurd things, but never in a hundred years would I have expected him to eat pizza crust out of a trash bag. Color me baffled.
My mom found out about me watching asmr and i got the lecture of a lifetime on how it was satans work and if i ever watched it again id be grounded until i was 18... 6 years later here i am, watching ASMR every night
I can't express enough how much I love this channel and its community. Everyone is surprisingly really mature and absolutely hilarious. Have a great day dear reader, wherever you are.
For the new people ER is a unique asmrist who does things you've maybe thought about doing or either questioned why he's doing it but ER is a god and shall be crowned king of ASMR
the amount of dislikes is quite literally because the entire neighborhood found out and is now worried of what Rift may find in their trash after he's finished here
"All these food bits which I won't show you...I don't want to gross you out." I love how he can say that so deadpan with such a straight face. This video is art.
ER: "I am pretty hungry. What do you say?" Me, bolting awake from a nap: "No God, please no!" ER: *Cronches on pizza crust* Me, already crying: "NOOOOOOO!"
@Christian Ball 2 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud This was commented 57 minutes ago. And the video is 46 minutes long so your logic is "encompassed" because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing
@@Kixal07 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud This was commented 1 hour ago. And the video is 50th minutes long your logic is encompassed because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing. You know the thing right?
We just studied this in law school. It is completely legal to dumpster dive in your neighbor’s trash because the Supreme Court declared that the items you throw away are no longer privileged and therefore not private
As a Twinkie lover myself , I’m glad to inform you that they do still make them , they just arnt mass produced and shipped out but I get mine at the local grocery store
This is what it’s like in the record and book world except for food, instead of “Out of print” it’s “almost not being produced by for some reason it is”
@@donovancurtis9381 And creepy, imagine seeing your neighbor stealing your trash, then you ask him about it "oh yeah I recorded a video of me eating your trash for thousands of people"
Funnily enough I'd expect over the years that all these youtubers loose ideas and get boring yet I'm always coming back to this channel because no matter what he will pull something out of his hat of tricks no matter the legality
I've had a few of those curbside furniture shoppers swing by, always breaks my heart. At least if they can afford a vehicle, they can probably keep food on the table and clothes on their back. I feel like socioeconomic privilege is often overlooked by people who don't know how bad things can really get for the unfortunate out there, 1st and 3rd world countries alike. Stay humble and be thankful for everything, always. Have a beautiful rest of your day. Love you Uncle E.
So in college, my buddies and I would ride around in my truck toward the end of the year when everyone was moving out and collect furniture people were throwing out. Lots of couches from rented houses, lots of bags of designer clothes from the foriegn student's apartment buildings, and a truly absurd number of mini fridges. We'd collect all of it, store it in our apartment while we went out separate ways for the summer (usually I stayed for the local construction jobs), and would resell it all to students and freshman when fall rolled around. We'd end up spending about 200 bucks in gas in the spring and walk away with 10,000 each (40k total) in the fall. Usually about 40% was from the fridges and 55% from the designer crap that got thrown away. Anything we couldn't sell after a month got donated to GoodWill, turned into Christmas Gifts, or turned into spare parts for our person projects. While the money was definitely a huge plus, we mostly did it because it was fun to find cool stuff, was a fun way to hang out, test our repairing skills (mechanical and sewing), and some of us even saw it as providing a valuable service to other students who couldn't afford perfect good stuff for full price.
>eats trash pizza and drinks trash coffee "what a score" >sees rotted food tray "i dont wanna show ya. dont want to gross you out" rift is a fantastically interesting person
ER: “I’m not going to drink out of the same straw!” 17:24 Me: “Eating leftover pizza, a rotten banana, a half eaten crimpet/bagel, drinking coffee, a half eaten pretzel with goo near it, a slim Jim, LEFTOVER CHICKEN and Big Mac with fries is ok though!?”
