Close up on the Milky Way: - Earth is in the Milky Way - If you keep zooming in on the Milky Way, you can see Earth. - If you keep zooming in on Earth, you can see grass. - Milky Way -> Earth -> Grass
Me: _sees the Milky Way close-up_ My brain: *lord help me wtf is this* My Brain an hour later: ha ha i get it cuz we in the milky way so its a close up of earth which is in the milky way :D
7:39 The joke is it's a closeup of grass which is on the Earth which is part of the milky way, so it's a closeup of the milky way. Don't know how else to explain it
Damn I had to look to see if I could be the first to explain that the milky way is in space>earth is in the milky way>ground on earth>grass on the ground.
7:21 It's grass. Grass is native to Earth. Earth is in the Milky Way. It's a close-up pic of the Milky Way. EDIT: Why the hell are people getting hostile over this? I don't know how to tell you this, but the "cows eat grass and make milk" bit isn't a wrong interpretation, it's just not what I thought of when I saw the pic. Calm your tits.
1:34 When archeologists dig up king tuts body it’s considered “amazing” and they are “celebrated ” but when I dig up my nan, it’s considered “disgusting” and I am “disowned”. Double standards much?
Kind Tut has been long dead and anybody he knew or who knew him is also long dead. Also why the *hell* do you dig up your nan? What is wrong with you man?
Listening to him not get it was painful. Grass is on Earth in this Solar System in the Milky Way. It’s a picture of part of the galaxy, just a familiar one, which wouldn’t often be considered special. Ughhh that hurt.
7:22 Damien. It’s because the earth is in the Milky Way. And zooming up really close zooms into grass. 12:20 technically that does work, the egg and the sperm.
@@heynope3522 this offends me because my sister is vegan, i plan on becomeing vegetarian, its proven that it can reduse risks of disease and cancer(i did reasearch) , and vegan food is quite tasty, so think before you speak 😒
10:52 Reminds me of when I went to Yosemite for a middle school trip. An guide pointed to some droppings and said, "What is the bear's thing that starts with S and ends with T?". He did a countdown "3... 2... 1...". He solemnly said "scat". The rest of us yelled *SHIT!!!*
11:41 “Robber no Robbing!” “Robber no Robbing!” “Robber no Robbing!” “Aw maaaaaan!” *runs off* I mean with that logic in mind this strategy could work perfectly.
My favorite part about this guy is that he's extremely aware of when he's wrong about something or doesnt get the joke. He'll go as far as looking it up in the video for the sake of just getting something right. Damien, if you read this, I'm glad every single time you point out something like that. It's natural, it's humble of you, and it shows that you're trying to put your best foot forward. Good on you, bro.
7:19 Theory A: earth is part of the Milky Way, and that’s the joke. Theory B: cows produce milk. Cows also eat grass. So therefore, milk grass is a thing.
My grandfather was never vaccinated, died of natural causes at 104 years old. Never had chicken pox or measles including Spanish or swine flu. Had flu twice and was never sick as a child.
Humans are in space -Earth is in space -Earth is in Milky way -If you were to be on another planet you would still be in space and earth is in space and humans are in earth so therefore humans are in space.
Structure of a butt Emkay : "90% cheeks and 1% crack" where is the other 9%? Edit: I might delete this comment because I get notifications with weird responses almost everyday
„Any Humor blind people have ever known has been dark humor“ is not mean. In fact, a friend of mine is born blind and I once made a joke about us loving dark humor but only him seeing it and he laughed.
Milky way close up: Grass is on land Land is on earth Earth is in milky way Technically true: looking at a close up of earth is looking at a really close close up of milky way
I recently watched a video about the affects of stopping eating sugar completely. At some point in the future after stopping, your body will do... something, which will make your breath smell like alcohol for a while.
