Genie : You have three wishes Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: Cant do that Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes Genie: Understandable, have a great day.
@@Comedygoldzz *we have a wheel thing to collect water on the roof but it has seats on the inside (a wheel with seats inside) and my friend had to sit in there and she looked like she was going to cry and I asked why and she said "mOndO wheeL!" The capital letters are just to express pitch*
I just had a fight with my man... He wanted to go outside and told me i cant just stay in forever... i had to pause my netflix to tell him that i have to build a new setlement in fallout. I love Lockdown 🤫
"doesn't even look like that good of a show" oh no... no... I can hear them, the JoJo fans! They're breaking the walls! and I brought the Sledgehammer!
nonono your missing the point. The younger the slave you pay about $10 more because they live longer. choose the younger one. And if your choosing a kid use this www.bonanza.com/listings/18th-and-19th-Century-Child-Size-Hand-Forged-Iron-Slave-Shackles-with-Key/393354398?goog_pla=1 I dont have slaves this was minute browsing. if I never upload again say these were my last words : I HATE THE FBI
Genie: You have 3 wishes and 3 rules Genie: Rule 1: bring back dead people Genie: Rule 2: No wishing for love Genie: Rule 3: No wish for more wishez Me: I wish for another genie that has infinite wishes and comes every time I snap my fingers
2:31 I think I finally found the part where I become an agent of chaos because I love the idea of Bubble wrap that doesn't pop when you squeeze it. HERE THAT, CHILDHOOD ANXIETY??!! NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!! 3:00 I am unsure how to process this information.
9:12 exactly. I flip mine over because I have "Flip to shh" enabled so nobody has to be bothered by aggressive vibrations whenever I get a notification
POV: You’ve already seen the “grandma approved” comment. I know where all of you live You can’t escape from me God damnit they deleted the comment Oh they didn’t
Microwave - I’m the best at cooking stuff! Stove - no I am! Air fryer - amateurs.... Microwave and stove - what did you just say? Air fryer - AMATEURS!!!!
Come, my fellow jojo fan, we shall crusade all the way to egypt and slay the emkay for insulting the manga version of jojo. Bring your stando power while I bring my hamon, german science and stando power to share with you
The DS battery one is so true. My 3DS can survive anything, works like a charm and still fun to play. Nicktoons MLB and Super Mario 3D Land are my go-to games
"Not that good of a show" I..... i just need...... a moment. The english version sucks because they sound like posh children having a school fight but watching it with subtitles is amazing i will steal your kneecaps and eat them with my cereal you do not even understand how much i love jojos bizarre adventure.
@@car.guh. tbh- you could consider it a show. Pretty much all animes are series, and a lot are on Netflix- Anything on Netflix is considered either a show or movie. I would consider anime series a show, but uh- y e a h
True its a pain in the ass when they are 50% slower than your walk speed especially when you're playing on keyboard and can't use analog to control your speed
I was once reading yaoi on my phone and my mom was all "You see, technology is not only for video games, and I'm proud you understood that!" I think I don't thank God enough for letting me be born in a family that doesn't speak English.
grandma approved
Epic
makoto approved
Jimb0 approves you : 3
Thank you grandma! Very cool!
Nice
New bubble wrap: I cannot pop
Me with a pistol: *parry this ya f*cking causal!*
People called me crazy when I started stockpiling bubble wrap
Look who is laughing now!
(also good comment hope you have a good day)
Life hack buy the good bubble rap online for a low price then receive the shitty bubble rap stab it and enjoy the good bubble rap
OwO
Me in Italy Who still recives the old Bubbles wrap:
Tis' but a scratch
"The lion, the witch and the audacity of this b*tch"
lmao that got me
same bro
Genie : You have three wishes
Me: I wish for more wishes
Genie: Cant do that
Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes
Genie: Understandable, have a great day.
outsmarted the outsmarting of the outsmarting!
granted, you WERE allowed to wish for more wishes.
@@STARMAP_07 exactly he should have said (i wish i AM allowed to wish for more wishes)
No one:
Jack: You receive great jokes and sanity. I receive money.
Underrated
Johnny boi
Alright.
I'll take the jokes but keep my insanity
Nice deal
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that captain America tried to choke a robot.
Lol
Age of Ultron?
