The further I get into this video the more I started to realize this guy LIVES IN MY BUILDING. Like I've seen him and his gf taking pictures and just thought they were just another instagram couple but NO. It's Paul Zimmer and he is my neighbor.
Update: Paul Zimmer literally got married, deleted all his social media, changed his name, and is now living an entirely different life as an actor under a whole fake name. That sounds made up,,,and it’s not. What a strange dude.
hes so fucking uncomfortable? undead almost. the most terrifying blank stare and drawn on eyebrows. he used to make music with his friend danny a few years ago and has changed completely since then
christyvl what do you mean “why do?” You will never understand if you actually used to be a fan of him with his best friend Danny but now everyone hates him includin me
wow the fact that your eye twitched at 4:56 really illustrates your passionate distaste for his instagram comedy videos and I honestly couldn’t agree more
He's like a failed attempt at the perfect boy robot who escaped from a lab. All the 12 year old girls want him so bad and he's programmed to get attention from them. But he also didn't finish his training before he escaped the lab so the world is still so new and exciting to him.
He does have the redeeming quality of not being a super rich douche. Everyone else has to buy 3 Ferraris a day but he’s satisfied with tabletop bowling.
I know that's what I was thinking, everyone else after Christmas flexes the apple watches and brand name clothes they got but he just showed his toys lol
May I just say, I find a lot of comedians and you tubers don’t bring up sexism and I think it’s really great that you brought it up but still kept up the hilarious and lightly toned.
My dad walked in on me watching this and goes,"WhO aRe YoU fAcEtImInG!?" And obviously I just said I was watching a video, but then he says (trying to make a joke because I don't have a boyfriend),"Are you facetiming your boyfriend Craig?" *he could not be more wrong. craig is the epitome of evil.*
Paul Zimmer looks like a Knock Off of a Ken Doll or something....like the ones you would buy from like Dollar Tree or something.....He looks perfect until you get a closer look on it.....
OOOOh that's it. I was actually wondering why his face looked really weird and creeped me out a lot and that's it. I have a phobia of dolls. That's what this guy look like. That's why he scares me.
It feels like Paul Zimmer was just born as an adult so he’s just absolutely fascinated by mundane things like dancing stuffed animals and jumping off ledges.
*Kit* .....That is literally the perfect description of this guy. I was trying to describe him in my head and couldn't quite find the words. Thank you.
It's like he's an alien from a different planet and all of a sudden he was put on Earth and Jamie, his human girlfriend, is slowly teaching him human behaviors.
Just looking at him makes me really uncomfortable ??? (also his hair looks as if it would just fall right off ? i’m real confused) EDIT: There’s a possibility that Paul saw this after he said he watched this video and read the comments. And I don’t know what to do with that information
another weird thing about him that makes his appearance strange is that he has really nice skin. like weirdly nice skin. it’s too nice? it’s really weird.
So true 💀 He reminds me of a guy that made fun of me in highschool... And also flirted with me but also tried to gaslight me. So weird, lmao. ✨ Abusive ✨
Maybe a stereotype that society has on how gay looks ( basically having perfectly shaped high eyebrows makes everyone think you are kinda gay) Not saying this as a bad or good thing, but just a typical stereotype
Paul and his gf were in front of me and my sister in line in universal. We are from Norway so he didn’t understand what we were saying, but then I said your name and he gave me the dirtiest look omg
I think musically gives every guy who makes an account a tube of special hair gel with instructions on how to look like the most basic whiteboy. It didn't come with the instructions on how to not make your eyebrows look like obese caterpillars tho
I remember this being one of the first videos I'd ever watched of yours and it makes me soo happy to see how much you've grown now. I love this video so much, it's like a cultural reset for me.
I will name my car Jimin, so I can Park Jimin armyy yahhh 💘
6 ปีที่แล้ว +1293
I hope you know I sat through *_three_* music.ly ads for you on this video. Also, this guy has the mentality of a child. It's weird that he's older than me.
Paul is such a parkour king wow my life has changed...will most definitely proceed to purchase table sports & begin to jump of ledges in a very smooth manner.
he looks like the part in a makeup tutorial where the beauty guru has all of their base makeup on and nothing on their eyes
Elcie Blackman I was waiting for someone to say this. Wtf is with his face.