0:14
Damien: Sam’s got a point there-
Me: *n o , s a m ‘ s g o t 1 8 s n a k e s*
Sams not the one that said thry jad 18 snakes
@@mergy101dalmatians4 r/ihadastroke
@@creepy_critters true
@@The_Craziest2 lol yes
Heck yeah I do
Damien: "That's a little morbid."
Also Damien: *starts laughing*
TheNinjaOnTheTop also damien: hwhwhwhbebshfdydheheh
Anything morbid is okay as Long as Damien laughs at it
Jesus, Reginald
(*I'm a clam and crazyed voice*) were all a little morbid right sonic.exe? Sonic.exe:right my little psycho buns! ~from psycho the bunny and sonic.exe
Morbius
7:19
The reason a picture of grass is an extreme close-up of the Milky Way is because Earth is *part* of the Milky Way.
Andrew Hagadone I thought it would be cause cows eat grass and with it produce milk?
Der baba I think your right aswell
Damien is just dumb about alot of stuff. Also dumb about pronouncing words
Andrew Hagadone I was just about to type thT
*that*
The only people that say, "I'm dead", are people who are alive.
hannah senior What about the heavy
@@Coltingtons your question doesn't make any sense tbh?
@Damyen XD you monster, change it back, lol!
I'm dying 🤣
Get it?
Unless corpses can talk-
Close up on the Milky Way:
- Earth is in the Milky Way
- If you keep zooming in on the Milky Way, you can see Earth.
- If you keep zooming in on Earth, you can see grass.
- Milky Way -> Earth -> Grass
I thought it was “Milky Whey”
I love you!! ❤️
Or it’s a pun because when cows eat grass the produce milk, so the Milky Way.
I thought it was about how cows would eat the grass making it into milk so that's the milky way
PepeTheMemeFrogo YT that’s what I thought too
1:09 “Anxiety is literally just con-“ *phone dings*
EmKay: *NANI?!?!*
I thought I text and my phone broke immediately
Got a text
"Who...
*_DARE?"_*
i wonder what the notification was..
Damien: Anxiety is literally-
Phone:**dings**
Damien: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL.*
a howtobasic version of rslash's puppy bloopers
Are you challenging me?!
@@SkellyyBonez we need this kind glitch
666 likes boi
696 likes
nice
Me: _sees the Milky Way close-up_
My brain: *lord help me wtf is this*
My Brain an hour later: ha ha i get it cuz we in the milky way so its a close up of earth which is in the milky way :D
Thank you for explaining the joke for me :)
Wait I thought it was grass because cows eat grass and make milk?
I got it right a way
it took u an hr?
It's because the milky is the cow and the grass is the way on which the cow walks
7:39 The joke is it's a closeup of grass which is on the Earth which is part of the milky way, so it's a closeup of the milky way.
Don't know how else to explain it
Dude I thought that was milky way like milk whey, like the wheat or something and it was the milk type I am totally off
@@huesofkai Dont worry not everyone is interested in Space. I am and i had a good laugh about this.
@@Crusader190 Nah, you don't even need to know much about space. It's just that people were thinking in the wrong direction.
Damn I had to look to see if I could be the first to explain that the milky way is in space>earth is in the milky way>ground on earth>grass on the ground.
I thought it was because cows walked on grass lmao
7:35
We're in the Milky Way. Everything you see is a close-up.
Agreed
Oooooooh!
For fuck sake no one realized that.
Thank you
I thought it had to do with cows
this dude laughing at his own jokes more than the original jokes
It's what adds the wholesome factor
@@somethingfunny5571 I'm watching it, burn
No no hes got the point
Lol
Fr
7:19
Damien: I don't get it.
Me: It's grass on earth in the solar system in the milky way.
no you idiot it's because cows make milk and they can make it by eating grass
@@ciantmac1731 For me it makes more sense if it is the galaxy we live in.
The mily way farm.?
Damian's laugh is the reason I don't end it all
damians laugh comments is so cringy now yikes
@@kingdedede4503 I wouldn't care if you did
@we srmn bnvm vbn m k
I know right? :D
So what?
