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I'm gay, but we used to make fun of insane confused things like that threy or whatever it calls itself. It's so frustrating that the asylum inmates took over the gay community. I used to be proud and supportive, but now, it's so insane and destructive that I want nothing to do with the community, and haven't for quite a few years. It's not just me, lots of my gay friends are like this. We hate it and feel shame and embarrassment. It's also pisses me off that the left has weaponized my sexuality and are actively using it to confuse and destroy the younger generations. I was born this way, but so many of them aren't. They're undoing all that my generation and the older ones fought for.
Well, in the late 80s and early 90s militant gays were dragging celebs, athletes, politicians and musicians kicking and screaming out of the closet to help the fight in the AIDS crisis.
Fauci wasn't wasn't making it easy at all. The political and social power that rose from their activism spawned power hungry people in the community.
LGB are all the letters
being Bi I completely agree, the community has become the monster we originally fought against, it has become the hateful, manipulative and straight abusive thing we put to rest with the original Gay rights movements...
we spent decades trying to scrub the targets from the backs of our heads only for the community to repaint them behind our backs and called it a fashion statement... i am embarrassed for us all for what has become of us
There's a late 70s gay comic from an old first gen comic series that shows a group of gay men that take care of a gay Karen that kept calling police to raid a gay night club out of revenge. The community has always been aware of its trouble makers. That comic wouldn't see the light of day in todays social climate.
@@skylx0812 of course, how dare it suggest that a niche group isn't a hivemind?
If TikTok isn't a psy-op being conducted by the Chinese People's Liberation Army, then it's a real missed opportunity on their part.
Congratulations to whoever Bond villain came up with TikTok it's really evil and very successful
You're not far off. The Chinese tiktoks, for the most part are more educational. They use it to show off new tech, bionc limbs etc. Don't know how true that is, just heard it from another vid
Oh please, you'd have to be blind not to see that.
It is. The promote the crazy stuff and spout woke talking points whenever the US criticizes them.
@@stephenb2276 you mean propaganda
Dylan: "I'm super mega ultra gay"
Dad: "I'd rather you were straight"
Mom: "Get a job"
REAL FACTS
XD
The dad is a little confused but the mom get it.
Dylan was first gay, but gay wasn't gay enough and didn't get him enough attention.
Go mom!
When his mom is literally so disapointed in him the only thing she can say to him is get a house.🤨
The hair growth thing made me die a little inside.
It was hard to listen to.
I almost clicked off..
You were already dead
please don't tell her where fat in human body comes from... save her the big-brain 1000 IQ moment...
Same.... same :( it made me wanna go back to bed and restart the day
Q: What kind of person looks at reality through a filter based on gender?
A: A sexist.
Gay, then queer, then bi, then non-binary, then trans and now maybe somewhat romantically interested in a woman. It's like being straight with more steps.
And he think women are interested in him as more than a friend? Once he start dating women his ass going back to being gay
You’re either normal (straight)… or confused
@@hardway410 It literally wants a vagina so it can be inseminated. Something tells me the women aren't exactly gonna be beating down it's door. 😆
Then again, this is 2022 🤡🌎, when expectations of anything making sense is met with extreme disappointment, so I guess...never say never? 🤔
Doubt that the woman in question was born a woman
@@karlosfandango5705 The only thing inseminating it should be a Flammenpanzer.
And by inseminating I mean incinerating.
"I'm interested in women and she would get me pregnant"
Translation: he's dating a dude who dresses like a woman
Dude looks like a lady
Every time these people talk, the screaming chimp in my brain gets louder. I don't know how much longer I can keep him caged...
Yep
And somehow thinks either one of them could get each other pregnant? I think he's been reading too much fanfiction. Even getting a surgery to change sex wouldn't let you get pregnant
But he/they dont have an egg 😂
"Is there hair in my head?"
There certainly isn't a brain. 😂
"Coming out as gay, then queer, then non-binary, then trans [...]" Wow, it's almost as if you're cycling through this insanity just for attention.
Exactly what they all are doing
To be fair he was raised Mormon so all he knows is cults lol… he just picked a newer one
Well exactly. His true sexuality is "attention whore."
@@EmpureMedia I could forgive a cult. He's alone all the time shooting selfie videos. I doubt he even has a sexual life.
