Honest Trailers | James Bond: No Time To Die

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  • @ParallaxEffect
    @ParallaxEffect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    "The guy explodes himself a little bit each morning to build up immunity". On point.

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    "if something's wrong with the face they hate the human race" Literally how they create villains, you put it fully into words

    • @Fernando31611
      @Fernando31611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The little French Guy from Quantum had nothing in his face and was very poorly received... the audience kind of wants a damaged villain.

    • @oldanslo
      @oldanslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And yet, DEADPOOL!

    • @gouravdas7557
      @gouravdas7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol beat me to it.

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Fernando31611 No one really cares that much about Quantum of Solace though

    • @dimension7prod
      @dimension7prod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You wanna know how I got these scars????

  • @maxmuetzel5364
    @maxmuetzel5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6416

    I'm suprised Bond was able to have a kid after what happened to him in Casino Royale.

    • @veevoir
      @veevoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Double-0 is license to kill, but that is after single-0 which is license to impregnate

    • @lecram86
      @lecram86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Shhh, no one remembers

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@veevoir Double O: License to Orgasmify and Ovulate.

    • @asifkhan4822
      @asifkhan4822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Yes you would have thought taking damage to his meat and 2 veg would have left him with some sort side effects.

    • @phillychick
      @phillychick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I'm surprised he only has one kid.

  • @wefinishthisnow3883
    @wefinishthisnow3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    When you talked about Bond being immune to death, you missed the part in Skyfall where Moneypenny kills him by shooting a bullet into him where he then falls off the top of a moving train on a tall bridge, falling into the deep chasm below. Somehow Adele teleports him to a remote island in the next scene where he just shows up with no explanation on how he survived.

    • @sekantungkentang
      @sekantungkentang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The magic of music!

    • @johnnations5932
      @johnnations5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That right there was when I stopped watching Bond films or even the trailers. Except Honest Trailers of course:-)

    • @jonathanlopez4472
      @jonathanlopez4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And Adele song can save your life

    • @elicouchman7553
      @elicouchman7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That is something Adele tends to do

    • @jobe13
      @jobe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Skyfall was the best Bond movie, simply because he failed at his EVERY objective. Retrieve the disk, FAIL. Stop the attack in London, FAIL. Capture Javier Bardem, FAIL. Protect M, MASSIVE FAIL.

  • @PianoLibra
    @PianoLibra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Am I the only one who laughed out loud at the dad who was “introduced in the Bush administration”? 😂

    • @davidferguson1785
      @davidferguson1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope. I stopped the video for a good chuckle at that one.

    • @zynpllcnn
      @zynpllcnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too hahahah

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did too hahaha. You can say that about the 1st spiderman too

    • @theq86
      @theq86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It reminded me how old I'm getting.

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theq86 💯😩🤣

  • @kevinjustin7646
    @kevinjustin7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4001

    "If somethings wrong with the face they hate the human race" was great

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Crazy accurate, that genuinely sums up the Bond-villains

    • @Rubrick23.
      @Rubrick23. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He wasn't Russian

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JeeVeeHaych except the guy from quantum of solace

    • @colonelmustard2652
      @colonelmustard2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well that strikes awfully close to home.

    • @variousthings6470
      @variousthings6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The title of Ian Fleming's autobiography.

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3526

    Spot on with the explosion immunity. The grave blast in the beginning alone should've at least put him into intensive care for weeks.

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      He also could’ve used the magic EMP watch to kill the nanobots, but whatever, right?

    • @Laszlo5897
      @Laszlo5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@brennanruiz1803 NANOMACHINES, SON!

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      They could have at least showed him duck out of the way at the last second. It would still kill him in real life, but seeing Bond eat an explosion face first kind of robs the film of any realism.

    • @BL3H-
      @BL3H- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@brennanruiz1803 this is a really sad moment that I've wrote, so you need to get alllll the way off my back about this.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This is the guy who survived a fall off a bridge in the intro of skyfall. These movies aren't supposed to be realistic

  • @harunkarali720
    @harunkarali720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    "who spends 10 minutes making the audience say: who is that? and 150 minutes saying where did Paloma go?" So true, Ana de Armas talents were wasted in this film.

