Our WORST Dating Experiences
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ส.ค. 2024
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Louise and I have a large bant about me trying to do straight dating, giving birth and the concept of alien airports, with some great audio submissions from you guys so thanks for contributing!
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Phil: “ I mean ur looking glowing right now today louise”
Louise: “thats the botox, phil”
I DIED LMAO
I don't know if she's joking because I'm not good at telling when people are joking unless they explicitly say so.
“I am a gay”
OOOO ME TOO ISNT THIS FUN!
LMFAO right
I thought I was the only one who referred to myself as A GAY
@@lincolnjohn8227 oh no 😂 I do it all the time! It just seems more humorous!
I too am a gay
@@alex-fs9yt good for you!
Phil: "Do you know what a Squirtle is?"
Louise: *horrified confusion*
“Is this eevee?”
I mean she asked Dan if every Pokémon was mew
Lmao
Strong flashbacks to waxing Dan's legs
I asked what a squirtle was in eighth grade and my teacher said “that’s a conversation to have with your parents”
I am DECEASED at louise’s tampon drawer story like I swear to god what was that man doing I am SO CONFUSED
I'm imagining he gives tampons as a gift to all the women in his life
I wonder if it was all the same brand or if he was using it as look in a ladies man asif it was a hotel with chocolates on the pillow
Probably some kind of fetish
My goodness it’s even more spooky when you read her book 😫
as a trans guy it made me uncomfortable for an entirely different reason than the reason she wanted me to be uncomfortable.
phil's emoji looks like what he would look like if he were straight and american lmao
Well done 100 likes!
💀💀💀💀
Bruh gay stereotypes
Lol
@@pepega3344 *straight stereotypes
“im not a very crafty person”
has flashbacks to danandphilcrafts
same 😂🙈
sOfT aNd NeAt
AAAAHHHH
prOtIp
I'm always confused when he says he's not crafty because I associate aquarians with being artistic 🤣
“Remember when NASA sent a woman to space for only 6 days and they gave her 100 tampons”- Louise, that’s all I could think about hearing your story 😂💀
this is so weird because "getting off", "kissing", and "making out" are three very different things where i'm from like they are 100% NOT interchangeable lmaoo
I’m curious, what’s the difference between kissing and naking out? Because for me they have different connotations but still refer to pretty much the same action. I agree getting off is a completely different thing though lol
@@Crimson_Cheetah honestly i’m not sure specifically how to define the difference but making out implies a more i guess intense vibe? like in my experience making out includes like feeling eachother up etc oh my god i’m making this sound so awkward i’m so sorry
@@heraholden Don’t worry I get what you mean. Okay that’s basically what the difference is for me too lol
(this is random but I had to share, i'm sorry) I died during this story for many reasons but one of them is that I've heard it again today and now I understood it right (i'm a non native english speaker btw) instead of "dairy issues" I've heard "i have some daddy issues" and i had forgotten "time outs" were the name of the chocolate so I thought they were having some weird extra fun with the punishment or whatever, jfc 💀
Same
it’s scary how quickly you started talking about placentas
Scary, but somehow expected
wonder where dan was at this time
2007 Dan would be proud.
.. They're both too close to dan
666 likes
i love phil and louise’s friendship, they’re so cute and awkward together
YES YES YES THEY BOTH FRİCKİNG CUTE İ- AOSNDKDUSMWİXJQLZUSNSİDN
They're also just both plain cute, period...
YESSSS
@@emmisunsxine9539 hiya em
Beth hiya Beth :3
honestly though i love seeing phil talk so openly about being gay, he seems so much happier and more himself now and it just makes me so happy that he's able to do that ❤️🏳️🌈
phils lamp is giving me STRONG sims vibes
WAIT SAME!
DnP playing sims so badly was what got me into playing sims. They had so much fun!
life imitates art
His inspiration
I like your pfp
"you're looking glowing right now today louise
"that's the botox phil"
BYE I LOVE LOUISE
SHE'S LITERALLY THE BEST
I LOST IT AT THIS
SCREAMS PHIL LESTER DHWJDJWJKWKDIWICIWIDIWN
She is so helerius! @louisepentland
PLEASE- SHES SO FUNNY AKAHDND
i couldn’t believe that placentas was the first thing you spoke about, especially it being the first livestream in a while
* 2012 war flashbacks *
(Lisa Hogholt) STOPP
when in doubt, just go with what you know
And then she never even told Phil what a "surge" was during that 🤣
And it ended with things down your pants, lol.
