Honest Trailers | John Wick: Chapter 2 & Chapter 3 - Parabellum

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  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4520

    "A man with Karen hair killing anyone who gets between him and the manager."
    What a genius line. LMAO.

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      facts tho 😭😭

    • @elbacon158
      @elbacon158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I instantly gave up on life the second he said it, I had to pause just to laugh at it.

    • @rainbowpheanix
      @rainbowpheanix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol i missed the part with the karen hair

    • @jeffk464
      @jeffk464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no way movies like this aren't having an influence on all the mass shooting in the US.

    • @brandonl7475
      @brandonl7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jeffk464 Yes....shootings NEVER happened before action movies.

  • @blondegirlsezthis8798
    @blondegirlsezthis8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3371

    The Matrix: Overly complicated dystopia running amok and Keanu sacrifices himself
    John Wick: Overly simplified dystopia run amok and Keanu sacrifices everyone else

    • @Jones183
      @Jones183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Just depends on which one you like more, i personally prefer John Wick, those are some of the most entertaining action movies i have ever seen.

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL! Pretty much!

    • @roguescn8843
      @roguescn8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Jones183 i bet you prefer John Wick because you don't need to watch it at least 5 time to understand the plot right . . .???

    • @timtheenchanter8939
      @timtheenchanter8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Jones183 I love the attention to the details, that makes john wick the best.

    • @AlexMason81
      @AlexMason81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      John Wick is just Neo after being inserted back into the Matrix, right?

  • @ReelRejects
    @ReelRejects 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2825

    This honest trailer was simultaneously funny and consistently reminded me how awesome these movies are lol

    • @BurgerSoup
      @BurgerSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True!
      Are you doing a reaction for this honest trailer?

    • @kavehteimory6413
      @kavehteimory6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you guys record your reaction to it?? Please tell me you did!!

    • @latenightlogic
      @latenightlogic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bah

    • @dkcommander6211
      @dkcommander6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot the pencil

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he missed the entire point of John killing those *literal assassins, trying to murder him*

  • @FilmFightFanatic
    @FilmFightFanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5049

    "The John Wickipedia"

  • @williamturner875
    @williamturner875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    You'd think at one point in the sequels, one assassin would put their gun down and just walk away.

    • @renegade4451
      @renegade4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      One of them did, in the first movie though!

    • @againstalltyrants9001
      @againstalltyrants9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      In the first movie that happened.

    • @latetootheparty
      @latetootheparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is literally the bases of John Wick, he put his gun down well before all of this 🤣

    • @derciobene3458
      @derciobene3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Like the guy in iron man 3 that goes "honestly I hate working here they're so weird" and runs off. If my boss was a murderous freak, I'd do the same without hesitation

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like in Mister Right 😂

  • @siniquezu
    @siniquezu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Trivia: Keanu was so good with his gun techniques that he was moving too quickly. The director told him to slow down. Source: TFBTV

    • @damunaik4
      @damunaik4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's a pretty believable fact but I'm still questioning the source 😂

    • @sarthakdesai3540
      @sarthakdesai3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@damunaik4 it's actually true. He trained in a real firing range with real guns

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@damunaik4 every gun stunt you see in the movie is done by Keanu himself and it's all thanks to his gun training. you can look it up there's a video of Keanu, (with a shotgun??? Idk I forgot what weapon he is using) training in the firing range

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bullettime8760 Probably the gun he was using in the movie? Glock 38

    • @meatwax
      @meatwax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like Bruce Lee

  • @thatboylije7892
    @thatboylije7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    The lack of cuts during the fight scenes is what makes these movies so cool

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes! Do watch the Corridor Crew analysis of John Wick. It's an eye opener.

    • @ronwhite8503
      @ronwhite8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being twelve years old is the only way the sequels are cool.......

    • @MyFallen17
      @MyFallen17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ronwhite8503 oh you dont like them. You must be so cool and intelligent. So cool you didnt even need anyone to ask if thay gave damn. I wish i could be like you.

