It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.
You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.
Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯
Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍
it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic
As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂
This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.
Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.
This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving
The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol
*Receives a letter in the mail* "We are performing an audit on you due to significant concerns with your taxes. An agent will be arriving on the 4th of January."
Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.
2:06 I could have the recepit in my hand but seeing batman looking at me that way READY to beat my ass would make me goof it up somehow " uhh durrr TWO DOLLARS !"
"Do you ascertain that the information you have provided is true? Failure to disclose information is a federal crime that is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of no more than $100,000."
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Why y’all think I don’t drive 😂
You drive??? Shocking
4:12 why did you say that 🤨
وعليكم السلام 😁
@Cilvanis if it isn't shown in a skit it does not exist.
@@3anterbz103 may be in his skit he is indirectly giving a reference of a country where people do tax scam or something.
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, But the IRS?? NO THANK YOU”
_The Joker_
Everyone, give this comment your energy!!!
😉
Is this officiall or……
@@ultrabusterninja9424 yep batman tas, Search it up on youtube
@@sleepdeprived7879 oh…. Well dang thx man
The tax man is the most powerful antagonist ever
A real life villain 😭
Unless you a billionaire, or a big corporation\bank.
Before they were legalized, they were commonly known as Highway Robbers.
@@animeAJproductions facts
Nah my dude, it's actually the irs.
If the tax man is vader, irs is sidious
The “For Now” statement didn’t miss. The IRS loves coming for their money 3 years later 😂😂😂
Unless you’re a millionaire. 😑
@@DeadDancers nah
@@DaozuAzrael yeah
@@DaozuAzrael yeah
Naw rich people don't get screwed cause they paid for them expensive banks which makes it so there paycheck gets like no tax
LMAO I work in taxes (not for the IRS, the other side) and this is HIGHLY accurate. I hate it when Batman comes in and stares at me at work tho
Never knew tax people watched this side of youtube
It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.
aside from the $2k dollar bit (since the $2,999.00 would have been rounded up), i can attest to all of this as well, especially the strokes bit!
Not working in it yet, but a senior accounting major. Completed my first class focused on Taxes and it was honestly my favorite one.
please tell me the necessary info to reduce my taxes
You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.
True. Knowing that these cool TH-camrs who do skits, have lives, feels weird cuz we mostly only see them in act
Fr
He probably goes out for fun and buys groceries.
I agree with you
In my mind this is true for most content creators. They're like teachers were in school, they only exist at the school.
Because he made it seem like its own world.
It's so weird hearing Cilvanis have a car, I've been conditioned that mans NEVER leaves the house lol
Even the system is not cooperating. That's the best batman ever
no reply, lemme change that
Fax
Yessir
Looool
You again!
Tax payer: I didn't lie tho.
Taxer: Yes you did.
Tax payer: But, I legit lied on my taxes. It's not the same thing as lying on my taxes.
😂😂😂
Confusion 100
bro get tf off your taxes LMAAOOO
Ah, I get it. The slight difference in the wording really makes a difference. 👌
@@SirFenV 😂
1:41
Ngl that jumpscare got me jumping out of my seat on full volume
Hello,JSGwaM,i've been expecting you.
Wait, when did you turn into Garu?
Your old pic is better
@@pwixell7113 garou is a chad, wdym
Lol but the child part is really funny
Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯
bruh he has a million subs, how much more recognition does he need
@@David61026 a lot moree
@@David61026 1 million is really not a lot compared to how many people are on earth. everyone needs to know.
Facts
"Guess how much you owe in taxes. If you overguess we keep it and if you underguess you go to jail"
1:41 batman looked like he was about break every bone in his body if said 1999.99 dollars
Batman was waiting in line
"Where is it!? Where is the other 1 cent"
How was that shit still funny the second time!?
"HOW MANY STROKES DID IT TAKE TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD"
"ESTIMATES ARE OK"
Tax evader: "Hold on I'll let you know when I finished."
Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍
Agreed! We want you healthy more than anything, Cilvanis.
Cute
The fear in his eyes after every question had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭 I just know he was sweating bullets lmfao
it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic
2:33
"She identifies as not existing"🤣😂
I cracked up so hard 😭
This man never gets old
we all do
@@gojocomments5935 factual.
Actually I'm pretty sure he does
it gets older everyday
i mean he s fucking 28(I m 27) so of course he doesn t seem old cause he s nowhere near old..he s a young guy
As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂
Truth be told though, Batman is absolutely the expert when it comes to lying on your taxes. Fraud is in his veins at this point.
Batman coming out had me dying 🤣
meanwhile, taxes evade rich people
Right!
Yes and no
@@DaozuAzrael Yes and Yes
@@DaozuAzrael yes and yes and yes
society moment
This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.
Dante: Evading taxes is a crime Vergil.
Vergil: *IT IS AN OBLIGATION*
Yes.
Yes yes yes!
Maxor
"How many strokes did it take for you to conceive your child?" 💀
An estimate is OK ? 🤣
this guy is comedy gold
Let's leave it at 69
This took me tf out lmaoo 🤣
We just gonna ignore the fact that this bank has direct access to F*CKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
This guy is too good...unpredictable, super hilarious. You never disappoint man🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
love how he replied with 'assalamu alaikum' instead of their standard way of 'walaikum asalam'
Did he become a Muslim?
@@kanekiken-md7sz I don't think so
@@kanekiken-md7sz he is just a man of culture
@@kanekiken-md7sz Nah it's just for fun, like people keep on using Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao! Ohayo! Etc.
