Eight Crazy Nights - Nostalgia Critic

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  • How is it a cartoon of Adam Sandler is even less funny than the real Adam Sandler?
    Originally aired on 12/10/2013.
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  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    I asked a Jewish friend of mine if it sucks not having that many Hanukka specials and he told me this...
    "Nah cuz we got the Rugrats."
    Fair point.

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      All you need is one good one to cherish I suppose. And I totally forgot rugrats did a special on Hanukah.
      Yet again it was Blues Clues that taught me about Hanukah and Kwanzaa.

    • @allamericantrolling
      @allamericantrolling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And like that all the memories of the Rugrats Hanukkah episodes come back

    • @tanimation7289
      @tanimation7289 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Can you tell me which episodes are the more Jewish episodes. I mean I know the episodes are real but I do know the names.

    • @lLIBER4TORl
      @lLIBER4TORl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tommy's grandparents were Jewish. I always liked that theme that played whenever they showed up lol

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I gotta agree! A Rugrats Chanukah was my introduction to Hanukkah! I also learned about Passover from A Rugrats Passover!
      Hanukkah specials are more commonplace these days (the Seahorse character's family in Baby Shark's Big Show celebrates it) as people are more aware of the fact not everyone celebrates Christmas!

  • @malango255
    @malango255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    a deer smiling with poop in his teeth........... what the fuck.........

    • @TheArceusftw
      @TheArceusftw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I guess it brings literal meaning to the prase "Crap eating grin"?

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Welcome to the creative mind of Adam Sandler.

    • @SugarSyrupQueen
      @SugarSyrupQueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Tristan Hartup "Creative" and "Adam Sandler" don't really fit in the same sentence.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FuryOfAxel I use "creative" in a sarcastic manner

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean, in a "divine" manner?

  • @brytonup1551
    @brytonup1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    I’m not ashamed to admit that the songs in this movie are super catchy and the part where he opens the card is great

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Except when Whitey sings.

    • @meatymaggot
      @meatymaggot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whitey sounds like my English/Literature teacher XD

    • @bitchass8411
      @bitchass8411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@funnyblog100 that's a technical foul

    • @frankbaz6449
      @frankbaz6449 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watched it again last nite. All I could think was, "People in the oughts actually found this funny! " And that includes me unfortunately..

    • @brytonup1551
      @brytonup1551 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frankbaz6449 in the oughts? Wdym? And yeaaa the humor got me when I was like 12-13 but the story is still nice and the opening song is a great holiday bummer song

  • @uglyguy2519
    @uglyguy2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    22:50 Is nobody gonna mention how perfect that transition was? If it was just a coincidence, then wow.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He’s even in the same pose

  • @tankjones9964
    @tankjones9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4236

    Want to feel depressed? this is animated by the same studio who did ‘iron giant’

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      spider warrior Damn. And I thought my ex gave me enough depression.

    • @lonelyviews1357
      @lonelyviews1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      That doesn’t make me depressed, Critic himself even said the animation in this is amazing. This shows me *they* continue to do great work.

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      LonelyVeiws True. What IS depressing however is that their work was wasted. Tons of man hours to such a horrible script.

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@JurassicProductions Actually this movie was distributed by Sony. Warner Bros. had nothing to do with this.

    • @sandernielsen8018
      @sandernielsen8018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NOOOOOOOOO.

  • @bioluminescentbro179
    @bioluminescentbro179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    The only funny thing about this movie is that instead of drawing a different character for Adam sandler they literally just drew Adam sandler

    • @dusto1878
      @dusto1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      With abbs

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      yeah but at the same time it proves one of NC’s points theres no reason to animate this movie so even if this was an intentional joke it’s totally pointless

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      it also proves the only reason it is animated is to make those disgusting jokes

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Finally, like NC said in a much better Adam Sandler movie hotel Transylvania, it actually works for an animated movie, when you think count Dracula you think someone like Gary Oldman from Bram Stoker’s Dracula
      but then its just Adam Sandler thats funnier
      because he’s representing an iconic fictional character thats always taken and represented seriously
      here its just Adam Sandler as a cartoon character
      sorry for ranting so long
      i don’t think this movie deserves any credit or hope
      this is the last one i promise

    • @beajohnson3005
      @beajohnson3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not even that's funny.

  • @jaysonstrand9160
    @jaysonstrand9160 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I think the concept of the story was good. Having a man be in a bad mood during Hanukah because of what happened when he was young, learning to be a good person would’ve made a great story. It reminds me of Punch Drunk Love, one of Adam Sandler’s best non comedic movies. But the lazy writing, low brow humor and Whitey’s annoying voice just ruined it. It’s just another example of how Sandler can do better. This movie I know could’ve been good if Sandler put more effort. I hope they re-release it and make Whitey less annoying, make Davey less of a jerk and actually improve the jokes. Being honest, I don’t hate this movie as much as NC did but I can see why it’s hated and why it’s bad but it still had some decent moments

    • @quarterofdisorder
      @quarterofdisorder ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why does the Chinese restaurant man have to be voiced by a Chinese guy. It’s a cartoon

    • @williambrydon1170
      @williambrydon1170 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@quarterofdisorder agreed, but in a shit effort to make everyone happy, Rob Schneider is actually one-quarter Filipino; not Chinese but still Asian.

    • @quarterofdisorder
      @quarterofdisorder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williambrydon1170 all is well then

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I honestly feel that they should’ve made it better by toning down Davey’s rotten demeanour. Just have him be more of a normal grump that distanced himself from his life after his parents death rather than a full-on asshole. The fact that Davey went to the psychiatric ward and drunk tank before meeting Whitey makes the story more complicated than it should.
      For example, when young Davey finds about the death of his parents, the scene with Jennifer should be something like this:
      Jennifer: I’m sorry, Davey. I’m so sorry.
      Davey: Thanks.
      Jennifer: You know, you could always celebrate Hanukkah with my family. How about you come to my house tomorrow?
      Davey: It’s alright. I think I’m better off spending Hanukkah alone.
      Jennifer: Well, the door’s always open. You can always come to my house.
      Davey: Thanks, Jen. Happy Hanukkah.
      Narrator: But he never came to Jennifer’s house, and he eventually became adopted. Davey just drifted away.
      It’s a much more subtle way of showing how Davey became the way he is now due to his grief.
      I feel that making Davey sympathetic this way would help us relate to him more. I also would’ve loved it if Whitey was also shown to be in the wrong for telling others about Davey’s backstory without his consent. I think it would’ve made for great development on both sides.

