Welcome to our first Honest Government Ad for 2023. The Shit Party's gone. But they left a nasty skidmark, by setting the bar so low on climate action, that Labor doesn't have to do much at all to appear vastly better. And we *need* it to be better, not just Shit-Lite. So I thought we'd help them out with an honest ad about the bill they're about to introduce to Parliament - the Safeguard Mechanism - which will define Australia's climate policy for the rest of this decade. I think the HGAs are gonna play an important role keeping people informed as we delve deeper into the era of greenfuckery that will define the 2020s. If you want to support us on this mission, please give our Patreon some love: www.patreon.com/TheJuiceMedia
Are one of these your voices yours i always get confused since it changes. I also love when you bring out the calculator because we always know the answer 😂
This would have to be your favourite job yeah? You are so damn lucky, but it is an absolute fucking joke that these have to be made. Looking forward to the rest of the shit show unfortunately.
@@thejuicemedia Giordano, why is the massive military budget is exempt from climate change conferences? The Pentagon alone is a massive polluter than 140 countries combined!!
People have responsibility. Vote question the government you choose. Not support everything your favourite dictator says. You are the owner who put politicians to manage your country. If owner is lazy incompetent of course manager will play.
I worked briefly for an agency that investigated environmental inquiries. It was heart breaking. It became very clear that our environmental laws were designed to be so convoluted that only experts with time on their hands could understand them. An example inquiry was 'what were the caps for coal emissions'. I scoured the law. Once I eventually found the starting point, there was a trail through eight (8) different legal acts, rules regulations, websites, guidelines etc - none of which give you the answer outright. The findings: the coal industry decides what they want to declare as emissions AND there were no caps on emissions. You can see how easy it is to explain the answer and how difficult they made it to find out.
"because it's a labor policy, except it's not Fuck you" - caught me off guard and soda went flying out of my nose.... Thank you juice media, I needed that
Actually, if the amount of the fines can actually be significant enough for them to learn a lesson, lets say 10 billion dollars for overpollutiong and buying 1 carbon credit cost you 100 million dollars, then we're still tail spinning into another catastrope, but this time a much more environmentally friendlier one.
@@ZinbaForLife Correct. If a fine is the only price you must pay for breaking a law, then the price must be so huge that it genuinely punishes their actions.
Yep, humanity will be the cause of its own extinction. The only way things could get better would be if the vast majority of humans revolted and used violence to change things. That's why all governments in the world are preparing to fight against their own citizens. Israel is the one teaching the master class.
If the only punishment for breaking a law is a fine, there is a law. You need to be louder and get all your mates to be just as loud if you want more action.
Money is imaginary. It only exists because we agree. We could agree that the fines need to be paid in blood, as there's no global currency that is agreed on, then see what happens... But it won't happen, because the ones in charge of fines, are also the ones in charge of money
The point is, while this channel specifically makes fun of their own australian government most of the time... this BS happens everywhere because those aholes copy each others homework. At this point idk if any egalitarian, liberal and humanist principle will survive 21st century, but it sure as hell isn't looking like that -_-
Think of it like a condom. With a massive hole in it that doesn't stop anything. Made from toxic materials that will eventually kill you. Brought to you by c*nts who make a living shafting everyone they can.
for sure, can't wait until they can scale up international operations, every developed country would benefit from access to this info for their respective sh!tfackery lol
Damn bro the Australian Fossil Fuels industry is abusing the crap out of Earth, I hope Earth gets out of this toxic relationship and wins custody of Humanity
@@Danger_Mouse3619 The Australian fossil fuels industry are downright evil. These are the people who got the Australian Government (under John Howard) to blackmail the world's poorest country into giving up their gas fields to an Australian gas company. Not to mention what they've done to the Hunter Valley, the Great Barrier Reef, and Aboriginal sacred art sites.
unions? sorry i haven't heard of that, not surprising though if its the mining unions as they want to protect mining jobs but if they are teaming up with Murdoch and his goons then that's a whole new level of fucked
You have another fan in the United States...now if American media could explain things as well as "The Juice Media" Your ads bring forth a universal message and could describe stuff here too.
Yeah, but, the US of Eh have The Yes Men... although they do seem to have been a bit quiet recently. Can someone up over that way send them a postcard, or, offer to be a gaffer or boom holder for their next projects, or give them a prod and see whether they're both still functional, or something?
Except it's all lefty BS. Australia only produces around 1% of the world's total greenhouse gasses. coal is responsible for 75% of Australia's domestic energy production and coal exports make up almost 4% of the entire GDP. So reducing coal would not only hurt everyday Australians but it would do absolutely nothing to reduce the world's climate.
This is in line with a paid research group I was a part of for NSW Transport. Their idea was to replace diesel engine buses with electric ones by 2047. TWENTY FORTY SEVEN. And there was no talk of it being clean electricity either. The coastlines will have well continued to errode by then. This is the kind of change they are exploring, too little. Too late.
the problem is major changes would be to disruptive and big lobbying groups and the media would push whatever government that tried to make meaningful change out in the next election, the labor party has had to water down its policies on environmental action due to a hostile political and social environment, it seems to me that a lot of Australians are more concerned with their current comfort rather then problems they or their offspring my face later on, and the media and lobby groups pray on that to keep labor out of power or force the labor party to take on more centrist and soft policies.
You people are trying to force economically inferior options down peoples throats and claim you have a monopoly on science. Best case scenario is you push this stuff through and create a civil war because we can not live on electric and wind.
@@Archmagos_Faber That's bullshit and you know it. Nobody cares how the bus they are on is powered, unless they care about the environment. And a surprising number of people do.
@@elenazurbo8793 why? they never bring up solutions to the problems discussed in their videos, sure they point out facts and help shine a light on the issues plaguing Australia but they never discuss what should be done or why the government is doing what its doing.
