Zoomers are FINE without the use of their MIND │Part I
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I had to spilt this video in two for my own mental health.
Good times??? Your age is falling out your pocket
I had to split part 1 in two for my own mental health...
No problem Gundam keep up the great work. 👍🤟
I just self medicated to cope with the trauma of they stupidity.. I literally slept through almost all of highschool and my god I was never that dumb I understand maybe not knowing exactly when America was founded tbh nobody casually knew definitively until like a few years ago.. but not knowing to say canada or mexico?...... as a person who deadass attended remedial classes growing up they education was among the most schizo shit I ever heard its a shame so many of us black folks don't know anything
I was your 69th like my dude. I’m doing my part.
imagine being born so close to having a whole library in your phone that puts every library to shame we had in the 90s, and chosing to know nothing.
They've chosen to be happy idiots
Tic Tok videos of people making beeping and gurgle noises are much more to their liking. Knowledge hurts their fragile feelings, so they choose retardation.
@@HasanPikerIsADouche Too bad they're not happy and choose to spread their misery to others.
@DMitr0 Unfortunately I think that they know nothing because they can get away with just googling everything on their phone.
@@freedantheeternal thats because they are simple and can only understand feeling bad and things immediately in front of them. They don't get nuance, history or anything. I'm sure at some point we could put a mirror in front of them for them to focus on and get angry at.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
Bahahahahahaha
I think about this all the time
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" - Also George Carlin
'Average? Do you realize how stupid average is?' - Peggy Hill
George Carlin was pretty stupid when it came to a lot of political takes, like abortion for example. it's also a non-statement that tries to sound deep. it could just as easily be "imagine how smart the average person is, and realize half of them are smarter than that." - it's just as true, and says just as much - nothing.
The painful thought is that these people are actually still proud of themselves for getting "close" to the answers
Right, they are legitimately astonished by how close they are (or aren't) at guessing 😅
Yes it’s painful to watch
When mediocrity is celebrated and simply showing up is considered good enough... what do you expect?
I swear to god if I ever became dictator for a day im passing irrevocable laws that require a civics test to vote and an IQ test to breed
No.. the really painful part is realizing that these people get a vote.
"Don't do school, stay in drugs." - Zoomers.
Most based zoomers
A crackhead is probably smarter than your average high school student
Stay in drugs, drink your school and don't do milk.
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables
@@SirKingCora-snorts milk through straw-
Zoomer: huh?
This is the generation that thinks Tik Tok is for learning. We're doomed.
When you realize how TikTok is used in China vs the U.S. it all makes sense
@@capo4270 hopefully when the Chinese conquer us they'll educate our children slightly better then we did...
god help us all
No one thinks that tiktok is for learning.
To be fair I have to assume that there are legitimate learning channels, not that these ppl would view them.
This proves what I was telling my mother the other day, which is that schools intentionally make kids dumb. I saw a documentary once about this guy who was a real hippie and built a house himself from recycled materials and his own whimsical art pieces. He had two children and he didn't put them in school or purposefully homeschool them: they just frolicked around every day as a family out in nature, read together, or made things. When the kids were teens, he got found out and the children were taken away from him (this crushed him and he died before the oldest turned 18 and could come back home). They interviewed his adult daughter, who talked about how horrible and traumatic school was for them, because they were being made to sit still and learn things that didn't pertain to anything they had seen in the real world, and everyone was mean to one another. She got out as soon as she was 18, and her younger brother did the same.
Despite having no structured education, this woman could speak intelligently and maintained her father's house as a shrine to him and his art. I told my mother, okay, if that's how a person with no education except simple discovery of the world can turn out, and you compare her to the idiots coming out of schools today, I can only conclude that today's children are being taught to be stupid, because that woman with no education wasn't as stupid as people with a so-called education today.
Modern educational systems are designed to create loyal yet expendable employees as well as citizens who follow but never question.
It's not limited to school either, even the mainstream media, mainstream entertainment, etc., it's all tools for the rich and powerful in a real life version of a 4X game.
Or maybe they only used clips from people that didnt know the answer and they had to interview 50 people before they found someone that didnt know. Or maybe you are right and "schools intentionally make kids dumb.". Although I learned the answer to all these questions in school, so I guess that also defeats your conspiracy.
Where can I find that documentary? Sounds kinda interesting.
@@kxg9000 It's been so many years ago, I have no idea what it was called. It might have been someone's TH-cam channel interviewing the daughter and showcasing the dad's work. I watch a lot of things on alternative and self-built housing.
this is what happens when you give everyone participation medals and "no child left behind". they just guess answers and have never been failed for failing
This is what happens when you pretend we're all the same and diversity is our strength.
@@HansKlopekno child left behind was a Bush (republican) act. Also diversity is our strength, that’s why Asians in the USA make more money, graduate and are more successful than you trailer trash incels.
