Sean Bean survived the movie. That is how clueless the writers are. You cast Sean Bean in a movie about a potential apocalypse and didn't kill him off... What they should have done is have a running joke where Sean Bean's character keeps dying over and over again and coming back to life because it's like a video game and he has a certain amount of lives. That is how you use an actor in a comedy... Not fart jokes with Peter Dinklage.
+Hidious Vanity That's a great idea. And after dying and re-spawning several times, his punchline could be something like, "why does this keep happening to me?"
@@thekiller7994 and it convinced me that Adam Sandler makes shitty movies intentionally. I can commend him for doing what he loves, but anyone who makes an active effort to waste my time can fuck off.
I thought the reason people disliked the movie so much (besides it being bad) was because A) it mocked gamers and depicted the worst stereotype of them, and B) it pandered to that stereotype. Basically, it sucked on a completely new and revolutionary level (as far as I know).
+Copper Droplet Pretty much the same thing - a mid 90s movie that was 'hurh hurh, gamers are nerds, lookatda nerds hurh hurh' would have flown better (like Sandler's films did) back then. But 20 years latter and pulling the same schtick?
"No one in the military knows how to play videogames" This line is such an epic fail considering the very first videogame was a missile launch simulator USED BY THE GOVERNMENT!
Draw Enidan that’s what makes it so ludicrous Seeing as most intel guys are nerds and these games have been solved on the internet for years... what was the point of the Sandler character
Wouldn’t it be awesome if Tamara or Malcolm just do an episode of Nostalgia Critic and review a movie they really hate while Doug is actually missing or some excuses
"we just wasted millions of dollars and doomed videogame movies forever" Wreck It Ralph: congratulations Detective Pikachu: you're being rescued Sonic the Hedgehog: please do not resist
Never compare saving videogame movies using Sonic. Effects were better due to decades, but that toothy abomination has less to do with the game than the Mario movie did.
I didn’t realize why the futurama joke was presented by an elephant until I realized it was a literal representation of the elephant in the room, and that’s actually a really good way to present that.
Over 7 years later, and to this day, the delivery of “I’m funny ‘cause I don’t make you laugh” at 14:01 combined with the image of Olaf stroking his carrot nose makes me die of laughter
"We ruined video game movies forever!" Detective Pikachu: chill out everybody, I got this, vg movies will be great now. Sonic movie: not so fast (no pun intended)
I'll be honest, the part of the movie that pissed me off the most is the part where Pac-Man's creator tried to talk to Pac-Man. He talks about how Pac-Man shouldn't be killing anyone, and how he was created to bring joy to people. He gets out and tries to talk to Pac-Man, but Pac-Man bites his arm off, and his creator starts screaming for the others to destroy him. That scene just felt like a big middle finger to people who love video games, as well as people who make video games. Maybe it just made me angry because the creator reminded me of Iwata, the way he was talking about how video games should bring joy to people. But that scene was the worst part of the whole movie imo.
Mary McGinnis What's weird is that they got an actor to play him, but they had the REAL creator as a cameo. This can either be funny or not make sense depending on how filmmakers use it, in this case it's the latter.
Mary McGinnis Also, the scene makes no sense whatsoever because that was not PacMan, but an alien replica. He shouldn't recognize "his creator" in any case
+Daniel “Fallen Angel Art” Childs to be honestly fair, there were so many "worst" scenes in the film, it really falls down to personal opinion which one was the worst.
I think it was more because they took advantage of gaming culture to pander to the "gamers". It was trying to appeal to nostalgia. It was disgusting pandering. The guy drooling over the hot character is just fucking insulting. It used "in jokes" that it had no business using.
Suspicious Tumbleweed* It was insulting the way they took advantage of gaming culture to appeal to the gamers. It was pandering. Not something like a holocaust joke, or a fat joke, or a blonde joke, it was the reason why. Because this movie was totally decided to be about gamers by corporate suits. All jokes need a target but that rationale doesn't belong here. I know you want to say that somewhere but not here. Please think before you press that comment button.
@@HeroKy9939 dude, I loved that movie as a kid. I watched it on theater as a little 8-9 year old boy with my sister and her boyfriend, so it will always have a place in my heart. And tbh, it wasn't that bad.
In what universe in Big Daddy a hit film and not Happy Gilmore. Also thank God that Sonic 2020 and Detective Pikachu gave new hope and life into video game films.
Wait, if the guy cheated to win and it was *his* footage send into space... Then how would the aliens know he broke the rules by cheating in the *exact same way* as in the footage send into space?
I mean, the rest of the movie is shit, but he cheats in the pacman car segment, but cheats in donkey Kong in the tournament, different games with different cheats
@16:11 4. Pacman doesn't fucking have cheat codes 5. How does a godamn car= ghost 6. If you need cars to save the world why the fuck didn't you get sports cars and professional drivers. 7. He cheated in Donkey Kong not pacman did he use the same fucking code 8. The characters played as the ghosts so why the fuck is there a cheat code for non playable characetrs
If you want Adam Sandler to evolve his craft, put effort back in. Here's what you do people. DON'T SUPPORT OR GO SEE ANY OF HIS RECENT FILMS. Or at the very least, don't go and support any of his Happy Madison shit. Sandler doesn't give two shits what critics or people in general say about his movies. As long as his film can make it's money back he won't give a shit, since you paid to go see it. When his movies start to fail to bring in the cash, then and only then will Sandler maybe change his ways.
+Bane Knightfall I think that is finally happening now. As far as I'm aware, this movie didn't make much at the box office and his other film (The Cobbler) only made 24 thousand, thus why he's gone to Netflix in a sad attempt to regain popularity.
dude, cmon, his rather lonsin money, not makin many out of this films thanks to the critics or even the popular opinion. Lots of people I know who used to like his old films (an still) have experienced and listened about the shitiness of the recent films, so their not interesed anymore about watchin a recent Sandler movie even on tv. Actually I cant even stand minutes of his last films, you get bored, anoyed or even get uncomfortable while watchin. So I want him to leave this crap, cause he doesnt have any support on keep going with it, much of the critics and the film industry also look at his actual work not like a money makin machine (not only cause his making lose people tons of money) but desperate ways to save his reputation and the place he use to have as a heart touchin rlly entertaining comedian average people used to like. Peace.
