THE INTERNET'S DUMBEST QUIZZES! #1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มิ.ย. 2024
- Since I'm sick and can't record much, let's take the dumbest quizzes I could find on the internet
Skyrim on Amazon Alexa ► • PLAYING SKYRIM ON AMAZ...
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
►Twitch: / jacksepticeye
Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
/ pixlpit
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - ตลก
*_Honey, I'm Trash!_*
Specifically a random shoe someone found on the sidewalk in the middle of nowhere!
I've always known I'm garbage, it's just nice to finally have it fully settled what kind of trash I really am. I feel so liberated and free!
Micah Philson XD
imma trash mammal
Love it.
no your not your greet.
damn when you called demeter a drug dealer, my nerd ass was thinking of the possibilities of her actually doing that because she's the goddess of the harvest
She harvests that god weed
Haha
Sophie Harris i was exactly the same
Lol Jack says he'll get demonetized if he coughs blood on camera. *Previously shows Anti slitting his own throat with a knife with more blood acting possessed*
Anti wont get demonized but poor jack would
My aesthetic is Demeter now being a stoner farmer man
Wiggy whimwham
Demeter is a Greek GODDESS, so she's a woman
I'm pretty sure Demeter is a girl but.... eh I don't care
EmZim lol
Those who are talking Demeter being a goddess, I know. That was the point. Trust me. I know. It was satirical.
Legit right as soon as he said “top of the morning to ya laddies” I was like “yup, he’s sick”
SLAP Same, I was like: *expecting a real loud TOP OF THE MORNING*
Jack: TOP of the morning to you laddies.
Me: ...Jack, is that you?
Lol, Demeter is a goddess (though I suspect Jack knew that and was just making a joke).
It totally fits that he said "he" got that weed though 😂
Mac Foraday, I would have picked my buddy Apollo 😉
Mac Foraday ok so I wasn't the only one going to comment that Demeter was a goddess
Mac Foraday nope
I was coming to comment that lol. Gotta go with mah boi poseidon.
Jack, the random shoe, named jay-z, was killed by a cross bow shot when he was skiing
All comments:
50%: A WILD GROUP OF INTROVERTS HAVE COME FROM THEIR PITS AND HAVE STARTED TO SING THE SECOND SONG IN THE HIT MUSICAL HAMILTON AFTER SEEING THE NUMBERS “1776”
Other 50%: A WILD GROUP OF MYTHOLOGY NERDS AND PERCY JACKSON FANS HAVE COME FROM _THEIR_ PITS AND HAVE CORRECTED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BY SAYING THAT DEMETER IS A GODESS AND THE MOTHER OF FELLOW GODDESS PERSEPHONE
Levi Ackerman says the person who pointed out both, but honestly you're not wrong.
So true
I'm the second one
coming from a dude named by an anime character
Ivan Yague Svalina exactly.
Sean: (Selects ‘Responsibility’)
Me: (snorts)
Lol, I had that same reaction
I honestly thought Anti was taking over Jack when I heard the intro.
same
Not just the intro, the whole video
I'm you glitch bitch
That glitch bitch better go back to hell.
Anti is gone now because Jack is too lazy to dye his hair green
Jack, the circus trashman
Jack and Jerry we're always best friends. But, when Jack started sleeping with Mindy, the gloves were off. Jack was working at the the women's prison at his main job, garbage man. Every time he had a shift at the women's prison he would sleep with Mindy, who was arrested for ritualizing human bodies to Jay-Z. When Jerry heard the rumours from a prison guard, Jerry had planned a trip skiing with Jack. Jerry excused himself to the bathroom, pulled a crossbow and shot Jack in between his ribs, killing him. Jerry was arrested for murder and him and Mindy spent their sentences in prison from there on out. Little did they know, Jack's circus act would forever forth grow. Jack business booked and he was henceforth remembered.
CheeseWhiz Thank you.