That or you demonize eugenics
@@Kira-xp3rr you said incel...consider me wrecked. Today's victory is yours...
@@HansKlopek yes, let the moron think he won.....good tactic, then someone more powerful comes up and sticks the dagger in the back right?? lolz
You know theres something wrong when people call South America a "country", what a time to be alive
lol Damn I could name the 7 continents when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I also could name all the states and state capitals when I was 8. There is too much wrong with gen z.
Got these kids in college, and they STILL can't English properly. 👋😩
Put them in an empty room and close the door, and they'll never find the way out again.
Everyone knows it's only Brazil omg 🙄🙄🙄
@@CrownOfRoses541 They don't even teach proper English in some colleges they teach that there are over 200 different genders and however many nonexistent pronouns there are.
Annnnd this is why I'm homeschooling. My kids are learning cursive, and learning this nation's history. I used to think my brothers were dorks for knowing every detail of every battle in history, but now I'm appreciative of my parents' insistence we learn that crap.
Economics and critical thinking are also good subjects. Stay strong!
how about you teach them basic economics, financial literacy, and a trade. Then they wont have to waste 13 years of their youth in school just to get out and not even be worth minimum wage
Same same. I appreciate being homeschooling so much more after seeing how devolved people have become in the outside land
Don't forget to teach them how taxes work and how much of a leach the government is. Maybe they can become wise voters when they grow up.
Your brothers were indeed dorks. That's useless trivia.
Focus on broader knowledge, critical thinking and practical skills.
I was taught cursive and the last time I used it was the very moment I was stopped being taught it. It's worthless. I forgot historical dates the moment I exited the school building. Who cares?
I did learn three languages, deepened my understanding of philosophy and various fields of science.
Things that have actually helped me understand the world around me.
More evidence that Idiocracy was, in fact, a prophetic documentary.
I'm glad someone pointed that movie out too. More people need to watch it.
Kinda obvious look at the amount of people wearing crocs
Mike Judge is the best!
I really need to Extract at some point, that's another written & directed by him film, it came out a little after idiocracy as well
@@KekuTheLaughingIt might still be free to watch on TH-cam.
Yeah but I’m Idiocracy as soon as Joe was discovered to be the smartest man on earth they immediately put him in charge. Meanwhile we have Joe Biden.
Got told Im alt right by some zoomers the other day because I said "if we are going to criticize things, we should use facts, not make things up, so we dont invalidate ourselves"
So they admit they're making things up, and they don't see a problem with it...words fail me.
I commented something factual about how communism sucks, and this was like a year ago. They're still triggered over it. I still get new replies, all calling me "boomer", all piss poor grammar, it's all exactly what you'd expect. I wish we could send them all off on a trip to see what 'Real' communism is.
Reminds me of those woke clowns with the Che Guevara t-shirts, accusing everyone else of being "racist" and so on, and saying we need to "educate ourselves". Hopeless.
Yeah, "facts" is the trigger-word, only factcists use "facts", normal people use "feelings" and "opinions" to justify everything 🤫
“We need taxes for roads and schools”
Obviously it’s been a waste of money
I want my money back!
Roads are a better investment than schools, apparently.
The roads are useful
@@TH-camcanfuckagoat I’m not saying the roads aren’t useful. But I don’t think the taxes we’re paying to maintain them are being used well.
If I have to drive on shit roads, I’d like to not pay as much tax
@davidnevin1606 the Roads with Potholes, Cracks and Protesters?
It’s called Gen Z because this is the last Generation before humans become extinct
That shit is good.
Generation Z(ombie).
No its just another sign that America is in a culture decline.
Gen z: the most diverse generation...
Well I can’t say I enjoyed my time 💀
I cope by telling myself that whenever people make those 'ask the public some questions' videos, they just edit out all the people that actually got questions right to make everyone look stupid.
Of course they do that, these people are gems for tv/Internet but it's rare to find people THAT clueless even if plenty if people are thick. These people are borderline (if not) mentally re-tar-ded. They do exist but they're probably a combination of drunk and stupid when they come up with such ludicrous answers.
Slightly more complicated questions would probably break most average zoomers though.
They used to do that a few years ago, not sure if they need to now though 🤣
No need for that hassle now a days.
Just go the the most "dripped" out teens and young adults and you can feel the air currents floating within their ears
@@tiagopacheco4654😂😂😂 air currents had me dying laughing! And dying a little inside 😔😂
edit?
As someone who is a zoomer I have no faith in my generation at all.
As someone that is a Boomer, I'm happy to tell you that you are not alone in your lack of faith in Gen Z. I thought Millennials were idiots, but they are geniuses compared to Zoomers. I'm glad I won't be around to live in the dumpster fire the U.S. will be once the Zoomers are running things. It will be, "Idiocracy" come true.