But that movie turned out to be good, not perfect but good. Detective Pikachu and the Sonic the hedgehog show what happens with movie writers understand and respect the gamers fan base.
LaceeLasers Dude I live in TEXAS and I can say for a fact that it's the worst place to be. The worst weather possible, Corrupt homophobic politicians and quite possibly the WORST police I've ever seen
Zeke Brown Yeah the last place I would ever want to live in the USA would be Texas. No offence. But yeah I can't stand those homophobic politicians. Or homophobic people in general. But bro, we have AWFUL police. They literally don't give 2 shits about us. My boyfriend threw a party on the beach last summer, there was 5 of us, we were all wasted. We were 17 btw. You're not even allowed to drink on the beach. We walked by some police, and did they care? NOPE. 90% of them become police for the sake of bossing people around thinking they're better than us. They don't actually care. I fucking hate our cops.
No offence taken I wouldn't want to come here either. You have not seen stupid in till you've had to live in bastrop the most hillbilly place ever(my old landload killed my 9 year old cat and bugged my house) I swear the moment I get the chance i'm moving FAR FAR away from here. Someplace with snow. My god I miss snow.
@@KarstensCreationsKC Guess I just enjoy the cool meme air from that crappy AC as opposed to the hot pissy smelling breath of a just as crooked and unfunny she-beast lol
TheGrumpyReptile Yup.. High School girls are very tempting and slutty, I hate myself for ignoring them, Why am I such a little bitch? they are the ones that want the d, why do ignore them?
All I did was look at giant Packman for ten seconds wondering what was the link... Then I saw that *derpy doofus* getting dusted away from the left side and LOLed myself to tears. Hehe... Edit: *Good times*
Paradox Acres Ugh, doing it like THIS again?! This is worst that the Jurassic World review! At least wait for bluray to be out and not improvise the acting!
still could be worse, or did you forget fant4stic exists as a shit on all things great with the Fantastic four, including the greatest marvel villain, marvles lex luthor x2, Dr. Doom, and ruined a great franchise worse than anypast movie of them..
@@xxgirl101xx but at least he assembled a team to save mankind from Aliens unlike our current president, who probably can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat
If I remember correctly, Shamalyan is making another "scary" movie, about some kids visiting their grandparents. But something SpOoKy is happening... Joy.
+Yvette Berner I saw the trailer. It looked no different than any other horror flick of that setup. Whether it's demons, ghosts, whatever the effect is always the same. I don't plan to go see it.
+Yvette Berner Wait - that stupid, and forgettable-looking horror movie I just saw a trailer for is going to be directed by Shyamalan? What has our world come to? D':
Another thing I just realized about Peter Dinklage f*cking everyone over with a cheat code: That's how he WON the first time! So the aliens would have SEEN him entering that cheat code in, winning the tournament, and then they would probably assume that kind of thing is fair play!
You forgot about Adam's stupid and random cameo in the Disney show 'Jessie' where he played himself. Even there he looked really bored and zapped of life.
+Lewis Moreton The cameo in the show was random, but it was done to promote his movie "Grown Ups". The boy in Jessie played his son in the movie; Chris Rock appeared randomly on Ant Farm too because the lead actress played his daughter in the same movie.
You know what would have improved the plot by 200%? Instead of the good ol' Nice Guy™ is a loser but because he's such a Nice Guy™, his "silly" skill saves the world and gets him the girl, the set-up from Hook, somewhat tweaked. Think about it. A normal, average family father. Nice enough, leads a satisfying life with a desk job, not very exciting, but the family doesn't struggle. No adventure, clear rules that work. Nags the children because they play "stupid video games" instead of learning or playing something of value. Then the whole alien invasion thing happens, blabla, he realizes what's going on and knows what to do because of - surprise! - the backstory of Pixels. In the end, he saves the world, loosens up, realizes "all work and no play yadda yadda", his kids admire him, he still has a desktop job but is less bored because he plays games with his family after work and once in a while online with friends. And if there needs to be romance, he can have a loser friend who actually does something heroic without being a creep and gets the girl. Moral of the story: Life moves on, people grow up, priorities might shift, but nobody is ever too old to have a "childish" hobby. That'd work. It could still have tons of 80s references but it'd be connected to the average life gamers from then lead today and most importantly: No cringy power fantasy for whiny, unfunny Nice Guys™
If anything I want Doug to do the Fantastic Four 2015 review with the actual scenes of the movie. This was still good though and funny and seeing as how I didn't see it, I am glad I didn't!
+ZeroBankaiKing if he used the real scenes for this it would be flagged and taken down sadly. also it was only just in the cinema so there's no footage he could get anyway.
17:52 When Critic took Obama out and put Paul Blart back in and he started dancing like a douchebag was literally one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed :D I don't care if this WAS clipless, it was hilarious :P
It was still in theaters, and apparently "hollywood" keeps pestering them by taking down some of their reviews, so their counter was to do a review of a currently theatrical film w/o using clips
......this film .......was a financial success...... WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING SANDLER MONEY??? meanwhile I'll never see a sequel to Dredd there really is no god.
Kira Lawlet Actually the reason it's probably gotten a good portion of its money is because of the advertising and product placement snuck into the film. Jurassic World did something similar, but at least that was good. I mean, not as great as the original, but just a good movie. Here, this is just bad.
+Dragunity69 Probably because there are people who actually liked Pixels in spite of massive negative critical reception, and because the Critic is doing a clipless review.
This film is absolutely terrible but one massive plot point always gets to me: HOW DID YOU PUT A CHEAT CODE IN PAC-MAN!?!?!?? There are no cheat codes in Pac-Man!!! THERE ARE NO BUTTONS TO INPUT THE CODE!!!
I really gotta say, I’m so glad oneyplays introduced me to this channel. I get to relive my childhood movies with funny commentary and skits, Doug and the gang are honestly hilarious.
