Jocko Willink 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @patrciaclemons8183
      @patrciaclemons8183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jocko is quite an outstanding

    • @loveurlife4ever1
      @loveurlife4ever1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jocko: Can u communicate too much with people?
      Theo: Yes, that’s what this podcast is

    • @markdavis8430
      @markdavis8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm hiding for a cereal of bowls going missing

    • @timsoom7027
      @timsoom7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think SEALs are the worst people to get advice from. Talk to a garbage man and figure out how he or she got it together. Nobody I know is laying in freezing water for days and not sleeping for a week at a time.

    • @BigSizzle88
      @BigSizzle88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timsoom7027 wrong, I’d rather aspire to be someone who’s accomplished more

  • @freezinnhiphop5435
    @freezinnhiphop5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    Jocko: Have you ever trained ju-jitsu?
    Theo: I mean ive chased like a small animal around the house.

  • @cameronfielder4955
    @cameronfielder4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Jocko is a really good dude. Despite his bad-assery and success he’s so kind, understanding and positive when helping others. He’s a very rare breed.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cameron fielder leaders we need

    • @cameronfielder4955
      @cameronfielder4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Rex true that brother

    • @Herks969
      @Herks969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes literally a text book leader

    • @banditpicasso
      @banditpicasso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A gold standard of a person

    • @Its_LumberJack
      @Its_LumberJack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really think Jocko should run for president. He is an ideal leader.

  • @bozazz
    @bozazz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    Who’d have thought that Jocko would be a more fun, laid-back guest than Bill Burr.

    • @0dious
      @0dious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Yeah, I did, but to be fair, burr always comes clean about being an asshole ;)

    • @Webbie2689
      @Webbie2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Literally any person who has ever witnessed Bill Burr on any podcast ever.

    • @thomasfoudy1141
      @thomasfoudy1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Jocko actually appreciates Theo and his humor. If you listen to Jocko's podcast, you will hear him say "hitter" quite a few times. It cracks me up. But Bill Burr is a self absorbed prick who rambles to himself for hours at a time multiple days a week. Don't get me wrong, I like Burr, but him as a guest on podcasts is fucking annoying. He's a terrible guest. Guy is only good at talking to himself or talking to people he looks up to/respects (like Rogan or Seinfield).

    • @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef
      @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      fuck bill burr

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jordon Webb simply untrue, did you even watch it?

  • @MarcusC245
    @MarcusC245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Jocko: No one's awake in my family when I work out.
    Theo: No one's awake in the world.

    • @Shagadelics1542
      @Shagadelics1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah I liked this one too

    • @johnnolaniii652
      @johnnolaniii652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I come back probably every other month for this joke.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's at 1:03:20...for anyone looking.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only work out when nobody is awake in the world happens every once in a while especially when it snows a lot

  • @lawrencemikesell4788
    @lawrencemikesell4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    Jocko: "People always ask... well how did you get this way?"
    Theo: "You obviously got bit by an American Eagle."
    23:20

    • @Supergecko8
      @Supergecko8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmao

    • @kylekyle9919
      @kylekyle9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Imagine schaub ever saying something that clever.

    • @SpeSalviApostolate
      @SpeSalviApostolate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That nervous unsure laugh right after

    • @liamleonard9120
      @liamleonard9120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Kyle even if he said it the way he said it would annoy me

    • @KorDawg91
      @KorDawg91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lawrence mikesell fucking gold

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2466

    Theo is such a motivator. I'm actually going to stand up and walk to the toilet instead of diarrheaing in my pant

    • @PlumpPotatoRump
      @PlumpPotatoRump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Gang gang son!!

    • @MAFFSKI666
      @MAFFSKI666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Nick can we check back in with this dude at some point please?

    • @jorson4960
      @jorson4960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      GET SOME

    • @arkaitzplaza1540
      @arkaitzplaza1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Proud of you man

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Baby steps bro👍

  • @syberpsychosis
    @syberpsychosis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    “When you order that grey block hitter!" Lost it when he said that lol.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why was that funny?