Don't forget bi and transpecies
The thing about existence of social media is that you get to see all the stupid people. Before that, you had to meet them in person. So.. stop using facebook, tiktok or whatever and you'll be golden.
I can't look away tho. The void stares at me back.
Well, some of them _have_ to drive.
I did and it’s phenomenal.
Glad I don't use any of them
Good point, social media makes it appear that these people are everywhere. If I recall correctly, less than 10% of users are content creators, maybe even 1%. Been a while since I heard this stat.
Only the smartest, most logical people use tiktok. We’re so lucky we get to witness them on TH-cam.
I bet Putin loves that Tik Tok is popular in the western culture.
Big brain moves
@@Mangopawsss I wonder why susan doesent take care of them
😎Wow! your words are not just "dripping with sarcasm" their drowning in it Lolz.👌
@@attroenergizer8115 She's the one paying for them to harass channels she deems 'problematic'. Why would she lift a finger to remove them?
What always gets me about these people is we're supposed to respect them for who they've decided to be this week but they can't respect themselves for who they were born as. Its complete hypocrisy.
I wonder what they'll be next week! 🤔
Yup; they demand not only respect but celebration for whatever silly made up s*** they invent to cover their attention hookering, but they cannot extend anything but scorn to straight people, especially men. Shit they can't even leave us alone.
@@mrv.3768 Same as every week unadmittedly confused and confusing.
Very true. The problem is that they're not buying what they're selling either and this is exactly why they're so miserable. Logically, why would you need others to validate or praise you, if you're truly comfortable with who you are? They seek constant validation, because they're deeply unhappy and ashamed of who they are. They don't feel special or desirable or worthy of respect, hence why they demand it so loudly and desperately. It would be incredibly sad, if they weren't so entitled and hateful about it.
People used to say that these kinds of people were born the way they are and that they cant change it but this kind of stuff proves that they were not born that way and that they can change it.
"I never knew my hair grew from my head" i give you exhibit A of why not only should some kids be left behind, but they should be left in the woods
The motto of TikTok: “Abandon all logic and faith for humanity, those who enter here.”
And hope
The most Divine Comedy of the modern era
Monarchies worked before it can work again
Can't imagine what Dante would think about tik tok today.
Unless you're the Chinese version of TikTok.
I love how Siri gender neutral voice is just a slightly butch woman's voice like the vast majority of they/thems lol
Who cares? Those things are literally spying on you for the government. What sane person would use one, let alone care about its gender options?
@@Xbalanque84 it's pretty funny though because most likely 'they' believe 'they' aren't women...but 'they' very often very obviously are women who 20 years ago would of had this phase as 'im a bi vegan feminist now mom' and grown out of it and even the corporate attempt at appeasing them is that exact stereotype. That's just pretty funny to me, it's almost like apple are mocking them to their face.
I have a Chinese phone but I'm more than happy for the CCP to waste their time listening to my bullshit and seeing what a fap to.
@@Xbalanque84 It's humorous, so he laughed at it. Do you need an explanation on how humor works and why people laugh as well?
All the they/thems I've seen are pretty feminine women.
I think I'm starting to feel ill from learning all of this stupid shit, I feel for this man doing it regularly
Yeah for real I gotta take breaks
6:15
This mans laugh is too precious. We must protect it.
Reminds me a bit of the lol champ shaco. Which is a good thing. His voice is cool af
"I've never knew that hair grows up here." Have you never looked in a mirror in your entire life?
Knowing that hair grows on top of your head isn't exactly rocket science.
She's not very bright. Especially with fake nails like that.
She thinks it is stored in her head too! Like there is a bundle of hair that is pushed out like a growing hair barbie or some crap. Can we put flag or bell on people like that so we know and don't spend extra resources keeping them from the eventuality of their self demise through incident of stupid?
She prolly scratched out what was left of her brains with those nails when she got a butt itch...
To be fair I also thought it grew from the tip... when I was 5.
"No girl, calm down - there is nothing in your head - absolutely nothing!"
The girl about the hair in her head. I can't believe she hasn't forgotten to breathe. I've heard people say some really stupid things before, but that...that was wild.