    • @cutesyprincess14
      @cutesyprincess14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree.
      The idea of a bitter and angry man having to learn to open his heart up again would make a great message for a movie.
      Just not this movie.

  • @wrenpeach6707
    @wrenpeach6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Doug's movements when he throws the grenade in the bathroom and kicks the door shut reminds me of Looney Tunes, I love it.

  • @ztslovebird
    @ztslovebird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    How to fix this movie:
    1) Cut Rob Schneider and his characters.
    2) Cut the bathroom jokes.
    3) Give Davey a soul (bonding with the basketball kids, reconnecting with Jennifer, finding common ground with Whitey and his sister, no rampages and outbursts of douchery without justifiable cause).
    4) Rename Whitey something more real-sounding, tone down his oddities (I.e. cut hairy ass and spasm attacks, or turn the spasms into something important like epilepsy that leads to dramatic tension later), and give him a more subtle actor (like Ed Asner).
    5) Tie this back to Hanukkah! Seriously - when does Hanukkah ever become important to this story? Why bother setting it around Hanukkah if the holiday itself never comes into play?

    • @ztslovebird
      @ztslovebird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *****
      Eh, maybe not that good. I'll admit it sounds similar to Lifetime's Christmas specials, but better a mediocre Lifetime special than . . . this.

    • @pzvideoart9889
      @pzvideoart9889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ztslovebird
      well idk much of actors but I never felt that any of them didn't give effort into their roles but for your (3) (4) (5)
      (3) davey does have a soul but losing his parents cause his warm heart to turn to ice mention in song and whole movie he couldn't have been nice to those basketball kids cause it was still showing how ass davey was just because it's how he's always been after the death of his parents. he does reconnect with Jennifer and so much so she was the only one in the room who let him speak finding his actions reedemable by sticking up for whitey and seeing tears in her eyes showing he's change and grew a soul.
      common ground with whiety and sister he does at the end when he sticks up for whiety and convinces everyone to give whiety what he's always wanted his whole life. without those douche moments we wouldn't know how bad of an ass he was and how much it take for him to change he really went through a breakthrough in the movie and became a really good guy.
      (4) real sounding character whiety is anything but normal small, weird feet twin, weird voice, old man you don't give a Morgan Freeman voice to that type of character. his oddities well it's anything but normal but what town doesn't have it's freaks davey just happened to stumble upon that family.
      (5) the movie was never souly about Hanukkah even in the beggining it never said this was a Hanukkah story no it narrated this was a story about an ass in town named davey stone it's mainly about him Hanukkah did play a role it was the death of his parents which is why he hates those nights the most and is more of an ass on that time even again narrator admits to saying this is tje time of year davey hates most giving davey a reson for that ass behavior you mentioned he should tone back on, but to answer that Hanukkah besides those plot points was never intended to be the main focus or important in movie it's about a boy who's patents die on the holidays and later overcomes holding in the pain and excerting it out on others into letting go of his rough asshole side and letting his pain out in a healthier way while also becoming a man with a soul.
      you seem to just have a problem with the whole movie in general because the changes you ask for are not minor some movies are just not equal to the watchers taste I recommend a diffrent movie in your case. I liked it❤

    • @riverwhite8418
      @riverwhite8418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ztslovebird Now we need a list of how to fix Foodfight!

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nelson21st 1 burn every one who worked on it
      2 don't make it

    • @riverwhite8418
      @riverwhite8418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ethan Galloway Great plan!

  • @fury5500
    @fury5500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    It pains me that really talented animators worked on this film.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      +Lance Clearman Have you seen that animation!? They could've done something worthwhile with the talent they had!

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      +fury The worst part is that its the same animators of The Iron Giant... *sigh*...

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      +Tony Davis (Battlion50) I think a piece of my childhood just died from learning that

    • @stubbylegs
      @stubbylegs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Tony Davis (Battlion50) words cannot describe the sadness in my soul upon reading this....

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +fury
      Can we not forget that *Dylan and Cole Sprouse* played as the KB soldier guys?
      Sorry if a little part of you died inside.

  • @kidboeger4694
    @kidboeger4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    This movie has such good animation , you don’t see many like it any more

    • @coreyb1295
      @coreyb1295 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Looks like the iron giant to me

    • @Space_Cowboy.22.
      @Space_Cowboy.22. ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@coreyb1295 because it was made by the same guys who did IG

    • @MickeyMouse-lw9hg
      @MickeyMouse-lw9hg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Space_Cowboy.22.for real?

    • @Space_Cowboy.22.
      @Space_Cowboy.22. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@MickeyMouse-lw9hg yup. Most notably with how the kids look

    • @Darkchao_berserko22
      @Darkchao_berserko22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Such wasted on this movie

  • @ImDimiko
    @ImDimiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I loved this movie as a kid. I was super ignorant to good writing but this movie will always hold a special place in my heart

    • @ImDimiko
      @ImDimiko ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @frays7764i use to stay the night at my friends house and this was his dads favorite movie. we would watch it like twice a month. i’ve watched it recently and the jokes do fall flat but my nostalgia for it keeps it up there as a good movie lol

    • @jiananlee5482
      @jiananlee5482 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reading your comment makes me so sad that you were exposed to such horrible horseshit as a kid. My childhood was filled with classics like Lion King, The 39 steps, The man who knew too much, Ben-Hur, Gone with the wind, Roman Holiday and many more. My parents were pretty strict on moulding my good tastes and instincts when detecting bad movies.

    • @ImDimiko
      @ImDimiko ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jiananlee5482 i never said my childhood wasn’t filled with those types of movies. i was just saying as a kid i never noticed the terrible writing in movies but still enjoyed them. i grew up watching Forrest Gump and the Green Mile. also the Iron giant was fantastic and i loved it as a child. nostalgia does save some movies even though they have bad writing.

