haha i woke up this morning to my friend being really exited that her fan art is in this! She worked pretty hard on it and has been waiting for quite a while for you guys to put it in one of your videos
Just thought I'd throw this out there.... a gaming channel with Emkay hosts playing together would probably be the greatest thing to ever exist. Just sayin'.
2:49 it’s from spongebob. In the episode “Spongebob B.C. (Before comedy)” we saw the life of spongebob, Patrick, and squidward as prehistoric cave people. However the side-plot of the episode was patchy the pirate and his parrot, potty arguing over if the future or the past was cooler. To back up their arguments, patchy brought in a live caveman and potty brought in a real robot.
2:23 my philosophy teacher did that in the last Teams class... Should've been a 3 hours class. He ended it after 20 minutes. No one was asking questions (nothing unusual there), there was no interaction when he asked us a question, he got sad and just ended it. Some teachers just can't do online classes... They want they visual feedback and when nobody has their camera open... Yeah.
4:35 That actually happened to me a few months ago for one of my finals. I stayed up until 3/4 am to finish a research paper that was due at midnight. She said she’d take off a sign for every day it was late (so A- to B+ etc). I emailed it to her and apologized for it being late and she said that since she was still awake she’d count it as on time. Needless to say she was one of my favorite teachers 😅💜
2:50 This is from the _SpongeBob_ episode “SpongeBob B.C.”, where Patchy and Potty get into an argument over whether the past or the future is better, and they respectively have a caveman and a robot to back up their cases. But then the robot and the caveman end up getting along, and do a rap number called “When Worlds Collide”. 3:03 Paul and Ringo as cats 4:16 When I grow up, I want to be a principal... or a _Camarasaurus_ . 5:35 Yeah... that was a poorly worded way of asking why certain words can only be used by either men or women. With that said, there are languages in South America that actually function like that, where words are declined according to the gender of the speaker. 6:55 I don’t have a brother, so I actually had to have a friend come over to beat the hard levels. 7:32 From this angle, she looks like Joe from _Family Guy_ if he grew out his hair. 8:56 It probably sounds scarier in Spanish. 10:03 I just don’t get these ladies who bitch about video games. Like, did they skip the class that teaches about tomboys? 10:43 This is probably why I, as a cat person, love Twig so much, even though he’s pretty much Hilda’s dog. 11:13 Okay, am I the only one who learned arithmetic before starting school? Because I swear, the only reason people hate maths is because they associate it with being *forced* to do it in boring-ass school by their boring-ass teachers.
So true. It's not that I mind it so much that Pinterest had their grubby mitts on EVERYTHING written , drawn or recorded for the last 50 years. It's that they want to freaking OWN YOU AND BLOW UP YOUR DAMNED INBOX.
2:50 That’s a SpongeBob episode! I believe it’s the one where they went back in time, with squidward shouting “Fuuuutuuuureee” over and over in a freezer lmao, but this was one of the side story’s going on with Pachy the Pirate (the Are You Ready Kids?” Guy and yes they gave him a legitimate role in the show) during the show, I think it had to do with this caveman broke into the rock house they were in, this robot showed up and they both started laying waste to pachy and his parrot😂
2:49 The robot and caveman are from the Spongebob Squarepants B.C. (Before Comedy) special. Patchy was trying to show kids how great the past was, while Potty was all about the future. It ended with a dope song. Also, the caveman is Patrick's voice actor.
5:36 In German every noun has a gender. A tree is masculine, a sock is feminine and a car is neutral, basically it's all random and doesn't make sense. It's hell, which is why I'm happy that english is my second language. It's so much easier!
French is the same way, I'm learning it in school. My teachers get so upset when we mix up genders, I'm so glad a native to that sort of thing has issues, I feel so much less alone
As a french, every single noun has a gender, and I recently learned that it's not "une abysse" but "un abysse". When even native French speakers have a hard time to tell, what the hell are you supposed to do?
@@rattb0i482 I think that the way schools try to teach a language are often wrong. Learning should be fun and not overwhelming or depressing. My English teacher tried to teach us all the different tenses in the span of 3 months, which is incredibly overwhelming when learning a new language. And I hated vocabulary tests, because I know the words but I can't translate them. Word for word translation is stupid, because you don't learn to actively use the language and improvise. And I think it's sad that teachers, like you said, get upset if you mix things up. You're still learning and a negative experience will not help anyone. I hope you still enjoy learning French despite having some difficulties!
