r/Dankmemes | Finn makes me feel things.
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Honestly, who doesn't when It comes to Finn?
definitely -not- me
Fr
😏
Every femboy is quite tempting imo. Finn just exudes a bigger bottom aura and I'm into that shet xD
making straight men and women question their sexuality alike
Ashley being a femboy makes no sense yet so much sense at the same time.
She is in a state of being both a femboy and not a femboy it's a hellish limbo
Can I get a background on Ashley? I must know more. Thank you!
THATS WHY THE GAME NEVER LET YOU LOOK UP ASHLEY'S SKIRT!?!
@@realcanadian67 She’s the president’s daughter in resident evil 4
@@mousesteam7882Thanks! Now, if you can, fill me in on why the comment is suggesting what the comment is suggesting?
I want a tv series about ancient Greece, the gods aren't main characters but you can clearly feel that they are there, like: there's a busy market full of people and suddenly a random bolt of lightning strikes down and kills a guy, everyone around stares at him for a few seconds and go "Zeus sure had something against that one" the go back to whatever they where doing.
*SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS.*
season finale is when the titans do their titaning or whatever idk ive only watched hercules
I can imagine whole thing being filmed like The Office or Modern Family (without the interview cutaways).
Imagine if it was exclusively about the normal people, but the series makes it a point that all the mythological fuckery of the demigods' and gods' antics are still very much happening off-camera as you follow the timeline. So at some point, there will just be a chimera running in the town square that inconveniences the MC or there will be a suspiciously filthy beggar at their usual hangout spot
Or maybe a Aztec one like someone gets stabbed and another person says "should've torn out your child heart with your bare hands"
@@zackOOO-nz9rh Disney?
No one gonna talk about that absolutely spot-on Optimus Prime impression? Goddamn bruh
It was so good I actually thought it was Optimus Prime for a second
wonder if a certain blind surfer will notice this
TBHT!😆
he's a voice actor for a reason.
Fr, if Peter ever dies i could totally see Robin taking his place
Greek paganism had it good. "We haven't had sex in months, how can you be pregnant!?" "Zeus." "God dangit."
Knowing zeus it probably wasn't consensual.
You could pull it off in Christianity too.
@@artemisolympian6318 yeah but it's alot harder
@@lastchanc3stars One just has to be confident enough
F**king God's, I tell you what!
As a person who lived in Japan for a year as an 9-year-old: The touristy stuff and food is really fun but the schools are sh!t and people there will reject you instantly if they sense that you are any different from them.
Yeah, that seems to be the case in a lot of Asia, coming from a (half) south asian
so the schools are like an old folk’s home?
i hear japan has a strict culture there
They have a saying; the nail that sticks out, gets hammered down
@@debishvebishwish4839I swear that sounds vaguely like some sort of American phrase but I can't remember what it is. Also, it's a really good phrase. I mean, it sucks, but I really like that phrase. Although on closer inspection, aren't all nails supposed to be hammered down? I take it back, it's a stupid phrase.
12:09 She's a crazy woman who claims her employment is being a "certified baddie". The only bad thing about her is what she's doing to that poor chair.
Chairs fear her
Pretty sue thats Darth Gilgamesh the Wide
That's Gorlock the Destroyer
Nah, there's more bad stuff about her. Like how she makes feminism look, or how shallow she is. For example, she broke down crying when someone called her fat. Or her tiktok about degrading men and having a higher mood afterwards/treating herself. Still don't think she's psycho? She made a tiktok about how she's plotting to ruin someone's life. Who's life? The man she's had a crush on for a year and a half.
She's a whole wannabe monster. Luckily, she's pathetic, so she's got a long way to go.
6:37 Gotta say, that Optimus Prime impression gave me flashbacks. You nailed those low pitches right on the head, my god. Bravo, dude 🙌
6:37 how is Robbins Optimus Prime impression so good
12:37 I find it absolutely hilarious that the anti-homeless spikes are right underneath a sign that says no human is illegal kek
It's easier to be liberal , farr away from home.
what a horrible notification to get considering my name is finn
Do you have a dog and is it named Jake
Do you go on adventures?
@Snow_Sailor perhaps
Lol fr tho
I'm sure you make people feel good things! Happy things, like feeling glad you've arrived or just being happy to see you!
The best thing is that the SAG union's contracts will be up soon and you know they're also going to want to make sure they're paid for streamed content, so the actors, who are barred by the current contract from participating, will be able to join in. I believe the directors union contract is also up soon. It kind of pisses me off that the studios and streaming services want to charge me $20 - $30 to see a new movie but only pennies of that is going to the people who wrote it, acted in it, or otherwise worked to make it.
