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  • @donutcrafter5973
    @donutcrafter5973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4878

    Fun fact: wolves are WAY more scared of you, they can detect people from literal miles away and will stay that far away

    • @swervinghawk6718
      @swervinghawk6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Neat

    • @Queen_Bread
      @Queen_Bread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Unless they are lonely or abandoned, then they don't know to avoid humans and will try to find a pack that will let them in

    • @lofigalaxy1272
      @lofigalaxy1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      oh

    • @RainFeatherYT
      @RainFeatherYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      So... Wolves will stay away from humans at the distance their noses can smell at? Humans smell so bad to wolves that they will go miles away to stop being able to smell us.

    • @s0lar.ecl1pse83
      @s0lar.ecl1pse83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Another fun fact: I'm a wolf!
      Litreally- I broke into somebodys house to write this

  • @usurpererenyeager649
    @usurpererenyeager649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    Introverts whenever they get the order wrong
    "Works for me!"
    *STOP STOP STOP EXPOSING ME*

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      God, parents are amazing when they aren't Karens

    • @litrpg101
      @litrpg101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, dude wrote it off because he's clearly never been given the soup when he ordered the ribs.

    • @S1lly.St4rg4z3R
      @S1lly.St4rg4z3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw that part of the video as soon as I read the comment

    • @esppupsnkits4560
      @esppupsnkits4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’re mistaking introversion with having social trauma/laziness, my dude

    • @litrpg101
      @litrpg101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@esppupsnkits4560 ? I don't think laziness has anything to do with it, it's someone else doing the work, after all.
      Social trauma is also just a different flavor of introversion...

  • @avgor3072
    @avgor3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    “An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts”
    Me with my ADHD: “OH NO! NOT AGAIN-“

    • @Row_of_E
      @Row_of_E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not a single room, but more of a full mansion

    • @Star_Comet
      @Star_Comet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I FELT THIS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

    • @Planekilla
      @Planekilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true😂

    • @StarShineKitsune
      @StarShineKitsune 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @torterra1826
      @torterra1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me with my Zillion Million Gillion Bajillion fetishes and ADHD:

  • @risingstar-films5172
    @risingstar-films5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    Fun fact: that scene in the beginning was actually just a highly sped of version of the video, with some added audio thrown in

    • @izaanazeem1282
      @izaanazeem1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      My brothers dancing on the floor

    • @kayumangii
      @kayumangii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@izaanazeem1282 good

    • @izaanazeem1282
      @izaanazeem1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Because of the intro

    • @izaanazeem1282
      @izaanazeem1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Now he is in the hosptal

    • @fabledgalaxies1952
      @fabledgalaxies1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AHAH SO I DID SEE DEEPFRIED L!

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2726

    "An escape room but it's only your thoughts"
    Thoughts: this relatablilty has reached a new level

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We're within Chara Chara distance now.

    • @blessedbyminos
      @blessedbyminos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do I see you everywhere

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheHotBlade not funny

    • @thatmemeguy6725
      @thatmemeguy6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone else notice how this man has nearly 300 comments and only 1 heart

    • @blessedbyminos
      @blessedbyminos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatmemeguy6725 oh christ ur right

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "Do you think, god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created" - The Scientist from Spy Kids 2

    • @lovelydaytoday3998
      @lovelydaytoday3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @senortacos1491
      @senortacos1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was about to say that too

    • @billyoneshot3337
      @billyoneshot3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rip the spy kids franchise it will be missed

    • @iker2333
      @iker2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billyoneshot3337 will it tho?

    • @billyoneshot3337
      @billyoneshot3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iker2333 yes if not by others then atleast by me

  • @TheLocomono9
    @TheLocomono9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Introverts getting the order wrong: guess I’m trying something new

    • @Mytiinae
      @Mytiinae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea that actually happened to me i was ordering a kebab and the Lady that was taking my order misheard so i got a normal big kebab (btw i ordered an only meat kebab So yeah)

    • @erenyeager1660
      @erenyeager1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess I'm an ambivert then- I mean, for the most part, I'm an introvert, but if someone gets my order wrong, I'm goin' Karen on their a$$

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: "I want a cheese pizza with ranch dip."
      *Gets handed a plain pepperoni pizza*
      Me: "This is perfect, thank you."

