Best Zoo Ever

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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    I most likely wont make the next video. I'll probably invite back Chef Kilian No relation.
    To answer a question on the subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/ I currently have no alive crabs.

    • @eon8865
      @eon8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      did you boil all of them

    • @notmyname5789
      @notmyname5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      poop

    • @noahosborne6454
      @noahosborne6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Boomer

    • @torking7813
      @torking7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, more Chef killian please

    • @MossyMoht
      @MossyMoht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kilian Experience what happened to *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4496

    It’s like you only upload once in the lifecycle of an actual red panda, and then you have to wait to reincarnate again.

    • @paint1238
      @paint1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A week

    • @BurgerFred1
      @BurgerFred1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Perhaps Kilian isn't actually the panda, but the hat and book possessing the panda. Every video is just a different red panda looking for a nice hat and a good read-- Kilian then discards the useless panda shell once he's done draining its lifeforce and making silly videos.

    • @rururiemn1941
      @rururiemn1941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      BurgerFred1 this guy possesses

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BurgerFred1 - That sounds exactly like the sort of rumour a lizard would want to spread...

    • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
      @MessatsuGoshoryu02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He uploaded a week ago, so either you're really annoying or red pandas are not doing as well as I thought

  • @DrDrao
    @DrDrao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    I was waiting for the ending where the park guests would give your terrible zoo a 5 star rating, but instead we got lizard people.
    10/10. Best card in the game.

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      the old lizard people bait and switch

    • @jeanr.rivera4583
      @jeanr.rivera4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@waffles6280 a classic

    • @jetpackpenguin1803
      @jetpackpenguin1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I also thought that would happen but at least he warned those who weren’t aware of the lizard people

    • @federicoschmocker9791
      @federicoschmocker9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same, what a plot twist

    • @DrDrao
      @DrDrao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly 666 likes. It must be the lizard people.

  • @DozenthTurmoil
    @DozenthTurmoil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    We recently got Red Pandas at my local zoo. They are cute and all
    Just thought you should know :3

    • @jacoborourke8714
      @jacoborourke8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That sounds nice

    • @angelsgv1030
      @angelsgv1030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      What wisdom have they shared with you?

    • @DozenthTurmoil
      @DozenthTurmoil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      angels95 6 only that of the cosmos my guy

    • @portpebble
      @portpebble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      :0 My zoo got red pandas too! Only temporarily though I think...

    • @cloudy772
      @cloudy772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      DozenthTurmoil
      Red pandas are not “cute”
      They are fearless warriors who are both smart enough to watch rick and morty and charismatic enough to seduce a rock.
      Choose your words wisely next time

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    2:45 "Maybe worse" Shows Denmark like a true Swede.

    • @isakpalsson9012
      @isakpalsson9012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Här, Danmark, utskitet ur hav och kalk. Där, Sverige, hugger ur granit!

    • @timsyberfeldt4821
      @timsyberfeldt4821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Han talar sanning!

    • @HiyuMarten
      @HiyuMarten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@isakpalsson9012 Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium, tvingar vi Dansken på knä.

    • @Burred11
      @Burred11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HiyuMarten I det mindste ved vi, hvordan man ikke fucker sin egen valuta over.

    • @dkmarcusdk867
      @dkmarcusdk867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikke sjovt.
      Grinte ikke.

  • @cosmicturban2797
    @cosmicturban2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    "Guess which one leads to pandas?"
    "They all lead to spiders."
    You're perfect and you know it.

    • @alfredjames4530
      @alfredjames4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s like how in the lord of the Rings he says I won’t show you the battle scene to remind you we‘re not friends

    • @michaeltadros3898
      @michaeltadros3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 I cant like

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeltadros3898 above that

  • @Fusive
    @Fusive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "We'll have tigers"
    *Shows lions*

    • @ithrilzyne4542
      @ithrilzyne4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "We'll have 6 turtle habitats"
      *Shows tortoise*

    • @FestusOmega
      @FestusOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's not his fault! He has a disability. _Swedish Syndrome._

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He was lion about the tigers

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSkypetube Please, don't.

    • @matti9334
      @matti9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lions are just hairy tigers

  • @navidjon692
    @navidjon692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    "Glory to Terra!"