Sunshinii his skin to perfect he gotta drop a skin care routine 😌😌😌👅👅👅🔥🔥🔥🐝🐝❤❤❤
This One Cat I Found i want an eyebrow routine too
Hahahaha yes
Elcie Blackman im going to scream
I feel so uncomfortable when he's staring into the camera, I literally wanna like lean back or hide somewhere so he won't get me
Is that mcr I see?
sup killjoy
I've heard a rumor it’s like that one James Charles PoV thing
You can't hide from Paul.
@@yanderememe2580 oh i saw mcr, i clicked
Every picture of Paul Zimmer looks like his hair was photoshopped onto his head
My dude wearing a 2 dollar wig
That haircut looks too wide for his face or something
EXACTLY AHAHAHAHA
Why is that exactly what I thought omg
Its old lady hair
It feels like this guy was trying to 'act young' to appeal to teens, but overshot his mark and instead hes acting like hes 4.
Hes acting like hes 4 and 35 at the same time
690th like.
atleast he knows how old his fanbase is
"Talk about having a young face"
Oh Danny you don't get to talk about that.
shubhi sharma Danny has a cute young face Paul has a creepy young face
Dr_Mashedpotato not Paul
James Games Paul has the face of a guy who just got way too much liposuction on his face.
Dr_Mashedpotato Danny yes, Paul nO
Paul looks creepily young and Danny is cute young
Why does it look like Paul Zimmer fills in his eyebrows with a Snicker bar?
Lmfao
Hey now not everyone is blessed with full natural brows like Danny
Lmaooo
They are thiccer than some sniccers
He uses Reeses excuse me
I’m not saying Paul Zimmer is Slender Man, but have you ever seen both of them at the same place at the same time?
@@ayala0023 LMAO
don’t ever offend Slender Man like that
@@ayala0023 now he can use quarantine as an excuse
Why did I laugh so hard
Kaelia Lana Grace 😂
He’s the kind of guy that looks like he would ask Google why everything goes dark when he blinks
I-
I haven’t paid attention to my blinking until I saw this 🥴
Should I ask google that?
@@Name-tn1zg yes
@@noahlauzon8162 okay
He looks like a moviestarplanet character
NatNat Ralph this comment deserves more recognition fr
HWHWHHWHWGYWYGWGWHWH
WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY
@@destinyconcon7932 lmfaooo he really does 👀😳
Jfc that is precisely what he looks like
Why don’t these have thumbdowns 👎🏻❔
The further I get into this video the more I started to realize this guy LIVES IN MY BUILDING. Like I've seen him and his gf taking pictures and just thought they were just another instagram couple but NO. It's Paul Zimmer and he is my neighbor.
Skyler Wright egg him
Rip in pieces
i feel so bad for you
you poor thing
Move outta there
He makes me so uncomfortable haha
Luke Alexander OKAY I LITERALLY SEE YOUR COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO
Luke Alexander probably because he looks like what michael jackson would end up like if he continued to bleach his skin
Luke Alexander I see u everywhere wth
Luke Alexander ikr
I think it’s the eyebrows they’re too perfect it’s unsettling
His first hashtag was Russia because he's a Russian spy.
Omg is this a new conspiracy theory 😭
Who eats planes bit by bit
*FUCKINGWAKEUPSHEEPLE*
Watching this in 2022
he also eats planes
He kind of looks like a Ken doll if the manufacturing went wrong.
Bella Patterson 😂
Dude i swear he fills in his brows
Love the roast! Lmao 😂
Oh, burn
Hello Hello ) so so so so so so so sad, but so so so so so so so true...
Update: Paul Zimmer literally got married, deleted all his social media, changed his name, and is now living an entirely different life as an actor under a whole fake name. That sounds made up,,,and it’s not. What a strange dude.
Brianna French he got married? i didn’t know that part lmao
How old is he??
Omg just checked, it's true, all his social media is gone
Prerona Borkotoky yea I recently found out that his actual name is Troy Becker and his stage name was Paul zimmer
Honestly both his names sound made up
Why does Paul Zimmer's resting face look like he has no soul?
Dhsjs Dudjdi because he probably doesn’t have one.
