Kung Fu Panda explained by an idiot

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  • @W.0.W.
    @W.0.W. 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7824

    oogway blew the candes slowly to prove the point that is shifu’s impatience is what causes tai lung to break free among other things, the story was about shifu

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1010

      Well...he could have just said that.

    • @pitzo5555
      @pitzo5555 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

      among....us....sus

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +245

      ​@@sgx9874But it would not have the proper weight to alter shifu in the slightest.

    • @deviouschimp4663
      @deviouschimp4663 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

      I never thought of it like that... If Shifu remained calm Tai Lung would have never gotten the feather that let him escape...

    • @shaded3211
      @shaded3211 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      @@deviouschimp4663That, and in the past he could have consulted with Oogway about Tai Lung in both his place as the Dragon Warrior and his ambitions. He could have also talked to Tai Lung about him even wanting to be the Dragon Warrior instead of just assuming he was

  • @VVane01
    @VVane01 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +355

    2:23 there's a cool detail behind this chair firework idea, it actually happened in ancient china. some guy called "wan hu" tried this about a thousand years ago with 47 fireworks, of course he didnt survive and most believe the chair just exploded and he died instantly, but its a cool little fun fact nonetheless

    • @sargentgullible2794
      @sargentgullible2794 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      It would make sense that Po could survive this ordeal, the guy's fat mass would resist explosives as well as it could resist Tai Lung's nerve attacks

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      What if he used 48 rockets?
      48 is a multiple of 8

    • @elenivaporis2506
      @elenivaporis2506 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You totally missed the opportunity to put in a messed up goofy version of Kung Fu Fighting for the credits

    • @jamesshadeslayer3395
      @jamesshadeslayer3395 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      did u hear that from that 1 papa meat video?

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5302

    The most impressive thing in this movie is conditioning us the viewers that Po the Panda having a goose father is completely fucking normal, making the obvious reveal in the sequel surprising.
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    That and the fact somehow a movie about Panda doing Kungfu isn't done by Chinese themselves.

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +561

      Or the fact Jackie chan isn't even an important character. He is just Monkey.

    • @Tm-dn9ob
      @Tm-dn9ob 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah I’m pretty sure china were miffed that they didn’t think of it

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +405

      dont forget that the movie REALLY respects chinese culture to the point it got super well received over there

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +311

      The movie was actually such a huge hit in China that it basically inspired the country to revamp their entire animation industry so they could make their own CG movies about Chinese culture and stories without the US having to do it for them

    • @zeropolicy7456
      @zeropolicy7456 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

      Yeah, China really, REALLY likes this movie. Like almost to a weird degree. Lol.

  • @yeetmcskeet6872
    @yeetmcskeet6872 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +421

    2:08 the whole "thousand" bit of the tounges of fire is basically a Chinese saying to indicate a lot of something. Kinda like how we say a "fuckload" or a "shit-ton" in English even though they aren't real measurements.

    • @KeeWeeFruut
      @KeeWeeFruut 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Shitload,Fuck-ton,ShitFuck,Load-Ton,LoadFuck,Ton-Shit,LoadShit,Ton-Fuck,FuckShit,Ton-Load

    • @xyreniaofcthrayn1195
      @xyreniaofcthrayn1195 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Uh they are real measurements but only in some magical place where metric is mythical called the united states of america.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      ​@@xyreniaofcthrayn1195the point is they aren't real numbers, they're just "a lot"

    • @xyreniaofcthrayn1195
      @xyreniaofcthrayn1195 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@spicysalad3013 I know, now read my first comment with the most sarcastic and derisive fake as all hell texan accent you can think of.

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@xyreniaofcthrayn1195
      "WTF IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲"

  • @praneetguharoy3359
    @praneetguharoy3359 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1817

    1:05 "One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it". Lovely writing for a kids movie

    • @jaxonsmith5575
      @jaxonsmith5575 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

      Thats painfully true. I didn't realize how much I was needed until I attempted to take my own life. It's okay guys someone always needs you. Be the person they can be pround of. Be the person you can be proud of.❤❤❤

    • @Leoncroi
      @Leoncroi 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      It's also the story with Oedipus Rex; being told the prophecy of marrying his mother and killing his father, so he leaves his family in fear. But he didn't realize that he was adopted, so along the way he kills a King and marries his widowed queen, ending up to be his actual birth parents.