I seriously feel bad for you, I thought my childhood sucked. I can't imagine how stifling being a teen must be in this day and age.
As one who is in the same situation, I dream of a nuclear winter
As someone who isn't a zoomer, I agree.
What do you guys do in school?
How is it possible they don't know some basic geography & history...
I doubt they are good at Math/Physics/Chemistry.
The real question is, why do we need schools?
And why are we paying for this crap!?
FINALLY, yet another reminder that just because my IQ is equivalent to a bowl of melted ice cream doesn't mean anything, and by modern standards I am A GENIUS!
When I read this and saw "a bowl of melted ice cream", I laughed so hard I started crying. This is awesome! Thanks for cheering me up. Absolute perfection
Meet Joe Bauers...
im lukewarm iq. I work hard to put stiff in my bwrayne. sometimes when i meet high iq people i feel like a guy who has a basic meium sized care against their Ferrari. Trouble is most of these people keep their Ferrari in the garage........and it doesnt even get a clean. make me sad dumbo ugh ugg.
IQ is just an average, 100 iq is considered "normal intelligence". Our 100 today would be an 80 in the 1970s.
Then there are those like me, not only aware of how bad the rest of their generation truly are, while also trying to find a way to lower the amount of stupid people in the world, and I've come up with a decent amount, I guess being a decently known theorist of a series that has lore about as convoluted as fnaf pays off.
I may have forgotten a decent amount of stuff from history class and geography but I could not do worse than these guys and I'm from the same generation. Also one thing that stuck with me was in history class is how my history teacher told me that when congress was going to pass the big brother bill only one person was against that and I was like wow only one person in 2001 cared about our privacy.
The Patriot Act: The most united congress has ever been
@LITE992 I find that a shame how they were so quick to get rid of our privacy like that.
I think this is a great counterpoint to the video. A lot of millennials make fun of zoomers, but they aren't the ones actually running this country into the ground and making it dystopian in nature. It's the idiots in power (who are very well-educated, mind you) that serve corporate interests above that of their own constituents, and are almost always united when it comes to war appropriations and passing legislation that chips away at the peoples rights.
Amazing what watching two passenger planes kamikazing into two landmark skyscrapers and subsequently collapsing on live tv will do to a country's psyche. The country was irrevocably changed that day. I'm sorry you didn't get to experience life before that happened.
Good grief. I’m a zoomer who just started college, and I’m starting to regret my decision. Couldn’t even have plastic bottles in my dorm without my roommate scolding me for being wasteful. I think maritime academy would be a better investment. I’d have more sensible assignments and be surrounded by seasoned, respectable human beings.
Unless you're reusing those plastic bottles you are being wasteful kid no one wants to be tripping over plastic bottles
Plastic containers damage your health so best to drink out of glass if you can. Still, your roommate is probably a hypocrite.
Shoulda went to trade school
Define Zoomer
@Drums_of_Liberation If you could trust the local water supply, you would have a point.
Sadder than their lack of knowledge is how they are seemingly not even bothered by their own stupidity.
People don't realize.. that's the main problem today. Basically the root of all our problems. People don't feel embarrassed anymore. Which leads to extreme cringe. And apparently, stupidity.
Humility, common sense, decency, humor, the ability to feel embarrassment.. all gone. Replaced with narcissism and cringe.
I just had the thought "I bet this guy couldn't survive in the wilderness" then had several thoughts and realized what's most important in the wilderness is fire and clean water and that chain of thoughts lead me to look up how to boil water without a glass or metal bowl or dish of some kind and apparently what you'd wanna do is start a fire, then heat up rocks in the fire, use a split piece of wood like tongs to remove the super hot rocks and then insert those into the non metal vessel with the water so you can boil the water without any special equipment. Good stuff, I actually learned something because these people's ignorance inspired me to learn
Sucks how we can't even have parodies anymore
They are real life now
No kidding, stuff that was a joke in the 1990s/2000s have come true. Like the MADTV "Lord of the Rings" parody.
I think you can. The parody will be when they actually know the right answer.
@@ASo5one Well played.
Babylon bee straddles the line between parody and real life all the time, and they really try to be parodies, but at best they manage to be prophetic, beating the woke to the punch by a few weeks.
“God invented war, so Americans can learn geography”- Mark Twain
Pft. That douche was a huge part of why we are fuckt now.
The worst part is that 90% of zoomers can't point where is Iraq or Vietnam. I would not be surprised if there are bunch of veterans don't know either because they just entered the airplane going to wherever, peeled potatos for 6 months then went back to the airplane.
This quote isn’t accurate anymore. Most still can’t point to Ukraine on a map. Some probably think Ukraine and Russia don’t even border each other.
@@Noperare humans enjoy ignorance. It's blissful.