He is so cringy that his own soul has left his body 😂
Cuz he doesnt
In fairness mine does too
who even has a soul anymore
If you flip Paul Zimmer upside down you could use him as a broom
LMAOAOAOA
My dumbass flipped my phone upside down thinking you meant his name and not his body. 🙃🔫
💀💀💀
He looks like he’s got the end of a squirrel’s tail on top of his head
LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭his hair is so ugly I’m sorry Danny’s hair is 100x better
hes so fucking uncomfortable? undead almost. the most terrifying blank stare and drawn on eyebrows. he used to make music with his friend danny a few years ago and has changed completely since then
there’s something about him that makes me so uncomfortable AND IDK WHYYY
YAGURLPRIN uncanny valley hahah
YAGURLPRIN Bc of his robotic face probably
YAGURLPRIN he’s a bitch he betrayed his friend and he’s a horrible person
ArielKisses_ 12 why so?
christyvl what do you mean “why do?” You will never understand if you actually used to be a fan of him with his best friend Danny but now everyone hates him includin me
Okay but why does he look so dead behind the eyes
that's really creepy, right? 😅
@@itzyagirlsonia lmao
He's dead inside 😂🤣😂
Katie he is
Ted Bundy be jealous of them eyes
As a person of color, Paul’s Black history month post was really beautiful and it resonated with me ✊🏾✌🏾
he ended racism /j
smile 😊
@@jasperjazzieyou don't need to slay /J we know it's a joke
@@nope.1599😭😭😭😭
Jenna Marble's oldest dog has more personality than paul Zimmer
Yes, and marbles is dead
Omg marbles 😂
@@faithduncan9663 true
RIP Meeble
👁️👄👁️
can u imagine tho
if he was like that irl
Hey paul how's it going
Oh **lifts up shirt and stares intently at colleague** im good carol hbu
its_ alayna LMAO
this is good
Alyne Brasil how did he try to kill them????
OhHiAlayna White i love this
OhHiAlayna White OML IM SCREAMING😭😭😂😂
wow the fact that your eye twitched at 4:56 really illustrates your passionate distaste for his instagram comedy videos and I honestly couldn’t agree more
This comment is underrated.
This is my favorite comment omg
he need some W A T E R
lmao yes
1000th like !
He actually has no abs. He's just so skinny that he's showing like his organs or something
Yeah well your liver is pretty much a muscle, right?
@@swine13 your liver is an organ not a muscle
Not really how it works
As someone who’s skinny I now can’t get that out of my head
Or maybe his rib cage I think
He deadass has no abs. Like bro what u tryina flex? Ur ribs?
lmfao, I'm dying!
Your pfp fits your comment 😂
XD
N
Ikr what abs? Your mean your ribs?
i’ve never heard of this guy before...but why does he look like a rejected Twilight character???
I've never heard of this guy before...but why does he look like Troy Becker???
That’s what I was thinking!!!
Yeah he looks like a knockoff twilight character
I heard he’s a Russian spy who eats airplanes piece by piece with a fork and knife and a tiny bib... but I’m not sure tho🤷♂️
troo doe
SHIT Danny he just risked his LIFE dropping off that ledge that was fuckING INTENSE is he ok now
Samantha Zucker #PrayForPaul
Samantha Zucker #prayforpaul the poor soul
Samantha Zucker #prayforpaul
Samantha Zucker hater gonna hate
Samantha Zucker lmfao i love your sarcasm .
He's like a failed attempt at the perfect boy robot who escaped from a lab. All the 12 year old girls want him so bad and he's programmed to get attention from them. But he also didn't finish his training before he escaped the lab so the world is still so new and exciting to him.
This kinda reminds me of that boy band and Mabel from gravity falls lol
@@fuzzytree1298 I couldn't have thought of a more perfect example myself!
@@fuzzytree1298 there is a slight resemblance too.. just change the color pallet
"I'd die for Riley"
~Inside Out
Requirements for being a musically star:
1. No self respect
2.Abs
"abs"
spoiler man pahaha good one
Ribs*
What abs?you mean those ribs?
Well I know which one of those he doesn’t have...
This guy looks so much like Troy Becker
Tim Hook this deserves more likes
Tim Hook sorry but you saw someone say this
Clout Gang yeah probably Danny.