    • @landonhudson9726
      @landonhudson9726 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jiananlee5482I never knew it was possible to make your kids enjoy Hitchcock.

    • @ddot4516
      @ddot4516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved this movie as a kid. Then again i wasn’t exactly a good kid. So how could i like good movies. 😅

  • @haihai9022
    @haihai9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    "People may die, but stupidity is forever" That is now my favourite quote

    • @roflcopterprods
      @roflcopterprods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      didn't age well, did it?

    • @weirdova1635
      @weirdova1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean it’s true

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potato Man
      I know this comment is a year old but ehh: I am the embodiment of stupid

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rezalustig6773 I've never seen it. Is it any good?

    • @SleepDeprivedGinger
      @SleepDeprivedGinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds kinda like the Animaniacs quote: “Wherever there is stupidity, we’ll be there!”
      Wait....

  • @skepticalbaby6912
    @skepticalbaby6912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    You know the worst thing? The store names were used without permission. The companies didn't sponsor the film, so there was no reason for all that product placement...

    • @alexanderbeck9337
      @alexanderbeck9337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sam Raffield it was a mall scene...it's what you'd see at a mall

    • @skepticalbaby6912
      @skepticalbaby6912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Boltgamer Yeah, obviously, but a lot of people think that they did this because they were sponsored by the companies, which they weren't. I guess they were just afraid to portray Judaism in a movie based on a song about being Jewish...

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Boltgamer you do know that fake names are a thing they could have used

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Skeptical Baby or maybe they read the script and said no. Because this movie sucks.

    • @HighSkiez
      @HighSkiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Skeptical Baby
      Is that even legal?

  • @seanpaul3362
    @seanpaul3362 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    So apparently the director of this did the kingdom hearts pilot animatic that leaked recently 🤯

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even funnier is that Dylan Sprouse (one of the KB toys mascots in Eight Crazy Nights) played Yozora in Kingdom Hearts 3.

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mackielunkey2205 Yeah the Spouse brothers already worked with Sandler in Big Daddy.

    • @thehoodedman4271
      @thehoodedman4271 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eugh... not exactly his finest work, huh?

  • @grumpystray
    @grumpystray ปีที่แล้ว +89

    After watching the whole movie I consider whitey being my favorite character, soft spot for the elderly, I think his voice is good, it goes with the comedic affect, the only time I actually cried during this film was when he didn't receive his patch, walking out crying with stones voice saying "nobody even knows you exist" and the biggest part was when he went to the mall and spoke his feelings while crying, that broke me🥺 my second favorite would be the deers, I love the noises that they make, as for certain scenes most of them are cute, except for the ones that involved feces etc, that was just ew, but I think its a pretty good film☺

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah this review was from a time where it was cool to be a snob. The movie was meant to be mean but funny

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel so bad for Whitey, and he's probably one of the only redeeming qualities about this movie, aside from the animation and the songs.

  • @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429
    @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    I found that skit of Christoper Walken voicing all the characters in Popeye way funnier than I probably should've.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Bloooow!

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Actually, I do find Christopher Walken doing that stuff funny. XD

    • @jordandaniels1381
      @jordandaniels1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah you’re right, you did find it way funnier than you should have because it wasn’t even close to funny.

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s a nice icon
      I love primarina

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A h l i v O y u l

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    So the majority of the movie is Adam Sandler talking to himself? Hmm...

    • @cybertek3188
      @cybertek3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan C Basically.

    • @mr.chrisr-c3767
      @mr.chrisr-c3767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He justin roilanded before it was cool

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Ryan C Well, that was the case with many Looney Toons cartoons, wasn't it?

    • @vampiremj3650
      @vampiremj3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should I be proud that I gave the 100th like on this comment?

    • @batmanthegreat307
      @batmanthegreat307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... multiple personality disorder... fun😐

  • @xerxes9929
    @xerxes9929 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I watched it as a kid, so it will always hold a special memory. Especially now as an adult and understanding why he felt the way he did.
    “ I hate love, I hate you, I hate me.”
    Even if it does have dumb jokes, and he’s fallen off in recent years.
    Ps. Lil Nicky was the same for me. Nostalgia overliad

    • @samanthacarpenter3336
      @samanthacarpenter3336 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too, plus the music numbers were pretty good honestly. The animation is pretty good, and I think we all knew that one asshole who we all hoped would realize what’s really important in life. A Christmas Story has lots of stereotyping but, people still love it.

    • @xerxes9929
      @xerxes9929 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samanthacarpenter3336 agreed. The animation is actually fantastic. I never could appriciate it as a kid

  • @theSoruman
    @theSoruman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    wow that phone call skit was one of the most uncomfortable things from nostalgia critic

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weren't there a few replies in here?

    • @MrReuben13
      @MrReuben13 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It goes on for about 3 minutes too long

    • @TrashQueenAndKing
      @TrashQueenAndKing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why

  • @kyellis762
    @kyellis762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I thought I'd write out Doug's description of Adam Sandler's old man voice:
    'Enjoy how he is in no way worse than Jar Jar Binks singing Bjork while scratching a blackboard with a screaming baby during a fire alarm in a house filled with howling mental patients.'
    You're welcome.

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @drspy1107
      @drspy1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣🤣 oh God, I'm gonna kill over

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's also worse than revving up a V8 engine with Iago from Aladdin singing YMCA while firing up 20 chainsaws with dogs barking during a tornado siren in a barn filled with Vietnamese people getting their spleens pulled out of their asses with dental pliers.
      You're welcome.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@josephrowe849 Too much; brain cannot... render sound; too obnoxious. ERROR. ERROR.

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    It's a shame for multiple reasons, but one of them is that Adam Sandler is actually really nice. I live in Manchester, NH and that's the town he grew up in, and he comes back a lot. I met him in a restaurant once, and he did seem like a genuinely nice guy, so it's kind of sad so many of his projects end up as rolling dumpster fires.

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well he filled the dumpster with shit and lit the match. His own fault

    • @theherst
      @theherst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What was he like

    • @mollydelorenzo6269
      @mollydelorenzo6269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He’s basically a local hero here in New England, and I feel really bad for not finding him funny.