@@Archmagos_Faber pointing out the issues - IS - doing something. Their podcasts with relevant experts - IS - doing something. THIS is their action… what is yours 🤷♀️
@@KK-og2gg talking isn't action, if it were twitter would have changed the world into a utopia by now. educating a small group of people on the bad things governments are doing while not providing the viewer with a better option is also not enough. podcasts with experts is a good idea but it would be better and reach more people if it were in a YT video format or in smaller parts. and i love the childish "well what are you doing?"
@@Archmagos_Faber not childish but the actual point. Research, synthesis and the presentation of the issues in an engaging way is key to inspirational thought, consideration, conceptualisation of solutions - is multi pronged and possible because JM do what they do. So asking you for your solution requires your effort to think about your setting, your understanding and your ability to change. Small changes accumulate and effect greater and sustainable change.
4 Corners just held an inquiry into BS carbon credits too! Nice to know everything is corrupt these days... Good work guys! I think based on the 'Subscribe now' bit at the end, I'm going to have to unsubscribe and wait to be punished LOL
Apart from the investigation itself, I really felt for the PNG communities. These people live a simple life and they just want to improve it, but, once again, were totally sucked in by these cowboys. Some people moan about regulation but it is so needed in certain areas.
@@sheilaboston7051 It is the same old story over and over again, Europeans coming in and ripping off native populations. If they can't kill them or enslave them, they just cheat them... I am so ashamed of what my people have done to the world.
Please do feel free to do one of these on Norway, too. Because there's an awful lot of shitfuckery going on here as well. Exploring and developing new oil fields in vulnerable seas, in order to save the environment? Yeah, according to my government, that's a thing. Sign an international agreement promising to protect vulnerable areas one day, and then the next day decide to unprotect a protected bit of wetland, because someone wants to build a four lane motorway through it, and it's too much of a bother to find a different solution? Yeah, that's also a thing.
I shouldn't ever be made to feel happy that I might not live long enough to find out if you guys are right... but recently, that's exactly how I've been feeling. Humans are going to recognize just how badly they've fucked themselves at exactly the moment it's completely too late to do a damn thing about it, then suffer accordingly, and I kinda don't want to see it.
the tragedy is we know its coming and do fuck all , plenty of spin but fuck all anything else . The double tradgity is that it will be the innocent yet to be born that will have to deal with and struggle to survive with the real brunt of our inaction
I'm kinda glad I'm 61 with no kids so I'll be gone by the time the sh*t hits the fan. I'm doing my bit with recycling and trying to be as green as possible but it depresses me that friends with children and grandchildren don't seem to give a toss.
Sadly, i dont think thatll happen. People with the very rare trait of having some common sence and logic already know that we are shagged, but all those in power are either too greedy, stupid, or old to care and go with the idea of "by the time it becomes an immidiate problem that activly threatens currant lives, ill be long gone"
At the exact moment? That's giving humanity way too much credit... But seriously, I think most of us know, deep down at least, but those that could actually do something about it just don't give a fuck. Which is worse.
Oh Jesus, literally only came across "The Safeguard Mechanisms" in very vague news stories today and was beginning to wonder what it was all about - yikes.
@@markh.6687 I'm sure there's more to it than this, but it's starting to feel like the Carbon Tax 2.0 (or at least it has the potential to be in application). Not a great outlook, simply maintains the status quo for the resources sector in terms of coal and gas, while there has been much advertisement around our 2030 goals and a need to transition to renewables sooner rather than later. Not a great outlook.
@@pageup213 Don't get Gillard's carbon "tax" aka price mixed up with Rudd's deliberately crippled CPRS. The former was doing something before Abbott got to it.
And then Modi bans you from Indianet because, ouch!, it hurts. The safest (?) option is probably to make a clone Indian version with an Indian actress and maybe even a Bollywood touch (because why not?)
I know I should be old enough to know better, but it still puzzles me every time how people just keep loving and supporting politicians would so blatantly could not care less about the rest of the population. Well, anyway... Great job, as always!
damn this channel really needs to scale up to present these infos for alllll of the larger countries atm especially 'murica - every human on the planet deserves to have journalists who hold the powerful accountable as this channel does, looking forward to your continued growth @thejuicemedia team 🙌
There's Julian Assange, who has done a collab with The Juice Media once. He's Australian, but he became famous with his articles about American foreign policy. And there's Edward Snowden, who is not a journalist, but has presented a lot of info about American domestic policy he thought people should know about. But regarding the larger countries - India and China by population, Russia and Canada by area - I'm not optimistic that we will get the same kind of coverage, or that the reporters will be treated with the same respect.
When we live in the world of Madmax, they can build a trone with those credits, which are not entirely like NFTs, Dogecoin or a straight up investment in FTX
You guys are back!! Time to torch the feet of the Not-Quite-As-Shit Party. For a minute I thought they were serious about climate action. Such a gullible “Sweetie” I am. Keep up the great work!👍
I'm not sure they're even trying to be the shit lite party any more. Seems like they wanted to upgrade. Albo and Scomo do love their photo ops, corruption and BS.
Andrews Labor in Victoria was taxing electric cars back in 2021, and taxing them hard enough that you pay less tax if you run a small fuel efficient petrol (sub 5 L per 100) than an EV while removing bans on gas exploration so...
They're not good enough, but I still believe they're more serious about climate action. Previous party had near-0 investment in clean energy. Not-Quite-As-Shit Party at least is putting us down a path that will result in less carbon emissions. Just not quite fast enough, that's all.
@@StratOCE Agree! The problem is that, when it comes to global warning, a miss is as good as a mile. That's due to positive feedbacks and tipping points. For example, the warmer the climate gets the more people will use air conditioners. The more A/C is used the more energy is consumed, the higher the emissions and hence warming. We cannot/must not reward governments for doing a half-assed job. To do so gives them, and those who follow, cover for continuing to do a half-assed job.
@Strat not while they are opening up new coal/gas and pretending that you can offset any amount of emissions via creative accounting. Labor is increasing our global emissions.
The Juice Media: So the cost of buying credits to reduce their actual emissions comes to approximately... Me: Fuck Alll? The Juice Media: Fuck All! Me: Hooray!