I've seen that one before
Remember, it's captain *America*
That's why
@@refrigatoreqtv1578 Lol
Jack: "I didn't know I wanted snakes with hands until now."
Boa constrictors after Jack's wish is granted: [Skill points available.]
I don't get it
@@binguse The boa will unlock a skill that give them hands so they can stop feeding in LoL
@@XxRubenYoxX i still don't get the reference
@@binguse Maybe you just don't play games
@@binguse y
Jack: "Doesn't even look that good of a show"
JoJo fans: So you have chosen... death.
This comment is so overused, you would be funnier if you just said “jojo gay ”
@@ICER702 jojo good
Jojo bad stop you simps
@Katenyosu *Jotaro enters the building and destroys Jack*
His name is john cena
"unless you're a satanist, I've made that mistake before."
_Wait a damn minute-_
*_WAIT A DAMN MINUTE_*
ehhehe 69 likes
@Jacob Lanzer holy crap-
Jack: call’s Stardust Crusaders outdated
Also Jack: acts so so excited to make a Battle Tendency reference
A Josuke pfp. Person of culture.
@@FainthedCherry yep
I mean battle tendency was better than stardust crusaders, my opinion.
@@sand8630 I agree
Literally 😂
Jack, from Aussie to Aussie, WE DO NOT NEED SNAKES WITH HANDS
I mean...if it's those small cartoony spaghetti hands... I think it'll look cute
3:48 he sounded like laserbeam
Yes
Aussies go brrrr
I’m an Aussie bye the way
e
im a human btw
Jack is somehow so good at doing the "Americans are making dumb American memes" one for some reason it's perfect
I mean, he’s Australian so
“If you want her so bad, be her dad.”
Wait....
I was wondering if that would be missed due to all of the JoJo and grandma in the replies.
@@mespencer9607 same lol
69 likes
@@SnorlaxWhisperer crap im gunna have to take back my like because its at 70 now
@@cautixon ok
5:16
Jack: *Insults jojo*
Me: OFFENDED
Jack: *Starts squealing over snakes with arms*
Me, unable to get mad now: ...Forgiven.
No
That is unforgivable
No
That is unforgivable
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
Holyyyyyyyy sheeeeeeeet !
what is a jojo a gay squirrel?
7:22 I was like “WHEN DID VOLDEMORT GET A PHONE LET ALONE A NUMBER”
Then the joke came and I was like “oh-“
Mayonnaise
Exotic butter? More like mondo butter
(And thats a compliment lmao)
@@Comedygoldzz *we have a wheel thing to collect water on the roof but it has seats on the inside (a wheel with seats inside) and my friend had to sit in there and she looked like she was going to cry and I asked why and she said "mOndO wheeL!" The capital letters are just to express pitch*
LOL
I NEEDED this channel right now, doing homework, and my school REALLY wants me to do 3 full essays on the holidays and just gives no help
Me as an introvert: HE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH
I just had a fight with my man... He wanted to go outside and told me i cant just stay in forever... i had to pause my netflix to tell him that i have to build a new setlement in fallout. I love Lockdown 🤫
@@isforme2789 lol
@@isforme2789 never been so proud of a random stranger
th-cam.com/video/lat-wjFsmLY/w-d-xo.html
@@pasu4084 jokes on you i had my headphones in and was by myself
"If you want her so bad, be her dad."
Me: 👁👄👁
Alabama 100
*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*
ALABAMA
"D-daddy? What are you doing?"
@@nostromisofficial6894 nothing. Step daughter.
5:16
"Some weird out dated anime reference"
You're on thin ice. Hopefully *they* don't find you.
*Starts doing a pose* a person across the street “What the fuck”
>:(
I just commented this :/
Also he says its probably bad
Too late
Salesman: Do you want that cord?
Customer: No, I want a DIScord
You mean "a social aaaaaaaaapp"
"doesn't even look like that good of a show"
oh no... no... I can hear them, the JoJo fans! They're breaking the walls! and I brought the Sledgehammer!
HE SHAL NOT PASSSSSSS JOJO FOREVER!!!!!!!!
I didn’t know what was so good about jojo but then I started watching it. I love dio’s design
U THOUGHT I WAS OFFENDED, BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!