@@aleaa8227 Yeah, there are so many German words where even natives don't know if it's der, die or das as well. Oftentimes it differs from region to region. I mean we have over a hundred words for the end piece of a bead and the article in front of a word can differ from region to region. That's why I love English they just use "the".
@@7sins_of_life Thude, in french, for a sweet, there's a literal war. You have the minority saying "chocolatine", and the other part saying "pain au chocolat". In english you just say pain au chocolat I guess And fuck it, but french is way too complicated with the conjugation, we have 6 different endings for a verb, for the present for exemple. In english just put an "s" for the third person and you're done! As I said, when even natives can't understand, it's the end my friend
[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier] Heavy: "INCOMING!" [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe] Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!" Heavy: "-AAAAalright then." Spy: "Ahem." [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder] Spy: "Gentlemen." [Meet the Spy' Title Card] [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back] Soldier: "...and a knife." [The Scout approaches and removes the knife] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!" [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle] [The Spy turns to face the Scout] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother] Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief] Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [[[Right Behind You]] plays] [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular] Soldier: "Oh!" [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground] Scout: "Gimme that!" Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..." [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen] [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed] [Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw] Medic: "Raus, raus!" [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles] Medic: [gasps] "Nein..." [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood." [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy] Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Spy: "Right behind you." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.] [Petite Chou-Fleur plays] [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]
Me: *sets aside my phone and laptop to focus on my studies* My imagination: Ah shit here we go again Must be nice to actually be able to focus on your studies :(
Her legs were scattered to the two poles of the moon, twisted in a wicked position, in a field of obsidian thorns…" -The Evisceration of Kur-skan the Heretic, V
i cried at the pokemon go part...i miss those good old days. looking back at and comparing it to 2020 made me cry even more because 2020 took my grandpa away.
Oh me? My hobby? Hah, that’s a great question. I like farting into jars, sometimes even dropping a Duce into them, then donating it to the local charity. I don’t quite understand why they call me a weirdo or creep, it makes for a good makeshift spice.
When are we gonna get “this is Robin and I’m throbbin”
I'll sign the petition
Top Panterbell i agree
Just like lexi’s intro
Ah i see, we think alike friend...i hope this post reach to the top unlike my post with no like (it's already in the top for me)
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️signing the petition too
What about. "Hey I'm Robin and my head is throbbin'"
2:50
Spongebob Season 3 Episode 54 “Ugh”
i remember that episode
it was weird
@@ok-tr1nw and awesome
That was an interesting episode - haven’t seen it in a while tho
Ah yes the Cavebob Spongeman episode.
When worlds collide. Very dumb and annoying. Now a meme.
I mean they're Italian, pretty sus to me
Kim Bomb Boom
Says the dumpling
That's a bold statement, true but bold
God save the Queen btw
The bomber has strikes again.
I’ll show this to Godfather
Don't let this distract you from the fact that McDonald's raised its price on their McChicken sandwich by $0.39 cents
Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: the alpha bet
those bastards
How dare they
Why
Lmao i thought this was just a tiktok thing but nope youtube as well
Me who floats down the stairs: "Try me."
I don't take the stairs noob, Dont need to waste all my energy on one float down the stairs
teleport
Me who crawls down the wall like a spider: *laughing*
me who tries to skip a lot of steps but ends up falling and injuring myself
I just don’t have stairs I float and go through floors
Anyone else worried for Robin? He's been making a lot of depression jokes lately. You okay, man?
Same
Yeah...
See even serial killers aren't that bad
The
A
haha i woke up this morning to my friend being really exited that her fan art is in this! She worked pretty hard on it and has been waiting for quite a while for you guys to put it in one of your videos
Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂😂👇
th-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/w-d-xo.html
@@mustaphaelhachimi445 oh no-
It was very well drawn
Pinterest be like: ok no nudity eXEPT if it’s traditional art and fanfics. K? Alright.
I was 69th like
TlanderMC56 Shhhhh
When you have caps locks on and press shift for the first letter
makes sense to me tbh
@@indieandfinn6940 you literally censored the word shit
Just thought I'd throw this out there.... a gaming channel with Emkay hosts playing together would probably be the greatest thing to ever exist. Just sayin'.
Probably be chaotic as hell too
I can already hear Damien raging
Y E S . Someone tell them to do that
You like Emkay?
Name all the narrators.
Ever.
Slazo, Damien, Zach, Robin, Jack, Lexi
EZPZ : Cougar, David
pretty easy
Michael, Damien, Zack, Robin, Jack, Lexi (not including EZPZ collabs)
Oddly enough, the caveman and robot are from SpongeBob
Yes.
