5:41 "these speed bumps are killing my car" the passenger while screaming "those are kid, those are kids" and that is why it's consider a minor accident.
"This mattress has killed more people than most people" I couldn't agree more. I definitely haven't killed precisely 97 people in the last year alone. What would give you that idea?
Dear Lexi, When one is lit, or about to take a hit- The ending lines sound quite benign. But in fact made me pragmatic. And we laughed for about three minutes straight. And it is already 01:47. Thank you for humor, EmKay is clever. And you seem to appreciate humor in Earth's darkest of weather. -- A verse I randomly decided to pop while laughing by butt off, thanks Lexi, hope this could make someone laugh too. Keep it up EmKay!
the pigeon, if it really can't fly, can't be released into the wild and the seller may not be able to care for it, so giving it to someone who can care for pigeon, is the best thing for it
Sooo that covid post makes alot of sense. One of the treatments is the infusion of plasma from covid survivors and if they have a rare blood type finding a donor that is compatible maybe extremely hard. Where as if the child is a survivor they would be a match and able to donate plasma....unless they find out that they aren't a match for the father....but that is what Jerry Springer is for.
that's why they showed it up close along with the price the guy was asking to show he was marking the price up. the editor did that bit i guess to show us what was up!
Hey, i just wanna say thanks for making these vids they give me something to look forward to during this whole covid thing :D Ive been watching these videos for about a year now and ide end up just watching emkay vids for hours! So yea thank you 😊
@@mlgmikebike6207 you dont have to be so hostile, geez. they realized they were here early and just wanted to say hi. nowhere in the comment was the word 'first' uttered. now please, shut up and go rethink your birth
Ah, of course. The baby hybrid tick. The thing that made me realize the internet has made me immune to many causes of lunches going out the wrong end. That *thing* is gross. I basically had no reaction to it. Anyways, good video.
Someone was selling a 1978 Chevy Nova sedan for 4476 on my local craigslist and they said" runs and drives brand new, interior could use work" that thing's paint was faded as hell, the headliner was hanging down, the seat was ripped, the hubcaps were missing ,the tires flat. Maybe like $1000 but nah
Thanks to Ridge for making this video possible! Check them out at ridge.com/EMKAY
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wait what how
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Hamdi Kutbi G07 yea wut
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
*“this box spring killed more people than actual people”*
*Me:nervous sweating*
Murder is just a word and death is just a state of mind
@@iamstuckunderthewater7415 r/iam14andthisisdeep
I’ve killed someone in self defense before
Herobrine Is A Myth that doesn’t count then if it’s self defense
VanD00dle broo :0
Ah yes my favorite the baby cheeseburger. Their screams make it taste better.
Cursed comment
snow cap why is it cursed?
If it’s needs more salt, just let its tears salt it up
@@imanard3593 good tip will try soon
OOF
Lexi's voice is so energetic and it gives me so much serotonin
Same! She has a nice voice. :3
Everyone: FIRST
Lexi: actually no i have been here before any of you guys
Yes.
@Liam Johansson how much for my mustache 1 million dollars
@@TheLexikitty y e s
Hello fellow nogla fan and might I say you have great taste in youtube content seeing as you watched this video as well
Good day sir how much cor your mustache?
YES.
Me: yeah, yeah, Ridge Wallet, heard it all before...
Lexi: And it's shiny!
Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!*
omg yes
Tamatoa's wallet
@@70Lu07
*SHAINEH*
@brielle Geller no its part of the sponsor ridge always sponsors emkay
@brielle Geller k
"What's up sexy I'm Lexy"
Lost my shit at that 😂
Best. Intro. Ever.
I get so happy when I hear Lexi because i know no matter what the topic it's going to be at least 5% wholesome :)
I try 💞
@@TheLexikitty ah! Its Lexi!
@@wellifailed392 HAIII
lexi: whats up sexy im lexi
me: SHE SAID IT SHE DID THE THINGG
SHE DID THE THING
I screamed in excitement
Wait... Lexi isn’t a boy?.... nigga what their voice tho
She??
