THE TAYLOR LAUTNER MOVIE YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED, "TRACERS"| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT KennieJD
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“This is his best performance”
Okay but let’s not forget the masterpiece that is shark boy & lava girl
I commented that she should watch it lmao
Its iconic
ah yes... my childhood. I loved that movie fhshsh
My little child self love that movie 😂 I even have a crush on Taylor as Sharkboy because he is so cute in that movie, I ended up making a surprised Pikachu face when I realize that he is Jacob from Twilight 😂😂😂
I must be a lot older than all of y’all, my kids watched shark boy and lava girl and I was quite surprised when they showed me Jacob from twilight was that same boy. It definitely made us all feel pretty awkward. I never watched twilight though and I don’t really want to.
WTF that was him??
"a down on his luck filipino man" TELL ME WHY I DIDNT HESITATE TO BELIEVE THAT LMFAO
Sameeee 😂😂😂 I mean he can definitely pass as phillipino
I almost messaged my Pinay boys like, "I just found a movie you are gonna HAAAAAAAAAATE!"
Me toooo
"Racial Chameleon"
"Original Spicy White"
*I'M SCREAMING, BUT WHERE'S THE LIE?!?!?!*
hahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhaa I screamed when she said that.
In Wings 😭Today's Lie's anniversary 😭
so anyone who's not black is white i guess lol..
?
Shmaples from google: Lautner has Austrian, Dutch, English, French, German, Irish, and Swiss ancestry
@@evafono5668 wtf????? I thought he was native American??? I'm shocked
“White people love climbing on things.”
I mean... you’re not WRONG-
I like climbing on things😝🤣🤣🤣
What even is gravity?
This aged well-
Even more ironic with the whole scaling the capitol walls thing 😂
I am LIVING for these parts of the commentary. It’s so true! 🤣🤣🤣
If Taylor Swift married Taylor Lautner, they’d both be Taylor Lautner...
It's too early for this...
@@kingkris6877 like the previous comment said its too early for this😂😂
I'm dying. Stop. 😩😩😂😂😂💀💀
They'd be Taylor squared
Taylor Taylor
when she says “what is up homeskilit biscuit?” for some strange reason, i feel so loved☺️
it’s not strange when it comes from her
she has this vibe that makes me feel calm 🥰
Me TOO 🥰
Everytime she says it I go 🥺
ME TOO!!!!!! 😊♥️
ash 2018 it is me!!! thank you so much🥰
“No offense to Floridians but yall wild”
None taken, we are a bit crazy, i blame the humidity.
💀
I find it interesting that I can think of 2 face earners from Florida. Just an observation
also being surrounded by water
Constant 100 degree weather probably has smth to do with it too tbh
A bit? Lmfao
Oh my god I didn’t think I’d ever seen this movie but I got HALFWAY through the video and realized I HAVE SEEN IT. Sis was not joking when she said that the movie was forgettable.
When I tell you I did the same omfg
omgggg same
I've seen it, remembered the title not the plot
Same 😂
lmao was just about to comment the same thing 😂😂
I'm surprised Tom Cruis wasn't in here with all that running.
Yooooo. I can't. These comments got me weak.
💀✋🏽
Taylor does look a little bit like him.
Lol
His career went downhill when everybody found out he was white
Big facts
I was today years old when I found out that Taylor Lautner was white. I'm still having trouble believing it. He isn't even Mediterranean or something!
@@rachelhallie7483 look up his family photos, it's shocking..
All that time I thought he was my brown king.
He's only like half white at the most. He said he is part Native American.
Taylor Lautner walked so Noah Centineo can run. The original white boy in every teen movie.
Although Noah doesn’t have any of the ~spiciness~ that Taylor had/has.
I'M SCREAMING😂😂
deceased 💀
😂😂😂
He doesn’t, and yet he was still cast as a replacement for a Latino character on The Fosters
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you need to stop
Taylor “This is going to get VERY ugly” Lautner 💀💀
I-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I screamed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
GIRL I CRIED
Damn, she DOES look like a female Taylor. Actually, she just looks like Taylor in general.
