Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep within your nature, and thou livest as a winter tree, unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burnt.
@@zekeram129 Only if character selection dictates difficulty. I just can't decide if Killian should be easy difficulty for those who are terrible at games, or insanely hard so that everyone can feel like they're bad at games.
I can't help but utterly respect the dedication to choosing cultures just because of access to war elephants. Can you imagine a people that would dedicate their entire society and cultural trajectory around making more and more dangerous armed elephants for thousands of years? Only ever being stopped because they couldn't figure out how to attach military-grade lasers on them? Then inventing nuclear weapons if only to match the PURE ELEPHANTINE POWER that they once wielded in their golden days of gatling elephants? Killian is an evil genius
One the Romans conquered Carthage they out an end to the elephant Corp. honestly like 50-50 they either get spooked and trample your own soldiers but if things go well you could have 80 elephants barreling towards an enemy line. A horrific sight
I think it's probably a common clause when advertising games that you can't mention similar games or something? Like, since they don't want people other games to get free advertisement or something
@@ITR it's a clause for shitbag developers who don't want to admit when they have no creativity. The same sploogesuckers who put the majority of the budget into paying TH-camrs to pretend they like the game instead of putting that money into actual quality. Look at something like splitgate, they openly say they made a Halo game with portals. A good developer that is making something they enjoy will openly say what they are inspired by.
@@mariaj1702 the stompy stomp is fine, the dream revelation in the last chapter is awful and kinda retroactively ruins the entire plot through time shenanigans.
Hey I’m from the future, and that is in fact quite accurate. In 50 years the Norwegians will drown us all in black gold and conquer what remains with their secret hovercrafts
i feel thats a little too specific you might need to expand it to the general topic of edible things but i don't know much about game development or whats a wide enough topic
@@henryp9671 Hinduism, one of the biggest religions in India, has an elephant god named Ganesh. In the Civilisation game series, very similar to Humankind, India is represented by Gandhi, who through a quirk of a programming glitch in the original game becomes very aggressive once nuclear weapons are discovered. This became a running joke, and is now part of his identity in the series, to the point that it's now deliberately programmed in that he will go hard on nuclear weapons once they become available.
"Americans are a warlike people that do not consider themselves warlike. America is an empire that really does *not* want to be an empire." - George Friedman, geopolitical analyst
@@JollyOldCanuck "Merry Christmas Canadians, said the opposing Germans, poking their heads above the trenches and waving a box of cigars. In response, the Canadians shredded them apart with machine guns." 1915, WW1 Christmas Truce
@@CausticSpace My previous comment was a joke. Canada has never been truly neutral in its existence, we’ve always sided with the US and UK in matters of foreign policy and war.
There is a funny history to the wig thing. Some history thing I watched said it was just one judge somewhere back in the day who was bald, he was a big deal so everyone wanted to copy him. You are talking about people who would request the surgery to have stones they didn't have removed because someone famous did, so eh.
This reminds me of the time Inferno Cop got scammed into buying people bread at the pyramids. Truly, life moves in mysterious ways. He still ate it btw.
ikr imagine being known for republicanism when your country had a failed revolution and multiple try's at their republican model. They're on their fifth Republic!! Jk I love escargot, royal STI's, and Edith Piaf
It's true. If everyone had the same culture, norms, mores, religion, and moral code, the world would be pretty damn good. I know, ironic coming from a self proclaimed heretic, which is specifically the opposite of a one faith world.
I don't understand how you're not more famous Killian, your content is always fun to watch and there's also lore! I hope we get to find out who you stole that hat from, hope you have a good day!!
"Playing as Siam I can't just just declare war in the need of freedom or... maybe spicy food?" As someone who works in a Thai restaurant, yeah Kilian they absolutely can go to war over spicy food
"Which to pick? The fun district or the garrison? I have a genius idea. Let's put them next to each other. That way, fun is government-mandated." This man is a genius ahead of his time.
@@eliass596 People who care enough about France to maniacally try through bashing to make themselves feel less inferior, I assume. That is you and most of the English speaking world.
@@dodorus966 just banter i guess, and don't act like British people are treated any differently. I actually like France! And im glad that you like it too, I'm your upstairs neighbour, a Dutchy!
for other players wanting to focus on megacity building: you'll want to focus on stability instead of industry, the Zhou unique building is balanced specifically to counteract the penalty for attaching territories.