Personally I think most Adam Sandler movies are hilarious. I loved Pixels it was my favorite movie at the time but than again I was 11 at the time so my small mind probably made me laugh at everything I heard. I understand if a few of his movies are not as funny as they used to be but I like them. It’s nice to have a good laugh.
also, why is pacman so big on the poster? he was no where near that large in the movie and there was no sign that he was going to get that large. I know it's a stupid thing to complain about, but I'm just sayin'
"We killed Video Game Movies forever!" Unless fans can convince Miyazaki to make an animated Legend of Zelda movie, even if Link talks, it'd still be amazing.
@@jaycerrito3142 actually, I think they could get away with saying it once in a Zelda movie, as kind of a little joke at their own expense. But just once.
The most infuriating thing about Pixels is how the video game culture was displayed as a massive line between unskilled people and skilled. Santler thought we didn't know about the ghost's movement patterns! Sure, less information was speed out during the 80s, but there was A GOD DAMN BOOK ABOUT PACMAN STRATEGIES. The only thing I found funny was how they showed how Call of Duty had no strategy, because I don't like Call of Duty.
um... I didn't know or care enough to know, I think the better answer would be that there is a line separating the hardcore and casual gamer where one learns every aspect of the game and the other plays pokemon for years without knowing a thing about EV or IV training... (or about stab >.>)
Jake Meow ah yes. I didn't know about that until I tried the championships. My ass was handed to me the first time. Now I try to breed the best team ever.
Perfect_Poop Call of Duty has strategy, it just happens when a team can communicate and there are no players that just go "Leroy Jenkins!" and screw everything up
***** Being a "Video Game" movie has nothing to do with whether or not the movie will be inherently good or bad. You get a decent director, appropriate serviceable actors, and a writer who isn't lazy or untalented and you can make any material into at the very least an o.k. movie if effort is given.
kryptospuridium137 I respect your opinion, but I kind of liked Wreck-It-Ralph. There was only a few cameos at the beginning of the movie just to cement the place as in a arcade, but after the first 20, 25 minutes, it stuck to it's story plot. But, again, I respect your opinion.
Interesting facts; the young girl that played the young Sandler's character sister is actually his daughter Sadie. Sandler's wife is also in the movie as the president's assistant as well as his nephew Jared Sandler who Sandler mocked and called Harry Potter. Finally; the grandmother with the bad yoohoo joke is not just someone off the streets. She's Lainie Kazan and been in a few things including you don't mess with the Zohan and my big fat Greek wedding.
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Sean Bean survived the movie. That is how clueless the writers are. You cast Sean Bean in a movie about a potential apocalypse and didn't kill him off... What they should have done is have a running joke where Sean Bean's character keeps dying over and over again and coming back to life because it's like a video game and he has a certain amount of lives. That is how you use an actor in a comedy... Not fart jokes with Peter Dinklage.
+Hidious Vanity That's a great idea. And after dying and re-spawning several times, his punchline could be something like, "why does this keep happening to me?"
YESSS!!! OMFG XD
+Catzilla and just like that u made better movie
+Hidious Vanity Sean Bean survived in Jupiter Ascending
+DartLuke That's probably a major reason people hated that movie :P
Has anyone else noticed that almost every Adam Sandler movie starts off with a flashback to his childhood? o_O
except for Hotel Transylvania, where it's a flashback to his DAUGHTERS childhood
+jrpludacrous
Is everyone gonna ignore that the fact SEAN BEAN was in this movie
Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison. They don't start with flashbacks to his childhood. Happy Gilmore.
AKA: His only good movies didn't start with flashbacks.
have you ever seen rain over me its one of the good Adam sandler
Thank God Adam Sandler had “Uncut Gems”
Seriously. It’s like Hollywood woke up and actually listened to what Doug said at 21:21 - 21:41. What a redemption arc for Sandler.
Then, he made Hubie Halloween
@@thekiller7994 and it convinced me that Adam Sandler makes shitty movies intentionally. I can commend him for doing what he loves, but anyone who makes an active effort to waste my time can fuck off.
Wait, was that a good movie? I've heard really mixed opinions on it
@@astrowolvez yeah, many people praised Adam Sandler’s performance
I just love how much fun Papa Walker clearly has while starring in one of the skits !!!!!
I thought the reason people disliked the movie so much (besides it being bad) was because A) it mocked gamers and depicted the worst stereotype of them, and B) it pandered to that stereotype. Basically, it sucked on a completely new and revolutionary level (as far as I know).
+Zatchooze Naut Or quit and go away.
+Copper Droplet Pretty much the same thing - a mid 90s movie that was 'hurh hurh, gamers are nerds, lookatda nerds hurh hurh' would have flown better (like Sandler's films did) back then. But 20 years latter and pulling the same schtick?
+MrNoosphere Nowadays Gamers are geniuses, I wonder what those people back then would think of now.
+Copper Droplet So it's like The Big Bang Theory but worse?
+frontraiderz pretty much, at least in big bang theory they have actual redeeming qualities.
"No one in the military knows how to play videogames"
This line is such an epic fail considering the very first videogame was a missile launch simulator USED BY THE GOVERNMENT!
Draw Enidan that’s what makes it so ludicrous
Seeing as most intel guys are nerds and these games have been solved on the internet for years... what was the point of the Sandler character
I actually knew that.
Whoa, it was??? I thought PONG was the first video game ever???? Keeewl
@@princessthyemis Nope, it was a game called Tennis for Two (Computer Tennis), created by William Higinbotham and released in North America in 1958.
Your fucking wrong its pong made on a amiga cd or one of those old ass pc's
Seeing Tamara go full nostalgia critic is the greatest I’ve ever seen
Wouldn’t it be awesome if Tamara or Malcolm just do an episode of Nostalgia Critic and review a movie they really hate while Doug is actually missing or some excuses
@@jaytender4949 yes
"we just wasted millions of dollars and doomed videogame movies forever"
Wreck It Ralph: congratulations
Detective Pikachu: you're being rescued
Sonic the Hedgehog: please do not resist
The Holy Trilogy: Detective Pikachu, Sonic The Hedgehog, & Donkey Kong on the SEGA Genesis (Wreck-It Ralph).
