Jacksepticeye: "there is no way anyone actually says that" Southerners: y'all'd've heard of it if you were southern! Northerners: ima just say youd've dont hurt me.
Adventures with Jackyboy we actually don't say that. I was born in the southern side of the United States and currently live in Houston Texas no one has ever said that
thats cuz his intelligence is very high... the reason its that high is because the combination of a very floppy banana and a potato makes a floppy potato... and that my children is how you make a gods meal, or as i like to call it ,... THE FLOPPY JACK MEAL
@@sirgiraffeneck180 How about you show some more respect for those actually suffering with BiPolar and other mental conditions, and not make a 'joke' about it at all? No one's even laughing..
@@sinead6089 bold of you to assume i myself am not bipolar, because what if i am? what if i had any other mental conditions? now leave me and my adhd alone,
**Sean in 2019 not knowing about the corona virus** Sean: "id prefer staying at home rather than going on a trip" **2020 rolls along** **Everyone bored as heck.**
4:31 Jack: I care very dearly about fashion! Being the fashion icon that I am. *Me thinking back to the flamingo shorts...* : Hhmmmmm I don't know if that's true..... But I'm too lazy to check it out, so... here's a like.
Bruh... Bruh-ette XD Also, I might add, the syntax here would've included some kinda chiding reason as to why the (person in question) didn't arrive... Like "Y'all'dve come if it whad'nt for yer boss keepin' ya' in for tha weekend. Ts'alright though. We'll have plenty-a-leftovers."
Jack: a child would not appreciate the artistic integrity of the people that put time and work into that me: but I’m a child and I do my dad is a music editor for movies and I watch him work all the time
Baby's play with toys such as floppy banana Babies are productive and mature adults Babies can do anything adults can Put babies to work and give them taxes as soon as they are born -put them in military-
The knocking sound when he tapped his head and said small brain in here really scared me lol. I had to rewatch it three times just to make sure someone wasn’t outside my house knocking (and I jumped and looked around every time). This is what I get for wearing headphones, good job robin.
Sean: “What’s my mental age?”
Also Sean: *POTASSIUM*
Hi
Smᴀlʟ Bʀaɪn ha ha
Pj Jones hello
Lol
K
Jack : Everyone who says im baby should get slapped
Also Jack: im a little baby boy
Jack: SHIT!!!!!! *SMACK*
Defiantly masochist then
Fact: hes actually a little bouncy bridge baby boy
569th like
WELL TO BAD JACK plz dont judge,me
Jack: I "love laughing at people!"
Also Jack: "I am a VERY empathetic person."
Joshua Pangilinan Lol me too
to be fair, he laughs at himself 😂
@@daniellewegman2642 ya thats true XD 😂
Jack: “I love staying home!”
2020: “Well, boy do I have a surprise for you”
I am trying to stay home.
Potassium
Jack is just living his same old life
I love 2020!
Or loved
and 2021 apparently lol
Jacksepticeye: I will fight a child.
Pewds: There can only be one.
axLe Animator or “there is another”
I read that when he said it 😄😆
Pewds: there is another
Pewds: Pewds:
Judge: "How do you plea?
Defendant: "I'm baby"
Judge: "Excuse me?"
Defendant: "I'm baby"
Judge: "Oh, so you're going with the insanity defense"
Seems the best way to use it 🤣
7:40 “There is no way any of you say that.”
**Sweats in Texan**
Lynlee 831 Most people say y’all instead of you all
@@Alex-ny8zw little late to the reply train but...yeah? I know? I’m from Texas? XD
Chloe Starz I swear I was on drugs when I made that reply😳
Jack: Talking about something
Me: *Stares at broken Lamp*
Mood
May blue Rest In Peace
Yep
Jack: “I don’t get angry”
Just watch the 100 episodes of happy wheels that he’s done
@a decent person yup
Can you follow me I have blue eye just like you
I am ur 500th like. Cool.
I feel you.