I honestly feel sorry for the parents. Until the day they die, there will be one thought hammering every minute: where did we go wrong?
Most these parents support it
I like how the parents are low-key sneak-dissing him and he doesn't realize it.
Yeah, definitely not smart enough to get it lol
@@cinemint imagine my shock. A severely mentally ill person not getting it.
@@cinemint Considering that he legitimately thought a woman could get him pregnant since he's not heterosexual just shows how either stupid he is.
I have a feeling he made it up so he could end the story saying something "progressive". Who says "I hope you impregnate her" only a nut like that guy would think of a phrase like that. At least that's my opinion.
It's like asking someone how they like your new hair cut and they tell you how Lovely your outfit is. You ask them again and they comment on how wonderful the weather is or they pull out a picture of Captain Picard and tell you how much they love his hair style. Most people would get the hint. Not this genius.
Dylan keeps changing because as time goes on his chosen identity isn't considered oppressed enough for him to continue receiving special treatment, so he has to join the oppressed class of the week to keep his perks.
That covers 90% of them.
Eventually, he’s going to wind his way around to painting himself up in blackface, and then end up cancelled.
It reminds me of that TikToker that had bracelets that corresponded with whatever their gender was for the day or whatever. Who wants to put up with this? It's not like a physical disability where someone physically cannot do something no matter how hard they try. Dylan isn't going to burst into flames if... whatever Dylan is decides to stick to one classification.
@@flarestorm9417
But then Dylan wouldn't be *speshul*
Yup that about sums it up. Next week he will be identifying as a Bald Eagle and claim he is a fucking endangered species.
When you "ended" the video the first time, I can't tell if it was a masterstroke of genius that it was near the 10 minute mark, or a coincidentally added joke. Either way, got an extra laugh out of me. Bless ya papa.
"Haha, that is very funny comrade. Now hands on the wall please."
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
Or just cuss them out for shits and giggles
most people are npc so yeah dont lower yourself to npc level
People say that but I tend to engage them and they fail. Someone tied to call me a bigot and we end up talking about my work out goals (it went there naturally).
These people aren't expecting or capable of holding a conversation so talking to them and asking questions without yelling or insulting them confuses them.
I like the saying “Never argue with a stupid person, as from a distance bystanders can’t tell the difference.”
That’s why you don’t argue. Calmly ask questions and point out where things don’t jive. Make them have to think about and explain their own insanity. They’ll either realize they can’t and wake up, or shut down the conversation.
As a 25 year old, I’m a firm believer in raising the voting age to 30
Paying taxes without being able to choose your elected officials, sounds like a recipe for a disaster
I know a 32 year old at work that watches and donates to Pokimaine.
@@BigTeddies ,
At least in Communism, they ban hip hop, silence the LGBT, and can build skyscrapers in weeks.
What do we get in America?
A senile criminal for president, yay...
@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 can you be a bit more specific? We've had a lot of senile criminals as our president. Or screeching orangutans in bad wigs.
@@Drums_of_Liberation ,
I am speaking of the one in diapers that currently resides in office.
I long for the day when machines take over. At least they will just eradicate this stupid species (humanity) because we are a virus.
For as much as I like your channel I'm shocked I only recently found it. You're doing great stuff.
So glad i found your channel. Its amazing that there are guys as brave as you to freely speak about this crazy, backward and confusing world. You should make a Patreon or something. Youre a beacon of hope that there is still humans with intelligence.
I actually think TikTok does make people dumber, I wish Trump banned it
A study shows that tiktok in China only promotes STEM based videos. While tiktok in America promotes the dumbest things ever… they’re ruining America (even more somehow) in a very smart way.
Yeah i wish trump was still in office because tiktok is making my generation even dumber...... Dont know how you make a fucking gen z even dumber but they have.
He tried, but '81 Million people' went Orange Man Bad...
Literal Chinese psyop app
@@samuelbattershell3413
More people loved Brandon in 2020 than Socialist Mocha Jesus in 2008. Let that sink in.
I feel bad for the dad, he just want grandkids and a normal convesation with his son.
If he cared about his theoretical grandkids he wouldn't want them to have that (redacted) as a father
Oh I can't even imagine the headache I would have if some of these Tik Tok types were my kids! Damn!