I noticed that, I was like bro it’s walaikum asalam lol. (Never spelt it out before)
"She actually identifies as not existing"
all good sir I'll just put that in and see what it thinks
The Tax Man is Overpowered & has Unlimited Plot Armor.
"By the way 15 strokes, That's pretty good I last 5" is the funniest thing I've ever heard 💀💀
"I use that to download emails" hahahaha
The Batman had me wheezing 🤣
Fucking me too!
That is the most realistic interpretation of taxes that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. No cap
people are worried about having the FBI on their door and i am over here terrified of having the irc knocking
When doing taxes make sure to wear your shoes on the opposite feet and tell the IRS agent you love them.
Lol, "an estimate is okay" they really be saying that.
Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.
Cilvanis: "I use my computer to type in URLs"
The Batman: "U. R. L."
Thumb. Drive.
"15 strokes that's pretty good I only lasted 5"
I love how you said "Assalamualaikum" haha , a nice touch I must say
The ending makes me very much feel like there will someday be a followup video, and I’m about it
Not the Arthur fist 😭😭
This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving
bro the computer scene scared the shit out of me, it was as intense as the real life situation is .
My dude snapped and turned into Donald Duck with a temper tantrum for sec 1:40 😂
I can’t imagine going through this every year. 😂
damn that strokes question is wild
I was expecting
“You are good to go…. to jail”
That batman part had me crying😂😂😂😂😂
Should've used that last
Man that skit was hilarious, I love your acting too!!
The Batman jump scare part literally had me sit up and start hurting my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂
Bro I love your videos 😂😭
They always make me crack a laugh whether it be Anime, games, or random stuff like this.
Keep doing what you do, man.
"asalam alaiykum brother" you're good to go, for now.. 😂😂
I did not get why he said asalam alaikum brother?
@@marwwa56 muslims say assalamaualaykum to greet people
Or to say goodbye
@@marwwa56 I also didn't understand why would he say that tho
@@MrGamer-wy7lb Ik but like how this phrase was related to the rest of the video?
The Taxation Office are threatening without even trying. 😂😂
The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol
When Batman ran in i fucking died bro
*Receives a letter in the mail*
"We are performing an audit on you due to significant concerns with your taxes. An agent will be arriving on the 4th of January."
Batman scared me for real 😨🤣🤣🤣
XD dude started glitching and was sounding like donald duck
Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.
When in shows the masked dudes face I didn’t know to laugh or be terrified 😂
For now 😂😂😂. Ten years later they gonna be knocking on your door 😂😂😂
I am an accountant and i am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this video🤣
when he reached in his junk, i was not thinking he was gonna pull out a gun, i can tell you that for sure LOL
i just got a fucking email from the IRS right before this and it was just posted 💀
When Batman came out I fucking died 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I can’t stop laughing
I got fucking jump scared in a funny skit💀bat man had me flying out of my chair like a fucking bat
The "assalammualaikum" is the most unpredictable twist in this video
The dude literally had Batman on standby to whoop him if he was caught. He got lucky.
Why he turn into donald duck then batman showed up lmao
Hahahhaha that turbotax allowing you to put in anything you want xD
1:41 I fucking lost it SO BAD. XD
Now I understand why even a criminal like the Joker won’t mess with the IRS.
“ not yet “ wheeeeew WTF was going to happen
Batman was about to Joker him
They really do be asking the weirdest questions for taxes. FR
When Batman showed up I woulda shitted myself 😂😂🤣
Aye what was that smile for man, do Batman smile now 😂
They're going to send you a paper in the mail saying you filed something wrong and owe 2 more dollars. Then you will spend hours trying to fix it
"As-salamu alaykum my brother" 🤣
Mama really asked “how many strokes, an estimate is okay” 😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️
Epic ending: "You are good to go, for now, but in 3 years... it shall be costly."
2:06 I could have the recepit in my hand but seeing batman looking at me that way READY to beat my ass would make me goof it up somehow " uhh durrr TWO DOLLARS !"
That gun was so deep in there, it wouldn't just smell of gun powder.
Cilvanis your content is on par with most of Hollywood these days. The creativity always impresses me and keeps me coming back
"S-she uh... identifies a-as um...
*nonexistent* "
Lol "AsSalam alaykum brother"
you just keep getting funnier
Wa Alaykum As Salam brother
"Do you ascertain that the information you have provided is true? Failure to disclose information is a federal crime that is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of no more than $100,000."
the alsalm alaikom in the end killed me😂
Fr💀
ang 5 strokes? 15 strokes!? before i could even do 1 i would just end up having a stroke!
Taxes do feel like a gameshow after a certain level.
Damn Batman is serious about Tax Returns
Joker better be right about not messing around with the IRS
Don't children... Like, children don't have social security numbers... He could have gotten away with that by saying she's a child.
they do tho. in the us at least
Imagine paying some taxes
tbh i never payed taxes and i am kinda scared why do people pay them??
✍️🕵️
@@Ohthats_tj uh oh, you already messed up
@@thestranger1164 the problem is no one tells me how to pay taxes or when to pay taxes so now I'm 20 and never paid taxes
@@Ohthats_tj Are you in the US?
lmfao Batman's "Face of Justice" 😆
This is exactly how I feel when ever I do anything regarding the government xD
"Our records actually indicate the correct number of strokes is 5 so we are gonna need you to come up off those 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
That Batman tho😂. He could give Pattinson a run for his money
Wow, wtf, this must have been the weirdest thing i have seen all week.