The Hybrid killer I don’t have blue eyes
"There is NO way any of you actually say that"
*Sweats in Louisianaian*
*sweats in Texas*
Sweats in Kentucky
i used the phrase yesterday i feel attacked
*Sweats in 'Bama sweet iced-tea*
sweats in Arkansan
Jack: You guys don’t actually say y’alld’uve right?
Us Texans: *nervous yee hawing*
i love this.
Relatable noises
I don’t say that. No one I know says that. Am I weird or something?
You’ve yee’d your last haw
Shandra Barnett true
Jack: you guys don’t actually say “yalldve” do you?
Me: *coughs nervously in Texas*
ŁińdšeŸ Māgöø coughs VERY nervously in Ohio
Even in Kentucky
Even in Kentucky
Coughs nervously in Virginia
Coughs nervously in Georgia
Jack: I will fight a child if I have too
Also Jack: I cry at everything
Carlos Montoya so what you’re saying is... he would fight himself?
Usual Rain adults very much so cry. I cry almost all the time. I was just making a joke
I'm 14 and got 34 years... That's good?
Nick I’m 20 and got 19
WTF😂
Jack: There is NO way any of you actually say y’all’d’ve
Me: *sweats nervously in Kentucky*
Lmao! Yup. I’m in Atlanta 😂
6:25
What.
Just.. WHAT? ???? Guys I'm in my teens and I have 0 idea what any of that means. I'm so confused
EEEEYYY BRODERRRRR
I live ireland now yaaaaaaaaaa potatoes
Me too 😓😓
“There’s no way any of you actually say that”
Ha ha of course not… *cries in Southern*
We say y'all'd've in Canada too
Fak ya y’all’d’ve been confused if I didn’t confirm that we Arkansans say it daily
y’all’d’ve been shook if you knew us missourians say it too😂
Im your 100th like... Cool
A&C Covers thank youuu. I literally didn’t think I’d get more than five haha.
"I will fight a child if I have to."
- Jacksepticeye
1:18
I agree with the potato
Jacksepticeye: "there is no way anyone actually says that"
Southerners: y'all'd've heard of it if you were southern!
Northerners: ima just say youd've dont hurt me.
Im a northerner what ya talkin 'bout?
Or youda done it
Adventures with Jackyboy we actually don't say that. I was born in the southern side of the United States and currently live in Houston Texas no one has ever said that
Adventures with Jackyboy i say y’all’d’ve all the time i don’t even notice .____.
@@milesperhour2286 Really? We say it in Oklahoma
Y’all’d’ve
Jack: “there’s no way any of you actually say that”
Me: stares in Texan
Yeah that's exactly what I thought.
So true!
Me: in northern wisconsin
Night-Shift Knight
Me:*stares in confused of the South Carolinian*
Well I’m neither northern nor southern so...?
"the result has nothing to do with your intelligence quotient"
Jack: * relief *
thats cuz his intelligence is very high... the reason its that high is because the combination of a very floppy banana and a potato makes a floppy potato... and that my children is how you make a gods meal, or as i like to call it ,... THE FLOPPY JACK MEAL
Sean " no one actually says y'all'd've"
Everyone from the midwest *sad Midwestern sounds*
@Mr. Mysterious 123 I live in Midwest Michigan and not a single soul says that idj what tgats suppose to mean
@Mr. Mysterious 123 so we ard not sad when we hear that 🤨
@Mr. Mysterious 123 prob Midwestern 90 year old boomers lol
...I’m from va and people 1000% say this, myself included
@@thebadguyexposer6115 I give you a hearty “fuck you” from the southern US
He’s 12 and 37 kinda at the same time. There are serious and child-like parts of him
@@sirgiraffeneck180 no
SirGiraffeNeck I’d do some research on mental illnesses before throwing them around casually
@@sirgiraffeneck180 What does bipolar have to do with acting like a child at times? I think you're a little confused here, bud.
@@sirgiraffeneck180 How about you show some more respect for those actually suffering with BiPolar and other mental conditions, and not make a 'joke' about it at all? No one's even laughing..