    • @Mytiinae
      @Mytiinae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeledmunds7266 yea

    • @jacobk75
      @jacobk75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erenyeager1660 it is like I hate to say it but if I pay someone to provide a service or a good, you expect it to happen or come out a certian way. I know it sounds like a demand and the fast food industry always gets a bad rep and the circumstances of peopel, but it is like, I ask for this, not this. It is a combination of being grateful but with slight irritation

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Me: trying to sleep and dream as an escapism technique
    Nightmare: bonjour

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The meme about the spider reminded me of a nightmare I had about a giant white spider when I was 5

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My problems appearing in the dream: hola

    • @fordfuzzyface7268
      @fordfuzzyface7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than letting existential dream sink in an inch deeper... bonjor Mr.SkinEater tell me your tale and distract me from myself...have a weirdly pleasant conversation while peeling the skin off your face.

    • @Iamunabletoread
      @Iamunabletoread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: wakes up
      Nightmare: adios

    • @T--xo2uq
      @T--xo2uq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whenever I go to bed I have the choice between having no dreams but being in freezing cold, or having some warm covers on and endless nightmares. Unless its summer, then it's just nightmares and sweat.

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Laughs in lucid Dreaming...
    Screams of absolute horror in Lucid Nightmare.

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fun fact, lucid nightmares are still lucid dreams, so its possible to make a flame thrower and burn thos mf to a crisp

    • @dredgenauryx3382
      @dredgenauryx3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TotalyNotTony Yes but that is harder to do when the dream has escaped your control and is now ruled by your insecurities and other fears instead... You can take back control but it ain't easy.. .

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dredgenauryx3382 this is true

    • @Daycore_lovers
      @Daycore_lovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why im still scared to try lucid dreaming, my brain always show weird or scary image whenever possible

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dredgenauryx3382 just imagine a m4a1 assault rifle and blast that mf

  • @brilsraist
    @brilsraist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    "I'm sorry, I'm white, I like cheese"
    Fucking mood. Come to Wisconsin, Robin. We have amazing cheese

    • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
      @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amazing shit
      Pizza cheese is a thing here

    • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
      @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It has the same taste as pizza
      It's amazing

    • @Medichips-ws5oj
      @Medichips-ws5oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a big cheese hat from there

    • @SnowDragon_2204
      @SnowDragon_2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aight I know where I'm moving to

    • @brilsraist
      @brilsraist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 bruh. And cheese curds? Fresh so they squeak. *chefs kiss*

  • @SftHrtBrsKnckls
    @SftHrtBrsKnckls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    “I’m sorry I’m white, I like cheese”
    Damn, that’s relatable.

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man now i want a cheese stick or a babybel

    • @sambsonlambson5500
      @sambsonlambson5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @silver2k848
      @silver2k848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m the only white person on earth who isn’t obsessed over cheese

    • @korbloxking552
      @korbloxking552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I eat cheese for brunchinner everyday

    • @j-69
      @j-69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm white and I hate cheese help what do I do

  • @ShiftySeeker
    @ShiftySeeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “You get to control your dreams, but you sleep double”
    Me: YAY! That’s 2 hours of sleep!!!!

    • @quantumtabbylargo7457
      @quantumtabbylargo7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Insomniacs: I see no problem here.

    • @ShiftySeeker
      @ShiftySeeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quantumtabbylargo7457 you and me both

    • @humanbeing7485
      @humanbeing7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      control your dreams into making you think you r sleeping in ur dream so u sleep 2 hours in ur dream and 2 hours irl so u get 4 hours of sleep
      BIG BRAIN

    • @darkstarfirestudios4500
      @darkstarfirestudios4500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you ever dreamt that you are awake and completing chores and stuff and then wake up and have to do it all over again

    • @secretly-a-kobold
      @secretly-a-kobold ปีที่แล้ว

      i get 14

  • @sebokbleh6360
    @sebokbleh6360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Emkay: "I know driving can be a heart attack inducing thing"
    Me: can literally feel my heartrate increasing with my anxiety when my parents try to teach me to drive
    Also me: "oh shi-"

    • @asgard_
      @asgard_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do your parents teach you wooooo-
      Please take a professional course, they are not supposed to do that.