    • @djvendetta8601
      @djvendetta8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ronwhite8503 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @TehWhiteTiger
      @TehWhiteTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The action scenes are what make them good for sure. No cuts and no damn shaky cam, i can actually see what's happening.

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    The John Wick movies are just secretly training Keanu Reeves to be an actual assassin

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I don't think his assassination training is secret anymore, just he got too high-profile that they had to make a movie series explaining away Keanu's real-life exploits. "Of _Course_ it's just fiction!"

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Reepicheep-1 Yeah, they’re just recording his assassinations

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If only someone could train him to be an actual actor.

    • @macariojasminlabog2763
      @macariojasminlabog2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is there still a way to change your minds?

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@macariojasminlabog2763 To be honest no. I realize I'm in the minority and everyone thinks he's a good actor now but I just see the same wooden performance I've always seen just that with all the gunplay what seemed wooden now seems like a stoic tough guy. The only movie I ever liked him in was the first Bill and Ted movie where he just played himself. But I'm at the point where I pretty much hate most new movies so what the hell do I know.

  • @pewsandbrews
    @pewsandbrews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    If Keanu and Halle had a kid, it would be the best looking, un aging, immortal badass ever.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gross

    • @mikesnow4735
      @mikesnow4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @vbddfy euuyt so did I

    • @davidw5993
      @davidw5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So....Paul Rudd?

    • @Saiyagami
      @Saiyagami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet he would also write really weird Mangas

    • @rebekahjackson5996
      @rebekahjackson5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidw5993 this movie had Paul Rudd?? 🙄

  • @djpegao
    @djpegao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    _"Getting run over is good, it builds resistance"_ - John Wick

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Getting hit by cars strengthens the knees" - John Wick
      "Falling off roofs improves bone strength" - also John Wick

    • @AlrightAnt
      @AlrightAnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “)

    • @Me_549
      @Me_549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Chopping off your fingers improves pulling the trigger head shot precision" - John Wick

  • @christopherk2185
    @christopherk2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    They forgot the 'Pencil Us In', the 'Stabbing Headache', the 'Eye Must Scream' and the 'Quick Reload/Double Kill' Headshots. Also throwing things at people (Helmets, Guns, Unbalanced Knives).

    • @DarkpawTheWolf
      @DarkpawTheWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And +1 to this comment if you read those in Epic Movie Guy's voice. :P

    • @Dan_d00d
      @Dan_d00d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      your talent has been wasted and lost in this comment that wont get seen enough

    • @ashwinc3789
      @ashwinc3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wasted opportunity!

    • @dharampal9893
      @dharampal9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @quannguyenle9775
      @quannguyenle9775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      summon the epic movie guy to pin this comment

  • @yourforbiddenfruit
    @yourforbiddenfruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I loved the cameo from the The Raid martial artists and the fact he didn’t kill them. It was a nice little Easter egg that seemed like a mark of respect.

    • @londonsfynest
      @londonsfynest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He had them in Man of Tai Chi too i think

  • @namizon
    @namizon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    appreciate the "underwater" muffle headshot!

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was art & asmr

    • @rybakk2786
      @rybakk2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      got me deaaad

    • @BoringAngler
      @BoringAngler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantastic choice on that by Epic Voice Guy.

  • @leenaverse8870
    @leenaverse8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    “The under water headshot” cracked me up

  • @2WARDEN2
    @2WARDEN2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    "ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈˢʰᵒᵗ"

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Honestly, that's my favorite part!

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      haha, yeah!

    • @razorcallahan3029
      @razorcallahan3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Now you see me headshot

    • @viddork
      @viddork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How do you change the font size? I wanted to do exactly that, or maybe use a medium grey font colour so it's almost invisible, but I have no idea how to do either. Great joke, though.

    • @goldengriffiny3694
      @goldengriffiny3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6:02

  • @leofawkes1399
    @leofawkes1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Ok the underwater voice really had me, it came out of nowhere.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Plot twist: John Wick is really Neo’s mind being saved on a training server/mini-Matrix for when the main Matrix needs him again.