    • @shaneyzamora2525
      @shaneyzamora2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He needs to find a genre that fits him.

    • @dededeeznuts5986
      @dededeeznuts5986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@shaneyzamora2525 he just needs to stick to acting and not writing and/or directing

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    16:00 the thing with Jennifer in this film reminded me of a something about Adam sandler films, you ever notice in Adams films that there’s always a single mother with a young boy that becomes the love Interest of adam?

  • @jalencampbell8807
    @jalencampbell8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I agree with you, Doug. The animation is the most tragic part of this because it’s really really good. It almost looks like something out of Disney. But the shitty writing and jokes ruins it. If you replace the writers who don’t think literal crap is funny with different writers who can do a good comedy and a serious story well and re write the it a few times, this movie could have been something decent.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i thought it was fine, yeah it got gross and distasteful, but that's like harping on South Park in general ya know? everybody thinks the movie is terrible but i dont really see an issue here, i mean if you dont like Sandler's style of humor that's fine, but that's what i think everyone's problem is with the movie. if anybody else was doing this movie it probably wouldnt be harped on so much, at least that's the vibe i'm getting from people.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dylan Sharp yup, i think it's freakin' funny, along the same vein as South Park, just not as cleverly written.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s no such thing as a good adam sandler

    • @worksv3
      @worksv3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nsasupporter7557 uncut gems? That was pretty good

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@worksv3 go watch your god “adam sandler” in private. Those of us who have good taste in entertainment don’t wanna hear about Sandler. Adam sandler was in a dramatic movie… whoopty do! That doesn’t mean it was good, or that he was the reason it was good if it was actually good 🙄

  • @komori88
    @komori88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "people may die but stupidity is forever" XD

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that explains most of nick toons out there

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the Fucking human race.

    • @bluestudios6859
      @bluestudios6859 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 XD XD omfg XD

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bluestudios6859 Well it's true. Modern Democrats are Socialist Commies, Sky's blue, water is wet, and humanity is up to 76% pure Stupidity.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 I might like some bits of Democracy, but even I can't stand people being idiots, no matter which side of politics they are.

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    Whitey's voice kinda reminds me of Pinocchio's voice from Shrek.

    • @tudor-paulbalan-tribus2914
      @tudor-paulbalan-tribus2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      except pinnochio is tolerable and isn't in 70% of the movie.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Except not funny and painful to hear.

    • @Toby_Price
      @Toby_Price 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah, it's gingy's.

    • @lilmissrockchick4962
      @lilmissrockchick4962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I kinda saw Mickey mouse in his voice

    • @RoachDoggJR.-
      @RoachDoggJR.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lilmissrockchick4962
      ...are you ok?

  • @newleif9739
    @newleif9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I actually liked this movie. It's a one off bit of fun. Was never meant to become a masterpiece. It had jokes and heart and a steady storyline.

    • @officialbrucewayne
      @officialbrucewayne 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Thanks for having a brain of your own and not just following everything nostalgia critics fans say. Seriously I agree 💯 with you and honestly don't understand the Adam Sandler hate at all.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Did it have to the toilet humor?

    • @BillyTheWizardLizard
      @BillyTheWizardLizard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ForrestFox626yes. 🗿

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BillyTheWizardLizard No it didn't

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That port-a-potty scene was the first time a movie made me angry. They have clear talent and they wasted it to make something so disgusting and unfunny?! Even when I liked some of Adam Sandlers movies, this was insulting.

    • @MM858112
      @MM858112 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can’t get over a joke in an animated movie that Adam Sandler could give 0 fucks about, you’re definitely stable in life lmao

  • @gmoney66
    @gmoney66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    One of the things that sucks about the fact that Adam Sandler churns out crappy movies is that, from all accounts, he's a really nice guy.

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Prog MetalDeity yea when he's in a movie that he didn't write he actually good like growups

    • @mr.e_z2300
      @mr.e_z2300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prog MetalDeity jjjjiiisisiwisid7w8xdsssaaasddeerrr

    • @misspelicula6251
      @misspelicula6251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That’s why he’s in bad movies. He’ll agree with whatever the directors want even when he probably shouldn’t.

    • @YellowGiraffeGal
      @YellowGiraffeGal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I agree. I really like him in Click for example. That movie makes me feel actual feelings.

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      click had cool scenes. But i really didn't like that movie.
      i like ace ventura pet detetive
      and bruce almighty!
      no wait thats jim carry :(

  • @geumji2406
    @geumji2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I’d still rather watch this 10 times in a repeat than sit through Jack and Jill

    • @BellaHRayne
      @BellaHRayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You got me there dude...me too.

    • @Vinnus0824
      @Vinnus0824 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Adam Sandler hated it too

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Vinnus0824 That honestly says a lot...

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I unironically love Jack & Jill. It's such a stupid movie lol.

    • @CiampaGiuseppe8
      @CiampaGiuseppe8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd rather watch something else

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I remember watching this in high school and totally loved it tbh...and still quote it all the time 🌲🎄

    • @RockyMountainResale
      @RockyMountainResale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same actuallly... I could probably sing most of the songs from memory. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Jumpboots_Jamstrang
      @Jumpboots_Jamstrang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thaaaats a technical foul

    • @officialbrucewayne
      @officialbrucewayne 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks I agree 💯

  • @lordlizard4838
    @lordlizard4838 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    9:15 HOLY SHIT HE PREDICTED LEO

    • @edwardleemiller-eo8jp
      @edwardleemiller-eo8jp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ….yet he didn’t predict ‘Leo’ beating out Disney’s half-assed effort at a centennial celebration.

    • @rpghorrorfan879
      @rpghorrorfan879 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Calling a Jewish man a mutant chameleon feels antisemitic ngl

  • @ryanhowe5595
    @ryanhowe5595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "People may die, but stupidity is forever"
    So damn true

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know you posted this two years ago, but I can’t think of a better quote for 2020.

    • @vtled13tempest
      @vtled13tempest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And 2021

    • @chloeevans2569
      @chloeevans2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FACTS

  • @ajcaraballo95
    @ajcaraballo95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    Does anyone else get an Iron Giant/Osmosis Jones vibe from the animation?