@@noogiethefirst8381 is the show any good tho
@@TechSupportDave it is How I’m killing myself
Insults JoJo :wedge : WHOMST HAS SUMOND THE ANCIENT ONE
I think you mean:
WHOMST DARE TO SUMMONTH THINE ANCIENT ONE
AYE AYEE AYE!
yare yare daze
kocchi wo miro
w e d g e
"is this some outdated anime reference?"
me: so you have chosen... death.
Aiy aiy yai yaaaah
*pills men theme*
Pillar
*puts on a stone mask-*
Pills men lol
another jojo simp it's normal at this point
Jack singing is like a choir of angels
“Some weird anime reference.”
Jojo fans: *so you have chosen...death?*
Edit: Guys. It’s been 4 months. Where are y’all even coming from?
That’s the joke
im 10th liker
Yes! How dare he ruin dis for me my organs stopped working when he spoke those rude mouth words! That human is uncultured in my death note!!
The show is bizzare tho
But him calling it not good is ..... Unforgivable
Oh I'm not from new Caledonia but I am from somewhere everyone mentions when talking about bats and cococovirus
Hmmmmm....
Egypt?
Nailed it
*hahahaha* no its North Alumaski!
Uhh
Oh of course, the global pandemic Cococovirus
Everyone: Talking about video and completly disregarding the jojo insult
Me: FALL OF YOUR HORSE
Off*
the next time i see someone in a wheelchair im going to commend them for their great johnny joestar cosplay
We ain't disregarding it he was just spitting facts
Yeah I commented about it.
jack's really out here dissing jojo :(
Genie:*explains illegal wishes*
Me:I wish their were no illegal wishes
Genie:...WELL SHI-
Genie: you have 3 wishes
Someone: i wish for 4 wishes
Genie: you have 3 wishes left
Me: I wish i am rich
Genie: so,, what's your next wish, Rich ?
Lol
Samm
Damn*
@@hanselkane9047 I wish that you stop doing these jokes
genie: aight cool **disappers**
Jack: calls JoJo bad
All JoJo fans in a 607 fotball fields range: *l e t t h e b o d i e s h i t t h e f l o o r*
As a jojo fan who is more than 607 football fields away I agree
Have you ever heard of "meters"?
Za Warudo!
The rumors were true...
Let the bodies hit the floor
Jack: doesn't even look that good of a show
The entire JOJO fan base: visible anger
I think he joked.... If not then rip to the snacc that smiles bacc
what's a JoJo?
I new when he said that he was going to die
I shall use my stand
Jojo is a jojo reference
I swear to god bruh, drinking water at 2 or 3 am tastes exactly like the elixir of immortality
PHILOSOPHERS STON-
Me: *searches ‘slaves’ on google*
Google: Shopping
FBI: ;-;
nonono your missing the point. The younger the slave you pay about $10 more because they live longer.
choose the younger one. And if your choosing a kid use this www.bonanza.com/listings/18th-and-19th-Century-Child-Size-Hand-Forged-Iron-Slave-Shackles-with-Key/393354398?goog_pla=1
I dont have slaves this was minute browsing.
if I never upload again say these were my last words :
I HATE THE FBI
@@quickgmoney1239 OML WTF WHY DO THEY FUCKING SELL THAT HElP IM SCARED
@@formahnoorsaqib4567 dont worry slaves can still be bought from the black market. im no dealer
@@quickgmoney1239 r/holdup
@@iamnotmessy123 y e s imma go look at it
I get that one joke. Because he would say: Dis a pear, but if you put it all together it’s
Nice.
This is too clever for the mortals to understand
You missed the "Disappear"
@@GDgabe AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU`VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, r/woooosh (with 4 o`s)
@@foxooverlord r/ihavereddit
"Doesn't even look that good of a show"
*Doots in sad Aztec*
He doesn't even realise that it's the manga version of jojo
@@epicinferno6703 karsu
I feel you kars, my fellow villain
Karzoo
@@Youmeandthedud omfg yes
Genie: You have 3 wishes and 3 rules
Genie: Rule 1: bring back dead people
Genie: Rule 2: No wishing for love
Genie: Rule 3: No wish for more wishez
Me: I wish for another genie that has infinite wishes and comes every time I snap my fingers
Me snapping my fingers to the rhythm of a 2000’s pop song during my concert to the shampoo bottles in the shower:
"in France we call it the Eiffel Tower"
Who wants to tell him?
