"I'm only good at two things, crying and getting punched" "I can't do anything else but cry so please listen to me" Its as if Cilvanis took these lines straight out of the show
@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass Yeah, Tak is frustratingly slow on the uptake. How many times do you need to get your own butt kicked and see other folks get _their_ butts kicked before you figure out that you need some fighting skills, mate? 😅 He'd be a loris if he were any slower.
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Japanese gangs are soft compared Too other gangs across the world, Which is way they expressed themselves Though anime. To hide the fact...They weak 😂💁🏽♂️
That's cause it's hard to get guns in Japan. Also there are a few instances where people get shot in Tokyo revengers. You have to read the manga though
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Basically Takemitchy explained under 4mins 🤣 i wheezed when he dogeza-ed and explained with all his heart that he's a punching bag who can't do anything but cry 🙃
Any fight with Mikey isn't considered a fight. South(who is like 2nd or 3rd strongest in the whole series) got bodied by Mikey easily and he thought he had a chance. He didn't even know he got half of his body hit.
"I'm only good at two things crying and getting punched.." He just summarized takemichi's character.. Btw takemichi is my favorite character in the story
@@watchingaccount To be honest, I feel like the show's always been good, but Tak is often very frustrating. For me, the value of the show has been in the intriguing plot and how fascinating and unpredictable the various other characters are. (-:
@@christianthelaidbackcampfan I actually love how is as a character. No one is perfect and everyone has certain flaws. Makes them different and unique its cool to see things from a more pessimistic perspective than the rehashed happy ones all the time
Tbh, I wish that Mikey or Drachen was the MC of the series after watching this parody, but apparently, the MC will somehow get his shit together really soon to finally get the optimal outcome. Great stuff as always Cilvanis 👍🏿 Btw, great job on the Dragon ball cypher 💯
@@faithianclarke6278 Thing is, there are reasons why someone would dislike Tokyo Revengers. For example, the main character does nothing but cry and hardly fights back. The main character is going back in time to save his girlfriend which ended up not being the goal later on. And probably some other reasons I forgot.
@@mizlao7122 i know what happens right after, havent read the full thing though. i was making a joke and i figure most people here only watched the anime so i figured it'd be funny
I like tokyo avengers alot but Takemitchi just seems like he has alot of "mission failed" moments that are frustrating asf to watch but it's an interesting watch now that I'm reading the manga since it has alot of mystery to it that gets me hooked.
The gangs in tokyo revengers are the japanese delinquents, gangs who arent polite but worry alot. They get worse and worse the more they grow, when theyre about 13 years old (the gang) theyre just the yakuzas lil bro. But the gangs dont exist anymore.
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"I'm only good at two things, crying and getting punched"
"I can't do anything else but cry so please listen to me"
Its as if Cilvanis took these lines straight out of the show
@@26mic5 have a nice flight
I'M SAYIN'! XD I love the show, but this is hella accurate.
Seriously man tf is that MC, he should at least train his body or smthn, the show is still pretty enjoyable though
@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass Yeah, Tak is frustratingly slow on the uptake. How many times do you need to get your own butt kicked and see other folks get _their_ butts kicked before you figure out that you need some fighting skills, mate? 😅 He'd be a loris if he were any slower.
Just wait till they adapt the manga
The dancing had me in more tears then takimichi
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WHAT IS THE BGM?
@@26mic5 enjoy your jollof rice and pounded yams once you get there
@@26mic5If you can survive in there than you can survive in world.Africa make u strong.
@@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 it’s bleach bruh how do you not know
The production on this is "opnipotent"
what is the bgm?
@@lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 bleach
Yes it’s very opnipotent
damn i was just about to make a pun about that lol
Its Omnipotent
Big melatonin, pepto bismol and little flintstone vitamin x are some of the best gang member nicknames in history. No wonder this dude was omnipotent
OPPnipotent
Opp-nipotent 😂
Still though, Takemitchi can take A LOT of punches, stabs, gun shots, and etc.
shounen protag be like
@@fan4every1lol89 lmao you mean 90% of fighting anime protagonists
Can't throw hands for shit but he is pretty resistant :V
@@jordy.a6135 lmao you mean All anime protagonists
He is literally a crying punching bag 😂
Now this is a certified Hood Classic
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Facts
I got remembered of gon vs hanzo
@@26mic5 Bot shut up.
what is the bgm?