I’d like to report someone committing capitalism for the reward. His name is ephemeral rift, and he is committing capitalism by stealing the labor from Teespring employees, to sell the fruits labor at a profit on his channel, for more than they were paid in making them.
this, THIS is a masterpiece. it has a man digging through his neighbors garbage and bringing it into his home, digging through it and then, filming it and posting it on youtube. a wonderful piece of art
If you told 16 year old me that when I was 26 I would spend an hour on my drive home from work watching a man eat his neighbors trash I definitely wouldn’t of believed you
@@The_Jolly_Jackass when he starts eating the pizza it becomes pretty apparent it's just a bit. uncle E is a madman, but he's not dumb enough to eat a stranger's thrown out pizza LOL
@@The_Jolly_Jackass There were 3 moments that really threw me off guard. The first was when I saw the title of the video. Second was when he mentioned what the law said about people's trash. Third was when he started eating.
"Sherrif's department, this is Sheryl" "Hey sheryl its tammy, Paul is digging through our trash again. Could you guys send someone out? I think he might be off his meds again"
Neighbors: catch Rift going through their trash
Rift: Imagine...if you will... a world where trash is banned
Lmao, best comment.
They call me the trash man, but you my friend... can call me the trash man;)
I can't stop laughing!
Cue danny divito cameo
This comment almost woke up my girlfriend 🤣
I like how he’s wearing gloves to not get his hands dirty, but then starts eating the trash
I think it might just be his own trash tbh
@@nickhayley nope, its on thumbnail too lol
@@duck161916 You and the other guy didn't really get the joke did you
in true ER fashion
@@Kixal07 you and the other three guys didn't really get the thing did you? You know the thing right?
He's taking the line "one man's trash is another man's treasure" too seriously
IQ has to 91
Lol
Wait until he finds a used pad or tampon 👨🏼🦲
@Christian Ball 2 You're getting so mad about some random 9 year olds name on the internet dude 🤣
Your not wrong😂
Plot twist, his neighbors are eating his trash at the same time.
so it's a mutual beneficial relationship.
The raccoons are sad now.
Are they making a video about it?
Family dinner
😂
Friend: Your taste in ASMR is trash!
Me, an intellectual: Yes.
This video is garbage
As in, literal garbage
@@emliu5000 lol
"Honey, that strange man who dresses up in a bird's costume and whispers all the time is digging through our trash again"
Fucking legend
priorities
Lol
lol could you imagine
You know what would be hilarious? If ER's neighbor is the Tourette's Guy.
Rift’s neighbors really coming through with a care package in these trying times
Wtf is "trying" about these times?
@@cummins4287 trying to sell us their bs
@@cummins4287 its an idiom
@@adriansrsa90 *idiot
@@cummins4287 *ironic considering you are the idiot here that doesn't know i spelt idiom correctly
He’s like a homeless man finally getting into his own place but still sticking to old habits.
Finally some creative jokes
I like you because you have plant gang pfp
@@elad5889 I don’t think he was talking to you lmao
you dont have pirhana plant pfp so its not for you
@@elad5889
@@elad5889 you dummy he was talkin to carl
This man woke up and said "I'm gonna eat trash today" lol
I'm gonna become a convertible
69 likes my guy
Lmao
Why not eat some trash right? :D
I survived corona to find myself watching this at 4:29 am. Am i wasting my life? good. im having fun
I’m watching this at 4:19 am, let’s waste our lives together!
@@logeyperogi1805 5:11am xd
5:55 am
3:09am
@@logeyperogi1805 holy shit its 4:19 rn
"Mum what is dad doing?"
"It's okay sweetie, he's pleasing his cult"
@Christian Ball 2 Nah dude, this is straight up a ASMR cult, the money is just a nice bonus
@Christian Ball 2 I love his videos, he deserves to earn money. He works hard to keep his cult members happy lol
@Christian Ball 2 it's a joke lol I don't either
Hahahaha
@Christian Ball 2 Ah man you got me lol all hail the rift!