Tim Hook ikr it’s so weird
PuIIx ? Um....yeah. I watched Danny’s video
“but then I found out he was 22 and I was like: oh, perfect!”
*spits out my honey bunches of oats cereal*
me: *doesn't notice the pimple*
Danny: "Look, pimple."
me: *stares at the pimple*
Danny shouldn't have said he had a pimple in his forehead😃....
Now i keep looking at his pimple in the whole entire video😅
true
This guy looks a lot like that up and coming actor Troy.
Indian Here What do you mean up and coming? He is working on a BIG movie AND is in a TV show.
He is Troy
bxbblegumzz r/woosh
bxbblegumzz: u can’t even take a joke 😐
Moonlight Ariana oh shush 💀
His hair really upsets me and I honestly couldn’t tell you why
He looks like fucking Johnny Bravo but with black hair.
@Raychle Bernoth it's easy when you're very, very dumb
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge *BREAKING NEWS* Two people over the internet call someone dumb and ugly while hiding in their parents basements.
It doesn't match his skin tone. That shade of blond clashes with his light spring complexion 😤
Seen Art
bruh you have an anime pfp, i dont think u should be talking
(im joking)
22 years old, looks 14, acts 7
Acts 2
Superduper Vlogs MUSICAL.LY STARS HATE HIM
Acts 0
👌
That’s mean to 7 year olds
he only had 250 subs back then now he has 5.33 mil. watching this back for nostalgia he has come along way. congrats danny
HOW DOES HIS HAIR DO THAT
IS HIS HAIRLINE JUST REALLY FAR DOWN
IS HIS FORHEAD JUST REALLY SHORT
DOES HE SWOOP HIS HAIR DOWN THEN UP
IM SO CONFUSED
This comment is truly a masterpiece
I can’t tell whether Paul Zimmer wears makeup or not and it’s bugging me
His eye browns tho
He does
oh honey he uses a L O T
Ikr
Anonymous or at least filters
He does have the redeeming quality of not being a super rich douche. Everyone else has to buy 3 Ferraris a day but he’s satisfied with tabletop bowling.
He's a stone in a field of turds that's not redeeming it's just less bad xD
@@thedragon8989 I used to take random stones and pebbles back home
@@Legotrademark ok
I know that's what I was thinking, everyone else after Christmas flexes the apple watches and brand name clothes they got but he just showed his toys lol
yeah, that actually makes me not hate him, just dislike a lil bit
May I just say, I find a lot of comedians and you tubers don’t bring up sexism and I think it’s really great that you brought it up but still kept up the hilarious and lightly toned.
YESSS SAME MY RESPECT FOR HIM WENT UP SO QUICK
I completely agree. Part of why i’m a Greg
nobody:
Him: 👁👄👁
100 subs WIF NO CONTENT u forgot the broken six pack
Noice profile pic i like jnj memes and Jenna marbles :D
Bananateil Birb ty
Bananateil Birb :)
What the hell have you brought upon this cursed land?
Danny:If you haven’t seen Paul Zimmer you have lived a good life because he’s so weird.
Me:I guess my life is ruined now
Dria Freeman meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Same
Oh shit fam u have 666 likes. Satannnn
Dria Freeman mine too
Well I lived a good life. *Until now...*
When he farted a ad came on that said “This is what brings a smile. A little surprise for a child.”
Crispy Sophie 😂
@@wackyexperiments1680 🤣
@@nonono5674 🤣
My ad was “when (basketball player) plays, he destroys the competition”
@@vxntage.teacup1859 😂
My dad walked in on me watching this and goes,"WhO aRe YoU fAcEtImInG!?" And obviously I just said I was watching a video, but then he says (trying to make a joke because I don't have a boyfriend),"Are you facetiming your boyfriend Craig?"
*he could not be more wrong. craig is the epitome of evil.*
Your dad sounds great, tell him I said hi.
So the moral of the story is: youre extremely single.
?
My brother keeps confusing Danny Gonzalez with my boyfriend Nick and like IK he is 4 but Danny's married I'm not a homewrecker.