I bet he wishes he had pulled out.
Drewbius is 100% right. Many dads wished they pulled out. Either cuz their child is a helpless idiot that’ll never amount to anything or because the wife is a garden tool and wants his money back. Humanity is fucked yo.
That dad was how this guy ended up the way he is. If the dad was a real man he'd have taught better values
Holy shit, I love how serious this guy is, how does he expect anyone to listen to him dressed like that?
I just feel sorry for them. I wish their parents just hugged them more and maybe they wouldn’t hate themselves so much.
"Is there Hair inside my Head?"
Yes...yes it is. Not in everyones Head, but inside your Head for sure.
Who doesn't learn about hair follicles in primary school (elementary school for the Americans)?
@@Apoc5k I mean I didn't in elementary but I moved around a lot so it may have been taught. Learned about it in 6th grade in biology though.
@@aaronmontgomery2055 Wait seriously for us in Australia primary school goes from grade 1 to 7 and high school from 8 to 12.
@@Apoc5k We have elementary kindergarten to 5th grade. Middle school 6 - 8. And high school 9-12
@@DarthLesbian Thanks for the info, I forgot you (Americans) had a middle school.
All these "transitions" like that Dylan person is allegedly going through will only continue until a critical mass of people just hold up their hand and say, "Don't care"
I already don't care. It is nothing to me.
Nailed it
@@samadalhayadi6844 Make sure your country don't allow this nonsense in your lands. It ruins people.
@@olliefoxx7165 They paying us to push this shit in my country.. and you know people are strapped for cash especially now
@@samadalhayadi6844 We're all gonna be third worlders in 30 years if we don't stop them.
Dude I started losing it when you were driving away from supernovas and riding galaxies in your van . This content is wild 😂
this is awesome, so glad i found this channel
"I'd love to see you get a girl pregnant"
My god, what high standards that father has for his precious confused son.
He was low-key making fun of him.
Then his son said... that.
@@TheKenchanx idk, I think the father must be crying to his wife about their son like "wtf did I do wrong?" Or "why couldn't he be normal?", It's not even about being gay or something else, it's just...well, he's like a clown
@@ImAMenace to be fair, I can entirely believe the deadbeat boomer parents being entitled pricks.
kids like this are often the result of absentee or overprotective parenting. No positive male role models
@@luxinvictus9018 yeah, I'd believe that too, his parents must have been push overs, or just lenient enough for an external influence(s) to make him how he is now
@@ImAMenace or just idiots whose son was so mentally damaged by them that they did all this BS.
Love watching him have a breakdown trying to wrap his mind around this nonsense! Feeling so normal again...
I am so glad to be normal and boring. And not confused where hair comes from.
@@RezaQin am only confused where hair comes from when finding it on the floor of my bathroom lol this new generation turning me bald with their nonsense..
An people used to think TH-cam was weird
@@RezaQin same honestly
@@STR0ZZ true
I love that your very first Eldenring shot is you missing that backstab 👍
Continue doing gods work, it´s great content you putting out!
Jesus Christ those eyelashes, it’s like she took two tarantulas and just super glued their ass to her eyelids
I hail from a simpler time when most of these people would've been stuffed in a locker, a trash can or a dumpster. Things were so much simpler then.
And the way things are shaping up, public responses to their madness and virtue-signalling are going to be a _LOT_ worse than old-fashioned bullying *very soon...*
AND THEN someone would use that as a motivator to get REALY good at something whether it was music or art, or tech.
We need to go back to ancient spartan practice of throwing defective babies away
@@roberthipolito1351
Mom: Honey come quick! He’s saying his first words!
Dad: Oh Joy!
Baby: da- da- da~
Dad: Yes, daddy. Can you say daddy?
Baby: Dad I’m an Omnigender poliferous megatron.
Dad: Huhh, I’ll take him out back.
@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 lmao
The answer to her question is YES.
The only thing in her head is dead cells waiting to escape.
There is nothing inside her head
...and lots of air.
“It’s dark inside here…….please let me out”
You know, some people say hair is just dead cells pushing out of your follicles. On the other hand there is a huge market selling things to help your hair be healthy and grow to it's best potential. I legit had an 8th grade science teacher arguing with the whole class saying hair does not grow, it's dead.