ER: eats literal trash
Also ER: I’m not gonna drink out of the same straw...
He has standards
Well of course, that's just gross
Yeah thats nasty
@@treborngoochdelamarxvi9775 absolutely no way
It was the old kfc chicken for me 🤮
Idk what’s funnier to think about, rift stealing his neighbors trash or asking his neighbors hey can I have your trash
@Christian Ball 2 there is a chance he could've been routinely checking out their trash for food and other stuff. Idk this is 👍 one of the coolest things ever. Do you know the thing?
There's a pretty good chance that this is his own trash.
@@gamete4375 nonono uncle rift would never lie to us
@@gerbenzijlstra6645 heh. Of course not.
@@gamete4375 There’s probably an even greater chance that not only is it his own trash, but it’s trash specifically made for this video so it doesn’t contain stuff that would make him sick considering he doesn’t mind actually EATING the trash.
When I saw him take that banana out I was like" you wouldn't fucking dare"
Lmao it's funny
He’s just weird enough to make me think that this isn’t fake
literally
i cannot tell if its staged or not because it's literally just something he would do
Same I'm like bruh is it fake or nah
Just thinking about eating LITERALLY trash just makes me want the pop a cap in my skull
Its fake but I wouldn't doubt why people think its real, I did at first.
@@jonathanchisholm3319 I doubt its fake
Now, imagine it's not a meme, and he actually is slowly descending into madness... Damned Arkham!
Imagine, if you will..
@@SomeKrieger Cthulhu reading a book to me isn’t creative. *Cthulhu doing a review of the Big Mac from McDonald’s is creativity at its peak.*
@Christian Ball 2 littles would like to know your location
fr tho lol, i wouldnt call that madness lol cause littlespace exists
@@kovyvuri that shit is disgusting and is pedophilia lite
ER sees pizza, McDonald's, DQ, etc. *says nothing
ER sees packaged vegetables
"At least they eat healthy"
Pizza in general is not so trash since its always able to be modified like
Tomato pizza
Lettuce pizza
And anything edible.
@@abandonedlmao9433 who puts lettuce on pizza at least go for something like mushroom or onion
hell maybe even spinach broccoli or cucumbers
@@abandonedlmao9433 lettuce on pizza sounds ass
@@victorgamez8885 sounds like it wouldn't be good considering how soggy it would get
@@victorgamez8885 as a lettuce pizza I disagree
Alternate title: "Good ol' Uncle Rift being a hobo for 47 minutes straight"
Hihi you got me there
Thats a good title
I think that's just the unofficial subtitle for *every* Ephemeral Rift video
lol the name uncle rift fits him
asmrists: I am running out of asmr ideas
Uncle E (throwing away something): HmMmMmM
Well, this man has done a world of absurd things, but never in a hundred years would I have expected him to eat pizza crust out of a trash bag. Color me baffled.
It's fake bro. I hope....
Even if it's fake he ate KFC he had bitten from and left in a trash bag
bri ish
Imagine at 3am you here a rustling sound in your trash can and it’s just your neighbour saying he wants to give people some “tingles”
Honey, did you know our neighbor was a heroine dealer?
@@bravepigster 😂
Me seeing him but knowing he is a good ASMRist and he makes other people happy: shut up and take my trash!!
I wonder if his neighbor sees this video and be like: "Did... did he really?"
That's what I was wondering
Imagine this is the first video of his you see, you’d think he’s a mad man
What do you mean he is a mad man
This is my first time here. I am very confused.
Oh lord they’ve forgotten about the “Get To Know Me” video
I've seen almost all his videos... He is a madman
He's not going to risk getting food poisoning just to make a video, not worth the hospital bill.
His satire is reaching whole new levels. I almost can imagine him actually rummaging through his neighbor’s trash.
