Busted by a Mall Cop #2 - Officer Corvus Clemmons (ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- You've been caught stealing again, this time by none other than Arkham Sanitarium's own ASMR Plague Doctor Corvus Clemmons, who is (obviously) moonlighting as a security officer at the bustling Arkham Mall.
00:03:58 Calming hand motions
00:12:25 Chinese iron balls (with chimes)
00:17:41 Duct tape
00:19:30 Rope
00:20:55 Dust masks
00:22:26 Heavy duty trash bags
00:24:45 Drop cloth
00:27:42 Disposal gloves
00:30:02 Scrub brush
00:32:42 Slayer LP "Reign in Blood"
00:36:36 Wooden puzzle box
00:42:22 Skeleton goblet
00:45:22 Funko Pop! Davros
00:49:22 Masters of the Universe mystery mini figure
00:53:23 Minecraft mystery mini figure
00:55:56 Q*bert video game mini figure
00:59:41 Fallout 4 mystery mini figure
01:02:50 Pokemon Sun & Moon Guardians Rising boosters
01:08:48 Magic the Gathering Mystery Box boosters
01:18: 38 A special injection & lights out
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
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Reward for anyone who finds Corvus' tie that he lost somewhere in the mall.
Ephemeral Rift check in his food
Ephemeral Rift you should have bought me some food :(
Has he checked his beak? You can fit quite a bit in there
Ephemeral Rift your the best unkle E
Do plague doctors wear ties; unless he holds in inside his shirt or is it some referance from the film Paul Blart : Mall Cop?
This concept is hilarious. The uniform over Corvus' regular clothes is perfect. I love the absurd-ism of Rift's humor.
How is it absurd?
Robin Gilliver
The fact that a Plague Doctor confirmed to be from the Dark Ages is working a side job as a Mall Cop, and is still wearing his mask all the while.
That's absurd, is it not?
@@cdsatcher
No.
I'm pretty sure shoplifting is the LEAST of our worries with a xenomorph running around
Jishua God forbid a Shoplifting Xenomorph
It’s a pretty wild mall
Jishua don’t say that it’s racist
In a world like ERs lore where cthulu is real, Xenomorphs would be the least of problems
Or a dalek
Corvus has hands? I always imagined another pair of gloves under his gloves
Digital_Static their fairly new. He had them put on during the cooking segment in Arkham Sanitariums kitchen
It's like fighting a boss with two health bars, you get rid of the first pair, and BAM! There's another right there waiting for ya.
Digital_Static kinda like kakashi sensai
"This isn't even my final form."
You remind me of the meme with a guy running around on a police car and he has 2 blue buckets on his head and gets one knocked of to reveal another
Times must be tough if all of the characters have to take second or third jobs as a security guard. I guess the Sanitarium does not pay so well then, or it pays with something else entirely...
Space Age ASMR
They pay in Tingles, sadly Tingles don't translate into commonly used currency very well. Exchange rates are roughly equal to the Zimbabwe dollar to the British pound.
Alex Hackett Makes sense, thats a terrible rate. Must have been a hyperinflation of Tingles. While relaxing, tingles don't pay the bills.
Alex Hackett brilliant use of the Zimbabwe hyper-inflation crisis by comparing it to the rising British pound. I hear Greece needs some tingles.... on loan, of course.
economic jokes ftw!
Turns out paying Arkham Residents in Tingles as well as the rest of your workforce means that too much of the stuff is made.
stephen brouse tbf the British pound is only rising as it is recovering ,every time our politicians do something it drop again 😂
Something that blows my mind is how almost everyone in Arkham and the greater rift world has two or more jobs. Can they not hold down a job? Or is the economy so bad that they need multiple jobs? How much does the sanitarium pay? Are there unions? Who stands up for the plague-doctor out of work? We need answers
I'm sure they just travel through rifts to try out various professions for a while. Eternity can get boring after all. I'm sure Corvus is very happy working the jobs he has.
I DON'T NEED SLEEP!
I NEED ANSWERS!
One things for sure. If I see this guy at the door, I ain't stealing shit. Nice work once again Mr Rift
that now hiring sign makes me want to see a job interview roleplay
I like how items 2 through 7 are apparently for home repair but more likely to be tools for performing a kidnapping and homicide
Corvus is very adorable
MrStarfireninja
I love Corvus he's so cute
staph
mood
how tho
Peoples need to appreciate how well set up this shot is. The poster's spacing, the framing, the lighting... Amazing.
Sry about not keeping you updated with the patients experiments and such
We will keep you informed in the near future
Omg! You have a TH-cam account though my good doctor!
Oh my Cthulhu, hi Corvus! Patient 2123 here, how are ya?