You
@@Dr.Don5 Yes You.
I'm not gonna
Can I tell him or does it have to be someone french
@@Zerst2 Someone French is preferable, so I can tell him if you want to since I am... But don't you think we should go and gather more French people?
If you can buy a nuclear bomb from the Internet, you can buy anything from there.
Search history: "Children" "Slaves" "Bombs" "Body pillows"
@@juicyjoe5329 hmmmm
Even cheeseburger?
@@bmartin6182 yes.
I bought land from the internet and received some Lego land
“Some outdated anime reference”
...9 seconds...
...8 seconds...
@꧁༒𒊹KÄTŽ𒊹༒꧂ゆ *ROADAH ROLLAH DA*
Stop
@Matthew Alexander lmao
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
@@WantedRaiderism stop
2:31 I think I finally found the part where I become an agent of chaos because I love the idea of Bubble wrap that doesn't pop when you squeeze it. HERE THAT, CHILDHOOD ANXIETY??!! NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!!
3:00 I am unsure how to process this information.
"Doesn't look like that good of an anime" WOAH WOAH NO NEED TO GET POLITICAL
I made the likes in on your comment from 69 to 70
Have a great day
4:06 as an introvert I can neither confirm nor deny that statement
" unless your secretly Satan "
Santa : * Looks around nervously *
Mayonnaise
@@laddaleangthong2769 Salad cream
Mustard
Saint Nick & Old Nick.
mhmm
About the shower one: I once cried in the shower for one hour before realizing.
emkay insults jojo
jojo fans:WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE HOLY ONE
" *Yare Yare daze, You piss me off.* "
pick a god and start praying
I got my piano and a Italian boy who with me
I got a couple of Japanese people with me
I got a pair of hands that smell like KFC
9:12 exactly. I flip mine over because I have "Flip to shh" enabled so nobody has to be bothered by aggressive vibrations whenever I get a notification
7:38 that's the saddest French I have ever heard, do it again
wesh qui comprend quand je parle français
@@trayfr moi
C'est facile à comprendre quand on est français
@@cocokill3048 il est vrai que cela aide à la compréhension d'un texte en français
Bonjour French humans
Jack is gonna love the spartan commandos on DeviantArt
When emkay says that jojo is bad:
BrEaK DoWn bReAk dOwN
Do you mean MENTAL „break down break down“
U mean like break emkays neck? Nobody can insult jojo
@@greenhead352 NEVER
@@greenhead352 it's not bad your eyes are just broken
@@greenhead352 You don't have to worry about it being bad, because your face will look even worse
Comments in this video:
50% anything
50% how dare you insulting jojo???
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
I have realised that the meme about shopping nuclear bomb is not fake
Same bro.
NANI
Imma buy one for japan
So... Funny story. I bought one and it is in my house. I'm bout to send it to Afghanistan.
Your FBI Agent has too
5:35 everyone gangsta until you realize those are fishing hooks
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Also me: *HEY FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE DOING TODAY*
Lol
Time to f_____ bomb something
Why is nobody mentioning his ability to sing dead or alive so fucking amazing!! Am i the only one that wants the full song from him
I honestly like Jack's contribution as narrator I hope you can work with him more! :)
Meme: Maybe I AM a horse
Him: and to that I say "Neigh" you are not you are-
Me: Was that Intentional?
Him: **Realizes**
Me: So, No?
I am a brony and found this hilarious.
im 100h liker
s c r i p t e d
Wow
3:37 exact same here. I thought I knew computers until a few weeks ago
"Some outdated anime reference, doesnt even look that good of a show."
Jojo stans:"So you have chosen.... Death!"
*Chase starts playing*
Whats Jojo?
@@vArmistice JoJo's bizarre adventure, its an anime
@@arlecchinoimpact725 *Jotaro voice* DIO
@@nickmedun7414 Hooh. You're approaching me?
"Who's named Polo?"
Niccolo and Marco Polo, for example...
POV: You’ve already seen the “grandma approved” comment.
I know where all of you live
You can’t escape from me
God damnit they deleted the comment
Oh they didn’t
HOW'D U KNOW
@@kylebroflovski5812 because it’s above mine lol
red
I have
I have
Watched this video one time and I'm repeating "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG" over and over again
6:11
Mom: cracks door
8 year old me: slowly opens up the ds
Mario: HELLO
Mom: hold up.