@@Noperare I honestly couldn't either. It's one of those things that I don't care for. All I can say is Iraq is somewhere in the middle east, and Vietnam is most likely (aka not even sure) somewhere in the SEA. (south-east Asia)
Bros brain had the numbers right, they were all just jumbled. Too bad Christopher Columbus didn't found the nation😂
I'm almost forty; these last few months, I've been taking classes at the local community college. Every single test is either true or false, or multiple choice. Most of the questions are just whole sentences lifted from the textbook. Formal essays are not a thing any more. I have no idea how they expect kids to function after being taught like this.
They expect them to be compliant and school does exactly what it was always ment for creating mindless labor slaves
Seriously dam uk standards have dropped but nowhere near that level
They need them just smart enough to push a button, but not smart enough to think critically. So they wont see the robots replacing them coming.
Honestly that's how it was in the 90s depending on the course. Science you don't generally write essays in for instance. Most tests were multiple choice and the finals would usually include 1 or 2 long essays. Except my psychology and literature. They were mostly essays.
I just did poorly on a quiz in a welding class, because the test itself was worded so badly that it was confusing....
I knew the information and couldn't decide what answer reflected that
20 years ago I was one of those kids that never had to study and was annoyingly first at tests, now i'm scratching my head trying to figure out what my teacher was even asking...
watch out is all i'm saying, maybe get a good helmet, because the next generation of welders are being taught by illiterates.
there were 5 older guys, probably hobbyists like myself, two kids that are gonna be wizards at welding, one obligatory *they* , one girl with blue hair and tattoos who was raised by grandma 100%.
the rest were boners trying to weld themselves to her as efficiently as their social anxieties would allow.
I didnt finish the class...
just learned what i needed to know from one of the other profs in the lab and ran away
Gen Z can’t handle 8 hr workdays or figure out if they North America, but you can bet your dollar they can lecture you on pronouns and sexuality
Millennials are the same way
The worst part is that their vote means as much as mine. They need to bring back literacy tests.
I had an Egyptian friend in college that was totally excited that I knew where Egypt was in the world. He has talked to a lot of dumbass Zoomers.
TBF, most americans think the entire african continent is one nation. They can't name a single african country.
@@Noperare i spilt it up by geographic markers.
Sahara, Sahale, Congo, Rich West, Poor East, Savanah, South Africa.
And its not for ignorance, African nations change so often in civil wars its hard to keep track of them all.
I mean just right now we have Niger in one, and South Africa about to have one.
@@Tangarisu Fair enough. Other day I was reading about the Dinka tribe from South Sudan and I was like "you mean south of Sudan?" Nope, in 2011 it became a separated country.
'without even looking it up' Somewhere in northern Africa.
When I don't know exactly, I tend to give 'close enough' answers. I personally answered 'murica was 240 years old, as that's close enough when one's memory is fuzzy on the minor details.
@@Tangarisuas a Safa please do tell, what war are we having?
20 seconds in and gundam already going off, this will be a good one.
Fist bump on that
This video makes me want to call my Dad.
I was homeschooled by my Mom, and sometimes I'd be so bored with my assignments that I'd go ask my Dad something about American history, which would get him passionately talking about the Civil War or the Revolutionary War (I still remember him getting so worked up hating on Benedict Arnold) in great detail for hours. Eventually it'd be dinner time, too late to finish my assignments, and Mom couldn't get mad at me because, hey, Dad wanted to talk to me, and we don't go against Dad's wishes.
I want to call this series "Gundam losing his mind..."
So, welcome to the season premiere of "Gundam losing his mind..."
Which season are we on now?
And part 300 of me questioning my own sanity and if is life is actually worth living
I'm a Canadian who goes to the States a lot, I've actually had conversations about how easy y'all make it to know American history. There's plaques/monuments everywhere, more museums than you could visit in a lifetime. And there's basically always a way to get in for cheap/free. I've come to a distillery to get free booze and got explained the history of the Florida Keys. I feel like you really have to work hard at the willful ignorance to not absorb at least a little.
see, that's the problem. the kids aren't allowed to go to the distillery
Public libraries are common, here, too.
Bro, I think I've learned more about US history through pop-culture osmosis than actual US high schoolers at history class.
It's 100% intentional. There's no other explanation.
These videos are also almost always in New York of Miami as well, though I've noticed that the *REALLY* stupid people tend to congregate in NYC.
The answer I was told from my sons friends was why do they need to know it when they can look it up on their phones.
I'm not going to lie. I like history more when I studied it myself. 80% of my High School History teachers did not make the topic fun to learn. It was boring, only in college I decided to actually take the time to study it more. :/
What's funny is that back in high school, I aced WW2 in history class, but only because my dad was obsessed with it & watched countless documentaries about it. Whenever one would come on, he would come into my room & set a switch that let's my TV view whatever channel his cable box was on. I learned more about WW2 from watching documentaries on it then listening to my history teacher read out of a textbook about it.
if you lived in canada, all you ever learned in social studies was the first nations, and the history of the first nations, and how the white man screwed over the first nations. like you, it was only when i started studying it for myself that i discovered my passion for history.