    • @sea-snake8315
      @sea-snake8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ervin Abrahamian i think its funny when theo says hitter for some reason

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sam Forbes I get it, but it's still not funny, that's the part I don't get, so many people liked that part, why don't they expect Jocko to be a longtime fan? Do they think he's just in the gym all day with no access to TH-cam?

    • @bittupal99
      @bittupal99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp??

    • @NOISETAG86
      @NOISETAG86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RavenTale 9:00

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Jocko's social skills and gift for holding interesting conversation with just about anyone is off the charts

    • @willwillisproductions159
      @willwillisproductions159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has the confidence and humbleness of a god

    • @rktsnail
      @rktsnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup cause he worked at it for years. Studying and learning how different people operate and being smart enough to subordinate his ego. He isn’t committed to being some tough guy who pretends like he doesn’t have a sense of humor. You have to have very high emotional intelligence to be a leader of men, especially an officer in the seal teams

    • @moldyzucchinis3251
      @moldyzucchinis3251 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really breaks through that navy seal archetype and shows a balance of emotional intelligence and empathy with a healthy dose of reason, thoughtfulness, and discipline. seems like a really good guy to listen to.

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially with all that he’s been through.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moldyzucchinis3251 don’t you mean Navy Seal stereotype?

  • @thanks1obama780
    @thanks1obama780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    Jocko: "Like, what sport are you really good at?"
    Theo: "I'm really good at, like, outdoors"
    Jocko: "That's not a sport, bro."

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @islanti watch the whole HITTA!

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @islanti Dont let your responsibilities get in the way of church brother

    • @awvcreative
      @awvcreative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @islanti @28:31

    • @part2624
      @part2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’m decent at outdoors

    • @johnwillis5279
      @johnwillis5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I pictures Theo with his mullet walking around hitting things with sticks

  • @charwest5892
    @charwest5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Theo and Jocko are two examples of opposite sides of the spectrum of Manhood. Together they are quite informative and fun to listen to.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Daisy Duke it’s like big brother and little brother.

    • @TheSpaniard
      @TheSpaniard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Underrated comment. Together they definitely show off some of the best aspects of masculinity. I wouldn't quite say the "opposite ends of the spectrum," but definitely very different sides of the same dice.

    • @ImAnEmergency
      @ImAnEmergency 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @J E you saw a golden opportunity and took ir

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Men like Theo can exist because men like Jocko are willing to do the killing

    • @full8127
      @full8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The goofy but wholesome side of masculinity and the motivated warrior side of masculinity.

  • @ddmirolli
    @ddmirolli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Well, obviously, you got bit by an American Eagle!"
    The single best description of Jocko

    • @Nesseird
      @Nesseird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the best?

    • @Stj209
      @Stj209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jordy Driessen
      Single best, not second best.

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Theo needs to get Jocko back on. The perfect balance of light hearted comedy and awesome life advice. Plus Jocko has the ability to get Theos humor

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Jocko: “If youre a powerlifter, youre stronger than me”
    Theo: “I’m not.”
    Jocko: “Ye-well, not you.” 😂
    1:27:10

  • @scottfrayn
    @scottfrayn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Surprising but Jocko's personality is the perfect complement to Theo's goofy humor.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Cuz Jocko is goofy as hell too, but capable of mass murder

    • @diplomat1218
      @diplomat1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was thinking the same exact thing. The combination of silly goose time + jocko’s seriousness is perfect

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So was Jordan Peterson.

    • @lucasharris4209
      @lucasharris4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@diplomat1218 there's no silly goose time without daddy

    • @c9hr0ni4c
      @c9hr0ni4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jocko has a very underrated sense of humor himself.