    • @squigface2844
      @squigface2844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

    • @almightybogza
      @almightybogza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Its what we do best, we die standing"

    • @crusaderherman7343
      @crusaderherman7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Only in death does duty end"

    • @O-P-96
      @O-P-96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FOR THE THRONEWORLD!!!

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Death to the cold bloods!

  • @Lawlietftw30
    @Lawlietftw30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Killian: We need a name that makes you go "Eugh." Like...Tik Tok Zoo Challenge
    Me: Eugh.

  • @vitors9198
    @vitors9198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    just imagine a swedish red panda in his apartment screaming at imaginary lizards

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a break from the manatees.

  • @Universeiscool66
    @Universeiscool66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    You: Fahrenheit
    Me, an intellectual: Hamburger degrees

    • @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
      @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just because, this is how I shall refer to it now and see how many confusing/disgusted looks I get.

    • @mattmaff1
      @mattmaff1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His was celcuis...

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Real intellectuals use Kelvin in everyday life. And by real intellectuals I mean everyone who isn't a European Commie.

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@owlblocksdavid4955 no they don't unlike dumb americans everybody use celcius and metric system not that dumb feet thing

    • @CedricCaffa
      @CedricCaffa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 degree Celsius = 2.44 hamburger degrees, and yes I shall use this for the rest of my life.

  • @SpookyScarletShadow
    @SpookyScarletShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Watching a Kilian Experience video is like someone telling you that a bomb will go off in ten minutes, and then getting hit by a train.

    • @mrmimeisfunny
      @mrmimeisfunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's the Kilian Experience.

    • @ValeriaHoran666
      @ValeriaHoran666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the most accurate description ever

    • @ValeriaHoran666
      @ValeriaHoran666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the most accurate description ever

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Kilian : "Zoo 76"
    Todd : *_"It just works"_*

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Lol, Kilian is such a madman that he plays this game in the fictional red panda language 😂

  • @zackshekelstein1034
    @zackshekelstein1034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Prediction: Next video will be called "worst zoo ever" and he creates the perfect zoo and also resistance

    • @JulianimeIsAmazing
      @JulianimeIsAmazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, next video will likely be a video game review of Gex the gecko and the importance of portraying lizards as cool role model protagonist action heroes because it sets an example to society to know that lizards are our superiors.

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it was just Chef Killian No Relation doing a video while Killian was fighting the lizards

  • @lessersphinx3971
    @lessersphinx3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “Your family is the zoo attraction”. I died at that part, haven’t laughed that much in a while

    • @blakdayy
      @blakdayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LesserSphinx woah it’s another kermit

    • @lessersphinx3971
      @lessersphinx3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blakdayy an equal, we're one of the same brother

    • @blakdayy
      @blakdayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LesserSphinx 🐸

    • @zennamok5428
      @zennamok5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was epic lol

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Has a flamethrower, screaming "Glory to Terra". Hummm...
    *AHHHHHHHHHHH* BURN IN HOLY FIRE! FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Children of the Emperor! Death to his foes! For the Emperor!"--wait, what?

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO MERCY NOR REMOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @chaoticcrusader5428
    @chaoticcrusader5428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I was so worried that Raid: Shadow Legends spread their sponsorship disease on you!
    Thank god they didn't!

    • @ethanl5527
      @ethanl5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Raid Shadow Leg Ends
      it's a totally free rpg pvp dvd for people with adhd

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This vaccine against pointless youtuber ads was brought to you by Audible. Get one free audio book if you sign up with the code RedPanda69. Please, they have my family.

    • @joemama-hf1xk
      @joemama-hf1xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bruh its not a disease they are helping content creators continue doing their job

    • @six2make4
      @six2make4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joemama-hf1xk Also you don't get jack shit by following sponsor links and have never done so. It's literally just the same new player program as if you downloaded the app on your own, if you complain about this they will either ignore you, block you or close threads.

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joemama-hf1xk it's defo scam. d'angelo Wallace will probs make a video on it soon

  • @xudle4308
    @xudle4308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Killian: speaking of mobile games Rai- skill share
    Me sweating: don’t do that to me

  • @petike01100
    @petike01100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "This used to be a ghost town. Now 50 people live here."

  • @gummygrenade
    @gummygrenade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the fifth time I’ve seen this video, and I always forget about the lizards. Gets me every time.