"What is a Man? A miserable pile of zoomers!" - Dracula probably
NOW ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YEE
"But enough talk... Where's Toronto!!??"
What kills me is that there are people who lowkey know the answer but dont want to look learned or educated. Its cool to be a dipshit. Never ask a group of black dudes a question from school because whoever answers it right is going to pay a price.
You don't wanna get caught actin like an Oreo!
Like crabs in a bucket. Crab coons.
thats as racist as it is true
@@dolanduk7946sometimes the truth is NASCAR
This is one of the biggest cope ever written. “They know, they just chose to look stupid on camera, and irl, at school, at job, everywhere…. but they do know”
I went back to college at age 52, at least 1/3 of the kids couldn't write a coherent paragraph and any hard classes I took= 1/2 of the students would drop out by the end of the semester. There were some very smart ones, but overall...most of them needed to go back to HS and start over.
Nah keep them mfs outta high school, don’t need no super seniors preying on the freshman
The total sum of human history, knowledge and experience in our pockets, and we have never been dumber as a species. I swear, if we remove warning labels from everything for one whole year, it will fix humanity.
"life hack use the toaster while you take a bath to save the gene pool"
As a species, we have been much much dumber. Throughout 90% of human history all we knew was "mm yes work for king, king good, he talk to God, praise god" there was a video discussing a paper where someone asked a bunch of basic questions to Americans in the 1920's before public schools were mandated. You should look into it. Gave me some hope.
thats what the internet was created for, but now its curated and censored to only show what a handful of multi-billion dollar companies and career politicians around the world want you to know, and has been like that since at least the mid to late 2000s
@@jesshorn257 'Cook your breakfast and bathe at the same time, so that way you can spend more time sleeping in the morning!'
Warning labels aren't for dumb people they are for lawsuits
The fact that Sir Swagsalot was the closet to guessing when America was founded was the scariest thing of all.
Definitely the closet... Apparel he's the smartest
You gotta love all the new york lights and merchandising in the background promising prosperity when this is whats next to watch over it.
As a man who went to school for four years, risk my life to pull people out of shitty situations and manage narcotics, I still get paid less than McDonald's. What a world.
"This is why we shouldn't raise minimum wage!"🤣🤣🤣
Let's raise inflation again for no reason
Honestly the guy who answered that the US was founded in 1942 was more right than he knew. A centralizing managerial refounding, certainly.
1913 would be most accurate.
it was when we became the world superpower days that we will never see again.
I'm just glad nobody answered 1619. I'll take that as a win.
Founded..i thought america was an experiment
America changed during WW2 and after for sure...in many ways lol
To be fair, there are a lot of very smart people, it's just that they aren't out wherever this is. Smart people tend to be driven and doing things to further their careers etc. For example, instead of going out to parties and concerts with friends, a smart person is probably working or studying. At least this is the way it was when i was young.
Idiocracy wasn't just comedic movie, but an actually prophecy of what's to come.
They would watch Idiocracy and not understand the jokes
@@milomacdonald4980lol! except not.. lol
"..when Led Zeppelin crossed the Delaware"
I laughed so hard, I cried 😂
I was imagining Immigrant Song playing in the background 😂😂😂
"Oh dayum I was close!" Roll credits.
About sums up society right now lol.
First I thought it was a miracle these people could even wake up in the morning. Now I feel like it's the cruel joke of a spiteful god.
@Lop3zAJC Nice how they wrote that into the bible as a means of explaining why his non-existent ass doesn't exist.
They're proof it can take as long as nine months for a prank.
_"The youth is our future!"_
Zoomers zooming faster than speed of light until they hit a wall and became Doomers. 😂
The sad part is that some of those are doomers because they are aware of how bad the rest of their generation truly are
It would seem that our "Zoomer" Youths need some good old fashioned "Youth in Asia"
Honestly, that guy at the end with the red cap almost makes up for his lack of knowledge with pure charisma. Seems like a fun dude, he just needs to read a book.
When I hear these kids answers, it makes me even more belligerent towards teachers and teacher's unions.
Yeah. All public education has failed. It was better before the founding of the federal department of education, but now it's just a raging dumpster fire they try to quell with more money.
Todays teachers are not teaching. Its all propaganda.
Maybe its just me, but every time I get groceries, I end up turning putting them away, into a giant game of Tetris. I actually do get satisfaction when I complete my personal organizing mission.
✌😅
so glad the tax dollars are being used wisely...quick need to dump another couple billion into the teacher pension
You can lead a student to knowledge, but you can't make them think... (I just made that up).