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Those animators worked on this too. :(

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      +The Official Inkwell
      May they rest in peace.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Osmosis Jones was a pile of shit, and even that was better than this.

    • @verycoolnin
      @verycoolnin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      +Henry Barnill Osmosis Jones was a good kids movie. This was not.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +John Howell This wasn't meant for kids. Then again, Osmosis Jones wasn't meant for kids originally (originally PG-13 before studio mandated cuts).

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE ปีที่แล้ว +28

    19:51 funnily enough, Rush Hour 4 apparently just got announced.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    At least with Foodfight a lot of the products were fictional, and the characters were all fast food mascots, so it made sense to have all that product placement.

  • @matth5996
    @matth5996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    That old man sounds like the gingerbread man from Shrek

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And Pinocchio

    • @chanteejacques745
      @chanteejacques745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think so too

    • @justafan9399
      @justafan9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least he wasn’t incredibly irritating and in seventy-percent of those movies.

    • @abrahamdavidcortina923
      @abrahamdavidcortina923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaycerrito3142 and Mort from Madagascar

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minus the charm. Because we spent about 20 minutes with Gingerbread man on total in the shark movies.
      This is like 80% of the movie.
      Or as my people would say: Oy Vey Zamir

  • @FanaticFilmsINC
    @FanaticFilmsINC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Oh dear, he ain't kiddin'.... that voice is just painful :(

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's the worst voice I've ever heard in a movie

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it even worse than Toad's voice from SMB cartoon?!

    • @TheMrnerdynerdnerd
      @TheMrnerdynerdnerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not nearly as bad as Doug's high pitched "angry" voice.

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The worst thing about this movie is unlike a lot of "adult" movies the animation is actually really nice and it's true that if you just mute it then it's kind of a beautiful and get's you into to the holiday feels and I really respect the animators who I hope got payed fair for their work.

    • @cradica
      @cradica 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If it wasn't for the animation I'd hate this movie a lot more

  • @jonRbukle
    @jonRbukle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    21:48 The pitch meeting for Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue

  • @redhood982
    @redhood982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Critic should make a top 11 best and worst Adam Sandler movies

    • @eveandromeda
      @eveandromeda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Umm...I think you grossly overestimated how many good Sandler movies there are.

    • @danielgreen7607
      @danielgreen7607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Eli Hough it doesnt necessarily have to be good to make the best list.

    • @eveandromeda
      @eveandromeda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel Green True. Although he should have said top 11 Decent and worst Adam Sandler Movies

    • @danielgreen7607
      @danielgreen7607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Eli Hough or top 11 not blow your brains out bad movies haha

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Top 5 best and top 5 worst would be more appropriate - I can't imagine there'd be much more than 5 Adam Sandler movies that Doug likes.

  • @BL4D3M45TR
    @BL4D3M45TR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Critic: starts complaining about this movie's product placement
    Food Fight: hold my beer...

    • @circuscandy9594
      @circuscandy9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean hold my coke a cola

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much every Sandler film is rife with product placement

    • @catherinepablo3631
      @catherinepablo3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@circuscandy9594 crazy eight night is looks cringe it has ally of Duisgusting scenes!

    • @stonersquurtle6101
      @stonersquurtle6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhh! The evil one!

    • @isabelerhart9523
      @isabelerhart9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emoji movie: Hold my phone

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    70% of this movies cost was paid for by the society of earbleed inducing voices.

  • @dannyhazelton1658
    @dannyhazelton1658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you know shit's bad when the thumbnail for the review would be more interesting than the movie itself

  • @JoelHanleyJoelHanley
    @JoelHanleyJoelHanley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    7:20 Longest. Sarcasm. EVER!!

    • @dusto1878
      @dusto1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change that 7 to a 4

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I beat that when I was 7. I'm the most sarcastic person you'd ever meet.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s better sped up (2x)

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @Max-iq8hi
      @Max-iq8hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was unnecessary! He could just imitate googling it and react to it shortly!

  • @swagkirby3449
    @swagkirby3449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME
    I USED TO BE THE CLOWN PRINCE OF COMEDY

    • @longliverocknroll5
      @longliverocknroll5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +SwagKirby Now I just do whatever I want. I even make cash grabs just to stay relevant. I USED TO.

    • @swagkirby3449
      @swagkirby3449 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      longliverocknroll5 I'm referencing the Adam Sandler song from the Pixels review

    • @longliverocknroll5
      @longliverocknroll5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SwagKirby I know what you were referencing. Doug's song parodies the song that Sandler sings called 'What the Hell Happened to Me', which is what I was referencing.

    • @swagkirby3449
      @swagkirby3449 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      longliverocknroll5 Okay then

    • @thealiencommunicator
      @thealiencommunicator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +SwagKirby I USED TO SAY "THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!"AND NOW I JUST PRAY THAT THEY LAUGH AT ME!

  • @LegoMoviesSuck
    @LegoMoviesSuck 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Adam Sandler: ♪How many hot dogs did you eat?♪
    Also Adam Sandler: *♪I think it was thirty-fiiiiive!!♪*

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That has got to be the best Chris Tucker impression ever.

  • @JaceGem
    @JaceGem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Y'know, it sucks a lot more when you figure out they roped poor Tom Kenny into this shit.

    • @GuyontheInternet525
      @GuyontheInternet525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Mayor from The Powerpuff Girls?

    • @JaceGem
      @JaceGem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And Spongebob. And Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life. And Ice King in Adventure Time. And Spyro. And a lot of other iconic cartoon/video game characters. Basically this dude's got a lot of talent and good voice work under his belt and they roped him into this nonsense.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At least they didn't drag Grey DeLisle into it. Please tell me I'm not the only person who gives a shit about all these voice actors, being that I kind of want to be one someday.

    • @wolfiesilver2522
      @wolfiesilver2522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Jace Gem fucking hell who did he play in this shit pile?

    • @JaceGem
      @JaceGem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of the product-placement mascots.

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Critic in this review: "Thanks to the biggest cinematic corporate orgy since Foodfight..."
    Critic at the beginning of his Foodfight review 2 years later: "What the hell is Foodfight?"