@@sinead6089 bold of you to assume i myself am not bipolar, because what if i am? what if i had any other mental conditions?
now leave me and my adhd alone,
Jacksepticeye 2019:
"I would fight a child if I had to"
Somewhere in a hospital:
"Sir, your wife's contractions are getting worse!"
Wife: *Y'all'd've!*
....?
Jack: "no one says ya'll'd've"
everyone else from the midwest: "yes we do"
Me: "no but i say you'd've"
My friends: "you stupid bi-"
im from the the Midwest an I say you’d’ve
Fax I say that all the time
i say both
Wait other people dont say you’d’ve
Im from the Midwest and say both
I say both of them.
Jack: "I Don't Get Angry Often"
Me: **Thinks Back To Happy Wheels And Super Mario Maker**
I feel the same
Getting over it
Golf and uno...
Gta 5
Dont forget Cleverbot Evie
“There’s no way y’all ACTUALLY say y’all’d’ve.”
**Laughs in Texan**
I don’t say it but damn do I hear it 💀
It's less common here in Illinois, but I've caught myself saying it
*laughs in Tennessean*
How?? Ive never heard it
*laughs in Georgia*
I say it😂😂
Jack: I think I’m twelve
*spends entire video explaining why he’s not a child*
That's the most 12 year old thing I've ever heard of
Sean: “I don’t waste money!”
Also Sean: buys bean shirts, light up gloves, and fish shoes
Bell of maturity 🔔
And a floppy banana!
Who said those were wastes of money? /s
Jack: *PoTaSSiUM*
Me: well that's one way to get someone's attention.
yes
*PoT(ASS)iUm* ahaha
i jumped at the opening. i didnt expect it.
Bassetgirl99 hehe. *HOP*
so is TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA!!!... but he doesn't do that anymore... i'm sad
Jack: I don’t waste money
Me: yeah a floppy banana is a good investment
True haha
Haha
It’s not good, it’s great!
HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BANANA 🍌
it was lol he made a meme out of it
“You’re not just a clown, you’re the entire damn circus.”
-Jacksepticeye
@@ream1622 oh sn@p
Lol right when I looked at this comment he said that xD
“I survived sleep! Not today Satan!”
Honestly I do say that every morning.
I honestly never get sleep and if I do it's always about two hours at the most
Meanwhile, Mark’s results: mental age of 7
😂😂
LMFAO
no 5 or 9 or 13 dependes
@Taylor Walker i got to get some milk from the store ill be back
@Taylor Walker Ty isn't coming back, I suggest getting a new dad
“Anyone who says “I’m baby” deserves to be slapped”
well damn I guess I’m no longer baby
you cant be slapped if youre baby
He should take a “What youtuber are you?” quiz
Ikr
Edit:btw im the first to reply on you @Close The Gosh Diddley Darn Door
OMG yes XD
Yup
•SunflowerPlays• does matter if ur the first
I really want him to take the sadomasochism one- I'm actually genuinely curious!
Judge: Did you assault that man
Jack: I'm baby
Mark’s mental age: 7
Seán’s mental age: 37
Me: *understandable but still confused Pikachu face*
More like dio-chu
@@masterhound5093 noice
Ah yes I remember that video
Me, who is 11:
*Mental age of 44*
Test: I always act before thinking
Jack: pauses and thinks about it*
Jack: "No one actually says y'all'd've"
Me: **he knows**
Except that some of us do
*sweats in southern Oklahoman* ps I am actually from south Oklahoma tho.
Capri I’m from Pennsylvania and even I say y’all’d’ve
Me: * linguistically confused Australian noises *
@@joshbass2171 Yes I agree. I am from CA but live PA and YES they do say that.
I’m just imagining gen z in court like
“Do you plead innocent?”