    • @andymcguire237
      @andymcguire237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Not wasted, she was the highlight of the film; a little taste of her awesome character.

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      She featured so prominently in the trailer (the dress sure didn't hurt), but in the movie she was just... there... and then gone

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      On the plus side, since pretty much everyone agrees that de Armas was one of the best things about this, it's pretty much inevitable that someone's going to give her a full action movie to star in.

    • @schwanbox
      @schwanbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@jasonblalock4429 She's set to co star in The gray man and they're rumors she's going to star in a john wick spinoff.

    • @KellicTiger
      @KellicTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or setup for a future movie.

  • @asuka36
    @asuka36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    That line about Paloma was just spot on. That movie needed so much more of her (and so much less of the secret kid trope).

    • @angryox3102
      @angryox3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I found Bond’s awkwardness about the whole situation pretty hilarious.

    • @lazer2365
      @lazer2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And hopefully nothing more of the characterless new 007 trope.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Paloma was a great character in this movie. I hope they bring her back.

    • @billmurray7473
      @billmurray7473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Better to give her a Spinoff on Netflix & Hulu.

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What was great about her?

    • @TheDrizzNizzle
      @TheDrizzNizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@tinaloye2014 bewwwwwbs. lol

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@tinaloye2014 She was cute, sexy, funny, and had amazing fight moves.

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@raydunakin none of this things makes for a great character. You can say that for everybond girl, why does she stand out? You describe her like someone you’d want to date... not a character.

  • @sirpeterbaum4695
    @sirpeterbaum4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3372

    I like how the villain didn’t have any reason at all to want to kill most of the world. He just kinda did it because „lol I can“

    • @ProneOyster
      @ProneOyster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Well, he was Russian. Surely a villain doesn't need further motive than being Russian

    • @abhishetty2637
      @abhishetty2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      In line with classic bond, but doesn't fit the tone of Daniel Craig universe

    • @veevoir
      @veevoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Didn't he just want to kill a (very long) list of specific people and/or their families, that is why a very specific dna virus was needed? That is not the entire world.

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@veevoir Depends which family: if he ever got a hold of Genghis Khan's DNA, he could wipe out millions

    • @kingofthesharks
      @kingofthesharks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *laughs in Kefka

  • @Cameraville
    @Cameraville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    ”Fine line between British and Alcoholic” 😂
    “Cease all motor functions” 😂
    “Law and Order SUV” 🤣

    • @kkrsnn5632
      @kkrsnn5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, old Land Cruiser beats the Rovers 😂

    • @bluekirty
      @bluekirty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I literally snorted with the fine line between British and alcoholic line

    • @mafalda594
      @mafalda594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluekirty me too, came here just to find who else did

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also the obligatory Voldemort reference.

    • @wilman.2802
      @wilman.2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fully agree!

  • @TheRealGSmith
    @TheRealGSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Absolutely agree with your take on Ana De Armas. I wanna watch a movie about her character.

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It would be cool if she became a recurring character in future Bond movies.

    • @ForiamStudios
      @ForiamStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She’s probably going to be the new ‘Felix’

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fredfredburger5150 No. They'll never let her shine in Bond. Just let her have her own things.

    • @sharvay
      @sharvay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArawnOfAnnwn maybe a bond universe? seperate movies for other 00's and then a movie with all of them together?

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sharvay If they start by revealing that M used to use the identity, "John Steed", give Ana the identity of Catherine Gale, let that new 007 be Tara King, and it will all be set up so when they all get together they can be called.....[drum roll]......The Avengers.

  • @anthonyd4771
    @anthonyd4771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Where did Paloma go?" 😂😂
    I agree. She was by far the best thing about this movie

    • @MAC-0
      @MAC-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Amazing how she was more 007 than the new 007.

    • @sgtGiggsy
      @sgtGiggsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agree, but to be fair, the bar was set pretty low.