Gangs in japan: *bullshit of Friendship and crying*
Gangs in America: *speak with dialogues from works by sheakspere*
@@26mic5 Have a safe flight bro
@@26mic5 bring some water dawg
@@hyperstun3411 lmafaoo .....nooooo!! ヽ（≧□≦）ノ
@@hyperstun3411 come on bro It was all fun and games until you said that sht smh
@@turtle-kl7ur lmao. I'm from Africa and that was funny ash
More accurate title: "If it was called California Revengers"
or Chicago Revengers
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San Andreas Revengers
@@zachjesalva7696 Los Santos Revengers
@@ok.5985 yea
"Never in the history of Opptum have I seen some shit like this. This better be the Opp-pocalypse.." that shit got my cryin bruh
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I'm only good at two things:
1- crying
2- getting punched.
Yep, that is the takemitchy I know
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takemichi
@@harlequinnmeyer7861 I call him like Mickey does: takemitchy
The emotion poured into this video is unequivocal, unmatched, supreme
what is the bgm?
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Niceeee!
'omnipotent'
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U repeated urself jsyk unequivocal and unmatched literally mean the same thing
Fun Fact: Draken is based on the author Ken Wakui. He even gave him his surname, "Ken" Ryuguji.
what is the bgm?
Also "draken" sounds like "dragon" like his tatoo
Edit: thank you all.
@@yez9475 yeeahhhh i thought da same thing lmao
"Draken" probably his nickname back when he's in the gang himself
You better start using "was" whenever you mention Draken 💀
Fun Fact: The original creator of Tokyo Revengers was in a gang when he was younger
Edit: Don’t read the replies. It’s a dumpster fire
Oh damn I ain't know that
@@26mic5 safe journey bro
Yh and toman is based off his gang plus I'm pretty sure he was a founding member of his gang
Japanese gangs are soft compared
Too other gangs across the world,
Which is way they expressed themselves
Though anime. To hide the fact...They weak 😂💁🏽♂️
@@BackBeater true
"Keep doing what you doing, useless ass" that line got me 😂
*Gangs in America*: Guns, drugs, ops, drivebys
*Gangs in Japan*: Catch these hands
That's cause it's hard to get guns in Japan. Also there are a few instances where people get shot in Tokyo revengers. You have to read the manga though
gangs in japan are weak Lmao
@@mingchenwei1978 Mexico>>>
@@ernie9538cartels >
All my mans wanted to do was avenge
Young Pepto Bismah, Big Melatonin, and Lil Flinstone Vitamin X and now he’s gone.
RIP to the OG, his OPnipotence 😂
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He also forgot madd Tylenol and og ibuprofen
@@cristinagomez3283 young icyhot
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 these damn names too much
Shii he forgot Benadryl Big
Alternate Title: If Tokyo Revengers was made by Rockstar instead.
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@@26mic5 enjoy africa
@@theonewhoasked9046 LMAO
@@26mic5 ain't nobody care
@@26mic5 Go to Africa. This will be more enjoyable.
Tokyo Revengers wasn't realistic.
Kazutora:- It's Mikey's Fault
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Frrr
Baji:???
It’s such a bad anime
@@henrystyles69 not that bad if you understand the story.
Wow everything I was wondering about Tokyo revengers summed up in one video
Good job
🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Takamichi: I'm gonna become the leader of the To-Man gang.
The audience, worldwide: 😂😂🤣🤣💀
Do you know the song at 2:27 i've trying to find it forever but i dont know.
Manga reader :😎😎
@@notoriousjalen8601 It’s Treachery
He literally did lmfaooaao
@@helium7705 his character development is one of the best.Period
Let's be real if Takemichou was in the hood he wouldn't stand the pilote episode 😂
Imagine if he got shot several times and still manages to get up
@@Wringfale that’s the friends power my friend, more efficient than an hospital
@@Wringfale Yeah that's basically Takemitchi in a nutshell: Can't throw hands for shit but could probably walk off gunshots
In anime man could get his organs ripped apart and he’d still be alive because of the power of friendship
@@时光-e7s In this case it wouldn’t be because of the power of friendship but yeah basically fairytale in a nutshell lmao
The dancing had me in more tears then takimichi himself.💀💀
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@@26mic5 africa
@@26mic5 How about brazil
"I'm only good at two things, crying and getting punched."
This is what exactly a kid would say who's been bullied by the school bully.
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@@26mic5 Nigga said thanks
WHAT IS THE BGM?
Why are you making fun of me
I don't get bullied but that's pretty much me in a nutshell. No existence and incapable.