2:49 it’s from spongebob. In the episode “Spongebob B.C. (Before comedy)” we saw the life of spongebob, Patrick, and squidward as prehistoric cave people. However the side-plot of the episode was patchy the pirate and his parrot, potty arguing over if the future or the past was cooler. To back up their arguments, patchy brought in a live caveman and potty brought in a real robot.
Long live patchy
EmKay: Publish's a video
Me: N O I C E ! !
Robin laughing at Thomas made my whole day 😂
Those Robot and Caveman (thats their name) is from SpongeBob
Edit: The movie was When Worlds Collide
Yes you're correct
Also the caveman is probably the guy who plays Patrick, the voice is the same. I can't spell his name
nice to see im not the only one to remember it
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster yes
@@503amirulhakim5 Only SpongeBob veterans will know
Your wonderful voice soothes my soul
Yes
His blood soothes my throat
@@WoofleSnoot w h a t
@@theREALsilviautism *growls, showing fangs*
Want me to judge your blood too? :]
S i m p
10:01 my name is Sophie so this scared me for a hot second
Emkay is the only channel that keeps me laughing throughout the day
2016...ah yes it's all coming back to me
*I play Pokemon Go every day*
And the start of the end of America
Me too
Pokémon Go to the poles
Theoddonesout
The whip and nae nae 😆
2:23 my philosophy teacher did that in the last Teams class... Should've been a 3 hours class. He ended it after 20 minutes.
No one was asking questions (nothing unusual there), there was no interaction when he asked us a question, he got sad and just ended it. Some teachers just can't do online classes... They want they visual feedback and when nobody has their camera open... Yeah.
4:35 That actually happened to me a few months ago for one of my finals. I stayed up until 3/4 am to finish a research paper that was due at midnight. She said she’d take off a sign for every day it was late (so A- to B+ etc). I emailed it to her and apologized for it being late and she said that since she was still awake she’d count it as on time. Needless to say she was one of my favorite teachers 😅💜
Fall guys,Among us,monopoly,UNO
They all fall short of the amount of friendships MARIO PARTY/MARIO KART has ended
2 player mario odyssey ended a few friend ships
5:18
Mario kart, Super smash bros and Mario party: you are all weaklings to my power
I love all three and punched my brother while playing all three
His laugh- I can't X''''''DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Are you ok-
Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂😂👇
th-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/w-d-xo.html
I to form hundreds of mouths when expressing joy
@Waddle D Segovia. Yes
2:50 This is from the _SpongeBob_ episode “SpongeBob B.C.”, where Patchy and Potty get into an argument over whether the past or the future is better, and they respectively have a caveman and a robot to back up their cases. But then the robot and the caveman end up getting along, and do a rap number called “When Worlds Collide”.
3:03 Paul and Ringo as cats
4:16 When I grow up, I want to be a principal... or a _Camarasaurus_ .
5:35 Yeah... that was a poorly worded way of asking why certain words can only be used by either men or women. With that said, there are languages in South America that actually function like that, where words are declined according to the gender of the speaker.
6:55 I don’t have a brother, so I actually had to have a friend come over to beat the hard levels.
7:32 From this angle, she looks like Joe from _Family Guy_ if he grew out his hair.
8:56 It probably sounds scarier in Spanish.
10:03 I just don’t get these ladies who bitch about video games. Like, did they skip the class that teaches about tomboys?
10:43 This is probably why I, as a cat person, love Twig so much, even though he’s pretty much Hilda’s dog.
11:13 Okay, am I the only one who learned arithmetic before starting school? Because I swear, the only reason people hate maths is because they associate it with being *forced* to do it in boring-ass school by their boring-ass teachers.
ok
W h e n w o r l d c o l l i d e
Man, I wish Kermit was my older brother..
ill help you. first you need a green soc
He’s much better than a annoying cringe fortnite player who’s grounded every 2 weeks
5:57 this little "Italy" and the way he says this just kill me hahaha
For everyone who wants to know what Red Said:
I Googled it, It translated Kind of to:
Its Cyan, self report
2:50 from the spongebob caveman episode. I would know because I binged the episodes from seasons 1-3 in quarantine a few months ago. I was bored.
8:56 Good job with the Spanish pronunciation! Your ñ sound is wonderful, Robin. I'm really impresed. Well done!
I looked at the meme thumbnail and expected that British text-to-speech voice. I was very pleasantly surprised when I heard Robins voice
7:17 Trollface coming back months later :
"I died, but i lived!"