“He’s going places, preferably behind”
How could you say something so controversial, yet so Brave
*●■●●■■----▪︎•••••■♤●□□■■*
@@mustafachughtai8874 what
69th like, nice.
Random Animations just don’t
“You ok Terry?”
Hes dead but hes fine
He also has this gem, “all mushrooms are edible, some mushrooms are only edible once”
i mean, everything is edible if you're brave enough
OMFG I just choked
We got alot of Pratchett fans here tonight?
@@exceedcharge1 pratchett is my favorite author
Terry pratchet is my favorite author
V Below
what the heck why is my comment below yours
Henry
V
V
V
Oh hi
7:27 The Earth is part of the milkyway galaxy, so technically the picture is a close up of the milkyway
Or it really ment that the cows eat grass and then use it to produce milk but whatever.
Theoneandonly22 that has to be the second dumbest thing I heard in my life time first thing would be my ability to get an epic vic Royale
@@Ekul22 that is really wrong
@@Ekul22 u really tryna say cows turn grass into milk
@@kristiankg4 They do...
7:29 the joke was this:
if you picture up the milky way reeeeaaally close, you can see the earth's grass
@LtFlames bruh moment
@LtFlames rly? xD
Lol I really wanted him to get the joke but I guess not
I learned something today.....
When you go to post a comment read the other comments first to make sure there are no others like urs
Picture up? What does this mean?
“I love memes like this”
*wheezing intensifies*
12:00 I knew what was coming, but I still peed myself laughing. :'D
EmKay: **puts Odd1sOut comic in video**
Me: *This... puts a smile on my face.*
*does put lol
When
GeBllink Ferruf at 9:45
"But this does put a smile on my face."
do it rite nerd
TH-cam: *hippity hoppity you’re now my property*
7:21
It's grass. Grass is native to Earth. Earth is in the Milky Way.
It's a close-up pic of the Milky Way.
EDIT:
Why the hell are people getting hostile over this?
I don't know how to tell you this, but the "cows eat grass and make milk" bit isn't a wrong interpretation, it's just not what I thought of when I saw the pic.
Calm your tits.
I was looking for a candy bar.
No that’s wrong
Or...
Moo Moo, Moo Moo.
It’s actually because cows eat grass and produce milk. Therefore that’s the Milky Way.
David Johnston no. Its not. He is right.
“Anxiety is just”
*ding
“YOU DARE”
“Anxiety”
*ad pops up
*2 ads
Crimson Opinion
*2 unskippable ads
@@Artizap_
2 unskippable 3 minute ads
Yoo man, when the " Gucci giving free shoes" was playing I was drinking water at 3 a.m and almost choked
You got me there buddy
*”that bionic man, he’s made out of bionicles.”*
-Damien 2019
Bionicle will return mark our words XD
"90% cheek, 1% crack"
Uh. Emmm sure Damien....
9% implant
9% - Unknown (you forgot ya twat)
MitFlake
CJDkat 9% poop
We dont talk about the 9 percent
1:34
When archeologists dig up king tuts body it’s considered “amazing” and they are “celebrated ” but when I dig up my nan, it’s considered “disgusting” and I am “disowned”. Double standards much?
It's the degree man
@@astuteanansi4935 21 degrees is perfect
I had to sit and think about that for a secound and I feel so stupid
Omg ikr
Kind Tut has been long dead and anybody he knew or who knew him is also long dead.
Also why the *hell* do you dig up your nan? What is wrong with you man?
America: * is bombed by Japan *
America: * nukes two Japanese Cities *
r/nuclearrevenge
i guess...
7:35 if you zoom out from that Point by a LOOOOT you'll see the milky way, so ist a VERY close up picture
Niklas Neighbor I thought it was the Milky Way cause cows eat it then it goes into milk lol
Indeed!
Lol I got the joke now
Niklas Neighbor i read this as “a loot”
@@nathanthaboi9381 oof its we are a part of the Milky way thats our Galaxy.
“Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself” well I guess I’m a conspiracy theorist
well i have a masters+ degree on conspiracy theroy
R/youngpeopleyoutube
Cant wait for someone to say "Well I must be Shane Dawson, then!"
S a m e .
British Buffoons you don’t get it do you
7:20 Its because if you zoom in the Milky Way then in our Solar System to our Planet and to this grass you have a close up from the Milky way.
Or maybe because cows ate this grass. It looks like something ate it
I just wanted to comment that fellow intelectuall
Listening to him not get it was painful. Grass is on Earth in this Solar System in the Milky Way. It’s a picture of part of the galaxy, just a familiar one, which wouldn’t often be considered special. Ughhh that hurt.
It’s a type of plant
Damian can be simple at times
"Its a close up pictute of milky way"
Me:what?
My brain a minute later:It wooshed past all our heads at the same time
actually it didn't, it's extremely easy to get it
i got it
69th like😏
It’s an _extremely_ close-up view.
Was i literally the only one who instantly got the joke?
yknow everyone‘s talkin about Damian’s laugh
and everyone is right
it’s adorable
way too cute
Wtf
No homo to the males tho
It’s freaking adorable
So cute :3
7:22 Damien. It’s because the earth is in the Milky Way. And zooming up really close zooms into grass.
12:20 technically that does work, the egg and the sperm.
I was just about to comment this to see if anybody noticed
I was thinking it was because if there are no eggs, you can't eat them.
Can't we just eat a female hamster the ovum or 'unfertilised egg ' can be eaten.
Well didn’t damien just get smartphOWNED
yeah and it's r/technically the truth not r/facepalm
A healthy cow..
Damien: Why does it have negative one upvote? It is true!
Me: Vegans.
Me: not just any vegans... Its peta
@@SlyFunkyMonkey Lol nice
I'm the 248th like 2×2=4 4×4=8 owo a math like .u.
Ew vegans let’s just burn and eat all of them
@@heynope3522 this offends me because my sister is vegan, i plan on becomeing vegetarian, its proven that it can reduse risks of disease and cancer(i did reasearch) , and vegan food is quite tasty, so think before you speak 😒
I love Terry Pratchett his books are amazing! This is also one of my favorite lines. 3:30
Do you like
*Whispers* good omens
"Why are you booing me, I'm right" The subreddit.
Should be r/whyboo
Exacly
Booooo
hi right” The subreddit. i’m dad
@@breadcrust9903 No, you're Jesus Chr- oh shit- or- FUCK- wait, oh God, wait JESUS CHRIST, wait
"90% cheeks, 1% crack"
do you... know how numbers work?
Messy Evan well not always
Your 5 below
69th like. nice
@@deveven-g3d You're
the other 9% is mouth
Me: So is it r/technically the truth or r/extremelyinfuriating
EmKay: 0:18
Me: *visible confusion*
Technically r/technicallythetruth is r/extremelyinfuriating
Well, he's not wrong. Some of them very well were extremely infuriating
This is extremely infuriating and that is technically the truth.
Maybe both?
(Goes to like)
“Wait”
(Looks at the likes button)
*Nice*
every photo ever taken is a close up of the universe
7:19
The joke is you can take a picture of anything and call it a close up of the milky way. As long as you're in it of course
i thought the milky way thing was because cows have eaten the grass but i guess i'm wrong
DiamondDemon Gacha, Gacha pfps are always wrong
The joke is that it is grass which is on earth which is in the milkyway
@@sablovestwice sorry this is pretty old i just forgot to change it
DiamondDemon Gacha ah, makes sense
Close up on the Milky Way
1: Earth is in the Milky Way
2: Cows eat grass and makes Milk?
The milky way is made up of everything that's in it. Including grass. So, a close up of anything is a close up of the milky way.
Fire Lynn 3. Cows are actually aliens from another galaxy
4. They are our overlords
That type of grass is called nutsedge or nut grass.