    • @gregoryross9770
      @gregoryross9770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Contact Warner Brothers sir....🤔

    • @maxnoonan2498
      @maxnoonan2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That is amazing

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gregoryross9770 he does look like John Wick in behind the scenes photos from the 4th film being made in San Francisco, but that was a long while ago (just slightly pre-pandemic). I don't know how far along the filming got before it was shutdown.

    • @faytlyte25
      @faytlyte25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea I heard matrix 4 and jw 4 coming out on the same day. This dude really building his own Keanu cinematic universe

    • @lakshyaagrawal6535
      @lakshyaagrawal6535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chill

  • @residentalien368
    @residentalien368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Rejoin this legendary assassin, whose name is still a laxative for criminals"

  • @midnightdreams3882
    @midnightdreams3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    This guy naming the headshots is the best thing I have heard all year. Change my mind.

    • @kavehteimory6413
      @kavehteimory6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR🤣

    • @HiringHamblin
      @HiringHamblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know what all you've heard this year, dude

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Underwater headshot was the best, they even replicated the sound

    • @abubakarejaz5539
      @abubakarejaz5539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

    • @FaulesArschloch
      @FaulesArschloch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed out loud when the underwater one came up^^

  • @ivanalpha80
    @ivanalpha80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    You deserve an Emmy after naming all the different type of head shots. I love you 3,000.

    • @keanureeves1180
      @keanureeves1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for your kind words my dear👏🏻👏🏻

    • @keanureeves1180
      @keanureeves1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not just send your WhatsApp number so we get to know about you my dear.

    • @matthewlang737
      @matthewlang737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol. the muffled underwater headshot voice.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's especially admirable considering that was *24* different headshots they came up with! 👏🏆

    • @rishavganguly92
      @rishavganguly92 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, they were nominated.

  • @Dhrxv_177
    @Dhrxv_177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "john wick is immune to cars running him over" killed me

  • @sujayc1835
    @sujayc1835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The instance where he says “giving him immunity being run over by cars” and John wick getting hit by 2 cars at the same moment was hilarious😂

    • @egor102
      @egor102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its hitpoint for his level with mid tier regen for blunt force trauma:P

    • @sinchuf3367
      @sinchuf3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up nerd lol

    • @mattotis8412
      @mattotis8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wick being 50 and getting hit by two cars, "I can do this all day"
      Pitt in his prime getting hit by two cars, "They weren't even super soldiers"
      Falcon, the real new Captain America : I understood that reference 😊

  • @FujiSkunk
    @FujiSkunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I just adore how Screen Junkies and our dear Epic Voice Guy can make a movie sound so terrible and yet so awesome at the same time.

  • @muhammadfaateh8339
    @muhammadfaateh8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I dare you say. "Screen Junkies is nothing without the epic voice guy. Man, I should get a raise or else."

  • @Mr.Monk2G
    @Mr.Monk2G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The muffled speech for "The Underwater Headshot" was a nice touch. 😄

  • @mikevisby8744
    @mikevisby8744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Lionsgate is filming 4 and 5 while writing and planning a 6th and 7th. Good thing Keanu is immortal.

    • @camrynjackson2115
      @camrynjackson2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@capturedflame he already killed someone with a pencil it’s too easy for him. He’s gonna kill satan with a flower tho

    • @yagelbar
      @yagelbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@capturedflame He's going to kill Satan by asking nicely

    • @jasonaarons3274
      @jasonaarons3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@capturedflame Its Keanu. He'll kill him with kindness.

    • @emen_98
      @emen_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The man is literally pushing 60, like how

    • @goback3spaces603
      @goback3spaces603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the trigger will be a mosquito coz cats are overrated

  • @memyself5843
    @memyself5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Poorphius" , that was a good one....

  • @rhaspodel
    @rhaspodel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    You got Keanu Reeves who keeps shooting and Tom Cruise who keeps running...eventually these two got to meet up at some point.