  • @codyaaronfletcher11
    @codyaaronfletcher11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Like how I expect my subscribers to know literally every pop culture reference in history.”
    The realest line of the video

  • @joshjosh9688
    @joshjosh9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    The man has returned, but the real question is: will it have red pandas?

  • @Jezzared
    @Jezzared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "What's the food like in the park? Let me guess, Hawaiian pizza!"
    "What? No. Why would it be the same food as the perfect park?"
    Agreeing with a red panda about pizza toppings was strange at first, but then I remembered they are superior beings and it all made sense.

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hawaiian pizza is unironically amazing

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You’re both wrong

    • @adamnagar7386
      @adamnagar7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      connects back to the new chef killian video so that was foreshadowing

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Visitors shouldn't be allowed to box a bear because that's your job as a zookeeper.
    Like.. if they have a boxed bear at home, why visit your zoo?

  • @slothworks7032
    @slothworks7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I appreciate this channel so much. Any sadistic park owner would put unnecessary stairs inbetween their attractions.
    But only a mad genious would even consider HEATING THEM TO 50°.

  • @noodlecoffee193
    @noodlecoffee193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he said “More on Hawaiian pizza in an upcoming video,” and then actually makes a video about it.

  • @reggiecockburn8379
    @reggiecockburn8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Kilian: If you don’t know literally every animal ever you can’t come here.
    *calls a tortoise a turtle*

    • @bobafettjr85
      @bobafettjr85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tortoises are sub-order of turtles and it is acceptable to call a tortoise a turtle. Maybe you shouldn't be allowed at this zoo.

    • @reggiecockburn8379
      @reggiecockburn8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then I am humbled and bow down to your superior intelligence and wisdom. It is greatly appreciated that that somebody with such a keen mind would waste the time required in order to contradict my harmless joke and bless me with the knowledge required never to make such a stupid mistake again.

    • @jonathandoe1367
      @jonathandoe1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reggiecockburn8379 Technically, reptiles are fish.
      This is because taxonomic terms are technically cladistic, in that they refer to a creature and all descendants. Fish were ancestors to reptiles, so technically reptiles are fish. However, no one actually describes animals this way because it's stupid and confusing...but it's still technically true.

  • @TDark101
    @TDark101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is a great fallout 76 update!

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The rewatchability in this one is astounding. Bravo, Killian

  • @lassebluten6035
    @lassebluten6035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will gladly answer you: five members of the Mungotinae sub-family, also more commonly known as the 'social mongoose' or 'eusocial mongoose' are: all species commonly categoriesed as meerkat's(3 recognised sub species: s.s. Suricatta, s. s. Mojoriae and s. s. Iona. Though these, as subspecies don't count towards the total of five beyond the meerkat), the members of the helogale genus (common and Ethiopian dwarf mongooses, both of which are their own species counting towards the total of 5), the Gambian mongooses(genus: mungos) and the banded mongooses(genus: mongos).
    ... I took biology as one of my four main subjects in my Abitur(highest of the ranks of highschool graduation in Germany...(in Germany highschools and middleschools(they are one and the same[they are simply collectively called 'weiterführende Schulen' which translates to 'continued schools' or 'advanced schools' they are attended after graduating fron 'Grundschule'(Basic school/ elementary school) after 4-6 years]) are decided into groups, depending on what kind of high/middleschool you attend you can earn different ranks of graduation))

  • @ce8354
    @ce8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    GLORY TO TERRA!!!!!!! FOR THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!

  • @GamingGatorD
    @GamingGatorD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's got clever humor, he is unlike any other youtuber.

  • @HerbyFreak3
    @HerbyFreak3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:50 I've never laughed so hard. Killian sounding so happy being evil was perfect

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can practically see the Dr. Evil pinky raise

  • @andrewv.9142
    @andrewv.9142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I felt genuinely threatened by the ending
    thank you Killian

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      at the end was just like AHH AHH BILL CIPHER MODE AH AHHHHHH

  • @leogreck9984
    @leogreck9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zoo 76:
    Animals clip and sometimes pass trough their pents.
    Park keepers sometimes spawn in way to large quantities or not at all
    You might fall trough the floor.
    Exibit signs are not rendering aswell as random parts of the park
    ...