6:44 cyan self reported
I'm an italian and they used translate google, we italians say "ciano si è auto-reportato"
As a 30-year old bearded man I love being the lady from the beginning of this video :3
So true. It's not that I mind it so much that Pinterest had their grubby mitts on EVERYTHING written , drawn or recorded for the last 50 years. It's that they want to freaking OWN YOU AND BLOW UP YOUR DAMNED INBOX.
When you rewind the video 6 times and you still don't see what you were trying to see
2:50 your not gonna believe this but that screenshot is from spongebob
I saw that episode
2:53
Plot Twist: One of them in the group is an Imposter.
I bet it Dark Blue
Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂😂👇
th-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/w-d-xo.html
Unrelated. You must be the Imposter. *Votes @@mustaphaelhachimi445*
0:00 i was once that person, felt so good
9:50 I was laughing my absolute ass off
grandma approved
grandma approved
Thank grandma
My god I see you everywhere but I'm fine with seeing you everywhere
Thanks gram gram
hi grandma
I got 69% on sexual education.
And 42.0% on biology about drugs
NICE
*p e r f e c t*
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Robin's laughing is the spiritual succesor of damien's laugh
2:50
That’s a SpongeBob episode! I believe it’s the one where they went back in time, with squidward shouting “Fuuuutuuuureee” over and over in a freezer lmao, but this was one of the side story’s going on with Pachy the Pirate (the Are You Ready Kids?” Guy and yes they gave him a legitimate role in the show) during the show, I think it had to do with this caveman broke into the rock house they were in, this robot showed up and they both started laying waste to pachy and his parrot😂
"Zoomer humor: PLNE" Can confirm
Source: Am zoomer
8:16 genuinely made me laugh and I'm disappointed in myself
3:03 the cat on the right made me laugh for 5 minutes straight ngl
2:49
The robot and caveman are from the Spongebob Squarepants B.C. (Before Comedy) special. Patchy was trying to show kids how great the past was, while Potty was all about the future. It ended with a dope song.
Also, the caveman is Patrick's voice actor.
He look like Thanos in that pic
5:36 In German every noun has a gender. A tree is masculine, a sock is feminine and a car is neutral, basically it's all random and doesn't make sense. It's hell, which is why I'm happy that english is my second language. It's so much easier!
French is the same way, I'm learning it in school. My teachers get so upset when we mix up genders, I'm so glad a native to that sort of thing has issues, I feel so much less alone
As a french, every single noun has a gender, and I recently learned that it's not "une abysse" but "un abysse". When even native French speakers have a hard time to tell, what the hell are you supposed to do?
@@rattb0i482 I think that the way schools try to teach a language are often wrong. Learning should be fun and not overwhelming or depressing. My English teacher tried to teach us all the different tenses in the span of 3 months, which is incredibly overwhelming when learning a new language. And I hated vocabulary tests, because I know the words but I can't translate them. Word for word translation is stupid, because you don't learn to actively use the language and improvise.
And I think it's sad that teachers, like you said, get upset if you mix things up. You're still learning and a negative experience will not help anyone.
I hope you still enjoy learning French despite having some difficulties!
@@aleaa8227 Yeah, there are so many German words where even natives don't know if it's der, die or das as well. Oftentimes it differs from region to region. I mean we have over a hundred words for the end piece of a bead and the article in front of a word can differ from region to region. That's why I love English they just use "the".
@@7sins_of_life Thude, in french, for a sweet, there's a literal war. You have the minority saying "chocolatine", and the other part saying "pain au chocolat". In english you just say pain au chocolat I guess
And fuck it, but french is way too complicated with the conjugation, we have 6 different endings for a verb, for the present for exemple. In english just put an "s" for the third person and you're done!
As I said, when even natives can't understand, it's the end my friend
These memes are very dank ngl
[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]
The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board]
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"
[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes]
The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]
Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]
Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Scout: Let's go, let's go-
[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier]
Heavy: "INCOMING!"
[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe]
Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"
Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."
Spy: "Ahem."
[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder]
Spy: "Gentlemen."
[Meet the Spy' Title Card]
[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back]
Soldier: "...and a knife."
[The Scout approaches and removes the knife]
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"
[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it]
Scout: "Ow! No offense."
Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"
[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle]
[The Spy turns to face the Scout]
Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"
[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother]
Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[[[Right Behind You]] plays]
[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular]
Soldier: "Oh!"
[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]
Scout: "Gimme that!"
Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."
[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately]
Engineer: "Sentry Down!"
[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]
[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed]
[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw]
Medic: "Raus, raus!"