    • @psychonaut5921
      @psychonaut5921 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was probably at the physics lab, calculating how much impact a 90lb woman with puny muscles can have on a grown man

    • @FukUrUsernameRules
      @FukUrUsernameRules ปีที่แล้ว

      Ana De Armas... ooooooweeeeeee! 😍😍😍

  • @MrThomasHart
    @MrThomasHart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "I don't regret a single moment that led me to you" - Emo Bond
    So, Vesper's death was super-easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ohoh627
      @ohoh627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And that one time he actually got married and retired

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Whoopsie

    • @Hybrid_Therapy
      @Hybrid_Therapy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kabouterwesley83 Whoopsie

    • @davidfriend4328
      @davidfriend4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Hybrid_Therapy Wow wow ... wow

    • @Ananas_Abroad
      @Ananas_Abroad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@davidfriend4328 tight

  • @bwhernandez
    @bwhernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "Hannibal Spectre" may be the most underrated joke of the century.

    • @darthbiz2095
      @darthbiz2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're not wrong

    • @jamesflynn4951
      @jamesflynn4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it was Mads it would have been the greatest.

  • @aaronjohnson8786
    @aaronjohnson8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Cease all motor functions." Nothing has made me laugh so hard in a while. Well done!

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL, the sound of the body hitting the groud was the cherry on top.

    • @monsters8730
      @monsters8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best joke so far

  • @minomininni
    @minomininni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I kind of expected you to mention the ludicrous chase in the Norwegian woods during which all the bad guys basically kill themselves on roots and branches.

    • @Ayrshore
      @Ayrshore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      and the product placement Land Rovers all get their arses handed to them by a 20 year old Toyota.

    • @benlewis5312
      @benlewis5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Ayrshore Japanese cars are indestructible

    • @ParallaxEffect
      @ParallaxEffect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the ewoks won

    • @joelspringman7748
      @joelspringman7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Beatles sang about that.

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, even in the cinema I noticed vehicles got flipped at the slightest inconvenience.

  • @vincentvalentin5412
    @vincentvalentin5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    her dad was introduced during the bush administration had me dying. i totally forgot how long its been since Craig started

  • @PaulANUBIS1
    @PaulANUBIS1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British" 😂😂😂 That is our line and it crosses all the time lol

  • @Mattalica-ss9pj
    @Mattalica-ss9pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Walking the fine line between being an alcoholic and being British." That is, in fact, a very fine line.

    • @MAC-0
      @MAC-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What line? I only see a blur...

    • @zyriuz2
      @zyriuz2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MAC-0 well then you're clearly not British enough 👍

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British" Is there REALLY a difference?

    • @thetravinator934
      @thetravinator934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Having lived in Britain, of course there is.
      There are some that are addicted to tea.

    • @largepurplemonkey
      @largepurplemonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a line I ride every day...

    • @isaacvincent8443
      @isaacvincent8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think the assumption is that the Brits need a bit of alcohol in their bloodstream just to stay alive... or maybe to put up with one another?
      Then some just take it that one drink further and become an Alcoholic.

    • @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
      @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was probably hiding an Irish joke in there somewhere.

    • @OneLeatherBoot
      @OneLeatherBoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      54% of Brits have some form of alcohol every day, which is why there is a threat of booze shortages in the lead up to Christmas this year.

  • @NeverMemory
    @NeverMemory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how Honest Trailer guy made the connection between this Bond movie and the Rock and the guy who used to play Bond 🤩

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s a common theory that Connery in The Rock is playing a version of James Bond who got caught and grew old in prison.

  • @ariobarzan6182
    @ariobarzan6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am totally crushing on Ana De Armas now

  • @gregcarter9680
    @gregcarter9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for including the absolute best line Sean Connery every spoke. Life Motto!

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Glad Craig's bond at least got a resolution, which is more than what Brosnan got.

    • @Yvaelle
      @Yvaelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The last Brosnan movie was kind of like, "Stop, just stop". He has the Thomas Crowne Affair where he retires from MI6 and becomes a wealthy art thief out of boredom though. So that was really the final Brosnan movie. Like how The Rock was the final Connery movie.

    • @larzblast
      @larzblast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Should there be any resolution though? Bond has always been an eternal character.

    • @caczech
      @caczech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A little catharsis for Brosnan is the somewhat underappreciated game "Everything or Nothing."

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bond doesn't need a resolution. He simply continues. That's the whole point of this series. That's been the biggest problem with Craig's series. While it's overall a good one, the whole running narrative kinda bogs it down. Bond never had that. Each movie was independent of the last and the next.