"There's a Japanese comic with a questionable ending where giants walk across the earth" cries in 139 also i'm commenting this the day after the anime adaptation got to the giants-walking-across-earth part.
2:37 I actually didn't know what game he was talking about, I was thinking maybe it's civilization but wasn't sure. I realized I was right when I noticed that he was avoiding the word "civilization".
"You can't call us heretics, it's in the name."
Damn heathen.
those non-believers...
Apostates, apostates everywhere!
Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep within your nature, and thou livest as a winter tree, unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burnt.
Cursed blasphemers! :D
Damn religion’t
"what a clever way to get a contract breach"
Im dying lmao
No civilization allowed lmao
@@mafdutra What? What did you just say? Whats that C-word?
@@lotrlmao1648 did that guy just say Cilantro? my earpiece went all fuzzy.
Sega Sponsoring this video officially makes Killian part of the Sonic canon. Get to drawing that terrifying fanart, kids.
I suddenly want a Sonic Mania DLC featuring Killian.
Kilian the Red Panda for Sonic Adventure 3?
Specifically of his feet or with Mpreg or vore
@@zekeram129 Only if character selection dictates difficulty. I just can't decide if Killian should be easy difficulty for those who are terrible at games, or insanely hard so that everyone can feel like they're bad at games.
Kilian was already part of the Sonic canon, didn't you searched the fanarts before commenting
I can't help but utterly respect the dedication to choosing cultures just because of access to war elephants. Can you imagine a people that would dedicate their entire society and cultural trajectory around making more and more dangerous armed elephants for thousands of years? Only ever being stopped because they couldn't figure out how to attach military-grade lasers on them?
Then inventing nuclear weapons if only to match the PURE ELEPHANTINE POWER that they once wielded in their golden days of gatling elephants?
Killian is an evil genius
I have one simple request, and that is to have elephants with freaking laser beams attached to their heads
This comment is a shill poster
Hmm, when will Kilian try Evil Genius 2?
One the Romans conquered Carthage they out an end to the elephant Corp. honestly like 50-50 they either get spooked and trample your own soldiers but if things go well you could have 80 elephants barreling towards an enemy line. A horrific sight
I'm still low-key disappointed that Kilian never got his robot elephants
'The big problem with religion is the fact that there are other religions' accurate 10/10
I love Killian's running gag about his love for DYSTOPIAN MEGACITIES.
"gag"
Not a gag
And his love for oil
@@MetalKingII Oil!
@@alexdeleon2138 COAL! That's the BEST FOSSIL FUEL!
9:59 "I could pick Swindon..." *Norwegian anthem blares*
But I didn't hear panzerfaust at all
It's always a good day when killian posts
I always forget Im subscribed to him until I suddenly get a random video after half a year in my box.
killlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllian
One L
The bestest day
Very true
Those questionable giants in that popular japanese comic with a questionable ending had elephantlike feet so this is probably canon.
crunch
@@nerdygem8620 roll
"They are still mad 1000 years later about the longbows." I died
I don't think so, They won the 100 years war after all..
They’ve won… but at what cost?
@@ledfloyd1054 What can you say ?
You are victim of an unjust war, for an 100 years. No wonder they got God on their side at the end.
@@ngamashaka4894 Edward Longshanks did nothing wrong
Are Amplitude really specifying that sponsored videos cannot mention "Civilization"? That's hilarious.
Admitting that its a straight up Civ rip-off is absolutely a mandate from the lead designer, Mid Syers.
I think it's probably a common clause when advertising games that you can't mention similar games or something? Like, since they don't want people other games to get free advertisement or something
He is probably not allowed to compare them, but not being able to use the word is a gag
At least it isn't a complete civ ripoff; territories, territory merging, combat, district make it different enough imo
@@ITR it's a clause for shitbag developers who don't want to admit when they have no creativity. The same sploogesuckers who put the majority of the budget into paying TH-camrs to pretend they like the game instead of putting that money into actual quality. Look at something like splitgate, they openly say they made a Halo game with portals. A good developer that is making something they enjoy will openly say what they are inspired by.
Kilian casually dropping a reference to the classic anime Neon Genesis Attack on Titan
Neon Genesis would be better for it.
Come at me.