If every Aussie bought a few carbon credits, the price would rise sky high, this would make the ‘dirty boys’ fix their dirty ways rather than buy offset credits. “Shit fuckery” is a ‘bumer’ eh?
@@CautiousKieran labor still beats the liberals and nationals by a huge margin, i think the goal of the labor party is to not rock the boat and stay in power long enough to make meaningful change
@@CautiousKieran All the better, reporting by different sides of the political spectrum just makes for more neutral information in total And it's not like I'm ever gonna use this information anyways
The year *2029:* We're going to have to delay the 43% target till 2040, but the good news is it's going to be even more ambitious with a 40% by 2040 target. The year 2039: _Well, we're going to…_
Sounds like my US State of Illinois trying to fund State worker's pensions after years of underfunding. They keep rescheduling the payoff date, because our pols were particularly stupid over how much they didn't pay in to fund, so the total needed went up by $10 billion while they tried violating the State Constitution's pension language 3 times trying to take the right to a pension away. Our courts nixed those attempts.
i like the hot and wet part. :p so what about how they promised to fix cost of living? im almost homeless and everything is too expensive so im screwed
Here in the States, if one thing is true, it's this:"Whether it's reactionary Republicans of the far-Right, or neoliberal Wall St. Democrats of the near-Right, they're both heading to the same destination. All that's being debated are optics & velocity."
Solar energy has come a long way, including the batteries designed to store said energy, I will never understand how the greediness of a couple dozen politicians can completely fk over our country and our future.
I agree , Unfortunately its about the political donations from the fossil fuel companies and the power those companies have . For apolitical party to go fully against them would be like them cutting their own throat . political suicide Ban political donations and we might see a bit more democracy
Mining companies do pay taxes, on their profits not revenue as some seem to think they should, they also pay royalites that alone are about 10% of the governments total income, not to mention GST on everything they buy and income taxes all their workers pay along with payroll taxes. The top 3 mining companies alone probably contribute 15% of the budget, if you cut them out your going to need to take a hard look at the welfare or the medicare system and start making some cuts, thats why Labor isn't going to do anything to make Australia green, and why they do nothing about the gambling companies, they need the money because they know if they say something like "sorry guys, we cant fund cancer treatment anymore" then they are getting voted out next election.
@@davidwuhrer6704 My house is 100% powered by solar and lithium batteries so without those jobs (overseas for the most part, the panels are Chinese as are the battery cells although probably partially made with materials mined here in Australia) I would be dependent on the grid and paying through the nose right now, so no, I dont think that, but for right now those jobs are not paying the bills and for right now most things, such as my ute, do not run on renewables and I cannot see myself being able to afford a battery ute in the next 5 or 10 years that can do the job I need it to.
@@legallyfree2955 These jobs are oversees now, but they don't have to be. It's up to the government to decide where they would rather have them. Likewise with energy production.
And there was me thinking you guys would have nothing to comment on in Australia for a few years. Yes, sarcasm. But still I didn't think they'd be recycling Abbott policy? Really? Are they gonna start chewing raw onions next?
I agree @thejuicemedia make masterpieces indeed. I would love for them to get much more attention actually any attention from the MSMEDIA they deserve it and their own t.v show! 😊
Carbon capture is at least actual science and tech; carbon offsets is a bookkeeper's solution to doing exactly what a company wants, then fobbing off fake 'credit' for supposedly doing something to 'offset' their pollution. It's now as legit as cryptocurrency.
I love these! I've been subscribed for a few years I think and they never get old. The acting never waivers, they're able to stay relevant and they deliver a clear message that's to the point and always agreeable. Keep up the good work, guys! We appreciate you
It would be great to have one here in China. Our government may not be quite as full of sh-- as Australien but a little laughable pressure would be helpful.
The Chinese Communist Party does need a Juice Media Department, but I am sure most subscribers of this channel are supporters of Xin Jinping and Kim Jong Um.
@@hughg.rection.7062 it’s complicated. I live in the Hunter. There’ll be no viable independent, and we invariably vote Labor. Neither Labor or the LNP ever do us any favours. So I guess, yes, I’ll vote for the Greens. Same in the state elections. Even if it’s just a protest vote, then so be it. Kind of need a planet to live on. Political donations and the bent media have done my head in. At least we had the ABC in the old days, but what good is it now? Re non climate action, both majors are in bloody lockstep.
@@nickraschke4737 We have preferential voting, and even if Labor ends up getting your preference, voting Greens first means that the Greens get funding from your first preference. That's far better than paying Labor to keep doing this to us.
Another brilliant video which makes me smile and worry at the same time. Really hope next video is about the impending (or already here) cost of living crisis driven by inflation, stagnant wages and monthly interest raise rises.
I use to care and hope but I've given up. I'm not suggesting other people should give up and I still try to do the right thing. I think it's a f^cked up world we are handing on to the younger generations.
The similarity between carbon credits and the medieval system of papal indulgences is uncanny. The idea wasn't that rich people paid to avoid hell, as some people think. If you were going to hell (for example, if you were Jewish or Muslim that was it -burn for eternity). It was to cut the time you would have to spend in purgatory before you were "pure" enough to enter heaven. How long you had to suffer in purgatory depended on how many good deeds you'd done. The rising merchant class was busy, busy with business, so they didn't have a lot of time for good deeds. Oh dear, a long stretch in purgatory then. But what they did have was plenty of money. The clergy, on the other hand, had a huge surplus of good deeds. Everything they did was, by definition, a good deed because they were priests. (Yes, I know, just bear with me a minute longer.) So the clergy had more than enough good deeds in their ledger to go straight to heaven. No purgatory for them! So why not flog off the clergy's surplus of good deeds to rich people who were a bit short on their good deeds score? Brilliant idea! So the result was carbon credits or "papal indulgences" as they were known in those days. You could get a freebie papal indulgence if you were an aristocrat able to raise and arm soldiers and you went on crusade to kill loads of Jews and Muslims, but everyone else had to pay. The crusaders were rarely coming back, anyway. Cholera, dysentery or the rampant sexual diseases of the crusaders' "sin city" of Acre (prostitutes licensed by the bishop) saw off most of them.