I can’t unsee it
They really look like cousins and I can't unsee it
I just read that they dated for like three years before this movie! :o
Alexandra Chavez Whoa. We already know this man dated someone with his *same* first name, but he dated his own lookalike as well?? The narcissism vibes are strong 😅
@@ambriaashley3383 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you were trying to figure out how he knew the Black single mother I said... out loud... well CLEARLY that's his cousin🤣🤣
I’m sorry but how is no one talking about this movie being a rip off of the Joseph Gorden-Levitt movie Premium Rush?!?
The Chinese mob! Bike messenger! They literally used the scene where Joseph Gordon-Levitt runs into a car and gets thrown over it!
I mean come on, the only thing that’s ‘original’ is the parkour!
i literally came into the comments to say this but you did thank fuck. premium rush was a much better movie than this trash lord 😔
Thats what i thought before! I thought no one noticed this. Dang the first scene was carbon copy of that movie lol i immediately goes "wait is this premium rush?"
I mean the whole point of the movie is the parkour
You should do another series called “Good Movies and a Glam” and talk about movies you actually like.
But what should she do while talking about the good movies? Take her make-up off?
@@andyenglish4303 yes
Andy English yes a skincare routine
@@andyenglish4303 lool
And she should do skincare instead
He wonders why Bella didn’t choose him...
You're going to jail I- 🤣💀💀
Im crying!
💀
Damn! This burn was so bad, I felt it.
STOOOP😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A lot of ppl don’t know about “Abduction” either 😌💀
I know about both of these movies 😂😂😂
Senamile Mndaba as you should!! 💅🏾💅🏾
Was that the movie with Lily Collins
slavin manov yes lmao
I definitely didn't
"Unfortunately this is his best performance" you're forgetting about The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
I hit like as soon as I heard “A down on his luck Filipino man” 😂
“The original spicy white” made me think of Popeyes 🤦🏾♀️
😭😭😭
“Female Taylor Lautner”
I- don’t disrespect Octavia Blake like this 😭😭
Ikr my girl Octavia does not need to be treated like that 😖
Like hasn't O gone through enough already!? 😭
Wait does anyone know when the next season is coming out??😭😭
@@Simsammah next season? Season 7 is currently airing. Well there was a 3 week break but it's back on Wednesday. Just 3 eps left I think.
Samantha Do you mean the next episode? It comes out September 9th. Just gotta wait a few more days 🙂
"The original spicy white, Taylor Lautner" *TOOK ME OUT*
Two things. Yes there is a Chinese American Mafia and they are recruiting y'all. I'm Puerto Rican and I got in.
Multiple people performing parkour are called Parkourist...at least that's what the Chinese American Mafia told me.
THEY'RE RECRUITING????? AND YOU GOT IN??? I'm not gonna lie this is like shocking to me, I don't hear or see stuff like this. I lowkey wanna join cuz I have been talkin to friends about something like this for like 2 years now😆
Oh they're recruiting right now? What's the pay and what's the benefits package looking like?
isn't that sorta dangerous???
Not y’all taking them seriously💀
do you know if the chinese mafia on the us has like a linked in profile or something i'd love to apply for a job
"Chinese American crime syndicate?"
...girl have u not heard of the Triads!?
Right? Wtf. I feel like she's coming off really privileged in this video, pretending anything less than middle class life experience is funny and stupid.
@ALX BO nah you're right, I guess it just rubbed me the wrong way. It does seem pretty clear that she doesn't have life experience outside upper middle class tho. But that's fine.
@@katevgrady that's a stretch. Not knowing triads doesn't mean you're upper middle class or something(not that that's a bad thing at all). Maybe she just doesn't know anything about new york? We can't know everything
@@melliexcx nah you're right I think I was just in a bad mood that day
@@katevgrady alrighty. Happens to be the best of us!
"A down on his luck Filipino man" I diedddd😂😂😂😂
'best movie hes been in' have you SEEN shark boy and larva girl how dare you
He should have gotten an academy award for his Very Mildly Threatening Lullaby.
The lack of shark boy and lava girl reviews/reactions on TH-cam is honestly disheartening
I commented about it and now I'm going through the comments, so many if us have agreed its an iconic movie
@@joz- too iconic
Larva girl😭
It’s so strange that Taylor Laurent can literally pass as any race (besides white) and is only...white lol
Omg you mean to tell me that this man is just white... I have been bamboozled
@@muna4213 same 🤣🤣🤣
He claims to have "distant Native American ancestry" but idk man
@@makeilaha6155 apparently he's 1%, I suck at math so I'm not sure how many generations back that is
"I can't believe it's not butter" except, "I can't believe he's not native".