  • @KILLER6969er
    @KILLER6969er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Jocko: "People ask me all the time how I got this way."
    Theo: "Well, Obviously you got bit by an American Eagle."
    Classic Theo

  • @ronin_11b94
    @ronin_11b94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    The best thing in this episode is when Jocko says “grey block hitter”

    • @Goldiegirl6240
      @Goldiegirl6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ronin Al hit-er

    • @eismndmsoaidhndmsm
      @eismndmsoaidhndmsm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ronin Al lmfaoooo you can tell he was waitin to drop that one

    • @brianmaher22
      @brianmaher22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      08:56 - haha

    • @lufteze2916
      @lufteze2916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can somebody explain that to me ? :))))

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lufteze2916 no!

  • @julianbehrends4529
    @julianbehrends4529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Theo: "Its cool... you are on a journey kinda"
    Jocko: "YOU'RE AT WAR!"

  • @dusttur9713
    @dusttur9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Jocko: It's called monk fruit, which is....
    Theo: Religious, no?

    • @halfmoonbardo550
      @halfmoonbardo550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How fck I’m dead. He delivered the line perfect

  • @jikaajikaaa2050
    @jikaajikaaa2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The Navy Seal who gets up at 5am everyday to do kettlebell swings and the guy who can’t stop
    smoking, watching porn and telling jokes , it’s the yin yang symbol come to life 🤣

    • @Josh93B
      @Josh93B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Perfectly balanced, as it should be.

    • @jikaajikaaa2050
      @jikaajikaaa2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Josh93B True. And btw this was a joke. I love both these guys. Legeneds.

    • @The_Fit_ness_monster
      @The_Fit_ness_monster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *4am

    • @cali9460
      @cali9460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @JohnRobertDaley I go to bed at 4am and nobody says a damn thing

    • @spirit8144
      @spirit8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the duality of man

  • @Gmenpg
    @Gmenpg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    I love how Jocko gets his humor. He does better than Rogan to be honest

    • @cheyneigh4915
      @cheyneigh4915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Thank you for being honest

    • @ericphillips6708
      @ericphillips6708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well deep down jocko has got a sense of humor. Hes actually a funny dude that can take s joke

    • @tidothesloth
      @tidothesloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He even imitates Theo once in awhile too

    • @endtoend11
      @endtoend11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Just a very intelligent guy

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chey Neigh idk why but that cracked me up😂 lmfao

  • @joeday6410
    @joeday6410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Theo: “So there I was fighting this raccoon with my 3rd cousin behind the neighborhood burger palace”.
    Jocko: “I feel like we got a little sidetracked here...”.

  • @inerevaraskedforthis
    @inerevaraskedforthis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Jocko's face when he hears that "fatherhood is easy" was priceless.

  • @BigRazz18
    @BigRazz18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "This guy has been drinking his own plasma i think." - Theo

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Theo Von is the weirdest interview ever. He seems completely serious, then every so often he'll unleash a random comment that makes me die laughing, and the person talking to him ignores it. I love it.

    • @ptaylor3304
      @ptaylor3304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He gets deep also. And he moves between them seamlessly. He’s just real to himself i think.

  • @chrishamor744
    @chrishamor744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Theoretically, I like where you’re at, but you’re not quite there scientifically.”😂😂😂😂

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I like the chemistry between them, it’s nice to see Jocko in a softer way.

  • @tripp7426
    @tripp7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “You’re like elbowing across the graduation stage” 🤣 can’t believe that got nothing

    • @shbp21
      @shbp21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Theo's so witty that a lot of his quips aren't picked up whether its Joe, Jocko, or rarely but even Jordan Peterson. Then again knowing you'll have millions listening to you I don't blame them trying to keep their own train of thought on track rather than trying to keep up with Theo Vons crazy connections.

    • @hahaha1365
      @hahaha1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elbow CRAWLING

    • @tripp7426
      @tripp7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @shbp21 I don’t blame guests when they don’t catch his quick, subtle humor, cuz some of it even gets by me sometimes, but blatant hilarity like that deserves a reaction in my opinion, unless the person is afraid of making an unfunny reply and falling flat. However, I give jocko tons of credit for leaving the excess bravado at the door and joking around with Theo a lot more than people probably expected, and by his Theo references he’s clearly also a fan of his comedy. Ironically, Bill burr, who’s an actual comedian, can learn a thing or two from this retired navy seal commander about how to let loose, drop your ego and have a good time.