My mom would be so disappointed in me if she knew this was how I spent my time
My mom found out about me watching asmr and i got the lecture of a lifetime on how it was satans work and if i ever watched it again id be grounded until i was 18... 6 years later here i am, watching ASMR every night
@@KillerKilometers wtf that’s a little dramatic don’t ya think
@@KillerKilometers Were you raised by the tinfoil hat society smh
@@KillerKilometers how is asmr the devil WHAT?!?!
@@KillerKilometers your mom watched that asmr horror short and thought it was found footage didn't she
Anyone that isn’t a frequent of this channel and sees this in their recommended will think this guys a freakin psychopath 😆
That’s most of his videos
Right? 🤣
Are they wrong??
i frequent the channel but im not sure if this is fake or not that bananna didnt look new
@@EdelgardvonHresvelg8663 I also frequent and I'm not entirely sure either...., but hey its ER this is normal
The next version of this has got to be, “What’s in my neighbors shipping boxes?” And he just stole one of the boxes mid-move.
Is your pfp Micheal Jackson LMAO😂👀😬
he just hijacks the car with a gun
“what’s in my neighbor’s mail?”
@@Ashdoesstreaming Michael*
And no, its the Ayuwoki
I was scrolling at 12:44 in the morning getting all sleepy then I saw your pfp, and I shat myself...
Thank you
I can't express enough how much I love this channel and its community. Everyone is surprisingly really mature and absolutely hilarious.
Have a great day dear reader, wherever you are.
Takes a special kind of person to truly appreciate this content so, here we are (:
thank you
@@user-xf7wx3zk8j Yeah, no problem my man!
Ty, you too :)
I know
I love how at the beginning he puts on gloves and he says for sanitary purposes but then he’s eating out of the trash
"...I throw trash all ov- all over th' ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage!"
The 2 dislikes are from the neighbours
@Christian Ball 2 Now 10. There are working together!
Who would be mad about getting their literal trash stolen?
@@TheVikingPotato0 maybe I wanna keep the trash for reasons like food, or creating weapons of mass destruction
@@sadflix8754 yeah never know when you might get lucky and find your neighbours old uranium rods and atomic detonators
@@blegh7653 true
The million subscribers special is gonna be him setting random objects on fire I'm calling it.
That would be lit
@Christian Ball 2 k idiot.
I would like to see that because i love to play with fire myself
i mean me as a pyromaniac would get hella tingles from it xD
@Croak Mcgloak Bro what’s your problem?
Imagine if his neighbour sees this
“Oh hey that sounds like an interesting ASMR idea- WAIT IS THAT PAUL”
WHICH NEIGHBOR
This exact video deserves much more views and attention.
I feel like this is a delicate lesson to some people in the world from ER's bravery.
Hello Severus from HP.
For the new people ER is a unique asmrist who does things you've maybe thought about doing or either questioned why he's doing it but ER is a god and shall be crowned king of ASMR
Correct
His voice is very calming i dont even mind listening him talk about garbage while I sleep
“if you’re gonna go through your neighbors trash maybe not eat anything” - ER 2021
Also ER: Does that exact thing a few seconds later
“Unless you have a strong stomach”
the amount of dislikes is quite literally because the entire neighborhood found out and is now worried of what Rift may find in their trash after he's finished here
This didn’t age well
@@Skept1cal_269 agreed
@orichal1 well, u see.....
This man never sponsors anything, he is literally a legend
"It's a pizza box, let's see what's inside"
Bruh.
Stay away from groups and gatherings and don’t swap saliva.
Rift: I am immune because of Corvus concoction.
ER: "hm nasty food bits... I wont show you i dont want to gross you out"
ER 20 seconds later: *munches on a half eaten bagle*
If your neighbors don't eat the crust, you know its time to move
😂😂
I always eat my pizza bones
crust is my fav part tbh
@@captainducktape689 I prefer my pizza *BONELESS*
"All these food bits which I won't show you...I don't want to gross you out."
I love how he can say that so deadpan with such a straight face. This video is art.
This guys a legend for not having ads in his videos
- Honey, what are you doing?