Corvus, here's advice for facing a dalek. Aim for the eyepiece.
I just shoplifted a few toys and junk and this man is like *alright we’re gonna drug you, kidnap you, and harvest your organs*
My dad is the hash slinging slasher
how's your toy collection lmao
Terrance Cheeto man
Terrance on the hash terrible
The hash bring
Trash being
The clash be-ding
The cash ringing
I am so sorry
"Let me get my Officer utility knife"... *pulls out murder weapon*
The people who disliked where his family members.
That awkward moment when Corvus is just as bad as the theif 😂
Actually in the first video he explains that if t was stolen and is under $100 then the guards can keep it.
He owns the Asylum anyways
@@hatz1107 but professor Clemmons is the director of the Arkham Sanitarium....
But nahhh who cares , we don't trust that guy anyway..
Update: I freaking hate I commented this
"first name?”
Ayden.
"Middle?-"
Austin--
“P? As in Petter?”
Sure I guess.
Jokes on him he didn't find the memes I stole
this is exactly the combination I wanted
I always ask myself why I feel so at home whenever I relax and enjoy ER's videos.
And I will repeat myself. They make me feel so at home. Great videos :)
sometimes it looks like corvus has a gps tracking device around his neck
He does usually wear a tie. By the way, have you seen it laying around anywhere? ER is looking for it.
hands down most dedicated content creator
I'd love to see Uncle E's tax deductions. He can claim a bunch of random stuff because it's part of his job XD
I do not remember typing this... what even
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME CORVUS! *sounds of glass and falling down stairs* ow ow ow ow *thud* owie......
The original mall cop is one of my favourite videos you have made so I'm glad to see a sequel!
Just Imagine that you would've had your jewelery in that frog puzzle and then thief stealing in your house he finds this and he is like : Oh i saw this in ER Asmr vid.
the gods of tingles have blessed us
Makana Craft god my friend the god
I should probably keep stealing to get more of those Videos
Keep?
my favorite thing is when I'm relaxed and I click on an ASMR video and just as I lean back a heavy metal ad comes on at full volume into my brain
0:41 the looming shadow of corvus appears
I caught that H.P. wanted poster. Yog-Sothoth dislikes your impunity so far, and will quickly make do.
It was funny when you caught xenomorph from an egg in the office! Great roleplay mr.E, always so creative,relaxing and funny
Anyone else notice that the intro music sounded oddly like the KSP building music?
John Nusbaum Now that you mention it, it does very strangely
I have to watch your videos in sections as I keep falling asleep to them! But I'm soo intrigued that I have to watch it the next day XD
OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!
TY UNCLE E!
another great vid uncle E you should follow this mall cop theme with an interview for a job next time 😂
I'm doubting between to continue being catholic or to follow this dude as my new prophet, god, goddess or totemic Idol
I remember when I first started watching and E had like 40k. Now he has 340k and I hope he keeps growing, great work!
Oooo!! New video I'm sure it'll be just as great as all of your other ones!! ^^ keep up the great work friend!
25:18 - 26:15 i can only imagine the possibilitys of what was said XD i can think of 3 things 1 murder 2 house blew up 3 mass peeing of the pants ... dont ask about #3
this is the best unboxing video ever..... I mean.... never steal kids, stealing is wrong.
I never get tingles anywhere else except on his videos :3
As a fellow PA Southeasterner I really appreciated the Number 1. China bit. Keep up the work
Dude, I don’t think I would shop lift at a mall where one of the security guards looks like the killer from ‘’The Poughkeepsie Tapes’’ movie LOL
ASMR is just the gateway, Uncle E is far deeper.
Got a new pair of Sennheiser 558s to upgrade from my Logitech G930 headset, and the first 3 things on my list of things to listen to were Bohemian Rhapsody, Stairway to Heaven, and an Ephemeral Rift video. Nice timing on the upload!
Raining blooooood from a lacerated sky! Brutal. Our man Corvus has some good taste lol.
For 2 years now, I’ve been trying so hard to stay awake in order to find out what the perpetrator stole! 2 years!! To this very day, I haven’t gotten past the Chinese iron balls! And this is fighting with everything I’ve got to stay awake in order to see what else is in that nice bag that Joe bought! I refuse to cheat by skipping ahead...lmao this is my go to video every night! You’re a most EXCELLENT ASMRist, E.R.!
One has to wonder WHY Dr.Clemmons would have a need to secure part time work at the mall.....I do however commend him on his integrity and work ethic. He takes great pride in all his endeavors it seems. Perhaps Dr. Clemmons will take janitorial work in an Asian message parlor at some point.
this is amazingly made once again
Whatever mess we made, made Corvus speechless, so my question is, *WHAT KIND OF MONSTEROUS HELL DEMON ORGY DID WE FUCKING HAVE*?