@@pineappleparty1624 man your lucky science class was no longer used in my school I graduated without it and the school never acknowledged its exitance
How do you not wake up screaming and drenched in sweat from subjecting yourself to all these TikTok vids dude? Just these quick clips you showed I could feel my brain cells literally committing neck rope.
Also at 13:28 you whiffing that back stab was hilarious
I just discovered your videos. You make the fall of our society hilarious and I love it!
Dylan is the real life version of this meme
2012: Mom, dad, I'm gay
2022: Mom, dad I'm straight
2012 was not ten years ago no matter how much you say it is. It is twoo years ago at most. We have all lost perception of time.
Take me back to 2014 pleeease 😩
Heterosexuality: "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that lead you? Back to me." In the end it seems everyone's gonna fall back to their hated binaries, whether they like it or not.
I'm glad I grew up before social media, and got banned from the few websites I signed up for because I treat idiots the way they deserve.
Oh man, I was in middle school when MySpace fell and Facebook was on the up ad up. I took one look at it and said, "that is the stupidest shit I have ever seen"
@SILVIA CAMORA no thanks were all gay and of we arnt every time we read this ad we turn gay til we close this comment
@@darkangle007811 don't encourage it. Or give it ideas.
I like dix for the moment
@@darkangle007811 it's a malware-spreading spam bot, why are you even responding to it?
You are on the fast track to being cancelled, I will enjoy while I still can, I'm falling out of my chair laughing
The existence of nails like that... It makes me an enemy of human kind.
"White beauty standards"?
So basically the same standards upheld in most of the world besides Africa, and even most of Africa. If you have ever watched an anime, K-pop video (I've only seen the one off Family Guy), any Russian or Chinese model 90% of the standards are the same. Like the only weird thing that could ever be applied to is centuries ago when fatness was considered attractive in Europe because it meant affluent, not necessarily even physically attractive.
Couldn't invent the wheel in 100,000 years yet insists on directing reproductive habits on everyone else... yeah I dont think so africa.
Thank you for being correct. But the problem with special themduviduals like IT goes much deeper and could be very dangerous, for Them Highness included.
"White perspective" which IT dislikes, and it's development across the centuries is the sole reason IT can thrive today and IT is oblivious to that fact.
In Africa, this true definition of privilege would get a necking.
He’s just a self hating racist. He is putting every thought he has in a white box because he’s white, despite the fact that those thoughts may be shared by literally anyone else, while also differing from other white people. This same line of thinking leads racist commies, who emphasize the influence of ‘cultural socialization’ to believe all black people think and act the same. They’re just fucking racists, and spend all day doing cartwheels in their head trying to avoid that reality instead of just learning trigonometry or how to fix a sink.
100 years ago a person weighing 150kg was considered a circus freak, today that's just the average Walmart shopper. What was considered fat centuries ago comes nothing close to what is fat today, and it wasn't fatness considered attractive, but having fat in the right places, being rubenesque.
There have been many robots that were made to judge beauty, and you can guess what the prettiest looked like.
I stand by my words illustrated by Futurama's Professor Farnsworth..."I don't want to live on this planet anymore..."
Ohhhh the Jedi are gonna feel this one….
I agree
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
The eventual Super volcano coming out of yellow stone national park may be severe enough to kill us all when it erupts.
The bad news is it may not erupt for about 5,000 years maybe
I literally say this every fucking day
The planet is ok, it's the people I can't stand.
I mean, it’s one thing to; after some experience early on in life to decide you’re romantically interested in the same sex and then never veer from that. That’s fine, that’s never been a problem in my eyes.
It’s the people who shift their identity 20 times a week that I’m most worried about. At that point I feel if you can’t decide who you are as a person for 21+ years, maybe it’s time to talk to someone.
This is the first video I've watched about you and I think I have to subscribe.
Me too
1:55 - her fingers sound like she is taking a bunch of mechanical pencils and slapping them together in a very annoying way.
The ol' freddy krueger claws
crazy seeing you here.
accurate
@@Trimondius thats what I was thinking too
@@chynaanderson494 I'll never understand how anyone can type with those nails. Had to haul ass with some group work in college because a teammate typed as slow as shit.