“... I’m baby”
Jack: "anyone who says 'im baby' deserves to be slapped"
Also Jack: *slaps baby across the face*
When you actually say y’all d’ve and didn’t realize it till now
I say that. Which is weird because I'm from the northeast
Why would I say that? That’s stupid! *Listens to self talk* oh shit
Yea, I've definitely said it before, but when I first saw that people said it online I thought it was stupid
I’m over here In Cali and I still say that
Awh man lol
**Sean in 2019 not knowing about the corona virus**
Sean: "id prefer staying at home rather than going on a trip"
**2020 rolls along**
**Everyone bored as heck.**
i aint
Im not i do TH-cam but i only have 37 subs =(
well we're back watching this video so that that as you will lol
This is just my life style...
@@-_-murilo2865 saaaaame
Jack: "No one *actually* uses yall'd've"
Me: **profusely sweating**
This just in: boomer tries to claim he’s a zoomer, finds out he’s more of a boomer.
Sean: “What Google will not tell you...”
Also, Sean: *Proceeds to GOOGLE the test*
"i have a mental age of 12"
i can see it
"31 questions!?"
make that 6
“Y’all’d’ve? No one says that?!”
Everyone in southern US:
😔✨
Coming from Oklahoma, I can confirm I say this a lot 😅
I say it everyday
I grew up in MICHIGAN and say this
I'm Irish-went to Texas for a summer- have said y'all'd've in a natural and free flowing sentence
At first I was like, what the fuck? I don’t say this? But then I said it out loud and the realization hit
"What is Jacksepticeye's mental age?"
The intro says it all.
Bro 37
@@streetlegend1052 you need a woosh?
Street Legend105 r/woooosh
POTASSIUM
Jack: I laugh at other people expense
Also Jack: I am a very empathetic person
Jack 2014: SPEEEEED IS KEEEYYY!!
JACK 2019: POTASSIUM!!!!!!!
POTASSIUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEEEEEED IS K!!!!
“What age is jacksepticeye?”
Me an intellectual goes to beginning: POTASSIUM
Why is it that my brother broke a banana and at the same time jack said POTASSIUM!
@@dragonknight4348 that's hilarious
i did that to
Lol
Jacksepticeye 2016:
"Top of the morning to ya laddies"
Jacksepticeye 2019:
"PoTaSsIuM"
i got 69th like yesssssss
7:40
Jack: There is no way any of you actually say that
Me: I just said that to my brother.
Mental age test: “it’s 37.”
Viewers: “This test is a lie and a fraud.”
XplodingMoJo That test was a paid actor
Thx for spoiling it
Christian Hotline why are you in the comment section before you finish the video?
Sumakai2005 who doesn’t scroll through it while watching?
We’ve been tricked we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, Bamboozled
Jacksepticeye: says that he is smart
My brain: he is strong in the brain
Big brain
Leave this at 69 likes
God damn it people
Envy Cranks now we need to get it to 420
Lachlan Knight yes
as for someone who live in the southern us, "y'all'd've" isnt even the worst ive heard
I have never heard anyone ever say y’all’d’ve and I live in Texas and used to live in georgia
*whomst'd've'nt intensifies*
Yeah I that ain't the worst we can do. I literally live in the yee yee state
South kakalaki boys
We say y’all’d’ve sometimes but only when we start talking quick.
Y’all’d’ve
Jack: “There is no way that any of you say that.”
Me: *sweats in Southern American*
sean: "no one actually says yalldve irl"
me, a southern bean: "haha yeah totally"
I have lived in Oklahoma for 3 years and I have never once heard anybody say that
RIGHT? I
I was thinking naawww, that ain’t right. Then he read it out loud in a sentence and it was more, yea, that sounds like how I’d have said it
Sophie Oedel my midwestern ass says it a lot more then I prolly should
big same. i live in southern arkansas, even teachers say it
“anybody who says “im baby” deserves to be slapped” you can’t say that to me im baby
r/itemshop
FILTHY MOUTH! -60¢
i am bigboibebe
Yeeeeeettttt
R/madlads
Ok slimecicle
Jack: “I will fight a child if i have to!”
Pewds: “I chalenge any child to a fight!”
I can see why their friends.
They should just challenge each other!
they're
Emily Weitzel Oh thets a big brain idea!!!
The LegoScienceGuy It was 1 word and you understood what i meant so. Shut your ****************** up!