"not against briiiiiiiiick, you're gonna mess your skin up. You're gonna need some aloe vera or some neosporin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm WHEEZING
Lmao you singing “dashi run run run” 😂😂
i noticed that TOO💀💀💜
i was looking for this comment lol
I was taken aback real quick, I wasn’t expecting it at all 💀
When?
@@Andrea-pr7wo 15:03
1. Yes there is a Chinese mafia in NYC.
2. Florida do be wildin’
3. Kennie, glad to see you lookin in good spirits
there is?????? 🦉
Dwightisme in China Town they handle they’re own problems. On the chance that an unidentified murder makes the papers it’s kinda understood that the mob was involved
Anisha B. nyc sounds fucking wild but i still want to move near there lmao
Dwightisme People are insane in NYC. Smells like marijuana and everyone drives like a madman.
1. I suspect there may be one where every Chinatown is. My mom and I (stupidly) out loud at a Chinese take out place were asking about who handles the crime in Chinatown cause we never see cops like in other lower income hoods and we kinda got a suspicious answer by a cook.
2. Yeah we do.
3. YEAH! YAY!
‘It’s the chloroform of films’ that shouldn’t have been as funny as it was 😂😂😂😂
I had to pause and look at the comments to see if someone already mentioned it so I wouldn't get repetitive. Totally going to steal that.
When she said it i had to rewind b/c i thought i was trippin lol
having sex with a lookalike is selfcest. that’s a fan fiction term but I’m not sure if that word actually exists 💀
It is on urbandictionary lol
Romi Lemon I just wasn’t sure because of the autocorrect 💀
Me: I like it.
I’ve... Ive never heard this. But it’s on urban dictionary so it must me true 😂😂😂😂👏👏
You're giving me Oncler fandom flashbacks😭
She looks like Taylor, excuse me? He can only dream to have that jawline ma'am.
They have a similar look and his jawline is better.
"white people always climbing on things"
"they don't believe in gravity"
GIRL 😂🤣
When kennie said "not against brick you gonna mess your skin up you gonna need aloe vera and some coco butter and neosporin" as a black girl who gets hyperpigmentation from hearing a mosquito! I felt that😩😩
@@sephirothswh0re598 it is a daily battle my skin has improved so much I I exfoliate with a African net sponge and use dove unscented soap everyday I also wear spf 30 or higher on my body everyday nothing will happen over night but with consistency and improvement good luck on your journey 🥰
Your wings are on point.
It's looks like you want to fly away from the bad movies
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
That's literally what she's trying to do.
This movie was just made to show off how cool parkour is lol
Shit really does go down in Chinatown, especially back in the day with gambling rings, gangs and stuff; From the 50s to the 90s; Probably still now but even more discreet
You're right but "shit goes down in Chinatown" made me cackle
“Taylor Lautner plays a down on his luck Filipino man”
Kendall why do you hate us 😂🤣
Kendall please watch red riding hood it’s a 2011 movie that is directed by the same director who did the first twilight and girl it’s trash and bonus Charlie Bella’s dad is in it
I was just watching Dylan Is In Trouble’s reaction to it
Kalaina Shaw same
@@kalainashaw423 Dylans reactions are amazing
That movie legitimately horrified me as a child cuz my pea sized brain only remembered tid bits and thought she had sex with an actual wolf 🥴
I don't remember anything about this movie but I remember it was bad. Also Gary oldman is in it I think??
Ain't that Octavia? She really does look like Taylor
It is! I found out they dated a bit irl and it was so weird to see😂
seriously why is she in such a bad movie she's such a good actress tf. O would just slaughter the maffia and be done with it.
@@mylifeismadness5465 Now I see that more than looking like Taylor Lautner woah😮
@@mylifeismadness5465 she looks like she could be their child lol
“They end up in Chinatown which if you recall they aren’t supposed to be”
Me: wait what happened to his bike??...