“Do you know what a squirtle is”
Louise: 👁👄👁
phil talking about having complex feelings for girls even tho he’s gay is the most validating thing i’ve ever heard
For real
Holy shit ive missed collab Louise. Her solo persona is great but when she's collabing she bounces of other people so well
same with Phil! You just don't get the full picture of how sweet and funny he is when he's just solo. MOAR COLLABS
ta vh he’s so charming and dynamic! i love it
right?? Louise is great in collabs cause I feel like she always balances the time to speak and to listen perfectly, she & Phil make a great pair!! (I also love Phil's collabs with Hazel) (of course I also love his collabs with Dan but let's be honest Dan's not that great at sharing speaking time 😅)
literally what I thought as soon as I saw she was in this- her collars w d and p were the absolute best!
“i’m not a very crafty person”
yeah phil, we know
i like your profile photo 😂
“You’re looking glowing right now”
“I like having lots of you”
“How could you be the second option Louise”
Louise and Phil’s friendship is so pure, I love them
i feel like louise and phil are those friends that only see each other ever once in a while, but when they see each other, it feels like no time has passed. they just click on a different level
whenever phil talks openly about being gay it makes me feel so much more comfortable with myself❤️
edit: thank you for all the likes!!! what the heck omg i feel famous. anyway now 1.6k people know i'm gay so that's interesting. have a good day if you are reading this & you are loved
same
But lesbians were always accepted
@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper Were they? It's not supposed to sound mean, I'm just genuinely confused because I, a lesbian, wasn't and I'm still kinda not accepted 😳
Yeah lesbians were def not always accepted
@@Chloe-bf3uj compared to gay males
louise's christmas decorations in her background versus your sad christmas light plant is really sending me into oblivion
“Never yuck someone’s yum” will be a quote I use constantly now
"I'm a gay"
me: Nice, I'm also from that species.
I'm dieing
SAME
when louise said she told the guy "bless you" i Died ajskdl
“not a very crafty person”
does DanandPhilCRAFTS mean nothing to you?
I don't know why, but my brain auto-formatted "nothing" to "*NOTHING*", and I like to think that's the tone this comment was intended to be read in
@@chickadee4316 I read it the same way lol
Timestamp?
@@sophiafoster8531 2:30
@@chickadee4316 Thanks!
Louise: Phil stop recording so I can say something scandalous
Me: YOU CANT JUST DO THAT- 👁👄👁
"There's a time and a place for the foot fetish..."
- Phil, 2020
"complete wasted day" at least dan's quest for medicine was successful
Omg I love your profile picture
@@avocadoesarenice4206 ahh it's such a soft picture of them, one of my faves ^-^
YESSS COLLAB TIMEEEE LOUISE IS HEREEEE
AND THE LIGHTS ON THE TREEEE PHIL-
"Do you remember that app where you could go around and collect pokemon?"
Me: **still playing it after 4 years** errr
😂 also remember when Louise waxed Dan's leg and he put a Pokemon towel down and she pointed at every one and went "is this Mew?" 😂😂😂 still makes me laugh
Literally me I still play it every day 😂
@@lucygee7197 same! Gotta catch em all 😂
In that video Dan says he hopes its not the first video someone see of his. Naturally thats the first video i had ever seen of Dans 🤣 because i was followimg louise!
"I'm not a very crafty person"
*has flashbacks of DanandPhilcrafts*
"Dont cry CRAFT"
soft and NeAt
"i'm not a very crafty person" **flashbacks to danandphilcrafts**
No one:
No one ever:
Not even this overused comment format:
Phil: do you wanna see my blastoise?
It's not even a Yu-Gi-Oh monster
Okay, okay. But the closed caption corrected it to "blast toy".
Well do you wanna see my kuriboh doesn’t sound as good
@@gleefulpebble my blue eyes white dragon
@@daisyjefferson184 do you want to see my EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
"Bless you, tampon man."
Phill Lester, 2020.
Tampon man, tampon man, doing whatever a tampon man can
Tampon guy, tampon guy. Nobody here can really know why.
Tambon boy, Tambon boy. I hope his collection is giving him joy.
phil thinking you could 1. unlock romance with a girl by enticing her with chocolate like a wild animal and then 2. saying “maybe later :)” to the offer of making out and then 3. locking himself in the bathroom for the next thirty minutes is peak gay representation ✊
phil is ready for being an uncle after louise has educated him !!!!!