Never compare saving videogame movies using Sonic. Effects were better due to decades, but that toothy abomination has less to do with the game than the Mario movie did.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie: And Wha-Hoo!
I didn’t realize why the futurama joke was presented by an elephant until I realized it was a literal representation of the elephant in the room, and that’s actually a really good way to present that.
😃
Yeah, that's a reoccurring concept from the early days. Took me a few swatches to get that.
His Adam Sandler impression was so good, that my mom thought I was watching actual Adam Sandler content just from the audio
Hahaha LoL 🤣
Nope Nc is a horrible youtuber and bad at impressions
Julian V at least he’s not either of the Paul’s.
LOL!!!
Jake B r/thathappened
Over 7 years later, and to this day, the delivery of “I’m funny ‘cause I don’t make you laugh” at 14:01 combined with the image of Olaf stroking his carrot nose makes me die of laughter
"We ruined video game movies forever!"
Detective Pikachu: chill out everybody, I got this, vg movies will be great now.
Sonic movie: not so fast (no pun intended)
Eh I couldnt find it that good.
That should have been a pun
That pun was intended.
Ugh.... I keep forgetting the Sonic movie is a thing 😅
*It's free real estate*
I'll be honest, the part of the movie that pissed me off the most is the part where Pac-Man's creator tried to talk to Pac-Man. He talks about how Pac-Man shouldn't be killing anyone, and how he was created to bring joy to people. He gets out and tries to talk to Pac-Man, but Pac-Man bites his arm off, and his creator starts screaming for the others to destroy him.
That scene just felt like a big middle finger to people who love video games, as well as people who make video games. Maybe it just made me angry because the creator reminded me of Iwata, the way he was talking about how video games should bring joy to people. But that scene was the worst part of the whole movie imo.
Mary McGinnis What's weird is that they got an actor to play him, but they had the REAL creator as a cameo. This can either be funny or not make sense depending on how filmmakers use it, in this case it's the latter.
Mary McGinnis Also, the scene makes no sense whatsoever because that was not PacMan, but an alien replica. He shouldn't recognize "his creator" in any case
+Mary McGinnis That joke was stupid and predictable.
If you think that is the worst scene in film you clearly have no concept of humour (that is if you even know what humour is).
+Daniel “Fallen Angel Art” Childs to be honestly fair, there were so many "worst" scenes in the film, it really falls down to personal opinion which one was the worst.
I think it was more because they took advantage of gaming culture to pander to the "gamers". It was trying to appeal to nostalgia. It was disgusting pandering. The guy drooling over the hot character is just fucking insulting. It used "in jokes" that it had no business using.
+Piscaso It's insulting to you? I haven't seen the movie, but if any joke insults you, it needs to be told...
Suspicious Tumbleweed* It was insulting the way they took advantage of gaming culture to appeal to the gamers. It was pandering.
Not something like a holocaust joke, or a fat joke, or a blonde joke, it was the reason why. Because this movie was totally decided to be about gamers by corporate suits.
All jokes need a target but that rationale doesn't belong here. I know you want to say that somewhere but not here. Please think before you press that comment button.
+Piscaso
You have my Favorite ANIME!!
+Piscaso that guy was supposed to be made fun of
right on man
This movie will be used as torture in the future. Mark my words.
That would be jack and jill or little nicky
No. People are not THAT cruel.
Torture like Batman and Robin
@@HeroKy9939 dude, I loved that movie as a kid. I watched it on theater as a little 8-9 year old boy with my sister and her boyfriend, so it will always have a place in my heart. And tbh, it wasn't that bad.
FALSE. It was amazing.
That was a damn good Adam Sandler impression during the intro song.... Damn good!
You have thank Doug for playing a parody of Adam Sandler that is funnier than the real one.
My Dad and younger brothers love this movie and they say that Star Wars sucks. Help me please.
Ariel Arusy that's sad
Tastes differ. There are not very much things that are universially loved or hated.
Don't judge them for it :-)
You're welcome in my house, my parents are naturally Trekkies, but they love Star Wars a lot too
MissStoryTelling no thanks my family may be Star Wars haters but their my Star Wars haters
kill them. JK I'd say just leave them be.
"Pixels was the worst movie ever" -some guy somewhere
The Emoji movie: Hold my beer.
And Ralph breaks the internet came along and was a better version of both
I honestly enjoyed the Emoji Movie. I also REALLY like Pixels.
@@scottvgamer1163 I personally thought Pixels was okay, contrary to the popular opinion.
Jeepers Creepers 3: HOLD MY WHISKEY!
Sonic The Hedgehog Hold My Bloody Mary
In what universe in Big Daddy a hit film and not Happy Gilmore.
Also thank God that Sonic 2020 and Detective Pikachu gave new hope and life into video game films.
But Paul WS Anderson kills the genre again since he plans on making a Monster Hunter movie, starring his wife
Tamara popping off at the cheat code was amazing.
I think Wreck-It Ralph is gonna have a lot of fun beating up Adam Sandler for making fun of his arcade game buddies.
Fernando Ramos season 2, episode 20 "Anthology of interests" or it could be the second one.
Fernando Ramos i thought the same thing
Fernando Ramos I agree
Fernando Ramos agreed
Flint lockwood shake why are you saying the critic's name?
Wait, if the guy cheated to win and it was *his* footage send into space... Then how would the aliens know he broke the rules by cheating in the *exact same way* as in the footage send into space?
I mean, the rest of the movie is shit, but he cheats in the pacman car segment, but cheats in donkey Kong in the tournament, different games with different cheats
THANK YOU
...and how do the aliens think it’s an act of war?
Fool me once...
@@kemosonicfan123lbp No.
Huh...the Kevin James president joke didn’t...age so well
we still wouldn't have him as president
@@RandomCat125 it's 2020. A fucking rhinoceros could become president and I wouldn't bat an eye.