When they did the chase scene (where she was scaling scaffolding n shit) he locked up his bike n then came back to find his wheels n shit gone😂😂😭
When I read the title, I immediately thought "I've seen this movie more times than I'd like. It's bad, but it isn't forgettable." Then I realized I was talking about Abduction. I had completely forgotten about the parkour movie, lol.
“Know your worth, criminals.” Iconic line
“know your worth, criminals out there” - kennie 2020
*Another ep of kennie roasting movies while looking stunningly attractive*
Edit: can we talk about Kennie singing Run - BTS 😍
Timestamp please👀
@@heyitzfafa9505 it's at 15:04
Taylor 'this could get VERY ugly' Lautner lmaaooooo I'm crying
Bad movie rec: Hisss on Netflix. The cover image is literally a woman making out with a snake.
😨🤢
So Netflix supports both pedophilia and bestiality. What next?
@@helloill672 shes not human I think shes the shapeshifter.
@@archerart Well that's slightly better, but still messed up
When you said the love interest looks like a "Female Taylor Lautner," I did not expect it to be Octavia Blake asdfghjklahs I legit had no idea that she was in this movie. I knew Marie and Taylor dated for a bit, but that's it.
i know right. i also feel like octavia does not deserve to be compared to taylor ✨spicy white✨ lautner
Girl that is NOT Octavia Blake 💀💀💀 it’s Marie Avgeropoulos
I’m terribly sorry but when you said, “ Hi! It’s Kendall here! “ all i heard was, “ MY NAME IS CANDLE” from Kendall Jenner.
oop we have the same last name 🤭
so does George
@@spaghett1tacos so does Kerry
So does Denzel
Xharia Washington oop 🥴
You see “Lautner girl” I see Octavia Blake from the 100.
I never noticed how similar to Taylor Lautner she looks
I love marie 😔
Ok but imagine if Taylor Lautner played Bellamy 😂
@@emilyboudrias6929 NO
I found out that Shark Boy and Lava Girl is getting a reboot
SharK Boy and Lava Girl would be a cool bad movies and a beat since it's SO BAD
Edit: AND it has a baby Taylor Lautner
Edit 2: so many people have commented about the same thing, that it is such a good bad movie. Kendall if you can please watch its iconic plus you said you wanted more action
Don’t come for my favorite childhood movie like that😖
@@kalainashaw423
Its my fave too but without the childhood nostalgia theres not much. Although the concept is GOLD. The idea that if you dream something hard enough it comes true to so good.
I used to watch it and all the spy kid movies on the loop. They are my childhood
It wasn’t awful but it was kinda bad
@@chillsis1650 amazing in concept and idea but the execution was poor. Its the type of bad you can enjoy, besides it WAS a children's movie.
@@SpyderT22
Its iconic
Hey! Ryan Little here. It's always amazing to hear my music in your video! I'm glad that you continue to enjoy and use it. Loved your video, as always
Wait.....
Why did I JUST get that “bad movies and a beat” refers to beating you face and not the Justin Bieber song. Maybe sniffing all those markers in middle school did make me dumber 💀
“Our favourite racial chameleon” 😂
I've been watching kennie for almost a year now and I JUST realised I'm a home skillet buiscuit, and it irrationally gave me a happy boost?
Yeah I love that feeling. It makes me grin every time she says it.
They really thought abduction and tracers were gonna be taylors breakout roles into action movie superstardom, then he played a hillbilly in a Adam Sandler movie
“They don’t believe in gravity.” 😂😂😂
"A down on his luck Phillipino man" I SCREAMED
Still waiting for Vampire Academy to be a part of this series😭
Yo Trin Lovell just uploaded a video on it yesterday😱 since Idk Vampire Academy, I'll watch Trin's video for now
@@isthatachicken I watch Trin Lovell too!
I'm still waiting for the second installment in that movie series. Come on 😫 that cliff hanger can't be left alone
That girl isn't the same that plays Octavia in "The 100"? I remember always laughing at some scenes because she DOES look like him 😂
Yeah that's her😂
Kennie IMMEDIATELY earned a sub when both of us started singing “Run” by BTS at the same time❤️
Where ? Time stamp?
mariposa at 15:03
I was just going to comment this!
watching bad movies and a beat is such a creature comfort for me. something about these videos is just so inviting, like getting a coffee with some friends and shit talking people you knew in high school. idk i love these videos, thank you for making my weekends the bomb!