@@SamiJo2402 huh.... you know, I probably would put that in. Thank you for this idea
3: Cows are the Way
The Milky Way one was a close up of the Milky Way.
Gam1ngK1ng 247 my dumbass thought it's cuz cows walk on grass and that's a milky way lmfaooo
r/technicallythetruth
@@TuriGamer You do realize he was talking about the guy who made the first comment right?
@@rufusrufus8396_R/technicallythetruth_
Yeah it's because grass is on earth and earth is in the milky way so it's like a _realllyyy_ close up.
Damian and goul: see Pacific ocean news
them:* confused loading noise*
"I never hear a man saying _come on, hit me in the nuts again."_
*Coach Buzzcut* wants to know your location.
Anxiety is literally con-
* pling *
WHO *DARE*
3:49
EmKay : 90 % CHEEKS 1% BUTT.
Me : HOW DOES THAT EQUAL 100%?
Me: It doesn't
It dosen't. .-.
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html that's the answer
9% is all the poop that exits
I mean, the 9% is air i guess?
Still searching the people who actually commented "V Below"
Lol i did m8
err0r snas Same
10:52 Reminds me of when I went to Yosemite for a middle school trip. An guide pointed to some droppings and said, "What is the bear's thing that starts with S and ends with T?". He did a countdown "3... 2... 1...". He solemnly said "scat". The rest of us yelled *SHIT!!!*
"I never hear a man saying 'come on hit me on the nuts again'"
Well thats just kinkshaming ;)
Tim Ketzer shut up before I shatter your eyeballs
I despise and adore this comment
Plague Bunny which one
Plague Bunny I swear if it’s his I’ll shatter your eyeballs too
@@ghoultermina dammit
I just looked up "how many movies are on netflix".
The answer: "At least 33"
Don't know why the video says 44, but lol!
Yup I did the same
The Hidden Ninja I did the same just now
I just did
1:48 doesn't that mean that grave robbers are just archaeologists without a degree?
0:18 *r/technicallythetruth switches to r/extremelyinfuriating*
Me: well, youre not wrong...
7:20
Earth is part of the Milky Way, so its just a *very* zoomed in shot.
wait i though cause cow eats the grass as you see in the photo the grass is torn and cows make milk
@@rp101aquatics6 WTF ?
@@rp101aquatics6 me too
@@docbrown9018 THE GRAS IN THE PIC WAS EITHER EATEN OR WAS BADLY MOW AND SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS
@@rp101aquatics6 The photo is clearly a photo of the eart , wich is a part of our galaxy , the MILKY WAY
Her: what's wrong
Him: every a in Australia is pronounced differently
*_Oh Frickety Frack_*
This is literally the truest thing I've ever heard
Oh crikey
Every C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently
@@beccakirby6227 jesus you're right, too much big brain
Damien: it’s 90 percent cheek and 1 percent crack I loooooooooove it.
I have injected my daily dose of happiness. I am complete for today.
Stai Zitto
You can overdose
darling in the franxx, i get it i think
Same.
11:41
“Robber no Robbing!”
“Robber no Robbing!”
“Robber no Robbing!”
“Aw maaaaaan!” *runs off*
I mean with that logic in mind this strategy could work perfectly.
"Robber no Robbing"
"Robber no Stealing"
"Swiper no Swiping"
"Swiper no Wiping"
These are dark times in 2020
#corona
Cash Miller Vlogs Fuck off
Anyone else thought the aw maaaaaaaan was from revenge?
I saw that switch to r/extremelyinfuriating, Damien. My 4:20 AM eyes do not deceive me.
Which part my 3:60 AM eyes cant see it
my 30:12 butthole cant see it
Cleo_ Moxley_ i saw that too I thought i was just going crazy
That's going on r/extremelyinfuriating
Consumer same
2:54 I imagine somebody only reading the first part and dying of being too excited to read the rest.
Idk why but I love the Damien wheeze-laugh.