At least Kevin James doesn't preach about caring about you when he doesn't have anything meaningful to say
At least he helped fight video game aliens
Was looking for this one 😬
At least he bounced back *tremendously* with Uncut Gems
@16:11
4. Pacman doesn't fucking have cheat codes
5. How does a godamn car= ghost
6. If you need cars to save the world why the fuck didn't you get sports cars and professional drivers.
7. He cheated in Donkey Kong not pacman did he use the same fucking code
8. The characters played as the ghosts so why the fuck is there a cheat code for non playable characetrs
+grkpektis Not to mention, another thing I noticed. Duck Hunt didn't come out until 1984, so how would these aliens have that character?
You'd be excellent at Cinema Sins.
+Demonhunterguy 73 okay. we'll hate because of the major ones.
+Casey Johnson you really think they would have done their research?
+Demonhunterguy 73 those are not minor
If you want Adam Sandler to evolve his craft, put effort back in. Here's what you do people. DON'T SUPPORT OR GO SEE ANY OF HIS RECENT FILMS. Or at the very least, don't go and support any of his Happy Madison shit. Sandler doesn't give two shits what critics or people in general say about his movies. As long as his film can make it's money back he won't give a shit, since you paid to go see it. When his movies start to fail to bring in the cash, then and only then will Sandler maybe change his ways.
ok
Goddamn right, Bane
+Bane Knightfall I think that is finally happening now. As far as I'm aware, this movie didn't make much at the box office and his other film (The Cobbler) only made 24 thousand, thus why he's gone to Netflix in a sad attempt to regain popularity.
dude, cmon, his rather lonsin money, not makin many out of this films thanks to the critics or even the popular opinion. Lots of people I know who used to like his old films (an still) have experienced and listened about the shitiness of the recent films, so their not interesed anymore about watchin a recent Sandler movie even on tv. Actually I cant even stand minutes of his last films, you get bored, anoyed or even get uncomfortable while watchin. So I want him to leave this crap, cause he doesnt have any support on keep going with it, much of the critics and the film industry also look at his actual work not like a money makin machine (not only cause his making lose people tons of money) but desperate ways to save his reputation and the place he use to have as a heart touchin rlly entertaining comedian average people used to like.
Peace.
Well, I've barely gone to see any of his films ..... so I am at least doing my part.
so an adam sandler movie predicted a U.S. president that couldnt read ...spooky
Sandler:"We just wasted millions of dollars and doomed video game movies forever!"
Me:*Watches Pokemon: Detective Pikachu trailer 2*
But that movie turned out to be good, not perfect but good. Detective Pikachu and the Sonic the hedgehog show what happens with movie writers understand and respect the gamers fan base.
Then, Paul WS Anderson kills video game movies again with the release of Monster Hunter, starring his wife
Detective pikachu was just a generic mascot character
Based on the thumbnail, Doug predicted Infinity War before it was even released.
"This is REAL LIFE!" Easily the funniest one liner in this review. WAY funnier than Pixels anyway.
+Jay Menace : And there was such passion in it ^^
+Jay Menace Something being funnier than Pixels isn't saying much
+Jay Menace i don't know the whole "this is too awkward even for me..and i'm shamalan" was pretty funny
No. -_-
+Jay Menace Even though The "This is Real life" Phrase has been Said before.(Read TV tropes if you will.)
When Obama said “I only watch PewDiePie” I was disappointed that he didn’t say “I only watch Game Grumps”
Nostalgia Critic in 2015: Even we're not stupid enough to have Donald Trump as President
Me in 2019: Errrrrr.....
2020 made it even worse with this stupid virus
Bruh! Spoilers for 2020! This guy is still in 2019!
@@dylanhansen2352 ...uh...
Emporer Palpatine it’s a joke 😂
And now Kanye wants to run...
KEVIN JAMES IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?! I didn't know that! Holy shit I'm DEFINITELY not watching this garbage now.
YAY! your president Paul Blart is gonna shoot up aliens! Someone get me a beer to chug!
Zeke Brown Lol he's not MY President, I'm Canadian. I feel bad for American suckers.
LaceeLasers Dude I live in TEXAS and I can say for a fact that it's the worst place to be. The worst weather possible, Corrupt homophobic politicians and quite possibly the WORST police I've ever seen
Zeke Brown Yeah the last place I would ever want to live in the USA would be Texas. No offence. But yeah I can't stand those homophobic politicians. Or homophobic people in general. But bro, we have AWFUL police. They literally don't give 2 shits about us. My boyfriend threw a party on the beach last summer, there was 5 of us, we were all wasted. We were 17 btw. You're not even allowed to drink on the beach. We walked by some police, and did they care? NOPE. 90% of them become police for the sake of bossing people around thinking they're better than us. They don't actually care. I fucking hate our cops.
No offence taken I wouldn't want to come here either. You have not seen stupid in till you've had to live in bastrop the most hillbilly place ever(my old landload killed my 9 year old cat and bugged my house) I swear the moment I get the chance i'm moving FAR FAR away from here. Someplace with snow. My god I miss snow.
I'm gonna bet dollars to donuts that the Critic's "movie" here is a thousand times funnier than any actual footage from the movie would've been.
yup
As someone who has seen both. This statement is 100% true. The least funny critic joke is 10 times funnier than the funniest Sandler joke in Pixels
Liezl Bohnen Yup this video is funnier than the majority of Sandler's work in years
I love your profile picture. Ectofeature FTW
Well, of course. Critic understands the humor of his audience and actually tries.
*I like how they did all of this just to avoid a copyright strike.* I was waiting for footage from the film to start showing but this is way better!
Yeah 😔😔 i actually wanted to see him comment on parts of the scene where the aliens invade Washington D.C.
It also means I don't have to see the clips from this film so that's a plus.
2015:”Kinda considering electing Donald trump”
2019: 😬
Joke hasn't aged to well has it? lol
Now I'm just waiting for a 2020 update to this after he gets elected again lol
Already training in the military *loads shot gun for if trump is near*
Thing is, Trump wasn't elected... He was installed like a bad air conditioner
@@KarstensCreationsKC Guess I just enjoy the cool meme air from that crappy AC as opposed to the hot pissy smelling breath of a just as crooked and unfunny she-beast lol
And I thought Uwe Boll's video game movies were bad...
DID I JUST WRITE THAT?!?
+Rasmus Thyrring Unfortunately, you did.....