Emese Molnar-Kovacs yeah well obviously
8:24 "thats good, it's me time"
Me: **GETS JENNA MARBLES FLASHBACKS**
Yes! For some reason certain things he says and how he says it reminds me of Jenna. Idk why. I really like them both
Me: Yall'd've can't be a real thing
Texans: Hold my Boots
I'm a Texan and I approve this message.
I'm also a Texan and I too approve
@@marting7543 Texans unite!
It's more of
Sourtherns: Hold my grammar.
Y’all’d’ve only understand it in the south
Old Jack: *”TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES”*
Recent Jack: *”DING DING DING, TOP OF MORNING!”*
Jack Now: *_POTASSIUM_*
Influx_TrusTaRiot _ in short. Always yelling at camera.
Some things never change.
Hope he's still doing videos when he's yelling "Metamucil!".
Eyyy 420 likes nice
Jack: I’m often fooled by others
Felix, using that to his advantage by leading him to potatoes: **Jack, look, p o t a t o e s t h i s w a y**
I feel like this test doesn't account for things like Autism and ADHD
4:31
Jack: I care very dearly about fashion! Being the fashion icon that I am.
*Me thinking back to the flamingo shorts...* : Hhmmmmm
I don't know if that's true..... But I'm too lazy to check it out, so... here's a like.
Jack: no one says Y'all'dve right?
Me: laughs in Texan.
Mood
Bruh... Bruh-ette XD
Also, I might add, the syntax here would've included some kinda chiding reason as to why the (person in question) didn't arrive... Like "Y'all'dve come if it whad'nt for yer boss keepin' ya' in for tha weekend. Ts'alright though. We'll have plenty-a-leftovers."
Same
Laughs in Tennessean
I honestly was about to say that I say "Y'all'd've" a lot
test : y’all’d’ve
me; a hoosier: *ive been summoned*
You must be from southern Indiana, I’m guessing.
Megan Jones nah, i’m actually from noblesville lol
Hey, hoser
As someone who moved from Indianapolis (born in NW IN) to Arizona in April 2019, I relate
@@PaperFoxKenobi I am and can confirm i have used this plenty without realizing it XD
Mark's mental age: 7
Jack's mental age: 37
There is a great desparity here...lol
Guess we cant ship then anymore 😔
And thus, the SS Septiplier sunk. It hit an iceberg people later called; *The Age Gap*
“NOT TODAY SATAN!!!”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
Jack’s mental age: Very Mature
Everyone: *Doubt*
Sean: "Y'all'd've? There's no way anyone actually says this."
Me: "oh, you sweet summer child..."
It looks Gaelic.
Yeah I feel like a country bumpkin now lol
I'm originally from Omaha and I've been using y'all'd've within a few months of moving to Texas
Jack: "Anyone who says 'I'm baby' deserves to get slapped."
Me, a person who said it merely hours ago: *sweating*
And I oooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppp
my entire friend group at law school constantly says it lol
slaps.
Same
I love how you worded this comment
Jack: a child would not appreciate the artistic integrity of the people that put time and work into that me: but I’m a child and I do my dad is a music editor for movies and I watch him work all the time
"I do my dad"
Jack : anyone who says "I'm baby" deserves to be slapped
Me : yes I have waited for this moment for so long
Jack is going to slap pewds
I reported them there technically bullying by calling you names sorry guys that happend to you it wont happen anymore
@@miadevlin7753 nobody likes rude people so please stop being rude...
@@LyraaLyee No I'm oo
Mia Devlin you kind of are
@Kia Thibert-Ayers Grant facts
Jacksepticeye: *plays with a floppy banana*
Test: “That there looks like a productive 37 year-old man to me!”
Baby's play with toys such as floppy banana
Babies are productive and mature adults
Babies can do anything adults can
Put babies to work and give them taxes as soon as they are born
-put them in military-
Dude I tried to look at the comments for something funny and instead got a spoiler. Please don't make comments that can spoil the video.
P O T A S S I U M !