It's like a law of physics: you can always find people who will screw the planet for money. Because when there's a problem they'll be safe in their castle.
Feb 16, 2023 - Just been watching Morning Joe on MSNBC talking about gun violence in America and apparently there has been on average 100 deaths a day through gun violence in 2023 and surely there's a topic for the Juice Media to take up and maybe even do it from a tourism point of view on why you would never dream of a holiday in the US because you like living, but in reality there are many ways you could do am Honest Government Ad about the US and gun violence and I would really like to see what you could come up with...🤔
Welcome to our first Honest Government Ad for 2023. The Shit Party's gone. But they left a nasty skidmark, by setting the bar so low on climate action, that Labor doesn't have to do much at all to appear vastly better. And we *need* it to be better, not just Shit-Lite. So I thought we'd help them out with an honest ad about the bill they're about to introduce to Parliament - the Safeguard Mechanism - which will define Australia's climate policy for the rest of this decade. I think the HGAs are gonna play an important role keeping people informed as we delve deeper into the era of greenfuckery that will define the 2020s. If you want to support us on this mission, please give our Patreon some love: www.patreon.com/TheJuiceMedia
hope you keep up the great vids
When are you going to apologize for supporting "vaccine" coercion?
Thanks for keeping us informed about the s-f-kery.
I'm missing Zoe!
"Fuck all" will never get old
We had far too much fun making this.
Great work! 👏
a bunch of people would have missed what comes at the end of the credits
@@Slickstaff_Stainpants gotta watch until the last second ehh!
Are one of these your voices yours i always get confused since it changes. I also love when you bring out the calculator because we always know the answer 😂
This would have to be your favourite job yeah? You are so damn lucky, but it is an absolute fucking joke that these have to be made. Looking forward to the rest of the shit show unfortunately.
Bloody hell Giordano, when Ellen broke out the whip I nearly fell out of my chair. You've gotta WARN a bloke before something like that!
Sorry!
Well, at least she didn't appear in a dominatrix outfit, haha. That would be an eye-sore.
@@katakis4525 you mean, "a good time"
I fell when she wear glasses and ponytail. She is fucking perfect. The guy who is in her bed is a lucky motherfucker!
@@thejuicemedia Giordano, why is the massive military budget is exempt from climate change conferences? The Pentagon alone is a massive polluter than 140 countries combined!!
It seems like every time the calculator is brought out, it always equals to "fuck all."
I'm glad that the government shows consistency in something.
Hey, this time it was 0.01 instead of 0.00 lmao progress, amirite fellas? 🤣
Naw, sometimes it equals 58008, but you have to keep from giggling.
Indeed. Lol😂
Well it's a cslculator, but bullshit and fuckery combined with politics will always give the same results.
I wish we had the wit in this country to do 'Yes, Minister' but set in contemporary Australia.
Me: Things are so broken here in the US. I sure hope other governments are doing better.
Australien Government: Aww sweetie....
Yeah….. I mean… we still can pretend we have a democracy…. So uh… I think we still beat you?
@@setphaser brexit enters the chat "ello ello, wat ave we here eh?"
People have responsibility. Vote question the government you choose. Not support everything your favourite dictator says.
You are the owner who put politicians to manage your country. If owner is lazy incompetent of course manager will play.
America is much more corrupt and capitalist due to conservatives having so much power. Australia has those issues too but not as much.
I thought the German Government is lame, but you just need the right comparision to look awsome!
"... a flaw not a ceiling."
Genius.
That calculator must have some serious PTSD by now.
I worked briefly for an agency that investigated environmental inquiries. It was heart breaking. It became very clear that our environmental laws were designed to be so convoluted that only experts with time on their hands could understand them.
An example inquiry was 'what were the caps for coal emissions'. I scoured the law. Once I eventually found the starting point, there was a trail through eight (8) different legal acts, rules regulations, websites, guidelines etc - none of which give you the answer outright. The findings: the coal industry decides what they want to declare as emissions AND there were no caps on emissions.
You can see how easy it is to explain the answer and how difficult they made it to find out.
A lot of politics is just saying "We will fuck you over" in a way the voting majority would never comprehend.
Meanwhile, in china; theyd change or modify the law as they see fit....so....corpos just cant hide behind the law.
"because it's a labor policy, except it's not Fuck you" - caught me off guard and soda went flying out of my nose.... Thank you juice media, I needed that
Ooooh! That always stings to do nasal irrigation that way!
Australian Government, always caring for the cleanness of your nose. 😅
@@LuisAldamiz Hahahahahaa!!
They don't call it the juice media for nothing 😂😂😂😂
If the only punishment for breaking a law is a fine, there is no law. We are just gonna keep tail spinning towards greater and greater catastrophes.
Actually, if the amount of the fines can actually be significant enough for them to learn a lesson, lets say 10 billion dollars for overpollutiong and buying 1 carbon credit cost you 100 million dollars, then we're still tail spinning into another catastrope, but this time a much more environmentally friendlier one.
@@ZinbaForLife Correct. If a fine is the only price you must pay for breaking a law, then the price must be so huge that it genuinely punishes their actions.
Yep, humanity will be the cause of its own extinction.
The only way things could get better would be if the vast majority of humans revolted and used violence to change things.
That's why all governments in the world are preparing to fight against their own citizens.
Israel is the one teaching the master class.
If the only punishment for breaking a law is a fine, there is a law. You need to be louder and get all your mates to be just as loud if you want more action.
Money is imaginary. It only exists because we agree. We could agree that the fines need to be paid in blood, as there's no global currency that is agreed on, then see what happens...
But it won't happen, because the ones in charge of fines, are also the ones in charge of money
The S&M part had me letting out a sound that was a mix between a laugh and a scream.
If only you could show these videos on your public TV channels.