[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles]
Medic: [gasps] "Nein..."
[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]
[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout]
Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Heavy: "Oh!"
Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]
Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]
Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."
Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
Spy: "Right behind you."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.]
[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]
[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully]
Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."
[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]
Yes keep bringing me dank memes
dank
/daNGk/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold.
"huge dank caverns"
0_0
Is no one gonna mention the way he said Italy
1:38 10 y/o me after drinking coke-ca-cola and realizing that it has 0.1 coke
I love the memes, but his laugh is amazing.
People on Reddit when they get complaints on to many "Oh no! anyways" memes:
Oh no!
Anyways
Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂😂👇
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Is it just me or is Robin's voice changes each video. For what ever reason it seems closer to Damian's
I love ur vids and always look forward to seeing your vids
“Ninja space cowboy”
Me, a Mesa main in Warframe: sweats profusely
Wait so in America letting people go in front of you when they have less then you isn't a unspoken rule
Nah. People suck here
I’m not first
I’m not last
But when Emkay posts I click fast
Agreed
Tomas the thermonuclear bomb is my favourite image I have seen in my life
5:20
Mario Party: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Nice
Robin feels like a food critic who hates his job
2:45 never thought id see a clip of that spongebob special in a meme
When robin does not know what dank in dank memes:
Me:me neither lol
Robin should get a job reading books that teachers play in school. I’d honestly pay to hear his character voices lmao
Second like luigi
😳😳😳😳😳😳
Here we go
And top! Just like him
Luigi was always a top
313rd like... Someone who was late
9:52
ME LAUGHING ALONG WITH MY DUDE 😂😂😂😂
My laugh was in synch with yours for 0.5 seconds lol
Day 64 of asking Robin to say, “I’m Robin. And I’ll be Robin your heart!”
5 more days until 69, nice.
a stacks of days
@@theREALsilviautism i was about to say the exact same words in the exact same order
Stack of days
whenever someone talks about robin i always think they're talking about me and i never get used to it haufjsbd
I love this channel
I just love having Robin talking in the background while I play games.
Me: *sets aside my phone and laptop to focus on my studies*
My imagination: Ah shit here we go again
Must be nice to actually be able to focus on your studies :(
the dank meme inquisition was expected, but nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Ahhh wtf get out ok oko kok okkok I didn't expect u now get out
big pp
Spanish: Hi, we will check to see if your still Christian when you least expec- *SPANISH INQUISITION*
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
8:50 as a Spanish this gives me even more laugh
emkay made a video on my birthday! thxxx
im gay
GODDAMMIT
hi gay i'm dad
Poop
nice
Oil
Day 1 of asking for: “Hi, my name’s Jacc. And I have come bacc with more dancc memes.”
“I’ve ended more friendships”
“No I have”
“Amateurs”
“What was that, punk?”
Goldeneye64: “AMATEURS!”
his laugh makes it 100x better
7:55 oversimplified fans like this comments bois!
Or else you will be punished severly
Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂😂👇
th-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/w-d-xo.html
I like all of the Among Us references in this.
2:50 THAT'S SPONGEBOB YOU FOOOOOL
2:50 is from that one Spongebob episode. Nostalgia hit me hard as soon as I saw it.
Robin: “What the hell is this from?”
* sad spongebob bc noises *
I'm proud of myself for gettin here so fast XD
I got the notification for this video r i g h t after I clicked on it smh
I literally had the 'you can go first' happen yesterday exactly the same way. Just 10 items all in my hands and they had a full cart
The memes are so funny I choked on water
Her legs were scattered to the two poles of the moon, twisted in a wicked position, in a field of obsidian thorns…"
-The Evisceration of Kur-skan the Heretic, V
2:49 the Spongebob episode where they went back in time as cavemen.
I get notifications from emkay so often that I thought I was subscribed... Its been 2 years.
i cried at the pokemon go part...i miss those good old days.
looking back at and comparing it to 2020 made me cry even more because 2020 took my grandpa away.
Seeing him say what the hell's this from and me knowing it's from spongebob.
Frost here
Oh me? My hobby? Hah, that’s a great question.
I like farting into jars, sometimes even dropping a Duce into them, then donating it to the local charity. I don’t quite understand why they call me a weirdo or creep, it makes for a good makeshift spice.
Guy making memes: don't worry we don't make anymore of the Leonardo DiCaprio meme.
Robin camera zooming in on Robin: you will?
Day 144 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
okay
Good name but it would be more funny if it was spelled "Jacc"
yeah change your name bro