Me too. It has the same vibe as videos I watched when i was an Anti SJW but progressive
I love how we were on the same wave length with BTS and Kevin Hart references there at the end lol hahaha
Florida really is different tho lol and that's coming from a Floridian 😂
The fact that I actually didn’t know this movie existed makes the title a 100x funnier 💀
As a Floridian I will say LOL you’re not wrong. We’re a mess. 😂 I still don’t get why they had to leave tho. That makes absolutely no sense even in Florida standards 🤷🏾♀️
They could've just said the Chinese American Mafia was also in Florida and tie that plot point together but I guess they said _"Meh it's FL, that's good enough reason to leave"_
@@ThexDynastxQueen I mean, that's my exact reason for leaving Chicago, but...
😂💀💀
I know I'm late, so forgive me if this has already been addressed: "Parkour people" are sometimes called "traceurs" (which in English would be a "tracer").
Source: I used to know a bunch of parkour people and we'd talk about parkour in movies, but I don't recall anybody ever mentioning this movie.
she had the chance to say “it’s a chlorofilm” and she didn’t take that chance 😔✊🏾
"Racial chameleon" "spicy white" 🤣🤣🤣 I love BMAAB. 🧡🧡
I just realized "the Black lady" is played by Amirah Vann, who played Tegan Price on How to Get Away With Murder...
Omg I just realised that
You are so damn beautiful, WTF? I see your face, then I’m like... “god really do be picking favorites, huh?”
"This is his best perfomance"
But have you seen Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Omg Kendall! I watched Time To Hunt on Netflix with my bf. In my defense, a movie reviewer told me it was a hidden gem. GIRL. Every other scene had us saying "what?!" in the end, he said to me... You did this to us 🤣 It had so much potential 😩 but turned out to be so BAD. Highly recommend
He took off his mask during a heist because he can't see?! What? 💀
I wish I could say that's unrealistic but look at all the excuses that people use to not wear their masks during a literal pandemic 😬
It reminds me of the bag scene in Django 💀
nobody:
taylor lautner: im already tracer
(no im not sorry ill die w my sins)
I lost it😭😂when he took off the mask and said “I can’t see with this shit on”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am so glad I'm not the only person who sings "dasi run run run" whenever I hear or say the word run 😅🙈
you're aren't alone sis
The issue is not that I DIDN'T know the movie exists, it's that you REMINDED me
The original spicy white 😂😂
That sound like a delicious chicken sandwich 😂
LisaFrank39 ikr 😭😂
For who? Loooool.
He is part Native American clearly!
When he was sliding down the brick wall I could feel my skin peeling off💀🤢😭my back could feel the burns and pain😭😭
Why did I scream when he said “I CANT SEE SHIT WITH THIS THING ON”😭😭😭😭😭😭every time he tries to be angry it’s so fucking funny
“A chloroform film” is such an amazing statement. Like I’ve never heard that before and it caught me off guard but I immediately knew what you meant.
The tone of that sweater is so nice, where'd you get it? It looks so good on you😌
I NEED some “what is up home skillet biscuit?” and bad movies & a beat merch 😍
I have NEVER been this early...honestly proud of myself
your look just transports me to memories of fall afternoons filled with cinnamon-sugar and a good book 🥺♥️
"They don't believe in gravity" had me all the way fucked up 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂 honest to God how I remember Lily Collins too, the girl with the brows
Remember when everyone had a crush on the guy🤦🏽♀️
Wasn’t expecting another mention of the hilarity that was Omar Epps from last week but you hit me with it a few seconds in and I died 😂
“What do you call parkour people?”
The movie: is literally called the name for it (tracer)
“Not against brick” had me crying 😂😂😂
I'm loving Kennie showing off her manicure as a distraction for her saying "park, park, park people" 😂
I have never clicked faster in my life
Me too
Same af
LITERALLY
Sameee
took the words out my mouth
Let us pray for Kennie’s hair line 🙏🏾
The way I screamed WHAT when you said, "A down on his luck Filipino man." lmao
I literally lost my mind when you started singing Run by BTS💖💖
reminds me of that bad tiktok “I wanna be tracer.”
That wasn’t bad lmfao
Chill Sis you right 🗿
Pastelkandies. I know