    • @natea1042
      @natea1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​ @Yvaelle Oddly enough the last Brosnan Bond did the best of any of his movies in terms of earnings and especially good considering they were releasing them every 2 years. He was given the boot from the role primarily due to age which is what also happened to Dalton. Craigs contract was also timed to end around his 50th which was certainly intentional.

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "There's no one in-universe who'd care that much about an employee ID number, right?"
    Sports teams sometimes retire numbers for incredibly skilled players to honor them, so maybe. And honestly, the subtext of "I'm the agent who replaced James Bond" is a pretty solid national-intelligence power flex.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “My name is Bond. The agent who replaced James Bond.”

    • @Atrus233
      @Atrus233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@davedoe4932 Let's be honest, there's probably at least 12 other agents at MI6 that all fought each other to get the 007 number once Bond was gone. Just so that they can say they are 007. Nomi just ended up winning. (Not a literal fight fight amongst all 13, but there was jealousy.)

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Atrus233 The concept of an internal 007 Hunger Games for nothing more than an ID number sounds more interesting than the plot of this whole film, to be honest

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daggern15 💯🤣🤣

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Atrus233 Wait, there are more than nine 00s?

  • @Andrew-up3dr
    @Andrew-up3dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Yous should have announced a date for this honest trailer, then kept pushing it back for about 19 months

  • @LaitoChen
    @LaitoChen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "cease all motor functions!" - duuuuuude, you're the best!!

  • @frostxc3607
    @frostxc3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I never thought "cease all motor functions" could have ever had me in fits. Thanks for proving me wrong

  • @Wruce_Bayne
    @Wruce_Bayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Ana's whole section was a ray of sunshine on this depression stew

    • @ashortginger
      @ashortginger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i knoww, i wish she had been in it more! she was awesome

    • @tomburroughes9834
      @tomburroughes9834 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only good thing in it.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    its not the line about him being immune to explosions, its the line about him exploding a little each day to build immunity. Imagine his cereal is just a bowl of those firework poppers

    • @Beohun
      @Beohun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Snap, crackle, BOOM

    • @Vasharan
      @Vasharan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mentos cereal and diet milk.

    • @bluebellhill
      @bluebellhill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rice Krispies

    • @MAC-0
      @MAC-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now imagine Bond taking a poop.
      ...Must be fun to wash that stuff every time it goes boom.

  • @Robby_Rob
    @Robby_Rob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The guy explodes himself a little bit each morning to build up an immunity 🤣

  • @vespermartinis
    @vespermartinis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:41 “if something’s wrong with the face, they hate the human race.”
    WHY IS THAT SO TRUE FOR BOND FILMS THO
    Le Chiffre - scar over eye, one eye a different colour, weeps blood
    Silva - teeth destroyed by cyanide
    Safin - scars all over face

  • @Chaddlee
    @Chaddlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The fine line between being alcoholic and being British." Been walking that line for years my friend.

  • @alex-ug7xc
    @alex-ug7xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "Carla was the prom queen" You're damn right she was.

    • @nachoaveragebear6979
      @nachoaveragebear6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a shirt with that quote

    • @ken0746
      @ken0746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No wonder if felt similar when i watched that movie. Of course The Rock would come to mind. The OG Bond

  • @BlackWolflord
    @BlackWolflord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I haven't seen that movie yet and even I know that Ana De Armas needs to be in it more. Hell, she needs to be in everything.

    • @zappbrannigan2394
      @zappbrannigan2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I need to be in her 😉

    • @invalidusername201
      @invalidusername201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zappbrannigan2394 we all do

    • @thompsonnoel
      @thompsonnoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe that way people will eventually bother to learn how to pronounce her name properly 😂😂😂 I don't know why people insist on emphasizing the final vowel

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thompsonnoel Because we'd love her to be plular. One for each of us.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zappbrannigan2394 That's my girl, hands off. Had a thing for her since Blade Runner
      edit: typo

  • @jliller
    @jliller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The fact that same actress who played Marta in "Knives Out" played Paloma in this movie still blows my mind. I could look at the IMDb listing 50 times and still question whether it's true. That's some acting.

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude, you gotta see her in Knock Knock. Trust me.

    • @timdrake719
      @timdrake719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was her but was doubting myself. Nice.