@Infinite_Scripts I guess you’re screwed in this situation
“Doesn’t even look that good of an anime”
*your free trial of existence has expired, please renew by saying jojo is good*
it was a manga photo tho
@@radicallarry5952 and????
I guess I’ll stay dead
stands are aight but story lines kinda fucked
Jojo is wack
Microwave - I’m the best at cooking stuff!
Stove - no I am!
Air fryer - amateurs....
Microwave and stove - what did you just say?
Air fryer - AMATEURS!!!!
My farts: ArE yOu sUrE aBoUt ThAt!?!
ACLIME I am concerned for you
Air Fryers suck.
Haha TRUE
Totally agree
That one Karen that is actually kind seeing Karen memes is probably very embarrassing
“Irrational childhood fear”
*gets ad about cat litter*
nice
Bro
aaaAAAAAAAAA NoT tHe LiTtEr PlEaSe
@@SnowDragon_2204 Actually got the ad for Freddy when you said that
@@SnowDragon_2204 lol
‘Some out dated anime reference’
That One sentence made me so mad I nearly threw my phone
I agree with him
I mean I dont like JoJo either. Just not an Anime I find interesting to me. It's good anime, just not a anime for me
“Art students calling them unemployed.”
Me, an artist drawing while watching this video: ouch-
Damn
Oof
I know about some austrian painter that instead of being unemployed, he became a politician
Fun Fact: Despite what you may think, you can still pop that bubble wrap. You need to stand on it to counteract the strength.
Him, disrespects jojo me: "you mama'd your last mia"
Why did you put disrespects JoJo in quotes
Lord Guardian, Traveler's Chosen lmao-
Come, my fellow jojo fan, we shall crusade all the way to egypt and slay the emkay for insulting the manga version of jojo. Bring your stando power while I bring my hamon, german science and stando power to share with you
I'll bring my spin technologies
@@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i changed it!
This guy doesn’t know jojo’s bizarre adventure even though every episode had a meme and inspired so many different memes
Ikr
It’s because anime is shit😕
@@breadless_crust5445 wtaf did you just say
Chariot Requiem
Umm, just read the comment?😂
Chariot Requiem
and why are you saying that anime’s good when this is the kind off shit that goes on in it
th-cam.com/video/K9o3yG9MLd4/w-d-xo.html
The DS battery one is so true. My 3DS can survive anything, works like a charm and still fun to play. Nicktoons MLB and Super Mario 3D Land are my go-to games
@Leviathan my ds once was in my pocket when i went into i pool and it soaked in for like 2 hours it shouldnt work anymore
@@mingkanglin9017 yes and i dont know why
@Leviathan lmao
me who literally played my 3ds for two solid hours earlier because i wanted to reboot my animal crossing town and get it just right
ADMIT IT HOT BLADE IS YOUR SECOND ACCOUNT
13:18 PIKACHU USES A PICKACHU
emkay: it doesn’t even look like that good of a sho-
everyone: ZA WARUDO
*7 second later* everyone: ROADA ROLLADA
It really isn't that good of a show.
@@Hyperborean_Skibidi death penalty
Rero rero rero
@@nathaliecoulibaly763 stfu part 1 is the best part gay giorno lover
"Not that good of a show"
I..... i just need...... a moment.
The english version sucks because they sound like posh children having a school fight but watching it with subtitles is amazing i will steal your kneecaps and eat them with my cereal you do not even understand how much i love jojos bizarre adventure.
Yeah and pour the milk first in front of his eyes to torture him
The english version is okay but it just doesn't give the same experience as the japanese version
@Leonard Lim r/ihadastroke
👌 Y e s :)
I don’t like JoJo
Emkay: says jojo is outdated and doesn’t look like a good show
Me who enjoys jojo and emkay at the same time:it is acceptable
*me who scrolled through the comments with popcorn waiting for the outcry of jojo fans as emkay called their show outdated*
@@callumjones9664its anime not a show my guy
@@car.guh. I know literally nothing about anime, so forgive me for not caring enough to check
@@car.guh. tbh- you could consider it a show. Pretty much all animes are series, and a lot are on Netflix- Anything on Netflix is considered either a show or movie. I would consider anime series a show, but uh- y e a h
I watched all of jojo to a point where i had a dream where i was one of the jojo's
When there wasn’t a 2020 rewind
my favorite is "Love is strong, BUT THE ENGINE IS STRONGER"
YES YES
NPCs when they are ahead of you
"You're too fast! wait up!"