  • @fabiodias8157
    @fabiodias8157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I hope TikTok Zoo Challenge survived the Russians

  • @DJOwenNetwork
    @DJOwenNetwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:48 Oh hello Dune soundtrack, I missed you.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long live the fighters!

  • @zeflammenwerfer9352
    @zeflammenwerfer9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Kllian are you sure you didn’t build Edinburgh zoo. With that hill it’s a understatement

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whos Lillian?

    • @vector9511
      @vector9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TimTime10 Lillian mama

    • @vector9511
      @vector9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait no fuck I messed up the joke

    • @zeflammenwerfer9352
      @zeflammenwerfer9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TimTime10 fricking autocorrect

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fricking gay robots fricking

  • @Blade.5786
    @Blade.5786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kilian is the only person that can make me wait through the sponsorship without getting bored halfay through.

  • @tristanovic2-531
    @tristanovic2-531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Kilian I'm concerned about your current situation, do you require dunecrawler support from the techpriests of mars to aid you in your fight against xenos?

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's not mess about, drop a couple of Legio Titanica from orbit, preferably Imperator models.

    • @tristanovic2-531
      @tristanovic2-531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raifthemad You're right, we are talking about the defense of Holy Terra after all.

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "One guy lost his arm making that adorable panda. And that was the day before his 7th birthday"
    The realisation in that joke hit me like a truck

  • @HarveyMeadowlark
    @HarveyMeadowlark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "just like I expect my viewers to know every pop culture reference in history"
    I really thought I was a pop culture buff but kilian really puts me to shame lmao

  • @pickleridge5656
    @pickleridge5656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:31 gambian mongoose, dwarf mongoose, banded mongoose, meerkats and kusimanse

    • @Adolphus_of-bysantanium
      @Adolphus_of-bysantanium ปีที่แล้ว

      How long did it take you to search that

    • @lmads8023
      @lmads8023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Adolphus_of-bysantanium 3 years

  • @destrorso2505
    @destrorso2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:42 GLORY TO TERRA! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @MrMystery2123
    @MrMystery2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:42 i love that kilian can't pronounce any english word correctly but nails "jalapenos"

  • @MADeline4223
    @MADeline4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I cant believe I got a notification for this video while watching his Jurassic world video

  • @csxfan_
    @csxfan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody has said it, but Kilian must be some sort of torture artist with how he knows how to creatively cause so much human suffering.

  • @atigoon
    @atigoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this channel everything he does is wonderful

  • @cocacraesh
    @cocacraesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for some reason, I find killian's sense of humor refreshing, even tho it is just the culmination of youtube-nonsense-comedy

  • @ceppoc
    @ceppoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn Killian I got scared when you started saying “Rrrrraid shadow legends” xD Älskar dina videos haha, lycka till i framtiden!

  • @maddoxWolfe
    @maddoxWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how accurate this is it’s not gonna make you suffer it’s just so annoying but to a point we’re you can’t even really complain

  • @formerlypurple
    @formerlypurple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Congrats on the sponsorship, I never thought you'd get one

  • @plaidhatter1674
    @plaidhatter1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are two kinds of animal lovers. The admirers and the enthusiasts.

  • @Frk_X
    @Frk_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That must have been a weird experience for the neighbors when he recorded the end part

  • @YeaiMeanYeah
    @YeaiMeanYeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    FINALLLY! The Red Faced Panada is finally getting the attention it utterly deserves, that beautiful faced angel.

  • @Fangoros
    @Fangoros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Was wondering when you would play this
    Took ya long enough

    • @deejones0071
      @deejones0071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's played this game before? In the themepark video (which is probably why he mentioned lizards again)

  • @TheAp397
    @TheAp397 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "they all lead to spiders" made me viserally snort

  • @TheManeymon
    @TheManeymon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:25 *hear bgm* "Ahh a fellow member of the thieves guild."

  • @sherri3218
    @sherri3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never know what I'm gonna get out of a Killian video, but I am never dissatisfied

  • @poseidonc1259
    @poseidonc1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kilian: “Zoo 76”
    *BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS HAS INITIATED NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST*

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poseidonc12 hey it’s accurate

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait... was that their plan all along? Create such a garbage fire of a game that a nuclear holocaust ensues? Then we would all be living the fallout series. It would be the most realistic game ever... they're geniuses!