    • @taranguyen487
      @taranguyen487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Daniel Craig handpicked her for NTTD after working with her in Knives Out :)

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ana de Armas

    • @finalfantasy3808
      @finalfantasy3808 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She probably got some pointers when she was sleeping around with Ben Affleck for a short while

  • @codykascoli7976
    @codykascoli7976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the Wayne’s world reference!!! “Just gonna cross the T’s and dot the…..the…lower case J’s”

  • @Neil_555
    @Neil_555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Haven't seen one of these in a while. God! I missed them. So on point with the commentary. LOVED IT!

  • @noahchiruyi7379
    @noahchiruyi7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    When he said “Cease all motor functions.” My soul left my body! 🤣😂😂

    • @Joselo3280
      @Joselo3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mine too. Top WestWorld reference

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't have a SOUL, you're a @#$ING ROBOT. CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS! (Why are your eyes leaking?! My life is a lie.)

    • @maukomaunde7075
      @maukomaunde7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then he fell back, like he obeyed the command. I cackled!

    • @phillychick
      @phillychick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I understood that reference. 🤣

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His too

  • @mystic18
    @mystic18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Cease all motor functions" and "He who should not be named" had me dying lmfao

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Paloma's screentime in this movie was more up in the air than Rami Malek being a fan of several things in that awkwardly eerie airline commercial.

  • @stephennolan9386
    @stephennolan9386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "A biological weapon more powerful that several of Bonds STDs" I died

  • @Randallsilver
    @Randallsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "He explodes himself in the mirror a little each morning just to build up an immunity." Made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @TotallyAwesome420
    @TotallyAwesome420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Honest Trailers are why I look forward to Tuesdays.

  • @MrMadshepherd
    @MrMadshepherd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Paloma was the best Bond girl ever. And the Cuba segment was the best part of the film.

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably shot in Twickenham

    • @JohnScott9000
      @JohnScott9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slyasleep lol, actually yeah half of cuba bit was shot in Pinewood. None was shot in Cuba.

  • @catherinebutler4819
    @catherinebutler4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "The fine line between alcoholic and British." There's meant to be a line? My whole life is a lie!

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is, if you can actually focus on it.

  • @scruffypugs1963
    @scruffypugs1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "if something's wrong with the face, they hate the human race"
    that made my day lol.

  • @VJ-ob3cz
    @VJ-ob3cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "cease all motor functions" 5:42 😂😂right on

  • @RaphaST
    @RaphaST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Voudrez-vous... crêpes?" Bwahaha, thank you for the bad French, it made me hysterically laugh for five minutes.

    • @loginregional
      @loginregional 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking that it should have been "Voudriez-vous... grapes" ~~ Yes, I heard 'GRAPES'

  • @SuperJake169
    @SuperJake169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Please say “When someone asks if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!’”

  • @TevinTK5
    @TevinTK5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Cease all motor functions"
    Oh my god, that was brilliant! 🤣

    • @jeffhsieh5753
      @jeffhsieh5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      makes me want to go watch westworld all over again.

  • @glacyitefreez4929
    @glacyitefreez4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Paloma was by far the coolest and sexiest bond girl out of the whole franchise.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't believe she was in the film enough to even qualify. They're usually the main Bond Bed Buddy for much of the run time.

    • @MAC-0
      @MAC-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dan_hitchman007 So, Lea Seydoux was Bond girl twice?

  • @jikae10
    @jikae10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending with the John Mason clip was the chef's kiss.

  • @mycapof6548
    @mycapof6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    To be honest, I appreciated how cheesy the movie was at points, which yeah okay, Bond movies tend to be anyways, but the whole secret evil lair that is a whole island, the main evil dude being evil because he can, were just refreshing after countless of movies giving you a reason for every single thing. Still a bit sad about the end, but oh well, Bond always comes back with a different face.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Bad writing was refreshing after good writing" that's what you said.

    • @muffinman3052
      @muffinman3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@pvshka It doesn't need to be an airtight cinematic masterclass like a Nolan film to be enjoyable. Marvel movies seem to be doing just fine despite being complete dogshit.

    • @froshtea
      @froshtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@muffinman3052 but thats just like..your opinion mannn

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@muffinman3052 it indeed doesn't, I can also enjoy a braindead action/comedy/horror/whatever flick. But generally, I'll enjoy a well written movie more than a badly written one.