    • @khaledahmed9136
      @khaledahmed9136 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      same lesson for the second movie too

    • @Tropingenie
      @Tropingenie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@Leoncroi Reminds me of MacBeth

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      This sums up a comical amount of Greek myths

  • @onii-chan6993
    @onii-chan6993 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +590

    7:12 I have been waiting for this meme to be played 😂😂

    • @IzzytheDrago
      @IzzytheDrago 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Yes, I’ve been waiting for a long time to hear this meme. I feel so good when I saw that

    • @MATA-mz1db
      @MATA-mz1db 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      You can't even imagine how happy I am 😂

    • @SamTheGrouch
      @SamTheGrouch 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was an actual clip and then I laughed so hard

    • @margaretmcelroy992
      @margaretmcelroy992 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nahh it crazy

  • @MithraldirOfRivia
    @MithraldirOfRivia 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3535

    Finally, the recap we wrere all waiting for.

    • @randomwarehouse4702
      @randomwarehouse4702 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

      Me, about to send my 621 terabyte zip bomb of Tigress/Elon Musk fanfiction to High Boi's inbox:
      *"My time has come"*

    • @MithraldirOfRivia
      @MithraldirOfRivia 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@randomwarehouse4702 May god have mercy on his soul then

    • @NeilDsouza-y1z
      @NeilDsouza-y1z 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Nahhhh the recap im waiting for is angry birds

    • @Oscar_playzz
      @Oscar_playzz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@NeilDsouza-y1zhell yea

    • @samueldevilliers5348
      @samueldevilliers5348 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Been waiting four years 🎉

  • @Ima_bacon
    @Ima_bacon 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

    12:45 That is the most accurate rating I have ever heard.

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2074

    Master Oogway wasn't kind of a troll, he is the ultimate troll. He already was gonna select Po the microsecond he saw him, but just decided to let it ride out, pretending to mistake choose him, even sending a message to Po's biological father for him to see his son and reignite the Panda chi, and even in the Spirit realm, he pulls a last one on Po by pretending to disappear again, only to reappear at a branch nearby since he lives there.

    • @speaktruth9989
      @speaktruth9989 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      Oogway is the funniest 😂guy

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      Common Master Oogway W

    • @marinda653
      @marinda653 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Perfect

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      That's how you know he was the one who invented Kung Fu, only someone with so much Black Air Force energy could be such a historic master.

    • @spooki3382
      @spooki3382 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      His time has come.

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    0:33 It’s actually a common practice amongst Zen masters to annoy their pupils to see how they handle it. Like blocking their way in a seemingly accidental manner.
    I imagine such little tests go on to inspire the Zen master to promote the pupil to his own master. Zen is this way, after all.
    “This is the real secret of life -- to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.”
    - Alan Watts

  • @figs-oliomedley
    @figs-oliomedley 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1102

    I love Tai Lung's "wtf" being mirrored when he's looking at the scroll

    • @MrJakeros
      @MrJakeros 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Best part of the vid easy.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Wait
      When the characters speak, do they see words floating next to their heads?

    • @starwarsgeek1565S1
      @starwarsgeek1565S1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      was gonna say the same lmao

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@davidhong1934 I saw a couple skits done like this where one of the characters get subtitles. There's a Russian one about German prisoner during WW2 who's like "I don't understand what you're asking" and the guys go "Can he get one of these too?" and he obviously reads subtitles from the bottom of the screen and goes to tell them about the forces in the region. And there's a British skit where the Taliban forces are furious over subtitles, because the spokesperson guy studied in London and he's got very good accent and pronunciation.

  • @Jimmy85284
    @Jimmy85284 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    10:57 "but when oogway said otherwise what did you do? NOTHING!!!" 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @dima.d.
      @dima.d. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "What did you do? Nutting!"

    • @mamanimepranknewbie
      @mamanimepranknewbie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      If you think of yourself in Tai Lung's perspective, then it feels like he's not the villain.
      Like every villain if they have a very good backstory (except ones that are horrible.)