- Ah I'm just whispering over the neighbor's trash
This comment is underrated XD
Alternate title:
My wife put me on a diet, so I found a way to eat junk food
Lol
where did you get your pfp? its pretty nice
I mean hes not wrong
@@pineapples8232 who me or SK?
ER: "I am pretty hungry. What do you say?"
Me, bolting awake from a nap: "No God, please no!"
ER: *Cronches on pizza crust*
Me, already crying: "NOOOOOOO!"
@Christian Ball 2 That's not how the hotel trivago joke goes.... At all
@Christian Ball 2 k idiot.
@@croakmcgloak3568 are you stalking this guy or something?
Edit: yeah you are, already five comments just searching this guy to say 'k idiot'
@Christian Ball 2 not to offend you but you kinda ruined the joke, sorry....
@Christian Ball 2 I didn’t see it that way
I refuse to believe rift did this and instead the spirit of a raccoon possessed him
Racoon ASMR you say? Hmm i wonder...
I would love to see Coon Rift ASMR
@@EphemeralRiftNO RIFT NO
ER is a true pioneer.
ASMR doesn't have to be relaxing and soothing, it can also be highly stress inducing and upsetting
RIVAR
RIVAR:Rage, Inducing,Audio & Visual Response
ER: puts on gloves* i want to protect my cleanliness
Also ER: eats pizza out of the garbage*
The duality of man
Nice Zoe pic
Very original
Hmmmm furry hmmmmmmm gay? HMMMMMmMmmmmm
@@EntropyConcept what a very original comment about my comment being very original
@@darkleomon7721 ah I see, taking the quirky passive-agressive route
I like the subtle comedy in his vids. He's overgrown professionally and can make asmr out of thin air.
Physically gagged when he got to the fries. God tier asmr
Bro the fries looked pretty good
It’s sad that people actually live like this
17:20 rift says I won't drink out of the same straw while eating literal garbage lol
"That's coke, but that's good too!" Lost my shit.
Love how there’s 181 comments but it hasn’t even been out long enough for people to watch the whole thing
@Christian Ball 2 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud
This was commented 57 minutes ago. And the video is 46 minutes long so your logic is "encompassed" because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing
@@Kixal07 absolutely destroyed
@@Kixal07 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud
This was commented 1 hour ago. And the video is 50th minutes long your logic is encompassed because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing. You know the thing right?
Commenting helps bump a video on YT. Doesn’t matter when.
@@marlonwilliams4912 I lost brain cells reading that
We just studied this in law school. It is completely legal to dumpster dive in your neighbor’s trash because the Supreme Court declared that the items you throw away are no longer privileged and therefore not private
What about businesses?
@@neko42girl42 I believe so because any documents should be shredded beforehand. Though I’m not 100% sure.
So I can walk up to a store and just take their trash it not illegal? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
@@MEme-qf2tf are you saying you were planning to steal trash from like Walmart?
@@sadflix8754 “wal-mart trash asmr - how I learned to stop worrying and love the syringe”
As a Twinkie lover myself , I’m glad to inform you that they do still make them , they just arnt mass produced and shipped out but I get mine at the local grocery store
Even some German import stores are vaveing them in stock. Also seasonal variants like pumpkin spice or double chocolate
This is what it’s like in the record and book world except for food, instead of “Out of print” it’s “almost not being produced by for some reason it is”
I was convinced the commentary was a pretty good set up, until the Twinkie. No one man will ever leave any bite of a Twinkie in the trash.😂😭
I need more of this, whenever I run out of new content, I always find myself going back to this video
I’m starting to think he actually got his neighbors trash and was eating things from it.
considering the amount of takeout in that bag, im with you there.
@@kriket67 well there is too much takeout and almost nothing that you would normally find in a trash bag
@@n1gtwhisper158 way too much uneaten food, and notice how well-preserved the ones he ate are
@MR. MITCH I know right lol
@@kriket67 if you watch his let’s eat videos he gets takeout a lot
Nobody
Rift: Puts on gloves, But suddenly starts eating the trash.