That being said, the state of teaching these days is atrocious.
This reminds me of a post some kids made about having a phone made specifically for the house, not realizing that was a thing long before cellphones. The children are not alright.
I remember some people thinking about this revolutionary app that was like instant messaging, but with real-time audio messages.
A phone call. It was a phone call.
@@DonVigaDeFierro Or voicemail. Either that's stupid. I can't wait for these types of folks to rediscover cursive. I'm going to flex big time.
The silence at the end of the video was... well placed. I was speechless as well.
Lovin' the Asobi Asobase reaction images. 🤣 At least Savannah told them the answers after they answered wrong. I've seen hosts just tell them that they're right and move on.
That's a show that needs a season 2
The inquisition and the makeup mess had me in stitches.
whats the point in correcting them
Justin Awad does that.
That show is pure kino.
I'm not the smartest person in the world and I'm not gonna pretend that I know every nook and cranny in our nation's history, but it doesn't take a genius to realize that these are some of the most well-known, 1st Grade Level questions that even a drunken monkey can answer.
Except those drunken monkeys in the video couldn't answer lol
@@heroinmom153Bro those in the video are obviously some variety of fungi.
@@DonVigaDeFierro nah, these are vegetables
That drunken monkey won't want anything to do with us when we revert back to monkeys. We are almost there. Homo dumbis, also know a Gen Z, is guarantee enough.
@ItsAGundam you're killing me with the modem sound! Hilarious!
I work at a gas station and last night a high school senior in full varsity football clothes had absolutely no idea how the check out process works for buying his sandwich and gave up after a couple seconds of walking up to the register and then realizing he was in way over his head. His mother had to talk to him like a toddler and explain to him, carefully and repeatedly, that now he has to put the items he wants up by the register for me to ring them up.
He sheepishly put them on the counter, with a look on his face like this was the first time he has ever been in a store in his life, and then went back to watching tiktok or facetiming his dumbas friends or whatever he was doing with his phone two inches from his face the entire time.
To be fair to the kid, they don't teach that kind of thing in school. Basic life skills? Who tf needs that?
To be maybe less fair to the parents.... i mean
That’s sounds like the stereotype of school jocks you would see in movies and sitcoms
Looks at the portrayal of Fred from Velma. Well shit that doesn't seem so far off apparently...
That's scary
@@elgatochurroscary? It makes me happy knowing the country is about to go through some radical changes once people realize almost an entire generation is literally useless for anything
As a zoomer myself, i can count the number of times ive used my head on one hand
Like 7 times maybe
THEY ARE EVOLVING
Le epic self deprecating humor my guy
Good joke. :) Used to work with a polydactyl guy. Seven is a lot though.
omfg, this made my day
Don't worry. It compounds over time.
my therapy is old itsagundam because your hot takes from back then are a chef kiss now. it is literally an escape. that is where we are now.
I'm a tour guide and the most memorable thing I ever heard someone say on a tour was "I can't believe next week I'm going to be back in New York tripping over a bum."
Now this would have been forgettable if it wasn't for her next saying "oh but don't get me wrong there's sophistication!"
I think about this often when I see these man on the street videos asking people basic questions or when people from big cities make fun of small town America.
Nothing more sophisticated than jumping over several homeless methheads on your way to your job in the bugcity.
Can I get some of the copium that guy was smoking?
at this point in time the "sophistication" the individual was talking about is most likely bouginess... you really need to be a masochist to live in NYC at this point in human history XD
@@kennethleo4471that’s not copium but probably opium
These tards think sophistication and diversity is having a bunch of different places to eat.
Man, I feel sorry for these young people, their parents failed them and the school system failed them
You know what’s crazy? You had a much better chance of learning common knowledge before the advent of the internet. Even if your school sucked or your parents were idiots who didn’t care you could and would learn this stuff from merely watching TV! We only had 13 channels to choose from. And the chances were high that some of the programming would be educational. Even if it wasn’t specifically written to be an educational show a lot of common knowledge type of things would be woven into the storylines of TV shows. Plus we had Schoolhouse Rock. Believe it or not those things were wildly successful at teaching kids basic facts such as history, grammar and math. As a kid of the 70s it definitely taught me stuff. I still remember the jingles to this very day. And I’m 56 years old!!
@@baronhelius4596 yeah, I'm not American, but I get the sense that TV now a days is very biased over there, you have alternative facts now and so on
@@Batlafication It definitely is biased and narrative driven. But I’d say even worse is that it’s just plain dumb! It even glorifies and wallows in its own dumbness in many ways. I guess it makes sense in an evil way. A dumb, stoned populace uncertain of and even hostile to its own history is a pliable populace.
@baronhelius4596 welcome to the disinformation age
The parents are failures, the school system didnt fail, its working exactly as intended.
“I was closer” …. That’s the quote of their entire generation….