    • @TheeKyuubiKidd
      @TheeKyuubiKidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@asgard_ That's actually completely inaccurate. You have to have a certain amount of practice time and stuff to get a license, and most places won't even let you get a permit without the know how to drive.

    • @asgard_
      @asgard_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheeKyuubiKidd That is why you also practice in those courses... but with a professional. Not a parent who most likely doesn't know how to teach it.

    • @sylvirgiomanach1491
      @sylvirgiomanach1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The problem is that it's your parents. Need to try a professional, a friend, or a kindly stranger. Or a super sus stranger. Still a better option tbh.
      The closest I ever came to intentionally swerving off a bridge was when my step-dad was yelling one thing beside me and mom was yelling something different behind me. So I just said "fuck it" and slammed on the brakes in the middle of the road until they stopped talking.

    • @theronfoxfriend8611
      @theronfoxfriend8611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sylvirgiomanach1491 This! My mother thinks the best way to teach me is to argue about every little thing and nit pic about my speed. Too slow, too fast, cut that guy off hes in the way...

  • @brotherzlox5115
    @brotherzlox5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    fun fact: some company made non alchoholic wine for cats, so you and your cats can drown your sorrows away

  • @t0mm0thy
    @t0mm0thy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Someone I barely even knew at school oone asked me: "did you wear that shirt four days In a row?"
    Me: *behold* THE WASHING MACHINE

    • @briangarcia5261
      @briangarcia5261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Behold the WASHINGMACHINE-INTOR Perry the platupus

    • @lisaandethanc4284
      @lisaandethanc4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@briangarcia5261 I was literally just thinking that when I read this comment.

    • @obbyg4ming905
      @obbyg4ming905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean i think i'd notice too if somebody i don't know just consistently stands out in the corner of my eye because of them wearing the same shirt
      i'd get a weird feeling of deja vu everytime... except in my case i wouldn't even bother asking you, out of both social anxiety and just laziness

  • @danielgmeiner6140
    @danielgmeiner6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "We don't get to control or choose dreams"
    Me, who can lucid dream: im 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @north6927
      @north6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me who's trying to shift but is only getting realistic but not quite lucid dreams; 👁👄👁

    • @madelovetoypurbirthgiver
      @madelovetoypurbirthgiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont have dreams at all and i think thats why i cant shift no matter how hard i try

    • @north6927
      @north6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@madelovetoypurbirthgiver maybe, it's a possibility for sure

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait so I read some of the replies, the hell is “shifting”?

    • @north6927
      @north6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neuratlas I can explain that kinda! Shifting is where your mind essentially takes you to a different reality! Google can probably explain better than me. It's been compared to lucid dreaming, but it's not the same thing

  • @OnlyDerpKnows
    @OnlyDerpKnows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    EmKay: you can't choose
    People who lucid dream
    : am I really a joke to you?

  • @goomba9956
    @goomba9956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact: I went 3 weeks wearing the same shirt to school just to piss people off. I bought 3 of the same shirt and would wash and wear the shirts, alternating all week and repeating. I received many worried glances and comments. Everyone thought I just was lazy as fuck, but I was 10 steps ahead.
    They still don't know to this day. It comes up occasionally during conversations.

  • @ironsand09
    @ironsand09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    person: an escape room, but its just your thoughts.
    me, in the room: *heart attack noises*

  • @catelynh1020
    @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Video: no one has a family where everyone likes each other
    Me: sweats because people tell me my family doesn't have to pretend to like each other when company comes over, thinking of how i'm going to tell them that we actually don't hate each other

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I end up accidentally fighting with my little cousin every time I see her-

    • @andiana71311
      @andiana71311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IKR like my family ACTUALLY enjoys each other's company, thank you very much

    • @astrelskies3086
      @astrelskies3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I havent spoken to my sister in over a year after she stole 3,500 USD from my mom and i, and my family still pretents to be nice to her.