@@poliwag9570 allright fam here i come
>comes close and gives you a hug< :)
@Stellvia Hoenheim I liked the ending tbh, dont think it sucks, it depends on who you ask
@@mariaj1702 the stompy stomp is fine, the dream revelation in the last chapter is awful and kinda retroactively ruins the entire plot through time shenanigans.
@@scotcheggable Imo it's fine, idk
The Norwegian National Anthem playing as you hovered over Sweden somehow upset me greatly.
*Swindon
Why must you share such dark knowledge. I can't unhear it anymore.
Hey I’m from the future, and that is in fact quite accurate. In 50 years the Norwegians will drown us all in black gold and conquer what remains with their secret hovercrafts
@@discountskeletor3326 I’m never going back to Stockholm, Stefan!
At least it wasn't the Syrian National Anthem
Oh shit, I got that email too! I didn't respond because I'm waiting for the highly-anticipated (and sure to be superior) sequel:
Cobblekind
i feel thats a little too specific you might need to expand it to the general topic of edible things but i don't know much about game development or whats a wide enough topic
Why hello there Mr Cobbler
Hmmm I knew this explains how I discovered your channel
2027 is the date
There might be a mod for that methinks
"I'm taking poland"-Kilian Experience 2021
That quote would certainly cause a DELUGE of mixed feelings in most Poles *cough cough*
Founds a religion based on the worship of an elephant god, ends up nuking the world. I see what you did there
Then... Killian.
"I hate Killian!"
"Killian killed my parents."
(Who gets the reference?)
And now so do I
@@DrFoggyPants I do not simplify it for me
@@henryp9671 Nuclear Gandhi
@@henryp9671 Hinduism, one of the biggest religions in India, has an elephant god named Ganesh. In the Civilisation game series, very similar to Humankind, India is represented by Gandhi, who through a quirk of a programming glitch in the original game becomes very aggressive once nuclear weapons are discovered. This became a running joke, and is now part of his identity in the series, to the point that it's now deliberately programmed in that he will go hard on nuclear weapons once they become available.
“War culture: Americans”
Well at least they’re recognizing that we have culture now
Canadian culture is about doing the opposite of what the United States is doing, so I guess we’re neutral pacifists now.
@@JollyOldCanuck That’s what Civ VI thinks
"Americans are a warlike people that do not consider themselves warlike. America is an empire that really does *not* want to be an empire."
- George Friedman, geopolitical analyst
@@JollyOldCanuck "Merry Christmas Canadians, said the opposing Germans, poking their heads above the trenches and waving a box of cigars. In response, the Canadians shredded them apart with machine guns."
1915, WW1 Christmas Truce
@@CausticSpace My previous comment was a joke. Canada has never been truly neutral in its existence, we’ve always sided with the US and UK in matters of foreign policy and war.
2:37 lmao I love that they included in the contract that you can't compare it to Civilization or even mention it.
Imagine asking a video game racoon to play a game about humankind
HE'S NOT A RACOON HE'S A RED PANDA THEY'RE DIFFERENT
@Mette B its a gaming trash panda
@@MIersetting335 no it’s an educational channel hosted by a raccoon.
@@helloiamenergyman he's a racoon learn Kilian lore
I don't have to imagine anymore!
0:49 guys look kilian finally managed to change the wallpaper
You forgot to say: 'and that is the Killian experience.' 😢
I guess it wasn't the Kilian Experience
It's the "Humankind™ available for purchase on the link in the description" experience.
He generally only says that for garbage guides.
"The problem with religion is that there are other religions." you dropped some unexpected wisdom on us
Honestly, if I were a game developer, I would absolutely want you doing a video on my game.
"What a clever way to get a contract breach." Very nice, sir.
Kilian making both AoT and EoE references in one video? Truly a blessing day
Just to be sure. Where is the eden of the east reference?
Man, I love AoE and EE games.
is EoE end of evangelion or eden of the east? (whatever that is)
@@purelizardmilk6598 Kilian referenced the song Komm Sußer Tod from End of Evangelion
two of my favorite franchises
“Improvised feel with a close deadline…” sheesh feels like my annual performance review right there
3:22 "gather four resources then you click next turn and hours lost" had me. Hhahahahahahaha
As soon as Killian brought up the elephant horde, i KNEW there was going to be an AOT reference. Well played.