@@gstarshh9528 of course,this was too good an opportunity to pass up
Once upon a time, there was a man named jay-z, he was part of the Illuminati and people were starting to realize that he was no rapper and now were figuring out his true identity so he ran away and left his old shoe to sleep with someone's wife and tried to escape via skiing but was shot in the chest with the crossbow leading to many more deaths. The end
KCMA Animates or Gaming, whatever very nicely written
I love how Robin drew in the Incredible's man in to connect the head with the shoes; that is gold, right there.
rosedarkling Exactly
The fricken incredibles "KNIFE" thing had me wheezing
Demon Hades the feet were inversed
I was really hoping he was going to say “Find Jericho!”
Jack...Demeter is a female god XDDDD
The weed part is on point though she's a plant goddess lol
Demeter is the goddess of growth and harvest. So yeah it still fits, we can ask her to grow us some weed. Hahaha.
Demeter's a goddess, Jack.. XD She's the mother of Persephone.
LOL, I said that too!
Thats what I said XD
No, he's the god with all that god weed
Lol me during this vid. I was like "that's a woman"
I sad that too why jack
1776, New York City. PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR SIR? THAT DEPENDS WHO'S ASKING? OH SURE SIR. I'M ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AT YOUR SERVICE SIR.
NUAH Is_Trash I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. I’m getting nervous *heavy inhale* SIR
Alee Cat I wanna to do what you did
Alee Cat I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study and I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours...I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials...
@@isabelladahlquist5200 You punched the bursar.
Are you or have you ever been a reptile?
*I... am a TURTLE!*
Jacksepticeye, also known as Jay-Z, also known as the Lonesome Shoe, was a member of an organization known as the Illuminati, and his job was to take out his Circus Rival using a revolver, but little did he know... that would all go wrong. He brought some of his closest friends, and his target, to a secluded skiing slope, that's where everything went wrong. You see, Jack had been sleeping with one of his friends' spouses for the past couple of days, and that friend had it out to kill Jack that night. While Jack was skiing down the slope he notices some of his friends lying in the snow... with arrows in their heads. Next thing he knew, Jack was struck right through the heart with an arrow, leaving him dead, tumbling down the mountain.
👏🏻
+Kye Brearley xD
Kye Brearley you're wrong you see his circus rival was actually his best friend since he was a child but Jack had been dating his rival's crush since 1777 and sleeping with his friend's wife his rival had taken out all his friends on the slope and his friend had killed him
Then he revived as a cow being killed to become a shoe and then being thrown to the trash
Kye Brearley lonesome shoe I die
I love how he said Demeter was a guy.
But he was right about the weed. Demeter harvests every kind of fruit and vegetables, including weed.
Got so shookt when Jack pointed Demeter then said "mah boi" like broooo she's Persephone's mother and Hades' mother-in-law 😂 you must be talking about Dionysus, the wine god XD
My...
Name is Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Spontaneous Geek NO
Yes
Spontaneous Geek I love how connor has become a meme
Spontaneous Geek my god it's CONNOR SENT BY CYBERLIFE
NO ON WHO SAYS THAT IS FUNNY
"I'm gonna choose cocktail .. because it has the word cock in it"
Sometimes I forget he's about 14 years older than me...
Mikey Moo Wait, so your telling me he's not 14!
Itzel Flores Yup. That is the result of 5 years of research.
Mikey Moo same
Mikey Moo same but he’s 17 years older than me
That remind me of Dragon's Dogma, when the Cockatrice appeared and the pawns was saying "It has the head of a Cock!"
Now we know Jack's fetish
God damn it jack
vore, garbage, and pewds dressed as satan... what a party
MY kind of party
It's a party of fetishes huh bring out the garbage bags and green hair dye
Vore?
Jack : The secret is inside you
Me : Mkay, I'll start searching
*Starts picking nose*
...ew
*me grabs knife stabs self*
Oh... *finds paper*
*opens paper*
The paper says: HAH YOU DEAD NOW
Me: shi-
Sean, I don’t feel so good...
*(Fades into a bag of trash)*
Jack 2018
Daniel Sambar OMFG this was fucking hilarious😂😂😂
I don't want to go Sean, please, I don't want to go
*screams* nO
Hahaha, someone give a heart to this man!!