Gina Ruocchio Don’t read comments and concentrate on the video. Comments are made for leaving a review AFTER the video.
TrueDragonzzz Gaming they should still be conscientious about other people that haven’t gotten to that point in the video yet.
* rubs hands together *
"oo that got really warm !"
yes seàn, that is what scientists call *f r i c t i o n*
*POTASSIUM*
*POTASSIUM*
Nobody:
Absolutely not even God himself:
Sean: *P O T A S S I U M*
Jack: Nobody actually says that, right?
All of Texas: Y'all'd've laughed as hard as us if you heard Jack say that.
“Plans are just a list of things that go wrong” Rico Rodriguez
Me, a teenager: Mental age 40: Sit down child.
Damn I'm a pre teen and I got 31
I got 7 I’m 14 :’D
I’m 17 I got 46
I'm 13 and mine is 70 so respect to me
Alexis Karl ok boomer
Nobody:
Still Nobody:
Jack:
*POTASSIUM*
“There is no way any of you actually say that”
*Insert concerned Texan here*
Orange Blob what about concerned Oklahoman XD
Orange Blob you called?
"there's no way y'all actually say that" .... You've obviously never spent time in the South
Can I insert myself?
Her I am
“I will fight a child if I have to”
Sean- 2019
Yes
yes we saw that, stop quoting
Well it's a lot better than pewds, he takes pride in the fact that he's willing to kill a child
Ok Boomer
Mr Kakarot
It’s a memorable quote lmao
"I like going on trips but not as much as being a f**king potato"
Jack 2019
No one:
Not anyone:
Sean: POTASSIUM
I think Jack should take the “which Disney Princess are you” test
Jessica Mann YESSSsssssss
Yes
Yes
YAAASS
I agree
Sean: there’s no way people actually say y’all’d’ve
Me, an American in the south: 😬
Julia Grubisic yeah lol in the north we say you’d’ve 😅
i say it more than i should
Omg same I was dying laughing like I say it so much oh no 😅😅😅
Relatable
I’ve never heard this
Jack: “I can’t wait to beat the Ender Dragon!”
Death Stranding: *I’m bout to end Minecraft’s whole career*
@Karina Cat chech my hand in your bot face :)
He needed the lava underneath the portal. He CAN'T go to the End.
@@icecreamsandwitch3008 You don't need the lava under the portal. It's only decoration for the portal room.
@@icecreamsandwitch3008 no he didn't lol
@Karina Cat S . T . O . P . S . U . B . E . G . G . E . R . S
The knocking sound when he tapped his head and said small brain in here really scared me lol. I had to rewatch it three times just to make sure someone wasn’t outside my house knocking (and I jumped and looked around every time). This is what I get for wearing headphones, good job robin.
Jack: "Everyone who says I'm baby deserves to get slapped"
Me offended: *I'M BABY.*
'get stabbed' is something anti would say it's just his version of saying get dunked on
Play the “which Disney princess are you?” test please 😂
...no, he won't even check this comment
That's the best one to advice before his 37 years mental age test
No
TheRealTGJ X
wanna make a bet lmao. I’m in the top comment area now. He’ll see it. And it’s Seán, he’s fun.
"there is no way any of u actually say that"
*me, a southern person who says that*
Y’all’d’ve
Oh, Jack, there’s a reason why they call it the Wild West
TheGirlWithThatFace and canadians are nice for having to put up with you ‘ruffians’
Wild West, yet its southern XD
It’s used in the Midwest occasionally too lol
I’m from Alabama and I have never heard anyone say ”y’all’d’ve” in my life
I live in Texas and hear y’all’d’ve all the time
Sean: What am I doing... *while smacking his forehead with a floppy banana"
Connor from Detroit: Become Human has the "I'm baby" pass.
Me: clicks on vid wonder wat the ending is
Sean: POTASSIUM!!!
nobody:
Jack: *P O T A S S I U M*
🤣
Nobody:
Jacksepticeye: *I will fight a child*
I was scrolling past the comments really fast and saw your profile picture and I thought "Did vsauce comment on this?"