On that day, the Poles received a grim reminder
There is a funny history to the wig thing. Some history thing I watched said it was just one judge somewhere back in the day who was bald, he was a big deal so everyone wanted to copy him. You are talking about people who would request the surgery to have stones they didn't have removed because someone famous did, so eh.
balled
lol
This reminds me of the time Inferno Cop got scammed into buying people bread at the pyramids. Truly, life moves in mysterious ways. He still ate it btw.
RIP Hellfire Boy
That "big mommy lizard game" wasnt a lumeris Reference, was it ?
hey hey people
@@Ryukuu1 hey hey indeed.
Yeah, it was. Although I was sure she was a big mommy fish, not a lizard.
@@Ryukuu1 I wonder if the merchant's guild also sponsors Kilian.
AMPHIBIOUS
MOMMY
MILKERS
Red Panda Jesus always uploads exactly when he is needed most
Get out of here nerd
@@BlackTarHeroinUser no
All hail the Red Panda Jesus!
he is not a red panda
This looks really cool, I'm surprised a game like this hasn't been made before.
Hahahah…. Sid Meier’s
@@predawndisc7894 Pirates?
@@vladikusi8385 He clearly meant Alpha Centauri.
He meant civiliz...
*_*loud gunshot noise_**
Bullying the French is my favorite pastime.
:(
@@rayzell4633 (:
Hard to believe since you appear to still breath.
ikr imagine being known for republicanism when your country had a failed revolution and multiple try's at their republican model. They're on their fifth Republic!! Jk I love escargot, royal STI's, and Edith Piaf
Killian's version of come sweet death caught me off guard, what a masterpiece
And when humanity needed him
Most, he vanished
*10:15*
Lol, even Killian didn't like the ending.
Probably because Eren didn't finish the job, the lazy bastard, the filthy humans should have died!
If Eren killed off all of humanity and all of the Titans then that would include him too because he’s a Titan shifter.
"civrrruuggh.... what a clever way to get a contract breach" LMAO
If Sega makes a game called Kilian the hedgehog that whould be great
I'd like to see gameplay like from Earthworm Jim.
Killian the red panda, you mean?
@@ulfjohnsen6203 NO! That whould be a PR disaster is there a single game with our "sonic" or "hedgehog" in the title?
"A big problem with religion is that there are OTHER religions."
Bruh.
Bruh.
Hes right you know
It's true. If everyone had the same culture, norms, mores, religion, and moral code, the world would be pretty damn good.
I know, ironic coming from a self proclaimed heretic, which is specifically the opposite of a one faith world.
@@changer_of_ways_999 What do you mean by Mores?
@@poliwag9570 When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that's a more~
@@drnolegs797 I like your response more than I should.
I like it when Kilian has random outbursts of frustration.
I don't understand how you're not more famous Killian, your content is always fun to watch and there's also lore! I hope we get to find out who you stole that hat from, hope you have a good day!!
Not sure what I just watched cause it didn't end with 'and that is the Kilian experience'
Kilian they probably assumed as a Swede you might want to roleplay as a civilization
Return of the king! I love it when he uploads
wtf is the usernames of the reply section
the famuse japanese series with giants wallking accross the earth with a questionable ending got me ngl
I didn’t know this one had character customization!! Also there are so many culture choices!
Can't wait for 45 minutes of Kilian bullying the French
*nods feverishly in Australian*
@@DaRealKakarroto Do Australians dislike French people ? That sounds so random. Do French people even care about your existence ?
@@dodorus966 Asking "Do ______ people hate the French?" Is like asking "Do all humans breathe?"
@@dodorus966 as arch enemies for several hundred years, it's kinda more like a love-hate thing.
@@dodorus966 1.2 million Australians are first generation British immigrants, so assume they hate you as much as the actual Brits.
"What are the Dutch gonna do"
Sail up the Thames and fucking set shit on fire mate. That's what they did to us.
"Playing as Siam I can't just just declare war in the need of freedom or... maybe spicy food?"
As someone who works in a Thai restaurant, yeah Kilian they absolutely can go to war over spicy food
as a brit looking forward to that "bullying the french" video
As a french, not so looking forward to that "bullying the french" video
Not like you viscous creatures can manage it on your own.
As a [DATA REDACTED], im not looking forward to people starting a fight in this reply section.