Let me just say that Robin is the best editor ever in my eyes
4 words Brad
Marcus Roux agreed xD
BRAD #1 AND #2?????????
Marcus Roux the incredibles thing was so funny
Have u seen yog toms editor josh hes fucking hilarious
Demeter is a girl jack... she is Persephone's mom (the girl that was kidnapped by Hades and ate the pomegranate seeds so she has to go back to Hades for a few months of every year because of that, and so Demeter gets sad and causes all of the plants to die and the weather to get cold causing winter)
TheOneUnknown ΣΤΑ ΑΡΧΙΔΙΑ ΜΑΣ
It’s called SEASONS.
Jack....you know nothing about the Greek gods do you 😂
demeter is a woman. the goddess of harvest and mother of Persephone.
My best friend has a very similar name and I’m pretty sure he’s named after her. Demetri
I think she could grow some gas if she wanted to
.........oops.
😂😂😂
I was hoping at the end you would say
"FIND JERICHO" LOL
Markos Symeonides WE ARE ALIVE! WE ARE ALIVE! WE ARE ALIVE!
WE ARE FREE! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ANDROIDS!
ME TOO
there was a chance...and he missed it
No..
*NOOOOOOOOOOO...!*
Sean (calmly): top of the morning to ya
Internet (yells in complete panic): WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!!??
This whole video is a mood
Also, who annimated Mr.Incredible? That was totally unexpected.
Tissa BFF I'd say it was Robin.
Ok, thanks
Robin
Robin
Tissa BFF it was good ol' Robin bobin
"Honey, I'm a random shoe"
I have found the trifecta Jack. I have solved your riddle.
Jack: "I don't feel so good"
Me: "Goddammit Thanos"
“I don’t feel so good”
Damnit Thanos! Not Jack too!
Christina Nightraven just what I was thinking
the illuminati symbols were jacks majestic triangle eyebrows
If there isn't a compilation of every jack video with each triangle I'll scream.. internally mostly..
Don't worry about the guy in the yard. He's just here to read Demeter.
Hope you feel better Jack
A random shoe called Jay-z got killed by a crossbow while skiing.
Jack: I don't feel so good
Jack: * Fades away*
I hope you feel better Jack! Love you!
So Jack is a baby, a ray of sunshine, and garbage.....
*This man is EVERYTHING*
Yeah, I can agree. He's a potato, a child, a rainbow, a unicorn. So... Yea pretty much EVERYTHING 😂
hi I'm bill gates
Ayman Abousalem he's also connor the android sent by cyberlife
dont forget hes Jay-Z
Red, my childhood favorite color. Green, the theme of my channel. And BLACK, THE COLOR OF MY GABAGE SOUL.
I’m shook but I’m also dying of laughter😂. Help.
As soon as he referenced DBH I clicked the like button so fast. This video made me smile a lot but that by far was something that I need to remember.
We may be trash, but we're your trash Jack
You're garbage
It him
YOU
Let's be trash all the time, *BOI!*
We are the trash and he's the trash bag 😂😂😂😂😂
So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Mr.Incredible is THICC?
Gabriel Trujillo yes
Shhhh we dont speak of mr incredible's thiccness
only yes welcome speak dont you herd have never this seen or when?
Yeeeeess we are
Gabriel Trujillo yes plz
Jack: "a very special summer"
Me: clearly not me, I'm not special
"Non of the answers have core in them" I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did
Robin puts in work that doesn’t get commended so I’m here to say good work robin you make the video even more enjoyable then it already is
What kind of garbage is Jack? Well we all know the answer to this one...
“HONEY I’M TRASH!”
Although Jack’s a great piece of trash ❤️
Cutie Pie18 Jacks like that thing you really love but everyone that sees it just says “throw it out, that’s trash!” And your there all sad so you put it in the trash and that you jump in there too be why not and then that piece of trash turns into Jacksepticeye and all he says is “hello my name is Connor, an android sent by siber life” and your just like WWWWOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! And he’s all like DDEEEVVVVIIIIIAAANNNNNTTTTTTTT and then you’re all like DDUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE and he’s all like IIIII KKKNNNNOOOOOOWWWWW RRIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTand then you get ice cream together... I’m relatable...
jack: and i dont feel so good
me, a marvel fan: *has war flashbacks*
It's been a long time since I've cringed at one of your videos... But this one got me. Repeatedly.