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@astrelskies3086 That sounds like an awful thing to do to your mother

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All these replies seem to be proof of my point. It seems so rare that families get along (ignoring childish arguments like sibs fighting in the back seat of a car on a long road trip)
      When i was younger, i did have my fair share of spats with my family, but once we were all relatively grown and on the same level, we see each other basically weekly and are very involved in each others' lives. Which is somehow supposedly even more rare. Especially since i have to drive an hour to see my sib and a half hour to see my parents.

  • @SillyGoofyGoober23
    @SillyGoofyGoober23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:05
    Me who lucid dreams:
    “I don’t have such weaknesses!”

  • @ventboy7463
    @ventboy7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Tom, turn your camera off"
    "What, you didn't like the show? "

    • @xCoKo
      @xCoKo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not liking this bc it has 69 likes and also love ur profile

    • @ventboy7463
      @ventboy7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xCoKo too late, also thank you 🙏

    • @xCoKo
      @xCoKo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DANG IT PEOPLE WHY U DO THIS

  • @Nova_Darkwood
    @Nova_Darkwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "an escape room, but it's just your thoughts"
    i wouldnt survive that.

  • @alaskabarnsley999
    @alaskabarnsley999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    If Karen found a genie
    Genie: 1 rule no wishing for infinite wishes
    2 rule no wishing for love
    3 rule no wishing for death
    Karen: I wish we don't have to wear masks in shops
    Genie: there are 4 rules

    • @TheBlueShark
      @TheBlueShark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      actually, there are still 3, karen is just wishing for death

    • @6lvgthegoat
      @6lvgthegoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBlueShark the genie could just remove COVID so you don’t have to wear masks

    • @valentinfranco4528
      @valentinfranco4528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6lvgthegoat he could also instantly vaporize all materials used to make masks?

  • @atruepanda1782
    @atruepanda1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Did you know: If you respectfully say "Hey guys you put pickles in my burger" then restaurants are required to give you a burger without pickles and no one actually has to kick and scream and die?

    • @ophilia
      @ophilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But Social anxiety, can’t talk with strange burger guy

    • @nenekomaeda
      @nenekomaeda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ophilia best reply oh my god.

    • @faqihawang236
      @faqihawang236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ophilia this has that Tumblr energy

    • @Yndd76
      @Yndd76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@faqihawang236 Tumblr moment

    • @ophilia
      @ophilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bob the Fish i mean when i‘m at a mcdonalds i usually order at those machines

  • @B2wasTaken
    @B2wasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I was bouta go to sleep then they decide to put a huge fucking spider on screen with horrifing audio. Thanks emkay

    • @awesomediego1614
      @awesomediego1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      spider timestamp 4:50

    • @DraedonTheInventor
      @DraedonTheInventor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Skyrim spiders are shit in combat, don't have much health, but they'll haunt your dreams forever

    • @halloweenlover1031
      @halloweenlover1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @HeCesar
      @HeCesar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :( I went KING CRIMSON on it and dashed out of my room

    • @unicornl0
      @unicornl0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awesomediego1614 Me waiting for that part so I can look away and turn the volume down like: Now? No? Ok.
      Now? No? Ok.
      What about now? Still no? Alright.
      This goes on every 10 seconds

  • @roronoad.baller7110
    @roronoad.baller7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "mom waiting for me to laugh" one was me as I child, I mother would walk in and watch me and all of a sudden I would smile then start cracking up. I never knew why

    • @Matthpiet
      @Matthpiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same man

  • @random_pixel1236
    @random_pixel1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    When you realize that the memes that flashed at the beginning are just the memes later in the video

    • @viviansong8034
      @viviansong8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I saw a vision of the future

    • @sonnebhy
      @sonnebhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me who knew that: y e s

    • @erniemaemalle1244
      @erniemaemalle1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur profile is my mood today

    • @iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903
      @iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: why are those memes flashing
      *realization kicks in*
      Me: oOoOoOoOH

    • @parist6735
      @parist6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched it in 0.25x speed.