+Rasmus Thyrring It's OK, Pixels had the kind of writing that'd make Uwe Boll's works look like LotR in comparison.
+Rasmus Thyrring Too late to take it back, buddy. LOOOOOL
Fabalocious Dee
I don't know. Still bakes the question on who's the worst: Adam Sandler or Uwe Boll
+Rasmus Thyrring jack and jill speaks for itself i mean it looks like one of the trailers from Tropic Thunder
...why does the dude have a cheat to make the ghosts faster in Pac-Man? Aren't you supposed to AVOID them?
Is that the cheat he has on his glasses?
Henrique Carballo Aranha because he can then beat the game faster albeit more difficult
Henrique Carballo Aranha
I think the Original Cheat makes Pacman Faster
That still makes no sense. If Pac-Man goes faster, you're more likely to run into a ghost.
Geez, this movie is stupid.
Ecto it is
I like how the intro song mocks the fact there’s a 2nd Hotel Transylvania
*cough cough* there’s a third one *cough cough*
Now there’s gonna be a fourth one
@@eyesack2007 but Adam isn't gonna be in it
This film is an excellent lesson on why you should never sellout
Doug: "and surprisingly, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey"
Tamara: "THANK GOD!!"
Good job, you typed out what he said.
SamueltheJolly If Rachel was here, than awwww...
@@sjreads7235 do you have a thing for Rachel?
The movie 50 shades of grey is an abomination against humanity. It makes the transformers movies look amazing in comparison
JurassicMutoG2K We could debate for hours about that and it would be loads of fun.
Tamara is adorable. There I said it.
TheGrumpyReptile Yup.. High School girls are very tempting and slutty, I hate myself for ignoring them, Why am I such a little bitch? they are the ones that want the d, why do ignore them?
+SickChip
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Nizar A Girls like penis, I should stop ignoring their requests.
+SickChip Dude, no, that's a really bad idea.
theyoutubecommentepidemic why?
I actually liked Click. He completely forgot Big Daddy, that was one of his better films, too.
though Click is weird because it SUDDENLY takes a very hard turn into serious, soul crushing drama out of nowhere
15:43-16:26 BOOOIIIII. That’s my favorite part of this episode.
Also another good point is the fact that *there are no cheat codes in Pac-Man.*
Wow I can't believe he predicted infinity war in the thumbnail
HEEYUP
Rob.....i don't feel so good......
BABY FACE
All I did was look at giant Packman for ten seconds wondering what was the link... Then I saw that *derpy doofus* getting dusted away from the left side and LOLed myself to tears. Hehe...
Edit: *Good times*
Oh god..what have we done to deserve _this_ monstrosity?!
(The movie, I mean. Not NC's singing.)
Paradox Acres We didnt respond to Adam Sandlers bad movie carrier fast enought!
Paradox Acres Ugh, doing it like THIS again?! This is worst that the Jurassic World review! At least wait for bluray to be out and not improvise the acting!
Paradox Acres I tried to warn them! I knew as soon as I saw the trailer this would be a stinker, but did they listen?!
still could be worse, or did you forget fant4stic exists as a shit on all things great with the Fantastic four, including the greatest marvel villain, marvles lex luthor x2, Dr. Doom, and ruined a great franchise worse than anypast movie of them..
Paradox Acres Ah, there you are again.
Pixels on Rotten Tomatoes went down by 1% since this video.
Good.
It is now 16%
No.
I actually liked pixels is that a bad thing
@@mexicanchicken8408 nah it's just a joke
Let's go for another
Gentleman it is time for a crusade
I don't know, given how our current President, Kevin James is pretty damn presidential
I mean at least Kevin James, while incompetent, seems pretty damn harmless. Useless, but not actively hurting people or insulting other world people.
@@xxgirl101xx but at least he assembled a team to save mankind from Aliens unlike our current president, who probably can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat
If I remember correctly, Shamalyan is making another "scary" movie, about some kids visiting their grandparents. But something SpOoKy is happening... Joy.
I remember first seeing the trailer and thinking "Boy, this looks interesting" but when I saw who was directing it, I immediately changed my mind.
+Yvette Berner I saw the trailer. It looked no different than any other horror flick of that setup. Whether it's demons, ghosts, whatever the effect is always the same. I don't plan to go see it.
zelda themelonlord For real? Wow...
+zelda themelonlord you are kidding right RIGHT
+Yvette Berner Wait - that stupid, and forgettable-looking horror movie I just saw a trailer for is going to be directed by Shyamalan?
What has our world come to? D':
Are none of us gonna notice that these "pixels" are 3D...So they're voxels...Not pixels...
+Red Raven THANK YOU. I wasn't the only one who noticed.
And what do i use this for
Maybe they named it pixels so people could recognize the word better.
Best Videogame movie of the decade is disney's wreck it ralph released in 2012
Another thing I just realized about Peter Dinklage f*cking everyone over with a cheat code: That's how he WON the first time! So the aliens would have SEEN him entering that cheat code in, winning the tournament, and then they would probably assume that kind of thing is fair play!
Wow where did he get all this authentic footage straight from the film!?
Green Mann From the producers of Food Fight.
Haha omg that movie is legendary...for all the wrong reasons of course
To be fair, that scene where the nerd meets the creator of Pac-Man was pretty damn funny. So that's at least one quality minute right there.
and when pac- man bites off his hand. that part was funny.
That was legitimately a great joke with a solid build up. Not saying the movie is good, but it did have a great joke
Man, I feel so bad for the Pac-Man creator. His sole cameo was in a shitty American film. Unless we count Kamen Rider.
"I made your game my beech."
@@OfficerFriendly2006 "Somebody kill this stupid bitch!"
I gotta say; While I really enjoyed this movie, I can't deny that this is some pretty fair criticism!
That song needs to be on TH-cam Music
You forgot about Adam's stupid and random cameo in the Disney show 'Jessie' where he played himself. Even there he looked really bored and zapped of life.
oh yeah. i forgot
I don't think the critic knows of that shows existence.
Lewis Moreton I don't remember Jesse was that 2000s or 2010s Disney
+Lewis Moreton The cameo in the show was random, but it was done to promote his movie "Grown Ups". The boy in Jessie played his son in the movie; Chris Rock appeared randomly on Ant Farm too because the lead actress played his daughter in the same movie.
BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera 2010s
You know what would have improved the plot by 200%?
Instead of the good ol' Nice Guy™ is a loser but because he's such a Nice Guy™, his "silly" skill saves the world and gets him the girl, the set-up from Hook, somewhat tweaked.
Think about it. A normal, average family father. Nice enough, leads a satisfying life with a desk job, not very exciting, but the family doesn't struggle. No adventure, clear rules that work. Nags the children because they play "stupid video games" instead of learning or playing something of value. Then the whole alien invasion thing happens, blabla, he realizes what's going on and knows what to do because of - surprise! - the backstory of Pixels. In the end, he saves the world, loosens up, realizes "all work and no play yadda yadda", his kids admire him, he still has a desktop job but is less bored because he plays games with his family after work and once in a while online with friends. And if there needs to be romance, he can have a loser friend who actually does something heroic without being a creep and gets the girl. Moral of the story: Life moves on, people grow up, priorities might shift, but nobody is ever too old to have a "childish" hobby.
That'd work. It could still have tons of 80s references but it'd be connected to the average life gamers from then lead today and most importantly: No cringy power fantasy for whiny, unfunny Nice Guys™
Perfect 👌.
that does sound pretty good.
That honestly sounds great!
You should write movies
Also, have it be will ferrell instead of Adam sandler
That was a pretty damn good impression of Adam Sandler at the beginning
9:42 Oh no! The "as you know!" line strikes back in a Nostalgia Critic video, even though this is just a clipless review!
I think he was making fun of bad writes
Or was that the point you were making
@@HeroKy9939 Well yeah
@@samkresil6011 he he
@@HeroKy9939 I think it was both
If anything I want Doug to do the Fantastic Four 2015 review with the actual scenes of the movie. This was still good though and funny and seeing as how I didn't see it, I am glad I didn't!
+ZeroBankaiKing if he used the real scenes for this it would be flagged and taken down sadly. also it was only just in the cinema so there's no footage he could get anyway.
+Malango He can get it from Putlocker... it's not like Fox can say they care.
***** Yeah he could and then they'd flag his video and remove it....
+ZeroBankaiKing I'm waiting for that review as well.
He can only use actual movie clips if the movie is out on DVD, if he used the real clips before it came out of DVD it would be pirating.
17:52 When Critic took Obama out and put Paul Blart back in and he started dancing like a douchebag was literally one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed :D
I don't care if this WAS clipless, it was hilarious :P
+toontownwiz2 And the bango music in the background was absolutely perfect XDD
OVER WEIGHT WHITE MAN. OVER WEIGHT WHITE MAN. OVER WEIGHT WHITE MAN.
Your username... I like you.
+toontownwiz2 Why was it clipless anyway?
It was still in theaters, and apparently "hollywood" keeps pestering them by taking down some of their reviews, so their counter was to do a review of a currently theatrical film w/o using clips
1:17 well we can throw Hubie Halloween into those categories, right down to Julie Bowen being in it.
I actually really liked pixels. Infact I was a fan of even the bad ones. Dang
Well, it could be worse.
Sandler himself could've been the President of the States.
Crash's Underwear DONT GUVE SANDLER IDEAS FOR THE NEXT MOVIE!
I’ll take it!!
SHUT UP! PLEASE STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!!!!
That would be kinda funny to see tbh.
Still a better choice than Donald Trump.
The Ridiculous Six has 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
He must review it now
+Vash Zwingli No Ino he should not
+Vash Zwingli it could lead to the worlds destruction
+KDGaming I agree
It's actually happened. A movie a unanimously chosen score. Amazing and terrifying.
12:42 When I first watched part I didn't know who Amon was, watching this years later now hits different.
Uncut gems be like: I'm just gonna ignore this
Now you need to review Fantastic Four (2015) since the rating is below Pixels.
Fantastic Four: 9%
Pixels: 11%
margareth michelina {laughs} Marvel got less than a videogame movie. Life is complete.
+TheDinoKitteh *Fox
+Marco Arlindo DC?
XD YES
+margareth michelina
9%?
11%?
Shit movies did 9/11!
Not the worst Adam Sandler movie, but I'd rather watch Wreck it Ralph.
SarahandAshley Anyone with half a brain would.
SarahandAshley Same here, but then again... what other good video game movie is there beside Wreck it Ralph?
Ninjathehedgehog800 King of kong. Not much of a movie,but a nice documenttary
Ninjathehedgehog800 Prince of Persia is pretty good, but if you mean movies about video games... the AVGN movie is enjoyable.
+Ninjathehedgehog800 indie game the movie
one thing: The reason your channel is called "channel awesome" is because the channel is truly awesome :)
Oh how the might have fallen...
4 years later: Uncut Gems 💎
......this film .......was a financial success...... WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING SANDLER MONEY???
meanwhile I'll never see a sequel to Dredd there really is no god.
Kira Lawlet Actually this is proof of Satan
So that Rob Schneider and Kevin James don't have to get real jobs???
I dare someone to prove that isn't the case.epirus300
Kira Lawlet Actually the reason it's probably gotten a good portion of its money is because of the advertising and product placement snuck into the film. Jurassic World did something similar, but at least that was good. I mean, not as great as the original, but just a good movie. Here, this is just bad.
+Kira Lawlet I thought this movie lost like 20 million dollars or something
why so many dislikes? This was a really good review😀
+Dragunity69 Probably because there are people who actually liked Pixels in spite of massive negative critical reception, and because the Critic is doing a clipless review.
+Cyrus Jed Binauhan i didnt care much about the clip less stuff (copyright reasons is understandable ) but i still find it funny :)
Dragunity69
Me neither, though some people do, judging from the comments section.
+Dragunity69 easily one of his best reviews
+adj789 :)
Nostalgia Critic: Come Back.
*Uncut Gems sneaks around the corner onto the stage*
@@kalababraha9049 I could be asking you the same thing.
7:37 my favorite part, I can’t stop laughing 😆
You could call Pixels Grown-Ups 3 and NO ONE would argue with you.