    • @TandomCG
      @TandomCG 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Spanish dub goes hard ngl

    • @Teddy-zr8yv
      @Teddy-zr8yv วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TandomCG "todo lo que hice fue para que estuvieras orgulloso, dime que estas orgulloso shifu, dímelo...DÍMELO!!!!!" Best versión ever

  • @fatguywhobreathesfire6488
    @fatguywhobreathesfire6488 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3094

    12:30
    the Wu Xi finger hold was supposed to be a myth that teachers used to keep students from acting out of line; it was never a real move until Po basically created it. It's like if a Kung Fu master threatened his students with the "one finger death punch", then one of his students found a way to do it for real☠

    • @brandondartt8858
      @brandondartt8858 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +423

      honestly if that was intended in the movie, that's fucking hilarious

    • @phantomsights4533
      @phantomsights4533 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +320

      I also would like to think even if Shifu did know it, he didn’t want to use it on Tai Lung since he couldn’t bring himself to essentially kill him (or send him to the spirit realm).

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

      ⁠@@phantomsights4533
      It is, ShiFu could handle Tai Lung even without the finger hold. There were clips of ShiFu seeing young Tai Lung and his guilt on rising Tai Lung wrongly.

    • @atomicanachronism8849
      @atomicanachronism8849 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Po is of course, a master of the dao of bullshit

    • @aiden_table
      @aiden_table 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      You're the first person I've seen to use a Unicode skull and crossbones for commenting over an emoji one. Neat!

  • @SpitefulJD
    @SpitefulJD 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    "why isn't the paralyzing attack move tai lung's first move?"
    tbf, if you broke out of a prison that was made to specifically hold you and were on your way to take back what you believe is yours, you'd also probably want to flex on some people

    • @blakemcmillan5680
      @blakemcmillan5680 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He also says to them that their “battle will be legendary” (which is where the meme is from) for the exact reason you described. Not sure how High Boi missed that

  • @krabeish446
    @krabeish446 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +712

    "Nutting is impossible" caught me offgaurd.

    • @user-to9ge8ii9n
      @user-to9ge8ii9n 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      0:55 - was an excellent joke, welcome to November. ❤

  • @leeroyj7300
    @leeroyj7300 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    So, the idea behind how he trained po so fast is this, Po being a kung fu fanatic, has already been mimicking the moves of the 5 for years, so shifu realizes training the same way he did with the 5 was pointless, he already knew all their moves, instead shifu had to teach po how to apply those moves, which he realized he could do when po has a reason to want to apply them, IE Food, which resulted in creating a unique style that blends the elements of the 5 together, known in china as dragon style, which is why he's able to train po so much faster, he already has the muscle memory built up

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Bro needs to be pinned

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +463

    Been so long since I watched this movie. I am glad to now get a fully comprehensive breakdown of the plot.

    • @nickblaze9361
      @nickblaze9361 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      We don't need a plot. WE NEED A PLAN.

    • @SpartanX027
      @SpartanX027 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@nickblaze9361 have a little faith Arthur, just one big job and we will be out of here

  • @vadrif-draco
    @vadrif-draco 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    5:43 lmfao the LPL mention that's amazing hahaha

    • @simoneferrazza6282
      @simoneferrazza6282 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      That man destroyed the confidence that i had in every type of lock, and got me in lockpicking, he is good

    • @vadrif-draco
      @vadrif-draco 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@simoneferrazza6282 rightfully so, indeed he is good

    • @dima.d.
      @dima.d. 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Plot twist: High Boi is the LPL.😊

  • @king_slayer479
    @king_slayer479 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +289

    My sinuses are kicking my ass and making me feel miserable thanks for making me laugh high boi

    • @drastic6411
      @drastic6411 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      feel better soon mate!

    • @king_slayer479
      @king_slayer479 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @drastic6411 will do thanks bro👍🏻

    • @Jetstreasamuel
      @Jetstreasamuel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      May god heal you soon my friend

    • @swaggio1
      @swaggio1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      aww dang, you too?
      me too

    • @Jetstreasamuel
      @Jetstreasamuel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @swaggio1 may God heal you too friend

  • @putnamehere1452
    @putnamehere1452 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    "Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it."
    -some guy in a metal costume.