I think everyone does, is brilliant
hahahahahahaWHEEEZEEEEhahahhaah
I love it because I do it
It can possibly be the cure for cancer
Lean Bean everyone does lol
Technically the milky way picture is not wrong, because we're in the galaxy ya dunce.
(It's ok, took me a few seconds to realize it, too)
An it is really zoomed in.
Absolutely!
I thought it was because cows eat grass so it was the milky way but that makes more sense
@@user-dl8rl8oz3s Me too except I still stand by that theory
Because cow eat grass and the produce milk
"90% cheeks, 1% crack" Yes, because that is equal to 100%
The other 9% are the legs.
my blood is 1% crack
@@QTpyeRose r/meirl
3:16
_Technically_ , he didn’t sell “books”! He sold (or is trying to sell) A BOOK! Just one!
7:24 it's because we're in the milky way; That's why it's a close up picture lmao.
Duncan Hussey that also works lol
I thought it was because cows eat grass and produce milk , milkyway ...
@Duncan Hussey fuckin same man lol
is the real fbi?
@@jesus0220footy yep
Earth is in the Milky Way. It's a close up picture of Earth.
Your explanation, Emkay.
No, I'm pretty sure it's because cows produce milk and eat grass
Someones about to say a subreddit
@@ZippingTurnip49 RIGHT
r/wh---
LtFlames... you are the dumbass, the way milk was created IS THE MILKY WAY
My favorite part about this guy is that he's extremely aware of when he's wrong about something or doesnt get the joke. He'll go as far as looking it up in the video for the sake of just getting something right.
Damien, if you read this, I'm glad every single time you point out something like that. It's natural, it's humble of you, and it shows that you're trying to put your best foot forward. Good on you, bro.
7:39 this joke can be interpreted in so many different ways 😂
Update: *Movies Netflix made are now at least 34.*
its 34 now
Optionalcoast74 still 33 for me
MrMPH6 same.
Now it's 9000
38
12:15 "Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast
Me: Dinosaur eggs.
because you can't eat 'em
....because they're extict.
Human eggs too. Not extinct, but unlikely to eat
Deletus that commentus
@@rileyclark2656???
You okay Terry??
Terry Pratchett has been dead for a few years now EmKay.
Yeah but is he okay
@@victoriansquirrel He is chilling with Death, of course he is okay!
F
@@szabolcstiger2290 and Aziraphale and Crowley
He's playing cards and eating sushi with death... He's okay
You do realize Dora got rid of muggers by saying no for at least 44 episodes
I love r/Technicallythetruth because it is exactly what I do in real life.
Goose have teeth
did you mean: extremelyinfuriating?
0:20
I love loving cookies because it's loving💖🍪
(3:49) "Wow, 90% cheeks and 1% crack!"
Where's the other 9%, bud?
Outside of the chart
The male reproductive system
Up the crack
Upvote this
inside
7:19
Theory A: earth is part of the Milky Way, and that’s the joke.
Theory B: cows produce milk. Cows also eat grass. So therefore, milk grass is a thing.
Everything you see there was a close up photo of milky way
If you still dont get it than you need help
i thought it was gonna be a zoom in of the chocolate bar
@@user-mc2lg4iw9e *then
No, us archaeologists are pre-historic (and historic) trash collectors
“It would be a lot cooler if you did.” Took me about the whole video to figure that out! 😂
U are stuppid
Thanks, MLGprankster234. Very cool!
slow
r/whooshappletea
Dubstep Walrus stupid*
"I've never heard a man say come on hit me in the balls again"
Buddy have I got news for you.
Oh no
Oh no
Cock n' ball torture, from Wikipedia
Oh no
@@galaxycat8985 you ruined the streak goddammit
“A close up picture of the Milky Way.”
We’re within the Milky Way.