    • @captaincavemonkey
      @captaincavemonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Keanu is going to be in the next mission impossible movie

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@captaincavemonkey Keanu will BE the next Mission Impossible movie

    • @diceman199
      @diceman199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm picturing a cameo in Wick 4 where Cruise walks past him in the middle of a job and they just give each other a nod and keep walking

    • @acgonzales7
      @acgonzales7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      an unstoppable force meets an unkillable object

    • @jaywu4804
      @jaywu4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@diceman199 *run past him

  • @maddiefr5437
    @maddiefr5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    6:03 the way he made his voice sound like he was underwater for the “Underwater headshot” was so cool

  • @ryosquid
    @ryosquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Imagine if John Wick just left the gas station a little earlier.

    • @miss.g-shun-w
      @miss.g-shun-w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I don't want to imagine that sad world.
      😂

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He would be enjoying his sadness with his little beagle.

    • @bigman4407
      @bigman4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Then it would've started at John wick 2

    • @AlbertM170
      @AlbertM170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      About 1000 other people would still be alive.

    • @ryosquid
      @ryosquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AlbertM170 would you beleve its only around 300?

  • @patrickreynolds4118
    @patrickreynolds4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Say what you will about sequel baiting, the "Well, are ya, John? ….. Yeah." at the end of Parabellum was masterful, and sends chills down my spine every time I watch it.

  • @dancedj2k2
    @dancedj2k2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    They need to do a Mission Impossible/ John Wick crossover. Where Tom has to infiltrate a "Secret Underground Organization" that wants to take over the world. John Wick finds out the that US Government has sent some operatives to kill the High table, but is actually setting them up for failure, but Tom holds a marker for John.

    • @juniorbeaugosse8803
      @juniorbeaugosse8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moreplesseeeeeeeee

    • @joshnunya324
      @joshnunya324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stealing this

    • @RessemKered
      @RessemKered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right before they talked about Tom Cruise, I was thinking the exact same thing. Tom Cruise vs Keanu Reeves would be great.

    • @bloc290huh792
      @bloc290huh792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or send hutch to "audit" after they fail

    • @YungDubee88
      @YungDubee88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sooo...what happens next? 🤔 I'm interested.

  • @justinverser2102
    @justinverser2102 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how John Wick throws his guns at guys faces after he runs out of bullets like a bad guy in a old Superman episode. And it works every time lol.

  • @jabobiboi9449
    @jabobiboi9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Exactly. Everyone in the world is part of the underworld because it's Keanu's own Matrix that they made specially for him

  • @goldenlightpictures6223
    @goldenlightpictures6223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    “And I killed sparky too!”
    (John wick shows up!)
    Also “John Wick-ipedia” 😆

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      hishe did that already

    • @davidcelona8167
      @davidcelona8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wanda gave her a fate worse than death to protect her

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underwater Headshot got me laughing pretty loud.

    • @Vincent-2057
      @Vincent-2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mk6rfc1 beat me too it! I thought that was so brilliant. Obvious, but still brilliant.

    • @HarleyBB
      @HarleyBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mk6rfc1 I was about to say that....great minds yo

  • @koushikkumar6011
    @koushikkumar6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Who even needs a gun ?" Headshot ,was the best

  • @erickknight1239
    @erickknight1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "My money's on Tom.. little guy freaks me out..." I died at that line, it made me laugh so hard

  • @Optimusprime809
    @Optimusprime809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Strange: Is that all the headshots?
    Wick: You wanted more?!

    • @swami5073
      @swami5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      List of headshots seem more like Xbox / PlayStation trophies list

    • @Optimusprime809
      @Optimusprime809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swami5073 I loved the "close the lid" one XD

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@swami5073 maybe John Wick chasing those achievement for diamond/primogem? Man will do anything for free gacha.

    • @ArmaTomicx
      @ArmaTomicx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah

  • @huntress1013
    @huntress1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Those John Wick movies and the Atomic Blonde movie are just epic because there are so very few cuts in the action scenes. Also love Scott Adkins output. That man is such an underrated action star.

  • @TheHulkbuster13
    @TheHulkbuster13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    If John Wick lived in the Walking Dead. Nothing but head shots and the world is saved.