Imagine this realistically, if the person didnt have ASMR. You shoplift, get caught, and now a plague doctor is making a bunch of weird noises for an hour
Under 1000 views club is almost out!
Me at 2am: ah Corvus will put me to sleep
Me at 5am: ah Corvus will put me to sleep
YES
NYET
NINE
He seemed so genuinely disturbed at the murder confession.
Corvus: I’ll put u to sleep with this needle
Me: The experiment now is to not put the needle in me thank you
I like how even Corvus is afraid of the thief
Officer please don't tingle me
Arrest me daddy
Haha Lol lol wth....
*_s t o p_*
Haha Lol lol OwO
Stop saying daddy your cracking me up😂😂😂
"You want anything"
"Yeah orange chicken with white rice and uhhhhhhhhhh 2 liter a coke"
Did anyone else pause the video to read all of the wanted posters? I got a pretty good kick out of that.
Idk if Rift watches Twin Peaks, but I think a video of him "talking backwards" like they do in the Black Lodge would be so awesome- not sure why this video made me think of that but yeah.
The last oath of the gatewatch pack had $15+ dollars worth of cards.
finally I can't wait to see my favor- oh, Corvus! what are you doing here?
My first time here? Officer Clemmons, you must not have a good memory, as it was only yesterday that I was charged with evasion and reckless driving on my heelys.
A non-lethal injection to aid in my transport to Arkham Sanutarium? I'll trade you my soul for a decent nights rest!
Last time I was this early they were building corvus Clemons wasn't in the sanitarium
Yes a Corvus video I am ready!
Em:Mall security utility knife
Me:That's a sword
Corvo: this is most likely your first offense
*Remembers Ark asylum*
Me: .-. Uhh yeahhh
For those on mobile:
00:03:58 Calming hand motions
00:12:25 Chinese iron balls (with chimes)
00:17:41 Duct tape
00:19:30 Rope
00:20:55 Dust masks
00:22:26 Heavy duty trash bags
00:24:45 Drop cloth
00:27:42 Disposal gloves
00:30:02 Scrub brush
00:32:42 Slayer LP "Reign in Blood"
00:36:36 Wooden puzzle box
00:42:22 Skeleton goblet
00:45:22 Funko Pop! Davros
00:49:22 Masters of the Universe mystery mini figure
00:53:23 Minecraft mystery mini figure
00:55:56 Q*bert video game mini figure
00:59:41 Fallout 4 mystery mini figure
01:02:50 Pokemon Sun & Moon Guardians Rising boosters
01:08:48 Magic the Gathering Mystery Box boosters
01:18: 38 A special injection & lights out
Tingle On!
Nathan Hill Thanks a lot, bro
01:18:38 A special injection & lights out (the timestamp didn't fully complete, I fixed it for you ^_^)
What a lovely looking man on that poster, I wonder if he owns a cat
HA! Ignatius P. Freely
I actually lol'd when I heard that.
Call Lovecraft a genius, a racist- whatever- but he certainly wasn't a shoplifter!
Can anyone tell me what the song is at the beginning? I love calming jazz tunes like that.
Planet Dolan music
Nagyobb Hal Planet Corvus.
Corvus blart: mall cop 2
Mall police ain't ever caught me (knock on wood)
The man that never runs out of ideas
ER: I want to make ASMR to help people sleep
ER: *makes a universe so interesting with quirky and iconic characters that people don't want to go to sleep*
Someone should start some fanfiction
Rift is awesome at world building
I attempt to draw these online.
@@ratedasmr7811 yup
@@fraisergallant6216 Omg whereeee
I don't even know if I watch Eph Rift for ASMR or entertainement anymore.
Don't question it, embrace it
Mel ASMR
why not both
Both! 'Normal' ASMR videos are guys and girls tapping on things. Rift's are him tapping on your brain.
Yes
I am no doctor, but that does not sound good for ur health if he is tapping on ur(or my) brain
You gotta hand it to Corvus. He's a doctor, the pope, Santa Claus, a security officer, and probably more. Dude knows how to make the most out of his part time jobs. Gotta feed his family *somehow* I suppose.
TheGreenNinjaGamer Corvus is the next Johnny Sins...
Simon Sarvari Plauge Doctors fell on hard times when the plague died out.
The Plague doctor/Corvus Clemmns n 2020!!!
@@plaguedoctormasque8089 Fix your misspelling. lol
Well it couldn't be to feed his family because he is a cook too
you know the mall needs extra security when a chair is wanted for shoplifting.
Squidly 12
As well as a mathematical equation and a dolphin.