"Trying to figure out these peoples sexuality is like trying to read a Rorschach puzzle."
On a gyroscope!
XD
I do not care.
" end the video mama Susan will not tolerate this one" this has got to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen from Big Papa Sigma Gundam
I like what you did there with your intro hahaha that’s awesome
“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community. Then they were quickly silenced, but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It’s the invasion of the idiots.” - Umberto Eco
and calling them out is punished instead
Idiots definitely don't drink wine. It's way too good for them.
I miss when Tumblr was a quarantine for these nutcases.
Dillon is a masterpiece. His therapist is going to make bank on deciphering his case and translating it into writing.
Seriously. There's so much source material to make long form thesis as a written critique going over every redundant detail. It would take ages to document the madness of tik tok
Dillon isn't hard to decipher. He just pulled a real life Mr Garrison.
I'm pretty sure that Dillion's therapist hung himself after 5 minutes of talking with him.
Real life Arkham Asylum.
The doctors trying to help these people turn out to be crazier themselves.
Dunno about that, pretty sure it would go something like "Dillon, you're an attention-seeker, get a hobby or a pet."
You guys think he has ever seen a therapist?
If he is its a bs therapist who just tells him how special he is and males his delusions worse.
Theres no way hes working on getting over these delusional beliefs, he just keeps digging and digging and making them even more sore with any bs thing he can come up with.
People who realise they uave ment** problems go se a therapist. This guy thinks hes a unicorn hes so special. Why would he try to "fix" his problems? He doesnt even see himself as having any problems.
Even if he went to a therapist that tried to help, hed probably call them a bigot and get them cancelled
Dylan has come full circle and is now transitioning back to a Cis male.
Gundam, I've recently listened to your music and I can't get enough. Also the girl at the beginning of the video made me want to put my brian in a blender.
Q: What kind of humanoid looks at reality through a filter based on race?
A: A racist.
Simple and sweet. I love it. Great job making this, bud.
Mhm. I love that double standard so much where you could be talking about literally anything and THEY are the ones to bring color into the argument. It's extremely telling
@@andrewmeyer3599 Tru fax.
The democrats want you to forget they were the ones that created the KKK.
Colourblind. Its a way of life seeing only in muted tones.. humankind is one race.
We cant breed with any other types of life, can we?
"Hair in your head" is literally something that was debunked in an episode of Hey Arthur from the 90s
Which episode was that?
@@HebiHouse the episode when D.W. thought herself a "scientist" and had her own little science show saying things like "hair grows out of your head, you have a limited supply. That's why you lose your hair as you get older" and things like that.
Two videos by this guy, I'm subscribing
It's a good thing they threw out the biology classes that teach about hair follicles and went straight to 24/7 social justice indoctrination. Everyone knowing nothing and being pissed off all the time should make the future better.
PSA: It’s 2022 and we’re online. You can be super-straight and still call yourself gay. Don’t question it because it makes no sense.
It’s like they passed out a mic and a camera at a psych ward
7:42 I never realized you had this art available XD
TikTok is where even Twitter goes "damn, you're too crazy for us"
'Non-Binary living quarters' Even the buildings are getting pronouns. God forbid I need to ask for consent just to go inside my home in the future. What if I want to use the back door?
Too bad that won't matter when war hits Ukrainian all these people are going to be bitching about it but then people say Putin don't give a crap about your pronouns.
Sorry sir are you attempting to sodomise your own home?
Take him/her to dinner first.
What does non-binary living quarters even mean? Gender-neutral bathrooms make sense because they accommodate both sexes and then some, but non-binary has no biological component. What would a non-binary person need that a male or female wouldn't?
Have we reverted back to segregation?
You win the internet with "the year 2000" sketch reference! WINNING!
1:56
"Is there hair in my head?"
Me, "Hairbrained, I get it now"
Why does everyone think they're beautiful by making themselves look like creatures that make Golum look like a normal human being?
Poor papa Gundum, you're jokes are so reasonable but I don't know why people call it hate speech?
Just wait till he finds out about what our California governors been doing then
That's what they're told is now "beautiful." Propaganda works and with the sub 70 IQ of modern people, it works wonders. All you have to tell people is that it's current year to do and be a certain way and boom... They'll not only believe it but abandon their culture for it because the woke said so and if not, they'll call them names. We are doing extreme damage to the future of the human race by continuing to let this happen.