YESSS IM SO EXCITED FOR BABY LESTER !!!
I missed Phil and Louise so badly 😭
louis
I love their conversations so much!
Can someone please tell me *h o w* does Phil gets cuter with age?? He looks sooo cute heree! Like what his skin is so good and his hair and smile and such sweet eyes????? Soo cute ffs stop
i think it’s because he’s happier 🥺
He is glowing though; also hi fellow beatlemaniac.
People become more attractive when they're happier, more at peace, aligned etc
@@CaptainAMAZINGGG well that explains a lot of things and people in my life.
phil: do u know what a squirtle is??
louise: ...ummm what?
phil: a pokémon!!
louise: oh yes mhm yeah right a pokémon
my only talent is clicking phil’s notifications faster than the speed of light
You're profile pic is my favourite image on earth-
@@olivia8525 michael clifford has my heart
@@s1nnersneversleep He deserves so much more :(((
love your pfp👀👀
@@rockyinutero_ i love yours too 👀
10 seconds in and the first thing i hear is Phil say "i've just had a sniff of ya hair"
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO A PODCAST id totally listen to it and i have a feeling a lot of your older followers especially would enjoy it !
Yaaaa I'd love that omg
Yesss
Yes! I was just thinking about how great that would be a few minutes ago ^^
from now on i'll end awkward interactions with guys with "bless you"
10/10 make them extra awkward xD
hi im the girl who had her older brother tag along with her on a date 😬 am forever cringing
At least the chance of being stabbed were severely lowered
No that was quite smart of you, I'm dumb enough to just get kidnapped or something. And you have a great older brother, how did he even agree to that?
I think that's really clever. Of course it's awkward, but it's safer for sure when you're meeting somebody you've never seen!
@@yarahowell5646 hahah it was honestly my parent's decision and well he couldn't say no to them you know
the idea of going on a date without knowing what each other look like stresses me out so much
I love the fact that Phil seems way happier since he’s been out on TH-cam and Louise and Phil are always a great combination
im american and to me “getting off” means ALOT more then kissing if you know what i mean. i never realized english people just meant “making out” before
ummm... i’m english and getting off means a lot more than kissing where i’m from lmao
I think it's more like you'd use that for kissing when you're like a younger teen
@@moonlightmemories959 same
I think most young British people have adopted the American meaning now
@@una_10bananas that could make sense. It's like how when I was a tween/teen they referred to 'hooking up' as kissing/making out. And my parents used to use it to mean "hang out"
I know I’m all over these comments but Phil needs a talk show
"this hits different" now applies to pregnancy talk
why? i feel like I've missed something
you nearly gave me a heart attack with that “our” in the title phil
Sameeee lmao it's ok tho I love louise
glad i’m clearly not the only one omg i screamed
I thought it was Dan
@@jtag7069 yeahhh
@@jessedwards8840 yeah that’s what i thought lol
Danandphilcrafts: *exists*
Also Phil: I’m not a very crafty person
Well He did die at the end so you can't blame him
Well that's just because he's never s o f t a n d n e a t
well well well, if it is not two of my favourite people on earth
phil and louise collaborating is always a good video
@Autumn W I know PJ & Sophie liked the announcement tweet (so at the least, yay supportive friends!)
"you're looking glowing right now louise"
"thats the botox phil"
😂🤣
i love ur guy's dynamic so much :< cant wait for next week
Yeah i feel like i wouldnt really watch louise but when shes with dan and phil im alays excited for the video
"I'd be flattered. only because I'm sad and desperate" lmaooo louise is so relatable
seeing phil and louise together gives me nostalgia 🥺 i love them both so much
the last time i was this early, i was still convinced that i was straight
I DIED reading this omg. Same though honestly
Phil: *starts talking about pokemon*
Louise: *very concerned and confused*
Big mood Louise, big mood
So much use of the word “placenta” did I click on a danisnotonfire video by mistake?
PHIL AND PHRIENDS IM CRYING
2020 is officially saved
"I didn't have my first date until I was 17"
*Me, almost 18 in a pandemic and still waiting* ...
Me, 24...
@@dellarosa1716 Aren't pandemics FUN?
