"The manatean hivemind quickly vored the entire planet" "The fleet became corrupted, making them attack each other and wanting to be vored by the manatees" I'm starting to see what's so evil about them.
I need more of that red panda jazz, also Jazz Killian's voice makes me happy. "He's a man of the law but a criminal on the saxophone." That whole bit was gold
@@Minebama Do you even own the game? Or are you too confused between the two because you repeatedly watch the Minecraft parody Fallen Kingdom on repeat 24/7? When you make a game in STELLARIS you get the option of modifying how many F A L L E N E M P I R E S there are in your game.
You see, it is stories like this that make me remember why I'm a historian. I can't even tell you how much my chest swells with excitement when I read about The God CFO.
The red pandas science was so advanced, their TV shows actually had good endings. Their most popular show was called Game of Thrones. Unfortunately, the show was at the end of its sixth season when the Manatee-Red Panda war started. The show was forgotten, left unfinished, for years. Until humans found a copy on Earth which fell from space together with the red pandas. Human peoducers liked what they saw and decided that they would air it, while their science would progress far enough to finish the show with two more seasons to have a good finale. The red pandas warned the President of the United States, the EU's High Representative for Foreign Affairs, China's Paramount Leader and the UN Secretary-General that this was a dangerous idea. The humans laughed at the pandas. "What's the worst that could happen?"
There is one thing you havent talked about Killian. At what point did the red pandas joined Chaos? Or are you the only one that worships the ruinous powers?
You forgot about the Dolphins, the Panda's mortal enemy. The Dolphins already conquered the multiverse, and they used this universe to make the pandas feel empowered.
God dammit Killian I am addicted to your videos I literally watched and rewatched all your videos and have no idea why i can't get enough 🙈 Stay great and keep going 👍🏽
I honestly wish that I could forget this video, because the payoff to the setup right at the start is so good, I wish I could experience it again for the first time.
You used "Emperor's new Groove PS1" music for the alpacas. I respect you even more for using this sacred soundtrack. I have every single ost of that game on my phone and listen to them regularly.
Wtf? This is like a story written by a 5 year old who somehow has discovered the allmighty power of video editing. One of the most entertaining videos on TH-cam I have seen in a long time. 10/10, would watch again. Will. Will watch it again.
4:29 only 2 empires remained That 1 system-sized green thing at the red panda empire , and that 2 system-sized thing near the manatee: *U SURE ‘BOUT THAT?*
The thing i like is he always makes a unique? Extraordinary? Different? Scenario and even if they aren't funny I watch it bc of the ending. I really want to meet with Killian irl. He is so goddamn creative about stories and stuff.
I feel like I'm losing so much of my IQ that I'm actually getting invested in this video, but I'm also gaining so much wisdom. Lol 😁 Keep up the great work Killian.
This Video Was For The Subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
Here you go, Stellaris
Now So Long And Thanks For All The Grapes
Kilian Experience hi kilian
i like what you got
Nice reference killian
THE MAD LAD MADE A STELLARIS VIDEO
Praise the omipanda
“Science so advanced, their T.V. shows had actually good finales”
Well I’ll be damned...
Plus one for being Breaking Bad.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Just air good anime shows on TV. You're welcome, humanity. You're bloody welcome.
@@Bidmartinlo well some people are too spoiled and don't want to taste the essence
@@TerminaBroTheFirst Indeed. Not all can have such _exquisite_ tastes in both culture and... *INHALES ... _art._
How did the manatees get so powerful?
Simple. They lowered the difficulty setting to Cadet.
Like he said. *The most evil species in the galaxy.*
While playing devouring horde when the server rules said no gestalts
It clearly said NOTW but did they listen? No. Someone always breaks the rules
Evil
Sorry i don’t understand star trek fans
The Disco Federation will use Earth,Wind and Fire to attack Jupiter
And later they will explore uranus
Master Mind but only when Jupiter has aligned with Mars, and the Moon is in the Seventh House.
They may need the help solar energy, may I suggest a Sunshine Band
Pandaman so they can let the sunshine in?
On a non-cloudy day
0:52 if you are talking about red pandas why would you just show us a tree?
Yeah I thought that too. Weird
what tree ?
It's Kilian, what you expect?
I thought the same. But it's Kilian, what you expect?