@@necodriver1419 yea cause who needs logic and common sense when instead you can have 1000 genders
Fake nails like that look absolutely ratchet and disgusting, I'll never understand why anyone would think they look good. And the ones the girl in this video has are probably the worst I've seen yet.
edit: they consider any type of criticism "hate speech" because they refuse to accept who they are and refuse to make an effort to better themselves. that's why most of them are like this, scared to look in the mirror and face the truth so instead they try to pretend like they can change into a totally different person
I think they call it hate speech because they hate listing to logic and reason, hell I think they all it hate speech because they hate thinking about others opinions.
Its a scary time when you can't tell if someone is trolling or really that stupid
Oh its evident. Jus dont care. I watched the internet happen. Shits so jaded -nothing is a surprize mothafuka😎🙈🙉🙊
the amount of things that you'd think couldn't happen in the last 7 years but did *cue the various "challenges" here* and just many kids didn't just use common sense for them is nuts.
Ok, i get it kids are kids but i knew what to eat and WHAT NOT TO long ago. also, nuts how quick many worship these bland social media stars too my god.
Don't talk to them, don't serve them at your business.
Idiocracy wasn't a comedy movie. It way a prophetic warning.
The part I'll never understand is how they think they can demand others be happy and accepting of who/what they say they are when they themselves are clearly desperately UNhappy about it.
So, I'm watching this on the day Shifty Shellshock died, so when Gundam mentioned Crazy Town, I almost spat out my potatoes.
Remember the good old days when the most adored rock bands made out of dudes wearing dresses on stage? And no one cared? And they call this evolving...? Kids are dumb.
They were so masculine they had to use makeup and long hair to tone it down, lest people's heads explode from the power.
What let’s me sleep at night is my belief that at least SOME of this shit is grade A+ satire and rage bait…
I wish, but satire is dead. You can't be more ridiculous than reality anymore
Sadly, satire is reality at this point. I've seen all the jokes I was making 5-10 years ago come to life.
Gundam you're the man love your videos bro keep up the good work 👍👍
"You have now pushed the realms of my understanding"
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge child support.
It's best to avoid even getting to that point, by practicing "safe sex", which is using a fake name.
Nice word play on the dodgeball quote, greatest movie ever
5:15 This exactly what happens when you’ve spent all your time on tumblr, Twitter, etc. I blame the parents for not being more active in his life. It looks as if they worked so hard to give him whatever he wanted rather than what he truly needed. This made it easier for these people to manipulate him into think he’s this or that. I know that I’m not the only one that notices that these people come from middle class families and seem to lead boring lives where they didn’t feel special in the slightest.
When I was in Jobcorp roughly Aug 2016-aug 2017(U.S. program) I met a kid, call him Will. He thought you could buy car at a car show on bid for 10 bucks, he thought kissing caused pregnancy, he thought the Bible was written by Noah. There is more stuff, but basically, he was sheltered. We tried to teach him, like... an entire dorm of 17-24 (age restrictions on the program) and some dorm staff would correct him and talk with him and explain this shit. He ended up hearing about sex. I want to stress, beyond being ignorant of a lot of shit, Will wasn't stupid... but he heard about sex and decided he'd pay a guy to suck said other guy's dick. I mean he paid a dude 20$ for it. You might ask, "why a guy, why did he pay? " etcetera etcetera... I don't know. Will came out of that bathroom into the main dorm, wiped his mouth and said he was gay. We all stopped what we were doing and asked Will what the fuck he had done. (Like 8 guys were sitting there on couches, some watching TV, some playing cards etc) I happened to walk in to hear the later half of it. I hope Will isn't dead, because last I heard his parents disowned him and he had no choice but to walk off center in that state or get drove to his home state.
definitely alot of these idiots are from high or middle class. Bc I sure never see lower class act this way, and the few that do is bc they are influenced by Twitter or tik tok. Personally I think dealing with struggles and problems shape you, by building your character, strengthening or reevaluating your morals, stressful your limits. If you have it easy in life, nothing is built, you are just a blank slate with no meaning or value. And in search of some self meaning, they create it, in today era, with gender roles. Dude went to say gay he did a 360 and now likes women, but think a woman can get a man pregnant. That's logic from someone who never had to use critical thinking in his life.