Alex Hackett And a dead author
except pi isn't an equation, moron lol
Squidly 12 I think that's a Rick and Morty reference.
Don't you dare underestimate the power of that chair, it once took down a lion with its bare legs
Corvus isnt even being subtle.
He's just like, "Okay Im going to knock you out and the bring you to an asylum to be experimented on."
For me,I just don't care.......
If I heard that, I’d be freaking out big time.
Attention all units, attention all units
This is officer big smoke
Can someone stop by cluckin bell and pick me up
2 number 9's
A number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip
A number 7
2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda
Over and out fool
and a B O N E L E S S pizza
Thepunishers1235 You're out of chicken? Ehh some pizza would be nice
With a 2 liter of Coke.
Samuel H. Kim Memes seem to be dying as a species really
Samuel H. Kim its a zambie maymay
"it may not be fda approved, but we approve."
before its time
in case anyone didnt know, the guy on the right wanted for shoplifting is H.P Lovecraft. Creator of the cthulu mythos and inspiration of this channel itself
Cyn I thought it was so funny that he was put in the video.
I thought it was George Bush
@@mevans7380 i thought he was Mark Zuckerberg
Even death may die
You sir have taught me a thingg
You must have the weirdest basket on amazon.
Try buying gear for a biathlon on Amazon, ha, there's only so many things to do with a gun AND a ski mask.
THE MAN. THE LEGEND
Is Corvus a man though? or something more sinister....
THE BIRD!
Obagus00 He's a manbearpig
Scott Sterling probably is under that name ...... conspiracy?....
Thank you! Ignore all the hate, I appreciate people who add the time stamps.
Have you caught "Pi" yet? I've heard he steals an irrational amount of tingles, and has 3.14 charges against him.
Fortified ASMR He was recently caught shoplifting. I heard he's facing 3.14 years to life
They thought they chased him down. Turns out they were going in circles.
You’d think he’d be easier to find. I mean he has a tendency to ramble on and on.
Come on guys, you're all being too irrational
diameter times pi
I wish he had like a little name tag that said "Mr. Murphy" (or whatever the guys last name was in the first episode of this) to show that he killed that officer and took over that office and took his officer clothes.
He most likely works alongside Murphy, and was taking over his shift probably.
I believe instead of Murphy it was actually Murray, or Murrie, not sure how it's spelled.
I'll be honest, if confronted by Corvus, I probably wouldn't shoplift.
I wouldn't shoplift even if confronted by no one.
The Good kid Konata... Good kid...
The ok?
I'd shoplift to be experimented on by Corvus
Same
Corvus is just the best character I have seen ever xD really like that character for some reason.
Savage Spider It's the visual aesthetic, plus the soothing voice.
Red Ericson and the creaks of his gloves
It makes me horny
@@redericson1993 don't forget the beaking
rescuer of bananas, curer of illness, protector of malls. He is...Officer Corvus🚔
The Florida Man *boonana.
@@LuckyArceus I still remember that the way he said banana.Thats my new trigger XD
"I'm sure someone can use a hug"
that was great 😂😂
I smiled like a complete dork when he said that
saaame
301reppin' Oh. So THAT'S probably how we got that face-hugger attached to us a few weeks ago. Keep that thing on a leash, Corvus!
Toruh!
The fact that the mall has security cameras recording its own security officers doesn't sit well with me for some reason.
If Corvus isn't watching that footage than who is?
Flame Destara Really interesting point of view
I’m late, but more then likely the camera is meant to capture the shoplifters confession on tape as it’s aimed at us in the video.
The Professor. The Arkham Sanitarium has its own mall now.
I'd say other security.
Trust no one, not even yourself.
I can't get a job because of a tiny tattoo on my hand and Corvus can get one and still wear his creepy plague doctor mask
ZinnyZin It looks good to me, and it has meaning, again, to me. And I don't remember feeling a thing either so yeah. Dogshit.
ZinnyZin he didn't pay to "harm himself" and ugliness is subjective. I really don't see why you would not want to hire someone with a tatoo other than being close minded but... perhaps there are more reasons I can't see.
ZinnyZin It's okay, no worries. I understand your views on tats, and it's just fine. I never had bad experiences with people that had tats, maybe it depends on the country you live in and the general stigma, something along those lines, but yeah I can respect your way of thinking (:
Who cares about tatoos, it's like not hiring someone because they bleached their hair
No, but I know you wish it was
Ephemeral Rift should do a video about reading the puns we make
Bill Cipher Whenever I see someone comment using Bill's name and profile picture, I always imagine the comment in his voice. Weird.
Morgan Gobin Same
Bill Cipher that would be a long ass video
It would be a two second long video because nothing here is original.
arent you dead