The day ER runs out of ideas is the day we re-enter the dark ages
What if like the dark ages, Rift starts thinking backwards? Wait...reversed ASMR there's an idea.
Neighbors expectation: honey, those dang raccoons got in the trash again
Reality: Man takes neighbors trash and whispers to a camera about it
If uncle E turns this into a series, he can call it “the trash man”
I love it
Does he get up in the ring and start throwing garbage?
@@MEGURMAN ofc he does. It’s behind the scenes though
its always sunny?
@@ouroborosnagyok9306 you guessed it :)
BEST case scenario he is actually eating out of his own trash and even that concerns me haha
Nah
He just bought food and put it in a trash bag?
@@marksman24444Exactly. Why did they think it was actually thrown away? That would be, at best, unsanitary and gross. At worst, it's dangerous!
@@donovancurtis9381 And creepy, imagine seeing your neighbor stealing your trash, then you ask him about it "oh yeah I recorded a video of me eating your trash for thousands of people"
I'd say he just put that pizza box in there, especially since it was right on top lol
Rift:"Pizza Time!"
Hobo's:"He is the Messiah!"
This man just does whatever the crap he wants and I love it
Whatever the voices tell him
@@sheperdofthebrahs the "Garbage Man" incident. March 26th 2021
Ephemeral is the definition of letting your intrusive thoughts win
Funnily enough I'd expect over the years that all these youtubers loose ideas and get boring yet I'm always coming back to this channel because no matter what he will pull something out of his hat of tricks no matter the legality
I've had a few of those curbside furniture shoppers swing by, always breaks my heart. At least if they can afford a vehicle, they can probably keep food on the table and clothes on their back. I feel like socioeconomic privilege is often overlooked by people who don't know how bad things can really get for the unfortunate out there, 1st and 3rd world countries alike. Stay humble and be thankful for everything, always. Have a beautiful rest of your day. Love you Uncle E.
So in college, my buddies and I would ride around in my truck toward the end of the year when everyone was moving out and collect furniture people were throwing out.
Lots of couches from rented houses, lots of bags of designer clothes from the foriegn student's apartment buildings, and a truly absurd number of mini fridges.
We'd collect all of it, store it in our apartment while we went out separate ways for the summer (usually I stayed for the local construction jobs), and would resell it all to students and freshman when fall rolled around. We'd end up spending about 200 bucks in gas in the spring and walk away with 10,000 each (40k total) in the fall. Usually about 40% was from the fridges and 55% from the designer crap that got thrown away.
Anything we couldn't sell after a month got donated to GoodWill, turned into Christmas Gifts, or turned into spare parts for our person projects.
While the money was definitely a huge plus, we mostly did it because it was fun to find cool stuff, was a fun way to hang out, test our repairing skills (mechanical and sewing), and some of us even saw it as providing a valuable service to other students who couldn't afford perfect good stuff for full price.
>eats trash pizza and drinks trash coffee
"what a score"
>sees rotted food tray
"i dont wanna show ya. dont want to gross you out"
rift is a fantastically interesting person
And edgy
@@T405_MN baka means dumbass
Man I remember when this was just you tasting beer lol
On God
Went from tasting beer to tasting his neighbors trash
What concerns me the most is that he doesn't eat the whole fries, he just takes a bite of each. What a maniac
I jus imagine him at night inna full black outfit sneaking over to their trash to take it 😭😭
Nah he pulls up in a raccoon outfit
I'm pretty shocked that a lot of people believe he actually took his neighbor's trash. Actually, nah, I wouldn't put this past him.
i think he is eccentric enough to do it
that's probably his own trashbag
ER: “I’m not going to drink out of the same straw!” 17:24
Me: “Eating leftover pizza, a rotten banana, a half eaten crimpet/bagel, drinking coffee, a half eaten pretzel with goo near it, a slim Jim, LEFTOVER CHICKEN and Big Mac with fries is ok though!?”