I'm twenty five years old and as a zoomer I'm embarrassed by these idiots of my generation that are ignorant dishonourable entitled narcissistic and that don't think critically. However I've also met a lot of teenagers and kids that call me "sir" and that are very respectful, honest and honourable. So to those people they have my respect. I have hope for humanity despite our flaws. Anyway keep up the good work Gundam and brotherly greetings from Australia.
I feel the same way as a millennial.
As a Zoomer I'd rather just call myself Gen Z. Yeah they're the same thing but I'd rather reserve Zoomer for the majority of airheaded ones than the ones who grew the hell up and want to do something with their lives besides be a rapper or get on onlyfans.
I'm an American Gen Z who is a socialist and I couldn't agree more.
Just because they call you "Sir" doesn't mean they respect you. If anything, Beavis and Butthead said "Sir" to a bunch of people then after they left they called them butt monkeys.
@@andrewreynolds912as a millennial and a former socialist I have to tell you,
You are looking at the end result of socialism.
How can people nowadays have enough space in their brains to know where they live? They have to remember 100+ genders.
Excellent point you make that people can survive and thrive in complete ignorance.
The apex man who instantly gives a correct answer and also corrects his friends when they get it wrong at the beginning gives me hope for humanity
I know! What a bro!
Yup. Critical thinking isn’t a skill that’s being taught or even valued anymore.
This video sounds like an inspiration! I can already hear songs being written and Duke Western will be recording.
Every time I try to keep myself from becoming a bitter Gen X stereotype, I see kids spewing stuff like this and know I'm on the path to enlightenment.
When you want to complain.
Remember who raised Gen Z
Oh yeah... millennials and Gen X..
Blame yourself.
@@ZirkyPlays I don't have any kids.
@@ZirkyPlaysMostly Gen X Skippy 😉
Just make sure to use your phone/internet access for more productive or informative things then the mental equivalent of junk food, like social media. In fact, I encourage you to look something up every time ya have a silly shower thought. Like 'how do I catch and cook a rabbit'. That's how I learned about how rabbit meat has like zero fat calories, and you need to cook them with bacon or the like.
@@ZirkyPlays Gen X produced people like Kurt Cobain, a hardcore leftist and someone who was such a guilt-ridden, self-hating beta-male with a ball-buster of a feminist wife that he. . . well, he Kurt Cobained himself.
I have never been more proud to have been homeschooled half my childhood than this moment. My parents had me curious enough to learn things independently away from the curriculum!
For the love of Gen Alpha, read to your kids!!! Sit with them and read meaningful books! Stories are the first form of learning, and it can even become a learning style. That's wjat fairytales and folklore were designed to be, a form of education about the world from the perspective of innocence. Don't drop them in front of a tablet and walk away. This is what happens when you aren't a part of their learning experience. They won't ask questions for clarity or feel confident enough to question things that don't make sense...
Fellow homeschool grad here. I could not agree with you more. My parents read dozens of awesome classic books with me, and we did lots of history research and projects. So I always knew how important (and exciting) history is. I feel terrible for people like the ones in this video, who not only never learned to love history, but may have never even been taught much of it thanks to our collapsing public school system.
7:15
My man is wearing a Members Only jacket.
It’s funny that the dude with all the drip actually started getting closer to the right answers as the interview went on and as he was using his brain power probably for the first time in a long time. You can tell the information is in there somewhere deep down but these kids are so overwhelmed by all the BS social media and junk that the real information gets compacted further and further down.
I feel like he was trolling. He legit said "a billion years" the first time, then changed his answer to 300.
@usernamesrlamo And you are a part of this stupid culture for misusing the word "Drip". Drip is what liquid does when it clings under a surface & gravity pulls down on it, pulling it down in droplets. That is what Drip means & anyone who uses it to describe someone's wardrobe/clothes is part of this generation of stupidity.
The purposeful dumbing down has been a complete success! We get what we deserve.
And this is why I believe every college in this country should have an entrance exam, so we can thin out these type of people from actual people that want to learn
People constantly mocked my mom for homeschooling my siblings and I, so these videos make me laugh real hard.
@@Raya-ir4tm Yeah, homeschooling doesn't help when the parents are just as stupid & degenerate. We're probably a generation too late.
one of your funniest videos in awhile, couldnt get through my bong rips
Each day in 5th grade they used to make kids go up to the maps on the wall and find states and countries and place a sticky note with their name on it where they thought it to be the first 10 minutes of each social studies class. The teacher wrote a place on the name list and called it out to you and later on would go through and mark if you got it right or not.
We're living through Idiocracy's prologue.
I knew zoomers were doomed when we got a temp receptionist at work who didn't know how to use/read a tape measure 😒
Wait, zoomers HAVE minds???