If you look very closely, you can see a red panda in the background... maybe
HOLY STELLARIS
Is... Is this the closest we're going to get for Stellaris in a video?
YES
What is a "Stellaris"? That video was clearly made from nothing but archival footage.
@@milessumida6770 Stellaris is an ancient intergalactic information archive. They even named a video game after it
Must mean he played Stellaris to get the footage
It is a Stellaris play through if you look carefully... ;3
Well, I guess that happened.
"The manatean hivemind quickly vored the entire planet"
"The fleet became corrupted, making them attack each other and wanting to be vored by the manatees"
I'm starting to see what's so evil about them.
I need more of that red panda jazz, also Jazz Killian's voice makes me happy.
"He's a man of the law but a criminal on the saxophone."
That whole bit was gold
This video is basically:
Virgin Manatee vs Chad Red Panda
vs *Jazz Kilian*
vs Thad Alpaca
The answer is surprising
Finally video about his greatest enemy he promised me in the reddit.You're good man, thank you
I literally saw this comment in a dream 1 month ago and now I'm scared
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 DEJAVU IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
@@valletas I used to get deja vu once a month when I was little. But now I can't think of any cases from the last few years.
@@Zaire82 i get it all the time
Fake memory is a bitch
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 déjà rêvé, not déjà vu
('already dreamed' instead of 'already seen')
google it! it's more common than you think
Not the most evil but the biggest and definetly the smartest animal : Grongoooo (with singing voice)
GRONGOOOOOO
Lore significance is astounding
one of the greatest minds in the killian cinematic universe
@@daedula7457 pettion for KCU (killian cinematic universe) to cross-over with MARVEL
How dare you? Animals are mortal. Grongo is not.
So, are the Red Pandas and the Manatees... *Fallen Empires?*
Somebody make a mod of this.
@@Minebama Empires*
@@Minebama Come fall on top of my Di.C.
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My Distinguished Curriculum
@@Minebama Do you even own the game? Or are you too confused between the two because you repeatedly watch the Minecraft parody Fallen Kingdom on repeat 24/7? When you make a game in STELLARIS you get the option of modifying how many F A L L E N E M P I R E S there are in your game.
@@Minebama Well
Kinda your fault tho
No one watches minecraft stuff
@@Minebama That's your comeback?
The most sold game?
can we get a full version of that stayin alive cover?
i would kill for that
I would die for that
@@Not_Lilly42 I would kill this guy for that.
I would stay not alive for that
Let's be honest we would all do anything for that
Killian sings stayin alive.
This does put a smile in my face.
THIS. DOES. PUT. A.
~smile in my face, smile in my face
"HA. HA. HA. HA." I loved it when he sung that.
That "Staying Alive" bit was so well done
Red Panda/10 would stay alive again
-IGN
I start playing stellaris.
kilian make a video about stellaris.
if this isn't a marriage proposal, I don't know what is it
th-cam.com/video/IlwIcTsmERw/w-d-xo.html&t=201
A stalker proposal
Looking forward to expansion of the Killian Experience Cinematic Universe.
In 2 years we will get the killianvengers
Hmm alpacas are what red panders were looking for first
Captain Red Panda, the First Kilian Experienver
Nice Stellaris video, but you know what Kilian really should play next?
Stellaris.
No, it was a documentary film, not a game
In one day, we will get Stellaris related video
This video has so much Kilian lore
You see, it is stories like this that make me remember why I'm a historian. I can't even tell you how much my chest swells with excitement when I read about The God CFO.
Of the spaceships which landed on Earth, one of them landed in the fields which would eventually become home to County Cornwall.
"He's a man of the law, but a criminal on the saxophone." Thats just too good
The red pandas science was so advanced, their TV shows actually had good endings. Their most popular show was called Game of Thrones. Unfortunately, the show was at the end of its sixth season when the Manatee-Red Panda war started. The show was forgotten, left unfinished, for years. Until humans found a copy on Earth which fell from space together with the red pandas. Human peoducers liked what they saw and decided that they would air it, while their science would progress far enough to finish the show with two more seasons to have a good finale. The red pandas warned the President of the United States, the EU's High Representative for Foreign Affairs, China's Paramount Leader and the UN Secretary-General that this was a dangerous idea. The humans laughed at the pandas. "What's the worst that could happen?"