@@chasejones7008 I’m sorry, say again? fOuR? 😀
Craig is Greg's anti Christ
his hair looks like a cheap wig off amazon you’d order if you were cosplaying edward from twilight
Bayleigh Christian this is the most accurate thing I heard all week
that's so specific 😂
Bayleigh Christian 😂😂
Anna K. Same
OH MY GOD THR ACCURACY!! I was wondering what that wishmop was reminding me of!
Paul Zimmer looks like a Knock Off of a Ken Doll or something....like the ones you would buy from like Dollar Tree or something.....He looks perfect until you get a closer look on it.....
TOO TRUE 😂
Wow hilarious
DeeAnna Raley-Murphy nah he has a Michael Jackson feel to him
Jack Hames yeah, definitely worse than Michael Jackson tho
OOOOh that's it. I was actually wondering why his face looked really weird and creeped me out a lot and that's it. I have a phobia of dolls. That's what this guy look like. That's why he scares me.
He looks like one of those government lizards that they didn’t know what to do with.
OMG I LOVE YOUR CODY PFP UWU
wtf
why
So basically mark zuccerberg
Soooo like mark zucenburg
Jeremy Lamarre sorry didn’t see urs before I commented
Great minds think alike I guess
It feels like Paul Zimmer was just born as an adult so he’s just absolutely fascinated by mundane things like dancing stuffed animals and jumping off ledges.
the second he farted, an ad started playing and said “there’s an epidemic spreading”
The vape ad?
I had a noiseless air freshener ad
Mine said: ‘Can Your Hair Survive Damage?’
You mean the vape ad???? I get those almost every ad.
@@adub2036 mine is like that! The Dove Shampoo one lmao
Paul Zimmer talks like a slightly more functioning version of Marina Joyce
^
^^
*Kit* that's exactly what I thought when I was at the end of the video lmao
*Kit* .....That is literally the perfect description of this guy. I was trying to describe him in my head and couldn't quite find the words. Thank you.
*WTF IS THAT HAIR I KNOW WHY GIRLS WANTS HIM ONLY TO USE HIM AS A MAKEUP BRUSH*
Ocean Animations Underrated comment 🤣😂
Hahahhahaha
He looks like an old dirty makeup brush
Ocean Animations LOL 😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
It's like he's an alien from a different planet and all of a sudden he was put on Earth and Jamie, his human girlfriend, is slowly teaching him human behaviors.
He's not attractive… he's genuinely scary
Not scary
Disgusting
Omg lol i know he is so scary
Ikr
He's really weird. Like everything about him is. His personality, he's so awkward it hurts. His movements, so stiff... he's really strange idk
420th like
He really does have that "dead look"
Sophie B are we the same
Sophie Brown amazing except you have an English last name and I have a Turkish last name
I'm gonna need this boy to stop filling in his eyebrows and using a 2 shades too light concealer
Sami Leigh SAME. no one was commenting abt this and I thought I was the only one who noticed
paul zimmer looks like a mix of ted bundy and timothee chalamet with broom hair
NOT BROOM HAIR LMAO
Do not bring timotheé chamalet into this
Please don't compare Timothee Chalamet to this dude😂
ew don’t compare Timmy to that thing
Timothee Chalomlette
he kinda looks like what I imagine fake androids will look like when they almost look like humans but not exactly
Sad Canadian Boy it’s his weirdly perfect skin that seals that idea in tbh
Welp, here comes the Detroit become human fandom
@Straight’outathewomb567 XXX SAMEE
Paul officially lives in the uncanny valley
He is the ruler of the Uncanny Valley.
I didn't realize your ribs and the outline of your internal organs were considered abs
I must have abs then hahahaha
The More you know
Everyone always say they have a six pack but it’s just their bones.
That’s not how that works but I get what you are saying
Heh
Why does Paul constantly look like Flashback Mary
CrankThatShrek BAHAHAHAHAHAA
oh hello fellow yeemo
Hi sister
*H I S I S T E R S*
We love a Yeemo Shister
I would hate to see what memes he finds funny
He seems like he find grumpy cat funny
“I like doge because it’s a popular thing right now”
@@prollykasen "Yeah I'm a bit trendy with the kids, I like the froggie on the unicycle it's pretty *in* right now"
@@samvalecaaguilar1807 LOL 👌PERFECT COMMENT 👌
He looks like he would laugh at Dr Phil as a
Green mnm
Paul Zimmer has the personality of lukewarm tub water
Quinlan Nielson Don't insult lukewarm water like that.