@@winged_destro she might not yet be on hormone supplements
The chest is perfect for the Haunted Mansion. They have 999 happy haunts, but there's always room for a thousand
@Ad Lockhorst it does, yeah
5:41 "these speed bumps are killing my car" the passenger while screaming "those are kid, those are kids" and that is why it's consider a minor accident.
Bed bugs are nonexistent in my socialist paradise
You can remove the word "bugs" from the sentence and it still works
Beds are indeed non-existent.
So this is where you went
Oh hey Kim jong-........ *splooge*
Okay but did your sister actually hold the bread in her mouth
Comments: 17
Me: can I see them?
TH-cam: three, take it or leave it
Don't replies count?
Aaa I love your profile picture,, I love undertale!
I swear every video Lexi is narrating is sponsored by ridge
Ngl she’s really convincing
Bahahah it's pretty nifty and a big chunky heavy thing which is fun and tactile~
@@TheLexikitty I might ask for one for Christmas because they're so damn expensive- anyways thanks for being an awesome narrator Lexi!
@JuiceFoxx Love the pfp! Really cute :3
Daniel Telleno Thanks! I drew it myself about 2 years ago
"This mattress has killed more people than most people"
I couldn't agree more. I definitely haven't killed precisely 97 people in the last year alone. What would give you that idea?
The fact you said that you DIDN'T in the comments of a TH-cam video for no apparent reason.
It's dio
@@swagpyro47 Indeed.
"Pls don't eat him"
Sure! I'll cook him first before eating him
That reminds me of the scene when Sound O Sonic cooked the monsters heart
@bombcat31 ok boomer
Wow
Glitch Inventers dead meme
@@DogGaming506 ok boomer
i love lexi so much, she’s definitely my favorite narrator🥺💞💖
"please dont eat him"
Me: *Eating* Whats wrong?
Y_857 r/cursed comments
Nerdy at Home Dad there’s nothing cursed about this?
AntyRaccoon 69 he meant eating him
I think
Nerdy at Home Dad so? Isn’t eating a baby an all days thing?
Someone get Lexi a Taco Bell sign.... it's what she deserves
I NEED THIS
I second this notion
Someone is going to respond saying that she is a guy
@@wellifailed392 yea probably
@@wellifailed392 go back to the sign bit and listen _closely_
When life gives you pineapples, there’s something wrong with you
11:20
*he a little confused, but he got the spirit*
*Sees the Military rocket *
*Realizes it's from England *
*Buys it *
*checks phone *
{There's a nuclear watch in your area.}
"I love being evil."
Dear Lexi,
When one is lit,
or about to take a hit-
The ending lines
sound quite benign.
But in fact
made me pragmatic.
And we laughed
for about three minutes straight.
And it is already 01:47.
Thank you for humor,
EmKay is clever.
And you seem to appreciate
humor in Earth's darkest of weather.
-- A verse I randomly decided to pop while laughing by butt off, thanks Lexi, hope this could make someone laugh too. Keep it up EmKay!
"please don't eat him"
Me: no problem, I will eat them right in front of your face.
Lexi’s best line ever “I’m blind looks like a couch to me!”
Bruh when I saw the ad in the video I was like
Me: my dad has that wallet
Add: and it comes in different colours!
Me: my dad has the black one :)
the pigeon, if it really can't fly, can't be released into the wild and the seller may not be able to care for it, so giving it to someone who can care for pigeon, is the best thing for it
Ad time is also a calmer version of a rant from the emkay queen
11:25 he a little confused but he got the spirit
Sooo that covid post makes alot of sense. One of the treatments is the infusion of plasma from covid survivors and if they have a rare blood type finding a donor that is compatible maybe extremely hard. Where as if the child is a survivor they would be a match and able to donate plasma....unless they find out that they aren't a match for the father....but that is what Jerry Springer is for.