HONK, I’m also excited for whenever Killian makes a Bullying the French video.
I'm going back to hibernation guys, wake me up when Killian uploads his next video!
Loved the half-hearted non trademarked Kom Susser Tod
"Which to pick? The fun district or the garrison? I have a genius idea. Let's put them next to each other. That way, fun is government-mandated."
This man is a genius ahead of his time.
Kilian where are you? The world needs you. -I- need you!
purposefully conflating the classical era with classical music. "yes, Mozart." had me laughing/good joke
That’s because the classical artists were a bunch of hippies pretending and claiming to be deep and thoughtful intellectuals.
Its Endless legend + Civilization.
I refuse to believe you got paid.
Choosing Siam gives you elephants with machine guns? Now I’m interested.
thermal nuclear missiles are my favorite species, other than the red panda
What about alpacas?
I only wanted to see red panda civila... culture!
And then watch their culture become a dystopian megacity
Help kilian, the bots are taking over
as a french, i can say that i am still mad about the longbow. and yes our kings was better than your peasants
The French Kings were only ever badass in the Scandinavian Viking times, so yes Killian is rightly justified in mocking you French people.
Oh I can’t wait for the bullying the French video. Can’t wait
It's so sad to be French. To be everything others want to be and to be hated for it.
But it's fun too.
Who wants to be French lol
@@eliass596 People who care enough about France to maniacally try through bashing to make themselves feel less inferior, I assume. That is you and most of the English speaking world.
@@dodorus966 just banter i guess, and don't act like British people are treated any differently. I actually like France! And im glad that you like it too, I'm your upstairs neighbour, a Dutchy!
It`s the last night before school starts.
Thank you for uploading today
The "future kilian voice but not adding this in a separate recording" part made me grin
This was a very civilised video
I'm always on to -Bullying the Fren- play some Turn based strategic game where we can create Very big cities
He's always sayeing "we as humens" or somthing simular.
Is he a Human in a red panda robotsuit?!?
I have a sneaking suspicion this video might be sponsored
kilian you gotta do an Attack on Titan video now that you've mentioned the questionable ending! :D
It was only a matter of time before we got the Humankind video.
I hope the sequel has you picking which species to rise up as. I want to play as sapient bears.
@Kilian Experience, off topic but thought you would appreciate this, the Red River Zoo in Fargo, North Dakota just had some Red Panda pups born!
Killian🙏. He returned when we needed him most.
for other players wanting to focus on megacity building: you'll want to focus on stability instead of industry, the Zhou unique building is balanced specifically to counteract the penalty for attaching territories.
1:56 that was one of the origins of why the fashion came in
I mean this is what i was taught in history class so not sure what the problem is
"There's a Japanese comic with a questionable ending where giants walk across the earth"
cries in 139
also i'm commenting this the day after the anime adaptation got to the giants-walking-across-earth part.
I love how this passive aggressive shitpost made me want to play the game, they knew who they were recruiting for the video.
fastest click on the west
Kilian rising an elephant army in a 4X game? The Kilian and Darkmane collab is getting closer.
6:52 Big missed opportunity to call it "The-Bees"
Thumbnail: Reject humankind
Me, a cultured person: return to monke
I love you, man. Never change.
Top tier video as always. Keep up the good work.
This is how all advertisements should be. Ryan Reynolds should be worried, there’s a panda looking to take his job…
9:59 using norwegian anthem bc it’s better than the swedish löl!
You're a mad genius when you're under pressure.
The end of eva reference got me so hard,
I'm on the edge, I don't think my laptop can handle people thinking that they're in a simulation.
9:00 yes, i always have 3 bongs in the morning
Wait... were you talking about clocks?
I love the fact, that he mentions that the pyramids were not build by slaves (and that he makes it sound like an off hand joke).
At least you didn't have to play as a manatee
"You can't call us heretics, it's in the name."
Damn heathen.
3:27 like endless space and endless legend
KILLIAN OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. You make me feel warm inside.
Even when it's a god damned ad kilian knocks it out of the park
What is that sing that plays around 9:22 ? I swear I hear it a lot
If only there was a video to explain what great things happened in the 80s
2:37 I actually didn't know what game he was talking about, I was thinking maybe it's civilization but wasn't sure. I realized I was right when I noticed that he was avoiding the word "civilization".