Good to know that the subreddit that's supposed to be funny is still passing Robin off :)
Autocorrect moment
_pisssssssss_
To be fair this subreddit is painfully unfunny
0:12- there was a British stage magician that volunteered for service in WWII working in camouflage. Training involved hiding a tank and while the brass was telling everyone else what they needed to improve they got to him and asked where was his tank. He answered "You are standing on it".
His achievements were greatly exaggerated by a book that was ghostwritten for him. Jasper Maskelyne was his name.
He served in Egypt as mostly in the MI-9 unit but never did anything his books claimed. He tranfered after a year into welfare, entertaining the troops.
His story is quite famous, so you'll find a lot about him.
When Robin said "Quit talking to people when they're at the gym. They're not there to talk to you. Let people work out. Just leave people alone sometimes. At a bar or something where talking is an MO, that's okay, but not at the gym." 🙌
"If a girl goes to the gym and is on the treadmill with headphones on, it's not an invite for you to come up." King 👏
"Ryan" 💀
@@June_The_Goon lmao i have no idea where that came from, i guess a Ryan was on my mind 💀
I definitely agree with the money thing. Growing up poor, finally having enough money - not a lot, but enough-it's the best feeling in the world to just be able to say "I need this" and not have to triple check prices. It's nice to not be scared of checking your bank account. It's a feeling that, imo, everyone deserves to an extent. Enough to pay the bills, eat, and afford some small hobbies without stressing is all I need and it's such a wonderful feeling when you do finally get there.
But I am also aware that, in this country's (US) climate, that could change any instant. So I'm just enjoying the stability for now and will deal with whatever may come, if and when it may come.
that optimus prime impression was sick as FUCK
I wonder if the trolley problem is at a speed that could actually make it complete the loop. If the trolley is already there and it had time to speed up before you pull the lever, then ofc it could make the loop. But if it was traveling a leisurely 40 km/h like most metropolitan trains, I would direct it to the loop just to make it either slide back down or gain enough speed to fall down mid-loop to save the people on the tracks. It's really hard to tell though, since we have no info about the track.
🤓
It's assumed that the trolley can make the loop because it says they'll die either way
If it's magnetic rails then it could also make it.
10:25 From my experience people rarely think someone looks just like themself, so I feel like if you think someone looks just like yourself it is pretty close. I've had groups of people tell me I look like a handful of different people and my reaction is generally "Really?" or "I guess?", and that is usually the reaction I see when it happens to others as well.
Damn, that was a solid Optimus impression!
6:13
I LOVE MONTY PYTHON
thank you for this, it made my day 😂
00:05 as a femboy I have to agree Ashley doesn't belong to us, on the other Hand I would be completely useless in these boots and don't really put up any resistance if someone were to just pick me up and carry to their lair, so she is at least spiritually one of us.
Haram, you are.
@@iblamericheyI am pretty sure I allready knew that, but thanks its allways heartwarming to be appreciated.
@@iblamerichey stop spamming haram on every controversial comment bro
Also i agree with you.
@@kestial haram
The first image is a joke about straight guys being into femboys, not anything about ashley herself.
Femboys are haram,
can confirm I have like 3 "straight" guys in my DMs
I can also confirm, I have 3 “straight” guys in me
6:44 ayo your prime voice is pretty good😳
forcing workers to stand isn't just bullshit because it doesn't actually effect performance negatively it in fact increases it long term because it's a genuine health and safety concern for a person to stand or sit too long without alternating, it causes permanent damage to basically your entire body every damn joint will start to ache, mostly the hips your feet and spine though
Robin ( and emkay) are the epitome of dank
2:48 the trolly would have to be going really fast to do the flip, and the loopty loop isnt stable enough, so i would pull the lever because gravity wouldn't let the trolly do that and the 5 people would survive, maybe 4 if we are unlucky
Robin reciting the speech for the Holy Hand Grenade is truly what I needed today.
0:48, correction, the video did come out 12 years ago, but "nyan cat" is even older than that video is, it first hit the internet all the way in 2007 on FurAffinity by an artist named PRGuitarman, and the GIF was originally named "poptart kitty"
And I don't recite that from memory from KnowYourMeme, I cite that from memory of being there when it was first uploaded because I was watching him when he posted it back then.
Goddang you're an OG 😮
Wait, 2007? That cat’s as old as meme! What?
6:39 How is that impression so accurate?!
2:34 I saw this meme a few years ago on the Unus Annus Trolley Problem video. It was one of my favorite videos of theirs, rivaling cooking with sex toys and the one where Mark kept getting shot with a paintball gun if he said certain words during his impossible whopper review. What a legendary channel.
Memento Mori.
12:54. It is. Cory Chase. I'm sure she's popular enough that I'm not the only one that knows
I love every new Emkay video, but I’ve never been this early! Haven’t seen the whole thing yet but I’m sure it’s stellar.
same
same
_'I have become plastic, destroyer of girls' body image'_ - *Barbbenheimer*
0:58 is just the german stare in a Nutshell.