Awful Fawful But has more colorful visuals.
+Awful Fawful O hai Mark.
You could've called this film Bird vs Camel...
cant forget the flying eggplants
2015 times were weird
It's frightening how spot on his Sandler-in-song impersonation is
Pixels Is 2015's Emoji Movie
2015: OH GOD YOU HAVE PIXELS
2017: Call That The Emoji Movie
13:25 too awkward for Shamaylan?
*What a twist!!*
This film is absolutely terrible but one massive plot point always gets to me: HOW DID YOU PUT A CHEAT CODE IN PAC-MAN!?!?!?? There are no cheat codes in Pac-Man!!! THERE ARE NO BUTTONS TO INPUT THE CODE!!!
"Yep, do the R-Obama."
Why did that make me laugh for 5 minutes straight. _WHY_
I really gotta say, I’m so glad oneyplays introduced me to this channel. I get to relive my childhood movies with funny commentary and skits, Doug and the gang are honestly hilarious.
the waterboy was amazing you unholy monster.
I guess Pixels just shows how BAD a movie about video games can get, and Wreck it Ralph shows how GOOD a movie about video games can get. Huh.
UNPOPULAR OPINION
I liked Pixels
I've heard the ace attorney movie is good.
ace attorney is also an anime now and its not that bad
its basically the games in a court room drama/comedy show
The anime was great and true to the original, the movie flopped.
I honestly didn't like Reck-it-Ralph :/
"Whores, peeing, and farts."
Still funnier then the movie tbh. XD
Personally I think most Adam Sandler movies are hilarious. I loved Pixels it was my favorite movie at the time but than again I was 11 at the time so my small mind probably made me laugh at everything I heard. I understand if a few of his movies are not as funny as they used to be but I like them. It’s nice to have a good laugh.
Love the episode but I'm not going to lie pixels is one of my favorite movies
I mean, Troll 2 is one of my favorite movies so I understand where you're coming from lol
also, why is pacman so big on the poster? he was no where near that large in the movie and there was no sign that he was going to get that large. I know it's a stupid thing to complain about, but I'm just sayin'
To make you wanna watch the horror that is Pixels
Its for setting expextations high
+Strawfingers Nano You're right...it IS a "stupid thing to complain about".
BECAUSE MARKETING
+Daniel Hicks (Krudtastic) no because..... YOU'LL GO SEE IT ANYWAYS FUCK YOU...(is what marketers think).
If you think 17% is bad, his newest movie (The Do Over) got a whopping 5% on Rotten Tomatoes!!!!
Cross Entertainment I liked it
Cross Entertainment I didn't even knknow that was a movie
Oh, please. Rotten Tomatoes give EVERYTHING a low review score, and I am not exaggerating. Not even close.
Crash's Underwear At least it's not game reviewers who high score everything
8/10 is the new 0/10
I kinda liked it
Kevin James president isn't so far fetched now is it
I love Pixels! It’s my guilty pleasure. Please don’t judge me!
Fantastic Four (2015)?
Ethan c He should to do that and Rise of the Silver Surfer.
*Fant4stic
Ethan c yeah it isn't Fantastic 4 it's Fant 4 Stic lol I make that joke all the time
***** I've got no clue who the hell that is
+ImNotManny Literally everyone makes that "joke".
"We killed Video Game Movies forever!" Unless fans can convince Miyazaki to make an animated Legend of Zelda movie, even if Link talks, it'd still be amazing.
As long as he doesn't say "excuse me, princess"
I'd watch that
THAT BE FUCKING AWESOME!!
@@jaycerrito3142 actually, I think they could get away with saying it once in a Zelda movie, as kind of a little joke at their own expense. But just once.
Trust me it wouldn’t happen
"yeah, nerds and games don't usually mix."
“We killed video game movies forever!”
Sonic movies: You were saying?
The most infuriating thing about Pixels is how the video game culture was displayed as a massive line between unskilled people and skilled. Santler thought we didn't know about the ghost's movement patterns! Sure, less information was speed out during the 80s, but there was A GOD DAMN BOOK ABOUT PACMAN STRATEGIES. The only thing I found funny was how they showed how Call of Duty had no strategy, because I don't like Call of Duty.
um... I didn't know or care enough to know, I think the better answer would be that there is a line separating the hardcore and casual gamer where one learns every aspect of the game and the other plays pokemon for years without knowing a thing about EV or IV training... (or about stab >.>)
This comment was only 6 months ago?! I thought I grew out of rant paragraphs a lot sooner.
Jake Meow ah yes. I didn't know about that until I tried the championships. My ass was handed to me the first time. Now I try to breed the best team ever.
Perfect_Poop Call of Duty has strategy, it just happens when a team can communicate and there are no players that just go "Leroy Jenkins!" and screw everything up
David Cappadoccia so never
Hopefully Wreck-it Ralph 2 will prove that Video Game movies can still work.
*****
Being a "Video Game" movie has nothing to do with whether or not the movie will be inherently good or bad. You get a decent director, appropriate serviceable actors, and a writer who isn't lazy or untalented and you can make any material into at the very least an o.k. movie if effort is given.
***** Wreck it Ralph was a piece of crap. Everybody was just too busy jacking off to cheap cameos to notice.
kryptospuridium137 I respect your opinion, but I kind of liked Wreck-It-Ralph. There was only a few cameos at the beginning of the movie just to cement the place as in a arcade, but after the first 20, 25 minutes, it stuck to it's story plot. But, again, I respect your opinion.
***** The first one proved it can work.
***** I'd appreciate the actual characters we know to actually help in the next plot.
9:17 - "Well, the chart says..."
(Doug casts the Meteor spell)
KABOOOOM!!!
(Cue Final Fantasy victory theme)
Interesting facts; the young girl that played the young Sandler's character sister is actually his daughter Sadie. Sandler's wife is also in the movie as the president's assistant as well as his nephew Jared Sandler who Sandler mocked and called Harry Potter. Finally; the grandmother with the bad yoohoo joke is not just someone off the streets. She's Lainie Kazan and been in a few things including you don't mess with the Zohan and my big fat Greek wedding.