    • @ZachieChan7
      @ZachieChan7 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      hehehe

    • @GamerBravo7
      @GamerBravo7 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No no, I think it was some millionaire

    • @Metamine0
      @Metamine0 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@GamerBravo7pretty sure it was a billionaire

  • @doublecrossed9925
    @doublecrossed9925 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +673

    The opening scenes of KFP really described most of my childhood lol. We all used to imagine we were celebrities or racers in life

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Tbh, I still do it this day
      Like dreaming about meeting my fav TH-camrs and stuff😭🙏

    • @artizzy2k2k
      @artizzy2k2k 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      KIARA FRIED PHOENIX MENTIONED

    • @adriennedestroyer4197
      @adriennedestroyer4197 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      used to?? I hold concerts for my adoring fans every week in the shower

    • @Redder_Creeps
      @Redder_Creeps 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly I still do. Whenever I have to get from place to place I just put on some videogame music when I know the trip ain't short and just jog or run where I have to go

    • @artizzy2k2k
      @artizzy2k2k 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@adriennedestroyer4197 shower concert??? 🤔😏🤯

  • @Jay-d1e3h
    @Jay-d1e3h 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    10:17 you timed that perfectly it’s like he said it

  • @ryanblumenow
    @ryanblumenow 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +243

    Duck you in the nicest possible way. Oogways cherry blossoms was one of the most poetic and beautiful scenes in movie history.

    • @isuranaiito7042
      @isuranaiito7042 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      august the duck popped into my head just now wow

    • @spaghettirav
      @spaghettirav 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      The dude created kung fu of COURSE he’d die by floating off in petal form

    • @dima.d.
      @dima.d. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not so poetic, until High Boi voiced it.

    • @speaktruth9989
      @speaktruth9989 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yea poetic

  • @WaffleBunsGaming
    @WaffleBunsGaming 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    6:07 Ty Lung probably the most
    badass Kung Fu Panda villain ever

  • @stealthyarcher1382
    @stealthyarcher1382 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +171

    7:03 had me in the first half

    • @tim-draws3212
      @tim-draws3212 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      SUPERDUPERWAFFLEZ MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @TrunksXDYT
      @TrunksXDYT 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@tim-draws3212FUCKED RAHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @EdgeGxd667
    @EdgeGxd667 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    11:35 I see what you did there
    Also "who can it be?" "pfft dunno". "gimme that shit...the fuck?!". "Nothing!" "What?!" "yeah I fucking made that shit up it's called Marketing". Adding real to a mystical kung fu kids movie is fucking genius. Had me dying💀

  • @fracturedfuture370
    @fracturedfuture370 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +239

    To answer the question of why Shifu couldn't skadoosh Tai Lung himself;
    1. Bro was getting folded the entire fight, the odds of blocking one of Tai Lung's punches that perfectly with that little presence in the fight are small
    2. His emotions were still getting in the way of his fighting, despite his awesome "This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master" line. Not that he would've won with a clear head, he still would have likely lost, but it still hurt him

    • @blakemcmillan5680
      @blakemcmillan5680 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Also the Wu Xi finger hold didn’t actually exist, it was just a joke that masters played on students until the student would finally catch on that you can’t actually send someone to the spirit realm but hold long their pinky (until Po did it). Po created the Wu Xi finger hold basically but a real version of it

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@blakemcmillan5680 so your telling me that po's power of being a dragon warrior were already awakened from the beginning? Holy crap

    • @HlrMuja
      @HlrMuja 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@blakemcmillan5680 bruh..t is real. That's a nice theory but no.... What did Oogway do to Kai? Maybe Oogway invented it...but that move exists because it was performed actually.

    • @sse3381
      @sse3381 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      *sushi

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @sse3381 *fushi

  • @abdulrehmanmian4619
    @abdulrehmanmian4619 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Istg the energies of kung fu panda and high boi match this channel so perfectly

  • @CarmenV_a
    @CarmenV_a 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    “Also, animation kids movie, so who cares”
    Everyone who cried over Mufasa:

  • @thesteev4532
    @thesteev4532 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Great, just in the middle of being bored out of my mind, the magnificent High Boi descends from the high clouds of weed to deliver another video about a childhood classic!
    Also gotta love how Master Oogway had his lines altered the least, just goes to show how iconic and memeable he truly is!

  • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
    @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +239

    0:53 OF COURSE IT IS IT'S NOVEMBER

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Been there, took to much MDMA at the festival and couldn’t finish in my girlfriend.

    • @IzzytheDrago
      @IzzytheDrago 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@davemccage7918damn
      Wait a minute is that supposed to be some type of drug that enhances your mood or something?

    • @TerryBowles-qm3qc
      @TerryBowles-qm3qc 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@davemccage7918 It's ok man, me and the boys finished on as well as inside.

    • @CrimsonXYR
      @CrimsonXYR 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@davemccage7918blanks is sad

  • @LargoChip39
    @LargoChip39 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    8:28 if you watch closely Shifu grabs one of the dumplings before the count making that actually 12 dumplings that Po shot up. Movie science everyone 👏🏾

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It was 11 in the bowl but then magically turn 13.

  • @Stakeoutmakeout
    @Stakeoutmakeout 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

    3:00 Answer: Sleeper Build

    • @The_JBC
      @The_JBC 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Lmao

    • @Shahzad-ss1jq
      @Shahzad-ss1jq 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Thelemongodschosenvessel There is a book called relax and win by bud winter maybe you should try reading it

  • @orchid7380
    @orchid7380 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Underrated movies I'd like high boi to explain next: Tintin:secret of the unicorn, Legend of the guardians, Rise of the guardians, Sleepy Hollow, Mouse hunt, King Kong (2005), Lucky Luke:go west

  • @avionprime8757
    @avionprime8757 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    12:18 Po's face has be rolling

    • @leoninda2041
      @leoninda2041 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      🐝 🔄

    • @WatchtowerSeven
      @WatchtowerSeven 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Can't believe I've seen this movie so many times and not once had I seen him do that face 😂

    • @Pingu_Todd
      @Pingu_Todd 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Meme origin alert

  • @WaffleBunsGaming
    @WaffleBunsGaming 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    11:36 I like how the text is backwards in the reflection LoL

  • @michalgorczyca3809
    @michalgorczyca3809 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    28 seconds is probably the fastest I've ever seen a video

  • @nyar5863
    @nyar5863 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    A nitpick you glossed over: What kind of magical timetravelling peach tree has blossoms and fruits at the same time? That's not how trees work.

  • @lord_egg
    @lord_egg 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Theory that nobody cares about but I think it’s pretty cool: What does Po do after Shifu startles him and he breaks the vase that supposedly contains a thousand warrior souls or some shit? He gasps and breaths in. What if he breathes the warrior’s souls in and that is why he’s able to master Kung Fu so quickly? (Or it could just be a funny children’s movie but the point still stands.) But then again he eats a bunch of Peaches of Wisdom and he’s still super dumb.

    • @PMIII
      @PMIII 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I like your theory 👍

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm surprise the fact that he still have a brain lmao

    • @lord_egg
      @lord_egg 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ Maybe he ate too many peaches and it fried his brain and reset him to normal.

  • @insipidpanda6097
    @insipidpanda6097 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    0:54 then how the heck did I fail NNN staring at my homies entire bakery and screaming no homo???

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo

  • @igormeshev6538
    @igormeshev6538 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    Fat Panda self invites himself to party and becomes Fat Kung Fu Panda

    • @youaregarbage7076
      @youaregarbage7076 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Flying Panda gets choosen to pursue a Kung Fu career

  • @X2O_Chill_JOKER
    @X2O_Chill_JOKER 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Turtle dude: There’s no such thing as bad news
    Also Turtle dude: That is bad news

  • @banookbread
    @banookbread 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    1:13 shifu: who is worthy for the dragon scroll
    Master oogway: shit idk

  • @hylandsmith6288
    @hylandsmith6288 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    4:02 the rhyme goes crazy

  • @KingFire997
    @KingFire997 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Honey cancel the wedding. High Boi posted

  • @shork2526
    @shork2526 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    5:44 this meme is just a perfect example on how your parents would react to seeing your search history 😂😂😂

  • @ChasetheYTcheetah
    @ChasetheYTcheetah 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how absolutely brutal this guy is with these hour long movies being explained in mere seconds.

  • @BatzorigVaanchigEnjoyer
    @BatzorigVaanchigEnjoyer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    One of the best movies explained by one of the best youtubers. Muchas gracias.