I thought it's because the cows walk on it ahahaha
8:25 weirdly his legs might hurt, he might have 'phantom limbs'
“Why are you booing him he’s right” basically any political subreddit
technically true thing that my mom hates: avocadoes are marsupials bc they carry their young in pouches
WHØ KNØWS w-what
90
Rosie D no
Rosie D no
Rosie D yes
3:49 “90% cheeks, 1% crack” that’s only 91% my dude
@@erichathaway4783 wait
@@erichathaway4783 your still missing the 1%, Woody's 'Snake'.
@@erichathaway4783 what???
Guess he doing crack...
@@ekki_spec probably...
damien's laugh is just straight up serotonin boosting
That “the sun is a star” one is from theodd1sout I love him
Yee I saw that one and I got happy. He's awesome. Have a great day!
that’s where your wrong kiddo 😏
Wait what........
@@dolphinplayzwot2140 thats where *you're* wrong...fucker
@@dolphinplayzwot2140 no its not kiddo
Him: that’s dark
Also him: *laughs at it*😂
13:24
Well yeah he didn't say it wasn't funny.
We are IN the Milky way. -.-'
So a close up of anything inside it, is technically a close up.
Showmetotheexit but cows... they eat grass.. cows make milk.. cows walk on the milky way
My grandfather was never vaccinated, died of natural causes at 104 years old. Never had chicken pox or measles including Spanish or swine flu. Had flu twice and was never sick as a child.
13:31 that’s not cool as hell, it’s a heater
But hell is known to be extremely hot with raging fire, so technically, he's still not wrong.
This makes me wanna breathe
UNDERRATED COMMENT
R/...?
R/technicallythetruth
0:21 it suddenly changes to r/extremely infuriating
I see what you meant their
@@ack_kill6060 there*
It's technically the truth.
Except that's mildly infuriating.
BRUH
Humans are in space
-Earth is in space
-Earth is in Milky way
-If you were to be on another planet you would still be in space and earth is in space and humans are in earth so therefore humans are in space.
r/technicallythetruth (i wanna be in the screenshot if it ever gets posted don't mind me)
Lol i just thought it was the milky way because it was milkweed
12:27 EXACTLY. THATS WHY HE WOULD NEVER EAT THE EGGS.
Structure of a butt
Emkay : "90% cheeks and 1% crack"
where is the other 9%?
Edit: I might delete this comment because I get notifications with weird responses almost everyday
Hmm
IN THE CRACK
Its in the butt
9 percent is the asshole
oh it was sacrificed to the blood gods
*Damian* : Structure of a butt; 90% cheeks 1% crack
*Me* : Where's the other 9%?
9% hole
Wouldn't you like to know
Chocolate
Emkay’s Phone: DiNg
Em Kay: *WHO DARE*
EDIT: excuse me but how is this so popular I’m so confused omg xD, thank you for all the likes ya’ll!
*a d*
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jennifer pirret YOU RUINED THE CHAIN
„Any Humor blind people have ever known has been dark humor“ is not mean. In fact, a friend of mine is born blind and I once made a joke about us loving dark humor but only him seeing it and he laughed.
Milky way close up:
Grass is on land
Land is on earth
Earth is in milky way
Technically true: looking at a close up of earth is looking at a really close close up of milky way
DareBearSpeaks I’m dumb as fuck, I thought it was talking about cows eating grass and producing milk
i read it slowly and understood the genius of the situation, nice meme indeed
@@lucardio5679 your right it was wheat XD
I tought it ment "the thing that gets eaten then milk"
I showed the archaeology meme to my cousin, studying archaeology. I asked how it made her feel. She said "powerful"
So, I don't know if you want me to comment "five below" or "five" below.
So, here's both:
Five
Five below
ItsAPandaGirl :P ten below
No he meant
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BEL°W
your not wrong
EVERYTHINGS $5 OR BELOW
FIVE BELOW
please just kill me
rn dargis that’s technically true
I recently watched a video about the affects of stopping eating sugar completely. At some point in the future after stopping, your body will do... something, which will make your breath smell like alcohol for a while.