NPCs when they are behind you
"Hurry up, you're too slow"
a NPC calling you slow is like twitter canceling twitter
*immediately thinks of Susie from deltarune*
True its a pain in the ass when they are 50% slower than your walk speed especially when you're playing on keyboard and can't use analog to control your speed
13:40
Jack: "Kids don't do this!"
Me: *fades away*
Salesman:Do you want this cord
Costumer:I want dis cord
5:17
Him:Not a good show
Jojo fans:*Casually Loads Shotgun* Repeat that sentence WORD for WORD again please?
That good stuff
I got z shotgun well on fortnite I did lol
1:54 When your mom bursts into your room to yell at you for playing video games but you are reading Hentai.
I was once reading yaoi on my phone and my mom was all "You see, technology is not only for video games, and I'm proud you understood that!" I think I don't thank God enough for letting me be born in a family that doesn't speak English.
@@hasna2012 was the plot good?
@@felipebatistadeoliveira211 idk is it?
i thought exactly that
Read?
"do you want that cord?"
"no. i want gay teamspeak"
"no, i want edgy skype"
No i want hacker paradise zoom
Jack: says water taste better after 12am
Me who lives in Colorado: It's permanent midnight here then.
I went on google, searched “nuclear bomb” pressed shopping THER WAS NOTHING I don’t get it, this is AMERICA
@Edward Sturgeon o.O
@Edward Sturgeon - 🤔
AMERICA EXPLAIN!
@Edward Sturgeon same lol
@Edward Sturgeon i also found mutiple other things like a bomb shell for 9 dollars and nuclear reactor which i pretty sure look fake
“Happy new year”
World war 3 scares
Cancellation
Covid 19
Oooooooo
OnE mOrE tImE
L’MANBURG BLEW UP
Australia burning to the ground
Kobe Bryant's death
People practically murdering each other for toilet paper
@@amyartlover i dont get it, do they not have cats in Australia? like they are the flufiest thing and you dont gotta worry bout smelly fingers
I feel like the "OnE mOrE tImE" sounds familiar
15:25
me when an 8 yo kid come to the playground: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
Luke the Notable??????????
LOVE THIS GUY
" I know where you live and I will get you neutered " - EmKay
As an introvert I can confirm. We did cause the pandemic so that we wouldn't be forced to socialize.
DAMMIT HILM YOU EXPOSED US ALL THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY A SECRET!! THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET INVITED TO THE SECRET SANTA MEETINGS
Brother they are fighting against it,time for the zombies
@@Enricco_pucci-as an ambivert I agree also can I help :>
@@thegamingsparkle i did not expect someone replying to my 6 month old reply of a 3 year old comment xd, but yeah time for the zombies
5:17 ok did he just call Jojo a weird outdated anime reference or am I tripping balls-
Yes yes he did
HE WHAT-
Funny thing is the meme at 5:00 is also a jojo meme-
He is right
@@sillywombat As far as I know, he's a faker.
Hearing Jack squeal because of snakes with arms made my day!
Meanwhile in 20250...
"The Earth is round and Mars flat"
"Excuse me what the _____"
New bubble wrap: I am unpoppable
Me with explosives: *parry this you filthy casual*
Jotaro and Dio: sees emkay say they outdated
Also them: We about to make a whole new record of one word on 1000000 pages
1:37 I hope he wasn't talking to my dog-
5:16 uh oh, angry Jojo fans inbound.
I am a jojo fan and I am mad
i feel offended
Unpopular opinion I don't like JoJo. Sue me.
How **slams desk** DARE you have an opinion on the internet!?
Yea
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay “ for the intro
yes
yes
yes.
You have my vote
Yes
0:41 LUKE IS THE FATHER TO ALL 100 DAY MINECRAFT VIDEOS AINT NO WAY HE'S HERE
Did he just call JoJo “not that good of a show”? I-
Prepare.
uh oh
Someone's not gonna see the next day
pick a god and pray because you sure as hell need one
Another one will bite za dusto
JoJo is crack that smoked crack that smoked weed, that shot up heroine. Is very weird.