I appreciate the tiny 40k references here and there (Red Panda fabius bile and that sweet Mechanicus chant soundtrack)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Lathrix is that you
Yes.
I approve this message.
@@khorne5869 I am your biggest fan
Craniums for the cranium chair.
"His a man of the law but a criminal on the saxophone"
Killian whatever you took making this video, I'll take 10.
Justin Y. i have replied to justin y first thats one life goal check
yeep
Ate nothing but grapes for 2 weeks
You're everywhere aren't Cha?
Justin is part of that notification squad
Various scifi songs used are from
Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus Soundtrack
Yes, I am too lazy to post them separately
The rest are Katamari Damacy ost and the Stayin Alive song
@@ordinarytree4678 There's a second of Undertale too.
That fucking soundtrack, its so unreal and weird but in a good way
There was also the Mass effect 2 suicide mission theme for like 5 seconds
Kilian needs a medal for using the mechanicus ost.... I need more of one of my favourite soundtracks mixed with the kilian experience
“The best animal is obviously the alpaca”
“When I see potatoes I uninstall the game”
**confused screaming**
No one:
History channel at night: [this video]
So...No one says anything...including History channel at night?
@@miguelpadeiro762 fixed, thanks for pointing that out.
Adding "no one" to a comment doesn't make it funny
@@danizk0 Too bad, the internet thinks otherwise...some good memes die quickly, other bad ones live longer for some reason :(
Boy I wish.
A new video after only a week something strange has happened
This has forever changed my perception of Red Pandas
Hi
There is one thing you havent talked about Killian.
At what point did the red pandas joined Chaos?
Or are you the only one that worships the ruinous powers?
He does not follow chaos, chaos follows him RED THINGS FOR THE RED PANDA!
The Manly Inquisition of the Manly Man Emperor of Mankind declares this HERESY....
A Red Panda version of Fabius Bile? Never thought I needed something so much until I found it. Thank you, Killian. Thank you!
Pandagelion 1.11: You Can (Not) Stay Alive
Nice Gigguk's EVAbriged reference
What are you doing here? The video isn't even finished yet!
Oops, u got me
I am looking for people who mention the thing i thought was funny
Trolligarch Whatcha gonna do, arrest me?
Yeah...the video is finished
Trolligarch but it is
You forgot about the Dolphins, the Panda's mortal enemy. The Dolphins already conquered the multiverse, and they used this universe to make the pandas feel empowered.
Ah, yes, the water gangbangers.
Not funny, didnt laugh
You watch Kilian? All previous transgressions are forgiven
Their chatter noise contain the secrets of star travel and the the deep mysteries of science.
Also this man is total no life who wastes away watching TH-cam all day from his mancave crying and making funny comments.
Your content hasn't stopped getting more confusing every video yet. Keep it up
I just understood that Alan experience is a reference to Alan Turing, it took me over a year.
1:10
I love you Killian, always choosing the best video game music for the background.
God dammit Killian
I am addicted to your videos
I literally watched and rewatched all your videos and have no idea why i can't get enough 🙈
Stay great and keep going 👍🏽
This could be a good sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Jacob Collins yea, I mean YEAH of course!
I have no idea how you come up with this stuff but I love it so, so, much 😂
Kilian's channel is one of a kind, it is the best 😂
kilian lore is much deeper than i imagined
OBJECTION!
The best species is the red panda, lamas can at best have second place
Those are alpacas though
HOLD IT!
Poodle moths are underrated
Killian! great job keep up the good work! You are a great narrator!
4:00-4:10 WE NEED YOU TO DO THE FULL SONG NOW!!!!!!
Alpacas aren't just the best animal. They're the strongest, most beautiful creature as well. Smh Kilian I'm disappointed.
Gregg From Discord ahh finally someone has noticed our undeniable beauty and power
Gregg From Discord opinion wrong due to having the worst danganronpa character as profile pic
@@hamstercow6219 Wow. Who's the best then? Chihiro? Himiko? Please don't tell me your favorite is Mikan.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold spongebob's soul for 62 cents
Lies!!!!
Stop stealing comments buddy
@@brazgazz Yeah, because jokes that are in a lot of comment threads are stealing. Wherever you saw this first is probably also stolen.
@@danielh572 what the fuck?
Thank you very much for this Journey of laughs, Killian :D
Looking forward to an "Elder Scrolls" like RPG were you play in this universe and stop the manatee uprising.