    • @FirstdegreeProfessor
      @FirstdegreeProfessor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muffinman3052 why are marvel movies dogshit? lol.... (not necessarily disagreeing, just asking for your reasons)

  • @kirby8326
    @kirby8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “Q? The Q? Dude, people are looking for you, man”
    Ok, that actually made me laugh out loud

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      QaBond

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't understand what it's a reference to.

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@davecullins1606 Qanon (or Q anon), the secretive person pushing insane conspiracy theories to Trumpy right-wingers

    • @TheBlargMarg
      @TheBlargMarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would of been a crazy James Bond movie if he had to track down the "Q."

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I'll be honest. I teared a little when Bond knew that he wouldn't see Madeleine and his daughter again

    • @kylegregory46
      @kylegregory46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Dude the ending was sad

    • @HarriRobins
      @HarriRobins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I sorta expected it, but at the same time was thinking "they're not actually going down that route, right? Right..?"

    • @icaruszero7
      @icaruszero7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HarriRobins you guys are aware they are fictional characters in a fictional world dying a fictional death...

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@icaruszero7 Not trying to sound rude here, but I hope you yourself are aware that having characters the audience can care enough about to feel sad for in-universe is an example of good storytelling.

  • @Goth7illa
    @Goth7illa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Surly’s Angels”. 🤣👏

  • @benjaminmorgan1562
    @benjaminmorgan1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “…edge of clinical depression … riding the fine line between alcoholic and British” - genius writing.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “You think I can remember? Her dad was introduced during the Bush Administration.”
    God, I feel old

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That made me pause and back up because what…

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teslaromans1023 I know right? I was in elementary school during that period.

  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Now do Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace to fully complete the Daniel Craig Bond Honest Trailers.

    • @sharp52092
      @sharp52092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea!

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But then they would have to cap it off with a "Every Daniel Craig's James Bond" Honest Trailer to summarize the five.

    • @pavise6333
      @pavise6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NukeMarine That one should be saved for the next Bond movie with whoever is the next Bond. I hope it's Henry Cavill

    • @MyCandyBlue137
      @MyCandyBlue137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheer

  • @americanpaisareturns9051
    @americanpaisareturns9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Carla was the Prom Queen”
    - Stanley Goodspeed

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Oh I was trained by the best, British Intelligence. Come on. But in retrospect, I’d rather been a poet or a farmer.”
      - Captain John Patrick Mason of Her Majesty’s SAS

  • @Funk_Reactions
    @Funk_Reactions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:50 Law and Order SUV 😂😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ I’m dead

  • @sebastienp3439
    @sebastienp3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Cease all motor functions" I burst into laughter, really didn't see it coming. You're funny.

  • @theJohnGaltLine
    @theJohnGaltLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I have really enjoyed Daniel Craig's run. I do hope for a bit of a return to the cheesiness of the older Bond films though. The gadgets, guns, and girls was the charm. Outdated? Very often. However, the current iteration doesn't really set itself apart from the Bourne movies or the Mission Impossible movies at this point.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes, thank you. "Dour" was exactly the word for it. Are we done with everything being "gritty" now? It's enough already.

    • @tedjomuljono3052
      @tedjomuljono3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's where the Kingsman series entered the picture, filling the spot that the pre-craig bond left

    • @theJohnGaltLine
      @theJohnGaltLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tedjomuljono3052 agreed, but I want Bond to be Bond, haha.

    • @ConstantineFurman
      @ConstantineFurman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wouldn't expect an "old style" Bond movie ever again. Craig has said that he wanted to, but they can't really do it because "Austin Powers" ruined it for them.

    • @theJohnGaltLine
      @theJohnGaltLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ConstantineFurman I'm definitely not expecting one, but I think it has much less to do with Austin Powers than it does the general perceptions of society at this point. After all, Pierce Brosnan had Bond films post Austin Powers.

  • @Aurich88
    @Aurich88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I really enjoyed the end of the movie taking place in the villain's secret cold war missile base full of henchmen. It was really nostalgic and made me wish they'd make a decent Bond game for old-time's sake.