The point is, while this channel specifically makes fun of their own australian government most of the time... this BS happens everywhere because those aholes copy each others homework. At this point idk if any egalitarian, liberal and humanist principle will survive 21st century, but it sure as hell isn't looking like that -_-
@@TheArklyte truly vexing! I worry about our future as a species.
Do what you can to keep you and yours safe
Sadly TH-cam is clamping down on swearing and demonetising videos, so it won't be long before they won't be viewed in the same manner on here
Except for finances, is there a reason not to?
I believe they do a clean version of each video specifically targeted for school age kids. Pretty much a total dialog rewrite though!
We're doomed. But as long as thejuicemedia keep rolling out videos like this, we will at least go down laughing our arses off! 😲😅
So true Particia, so sad and so true.
If only politicians and fossil fuel companies loved their chidren as much as they love $$$$'s
Authorised by the department for a repeat of the End Permian Mass Extinction.
Better die laughing 😂
Safeguard Mechanism sounds like a contraceptive that doesn't work very well 😅
When you say 'doesn't work very well' I think that's a massive understatement. Like crossing-your-fingers-behind-your-back doesn't work very well.
Think of it like a condom.
With a massive hole in it that doesn't stop anything.
Made from toxic materials that will eventually kill you.
Brought to you by c*nts who make a living shafting everyone they can.
Yeah, it’s all fucked up😮
I believe the Safeguard Mechanism you refer to is making a cum-back... 🤔
Lol yeah
You guys and gals are an international treasure. Thank you for your efforts.
for sure, can't wait until they can scale up international operations, every developed country would benefit from access to this info for their respective sh!tfackery lol
@@LokiBeckonswow ah yes the undeveloped shitholes are so good. Delusional.
Damn bro the Australian Fossil Fuels industry is abusing the crap out of Earth, I hope Earth gets out of this toxic relationship and wins custody of Humanity
Custody over humanity? The only way to save the planet is to get rid of the problem, and humanity is the problem,
You, are possibly the most retarted person I've ever come across in the comments!
You got no idea do you?🙄
@@Danger_Mouse3619 The Australian fossil fuels industry are downright evil. These are the people who got the Australian Government (under John Howard) to blackmail the world's poorest country into giving up their gas fields to an Australian gas company. Not to mention what they've done to the Hunter Valley, the Great Barrier Reef, and Aboriginal sacred art sites.
The Earth doesn't give a toss about humanity, and it will spit us out if we continue to act like a cancer.
Cheers from NZ. Having a great time here with our second once in a century climate catastrophe already this year.
Top lols.
New normal Jay, learn to love it.
And we'll be loling even harder if the Nats and ACT get in......... :-(
Ugh now I’m just thinking of the floods and yet despite that, bushfires are already causing trouble again.
‘Droughts and flooding rains’ supercharged.
Dont worry carbon credits will wash it away
Love how Murdochs news and the unions are trying to portray this bill as ‘progress’ on climate change and the Greens calls for amendments as ‘bad’
unions? sorry i haven't heard of that, not surprising though if its the mining unions as they want to protect mining jobs but if they are teaming up with Murdoch and his goons then that's a whole new level of fucked
"😃because it's a Labor policy, except it's not fuck you ☺️"
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
First reaction seeing new honest gov ads: yay!
Next reaction: what hell have our gov done now :(
Nothing
@@brucescott8116 Same as before.
The mood swing is real.
More to the point: what haven't they done.
You have another fan in the United States...now if American media could explain things as well as "The Juice Media" Your ads bring forth a universal message and could describe stuff here too.
Yeah, but, the US of Eh have The Yes Men...
although they do seem to have been a bit quiet recently.
Can someone up over that way send them a postcard, or, offer to be a gaffer or boom holder for their next projects, or give them a prod and see whether they're both still functional, or something?
Except it's all lefty BS.
Australia only produces around 1% of the world's total greenhouse gasses.
coal is responsible for 75% of Australia's domestic energy production and coal exports make up almost 4% of the entire GDP. So reducing coal would not only hurt everyday Australians but it would do absolutely nothing to reduce the world's climate.
I think they do, Devon. We’re all ruled by the same corporations, aren’t we?
@@kathyheyne6030 We are. We've got the best politicians corporate cash can buy...
This is in line with a paid research group I was a part of for NSW Transport. Their idea was to replace diesel engine buses with electric ones by 2047. TWENTY FORTY SEVEN. And there was no talk of it being clean electricity either. The coastlines will have well continued to errode by then. This is the kind of change they are exploring, too little. Too late.
the problem is major changes would be to disruptive and big lobbying groups and the media would push whatever government that tried to make meaningful change out in the next election, the labor party has had to water down its policies on environmental action due to a hostile political and social environment, it seems to me that a lot of Australians are more concerned with their current comfort rather then problems they or their offspring my face later on, and the media and lobby groups pray on that to keep labor out of power or force the labor party to take on more centrist and soft policies.
You people are trying to force economically inferior options down peoples throats and claim you have a monopoly on science.
Best case scenario is you push this stuff through and create a civil war because we can not live on electric and wind.
@@Archmagos_Faber That's bullshit and you know it. Nobody cares how the bus they are on is powered, unless they care about the environment. And a surprising number of people do.
2047. Says it all, really!
By then buses will be all but extinct. Autonomous taxis will rule the roads.
I felt a little tingle when she went into S&M mode…. Fricken fantastic presentation about corruption as always!
I don't follow Australian politics at all but you guys always bring me up to speed real quick.
Same here. I rather listen to what Juice Media has to say.
@@elenazurbo8793 why? they never bring up solutions to the problems discussed in their videos, sure they point out facts and help shine a light on the issues plaguing Australia but they never discuss what should be done or why the government is doing what its doing.
@@Archmagos_Faber pointing out the issues - IS - doing something.
Their podcasts with relevant experts - IS - doing something.
THIS is their action… what is yours 🤷♀️
@@KK-og2gg talking isn't action, if it were twitter would have changed the world into a utopia by now. educating a small group of people on the bad things governments are doing while not providing the viewer with a better option is also not enough. podcasts with experts is a good idea but it would be better and reach more people if it were in a YT video format or in smaller parts. and i love the childish "well what are you doing?"