Technically you should flip the trolley lever because it will crash in the looping.
5:15 Man is asking the important questions.
7:00 "smells clean"
Whoever made that meme has never owned a cat
But they definitely had a child.
Uh I'm on my 4th cat in my life, not a single one of them has stunk lol. I mean sure if you stick your face directly into the litterbox immediately post-shit you'll probably smell something, but if you scoop it every day like you're supposed to, they're quite odorless. I just train mine to use the toilet anyway though so it's a non-issue.
@@adamb89 what do you put in your litter box? My cat shits and stinks up my whole apartment
@@Rainok When toilet training I used Dr. Elsey's unscented litter, but now they just poop in the toilet. Not sure if I can find a way to train them to flush but meh, you pick your battles.
I think they meant the cat themselves smell clean. Which, they do, unless they aren't cleaning themselves properly.
Yo, I actually sent in the bee movie script to that snitch site, i'm so glad to hear it got taken down, sometimes, the internet does some amazing things, and I'm glad to have been a part of it :3 keep pushing for better, you are loved
7:14 hey, that’s only accurate 99.99999% of the time
My dog’s named princess and she’s an absolute sweetheart
The Entire Greek World: >being casually at peace with everything<
Zeus: "Hehe, _swan time :3"_
And thus, 80% of all problems in Greek mythology was born. ... _That's not a joke, Zeus not being able to keep his pants on is pretty much the reason for everything in Greek Myth._
2:30 Super proud of you, birb. 💙 And im proud of any of you, who are also working towards your goal(s). Doesn't matter what your progress status is, or how long it takes, as long as you keep moving. 👍
The woman wearing the leopard-print dress at 12:45 is Stormy Daniels. She won a batch of dollars after suing Trump.
God, seeing the amount of discussion about femboys is making me realize that me just being a femboy grants much more attention than i should have.
There's a 100% chance that there's at least one guy who hated women so much he turned gay
I hope more positive than negative.
I hope you mean positive
As a fellow femboy, it's honestly cool having this kind of attention but sometimes it may be the bad kind and that's like...no no 3:
@@zemorph42 eh, I'd say both. Don't really care to remember, doesn't bother me much.
2:41 no. If you pull the lever you're only delaying the carnage.
1:17 I have seen old people complain to a manager their cashier had blue hair when working in retail.
4:55 For an Australian (and probably a fair few other Australians), it was Octonauts, Bob the Builder, Pengu, and Charlie & Lola.
I just had 4 flashbacks to like, 10 years ago.
for me in aus it was only octonauts and bob the thing that is now turned into demented paydoh man of nightmares
That's great Robin glad things are going well for you
3:43 THE MOON ISRAEL? i thought only one existed
That was a really good Optimus Prime voice
2:12 I’ve been in that restaurant, it’s a rotating center where you can see all of San Antonio in it’s under developed glory, unless that’s the one in Seattle or Los Angeles
6:39 if I didn't already know you were Robin, I'd be thinking "why's Optimus Prime commentating for an EmKay video?"
Dude does a pretty good Peter Cullen impression.
15:06 damn, I don’t think I’ve ever seen neebs gaming in a meme template before in my life
I have always believed that the moon is indeed real, but made of cheese, and the reason why it has waxing and waning periods is due to the cheese melting and reforming as it passes around the globe of rock soup called earth XD, I am not sure if I am joking at this point or not, Robin has changed my view of life as a whole that I am not sure if I should be glad or frightened lol. Wonderful video as always, I am doing my best to make some top quality fan art and should be done soon. Hope everyone that is chilling out in the hivemind that is Emkay is doing awesome!
4:45 I don’t love my opinions. I change them all the time. I get into debates and arguments with people, and I try my best to reconcile my views with the facts or discard my views and adopt better ones. That’s called ‘self-evaluation’. Doubt in one’s own opinions is a sign of intelligence.
Anyone who isn’t willing to change their views when faced with good arguments, and values their opinions above themselves or others should not to be trusted. They’re just people who attach their self-worth to their opinions.
An attack on your opinion is NOT an attack on you. If your knee-jerk reaction to the criticisms of your opinions is to double down, block your ears, and scream at the top of your lungs, you need to reevaluate some things.
6:38 DUDE YOU NAILED THAT OPTIMUS PRIME VOICE
0:26
It's obvious, master all 4 elemental foxes and return balance to the world
Dude! That was a spot on Optimus Prime impression!
there's just so much nuance and knowledge around things like that that people rarely see because the majority of what they see and hear from Christianity is "gay bad" and it makes me so angry because there's so much more to Christianity ( and to the previously mentioned statement ) BUT VERY FEW CHRISTIANS EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
The Bible only truly mentions homosexuality once, maybe twice to some extent. Even then, they're brief
7:40 … Cream Power… I guess.