  • @james.notorious
    @james.notorious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I love how Theo uses this podcast as a low-key weekly therapy session.

  • @taylortyler999
    @taylortyler999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    20:30
    Jocko- "I was motivated to just snuggle in to bed."
    Theo- "Yeeeea huh?"
    Jocko- "But no..."
    Theo-"Yea... No No No!"

    • @bullbythehorns808
      @bullbythehorns808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That had me cracking up, lol. Theo thought he was going in the opposite direction.

    • @WestCoastIrk
      @WestCoastIrk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lol Theo is hilarious dude i don't even think he knows it sometimes

    • @westbaynuggets22
      @westbaynuggets22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So happy you caught this hahaha

    • @ghostshipone
      @ghostshipone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha.. Theo changed direction 4 times in the space of 5 seconds

    • @GypzKing
      @GypzKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This absolutely killed me. Totally caught me off guard

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I loved seeing Jocko warm up to Theo in the first TPW he was on, but him going from "I don't take luxury days" while scowling at Theo to "that gray block hitter" is just magic. Truly nobody can resist the Rat King. Gang gang.

  • @KatotownUSA
    @KatotownUSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I’ve been at such a low spot that I feel so weak that I’m too embarrassed to reach out to friends or family, and have lost the want to even help myself. Jocko’s awesome for coming on.. I was being lazy, moping around this morning, just letting youtube auto play this popped on and a lot of what Jocko said resonated with me. Just wanted to say thanks. It was like a hidden dose of medicine that I really needed. Subbing to Jocko now

    • @tonightwithtim8987
      @tonightwithtim8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Juan Ulysses reach out to a friend. If your friends or family can't or won't help you pick yourself up then you should find some new friends. Maybe your friends are part of the reason your down currently. If you need help never be afraid to ask. There are strangers who are willing to help. Go for a walk, run, jog, talk to someone in line at a store. Compliment a stranger and strike up a small conversation. You will be a blessing to them and they may be able to help you too. You got this.

    • @jasongenova4284
      @jasongenova4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree. I was laying in bed all day too and this podcast inspired me to start a masturbation marathon. Shooting ropes all day son!

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Genova Peter North 2020 #RangeWeCanBelieveIn

    • @alexmatthews180
      @alexmatthews180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The final question in this episode
      "How to increase confidence?" Is a roadmap on how to get after it.
      www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkpfP1udNOc0&ved=2ahUKEwiotbLp7pLlAhVf7XMBHVsSAaYQwqsBMAF6BAgIEAU&usg=AOvVaw2OhLbcauxHoqX1IBoW0MYJ

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gang gang buzz buzz 4:30am 4:30am

  • @Torymorgan9
    @Torymorgan9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I love how much Jocko appreciates Theo's humor.

  • @NigelOdinson
    @NigelOdinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Theo ‘Yeeeeeeeee’
    Jocko ‘That’s a no then’
    Theo ‘Yeah that’s a no, but it started with a Y’
    Ahahahaha

    • @sethrydberg7981
      @sethrydberg7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cracked me up x'D damn what a funny podcast

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a "y'know"

    • @georgemargaris
      @georgemargaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      32:11 😂😂👌👌👌

  • @PEbro34
    @PEbro34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Theo drinks energy drink: “I don’t want to join the ROTC this afternoon”

  • @jakenorth4811
    @jakenorth4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Theo: "I was trying to make a bad joke."
    Jocko: "A really bad joke."
    Theo: *The face of true fear*

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake North - timestamp?

    • @goofhunterx5846
      @goofhunterx5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@3dheadcreeps87 1:11:11

    • @0dious
      @0dious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know about fear, but it's was the most amazing podcast moment of the year.

    • @TheMrbrowniie
      @TheMrbrowniie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake North what did Theo said?

    • @andrzejklein7846
      @andrzejklein7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That is the face you make when you don’t wanna look scared when you die, but you end up looking like a constipated caterpilar

  • @christianmadden1301
    @christianmadden1301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Cool seeing Jocko laughing and kinda shooting the shit as compared to his podcast.