Teacher "if you open another tab the test closes"
Me: *uses my phone*
Teacher: wait that's illegal
Lexi: This box spring has killed more people than people
Me: Gotta bring the average kill rate of people to higher than one
The number of tabs open on that phone browser at 11:41 is giving me anxiety
When life gives you children
*make cheeseburgers*
11:00
I currently have covid, its hell. Please don't try to catch it, yes, you get quarantine, no, you cannot speak, my voice is fucking crumbling.
Emkay: *posts this some seconds ago*
Also Emkay: *Posts comment on this video 13 hours ago*
@Mr. Green i didn't know dude
@@pocaitul78nr1 bro it's fine, some ppl always do that.
End of ad/sponsor for those who wanna skip it.: 3:33
Beginning of ad/sponsor: 1:27
“No stains”
Meanwhile the writing literally being on the box spring
3:33 sponsorship ends
(yeah dont thank me)
Hello I shall reply so that the comment is marked as more relevant by TH-cam and appears higher so ppl see it while the as appears
Lexi: "what's up sexy I'm Lexi"
Me: "stop playing"
Fun fact: did you know that no has ever finished this video in its entirety
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
@@jdwmyt cringe
Except for emkay
Why did you say this...
I’m going to watch the entire video to prove you wrong.
Only true kitty fans/fleet personnel will recognize this narrator before the introduction even comes. Love you Lexi 💙
Since i do not see a comment pointing it out... *The price sticker was still on the stamper from being just bought*
that's why they showed it up close along with the price the guy was asking to show he was marking the price up. the editor did that bit i guess to show us what was up!
To be fair, Lexi is legally blind, so I think she deserves a little leeway XD
@@kelskitchen3673 I'm guessing trans then? I'm new here xP
MoonFlux yes, Lexi is trans
@@kelskitchen3673 when people are only nice to trans people. Yet shit on others >.
not gonna lie, i kinda want that "3D puzzle for anatomy, biology, paleontology students"
👀
5:41 by minor he means he ran over a 10 year old walking home from school and went a bit to far into the school zone
Hey, i just wanna say thanks for making these vids they give me something to look forward to during this whole covid thing :D
Ive been watching these videos for about a year now and ide end up just watching emkay vids for hours!
So yea thank you 😊
8:37 The price sticker on it says $29.98, but they're selling it for $75.
I don't know if I'm proud or embarrassed that Lexi's intro would totally work on me if they used it on me at a bar or club.
3:32 ridge wallet advertisement ends :3
What if you just, y'know, pulled a Sangwoo but instead sold the ankles. JUST A THOUGHT-
nO-
The jump from lexi’s commentary over the video compared to her commentary over the promotion, is like the normal spongebob meme. xD
Hmmm,yes, skeletons are totally something you can salvage.
emkay: exists
ridge: *its sponser time*
I misheard Cheeto Blaster as "Cheetoplasty" and was just kinda sitting there tryina figure out what a cheetoplasty is-
They graft Cheetos to you, I guess.
I love to collect these in my notifications and just watch them when I've had a weird day. These are too funny. And I love Lexi!!
Day 61 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Feedback: Eat more cobwebs! They're good for you. 👍
Some of these are legitimately pretty interesting. If I had the know-how and materials, I probably would've loved to restore some of these cars.
Haunted chest Made in 1880 that has no key and gets more haunted when you hit it.
Pretty sure if u manage to open it you will unlock a jojo stand
It's got DIO's head in it. You open it up and he Jonathan Jostars you.
Thanks Lexy. That was the only compliment I got today.
Makes a traditional haunted noise.like a buzz.
Ok.
G.lactic noise.like is a link?
I love Lexi so much shes so precious
only one death
me "rookie numbers!!!"
It's criminal how much I had to turn up my volume on this video. I got earraped when I watched another.
EmKay: *puts sponsor on a r/crackheadcraigslist video*
Everyone who knows what r/crackheadcraigslist is: Very poor choice of videos.
6:42 GOD that is cursed. im gonna have eternal nightmares
also imagine how hard it would be to breathe in that thing
If I wore that mask my lungs would go
I’ve gotta get out! Let me out!