I watched him pull out the crust, thinking to myself, "Why does he keep looking at it like he's going to eat it?"
His neighbors:
"Where the hell did my trash bag go?"
ER:
This has got to be the best title and thumbnail combo I've ever seen. It just tells such a story.
He's called ER cause that's where he will have to go after eating that pizza
I'm lucky, I've never had 140 likes before, thanks guys!
Unique name and joke
@@buttsoop5245 thanks!
Wkwkwk das funny!
@@motorola9956 thanks!
classical joke
Rift's kid must have been delighted to help him eat so much junk food to make this video
29:09 “I don’t wanna gross you out”
>has already eaten a pizza, half rotten banana, and coffee
Don’t worry you already have
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
"I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage!"
-Frank Reynolds
It’s perfect
I’d like to report someone committing capitalism for the reward. His name is ephemeral rift, and he is committing capitalism by stealing the labor from Teespring employees, to sell the fruits labor at a profit on his channel, for more than they were paid in making them.
Oh fuck its gettin real up in her!
True genius ;D
"Stale"... *smiles* "but good!"
Next video: what’s in our neighbor’s house?
P.s. and after that is “what is in the prison cell?” video
Next: how to escape prison asmr
@@rileyblues2007 next: how to hide from the police
Underrated comment 🤣
How to not drop the soap asmr
@@dylan35_ how to stay sane after genocide Asmr
imagine the neighbours seeing corvus messing with their trash and making incomprehensible noises
this, THIS is a masterpiece. it has a man digging through his neighbors garbage and bringing it into his home, digging through it and then, filming it and posting it on youtube. a wonderful piece of art
So that's why my parents always persisted on shredding letters. They were protecting our information from this man!
If you told 16 year old me that when I was 26 I would spend an hour on my drive home from work watching a man eat his neighbors trash I definitely wouldn’t of believed you
Really hope you weren't the one driving lol ASMr at the wheel I couldn't imagine it lol
@@LawfullSpook me neither
wouldn't risk waking up in heaven😭
Holy fuck I have never related so hard
girl watch the road
"Nothing left to eat in this dairy queen cup. Bummer." I lost my shit 😂
I first thought this was a bit. Then I thought it was real. Then I thought it was a bit again. Uncle E really knows how to throw you for a loop.
Can you pinpoint the minutes you've had those changes of mind?
@@The_Jolly_Jackass when he starts eating the pizza it becomes pretty apparent it's just a bit. uncle E is a madman, but he's not dumb enough to eat a stranger's thrown out pizza LOL
@@The_Jolly_Jackass There were 3 moments that really threw me off guard. The first was when I saw the title of the video. Second was when he mentioned what the law said about people's trash. Third was when he started eating.
He acts so serious when he makes these kinds of videos so it really throws you off. Hard to tell when he'd meming or being legitimate.
@Latest Traps ;-; well the asmr isn't working on someone
If my mother walks in on this, it's much more explainable to be caught on *that* website
This is the one time I will believe that because a man wearing gloves eating trash while whispering? Yeah uh I don’t think so
the fact that his trash bag is a different trash bag makes me truly believe he walked to the curb and just walked back in with someone else's trash.
I admire Riftypoo's dedication to trying to food poison himself for 46 minutes.
please don't call him "Riftypoo"
@@kwiebus24 I know I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I read the title and laughed. Only ER can pull off such feats. Only ER.
I swear er is a god and never runs out of ideas
"Sherrif's department, this is Sheryl"
"Hey sheryl its tammy, Paul is digging through our trash again. Could you guys send someone out? I think he might be off his meds again"
"Third time this week, I swear-"
“I’m feeling brave😏”
*10 seconds later”
“I’m not feeling that brave 🤔”
RIft: "I'm not gonna drink out the same straw"
Also Rift: eats the leftovers of the pizza and banana.