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well said, I was just thinking that.

    • @kylecooper8657
      @kylecooper8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He laughs more on this podcast then I ever see anywhere else, i love it. Especially now that it's the second time they're together tou can tell they're way more comfortable

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kylecooper8657 that's almost every guest it seems

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      th-cam.com/video/m362RDYMF9c/w-d-xo.html
      This is a "deleted scene" from Jockos podcast and it's fucking hilarious!!! Him and echo shooting the shit

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the magic of theo ( well known as the dark arts)he makes the most serious people laugh just because of his ramblings.

  • @keeganriley6341
    @keeganriley6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is my favorite matchup right here! I love how Jocko constantly says "get that hitter, like Theo" on his podcast

  • @johnaugustin5447
    @johnaugustin5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Wow I've never seen Jocko smile and laugh as much as he did on this podcast. He's usually a lot more serious and stoic.

    • @james87367
      @james87367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's because Theo is very charismatic and easy going. On top of that he's very funny also.

    • @ThePunkin04
      @ThePunkin04 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is laughing at how dumb Theo is

    • @Sam-tg6ee
      @Sam-tg6ee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePunkin04 really don’t know how you picked that up from this lmao… Theo is just hilarious

  • @matthew0221
    @matthew0221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I don't expect everyone to be on the same bus I'm on." That's a truly enlightened thought...especially in this day and age of "You have to agree with me and my thoughts, or you're wrong."

    • @kylekyle9919
      @kylekyle9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're too caught up on the internet and/or you live in those areas that are concentrated with thise type of people. If I never used the internet to see what others have to say, where i live in California youd never know theres a p.c. culture. Its only a small minority of people who think SJW way.

  • @varencilator
    @varencilator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Talk about discipline, this man is taking notes in the middle of a podcast

  • @bitcointrader8586
    @bitcointrader8586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle" OMG

    • @wreccen
      @wreccen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was gold

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Theo "I should go for a gym" Von

  • @tinakmayo
    @tinakmayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You're at war, you have a mission, that's awesome" that statement is true for all of us. We've each got a mission.

  • @stefanobajos6627
    @stefanobajos6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Theo is so lovable man. He’s plays allot and never gets hung up on anything. There’s zero pretension with him, on the contrary, his nervousness and/or awkwardness or mistakes are transparent and just add tremendously to the comedy

  • @antnee8377
    @antnee8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Theo : " what you think 5 or 6 minutes to get me to tap out?!"
    Jocko: " uh... Under a minute."
    Theo: " WHAT IF I WEAR A REALLY SLIPPERY SUIT?!!!"

    • @DMU386
      @DMU386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ant Nee what if its real windy?!?

    • @tattooed92
      @tattooed92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I'm good in the wind"

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    made my day when Jocko said YOU GET THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER hahaha

  • @imell372
    @imell372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Gang gang from Rwanda.
    Yes, we're everywhere.

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Say hi to Simba for me

    • @VikCalo
      @VikCalo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dam that's dope ! Blessings back from Miami 🤜💥🤛.... Viva Chango 🇷🇼

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@elvatosquatcho ha. ha. Haaaa. So original! 😒

    • @imell372
      @imell372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cyrilchannie5120 He's pretty much a genius.

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elvatosquatcho you're just brimming with creativity, aren't you? Lol, have a good day, Buffalo Burr.

  • @zapsst2060
    @zapsst2060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jocko saying "get that Grey Block hitter" made my day.