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "I hate dreams. One moment I'm asleep, and the next thing I know I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord."

    • @marthamryglod291
      @marthamryglod291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, mitch

    • @sweetflowers1421
      @sweetflowers1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I once fought Napoleon in my dreams and was hella confused when I woke up.

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too hate dreams, especially if they cheat and they are green

    • @Matthpiet
      @Matthpiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s funny about dreams is that you have to buy your grandparents a pink pickle shaped phone before world war 55 happens or some weird shit, but at the time it completely makes sense to you in your dreams for some reason

    • @Lilly1021-1
      @Lilly1021-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually just go through a normal school day, and then i wake up and have to do it again

  • @NeelTheHuman
    @NeelTheHuman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:10 best part is, it works even when the patient knows it's a placebo😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Ah yes, the infamous class observer...
    even worse when that observer is the Principal

  • @munchlax6577
    @munchlax6577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    When will emkay stop being cowards and show us the other hand

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Hmm...

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Idk

    • @etibredips
      @etibredips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Plot twist: it’s just the hand

    • @bobo70p75
      @bobo70p75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Never

    • @personest_person
      @personest_person 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Plot twist: He only has one hand

  • @EmeraldB0i
    @EmeraldB0i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "An escape room, but it's just your thoughts.," Me someone with ADHD: Mines just an MC Escher painting on steroids.

  • @dinglebopper5544
    @dinglebopper5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Dudes will make zero moves on their crush and then proceed to post this."
    Emkay: You have to try
    Me: I do, I just really am meant to be lonely

    • @chubbathepig5920
      @chubbathepig5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @puglife4sho861
      @puglife4sho861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i made a move and got in then broke up

    • @theyesman420
      @theyesman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god i felt this

    • @theyesman420
      @theyesman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i did once, got rejected
      i did again with someone else 2 years ago, got rejected
      questioned my sexuality, unquestioned
      tried again yesterday and now im depressed hhahhaahahaha

    • @jessemarr5802
      @jessemarr5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip

  • @LonelyHeroAnimates
    @LonelyHeroAnimates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "no one can control their dreams-"
    is anyone gonna tell them or are we gonna stay quiet??

    • @liamchoux6160
      @liamchoux6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stay quiet shhh

    • @technically_toby
      @technically_toby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They'll probably end up finding it themselves, just give 'em time

    • @ohhey1991
      @ohhey1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell me, tell me 👀

    • @kiritolightning
      @kiritolightning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ohhey1991 ehmm lucid dream??

    • @ohhey1991
      @ohhey1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiritolightning ohh

  • @18videowatcher41
    @18videowatcher41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For me, the appeal of sleep is the lack of awareness that comes with being unconscious.

  • @im_sour7102
    @im_sour7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I would be THRILLED if my boyfriend invited me under the sheets and then just had glowing dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are my favorite.

  • @AuntieCreed
    @AuntieCreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    someone - "Do you even want to go?"
    introvert - "NO! But I'd like to be asked."
    Me - "Ouch, the feels."

  • @-too_tired-
    @-too_tired- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not counting months, Gangnam Style is now 11 years old. Let that sink in.

  • @Backup-wm9cn
    @Backup-wm9cn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    seizure warning for the intro, thank me later, epileptic people of the internet :)

  • @Mchxdlo
    @Mchxdlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I know they probably won't see this, but it would be great if they did a collab in a discord call or something, like they narrated together? it would be really funny :D

    • @olit349
      @olit349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES I NEED THIS

    • @sambsonlambson5500
      @sambsonlambson5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @SheynChan
      @SheynChan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we need this asap

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      embay but soothouse?
      Frick yeah

    • @SheynChan
      @SheynChan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@equaius893 s o o t y o u s a y?