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh THANK YOU for bringing up that abomination, I got Vietnam flashbacks of the fugly ass animation and now I cant sleep.
      Help me, please.

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oooh. Plot Hole. *in Nostalgia Phelous's voice*

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jesuschavez5875 This episode was released earlier than it shows on youtube. This is a reupload.

  • @kirinbobarcana
    @kirinbobarcana ปีที่แล้ว +11

    23:51
    The guy wasn't finished, what the critic says is literally addressed in his next lyric!

  • @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask
    @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We may not have a good Hanukkah movie, but we do have 1.5 movies about Passover (Prince of Egypt and the first half of 10 Commandments) and half a movie about Shavuot (the second half of 10 Commandments). Prince of Egypt is very well-considered, and 10 Commandments is considered one of the greatest films ever made, so... it's not all bad.

  • @Daviddv
    @Daviddv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    The animation was excellent! I loved the visuals and the artwork! However, THE STORY IS SO CRINGEWORTHY IT IS THE BIGGEST INSULT TO EXCELLENT ANIMATIONS!!!

    • @violetnova3734
      @violetnova3734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree!!

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it started OK then went down faster than a $5 hooker

    • @googleuser9383
      @googleuser9383 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand how you can't find the annoying old man not funny.
      It's so bad it's hillarious

    • @googleuser9383
      @googleuser9383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      other than that, this movie is so grosse it puts ran and stimpy to shame

    • @Daviddv
      @Daviddv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenji Wright At least that show was awesome for it's style.

  • @Jonathanest90s
    @Jonathanest90s 8 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I heard the director of this movie loves this review!

    • @rooplal5152
      @rooplal5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Sounds like a smart man/lady.

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      +Roop lal you should look up on Doug's real thoughts on Eight Crazy Night, and it shock me about Adam Sander personally in real life. Check it out if you haven't seen it.

    • @rooplal5152
      @rooplal5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +JONATHAN PINZON I'll be sure to check it out.

    • @MrDrewwills
      @MrDrewwills 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah Adam Sandler is apparently the nicest guy in the world, he just doesn't care.

    • @mtndewisawesome3951
      @mtndewisawesome3951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh hell no!

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It sucks that this is what we got for a Hanukkah story when the actual story is inspiring, awesome and would lend itself easily and spectacularly to a movie. Most Jewish holidays don't have origins in stories so they'd need to be made into a movie about 'the spirit of the holiday' if you even wanted to make a movie about them. But Hanukkah is different, it's perfect for a movie and we're just waiting for it. Guess we'll have to wait a bit longer.

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hallmark just released its 1st Hanukkah movie but yeah

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A scrappy rebel going up against a much bigger army? Heck yeah. I'm thinking Snyder would be an awesome director for it...Mel Gibson would too, but the irony might be a bit too much.

  • @mirror5729
    @mirror5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "This movie has the worst product placement"
    Food fight: Am I a joke to you

  • @logasoba
    @logasoba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    the popeye bit killed me

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LogaSoba
      Same

    • @unamed2516
      @unamed2516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LogaSoba yeah 🤣🤣🤣

    • @totalgoober
      @totalgoober 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BLOOOOOOOW

    • @butterscotch3730
      @butterscotch3730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm gonna do this thing that i'm naked and then not

    • @PlushShowPlaza
      @PlushShowPlaza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BLLLOOOOOOWWW

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    You know what's bizarre about the product placements? They weren't even product placements. Seriously, according to the director, Happy Madison didn't get any money for them. They weren't even used with permission. I don't know if the deals fell through for some reason (I could understand Panda Express not wanting people to associate shit-eating deer with their food), Sandler just really likes those brands, or what, but they're kind of just in there.

    • @Franky.Busta_Music
      @Franky.Busta_Music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thats what i love about sandler. He just does what he wants with his buddies. I personally found the movie hilarious, didn't know it was hated.

  • @lefty5149
    @lefty5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Eight CRAZY Nights sound like a FNAF fangame

  • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
    @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    21 years later, we got Leo
    a better animated movie produced by Happy Madison

  • @AmeNiki109
    @AmeNiki109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    “Duuuuuh we make movies!”
    *slam*
    “We make movies!”
    *slam*
    “We make movies!”
    *slam*
    I can’t stop laughing at that bit!

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don’t forget:
      Duuuuuh, I write POO!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like a normal day at Happy Gilmore. They must need to replace a lot of desks.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 That or the idiots-I mean writers for the Powerpuff Girls "reboot".

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Reapermaskhybrid Wow. What a save.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 Maybe if Happy Madison existed, then Caesar wouldn't have caused the Planet of the Apes.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Jack and Jill was released on the same day as Skyrim. Let that sink in

    • @ragemaster0587
      @ragemaster0587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh god...

    • @BreakTheBeat852
      @BreakTheBeat852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Which means people, when faced with that choice, went with Jack and Jill, and not Skyrim.

    • @toucanunleashed
      @toucanunleashed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      There had to be an immense amount of good to balance out that immense amount of bad, you know?

    • @ghostlee735
      @ghostlee735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      a tear went down my face just now
      Not because jack and Jill no because you reminded me of all the good times I’ve had playing Skyrim

    • @joereddam6866
      @joereddam6866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't believe it

  • @Alternate_420
    @Alternate_420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Who is Seeing this In 2023 due the Wave Of Edits on the Front Cover of Eight Crazy Nights?

    • @seid3366
      @seid3366 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me

    • @aidenmb7932
      @aidenmb7932 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @DeaconTaylor
    @DeaconTaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i dodged a bullet there. i had been planning on watching this for years. i didnt realise it was so awful. thanks for taking one for the team, critic.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That the Nostalgia Critic dont like something does not automatically mean that you must feel the same you know.
      I like many things he hates on.

    • @fyreoblar
      @fyreoblar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CyberLance26 Although he is wrong sometimes, the Nostalgia Critic is absolutely correct in his assessment of this travesty of a movie

  • @RiderNexus
    @RiderNexus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Who else wants to see Christopher Walken dub Popeye? I'd pay good money to see that

  • @maxeggs9039
    @maxeggs9039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I bet the critic threw the grenade in the toilet so that it explodeded POOP around the bathroom! AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jordyn.w4129
      @jordyn.w4129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I read this in Peridot's voice. It was amazing

    • @maxeggs9039
      @maxeggs9039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jordyn Wingate That wasn't my intention, but I am definitely on board with that interpretation.