  • @obiejerusalem8587
    @obiejerusalem8587 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Thank you, High Boi. I love your reviews.

  • @Twistybanana
    @Twistybanana 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    1:39 wrong. Hes getting change from the till, which is to his right (viewer left), and brining it back

    • @HighBoi
      @HighBoi  17 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Smort

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    7:02
    "My time has come. Whoever holds this long stick is gay-"

  • @zlightning037
    @zlightning037 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    7:03 This clip fit in sooo well😂

  • @kosta5706
    @kosta5706 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Probably the best Hollywood movie about China/Chinese culture, the opening scene based on shadow puppetry is amazing. I loved the picturesque ancient Chinese scenery throughout the movie with the traditional Chinese soundtrack, it sets the atmosphere perfectly. Absolutely 10/10 movie

  • @AHSEN.
    @AHSEN. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    12:42 the first Avengers movie was referencing this?! I can't believe I haven't watched this movie yet

  • @fatguywhobreathesfire6488
    @fatguywhobreathesfire6488 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    0:39
    I'm really glad you said that he was being a troll here, cause it's basically canon that he's simultaneously F%^$ing with Sifu while baiting him into blowing out the candles for OOgway. We must remember that Oogway is a turtle, so he's not just a troll, he's a *lazy* troll
    🐢

    • @mamanimepranknewbie
      @mamanimepranknewbie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It makes sense same as him testing Shifu's impatience

  • @Oioioioioioi-
    @Oioioioioioi- 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Tai lung escape scene disrespect will not be tolerated.

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    8:15 you missed the dumpling that poop already had in his hand/chopsticks, the second missing one was between his left and right ass cheek

    • @wolfyblackknight8321
      @wolfyblackknight8321 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ah yes the legendary dragon warrior "POOP" XD mate I know its a typo but i couldn't resist the joke

    • @schurik4n
      @schurik4n 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @wolfyblackknight8321 honestly it was intended since i didn't how to spell poo and made a cheap joke

    • @schurik4n
      @schurik4n 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @wolfyblackknight8321 I wonder what his ultimate attack is xD

    • @Ora-Catsoup
      @Ora-Catsoup 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@schurik4n I got confused asf on your comment💀

    • @schurik4n
      @schurik4n 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Ora-Catsoup happy to hear that

  • @coreyzek
    @coreyzek 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Im always stoked when a new upload arrives, but right after i get bummed out because now i gotta wait like a week for another one 😅❤ ty for the upload!

  • @arushcharde2964
    @arushcharde2964 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    5:05 I'm dying

  • @scarofherobrine
    @scarofherobrine 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    7:03 fricking killed me

  • @fr0sty999
    @fr0sty999 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    11:26 harnessing the unrivaled power of bullshit 💀

  • @kumarsnehal1008
    @kumarsnehal1008 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    4:18 "take a life"?
    "One day at a time"
    Didnt know oogway wanted bloodshed

  • @Kevinn995
    @Kevinn995 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how shifu said "Po your alive or we're both dead" there was still doupt in him😂

  • @TheShowblox
    @TheShowblox 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Finally, you cover the greatest animated film series ever

  • @AntizombiRUS
    @AntizombiRUS 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    11:35 got caught off guard by reflection of text, laughed so hard

  • @theangrysuchomimus5163
    @theangrysuchomimus5163 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Finally, a worthy recap.
    Our attention span will be legendary!

  • @Unownlover-c1d
    @Unownlover-c1d 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    7:26 how did po get out of the jade palace quietly and unnoticed. 🤔

  • @starborn6239
    @starborn6239 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    12:10 bro's tail is heavier than tank

  • @nezx1698
    @nezx1698 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "This Video Will Be Legendary"

  • @katsasgeorge
    @katsasgeorge 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Mr Ping is one of the best dads ever put on film and he's not even human.
    Also I like how HB loved the movie cause there were times he was quoting the characters to the letter since the film was actually well written and there was nothing to add.

  • @Akkodha.
    @Akkodha. 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    12:02
    "first name Tai, last name Lung" ??

  • @MOHITSHARMA-sr3ie
    @MOHITSHARMA-sr3ie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    3:00 Po's dad pulls the gate, while Po was pushing.