Rope power? ( too soon?)
Optimus impression is on point.
14:52 That's me but with EDF 5, Deep Rock Galactic, and Satisfactory
Tears of the Kingdom actually cost $70, so I don't blame them.
Worth every penny
5:04 i instantly got blasted back to my infancy omg i havent seen that since i was but a tot
6:23 that's the grenade from worms
"how I look like" that grammar physically hurt me
5:24 I don't know, but this feels like Puerto Rico, right now. People from the US just coming here, pushing people from their homes after living there for generations, just so they can have their home, their airbnb or hotel business. I hate it
"I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE, WHYYY?"
The person: Literally thanos
16:34 why why why why I’ve only played one Pokémon game in my life and yet this stupid copypasta is haunting me like a demon
The bes-
9:14 I think Queen Cleopatra ticked off both the countries of Greece and Egypt.
Right off the bat, there's a meme I couldn't agree more with, femboys are indeed a treasure to behold. They're perfect
1:00 seniors when they see a young person with a physical disability
I became wheelchair bound and man the stares I received felt like they were burning into my soul
4:25 greg must be a
warthunder player
my dad lives in a condo thats “for old people.” its not designed for seniors, but its very accessible and affordable and so older people just kinda gravitated towards it. my dad choseit because it was close to my high school and for the chinese restaurant next door.
and istg the old people there HATE ME. i get at best "you’re so young!! why are you here??" to the worst, "you do know you’re stealing from your elsers right?” (no idea what that was about 😭)
so yea old people can be super mean sometimes for young people just living
Seniors looking at Robin because he’s too skinny and they want to give him baked goods.
5:11 wtf the dragon tales part makes me so nostalgic, but i can only vaguely remember what it was. I might go rewatch that show as a teenager
Due to my name being Finn, I almost had a heart attack when the read the title of this video.
(AND I’M STILL CONFUSED)
Femboy streamer named F1nn5ter, confuses the straights
@@DJSquidCT The only ones he doesn't confuse is bi people.
@@LongandWeirdNamenah Finn still confuses us tho it's more like Bi panic haha
5:07 memories. 🥲don’t forget between the lions
3:10 I relate to this meme more than anything.
It isn't that the gods were always assholes. It is that we get the stories of when gods and heroes do big and memorable things. Really, which is more memorable, Demeter blessing farmers with good harvests, or Demeter getting the big sad and killing all plant life because her daughter got married off?
Anyone at 6:36 think that he should seriously look into voicing Optimus?
That was a really good Optimus voice
Dude: yerah I'm straight
Femboy: ahem uwu
Dude: .... Okay now just hear me out
If there's a hole, there's a goal :3
lets all respect Robin for a moment at 6:37 Robin sounded exactly like optimus prime like spot on dude
Damn good Optimus prime impression
6:24 Robin: "I don't know what that is, though."
Me: Holy handgrenade, obviously.
Me: But it has a real name, wasn't it an... apple of something...?"
*To Google!*
"But how to refer to it?"
*Idea*
"Yeeah this is going to work."
*Type "Holy ball thing"*
GLOBUS CRUCIGER, also known as 'orb and cross'
It shouldn't work, but it's the internet. You just know it will.
13:59 Look at that fraction spent on energy.
Now look at how little of the military budget that fraction is equal to.
Now tell me again why I have an electricity bill?
Love seeing a femboy meme pop up in my sub box
Haram.
Submissive OwO??
@@AlyxTheProtogen haram
@@AlyxTheProtogensemi dominant uwu
13:25 Marcus Licinius Crassus would be so proud from your Private Fire Brigade price, he'll decimate people in hell just like he did with his own Legionaries when he was alive
Fun fact: There really is such a thing as an objectively correct opinion!
Its when you state an objectively provable fact supported by mountains of concrete evidence and the idiots around you dismiss it as "just your opinion."
At that point it's not even an opinion, just a fact lmao
@@hess- psst, *whispers* That's the joke.
6:37 HE NAILES IT damnn
12:23 Gorlock the Destroyer
7:41 I like to think that All the gods from Greece or Rome or whatever or modeled after human behavior
0:00 Fembois are always an exception.
Nice 0:00
Haram.
0:59 I usually see a version of that meme reading "old people when they see people with hair dyed unnatural colors"
6:49 not actually the first one but in this time and age yes the first one
That's a pretty good Optimus voice.
2:56 A train couldn't do that. Sure, a dedicated roller coaster train could. But regular trains are not roller coasters, they can't do flips like that. The speeds they would need to go to do that would derail the train long before they could make the attempt. And a bullet train would probably just crash into the loop and then through it, derailing in the process.
4:02 me who cried both times after finished the Barbie movie: how’d that work out for you
That Optimus Prime voice tho.