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’d probably get bored honestly cause it’d be no more than target practice

    • @rayburks7059
      @rayburks7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He wastes bullets doe he shoots 2-3 body shots then headshot a lot

    • @yesusjoestar4333
      @yesusjoestar4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daryl is pretty much all headshots

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rayburks7059 The point of the body shots is to bring the person down making the headshot easier. The times he does multiple headshots is a tad overkill though 😅. Im guessing he wouldn’t bother with body shots on zombie since it wouldn’t really effect them at all

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The saviours would have been dead long ago and so would have been negan

  • @andrewketteridge
    @andrewketteridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Fair play to the editors of Honest Trailers. Especially ones where they do a gag like the head shot one. That’s a lot of work.

    • @bornimusic
      @bornimusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯💯🙏🏾

  • @jadenblaze7352
    @jadenblaze7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how this video pointed out so many flaws of these moves but still managed to make these movies look awesome af

  • @kaiwilliams4173
    @kaiwilliams4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This is by far the funniest Honest Trailers has been in a while.

    • @sergiolopezlosada
      @sergiolopezlosada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I came down here to say the same! I use to enjoy them and just smile once in a while. But I was literally crying with this one 😂

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The headshots....... :D

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "In John Wick 3, he'll kill so many people for such vague reasons..."
    He's killing them because they're trying to kill him for the bounty placed on his head at the end of 2.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      survival horror

    • @grayfoxart2268
      @grayfoxart2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The line is a joke dont take it seriously, we all know the story..

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He did kill an important person inside a safe zone out of vengeance, so bounty is on him on Chapter 3.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steve I did, the guy didn't get the joke HT said in the video.

    • @johncollins8511
      @johncollins8511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@grayfoxart2268 then it's a bad joke

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    in the first movie, The Continental is definitely a regular hotel, that is also secretly an underworld assassin hotel... for example, to get to the club, he has to first walk through the laundry room and give a password or something... and it definitely doesn’t have a rooftop garden and several floors made entirely out of glass.

  • @Hellkite-er5pg
    @Hellkite-er5pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I wish Keanu would upload his reaction to this Honest Trailer. Somebody tweet it to him.

    • @digitalranger4259
      @digitalranger4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would be epic!

    • @horace6851
      @horace6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      whoa

    • @setton_san_0276
      @setton_san_0276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao sadly he doesn’t have any socials, but we’ll find a way!

  • @limyohwan
    @limyohwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    chapter 3 has the least vague reasons of all, not to get murdered.

    • @ethangonzalez8904
      @ethangonzalez8904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No kidding. In ch2 he was blackmailed into killing one of his old friends by her own brother and then hunted by him to tie up loose ends. After he kills the guy where he's not allowed, the whole world is after him- it's not vengeance.

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ethangonzalez8904 Nah, it's still vengeance. Just not his vengeance but the High Table's this time.

  • @ANGELOFDARKification
    @ANGELOFDARKification ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Giving him immunity to being run over by cars"
    *Laughs in John Wick 4"

  • @reallynow692
    @reallynow692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Man, those John Wick films did have a lot of headshots. Good job Honest Trailers putting together all the Headshots together. That's a LOT of headshots! 5:25-6:53.

    • @jnorthe
      @jnorthe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the grab n go headshot

    • @dosbilliam
      @dosbilliam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best part is that it's based on a real-life combat style based around opening up ANY opportunity for a headshot. :D

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underwater headshot was the funniest

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    the whole series was worth it for that awesome shot of John Wick riding around NYC on a black stallion.

  • @draxlergotham5318
    @draxlergotham5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That Halle berry cat woman nickname reference was pure genius

  • @BayoPsalm
    @BayoPsalm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I thought the headshot names won't end 🤣🤣🤣
    And "the John Wickipedia" killed me 🤣

  • @letough
    @letough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "John Wick: Lorem Ipsum" is just the perfectly semiotical statement about a franchise like this.

    • @pauljones3175
      @pauljones3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      'Siri. Look up Semiotical' Ah! *Thumbs Up*

    • @letough
      @letough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scared of what Siri said

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "This enraged John Wick, who punished him severely."

  • @ДетелинГеоргиев-ю3п
    @ДетелинГеоргиев-ю3п 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    In John WIck 3 he'll kill so many people for such vague reasons ... What?! The dude was trying to survive an assassin mob LOL

    • @1Chasg
      @1Chasg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ikr lol. If anything he had the most reason too in the third movie because he was trying to get away from all the assassins hunting him.