  • @SandstormGD2025
    @SandstormGD2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who still has nightmares/panic attacks from horror movies I watched 5 years ago, that first thing(before the intro) would be absolute hell for me LOL

  • @frogwithapples
    @frogwithapples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Class observer: "He hem" *teacher ignores "He hem"

    • @TakeoInslayth
      @TakeoInslayth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alright Umbridge, calm down

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glass of water will clear that right up...

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like she needs a cough drop
      👁👁

  • @justmii4887
    @justmii4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "do you think god stays in the sky because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
    that my guy is a very good point

    • @marialalasmusic7582
      @marialalasmusic7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spy kids 2 was so cool man

    • @andiana71311
      @andiana71311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marialalasmusic7582 I'm sorry what-- What does this have to do with this comment???

    • @Nikzzza
      @Nikzzza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andiana71311 because it's uses there? th-cam.com/video/0RFwyobtnKA/w-d-xo.html

    • @marialalasmusic7582
      @marialalasmusic7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andiana71311 sorry xD what he says it's a reference to spy kids 2

  • @forever_spiteful
    @forever_spiteful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whats yellow and cant swim?
    A bus full of children

  • @Lunar_F_Blues
    @Lunar_F_Blues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    People who sleep 13 hours: Infinite Tsukuyomi complete

  • @hsn429
    @hsn429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like the fact that he didn't get the "me when I write on the board" meme.

    • @freshfighter9
      @freshfighter9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can relate to that, my writing keeps going downward and gets smaller progressively

  • @Ninjapizza8247
    @Ninjapizza8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's amazing how humans essentially went from sticks and stones to HARNESSING THE POWER OF THUNDER in only a couple hundred years (and I mean lightning rods not your usual at home electricity)

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts.”
    How do you escape a goddamn war-zone?

    • @lapis8183
      @lapis8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @goose I- can't!

    • @andrewsd2819
      @andrewsd2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me, its _Hell_
      Loads shotgun with malicious intent

    • @hongbinmo7272
      @hongbinmo7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weapons are In the back of the room. Figure it out

  • @sowth_music
    @sowth_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Me: *a very happy person with lots of friends*
    Memes: yeah, depression therapy amirite?
    Me: y-yeah relatable haha...

    • @fabo-desu
      @fabo-desu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering that everyone who watched this video saw your comment, and only the ones who agreed liked, I can conclude that we are just about 0,00185% of the viewers of mkay

    • @sowth_music
      @sowth_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fabo-desu yes

    • @DEATHSIMBRACE
      @DEATHSIMBRACE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is your secret?

    • @sowth_music
      @sowth_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DEATHSIMBRACE Take time to think about life once in a while and just be out there and friendly.

    • @sowth_music
      @sowth_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Brookelynn Tate *FUNKY FRESH BEATS*

  • @FoggyBadger
    @FoggyBadger ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one is legit painful. I basically didn't grow up with a family, so I never knew what that's like except for movies. A couple years ago I moved to San Francisco and lived with my bestfriend for the first six months. During that time Christmas happened. That's when I found out that they had a nearly perfect family life growing up. So many family members, all of them getting along and being super happy. I went upstairs and had an emotional break down and stayed up there until they left. My bestfriend later apologiised because they hadn't thought of that.

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Smallest things can wreck you completely for a disproportionately long time”
    Yeah so I’ve had this on my chest for like... Since corona started? Basically I mixed up n-95 masks (hospital ones) and normal masks and told people to not panic buy masks and I’ve been thinking about it for like a year an I just wanted to say that thank you for reading.

    • @TheMountainMan-wz8xf
      @TheMountainMan-wz8xf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I pushed a kid off a Chuck E. Cheese ride in pure cold blood when I was fucking, like, four. He ran off crying and I still feel bad to this day. :(

    • @creator6841
      @creator6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Once when I was like 8 I was running through a play ground and accidentally tripped a barely walking toddler, I didn’t know what to do and no one was around (my parents were across the playground) so I just kept running- I feel bad to this day.

  • @7sins_of_life
    @7sins_of_life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Even worse than the "Didn't you wear that last week?" Is the "Didn't you wear that yesterday?" Because I could have washed it or it's not dirty. As long as I don't fucking smell like shot you shouldn't care what I wear and how long I do.