    • @GuyYouMetOnline
      @GuyYouMetOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently the team behind the latest Hitman games is working on one.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goldeneye game was awesome ;)

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuyYouMetOnline "Error: Aston Martin is unavailable offline"

    • @GuyYouMetOnline
      @GuyYouMetOnline 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RokuHanmar ...Is that a thing that happens with the current Hitman games? I haven't played them.

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuyYouMetOnline Yeah, because they're always online you get things like that a lot. It was especially bad around Hitman 3's launch

  • @lordfrostwind3151
    @lordfrostwind3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeah the Spectre retcon about Blofeld being behind everything was ridiculous and made everything super convoluted. Would have been better not trying to weld all the divergent parts.

  • @rritchakraborty1035
    @rritchakraborty1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn the starring section was extra savage. Ngl the 'cease all motor functions' Westworld reference and the way Jeffrey Wright just plumps to the ground is just 💀💀

  • @juarezfamily1901
    @juarezfamily1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks (made in 2000 i think). It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

  • @TheStal
    @TheStal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hats off to you all one of the best honest trailers in a very long time. Laughed my arse off. 😀

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I think Honest Trailers is spot on. The next Bond movie will be a Charlie’s Angels reboot.🤣🤣🤣

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They just did one. Nobody saw it

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If they center a movie around that Cuban agent, I'd definitely watch it.

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not again.....

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @crank fastle
      They’ll probably do it again. Hollywood are slow learners.

    • @samurai8698
      @samurai8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice to see you here Archangel!

  • @Ujuani68
    @Ujuani68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:23: IS there a line, generally?!🤣

  • @SteveRamsdenYoutube
    @SteveRamsdenYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Looshersh alwaysh whine about their besht..." 🤣

  • @samuelrosander1048
    @samuelrosander1048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bond spent the last few years building up an immunity to explosions. Now he needs to do a battle of wits with a Sicilian.

  • @shahiraautoshee1802
    @shahiraautoshee1802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Riding the fine line between alcoholic and British"
    "If something is wrong with the face, they hate the human race"
    And 5:46 that dig legit killed me

    • @rbarnett3200
      @rbarnett3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is a fine line. Anyways, I'm off to the local...

  • @jwatts1980
    @jwatts1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That "putting the Bond down" sequence was hilarious.. the fade to black and a gun shot.. I literally LOL'd

  • @rex-racer
    @rex-racer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    A really good quintilogy for Mr. Craig.
    Madeleine to Mathilde: “His name was Bond, James Bond.”

    • @professorpsoop
      @professorpsoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only way it could be better is (had he not been blown up before our very eyes) if she said that to the girl at a cafe and then we suddenly heard Bond's voice correcting her delivery!

    • @rex-racer
      @rex-racer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@professorpsoop Great idea. Reminds me a bit of the end of The Dark Knight Rises.

  • @Joeyisatimelord
    @Joeyisatimelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gremlins. It's Christmas and the fact you still haven't done it yet amazes me.

  • @efnick96
    @efnick96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "cease all motor functions" line made me cry. Never expected it. Really nice

    • @davidferguson1785
      @davidferguson1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen a few folk saying how this was a great joke, but it passed me by. Can you explain it please?

    • @efnick96
      @efnick96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidferguson1785 it's a reference for Westworld. The dude was a main character in that show.

    • @davidferguson1785
      @davidferguson1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@efnick96 excellent stuff. Thanks pal (I haven't seen that show).

  • @somehighlights2851
    @somehighlights2851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That quote from "The Rock" is awesome. Damn, that movie is more awesome than half of Craig's Bond movies.

    • @lorrainem.swartzentruber3077
      @lorrainem.swartzentruber3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how it was a nod to the first James Bond too!

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Than all of them for me. At least it feels unique. I have to remind myself I'm not watching Jason Bourne or Batman on Craigs movies. The Rock at least feels unique and fun.

  • @brandonkirkendall1466
    @brandonkirkendall1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Okay, so NOW can we get an Honest Trailer for Every Roger Moore Bond? Also, for this year's Christmas episode, either Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (I just watched it for the first time last Sunday), or if you're feeling ambitious, an Honest Trailer for all three screen adaptations of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas! with rhyming narration and a parody of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"!
    P.S. Say "It's the Hudson Brothers Razzle Dazzle Show" in your Optimus Prime voice

  • @yithanong7593
    @yithanong7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Should have mentioned that Craig finally FINALLY gets to play with more Bond gadgets than a user-identifying gun. They really went all out this time.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      By only a little.