@@Archmagos_Faber not childish but the actual point. Research, synthesis and the presentation of the issues in an engaging way is key to inspirational thought, consideration, conceptualisation of solutions - is multi pronged and possible because JM do what they do.
So asking you for your solution requires your effort to think about your setting, your understanding and your ability to change.
Small changes accumulate and effect greater and sustainable change.
00:56 has awakened things in me
4 Corners just held an inquiry into BS carbon credits too! Nice to know everything is corrupt these days... Good work guys! I think based on the 'Subscribe now' bit at the end, I'm going to have to unsubscribe and wait to be punished LOL
Apart from the investigation itself, I really felt for the PNG communities. These people live a simple life and they just want to improve it, but, once again, were totally sucked in by these cowboys. Some people moan about regulation but it is so needed in certain areas.
@@sheilaboston7051 They moan about regulation because it hurts their bottom line. That is the American way!
@@sheilaboston7051 It is the same old story over and over again, Europeans coming in and ripping off native populations. If they can't kill them or enslave them, they just cheat them... I am so ashamed of what my people have done to the world.
@@JamesDavy2009 Yup, out of control capitalism, we know where that has led us...
Please do feel free to do one of these on Norway, too. Because there's an awful lot of shitfuckery going on here as well. Exploring and developing new oil fields in vulnerable seas, in order to save the environment? Yeah, according to my government, that's a thing. Sign an international agreement promising to protect vulnerable areas one day, and then the next day decide to unprotect a protected bit of wetland, because someone wants to build a four lane motorway through it, and it's too much of a bother to find a different solution? Yeah, that's also a thing.
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I shouldn't ever be made to feel happy that I might not live long enough to find out if you guys are right... but recently, that's exactly how I've been feeling. Humans are going to recognize just how badly they've fucked themselves at exactly the moment it's completely too late to do a damn thing about it, then suffer accordingly, and I kinda don't want to see it.
the tragedy is we know its coming and do fuck all , plenty of spin but fuck all anything else . The double tradgity is that it will be the innocent yet to be born that will have to deal with and struggle to survive with the real brunt of our inaction
I'm kinda glad I'm 61 with no kids so I'll be gone by the time the sh*t hits the fan. I'm doing my bit with recycling and trying to be as green as possible but it depresses me that friends with children and grandchildren don't seem to give a toss.
We all know it. But the elites have more expensive lawyers and bigger armies than us.
Sadly, i dont think thatll happen. People with the very rare trait of having some common sence and logic already know that we are shagged, but all those in power are either too greedy, stupid, or old to care and go with the idea of "by the time it becomes an immidiate problem that activly threatens currant lives, ill be long gone"
At the exact moment? That's giving humanity way too much credit... But seriously, I think most of us know, deep down at least, but those that could actually do something about it just don't give a fuck.
Which is worse.
Oh Jesus, literally only came across "The Safeguard Mechanisms" in very vague news stories today and was beginning to wonder what it was all about - yikes.
Something about deodorant soap, I believe. But I only read the headline then jumped to the comics.
@@markh.6687 I'm sure there's more to it than this, but it's starting to feel like the Carbon Tax 2.0 (or at least it has the potential to be in application). Not a great outlook, simply maintains the status quo for the resources sector in terms of coal and gas, while there has been much advertisement around our 2030 goals and a need to transition to renewables sooner rather than later. Not a great outlook.
@@pageup213 Don't get Gillard's carbon "tax" aka price mixed up with Rudd's deliberately crippled CPRS. The former was doing something before Abbott got to it.
Safeguarding the hydrocarbon fuel industries...
If you make a honest government ad for India you'll get shit ton of views just write India in the title
And then Modi bans you from Indianet because, ouch!, it hurts. The safest (?) option is probably to make a clone Indian version with an Indian actress and maybe even a Bollywood touch (because why not?)
I know I should be old enough to know better, but it still puzzles me every time how people just keep loving and supporting politicians would so blatantly could not care less about the rest of the population.
Well, anyway... Great job, as always!
Babe, wake up
New Honest Government ad just dropped!
Ikr
damn this channel really needs to scale up to present these infos for alllll of the larger countries atm especially 'murica - every human on the planet deserves to have journalists who hold the powerful accountable as this channel does, looking forward to your continued growth @thejuicemedia team 🙌
There's Julian Assange, who has done a collab with The Juice Media once. He's Australian, but he became famous with his articles about American foreign policy.
And there's Edward Snowden, who is not a journalist, but has presented a lot of info about American domestic policy he thought people should know about.
But regarding the larger countries - India and China by population, Russia and Canada by area - I'm not optimistic that we will get the same kind of coverage, or that the reporters will be treated with the same respect.
They've done some on the "state of play" in the 'States!
You need to get a custom calculator that can say "Fuck all" on the display.
A day with an honest government ad is a good day. Cheers from Brazil! Keep up the good work, love you guys
When we live in the world of Madmax, they can build a trone with those credits, which are not entirely like NFTs, Dogecoin or a straight up investment in FTX
You guys are back!! Time to torch the feet of the Not-Quite-As-Shit Party. For a minute I thought they were serious about climate action. Such a gullible “Sweetie” I am.
Keep up the great work!👍
I'm not sure they're even trying to be the shit lite party any more. Seems like they wanted to upgrade. Albo and Scomo do love their photo ops, corruption and BS.
Andrews Labor in Victoria was taxing electric cars back in 2021, and taxing them hard enough that you pay less tax if you run a small fuel efficient petrol (sub 5 L per 100) than an EV while removing bans on gas exploration so...
They're not good enough, but I still believe they're more serious about climate action. Previous party had near-0 investment in clean energy. Not-Quite-As-Shit Party at least is putting us down a path that will result in less carbon emissions. Just not quite fast enough, that's all.