@@Danblak08 they would rip out of your chest- (ill leave now)
Last time I was this early...
Idk man. I’m just hella depressed tbh.
Yo dude. Are you alright?
Lion Fire Blaze I always end up being fine. Thanks :)
If you really need help, I'm always here. I know I'm a internet stranger, but sometimes we all aren't fine.
It's alright, my guy.
Its okay to cry.
Lion Fire Blaze thanks a bunch man. That means a lot.
Of course. I'll always be here, dude. If you have any problems on your chest I'll be here for you.
OMG SCUDDLES IS ADORABLEEEE
I offer you a swampert corpse
Only for $20
Very good quality
25$ take it or leave
MUST be cook and $2929291992922919292929
How much is anyone willing to be that The Ridge Wallet is going to be part of 2020 Rewind?
Every one in the comments right now has not finished the video.
Change my mind.
im scrolling through the comments after the video (at the automatic next video screen thing) just to prove you wrong 😼
@@ctrl.alt.charlie6671 Thats when the video JUST came out xD
11:32
no no, he got a point.
I'd rather not jump in the cack
First Robin, and now Lexi!! Ah, thank you!! Today was the worst day, and you guys just helped me keep it in. ♥
Sponsored advertisement: 2 minutes 10 seconds.
That's too long.
OWMOYKNEE yes
The "mech boot" is actually called a CAM boot. Cam is an acronym for "Controlled Ankle Motion."
Henlo I'm 2 seconds here to say hi
Henlo foxy
Hi foxy
@@mlgmikebike6207 you dont have to be so hostile, geez. they realized they were here early and just wanted to say hi. nowhere in the comment was the word 'first' uttered. now please, shut up and go rethink your birth
Ah, of course. The baby hybrid tick. The thing that made me realize the internet has made me immune to many causes of lunches going out the wrong end. That *thing* is gross. I basically had no reaction to it.
Anyways, good video.
Hello
I almost lost this channel because of an advertisement but luckily I took a screenshot I'm so happy btw I subbed
1 view gang where you at?
Someone was selling a 1978 Chevy Nova sedan for 4476 on my local craigslist and they said" runs and drives brand new, interior could use work" that thing's paint was faded as hell, the headliner was hanging down, the seat was ripped, the hubcaps were missing ,the tires flat. Maybe like $1000 but nah
Nobody: is born cool except of course
Everyone who read this
I like how at 1:38 you used a south African wallet 🤣
First
Aw I’m second
But you weren't tho,
Em kay was 👀
cringe
Nobody cares if you're first,we care the fact that you watch their videos
That one kid who still likes Minions? Yeah that’s my youngest kid, he would actually fucking love that creepy minion cake 😂
The kool blue cigs are probably dipped. You gonna end up like Ethan Hawk when Denzel tricked him into smoking sherm. 🤣 🤣 🤣
"YOUR GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT CYCLE!" -krieg 2020 (borderlands character)
4:42 dude. Regular cab means it has only the one bench seat (or two bucket seats) and two doors.
Usually the outside of the burger is tough but when you get to the inside it's smooth sailing
Crackhead Craigslist car ads:
"Ran when parked"
"No low ballers, I know what I have"
"No tire kickers"
The cosmic horror one, there is a Kosmic Karen inside
I love how lexi calls everybody sexy at the start of the videos
Ok... Lexi is my new favorite narrator
Cheeseburger’s face in the thumbnail feels like something you’d see in
r/comedyheaven
I get a boost of serotonin every time Lexi (Lexie?) refers to themself as “she” 🥰🥰🥰 all the support angel! 🌈🏳️🌈💚
She’s very sweet from what I can tell from the internet! And she’s trans so I call that a win for the lgbts!!
I usually skip over adds but Lexi made me happy👁👄👁
Every single person who gets sponsored by ridge wallets has burnt titanium ad their favorite style/color
It makes my day hearing lexi
0:03
That looks like something that would go in the back of a white van.
Nobody's asking the only important question:
*What happened to Scuttles? Is he okay? Did he find a good home?*