    • @MAC-0
      @MAC-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget the radio, or the explosive watch and... I think that's it.

    • @Jcush21
      @Jcush21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's always been the line they tried to walk through the whole series. They start with very few gadgets, then bring in more and more. Then they get ridiculous, the fans complain and they take them all out in the next movie. Repeat the cycle. Can't seem to settle on a middle ground. 🙂

  • @towTruck42
    @towTruck42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously, thought I was clicking on the Bond trailer. Love your work!

  • @SlipdeGarcondeJour
    @SlipdeGarcondeJour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The fine line between alcoholic and British"... hey, I resemble that remark!

  • @YegsTv
    @YegsTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    so you're telling me Bond went to a secret island with a bunch of henchmen dressed in pink suits lead by a leader in a long gray coat. James Bond meets Squid Game CONFIRMED

  • @annamariaisland1960
    @annamariaisland1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    After 5 Craig films, I'm ready for another gondola ride. Sheesh, enough grit already!

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god yes!! Give me Paloma riding shotgun in an invisible rocket shooting Aston Martin Victor over any of this gloomy arthouse stuff!

  • @shantanumishra9106
    @shantanumishra9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:00 Nobody bothered to point out that EMP shattered the bionic eye but did nothing to the earpiece BOND was wearing at that same time.

  • @Trilaan
    @Trilaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You brought out a Wayne's World 2 reference for this? Respect.

  • @adingdingdiiing6740
    @adingdingdiiing6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ana De Armas was absolutely love and fantastic in this one.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asking her scenes alone would have been great.

  • @Leo-sd3jt
    @Leo-sd3jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you
    Thank you
    Thank you
    Thank you SO much for pointing out what I was wondering when I was watching the movie which was "why do they keep showing him surviving multiple direct explosions?"

    • @star88wars
      @star88wars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, that doesnt make sense. why would want to survive in a world where he cant touch her daughter or her lover for the rest of his life. He is dead dead. There will be a new james bond with a different actor and story thats all.

    • @Leo-sd3jt
      @Leo-sd3jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@star88wars This isn't reality. Either the next Bond movie will start off with Bond waking up in a hospital or something ("I've had the strangest dream") or something or, in the very unlikely chance that they'll keep the same continuity, him being almost dead or using the EMP thing could've disabled the nanobots. But I personally can't wait for the return to loose continuity.

    • @star88wars
      @star88wars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leo-sd3jt When did i say it was reality? In the story they told in the movie it doesnt make sense that james bond character to continue to live on without ever touching his family. Therefore he is dead dead. The next bond doesnt need any "Oh i have a dream" Because it doesnt matter. It will be a different james bond, another actor. People understand this. There is no need another explination.

    • @Leo-sd3jt
      @Leo-sd3jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@star88wars I was replying to your question of "who would want to survive in a world where they can't touch or be near their wife and daughter?" And I pointed out that that limitation doesn't need to be in place because it can always be ignored or written away

  • @CourageousRetreat
    @CourageousRetreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That bit about The Rock was the best!

  • @biswojyoti1
    @biswojyoti1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am obsessed with ana now. She is breathtaking

  • @nopenope250
    @nopenope250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HANNIBAL SPECTER....
    I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING FROM LAUGHTER

  • @adjunglepk968
    @adjunglepk968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahaha cease all motor functions was spot on :D

  • @alleskunst5747
    @alleskunst5747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:43 Ralph Fiennes hairline says finally goodbye. Rest in piece, I'll always remember it from Schindlers List. He should go back do Voldemort now

  • @sarahsiddiqui6494
    @sarahsiddiqui6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That Chris Pratt diss 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏

  • @GaryMSanchez
    @GaryMSanchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “While giving Bond a child...how...progressive”🤣🤣

  • @MB-gb5pv
    @MB-gb5pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He who should not be named, that's so clever on so many levels.

  • @master-of-mind5881
    @master-of-mind5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Cease all motor functions” I died😅😅😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂😅😅😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😅😅