    • @matthewbrodnitz1047
      @matthewbrodnitz1047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Critic wanted to kill the audience, and he didn't care what else happened

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also bet they pooped when they got scared,AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @maxx951
    @maxx951 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember being extremely uncomfortable watching this with my mom.

  • @ytchip21
    @ytchip21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:45 "As Davey and Jennifer drive themselves home, there actually is a nice song where Jessica and Davey used to be young...
    Did anyone else catch him calling the same character 2 names in one sentence?

  • @sirkingpinmonroe4439
    @sirkingpinmonroe4439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    the deer shitting creeped me out .....alot....... who agrees?

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As it should.

    • @axtonpino5213
      @axtonpino5213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like God intended

    • @a-bombmori7393
      @a-bombmori7393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      everyone but the writers

    • @axtonpino5213
      @axtonpino5213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Dylan Nicholson...and should be burning in Hell

    • @crerul
      @crerul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Norferatu When even Orlok is creeped out you know something is wrong.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Kentucky Fried Parents"
    Lmfao

    • @fredwood6107
      @fredwood6107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *extra crispy parents*

  • @skidooshlayman12
    @skidooshlayman12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Product placement becomes a time capsule, since malls died so long ago.

    • @OdenqueenVulpes
      @OdenqueenVulpes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean technically there’s still product placement but now it’s crap like the Emoji Movie

  • @angryman1206
    @angryman1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I personally love this movie because of how mean spirited it is. I was going through a bad time in my life when I first saw it so it pretty much helped me vent a lot of anger.

    • @frankbaz6449
      @frankbaz6449 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reason I used to like Adam Sandler as a young man.

    • @cutesyprincess14
      @cutesyprincess14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe you should go to therapy?

  • @lulub517
    @lulub517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Critic: This is the worst holiday special I have ever seen in my entire life!
    The Christmas tree: Hold my eggnog
    Rapsittie Street kids: Hold my poorly rendered eggnog.

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      A mircle in toyland: hold my incest

    • @tylerking1207
      @tylerking1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Elf Bowling: Hold my bowling ball

    • @Popplio3323
      @Popplio3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Krampus: hold my blood-infused eggnog

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s not even eggnog, that’s just a beer can model you adjusted the colors on and hoped we wouldn’t notice!!!

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would they even render it? I imagine textureless liquid.

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Does the animation remind anyone else of Iron Giant? I'm gonna take a guess that it's the same department?

  • @adriannas9703
    @adriannas9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rob is *too* good as a member of the Happy Madison audience

  • @benjamintriplett3
    @benjamintriplett3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God. I've had technical foul stuck in my head for twenty years now.. I almost thought it was a fever dream.

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    *Listens to old man's voice*
    ...Toad?
    *HEEEELLLLOOOO*

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    It's such a waste because when you strip this movie down to the basic story, emotions, and message it WANTS to convey, you can see a potentially decent holiday movie buried under all the Happy Madison bullshit. It really is all in the execution.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I enjoyed it actually, don't see what's so bad about it. I guess it is edgy to shit on Adam Sandler movies

    • @RikaRieGaming
      @RikaRieGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@leob4403 Oh thank god, I felt like a lost lamb in the comments. I enjoyed the movie as well.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If this movie didn’t have Happy Madison’s involvement, it would be a holiday classic

    • @lewisfraser4153
      @lewisfraser4153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leob4403 it's not edgy to shit on Adam Sandler movies it's actually very common lol

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lewisfraser4153 what I mean is that guys that want to appear smart usually do it. They roam around like a giant herd of sheep parroting the same opinion over and over, hoping people will think they are cool for saying it

  • @sweatysam6264
    @sweatysam6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i lost it when.....
    golem spit at the screen omg.

  • @pookachu150
    @pookachu150 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I thought the thumbnail was an oneyplays compilation since they talk about both channel awesome and 8 crazy nights a lot.

  • @i_Hate_All_of_You420
    @i_Hate_All_of_You420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    who else noticed while watching the style looks similar to lilo and stitch but doesn't have any of the likability?

    • @sleepygrouch8361
      @sleepygrouch8361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it is animated by the same people

    • @i_Hate_All_of_You420
      @i_Hate_All_of_You420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sham Wow oh hell no

    • @declanhandley-byrne4335
      @declanhandley-byrne4335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It also looked a bit like the animation of Osmosis Jones.

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The animation reminds me of The Iron Giant for some reason...

    • @ghastlyhaze1844
      @ghastlyhaze1844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda looks like the iron giant

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 8 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Damn the animation is beautiful in this. Wonderful 2D animation like this, I have a lot of respect for. Whatever the dialogue or story of a film like this, I'd watch it just for the animation.

    • @natethegreat7967
      @natethegreat7967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The facial expressions are just so lively, enough that the characters seem realistic (well, as close to realistic as animation can get).

    • @vashythewabbit8288
      @vashythewabbit8288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just watch it like you watch the Iron Giant.

    • @vashythewabbit8288
      @vashythewabbit8288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But, that would be probably impossible

    • @ClintYeastwood420
      @ClintYeastwood420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Kenneth Cha but i like iron giant why would I watch eight crazy nights like the iron giant. It doesn't deserve the respect

    • @IQuarent
      @IQuarent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think a fan made dub of this movie that cut a few scenes would have a lot of potential.

  • @UnwantedGhost1
    @UnwantedGhost1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *"Hey about that? People may die, but stupidly is forever."*
    - Nostalgic Critic

  • @jaycerrito3142
    @jaycerrito3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:39 I'm surprised there weren't any scream sound effects thrown in

  • @CalebCraft10
    @CalebCraft10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    If they removed all the Sandler stuff, this could have been a fantastic dramatic comedy.

    • @gamejtv
      @gamejtv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Including the voices?

    • @nickkurtz512
      @nickkurtz512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God no voices. But let whitey's be like Paul Newman or Orson Wells. I agree with you Calebite.