    • @justawall9218
      @justawall9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @rainlee1
      @rainlee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This one never ceases to bother me. I've showered, I've not sweated in fact I've done nothing but just put them on, why can't I wear it more than once????

    • @7sins_of_life
      @7sins_of_life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rainlee1 Because people apparently think you immediately "contaminate" the clothes and they are dirty now. It's incredibly stupid and honestly I just want to wear my comfy clothes and not be judged by this ridiculous thinking. I just tell people that ask that I own two of the shirts (or whatever it is that I wear).

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@7sins_of_life For me I try to avoid it if the place I went to it was somewhere logically more likely to have something to contaminate it, like a hospital.

    • @7sins_of_life
      @7sins_of_life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alchemysaga3745 Yep, that makes sense. I used contaminate as a word to show how ridiculous this way of thinking is (Sorry if it didn't come across like that, english isn't my first language). It's just stupid to care about what others are wearing and for how long, as long as they don't bother you by smelling or being dirty no one should care.

  • @naygoats955
    @naygoats955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:07 that hello is gonna live rent free in my head till the grave

  • @alexanderscharnitzky6057
    @alexanderscharnitzky6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Robin sounds like Swaggersouls that went to college.
    I can't unhear it so I'm passing it on to you now...
    Do with this knowledge what you will.

  • @darkousdragon1166
    @darkousdragon1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wandavision: just mcu showing us all having a mental breakdown

  • @plantelo
    @plantelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know, there are places so bad that they *actually* get your order wrong and deliver you the wrong dish entirely

  • @ZeiXImiko
    @ZeiXImiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No matter how weird, terrifying or absurd my dreams are, they are infinitely more enjoyable than my waking life.

  • @incog2532
    @incog2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Robin: "We can't control our dreams"
    Me making sure nothing disrupts the few hours of peace and quiet I get: Listen, I am the captain now

  • @probablynotalatexshork5495
    @probablynotalatexshork5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "an escape room, but its your thoughts"
    Me, who watches The Walten Files, and so its what I think about: well shit.

  • @blxcklicorice
    @blxcklicorice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “An escape room but it’s just your thoughts”
    Me: that sounds like therapy
    My mom, a therapist: yeah

  • @aynat3068
    @aynat3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    ''Gangnam style came out 8 years ago''
    Ive never felt so old just by looking at a image

  • @l7qq_zta517
    @l7qq_zta517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:10 "we cant choose our dreams" *me who was lucid dreaming my whole life: are you SURE 'bout that?*

  • @FalconsFeather9650
    @FalconsFeather9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Then you’re gonna be in a big discord call... don’t worry-“
    Ad, interrupting: “we do it every night!”
    I started WHEEZING-

  • @starstrangledmanwithaplan8148
    @starstrangledmanwithaplan8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    WandaVision: when you hoped for a good life but it still fucks you up from the inside and the outside

  • @Acuace
    @Acuace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    emkay at 8:55:don’t worry
    the ad: don’t miss out on the benefits of a triangle reward card

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    oh yes, Toph loved her portrayal in Ember Island Players...
    which fun fact, the buffed Toph was supposed to be what Toph looked like until the creators decided to make the character a young girl

  • @flyingteacup8369
    @flyingteacup8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those spider noises scared the crap out of me
    Was not expecting that at all 😅

  • @BloopTheNoop
    @BloopTheNoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s not that SNL is too political it’s that they’ve been making the same joke over and over again since 2016

  • @Psychonide
    @Psychonide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "sadly my stepmom has this curse that every time she orders fast food her order is wrong or she never gets it."

  • @reyrex4938
    @reyrex4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “An escape room but it’s just your thoughts”
    So every night I try to go to sleep?

  • @JasonBarrettePiano
    @JasonBarrettePiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Okay I got out of my emKay rabbit hole, how much sleep am I gettin?”
    0:25

  • @breadboix2158
    @breadboix2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “An escape room but your thoughts”
    Me: “...why is there nothing here but memes?”