    • @gastererror2563
      @gastererror2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They only read the cliff notes version of the movie and looked up clips on TH-cam beforehand

    • @Sam-fy2yw
      @Sam-fy2yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a lousy trailer

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah sometimes Honest Trailers exaggerates for a joke. Even John Wick 2 was pretty clear on the conflict.

  • @CaeXW47
    @CaeXW47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This trailer makes me realize that John Wick 3 was so crazy that I don’t even remember much of John Wick 2.

  • @brinthorne
    @brinthorne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Allez Cuisine!" killed me. I'm dead now. Iron Chef Head Shot.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    The fact Keanu Reeves and Halle Berry are in their 50's but somehow still look good.

    • @pixelsimage
      @pixelsimage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I take offense to this comment. LMAO

    • @MrPrajitura
      @MrPrajitura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, cause they had to endure such difficult lives...(ok, I know Keanu had some difficult times with losing loved ones and so on).

    • @horace6851
      @horace6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      good? They look amazing. But let's not forget, money can get you a lot of support.

    • @JoaquimGonsalves
      @JoaquimGonsalves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@horace6851 exactly! Its the classic example of money amplifies. In their case, it amplifies the good in them. Bless them always.

    • @majorkira395
      @majorkira395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@horace6851 yes money makes a difference!

  • @dave14647
    @dave14647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "The mercy kill headshot"
    Me: how appropriately named

    • @jwilson6650
      @jwilson6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the one that broke me.

  • @anafrutos3378
    @anafrutos3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I always thought that the assassins who appeared in front of John Wick did it to show respect. Imagine you get to meet the best in your line of work.. in this case killing, but it's more than work to them, it's their way of living so John Wick is kind of a living legend, they don't think dying in his hands is a bad thing, that's what i like to think anyways

    • @Native_Creation
      @Native_Creation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly, chivalric, like a "gentleman's" duel

    • @nooneinparticular1491
      @nooneinparticular1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ana Frutos - That makes sense. It also fits with the idea that these are assassins, that pick their targets with discrimination, and pride themselves on minimizing collateral damage.
      Of course there's always a jerk that feels the need to swim against the tide; in this case, it was Ms. Perkins, who has no respect for anything, and who apparently couldn't even grasp the idea of "...long-term consequences..." and why was she even staying at The Continental anyway?
      She rocked the basic-black wardrobe, though.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The 'Who needs a gun headshot' was a perfect finisher.
    The muffled voice underwater headshot was epic.
    Well done.
    Lol

  • @wazkangz955
    @wazkangz955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Adding the muffled underwater effect for the underwater headshot was clever and unexpected.

  • @aaaknowkneemoos4811
    @aaaknowkneemoos4811 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it may go on and make the story more ridiculous, but those well choreographed fight scenes without too much cuts and without shaky cam will always be intense and entertaining to me

  • @DonSerge
    @DonSerge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Don't bother watching the rest of Meet Joe Black, this is the only good part."
    And I took that personally.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that movie is alright

    • @leonne07
      @leonne07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that you, MJ?

    • @derek_sayre
      @derek_sayre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember the first time I watched that movie, I rewound that part like 30 times

    • @RavagedSociety
      @RavagedSociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watched that movie in the theater with a date. Yeah... was an awkward moment when I was the only one that burst out laughing aloud after that scene.

  • @frutrace
    @frutrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The crossover I'm waiting for is John Wick vs. the people who've been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.

    • @donnakaye2015
      @donnakaye2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You too? It is madness! Ive been geeting calls, texts, emails, even postal mail, for a year!

    • @gunguntrio1247
      @gunguntrio1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to see him team up with the Boondock Saints. They can go after the car warranty people together.

  • @snipe88
    @snipe88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That song choice during the headshots bit was pure comedy gold.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    This Honest Trailer is breathtaking

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Azamatcomments No u!

    • @badmotherfucker6328
      @badmotherfucker6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are all breath taking!