    • @pauln6803
      @pauln6803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owlblocksdavid4955
      Yes, but due to Bethesda's notorious lack of QA their launcher didn't work, their ICBM crashed and now Austin Tx is a radioactive crater.
      Pete Hines has tweeted that further updates to FO76 have been delayed but not to worry as the atom shop was unaffected by the blast as this is being maintained by their Maryland studio.

  • @sladikk
    @sladikk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "park worker we came from all this way away to see this one animal you need to make it so we can see them" as someone who used to work in a zoo i have heard this at least 200 times

  • @sjurnilsen6342
    @sjurnilsen6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I also have experience with red pandas giving me divine wisdom, like drinking bleach to clean my teeth!

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The divine red panda is correct! I mean bleach is mostly water and we're mostly water so therefore we are bleach.

    • @sjurnilsen6342
      @sjurnilsen6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "If it's under the sink, take a drink!" - Divine Red Panda

    • @Squaretable22
      @Squaretable22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about injecting bleach to cure mysterious illnesses unbeknownst to 2019 Man

  • @Nano12123
    @Nano12123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Divine Wisdom? Huh
    Red Panda: "You have climbed to the summit, Mortal. As per the Divine Laws, I shall answer any question you may ask. I know the meaning of life, stuff you cannot comprehend, the knowledge of destroying entire universes, I can even tell you-"
    Human: "Does the girl I have a crush on like me back"?

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do not ask what happened to that Human.
      Lets say, that he's now on a celestial object.
      Kilian asked me to be on guard duty there.
      So he cannot get back to Earth and answer the same stupid question.

  • @xDarkMonkeyz
    @xDarkMonkeyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:02 That reference :o !!!!!

  • @TheZombieButler
    @TheZombieButler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tacos and bathroom a song of misery. Love ya

  • @HelixSnake
    @HelixSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    1 view
    "Wow I'm the first person to see this video!"
    96 comments
    "oh."

    • @SirPawsies
      @SirPawsies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this the man the myth the legend himself professional skater HELIXSNAKE?

    • @HelixSnake
      @HelixSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SirPawsies yas

    • @dugaid7454
      @dugaid7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you havent made a vid in months.. but then again you could have been watching killian on repeat for the past 5 months so ill let it slide

    • @FireflyJuu
      @FireflyJuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry, they're all from you

    • @HelixSnake
      @HelixSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dugaid7454 I have a full time job and TH-cam is sort of not showing my videos to subscribers so I've kinda given up on it

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only on the third time watching do I realize that the video is literally filled with clues about the ending. Every time he says “hum-hum” in an unusual attempt at a throat-clear noise, actually.

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Flamethrowers only attract those cold-blooded creatures.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like what a COLD BLOOD would say! What are you trying to hide, ya commie?

  • @dyavolo8448
    @dyavolo8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went to a local zoo once, one I visited before, and it was just the most depressing place I've seen ever.

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I never know whether Killian says "zoo" or "sue"

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assume a bit of both. In Killian's case, it usually is.

  • @neg9402
    @neg9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    19.520
    Avarage hamburger cooking degree is 160 degrees multiplied by 122 equals 19.520 degrees so the staircase is hotter than the surface of sun which is 4500-5000 degrees. Good job kilian, I must say it must be pretty hard to forge a staircase that has the tempeture of twice as much as suns chromosphere.

  • @j_s_g
    @j_s_g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That zoo is legitimately EVIL!
    5/5 would visit again.

  • @d_is_epikgames278
    @d_is_epikgames278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The biggest attraction of a massive French zoo I went too was two tortoises because they where "having adult fun"

  • @Infernape7890
    @Infernape7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A true 5 star zoo runs at 15 fps.

  • @ghesiskreist1197
    @ghesiskreist1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always thought Kilian was a racoon. Now I've learned he's actually a Master Shifu. I feel enlightened already

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Me: The perfect so does not exist
    Zootboxes: allow us to introduce our self.

    • @TheyCallMeSharkface
      @TheyCallMeSharkface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zootboxes

    • @jetpackpenguin1803
      @jetpackpenguin1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And guess what there is a 0.000000001% chance that you might see a animal !