Quinlan Nielson ahahhahah😂😂😂
A moist paper towel
Jessica 😂😂😂
Quinlan Nielson yasss that’s what it is !!!!!!!!! LOL
Just looking at him makes me really uncomfortable ??? (also his hair looks as if it would just fall right off ? i’m real confused)
EDIT: There’s a possibility that Paul saw this after he said he watched this video and read the comments. And I don’t know what to do with that information
A Copper LMAO
another weird thing about him that makes his appearance strange is that he has really nice skin. like weirdly nice skin. it’s too nice? it’s really weird.
stefania I honestly think he wears a full face of makeup
At about 9:05 his hair does look a bit like a wig...
In what video did he say that?
his eyebrows are so aggressively filled in jesus
why does paul seem fruity and homophobic at the same time
Internalised?
Paul Zimmer Internalized homophobia arc
Not everyone like him has to be gay
So true 💀
He reminds me of a guy that made fun of me in highschool... And also flirted with me but also tried to gaslight me. So weird, lmao.
✨ Abusive ✨
Maybe a stereotype that society has on how gay looks ( basically having perfectly shaped high eyebrows makes everyone think you are kinda gay)
Not saying this as a bad or good thing, but just a typical stereotype
Paul’s hairline looks like he’s wearing a wig too far down...
THATS WHY HIS HAIR LOOKS SO WEIRD. I literally couldn’t tell what was wrong with it but it was kind of off 😂
He found all the hair i'm losing from stress and glued it to his forehead
Amiee Isensee why isn't this comment more popular?
Random Videos no clue, it's super relatable
Paul and his gf were in front of me and my sister in line in universal. We are from Norway so he didn’t understand what we were saying, but then I said your name and he gave me the dirtiest look omg
Martine Høiland that was rude of him
Martine Høiland TEA
r/thathappened
Ka i?! Ahaha han e no rar omg
So you can't speak English yet you can read and write it?
1:58 I SCREAMED when he came towards the camera.
dude same i was wondering why danny didn’t say anything about that
He looks like one of those "jumpscares" in the old minecraft horror maps
“And boy,” -eye twitch-“are they terrible.”
.
How does he make his hair look like a hat like what sorcery is that
Dahyu I love your profile picture
I think musically gives every guy who makes an account a tube of special hair gel with instructions on how to look like the most basic whiteboy. It didn't come with the instructions on how to not make your eyebrows look like obese caterpillars tho
Army AHA
Pretty sure he's an android learning to be human
Extreme Potato zucc
Zucc's cousin, maybe?
paul zimmerburg
Like the phone??????????
Detroit: Become Human but in real life.
His parkour is equivalent (or even inferior) to Michael, Andy & Dwight’s parkour on the Office 😂
🤣
His is worse, comparatively
One Direction didn’t die for Paul Zimmer to use their song in a misogynist video
chloe miller ❤️ yes girl.
cringe
That’s what I was thinking
lmao ikkkrrrrr #directionersforlife (hehe sry i love them)
lmao i love y'all
Why does Paul look like the James Charles editon of drew gooden
I was watching this thinking "He looks like James Charles' little brother."
CANNOT UNSEE
Nah man Drew looks better than this dude
Hungry
Shane Dawson: Hey guys
omg shes right fellas.......
Is...is he real? He's not a statue that was struck by lightning and given life and a loose grasp on human emotions?
DIO
meredyth with a y. ● Lol 😂😂
whoever taught him humor was very bad at it
Daily reminder to eat your 10 almonds today to become immortal.