    • @TheoTungsten
      @TheoTungsten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I love you random citizen! Hahaha!

    • @ramflight
      @ramflight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not, it's very derivative.

    • @audiolatte
      @audiolatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can tell a lot of the people commenting here didn't see the Keanu E3 guest appearance.

  • @glovefox
    @glovefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Assassin Group Chat: You just left the chat.
    Every assassin: Excuse me?
    You: Gets killed for leaving group chat.

  • @rafaelgama6674
    @rafaelgama6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh man, I’ll never forget how that dog came back alive from an headshot to kill half Casablanca

  • @exoz6771
    @exoz6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm disappointed you didnt call him the Pencil Punisher during the naming section

  • @KG-VanityInKnickers
    @KG-VanityInKnickers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The menagerie of "headshots" had me laughing for a good 10 minutes!! Awesome job!

  • @ThePopolou
    @ThePopolou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Here just to say the headshot collage is just genius.

  • @Rhyno186
    @Rhyno186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Calling Mark Dacascos, "Allez Cuisine!" was the completion my life needed right now.
    Thank you!

    • @sircrapalot9954
      @sircrapalot9954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain please?

    • @the_redpyro4906
      @the_redpyro4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sircrapalot9954 You've clearly never watched Master Chef. Especially the older seasons.

    • @Rhyno186
      @Rhyno186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sircrapalot9954 Mark played a character named "The Chairman" on the show, "Iron Chef America." At the beginning of each round, he would shout, "allez cuisine!" Which means, "start cooking!". This was taken from the original Iron Chef show which was based in Japan and was dubbed in english. The Chairman on Iron Chef America was said to be the nephew of Chairman Kaga from the original Iron Chef from Japan.

  • @hatter991
    @hatter991 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always felt like he was seriously good at combat because he has alot of pent up anger that he just doesn't know how to release because he's too kind

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    "Even the Homeless are a highly trained network of Super Spies"
    So That's why homeless people are always giving us creepy stares

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If they have that much money, can they start buying their shopping carts?

    • @burningchrome70
      @burningchrome70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A vast network of super assassins that no one would ever suspect that own villas on the Black Sea.

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrFuggleGuggle no - the assassin coins don't fit in the cart slot thingy
      (assuming you have those in the US - UK carts you have to kinda rent by putting a £1 coin in to unlock from the stand. You get it back when you return it)

  • @somebodyonce378
    @somebodyonce378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I lost it at " POORPHEUS". It's so true lol.

  • @turdfurgeson1643
    @turdfurgeson1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I know gun fu."
    Show us. Like for six or seven hours.

    • @fairfeatherfiend
      @fairfeatherfiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Keanu vs. Christian Bale from Equilibrium? They both know Gunfu.

  • @wilmergimenez
    @wilmergimenez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Poorpheus
    "You see rats with wings but i see the Internet"
    I lost it

    • @mattotis8412
      @mattotis8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So the animals that hunt pigeon are actually fact checkers 😆🃏

  • @kcmsterpce
    @kcmsterpce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When "Meet Joe Black" was in theaters, my friends would let me sneak into several showings for that Brad Pitt death scene, and there was ALWAYS that ONE person that would bust out laughing like I did. Good times.

  • @panchora99
    @panchora99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The edits and clip transition on this video were awesome

  • @kratoscallofduty
    @kratoscallofduty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I think we're all waiting for a movie with a fight between Keanu and Tom. That would be epic.

    • @sunjoexys7251
      @sunjoexys7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Neo vs. Creepy little guy

    • @markattenborough9107
      @markattenborough9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you just spoiled John Wick 7

    • @mattotis8412
      @mattotis8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keanu be trying to shoot Tom but Tom keeps outrunning all the bullets.

    • @zaketheboss4763
      @zaketheboss4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FIght of the invincibles lol that would just be too much

    • @xuminarc
      @xuminarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe Keanu becomes a villain in a Mission Impossible film. That would be awesome.

  • @Shome2049
    @Shome2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Everyone talks about amazing action. But the cinematography is top notch too, especially in 3. Action movies rarely look this good visually.