    • @MangleFoxy
      @MangleFoxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Calebite What's wrong with Adam?

    • @matthewwhite950
      @matthewwhite950 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Mangle Foxy g8 b8 m8

    • @draggy76
      @draggy76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Calebite It could be worse... At least it didn't have Rob Schneider in it like he's prone to being in all of Sandlers movies..

  • @Blueleaf11
    @Blueleaf11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    OMG that Popeye scene....I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

  • @josephineczykoski666
    @josephineczykoski666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Malcolm's Chris Tucker impression is the best thing ever.

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:37
    See this? This is why I roll my eyes whenever people complain about product placement in movies.
    In most movies they’re just in the background. A hand wave at best. They’re there one minute then GONE the next.
    THEY DO NOT STOP THE MOVIE DEAD IN ITS TRACKS TO POINT IT OUT AS IF IT WAS ADVERTISING TO THE AUDIENCE TO GO TO THESE PLACES AFTER WATCHING THE MOVIE.
    Fuck ME they even wrote it in RHYME!! Product placement in RHYME!! You gotta FORCE yourself on purpose to write this!
    hell why stop there? Why not make a FUCKING musical number-
    21:52
    D8
    ...
    😩😫😖😤
    No. Just...just fuck no.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @jerrysmith2925
    @jerrysmith2925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    When critic started reading Anne Frank in whiteys voice I actually thought it was the real whitey voice speaking

    • @beetlejellies
      @beetlejellies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerry Smith *critic

    • @jerrysmith2925
      @jerrysmith2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J Tech well at least I’ll still have Taddy Mason

    • @NBStudi0s
      @NBStudi0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry Smith GAY

    • @jerrysmith2925
      @jerrysmith2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nostalgia Boy Studios it takes one to know one 😃

    • @NBStudi0s
      @NBStudi0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry Smith will at least one of us ain't missing a bitch hmmmmm

  • @josephrowe849
    @josephrowe849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When you're a stereotypical Chinese restaurant owner, life isn't easy! Rob Schneider is..
    A STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE RESTAURANT OWNER! Rated PG-13!

    • @leroyvisiongames2294
      @leroyvisiongames2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE RESTAURANT OWNER:
      THE MOVIE
      “COMING SHOON TO ROCAR THEATAH NEAH YU.”

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually really liked this movie but i get why alot of people dont. I dont understand the claims of racism though, they jokes are almost all made by Jews towards Jews and the Asian jokes arent really racist, my family's half asian and most of my friends too. I first saw this with a Japanese friend and vietnamese friend, and i knew some chinese kids who all liked it too.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Schneider is funnier than Adam Sandler

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hector’s Hymn simple… because adam sandler sucks. Simpsons and Family Guy are actually creative shows and are talented, something sandler isn’t

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hector’s Hymn I mean plenty of people have commented on it
      Also didn’t Apu get taken off simpsons because he was considered an offensive stereotype being played/voiced by a white guy doing an impression (Han Azaria)?

  • @AdamasutojrAJR
    @AdamasutojrAJR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:15 aged like wine

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m glad you got this one back up, in six years of watching id never seen it until 5/4.2020...it’s one of the best you’ve done!

  • @konnorfoxworth9632
    @konnorfoxworth9632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    24:49-24:56…The Emoji Movie producers in a nutshell.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sure. Just add in
      DUUUHHH, me write in smart brick
      *smack*
      DUUUHHH, me add in smarty birdy.
      *smack*
      Me add cute brick faces.
      *smack*
      Me write in TV for brick.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 The writing process for Powerpuff Girls 2016: DUUUHHH, we make super kids!
      Smack!
      We add memes cause they funny, lol!
      Smack!
      We make Girls weak cause they have cooties!
      Smack!
      DUUUHHH, Girls should twerk!
      The next day, the Cartoon Network of the past comes by and shouts, "You're fired!"

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only, @@Reapermaskhybrid; if only

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 Hell, I'd pay to have that teenage Ben Tennyson turn into Four Arms and spank all three of those Powerpuff Copycats.

    • @officertom6751
      @officertom6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly XD

  • @nik12100
    @nik12100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    That Chris Tucker scene killed me!!! XD

    • @lemino4401
      @lemino4401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      KENTUCKY FRIED PARENTS!😂😂
      Oh my god I'm awful

    • @jeremyneil1125
      @jeremyneil1125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OH MY GHAD YOU PARENTS ARE DED!

    • @nik12100
      @nik12100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok, well, Ima do this thing where I'm naked then suddenly I'm not. BLOW!!!

    • @lrush6983
      @lrush6983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nik School Oh mi gad, yo parents are ded!

    • @NBStudi0s
      @NBStudi0s 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to hell for laughing

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an animator seriously I feel sorry for the animators because the colours and line art are amazing.

  • @alexander3826
    @alexander3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    18:36 fire in the hole!

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm more interested to know about the three breasted woman. What's her story? Her likes, dislikes? Her dreams and her past...

    • @AndrewAnstrom
      @AndrewAnstrom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Anvillior she never went to court. So we'll never know.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew The TH-cam Noob
      I understood that reference.

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like how they had a three titty lady in Total Recall.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Why did Davey never call the cops about a man burning down his house?

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ben McDonald don't try to make sense of this 'movie' it'll eat your soul

    • @theaidster7913
      @theaidster7913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ben McDonald Given that he's the town delinquent, I doubt the police would even care...

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Here's another question: why didn't the chump that ate a jockstrap out of a bet just sucker punch Davey instead of actually committing a crime? You know, the one people know a lot about; ARSON!
      Edit: and why didn't he take the jock out of his mouth?

    • @BirdiePlaysYT
      @BirdiePlaysYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The guy who burned it down was the sheriff.

    • @rjgraddy11
      @rjgraddy11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he ain't a snitch

  • @xBloodxFangx
    @xBloodxFangx ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Its quite sad when The Rugrats can have two Hanukkah specials and do the holiday more justice than this big budget movie (with better animation) could.

  • @nathanjohnson6763
    @nathanjohnson6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:24 The old guy sounds like Toad from Super Mario.