@@StratOCE Agree! The problem is that, when it comes to global warning, a miss is as good as a mile. That's due to positive feedbacks and tipping points. For example, the warmer the climate gets the more people will use air conditioners. The more A/C is used the more energy is consumed, the higher the emissions and hence warming. We cannot/must not reward governments for doing a half-assed job. To do so gives them, and those who follow, cover for continuing to do a half-assed job.
@Strat not while they are opening up new coal/gas and pretending that you can offset any amount of emissions via creative accounting. Labor is increasing our global emissions.
Quite depressing. Well reported and presented as usual.
Australia is so lucky to have thejuicemedia, I wish America had a channel this good at calling out the shitfuckery.
There’s always John Oliver. Though he is technically British.
The Juice Media: So the cost of buying credits to reduce their actual emissions comes to approximately...
Me: Fuck Alll?
The Juice Media: Fuck All!
Me: Hooray!
SAME!! 😂
If every Aussie bought a few carbon credits, the price would rise sky high, this would make the ‘dirty boys’ fix their dirty ways rather than buy offset credits. “Shit fuckery” is a ‘bumer’ eh?
between you and friendlyjordies I'm way too knowledgeable about aussie politics for a German
This is the political party Jordies actively supports...
@@CautiousKieran labor still beats the liberals and nationals by a huge margin, i think the goal of the labor party is to not rock the boat and stay in power long enough to make meaningful change
@@CautiousKieran All the better, reporting by different sides of the political spectrum just makes for more neutral information in total
And it's not like I'm ever gonna use this information anyways
Ich liebe dich Mann!
Yeah if you're getting your information from friendlyjordies you're not informed about Australian politics.
The year *2029:* We're going to have to delay the 43% target till 2040, but the good news is it's going to be even more ambitious with a 40% by 2040 target.
The year 2039: _Well, we're going to…_
2049: Well ... its to late to do anything... enjoy being dead for the rest of the century... not us though... we have our escape pods.
Sounds like my US State of Illinois trying to fund State worker's pensions after years of underfunding. They keep rescheduling the payoff date, because our pols were particularly stupid over how much they didn't pay in to fund, so the total needed went up by $10 billion while they tried violating the State Constitution's pension language 3 times trying to take the right to a pension away. Our courts nixed those attempts.
@@mityaboy4639 There are no escape pods.
I actually cried from laughing at the S&M part.
i like the hot and wet part. :p
so what about how they promised to fix cost of living?
im almost homeless and everything is too expensive so im screwed
God that’s depressing… thanks for creating the awareness
Here in the States, if one thing is true, it's this:"Whether it's reactionary Republicans of the far-Right, or neoliberal Wall St. Democrats of the near-Right, they're both heading to the same destination. All that's being debated are optics & velocity."
that labor party is nothing like the democrats i believe but i see your point
"a Flaw not a Ceiling" ... best line !
You're hilariously genius. Keep going. Love from India, that is Bharat🚩🇮🇳
0:57 lol this is even better than the ASPIRATION part in the rental crisis video
Solar energy has come a long way, including the batteries designed to store said energy, I will never understand how the greediness of a couple dozen politicians can completely fk over our country and our future.
I agree , Unfortunately its about the political donations from the fossil fuel companies and the power those companies have . For apolitical party to go fully against them would be like them cutting their own throat . political suicide Ban political donations and we might see a bit more democracy
I miss “brought to you by the dept of genuine satire”. Otherwise perfect video!
Not gonna lie. Ellen with that whip... 😍
I suppose I would be less disturbed by the 140 billion dollar profit if the mining companies actually paid taxes.
Mining companies do pay taxes, on their profits not revenue as some seem to think they should, they also pay royalites that alone are about 10% of the governments total income, not to mention GST on everything they buy and income taxes all their workers pay along with payroll taxes. The top 3 mining companies alone probably contribute 15% of the budget, if you cut them out your going to need to take a hard look at the welfare or the medicare system and start making some cuts, thats why Labor isn't going to do anything to make Australia green, and why they do nothing about the gambling companies, they need the money because they know if they say something like "sorry guys, we cant fund cancer treatment anymore" then they are getting voted out next election.
@@legallyfree2955 You say that as if creating jobs in the renewables industry and better health from less coal dust and soot were bad things.
@@davidwuhrer6704 My house is 100% powered by solar and lithium batteries so without those jobs (overseas for the most part, the panels are Chinese as are the battery cells although probably partially made with materials mined here in Australia) I would be dependent on the grid and paying through the nose right now, so no, I dont think that, but for right now those jobs are not paying the bills and for right now most things, such as my ute, do not run on renewables and I cannot see myself being able to afford a battery ute in the next 5 or 10 years that can do the job I need it to.
@@legallyfree2955 These jobs are oversees now, but they don't have to be. It's up to the government to decide where they would rather have them. Likewise with energy production.
That would be nice!
it's scotty! from coal fondling 🤣🤣
And there was me thinking you guys would have nothing to comment on in Australia for a few years. Yes, sarcasm. But still I didn't think they'd be recycling Abbott policy? Really? Are they gonna start chewing raw onions next?
Love you, Juice Media, from 🇺🇸 .
I’ve said this more than once, but this channel is a masterpiece!
I agree @thejuicemedia make masterpieces indeed.
I would love for them to get much more attention actually any attention from the MSMEDIA they deserve it and their own t.v show! 😊
It sure-as-shitfuckery is!
Hey can u do one on India too
They said that was in the works. I just hope it's not based the western lens that lacks a proper nuanced, understanding of the events, e.g BBC.
@@lbell9695 oh ya 100%...
Report of BBC is bs...i expect better from Juice media and i know they will deliver. Finger crossed atleast
Love how one of your patreon subscribers is Peter Dutton.
Prolly not the 'real' one...
Love love love your ads. I'm in the US but they apply here perfectly. Keep 'em coming!
Carbon offsets are the biggest scam since "Carbon capture".
Carbon capture is at least actual science and tech; carbon offsets is a bookkeeper's solution to doing exactly what a company wants, then fobbing off fake 'credit' for supposedly doing something to 'offset' their pollution. It's now as legit as cryptocurrency.