  • @felixwesty8327
    @felixwesty8327 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    high boi dropping on my birthday is the best gift of all
    Edit: thanks a lot for all the messages means a lot

  • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
    @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i could watch/listen to this guy explain/summarize movies for hours.

  • @Mommy_shayla
    @Mommy_shayla 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The video we didn't know we needed 👊🏽

  • @Ruben-no1tb
    @Ruben-no1tb 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro you're like the friend I always wanted. The way you piss off my other friends. Getting them to explain valid shit for a satire video.

  • @blackbetty9076
    @blackbetty9076 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    0:09 got me rolling

    • @wimpo-s4x
      @wimpo-s4x 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      No it's 0:08

  • @GrandFunkyGamer
    @GrandFunkyGamer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    5:42 the lock picking lawyer bit killed me 😅😅😂😂

  • @MaikDreijer
    @MaikDreijer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It's not 35 tongue's of fire, actually 43. Very close though High Boiiii

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think Oogwey knows the students take things too seriously.
    He is a troll and knows to not be so serious all the time.
    Shifu is too impatient. The others are too prideful.
    He also knew Po was going to appear.
    Held off till po dropped in.

  • @alens9681
    @alens9681 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    6:50 Thank god Uwugway doesn't know what a desert is.

  • @danielwordsworth1843
    @danielwordsworth1843 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oogway truly had a vision
    by seeing that Po is invincible
    and sometimes able to reflect damage back!

  • @franciscopenajr3909
    @franciscopenajr3909 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    3:48 Oh god, the image in the background 😅

  • @brainperson9488
    @brainperson9488 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love the fact that oogways wisdom just basically is like, go with the flow😂😂

  • @itsdantaylor
    @itsdantaylor 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:43 My favorite bit of 'show don't tell' foreshadowing they did in this movie. They try to give Po acupuncture but comment that it isn't working because of his 'size'. Later Tai lung is using his acupuncture techniques (which he used on the 5 before) and finds he can't because of Po being too fat. Great set up earlier in the movie and great payoff.

  • @AmirDarkOne
    @AmirDarkOne 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    finally the recap we were all waiting for, your explanation going to be legendary 😂

  • @WaffleBunsGaming
    @WaffleBunsGaming 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    1:55 Bro built like CaseOh.
    Lightning McDairyQueen

  • @jackvaldez9051
    @jackvaldez9051 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s so funny that Oogway’s dialogue is exactly the same as High Boi’s typical paraphrasing so it just sounds like he’s trolling that much more

  • @mex_I.M
    @mex_I.M 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    3:38 yea my man is old.

    • @ekinkus795
      @ekinkus795 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yea first time hearing captain claw mentioned ever since i played the damn game. Amazing

    • @Tempestmemes
      @Tempestmemes 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This made my day

    • @MrPeepa
      @MrPeepa 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Holy heck i thought noone but me played captain claw! That game is so underrated and forgotten!

  • @kshitijvarshney
    @kshitijvarshney 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    LPL x HighBoi! Another combination I never would've thought of!

  • @diamondsenu1550
    @diamondsenu1550 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I've never clicked on a new video this fast ever

  • @PetrusProGamer
    @PetrusProGamer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The goose opened the door by pulling it or just the oposite of what Po did 😂

  • @Purpleflurry03
    @Purpleflurry03 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    8:20 if u pause it at the right time u can see him smiling at the audience

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Your ADR is amazing. I want more.

  • @kxuydhj
    @kxuydhj 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    6 puppies out of 8 baby seals? are you implying puppies are cuter than baby seals or did you just give this movie an imperfect score?

  • @jigmelhuendrupnamgyel5303
    @jigmelhuendrupnamgyel5303 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Po's dad could unlock the door because it wasnt locked in the first place...po just assumed it was closed

  • @redbladeftwmode5680
    @redbladeftwmode5680 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    2:06. There are exactly 43. But 35 is a good guess

  • @milkcake99
    @milkcake99 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:44 lock picking lawyer is hilarious 😂😂

  • @bruhimanZero_0
    @bruhimanZero_0 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Hey, that's me!

  • @BobaBoi2000
    @BobaBoi2000 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I wonder if Po hadn't tried hard to make his way in. Oogway would've moved passed the Furious Five and open the doors for Po and say he was the chosen one