    • @Outpost31Research
      @Outpost31Research 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nothing is worse than shaky cam/quick cuts. Keep the fight in frame! These movies are some of the best looking action movies ever.

    • @Vincent-2057
      @Vincent-2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the dogs? That whole seen was so seemless.

    • @ejl1000
      @ejl1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Outpost31Research Yeah, it gives me classic John Woo vibes, especially Hard Boiled. Long takes and sweaty gun play.

  • @sine-spike
    @sine-spike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Pretty much all of the kills in John Wick 3 can be justified for pretty much one reason- everybody is trying to kill him for the ridiculous bounty on his head.

  • @erakfishfishfish
    @erakfishfishfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite teleporting John Wick moment is at the start of JW3 when he somehow runs the 4 miles from Central Park to Chinatown in under 5 minutes.

  • @NONPOINT420
    @NONPOINT420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Damn, John Wick sounds like a serial killer at this point lol all these head shots. I told myself "he just doesn't want to miss" lol

    • @Chrisy7
      @Chrisy7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he dont miss!!

    • @teresanavarro5569
      @teresanavarro5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he should a honest trailer for willy wonderland

  • @dadadadave9652
    @dadadadave9652 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved how you named all the headshots! Loved the underwater one the most! Honestly, you guys rock!

  • @lifeisberserk9566
    @lifeisberserk9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I think he literally went through every single head shot in all the movies lmao

    • @XCM666
      @XCM666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not by a long shot (no pun intended)

    • @davidowusu1184
      @davidowusu1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XCM666Truly underrated comment

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:48 So basically like Doomguy. At first it was about the bunny and then he got addicted to RIPing AND TEARing.

  • @VeeVespertherese47826
    @VeeVespertherese47826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn. This makes me want to watch those movies again. Thanks, SJ.

  • @destineecortijo2391
    @destineecortijo2391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Straight making him teleport sometimes “ shows John wick dissapear and the Asian guy look shitless LMFAO i almost just died on my strawberry kiwi cool-aid jammer

  • @zachmali4071
    @zachmali4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    A universe that doesn't make sense.
    Comic book universes: sweats intensely

  • @ilikedragons7928
    @ilikedragons7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the most funniest Honest trailer that I have ever seen.
    O the tears of joy and laughter

  • @darthkek1953
    @darthkek1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:25 that press check... a work of glory. And apparently model-specific. It's a model of gun famous for jamming, so he checked it didn't jam.
    Pachino also does a press-check in Heat, in the lift with shotgun Indian, but his press-check is a cutway to a double, it's not Al.

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    usually honest trailers keeps me from seeing a movie i didn't want to watch anyway.
    but this one makes me want to re-watch what i've already seen multiple times.
    john wick is a badass.

  • @defvent
    @defvent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the best honest trailers in a while

  • @novdeepsingh002d2
    @novdeepsingh002d2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The John Wikipedia is my favourite moment in John wick 3

    • @Lenxecan
      @Lenxecan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's great, but mine has to be the one where he gets the horse to kick the guy in the face.

  • @3rdangelsmessage
    @3rdangelsmessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You guys are awesome this was hands down the best honest trailer ever!!!!!! Those headshot names had me literally rolling. Please never stop!!!!!

  • @marufhassan634
    @marufhassan634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Say in Uncle Iroh's voice, "If only I could have helped you".

  • @abelcher07
    @abelcher07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    You gotta do an Honest Trailer for Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No.
      Edit: racist detected under me

    • @latetootheparty
      @latetootheparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 LOL it’s gonna happen homie, accept it . Cap is Black

    • @brandondonato7648
      @brandondonato7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably next week.

    • @justinnee1572
      @justinnee1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@latetootheparty Capitalizing the B in Black would mean that "Black" is either a title or a person. So is Cap a dude named Black or is it a title called Black? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Rolf97
      @Rolf97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hated that show. If I wanted to be preached at I'd go to church.

  • @AndyVonTube
    @AndyVonTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watched the making of and was very surprised how much Halle Berry trained for this role. For Keanu it was kinda known, but she was awesome, too.