Thank уоu🎃🕸
He's the type of guy that thinks black history month is where you learn about the history of the color black
Lol maybe that’s why his “Black history month” post is in black & white 😂
I mean I don’t think anyone does that so the joke is not relatable at all
Lachrymosa
that's... That's the point
JSAJJEJAJSIIS
@@Ori0987 👁️👄👁️
"If you don't know who Paul Zimmer is, congratulations you've lived a great life until right now"
dang I guess my life is ruined now smh
Unicorn Normy i dont have a life
I did too
He can't ruin what I don't have
Unicorn Normy IKR HAHAHA
Unicorn Normy same
I honesty didn’t notice the pimple until you pointed it out 😂
Same lol
i like garfield
@@scratch472 same
Same 😂 and then I constantly looked at it 😂😂
I didn’t notice it until I read this comment
I remember this being one of the first videos I'd ever watched of yours and it makes me soo happy to see how much you've grown now. I love this video so much, it's like a cultural reset for me.
He
He isn’t even that attractive...
Like
At all...
MiaBadia that’s what i was thinking- like his face is not pleasing to look at
It kinda hurts my eyes to even look at him.
typical white guy
Low key Fanny is more attractive than him
if he takes off all that make up and weird hair he would look better but still creepy
Paul Zimmer looks like Jimmy Neutron with extensions from Johnny Bravo
Kaiya Jones Oh my god
Kaiya Jones and looks like Michael Jackson😂
Kaiya Jones OMG yes 😱🤣
😂😂😂
I can't breathe 😂😂😂
He looks like if the Ken doll get redesigned by Tim Burton.
That's... that's insanely accurate
😂😂
@@marianaluna6184 lmaoooo
SKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Whoa hahahah
Paul Zimmer got a six pack of abs but Danny got a six pack of La Croix 👌
wrong channel
2 minutes into the video, I get creepy vibes LIKE HIS EYES ARE SO EMPTY
Rachael Adams I watched a livestream of his, he literally seemed braindead he kept on repeating the same thing over and over.
Rachael Adams Ikr
Rachael Adams same
Maybe the hair spray has affected his brain?
maybe hes an alien and thats why hes so easily entertained
He looks like a Ken doll gone wrong
he activates my fight or flight response
There's something about him that's off... it seems like he's never been himself a single second he's been alive
I don't know why, but I always questioned about Paul's hair. Wtf is wrong with it looks like the end of a broom.
He doesn’t have a forehead, he has a damn two head
It defys gravity
I will name my car Jimin, so I can Park Jimin IT DOES
Pineapple head
I will name my car Jimin, so I can Park Jimin armyy yahhh 💘
I hope you know I sat through *_three_* music.ly ads for you on this video.
Also, this guy has the mentality of a child. It's weird that he's older than me.
Bob Pickleson lmaoo
Me too
Same
Bob Pickleson you spell Musicl.ly wrong
JackyFuntime1007 lopez I've never used it
“if you haven’t, you’ve lived a great life... until now”
kylie c I love brockhampton
kylie c so true
roblox girlfriend # 4 same
He was right
upon further review i realize that i have quoted danny like,,, 100% wrong. dkajsjska my bad this isn’t even right haha
This guy looks like the first guy to die in a zombie movie
Paul Zimmer's hair makes me uncomfortable
yea
Paul Zimmer's Paul Zimmer makes me uncomfortable
He makes me uncomfortable. Everything about him.
His hair almost seems to defy the laws of gravity
Your profile pic makes me uncomfortable
It looks like he used the whitest concealer and powder and then filled his brows with the lightest brown shade, and that’s that.
He looks like sister flashback Mary in some photos
the lightest? its a pretty dark brown tbh
And then he doused one eye with mascara
I was wondering why paul looked so weird but then I realized...HE DOESNT HAVE A FOREHEAD
Forehead Size Spectrum
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eeeee now that you pointed it out I can’t unsee it
Forehead more like onehead
oh my god i forgot how wildly different pre-2020 internet was
You mean how much better it was?
His hair makes me irrationally angry. WHY DOES HE HAVE A POMPADOUR
a pompadour lmfao I can't-
Looks like a bad wig. It probably takes him 3 hours to do his hair and makeup
and also no forehead. like not even a little bit of forehead.
*inhales* 420 reeeeeeeeeeee
danny or paul?
Paul is such a parkour king wow my life has changed...will most definitely proceed to purchase table sports & begin to jump of ledges in a very smooth manner.
This man straight up let a porcupine die on his head and decided to wear it as a fashion statement.
Hybiscuss haha true
😂😂😂
This comment killed me and brought me back to life
Watching this after the other Paul Zimmer videos is hilarious