Basically Takemitchy explained under 4mins 🤣 i wheezed when he dogeza-ed and explained with all his heart that he's a punching bag who can't do anything but cry 🙃
Basically Kazutoras execution because kazutora vs Mikey can’t even be considered a fight
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Mikey literally killed kazutora with his bare hand, dang..
Any fight with Mikey isn't considered a fight. South(who is like 2nd or 3rd strongest in the whole series) got bodied by Mikey easily and he thought he had a chance. He didn't even know he got half of his body hit.
"I'm only good at two things crying and getting punched.."
He just summarized takemichi's character..
Btw takemichi is my favorite character in the story
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how tf can takemichi be your favourite character like unless you be a manga reader, heard it 'gets good' but ffs it takin so long to get good
@@watchingaccount just wait until the Black Dragon and Tenjiku arcs get animated, that's when Takemichi do shit
@@watchingaccount To be honest, I feel like the show's always been good, but Tak is often very frustrating. For me, the value of the show has been in the intriguing plot and how fascinating and unpredictable the various other characters are. (-:
@@26mic5 CHOOSE AFRICA!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!
Tokyo Gangs: Fight, if he bully a lot knife.
USA Gangs: Gun
Tokyo Revengers Gangs: Talk for 9/10 of the battle, Fight for 1/10 of the battle.
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@@almightym4332 Dang you're silent
TBH LMAO
Imagine having a 26 year old mind, and the only thing you can do to deal with a middle schoolers delinquents is fu*king crying in front of them all
Bro all of them are built like peak bodybuilders in there late 20s at that point I kinda don't blame takemichi
@@cyanryann64but hes crying all the time, hes a grown ass man. Hes not fully matured yet at that age?? Damn 💀
"Listen, I'm only good at two things: crying and getting punched."
Bro, I fucking died laughing cuz it's true🤣
“I like could not have beat him at all like that man was POWERFUL that man was OMNIPOTENT”
Opp-nipotent is what got me laughing, they were adding the word opp to everything. 😂😂😂
Takemichi just have to master the talk no jutsu .
Cry no jutsu
Yeah and he should atleast learn to fight too
He does in the manga
@@Renzeee30 that's Sakura s
“he was omnipotent” he sounds like “opnipitent” which made is so much funnier
Heh got you
@Muhammad Hanif Hassanuddin opnipitent
If he didn't begging and crying, CJ would destroy the whole Tokyo.
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True
This is the most accurate depiction of Tokyo Revengers ever.
I just discovered your channel today and I'm lovin the OG TH-cam vibes.
"I was gonna shoot yo dog. I was gonna shoot every molecule in yo body, yknow standard stuff" 😂😭😂🤣
This gets better every single time I watch this!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol we used to roast Deku but Takemichi took it to another level 😂
“I’m only good at two things, crying and getting punched.”
Takemichi explained in 1 sentence,.
"Lil Pepto Bismol and Big Melatonin" dudes gang work in a pharmacy💀
The bowing 🙇🏾♀️ 🤣 guy really went there absolute classic.
F in the chat for pepto bismol, Dayquil N Niquil is gonna be devastated after he hears about this
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The use of the word “op” in this video is amazing 😂
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It was optimal
It's funnier when you are reading the last arc and realize they should have beating the living shit out of Mickey from the get-go.
We're slowly getting there lol.
10 months later and yea they should have
2:30 You know shit gets real when Treachery starts playing
I lost it when that man started dancin while firing them shots😭😭😭💀💀💀
"This better be the op-pocalypse, ninja!" X,,D Okay, that was great.
I lost it when he started doing that Egyptian Dance while shooting him. 😂😂😂💀
Young Peptobismol and Big Melatonin were really memorable characters. I'll never forget them. RIP to the real ones.
Gosh, I LOVED TR but he really had me like, 'BRUH, stop crying and DO SOMETHING!'
Takamichi is a pretty useless NC but the anime is still a banger though
@@christianthelaidbackcampfan I actually love how is as a character. No one is perfect and everyone has certain flaws. Makes them different and unique its cool to see things from a more pessimistic perspective than the rehashed happy ones all the time
@@khanimegurl999 the problem is that takeminchi is only flaws, most useless MC ever
@@romerus6087 read the manga
@@TokyoTqrdhows the feeling about reading the ending of the manga? The ending are so bad 😭💀
Tbh, I wish that Mikey or Drachen was the MC of the series after watching this parody, but apparently, the MC will somehow get his shit together really soon to finally get the optimal outcome. Great stuff as always Cilvanis 👍🏿 Btw, great job on the Dragon ball cypher 💯
Oh-ho, I already know this is gonna be GOLD. 🤣
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WHAT IS THE BGM?