  • @rezaasadi890
    @rezaasadi890 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    20:32 is pure gold
    jocko: I was motivated to snuggle into bed.
    theo: yeeeeaah
    Jock: But no
    theo: yeah no no
    theo is effortlessly funny

  • @mnandor
    @mnandor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Weird how two totally opposite type of people have such a good chemistry

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're both good listeners and open to new ways of looking at things which makes for great chemistry

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo gets along with pretty much anyone! Wish I had that ability

  • @AustinAwake
    @AustinAwake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Jocko a big father figure for Theo for sure

    • @portpatrol
      @portpatrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Jocko is a big father figure for Merica for sure

    • @matthewwilkinson2523
      @matthewwilkinson2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Jocko is a father figure for the entire world

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@matthewwilkinson2523 Jockos prolly a father figure to the Holy Father

    • @joshblack4407
      @joshblack4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Theo - "daddy Jacko baby"

    • @dustinbailey9644
      @dustinbailey9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hit em with that triple f alliteration. Gang gang

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Jocko’s laugh when Theo talks about the chick with short hair had me rolling. Such a genuine laugh to Theo’s humor. Love it!

    • @jmiegs80
      @jmiegs80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Totally! I hope they use that bit in the new animated clips!

    • @rccola561
      @rccola561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Susana Sunshine what’s the time stamp?

    • @C94H
      @C94H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rccola561 1:13:50

  • @antonrudenko8242
    @antonrudenko8242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Theo: You couldn't even imagine having a personal trainer. Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle... :D

  • @akuma.kris996
    @akuma.kris996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Jocko deserves to be on that wall as a Simpsons character

    • @drmilogreen6346
      @drmilogreen6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @J E A lot of them are comedians like Thoeo. I agree that Jocko should be on there though

  • @kakarotwolf
    @kakarotwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how after the first one Jocko is so much more himself, and relaxed, and so is Theo. Like when they first did a podcast together you can kind of tell they didn't understand each other very well yet, and now it's like they've been buddies for years lol you can tell they probably studied each other's material a little more, and probably talked more after. It's much more natural now, I feel.

  • @wakeup6723
    @wakeup6723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is the only podcast jocko will open up on.. Pretty cool especially after watching his Dakota Meyer podcast that was pretty intense and it's cool to see him lighten it up every once in a while

    • @demolitionwilliams
      @demolitionwilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't possibly be 100% serious around Theo

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I know a gay buhddist. Everyone called him a monk fruit and I'd say that's not very nice

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated needs to be pinned

    • @popeyedoyle6360
      @popeyedoyle6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His name wasn't Jocko Willinks was it?

    • @ethans.4929
      @ethans.4929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This sounds like a Norm MacDonald joke lol

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a Booty-ist.

  • @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93
    @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    dog just died, wife just left me, lost my house, stubbed my toe, stepped on a lego.......
    me with tears: "gud"

  • @zerubbabelsbridge
    @zerubbabelsbridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jocko: you start off as an E1, and then work your way up.
    Theo: I'd start off as an E-wok!
    Jocko : yeah, for AWHILE 😂😂

  • @simonmccamus7817
    @simonmccamus7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel Theo’s pain! Getting stuck with ADHD-inertia. The worst. Love the “go do-it without a plan, you’ll figure it out” tactic. 🙌✨

  • @vitaltradition4801
    @vitaltradition4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The difference between kids drinking coke now and drinking coke back in the day is that kids back in the day would then be outside running around all day instead of glued to an electronic.

    • @jackblackfan4202
      @jackblackfan4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They both throw up cause coke is trash

  • @samscupoftea4947
    @samscupoftea4947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You can tell Jocko likes Theo. Good to see two guys having a goof laugh. Good work Theo!

    • @Evan-qh9fs
      @Evan-qh9fs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because theo is so comfortable and honest with who he is as a person. And Jocko loves it lol

    • @weszillich2880
      @weszillich2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Real recognize real

  • @Tommybgoode
    @Tommybgoode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Jocko: I was motivated to snuggle in bed
    Theo: OH YEAA
    Jocko: but no, you gotta...
    Theo: oh no, no

  • @nobody-ly9ef
    @nobody-ly9ef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jocko always impresses me more than before with his authentic, solid, and completely squared away attitude.

  • @RiXiE16
    @RiXiE16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Theos escalation from eating a pizza to sleeping outside 🤣

  • @mr.hemlock1900
    @mr.hemlock1900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jocko just sitting there with a grin listening to Theo talk cracks me up...