Wait in the UK they say "getting off" to mean kissing?? That has such a huge capacity for misunderstanding oh my god (in America it directly refers to Stimulating Activities Tm)
i think it’s just a northern thing bc i’m in the south and i’ve never heard of someone referring to “making out” as that before 😭
@@ellsbellsbabyy im from scotland and it's something we said when i was a teenager (im 25 now), not sure if it's commonly used now though!
i definitely think its a northern england thing, i'm from the north and I've never really heard someone call kissing "making out" but getting off is what i hear often lmao + getting off still has the meaning of sex but its not used as often
yessss I've missed louise and phil's friendship
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED
“There were tampons”
Me: oh so he’s a trans guy
“Hundreds”
Me: o h
Dude SAME
Could still be trans
@@peggedyourdad9560 your username has me dead
My exact reaction
Exactly my thought process. But it could be that he doesn’t want to have to go out and buy/order new ones too often cause it feels uncomfortable? That doesn’t really explain why he showed her though. As an awkward person, it could’ve been a spur of the moment lapse in judgement, but I’m guessing Louises book has details that contradict this anyway.
Louise: Terrified and wheezing
Phil: Having the time of his life on the ride again
*Screezing**
watching dan and phil is so nostalgic, i miss being obsessed with them so much :’)
IVE MISSED LOUISE SO MUCH 😭😭 THIS HAS FIXED MY DAY
"LOTS to say about aliens, I'm glad this has come up" she was so ready to go off I love that me too
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this virtual collab? I appreciate them taking this pandemic seriously so much cause lord knows some other TH-camrs aren't
They are such good examples and obviously care about each other’s health. Gotta love em lol
Phil be looking majestic tho, so stunning in black
there's literally not a dull moment w Phil and Louise I love this sm
She said she hadn’t had one til she was 17 & I’m just sitting here, 18, single AF as always💔
Almost 20 and still single lol
21 and never had a date...don't worry about stupid expectations from society!!!
yeah, same here. She said it in such a negative way too... There is nothing bad about not having found anyone yet... it's not a competition
@@hihello-7396 21 years single gang 🙌🏻
@@ForestSpirit8 she’s still allowed to say it with negative emotion if she feels negative emotions about it. it’s her life experience. everyone’s values, desires, and priorities are different and that’s fine
The airport she was talking about is DIA (Denver International) Theres so many theories about it, and they buy into the theories when they do refurbishing. 10/10 best airport
I've missed Louise being in videos I started following her forever ago to get the feeling back but she has such good chemistry with Phil and Dan that I've missed!
i’m glad i can finally watch this and see all the facial expressions instead of just voices lol
I want Phil saying ' cAuSe I aM a gAy' for my ringtone
I read the ‘His Bedroom Was Full Of...’ expecting it to be click bait-y and not actually that weird but, no...it really WAS that weird.
I saw Louise and immediately clicked. This collab has cleared my skin.
LOUISE OH MY GOD
Phil saying to Louise “how could YOU be second choice” made my heart melt. I genuinely paused the video and just said “aaawwwww” I love him ❤️
People who are freaking out over the title clearly don’t follow Phil’s Instagram ☕️☕️
I don’t have Instagram so I never know wtf is happening
phil and louise are so funny together 11/10 duo
Not me literally dropping everything just to hear our boy philly's voice cuz it's the only thing that brings me serotonin anymore 🤣😭❤
"only because I'm sad and desperate" SAME LOUISE, SAME
Nobody:
Phil: *"if you were an Oreo, what flavour would you be?"*
phil: you look glowing today
louise: that's the botox
hello fellow louis stan
@@bethgravelingxo we need to be friends
When you two are together we know for a fact it's going to be about embarrassing but iconic experiences and we love that
"The time I tried to date girls." Sounds familliar, maybe I should tell about the time I tried to date boys, epic fail... 😂
girl: hey ph-
phil: so, i'm a gay™
It’s been a minute since I’ve watched anything related to my middle school experience, but I’m glad I got the notification for this video. Gave a nice sense of nostalgia.
now we know why he was asking about the pregnancy terminology :)
????
@@mMeFlora his brother and sister in law are expecting a baby
@@pilarhunter3154 sweet! Uncle Phil 😎
I love a casual phil soooo much
this was like a mini podcast i LOVED it
After he had has an ENTIRE baby
“Our” made me think Dan was back 😔
Oof same
same.
same😭 even tho i already watched this on stereo so knew what was coming
samw
sameeee
"stop recording for a second so i can say something scandalous" 🤭 thats how u know ur good friends
PHIL AND LOUISE SHOULD HAVE A PODCAST THO they’re so cute and I love them so much