Secretly this video was for people who think tokyo revengers is the best anime.
Someone pin this their small brain cells need to know that anime takes Overrated and being shit to another level!
@@leoleondre2425 Honestly that can go for any overrated anime, not just this one.
Tbh you can speak on any anime that’s “overrated”
What is wrong with this being someone favorite anime? People like one piece
@@faithianclarke6278 Thing is, there are reasons why someone would dislike Tokyo Revengers. For example, the main character does nothing but cry and hardly fights back. The main character is going back in time to save his girlfriend which ended up not being the goal later on. And probably some other reasons I forgot.
1:24 that's a certified Oscar cry right there 😭😂
people who think Mikeys the strongest char hes not Takemichi is literally immortal
Bro ain't watch the full season
@@illusions500 Read the manga , it'll make sense
@@mizlao7122 i know what happens right after, havent read the full thing though. i was making a joke and i figure most people here only watched the anime so i figured it'd be funny
@@illusions500 ooh , sorry I hadnt got it
When he opened his mouth and started bawling I was dying of laughter what was that 😂
"Keep doing what you're doing, useless ass brother."
Hahhaha, that was so good.
The fact that you dressed as a grove street homie... You have my respect.
When he started dancing while shooting I could not LMAO
The kids in Tokyo Revengers if they parents actually did their job: ⚰️
I like how he is wearing grove Street hoodie
I love how my man always uses bleach ost, truly man of a culture
"I was gonna shoot every molecule in yo' body"
That's what I'm gonna say from mow on when I'm angry with someone xD
This is exactly how takemitchy is, it's so accurate.
Adding the bleach music at the end was a nice touch lol
funny how a guy whos literally early 20s in a kids body has less emotional control than any other kid in the room
Fr he really needs a social life damn
This is art. This is my emotions about this show expressed in art.👏
1:24 the way he cried tho got me fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
This dude just show "peace was never an option" to the next level
That was so hilarious the quality is great ,the sense of humor too,that was what I needed to make my day an excellent one.
0:27 The most confusing stand in jojos bizzare adventure
Lil flintstone vitamin x, big melatonin😂 I was dying
The embodiment of "how you on the set all day and still can't fight..."
Ain't no way he was gon' survive after Aizen's theme started. Not even Giorno's theme could've saved him.
He just hit the yung joc... and the bleach music killed me. Also MIKEYS A BIIT-
Bleach's themes in your skits hit hard as always
"My boy Peptobisomal"😂
"Crying and getting punched" This man takemichi done cried every episode of the damn anime
I can't do anything else but cry😂
I love Cry Baby, the intro to Tokyo Revengers so much!!
Oh boy the gun shooting with Treachery song played suddenly gone scary and epic.
"Treachery" slaps!
Yo that soundtrack is fire
I like tokyo avengers alot but Takemitchi just seems like he has alot of "mission failed" moments that are frustrating asf to watch but it's an interesting watch now that I'm reading the manga since it has alot of mystery to it that gets me hooked.
IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER EVEN THOUGH CANON MIKEY IN THIS JUST DIED
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The gangs in tokyo revengers are the japanese delinquents, gangs who arent polite but worry alot. They get worse and worse the more they grow, when theyre about 13 years old (the gang) theyre just the yakuzas lil bro. But the gangs dont exist anymore.
this was a masterpiece
🙏🙏 RIP to my lost brothers ~ Big melatonin, young pepto bismah, lil flinstone vitamin x
2:35 CHOPPA MAKE EM BEATBOX
Tokyo revenger gangs are realistic, it's just that they are literally kids.
"Dawg never in the history of Optum" I was laughing for a minute straight 😂
Thanks for always make the most relatable videos to homies across the world.
This man really pulled out the bleach music.
"realistic gangs" Meanwhile he looks like CJ representing Grove Street after Sweet tells him to get some colors.
Cilvanis working on his vfx, after 3 years it's gonna be movie quality every video
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Watching this video before watch TR and didn't understand but having finished s1 this is so hilarious and accurate
Cilvanis I’ve been subbed to you since 200-300k subs and I’m i am still subbed cuz of content like this
“Opp-nipotent” dude 😂
"Choppa hit em, turned him into a booty clapper"
I love Tokyo Revengers, that jacket is so fire
Awww Cilvanis, I was waiting for Takemitchy crying in the background on the ending screen. Lol, great video though.
Damn you right lol
@@Cilvanis we love your videos man
Yo this is so funny 😁