  • @fitzchivalry728
    @fitzchivalry728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "it's a beautiful day to yell at god" sounds like a steven rhodes shirt lmaoo

  • @MysterWacht88
    @MysterWacht88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once I got a cheeseburger at Burger King and I somehow got a burger with literally every single item on the menu

  • @androidgamer1112
    @androidgamer1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:11
    *EmKay after he hears about lucid dreaming:*

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m an introvert who does the “works for me” thing, but not because I’m an introvert. It’s because I have worked in food service and I’m not very picky

  • @evierose8347
    @evierose8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:57
    Oh, so you think the small Frostbite Spiders from Skyrim are scary, wait till you see the ones that are bigger than you.

  • @themagicfishgod
    @themagicfishgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I figured something out. In the intro with the reel of thoughts, it was just the posts in this video but in inverted colors. Some of you might’ve figured that out already, but if you didn’t it’s kinda cool to think about

  • @Skreya_
    @Skreya_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    oh fun story. once when i was 9 i tried to get out of going to school by telling my mum i had dementia. it didnt work.

  • @chikubijiggy148
    @chikubijiggy148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:41 two trucks holding hands two trucks holding hands. The passion the passion. Is more than I can withstand

  • @owenroughley1889
    @owenroughley1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That respawn meme and EmKay just saying : "I've seen it happen before, bUt I wAs HiGh" was the greatest thing ever

  • @PajamaPantsClan
    @PajamaPantsClan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was smiling through out the video until Robin said he didn’t get WandaVision

  • @thegreatratking
    @thegreatratking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The spy kids reference at 3:39 ✨beautiful ✨

  • @CharlieOsoo
    @CharlieOsoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Depression with the ability to lucid dream is the most dangerous combination. Trust me, I’d know.

  • @davidfalcon6550
    @davidfalcon6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:26
    These memes are calling me out more and more each time

  • @wolfie_emperor5548
    @wolfie_emperor5548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:07 Brother you’ve been missing for 14 years are you..ok?

  • @torgishness
    @torgishness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “In a couple of years you’ll look though these again and realize these are gold, then you and your friends will be in a discord call and spam all your favourite memes”. How tf you know what I was doin last night? You got a camera on me or sum shit? Dont think I don’t see you =-=

  • @cheshirecat9037
    @cheshirecat9037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "An escape room, but it's just your thought. Good luck."
    Sir, that is called a panic attack.

  • @demianpryima1015
    @demianpryima1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:20 he is the guy that comes barefoot to school every day and has 2 AR-15s in case the teacher gives you a score below a 110%

  • @haleighh2275
    @haleighh2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    introverts: Im not gonna go scream at them ill just eat it.
    Me: - takes the pickles of and feeds them to the monste- MYYYY BABY SISTER -

  • @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
    @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:54 lucid dreaming: am I a joke to Robin? Also, that meme describes me a lot even tho I do not even dream

  • @MiddleChildYT
    @MiddleChildYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **clears throat** wonda vision…

  • @scorgevantus8382
    @scorgevantus8382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Legit saw the Jetix logo and got transported back to my childhood...god I'm old

  • @Who33442
    @Who33442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The cruelty of my existence is something that is only tamed by the suffering of others

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can choose my dreams just by imagining about dreaming it before falling asleep, it gives me fewer dreams, sure, but it gives me good dreams.

  • @Sandy-ig9pc
    @Sandy-ig9pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i just want to say thanks to the person that Edited the fist 16 seconds bc i know that Took some time to make

  • @invadee3179
    @invadee3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bruh when I sleep I cant control what the dream is in exact but I can control the theme like "I wanna be an isekai protagonist today" and bam

  • @magiccrabs2829
    @magiccrabs2829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one at 5:21 the thing he’s laughing at is when you are being watched by your mom or brother or basically anyone and your faking to be asleep you laugh because idk

    • @DimitrisArruejo
      @DimitrisArruejo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This I'd true ik from experience

  • @usurpererenyeager649
    @usurpererenyeager649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *wakes up*
    "Time to go back to sleep I gue-"
    *Emkay upload*
    "I'm up! I'm up!"