'Yeah nah' will always be iconic
I love these! I've been subscribed for a few years I think and they never get old. The acting never waivers, they're able to stay relevant and they deliver a clear message that's to the point and always agreeable. Keep up the good work, guys! We appreciate you
Thanks Scottie!
Just under 1k views in 6 minutes. you champs diserve 1m+views
never stop making these. love you .
This shit is so funny. I mean what she is telling us is absolutely horrible and sucks, but they way it’s delivered is so good!
Thank you for calling out Labor's rubbish as well. There's still a long way to go
Thank you Juice Media. Not only do you do important work, but now you also give us S&M Ellen ......
Amazing
We all know the seriousness of the situation and how fucked we are but....Ellen made a snort cute.
Makes me laugh & cry - every country in the world needs a Juice media Add department
It would be great to have one here in China. Our government may not be quite as full of sh-- as Australien but a little laughable pressure would be helpful.
The Chinese Communist Party does need a Juice Media Department, but I am sure most subscribers of this channel are supporters of Xin Jinping and Kim Jong Um.
Awesome. Ex lifetime Labor voter here. Keep up the great work.
@@hughg.rection.7062 it’s complicated. I live in the Hunter. There’ll be no viable independent, and we invariably vote Labor.
Neither Labor or the LNP ever do us any favours. So I guess, yes, I’ll vote for the Greens. Same in the state elections. Even if it’s just a protest vote, then so be it. Kind of need a planet to live on.
Political donations and the bent media have done my head in. At least we had the ABC in the old days, but what good is it now?
Re non climate action, both majors are in bloody lockstep.
@@nickraschke4737 We have preferential voting, and even if Labor ends up getting your preference, voting Greens first means that the Greens get funding from your first preference. That's far better than paying Labor to keep doing this to us.
@@Dreamchain17 you bet. That’s my plan from here on in.
Another brilliant video which makes me smile and worry at the same time. Really hope next video is about the impending (or already here) cost of living crisis driven by inflation, stagnant wages and monthly interest raise rises.
I use to care and hope but I've given up. I'm not suggesting other people should give up and I still try to do the right thing. I think it's a f^cked up world we are handing on to the younger generations.
We can still flatten the curve.
We're letting it happen, every adult is responsible
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The ending "This video was not written..." got a hell of a laugh out of me. Thanks for that and all the rest.
We are schoonered, hic! 🇦🇺
_"...except it's not. Fuck you."_
LOL, this was hilariously disturbing.
It's really great that these videos are keeping governments honest and making a difference. Keep it up. Things just keep getting better!
I don't think it's keeping them.honest, but it does clue the public in more on the shitfuckery
When will they understand that they HAVE to hurt their donors to meet their target.
"It's a Flaw, Not a Ceiling" had me rolling.
It's time Juice media start creating International content.
I love that lil' calculator
I don't know about you folks, but I've got a Fk all ready to go when they whip that calc out.. :D
And now from Little Golden Books, "The Lil' Calculator That Said Fuck All!"
Every country need a team like this.
Truth said in a comic way, will stick to the audience.
This is probably the most honest government ad ever... Oh wait that's not hard to do xD
"Authorized by the Bureau of Setting The Bar Low Enough To Make Us Look Good, Sydney."
Please enable 'Thanks' button. I want to actually support honest government with my money!
Brazil numer ONE
Good video, but once again, a biased view of BDSM is portrayed here...
BDSM = 100% consent
Absolutely brilliant as always and sounds like most government policies in most countries. Politrickians really do think we are just dumb phuqs😮
I feel like it’s intentional that “coal ‘n’ gas” sounds like “colon gas”
had me fucking diying inside lol
The similarity between carbon credits and the medieval system of papal indulgences is uncanny. The idea wasn't that rich people paid to avoid hell, as some people think. If you were going to hell (for example, if you were Jewish or Muslim that was it -burn for eternity). It was to cut the time you would have to spend in purgatory before you were "pure" enough to enter heaven.
How long you had to suffer in purgatory depended on how many good deeds you'd done. The rising merchant class was busy, busy with business, so they didn't have a lot of time for good deeds. Oh dear, a long stretch in purgatory then. But what they did have was plenty of money. The clergy, on the other hand, had a huge surplus of good deeds. Everything they did was, by definition, a good deed because they were priests. (Yes, I know, just bear with me a minute longer.) So the clergy had more than enough good deeds in their ledger to go straight to heaven. No purgatory for them! So why not flog off the clergy's surplus of good deeds to rich people who were a bit short on their good deeds score? Brilliant idea!
So the result was carbon credits or "papal indulgences" as they were known in those days.
You could get a freebie papal indulgence if you were an aristocrat able to raise and arm soldiers and you went on crusade to kill loads of Jews and Muslims, but everyone else had to pay. The crusaders were rarely coming back, anyway. Cholera, dysentery or the rampant sexual diseases of the crusaders' "sin city" of Acre (prostitutes licensed by the bishop) saw off most of them.
LMAO YES
THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
Flaw not a ceiling. * chefs kiss *
I Love her 💎♥️
It's like a law of physics: you can always find people who will screw the planet for money. Because when there's a problem they'll be safe in their castle.
Hey, can you make Honest government add for Turkey, pls.
I’ve never felt more hyped to say, “Hello, I’m from the Australien Government!”
"Authorized by the Department for Lying and Cheating, Melbourne."
How about covering the bastadry of the Victorian government...
Talk about starting off with a bang!😆 The S&M bit was gold🤭🤣
Feb 16, 2023 - Just been watching Morning Joe on MSNBC talking about gun violence in America and apparently there has been on average 100 deaths a day through gun violence in 2023 and surely there's a topic for the Juice Media to take up and maybe even do it from a tourism point of view on why you would never dream of a holiday in the US because you like living, but in reality there are many ways you could do am Honest Government Ad about the US and gun violence and I would really like to see what you could come up with...🤔
This is why we can’t have nice things, nice power things.