@@LazGato Yeah, I can definitely say you've got good points here and you put it very well. That's it, no but or however. You have a good one and take care of yourself.
Her: " Is there hair in my head?"
Me: No there's nothing in your head.
Omg, the hair lady. Holy shit, 🤣 Tell her yes, the hair is growing out of your skull
"I just want you to get a woman pregnant."
"Nah, she'll get me pregnant."
My concussion-addled brain: XD
China could fight America or they could just rot it out from within with Tik Tok. Mission being accomplished.
That is the plan.
War is not the same as it used to be. Modern war is waged in cyberspace as well as within the human mind. We've been in the midst of war for a long, long time now. A war without end.
Nah idiots like those tik Tok people number in just the thousands. Not enough of them thank God. The mass majority of people in the US and the world for that matter consider these people insane
Like that Matt guy above my first comment. Insane
@@RoomerJ Unfortunately the vast majority of people in the U.S. also refuse to put a stop to their degeneracy out of fear of being called mean words like "homophobic" and "intolerant".
The vagina isn’t the problem…. It’s the lack of a uterus… you know… the place where the baby grows….
Dylan’s the type of person to get upset at someone for misgendering them but Dylan doesn’t even know who Dylan Is 😂
Can’t blame the father not wanting his family line to become a genetic dead end
That's why you have more than one child and hit them when they act stupid like these people.
Yeah, I think it's okay if Dylan is the end of the line.
Yeah as the father I think I’d be okay with the end coming
@@MarkPeterson2023 remember when real parent used to kill or disown these freak back in the days.
how much i miss it
I've always wondered how do women wipe their arse with those nails.. I assume it's a difficult process :D
Maybe they pinch the tp between the nails and use em like tweezers
Or maybe they just use em like scoops
Ask Cardi B.
They don't, that's the trick
@@Bendi_Tosnigas so Tariq Nasheed had a point with his hit single "Wash Yo Azz"
Love that I got an ad for TikTok on this specific video
Lmao the hair bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ive been laughing this whole time out of sheer confusion and bafflement at the level of stupidity from these people! Gundam, i pray for your sanity given that you subjugate yourself to these torments for us all! Keep doin what you do and godspeed yah crazy diamond!!
Godspeed You Black Emperor?
Shine On You Crazy Diamond?
Tik tok is just accelerating us toward the end.
Why do you think it's named Tiktok.?
To get the answer; we'll play the popular game Riddles For Third-Graders(que the game show intro jingle)
Q:What destroys itself from within after several successive tik-toks have lapsed?
Reply with obvious realization
Dylan's sexual journey is more confusing than John's journey through The End Times in the book of Revelation.
Dylan informs his parents. His parents response: whatever Dylan, have you found a job yet?
Ok start disowning your "children" and let tiktok and Twitter adopt these people.
That’s what the Chinese want
@@desmonides the Chinese can take these ones.
Two things different compared to 1985. People all act as celebreties, people all broadcast it. But the stupidity does not change much. In 1985 if you dressed up as Micheal Jackson, people laughed at you and you'd get beaten to a pulp. So we all shut up and took it. It's called HUMILITY. That's why we're all ashamed, it's sane to be ashamed. Today they call it a disorder and give you pills to act shamelessly if the natural anxiety of being wrong about something in front of your peers kicks in...They call ''making sure you don't say or do stupid things'' a disorder. What can you do?
This. This was just explained much better than I have ever been able to. Shame is gone.
Tick Tock is where insanity spreads!
There is an old saying I now understand "there is nothing sadder than an old queer"
That first girl has to be a troll. I refuse to believe otherwise
The hair growth part is easy. We obviously all have hair colored playdough deposits that form beneath the skin push outwards at a steady rate.
Only when someone pushes down on my head tho
That makes more sense than what she said about her thoughts on hair growth.
Lol, Girl does fake lashes and fake nails and manages her brows.
You're telling me this idiot never noticed how the hair in her eyebrows grows? Or body hair?
Just like those tamarind candies where you push on the bottom of a face to make the candy come out as hair on the top.