I'm a zoomer
Yes we do
@reggielacey2235 you're a dude
@@reggielacey2235 RIP
@@champ1159 Press X to doubt
Always a good day when Gundam posts a vid.
6:38
It'sAGundam, college isn't about education and higher learning; it's about learning a job skill because regular school barely teaches anything useful.
I've never considered myself to be intelligent but compared to these guys I'm a god damn genius.
Hopefully some random person on the street with a camera and a microphone gets to test that and you end up on your favorite youtubers page.
@@byrongrimsley500 Well, go on. Name a country.
@@DonVigaDeFierro Waterdeep.
SHIT THAT'S A CITY!
Every time I see a video like this, I wish the last questions was like "So how do you feel about not knowing anything about anything? Does it make you wanna educate yourself instead of being on Tik Tok all day long?"
5:42 Robert Plant and Jimmy Page crossing the Delaware with George Washington is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thank you. 😂🇺🇲
Just as planned.
George Carlin really was ahead.
College level US Government class, the bonus question on the final was to name two signatories of the Declaration of Independence. The college Theater majors had putt on 1776 (a play about the writing and signing of the Declaration). The teacher marked them down when they put down the minor characters they had played in the play, because 'the play doesn't matter', rather than just looking at the Declaration and verifying those people did indeed sign. A teacher. For those who've seen the play or movie: Caesar Rodney and Edward Rutledge.
My literature I teacher told us Romeo and Juliet wasn't a tragedy but a lesson on children not disobeying their parents. Granted it was community college but still.
@@debanydoombringer1385 The entire Lang-Lit department in my local community college would crucify your literature teacher for saying that, and I would help them do it.
2:25 I could get down with The USA being older than humanity itself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"when was america founded"
Dude: 1760
""Close, 1776"
Dudes mom watch this: ooohhhhhh ma baby so smart!! He gone be a docta!!!
Imagine if a doc went by the same logic "I was so close" doing surgeries. 😂
All the laughing aside, during this video I realized that my house is decades older than the US, its wild how little time this country has been formed and how much was achieved in the blink of an historians eye.
I think we advanced a bit too fast. We speedran society's downfall.
As a society the US is young, but the US government system is one of the oldest still “operating” governments in the world.
Out of curiosity, what year was your house built?
I’m calling bullshit on this.
Wait I’m a dummy who forgot the rest of the world exists. I must be a zoomed 😂😂😂😂
@@Marco-wp9kw Frankly, I don't know, the earliest trace to date it is a letter, written in 1742 which mentions it's existence. It could be older but who knows. Records don't survive revolutions or wars impeccably
So many excited people, all happy because they where close according themselves.
Let’s do a social experiment and take away all the cellphones and get rid of the internet for about a year or two and see where the world goes
That would be interesting. I think alot of people would end their lifes because they would not get any attention.
@@taagssounds like the problem would solve itself lol
the thing is considering how insane covid made people I'd worry some people would start eating others faces.... Where will all that frustration go when Twitter isn't around?
The internet is not the problem, it is how people use it and more importantly, how governments and corporation compel people to use it.
@@williansnobreunless you have a plan to change people's usage after getting the gov and corpos out of it entirely, I suspect most people would still find ways to fuel their ignorance and narcissism.
All I can say is "bless their hearts"😬
Imagine living in a country so rich and spoiled that the only thing you know about it is that it's bad and patriarchy, while people from all over the world who struggle just to make $100 a month could only dream to be in their position.
As a history buff from nyc I can tell you sitting in class and watching kids struggle to point to China on a map was irritating. The NYC public school system is dogshit and half the teachers could care less. By the time these kids are in high school they have pretty much a 5th grade education.
Things probably changed from when I was in school but because of Bush’s “no child left behind” policy the schools were passing kids to keep their budget.
My senior year of high school I made a couple hundred bucks helping people cheat to pass the regents. The school knew and kept it quiet. Though one of my favorite history teachers was very pissed at me about it.
If you talk to most gangsters they’re going to be even dumber because those were the kids skipping throughout middle/high school and getting arrested.
Lol I love that you were so speechless you couldn’t even bring yourself to say anything during the end credits.
I love that the interviewer gets to the point where she can't take it
"ok, think about it!"
This reminds me of how I used to whup my cousin for saying “east is the direction helicopters come from”
6:53 “We gotta help the kids out; they know as little as I do!”
Had me dying!
This is the Participation Award generation. And yet people are shocked by this, despite the warnings.
on the positive side, imagine if this became a catalyst for some of them, they suddenly start learning more about history with and unbiased view, and love it.
nah theyll twerk on an ambulance during Juneteenth
The irony of having access to most of humanity knowledge, any time, any where, literally at the palm of your hand, and never use it. Perhaps it is because they CAN have it at ANY time, is why they don't bother knowing at all.
Outsourcing brain was a bad idea