    • @AdaFear
      @AdaFear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jetpackpenguin1803 and a 99.999999998% chance you'll see the snakes.

    • @jetpackpenguin1803
      @jetpackpenguin1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a 100% the lizards will see you!?!?

  • @redpandacoding
    @redpandacoding 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone who recognises the superiority of the Red Panda. We are truly blessed to share our world with these majestic beings.

  • @justinsmith9006
    @justinsmith9006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "everyone know lizards are scared of chyan taco's!" killian -2019
    :)

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is chyan? Im pretty sure he was saying “cayenne,” as in cayenne peppers lol

    • @justinsmith9006
      @justinsmith9006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MerkhVision i for the life of me thought that was how it was spelled. :\

  • @ethanreimund2549
    @ethanreimund2549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to say that I'm very glad this channel exists

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Mongotinae joke made me question my existence.

  • @memelotti
    @memelotti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I long played MW remastered today and Kilian makes a MW reference. Thank you Kilian

  • @darkjackl999
    @darkjackl999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "the world is run by lizard people"
    scalies: :>

  • @Glimmcomp
    @Glimmcomp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video is sheer brilliance

  • @mynameisaxewchu1496
    @mynameisaxewchu1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:23 "My homie" Persona 5

  • @keroardillabonito9089
    @keroardillabonito9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "122 Hamburger Degrees" I swear this man is a fucking genius.

  • @benfrancis7745
    @benfrancis7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst part about the end is I wasn’t actually paying attention

    • @jamesgodred9428
      @jamesgodred9428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too to be honest.

    • @whynotaquariums8107
      @whynotaquariums8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those lizards they have controlled you but not me Viva la revolution

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOW DARE YOU!
      Comrade, do not drink the water.
      The Lizards are poisoning it. And it will make you worship them.
      It's already taking effect.
      Remember, do NOT drink the water.
      Glory to the resistance.

    • @benfrancis7745
      @benfrancis7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *chugs pint of water* sorry I didn’t catch that can you say it again

    • @benfrancis7745
      @benfrancis7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *chugs three more bottles*
      Sorry I still can’t hear you, I think it’s some sort of reptile hissing or something

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You being sponsored by Skillshare is not just surprising, it's downright killing surprising. I have now died and met The Great Red Panda Ancestor, that's how surprising it is.

  • @angiki9988
    @angiki9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am now referring to all American forms of measurement as 'hamburger' units.

  • @kuka4082
    @kuka4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:20 i like the fact that you chose Europe and then it showed Savannah Africa

  • @mparkt200
    @mparkt200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ah, the superior red panda. Also known as the "lesser panda".

  • @connordarvall8482
    @connordarvall8482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for demonstrating the most passive-aggressive design of public recreational facilities possible.

  • @Crevasse
    @Crevasse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you said resistance base I think you meant a federation outpost.
    Edit: When you said Skillshare I think you meant Raid Shadow Legends.

  • @calebbowsman822
    @calebbowsman822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that when he said the red pandas were going to share diving knowledge it was about to run into a tree

  • @0m3GAARS3NAL
    @0m3GAARS3NAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:38
    A Zoo 76
    HOOOOOOOOO good shit hahaha

  • @jamstonjulian6947
    @jamstonjulian6947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many things to digest here, but the thing that's giving me most pause for thought is the concept of Ostriches being mediocre. I wasn't quite prepared for that truth bomb.

  • @GALL0W5
    @GALL0W5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kilian: uploads
    Me: life and responsibilities who?

  • @Im_NotSue
    @Im_NotSue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally think killian is a narcissistic panda. He can't be a human. He has to be a narcissistic panda.

  • @Saroyus
    @Saroyus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When "Zoo" and "Sue" sound like the same word

  • @bosagat
    @bosagat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I won't get into all the details because they aren't important. But I've been having a really hard time in my personal life lately. Not my point though. Kilian you are one of my favorite TH-camrs. Anytime you put out a new video it makes my day a little better. Keep up the good work my dude.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I ask what's going on? Are you ok now?

    • @bosagat
      @bosagat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BJGvideos really long story. But yeah I'm ok. Actually better than ok. I'm doing good. Thanks for your concern though. Seeing your comment actually meant a lot to me.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bosagat I'm glad.