  • @bengerhardt3949
    @bengerhardt3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Do you understand that question Theo?"
    " uhhhhh, i guess he means....no I don't"
    I fucking love Theo lmao

  • @hunts7626
    @hunts7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “That hose pipe.. hitter” I love jocko so much

  • @rsn9394
    @rsn9394 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how jocko responds to theo. He genuinely opens up to him and treats with a genuine friendliness. Doesn't shy away from talking about anything.

  • @andrewvaccariello6431
    @andrewvaccariello6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The absolute most underrated part of this episode is Theo asking Jocko:
    "Were y'all playin' Ho Chi Minh?"

  • @MrDCRex1988
    @MrDCRex1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "I hope you're doing some kind of stretching protocol."
    "EeeeEeeEEEeEeeeeEEEEeeeeeee"
    "That's a no."
    I died bruh.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Rex wait, what the fuck bro?

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ducking DREX hitter over here, sorry for stealing screen names. 😂😂

  • @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160
    @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Theo and jocko should host a podcast together.

    • @Sha0linShadowb0xing
      @Sha0linShadowb0xing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rat and the Cap

    • @doughatfield8725
      @doughatfield8725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They balance each other well. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m not sure it’s a sustainable relationship.
      Once a year interview? No problem.
      Working with each other on a weekly basis?may expose some personality conflicts lol

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *quite conversation in which a war torn veteran emotionally details losing his two closest friends and limb*
      *heavy sigh*
      “Alright, back to this hitter”

    • @ChiliDawgActual
      @ChiliDawgActual 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YIN & YANG PODCAST

  • @nikeplayer90game
    @nikeplayer90game 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Even this guy who’s a badass treats Theo Von better than Bill Burr lol

    • @shadihaddad7
      @shadihaddad7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Exactly. There's nothing badass about how Burr carried hinself... Sad really :/

    • @redneckcanuck8359
      @redneckcanuck8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you cry at 1:11:14 ???

    • @hunts7626
      @hunts7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a bit feisty

    • @MrDCRex1988
      @MrDCRex1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Jocko is a real quality man. He gives great advice while maintaining humility and humanity. He doesn't talk down to people. He levels with them. Bill is funny as anyone don't get me wrong, but he's a whiny little bitch next to Jocko. Burr fixates on stupid shit while Jocko is a mile down the road just moving on. Onward mentality bruh. Keep booking your real friends Theo!!

    • @drakeandjosh007
      @drakeandjosh007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bill burr is egotistical asswipe lol he’s funny but kinda thinks he’s hot shit

  • @oakerz-
    @oakerz- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t seen many Theo von episodes, but that call between them and the 22 year old with the baby was probably my favorite Theo von moment ever. Such a wholesome and positive conversation between them.

  • @bs431980
    @bs431980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These 2 should make a buddy cop movie

  • @dv2033
    @dv2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    " When people meet you, do they think youre gonna be violent" lmfao Theo is off the hook lol

  • @ffnovice7
    @ffnovice7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jocko is genuinely smiling and laughing this episode. Brightens my day

  • @justinfuzzyhat
    @justinfuzzyhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Jocko Willink is everyone's dad

    • @cletusspartacus
      @cletusspartacus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      justinfuzzyhat that would be will sasso lol

    • @Pieter12100
      @Pieter12100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a gay people together with jordan peterson

    • @whithartman1886
      @whithartman1886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will Sasso is everybody's dad you fuzzle wuzzle.

    • @VeritasIncrebresco
      @VeritasIncrebresco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No that's JP

    • @georgemargaris
      @georgemargaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least this dad is not on meth like Peterson. Jocko and Goggins, the only dads you‘ll ever need.

  • @DC_go
    @DC_go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theo and Jockos chemistry is great. Two very different people but when they get together they make that hiiiiiiitttterrrr.