Is it the Red Panda named Killian?
Comrade Kilianski. You know, ever wondered why are the called RED?
I thought they were all associated with the Minnesota Redskins
But what do i know..... i dont even like Minneso........i mean nfl........
u guys okay?
I thought for a while that Killian was supposed to be a Racoon.
In my defense I am actually color blind.
@@lisavogel7860 red pandas are not actually red
4:15 is my new ringtone
Honestly killians videos are all lil masterpieces, unlike any other content on youtube. weird as fuck, but refreshing and funny. i love it
When you realise this is the kilian origin story
I thought this would be a documentary video but it turned out much much better, subscribed.
_THE BEST, THE SMARTEST, AND THE MOST EVIL ANIMALS ON THE PLANET..._
*Logan Paul:* Hold my noose
I mean 1 out of 3 isn't terrible
"Guys you think i can make a pikachu by tasering this dead rat?"
The way it came back around was AMAZING!
When you use a Persona track, it warms my cold black heart.
This channel is my favorite educational channel on TH-cam
We finally got our stellaris video and now I don’t know how to feel.
I honestly wish that I could forget this video, because the payoff to the setup right at the start is so good, I wish I could experience it again for the first time.
@ 2:08 is that Sabaton? Caroulus Rex?
You used "Emperor's new Groove PS1" music for the alpacas. I respect you even more for using this sacred soundtrack.
I have every single ost of that game on my phone and listen to them regularly.
So yesterday I saw a red panda on a book cover and i said “kilian? Is that you?”
TheOfficialHauntex ok
Wtf? This is like a story written by a 5 year old who somehow has discovered the allmighty power of video editing.
One of the most entertaining videos on TH-cam I have seen in a long time.
10/10, would watch again. Will. Will watch it again.
the disco federation lives on in our hearts
5:37 talking about the invention of computers and putting the soundtrack of "The imitation game" into the background ... I see what you did there
4:29 only 2 empires remained
That 1 system-sized green thing at the red panda empire , and that 2 system-sized thing near the manatee: *U SURE ‘BOUT THAT?*
Those were democraties, not empires.
Those weren't empires t
This is genius. Seriously best stuff I've seen it weeks.
I was almost ready for Killian to go AH AH AH AH at 4:09
EDIT: I WAS NOT READY
The thing i like is he always makes a unique? Extraordinary? Different? Scenario and even if they aren't funny I watch it bc of the ending. I really want to meet with Killian irl. He is so goddamn creative about stories and stuff.
When you got 1 hour for your important exam, but Kilian uploads...
This needs a part 2
wait a second... was that red panda
FABULOUS BILE?
This is what should be in history books
The best, smartest and most evil animal is sjögurka
I dig the Mechanicus track you used. Such a bomb soundtrack
”The manateean hivemind quickly vored the entire planet”
OwO
HES BEEN CORRUPTED
I’m late, but as a stellaris fan, the amount of effort that went into this is simply amazing!
weird flex, but okay, continue
I don't know about the smartest, but red pandas have the best taste for music of all animals, that's for sure!
Never think I would see a red panda in an Astartes Power Armour
Boi was I wrong
tHiS Is AGAiNsT ThE COdEx asTaRTes
These travel guides are so good ive already booked a trip to mountains
The corruption is already here. We aren't humanity. We're...
Hu-manatee.
Best documentary I've seen all year.
Cool vid
I agree
Looks at time
Wait you haven't watched it yet
So much warhammer 40 000 content here I can see ! with Stellaris and Kilian combined, good video indeed.
These darksouls lore channels are getting too far
It’s so freaking good I love killian’s content
What's a red panda? I only know video game racoons.
Best Video on this channel!
Sorry, what about bisons?! Their floof should make them the most evil
flööf*
Yayyyyyy new killian video ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Honestly lights up my day
Thank you ☺️
Daym just 3 secs after release. Certainly first like and first comment 👌
No
Banu İŞLER haha
no
The fate of the disco federation was a _tragedy_
The reason Red Pandas are the best at Camoflauge because they always bathe in the blood of their enemies.
I feel like I'm losing so much of my IQ that I'm actually getting invested in this video, but I'm also gaining so much wisdom. Lol 😁
Keep up the great work Killian.