DEMETER IS A GODESS NOT A GOD
Thank you! A another not an idioit
I was like um.. Jack...Demeter is NOT ya boy...
Ser but she still be given out that god weed tho
Ser, your name is cheese in polish
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD SAY IT
Jack, Demeter is a Goddess...
demeter is the goddess of plants and other kind of trees flowers excetara
echhtreme. I was just going to say that
yeah he confused her with demetrius lmaoo
I love the friends reference with the Spider-Man thing 😂😂
Jack: The Dumbest Quizzes!
*TH-cam Survey appears as an ad*
Legit the best day of my life
Jacka-boi=no trash
(Get better soon 💙)
When you realize Demeter is a girl and she has a daughter trapped in Hell. ._.
Ben Anderson "Demeter's Daughter; Persephone, was forced to the Underworld Deity; Hades, that led the Earth's Land Surface to a Snowy Winter, & Zeus wasn't Appointed to this at ALL. So Persephone can come back to her Parent every Spring; Summer; Fall."
Ben Anderson Her daughter is named Persephone and was kidnapped by Hades cause he's EVIL!
He really isn't evil. Guilty of kidnapping, yes. But not as much as many other beings in myth. He even lets her go to her parents. He only tortures those who deserve it. Trying to cheat death, cooking their own children, trying to steal his wife, and many other examples. But he was kind of fair when people visited him as per rules of hospitality, but you be in charge of the underworld and maintain a sunny disposition. Gave Orpheus a shot of bringing back his wife, let Heracles borrow his dog if he was strong enough. He didn't even choose to be lord of the underworld. He literally drew the short straw. So many long stories short, He loves his wife, does his job, keeps his word.
Riley Herrington do you watch miscellaneous myths?
Well, sorta trapped.
I think jack is most funny in videos where he takes it a bit easy
Jack: " I don't feel so good!"*turns to dust*
"Via crossbow while skiing" the most normal way to die
Meme Lord top 5 best fortnite kills
How
I came from mark's vid and you are a nice guy
MrFishyBob thanks
Np my boi
*HONEY, JACK SAYS I'M TRASH!!*
That's ok, dear.
*:D*
PS: Get well soon, Jackaboy!
I think you mean PS.
Matthew Johnson true, i really hate my keyboard!
Hi jack this a person like poder cakes
Why there's something in the side of your name
Zevastian 1991 how did you get that picture?
get well Jackaboy. Get through the sickness LIKE A BOSS
Two Friends references within mere minutes of each other.. very nice
Demeter is a Greek goddess
Key part: godd - ess
Spartan Angel THANK YOU.
Kratos is not a god in the old myths.!
Jaden Seay Actually Kratos in Greek Mythology was the son of Pallas and Styx, and sibling to Nike, Bia, and Zelus
THANK YOU
Demeter's a girl.....she's goddess of the harvest...*Just Wanted To Say That*
Gamer Girls 1928 I wanted to say that too, but I didn’t want to spoil his fun
Thank you for your service to Jack’s education
Gamer Girls 1928. She's harvesting that weed.
Gamer Girls 1928 oh thank you so much
Well it still goes with her being a drug dealer
Right at the end when he talks about the illuminate it actually started thundering outside my house lol
So many friends references I’m so happy
What Type Of Garbage Are You?
The type that can be recycled
Software Man That's deep
no idea
Same tbh
Great, i'm even more useless now!
Demetre is actually female- and just do happens to be goddess of crops so weed is surprisingly fitting
Deanobeanocappachino ACTUALLY Demeter is the GOD of wine and revalry
Deanobeanocappachino ACTUALLY Demeter is the GOD of wine and revalry
Christian Jarvis
that's Dionysus not Demeter.
Deanobeanocappachino It's Demeter not Demetre, she's not Russian😋😂😂lol
That's the other Greek God who's name starts with a D...