  • @asdf12347109
    @asdf12347109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER"
    what other guests have you seen on any podcast in the BroRogan universe who ACTUALLY listen to the podcasts they're going to be on, and then drop references? Jocko is a badass for that

    • @qbikmusik
      @qbikmusik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's this reference I'm bummed I don't know it

    • @3pedal372
      @3pedal372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      QB!K they’re talking about pizza, ‘Grey block pizza’ is a sponsor of the podcast that Theo does ads for

    • @VirginiaThor
      @VirginiaThor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      90's+

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      its grey boring and feels like a cement block inside

  • @benkelly7241
    @benkelly7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    8:54 “That grey block hitter” 😂😂😂

    • @NickyAztec
      @NickyAztec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you for being the only person to put the timestamp

    • @TheRecordButton
      @TheRecordButton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 year later it's still just you. Triple cheeeeese

  • @atway70
    @atway70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    LMFAO! Jocko's first two statements to Theo: "For real?" and "For real?"
    This gon' be good.

  • @alexamado7358
    @alexamado7358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Theo “skillcrane” Von strikes again

    • @cabin_fever
      @cabin_fever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my man loves his skillcranes

    • @alexamado7358
      @alexamado7358 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trey Lemoine BrAndon does as well , Onward

  • @Ithinkthereforeimright
    @Ithinkthereforeimright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These dudes compliment each other so well. Vonn throws off Jocko and you can see the man beneath the jocko.

  • @kenjamintennessee2593
    @kenjamintennessee2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is some real talk , so glad Jocko can enjoy life as a civilian and turn the page, what a leader .

  • @squidincsquid
    @squidincsquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Gang Gang from the Blood Diamond Mines in South Africa.
    Yes we're everywhere.

  • @gwilliams5649
    @gwilliams5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Theo “Do you Ummm....” Von!!! Gang Gang

    • @Charlie-xd9rm
      @Charlie-xd9rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      G Williams Theo “Do feel that uhhh....Do you think...” Von

    • @patrickscott2914
      @patrickscott2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo "wow, that's really interesting" Von

  • @ajrob77
    @ajrob77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Another golden nugget from Theo: “Holler when Father Drosselmeyer is in the building” 😂🤣🙌🏻

    • @jimmyintheswamp
      @jimmyintheswamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude is sooooo much smarter than he lets on

  • @jamiegaskins3687
    @jamiegaskins3687 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Once it get into my brain, that’s when it’s not good” - “once I’m in action, everything usually works out ok if I get my action going”
    My every day struggle has been out into words

  • @markgraham42
    @markgraham42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    19:19 , listen to Jacko say “gang” after Theo does 😂😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayeee subtle good catch

  • @mayapurdham200
    @mayapurdham200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how Theo makes everyone feel at ease and laugh

  • @1kScope
    @1kScope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amazed at how much they both enjoyed the podcast. Nothing forced at all beautiful conversation

  • @scottfrayn
    @scottfrayn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jocko: "Can you communicate too much with your people?"
    Theo: "Yes"
    Jocko: "Oh yes you absolutely can--"
    Theo: "Yea that's my podcast"
    Jocko: "--where they stop listening to you"
    Theo: "Yea"
    Hahahah Theo's instantaneous humor is brilliant

  • @shaneprather6743
    @shaneprather6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jocko is insanely witty- Theo brings out an entirely different side of him than what is typically seen on the jocko podcast

  • @Teddy_______
    @Teddy_______ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:13:43 Jocko saying “hitter” is the best thing ever

  • @gonmunozf
    @gonmunozf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    20:30
    jocko: I was motivated to just snuggle into bed
    theo: yeeeeeeah
    jocko: but no, you gotta get up
    theo: yeah, no no no

  • @groebot
    @groebot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:13:52 of the podcast, Jocko laughs the hardest. You're welcome

  • @leophipps3162
    @leophipps3162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ive been having a hard time in life recently and Jocko and Theos perspectives and points are helping out a lot, loads of love for you Theo brother

  • @TiMoney22
    @TiMoney22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Figure it out when you get to the gym"
    For real. I just fucking love the gym. Sometimes I forget my routine because it's not concrete in my mind. It varies, but I may remember a random exercise when I am there.