"wiggy wim wam!" had me laughing so hard LMFAO
Jack:"Two bags couldn't contain me". Jackey boy the wild shot not even two containers could contain
Damn Demeter became a drug dealer that's interesting 😂
She’s always been out there dealing her god-weed.
desiigner tg laced ambrosia cuh
And a man... Lol
Chelsea Boykin i legit cringed when he called her a man lmao
NOOOOOOO I LOVE GREEK DONT RUIN IT OR I WILL GRAB THE REST OF THE ILLUMINATE GANG AND WE WILL FIND U. Oh no. I said to much
I don't think Sean knows greek mythology because Demeter is the goddess of the harvest. Not the Greek god of weed. That's Snoopius Dogius
cats are musical insturments : Well since she's the goddess of harvest and growth she could give other God's and Goddess' weed, I mean she can just grow it....☺😏
Weed is a plant tho. You can harvest the weed!
All hail SNOOPIUS DOGIUS 😆😂🤣👍
Demeter is a she, but she would be the god that would supply the weed to the other gods, if there was weed in ancient Greece. (The big narcotics back then and there were mostly poppy based, which is something she's credited in introducing to the world)
Thank u, I love Greek mythology, and I thought I was some how the only one who notice, plus he called her a god, not a goddess
ALL THOSE FRIENDS REFERENCES YAAAS
Omg in the beginning he goes "I don't feel so good" and I almost cried because of infinity war 😭
That mr incredible.
I dieded
DIEDED
DIEDED
DIEDED
I'm deading
I know what i said
Demeter is a goddess. She is God of the harvest, agriculture, justice and the cycle of life
Ace Of Spades yup
Harvest and agriculture... that means she has the power to grow WEED!
_ _Madicorn_ _ *WEEEEED* *WEEEEEED* *WEEEEEEED!*
Rip Jacksepticeye
Also he said "My boy Demeter". Bro Demeter is a goddess
Jack: "1776..."
Me: *pauses the video* "NEW YORK CITY!"
Demeter was a *gurl*
MeHow that’s what I said like omg jack
💀💀
*silent cringe*
I was wondering why he was saying ‘my boy Demeter’
I think you mean a *gorl*
Jack is now officially spider man because he doesn't feel so good
Finn Balor NOOOOOOO
Years of TH-cam and Yelling finally caught up with Jack
Omg so many friends quotes I love this vid
Did Jack even know what he was talking about by the end of this video?
Meme Lord good question!
Meme Lord of course, can't you tell he's the all-powerful jacksepticeye of course he know what he saying......
nope
I don’t think so...
The answer is no
I don't have the heart to tell Séan that Demeter is a woman
but you just did
"Demeter's that guy..."
*Demeter shakes HER head and sighs.*
Jack: I don't feel so good
Me: *chokes*
Damn you Marvel
Jack: “1776”
Me: “.....NEW YORK CITY !!!” 🎶🙌🏻
Unicorn Princess my hamfam!!!!!
Pardon me are you Connor sent by Cyberlife sir?
That depends, who's asking?
Oh to be sure sir. I’m Alexander Septiceye at your service sir, I have been looking for you.
I'm getting Nervous
Zuckerberg is not a lizard. He is the original, the first to pass the Turing test.
My name is Connor. iM tHe aNDrOiD sEnT bY cYbErLiFe.
Zucc is an android confirmed
so is Zucc rA9?
Anønymøus Urie: No, they implied that the first android to pass the Turing test was not the first to awaken during the incident with the founder of CyberLife. Also, passing the Turing test in real life just means being able to trick people into thinking the machine is sentient, not actually possessing sentience.
Hello my Connor is name, I'm the Cyberlife sent by Androids
Me *in the PJO fandom*
Sean: Ima go with my boi Demeter,
Me *internally screaming*
Jack likes spiderman,
He sometimes dresses like spiderman,
He said I don't feel so good...
Jack: the flat Earth
Earth Chan: I'M NOT FLAT
Earth CHAN? Earth is way older than us so it's not chan
NO SHES TRIANGLE