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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    Before you comment, yes, I know I say Cayote weird, its a regional thing.

    • @elijahbrunson2272
      @elijahbrunson2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I say it the same

    • @elijahbrunson2272
      @elijahbrunson2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also hi oz!!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      K

    • @Flannel-
      @Flannel- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Who cares if you say it weird. I say M O I S T weird to annoy my sister, for some reason she really does not like the word.

    • @sheyennemcalister1443
      @sheyennemcalister1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats how everyone I know says it.

  • @hamburger7243
    @hamburger7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    “Build a sub workshop, where you can take home your own H̵̢̢̡̨̨̧̡̧̨̡̧̢̡̧̧̨̩̹̞̣͎͖̻̝̱͎͎̘̭̪͚̳͙͍̻͍̼̟̞̙̻͕̖͙̞̯̰͉̫͙̝͈͓̯̪̻̬͍̯̘̗͕͎̥̬͖̙̠̱͚̤͉̳̥̳͔̗̰̱̲̟͙̦̫̗̦̣̫̦̳̬͕̯͖̫͍̠̲̘̦̟͔̣̬̠̥̬̣̮͖͔̝̯̣͔͙̞̺̭̗̙͉̫̮͇̜̦̜̮̣̱͇̥̻̠͖͖͔̟͉̺̗̟̰͓͙̱͖̺̭̗͇͔̱͈̹͈͚͎͚͔͍̬̻͉͉̣͔͇̞̱̪͈̦̦̖͒͊͆̑̈́͑̇̑́̒̍̈͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅH̵̢̢̡̨̨̧̡̧̨̡̧̢̡̧̧̨̩̹̞̣͎͖̻̝̱͎͎̘̭̪͚̳͙͍̻͍̼̟̞̙̻͕̖͙̞̯̰͉̫͙̝͈͓̯̪̻̬͍̯̘̗͕͎̥̬͖̙̠̱͚̤͉̳̥̳͔̗̰̱̲̟͙̦̫̗̦̣̫̦̳̬͕̯͖̫͍̠̲̘̦̟͔̣̬̠̥̬̣̮͖͔̝̯̣͔͙̞̺̭̗̙͉̫̮͇̜̦̜̮̣̱͇̥̻̠͖͖͔̟͉̺̗̟̰͓͙̱͖̺̭̗͇͔̱͈̹͈͚͎͚͔͍̬̻͉͉̣͔͇̞̱̪͈̦̦̖͒͊͆̑̈́͑̇̑́̒̍̈͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅḢ̵̢̡̢̨̨̧̢̧̡̨̧̧̛̛̛̘̰̰͖͓̖͈̱͓͔̙̲̦̫̰̼̣̬̥̰̤͇͉̞̟̹͎͖̳͖͉͖͈̣̯̬̫͎̼͇͎͚͖̮̜̙̣͍̪͈͙͓͍͎̳̣̤͓̝͖͇̠͚̩̩̤̲̦̟̯͍̗̱̲̫̹͉̻͕͙̣͔̹͕͉̞̠̱̟̺̳̣̱̼̜͙̪̰̟̤͉̞͈̗͎̪̻̱̝̹͇͓̱̬̮͇͎̱̘̯̰̬̫̥͔̰͉͇͍̪̹͍͚͍̗͎̘̣̟̼̗̜̭͍̮̤̣̣͈̞̞̤͈̗̖͕̦̘͙̭̌̆̃̎̒̈̓̇̈́͗̑̇̏̓̊̒̆͋͂̍͊͌̃́̃͊̃̄͊̂̆̀͒̊͗͊̉̏̈͐͌́̈́͊̿͐̾̑̎͒̏̃̈́͑́̓̐͗̇̒͋̏͐͋̌̐̈̅̎̊̅̽̍̍͗̌͑̾̿̆͌̋̾͐͑̑͂̉̍̃̓͗̉͋̃̿͋̑̀̈͂̈́̚̚͘̕̚̚̕͘͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅḨ̵̧̧̡̨̧̧̧̧̢̡̨̨̨̡̨̧̨̢̢̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̰̹̭̜̼̰̦͇̪͍̮͔̯̺̪̪͚̱͎̙̖̫̙͉̪͉͖͙̹͇̺̦͖̭͉̤̻̪͇̟͍͍̗̥̟̭͖̩̱̭̠̜͍̭̱͓̺̩̜̣̯̲͈̺̯̯͓̲̞̟̫̩̯͖͈̯̮̟͇̦̺̘̤͉̗͈͇͔̞̯̗͖̪̩͖̱̩̹͙͈̜̮̣͖̦̥̙̠̬͚̥͇̬̠̺̩̜̗͕͙͈̫͙̠̩͍̩͓͕̠̼̮̲͕͍̗͙̺̩͇̼̣͈̜̭͈̲͆̏̽̀͊̅̎́̀̀̄̒͆́͗̒͆̒̇́͒͌̔͆̀̑͋̆̅́͊͐̈́̐̊͆̍̆̾̋̆̄͌͐̌̀̄͛̽́̎͐̿̒̄̉̏̉͐͐̏̉̌͑̀̆͌͊̊̾̄̉̈́́́̅̈̀̑͗̃̑̂̽̈́́̄̏̋̾̑͐͂͋̽̍̓̈́̋͂̇͋̉̃̄̓̓̏̔̀̓̎́̏̎͆̃͊͑̏́̆́̓̓̉̽̉̈́͂͂̀͂̍̋̉̅̈̊̇̾̎̅́͒̓̊͗̐͊̋̌́͊͒̈̎̑͑̑͂̓̿́̉͂̏̾̈́̎̂̍̉͛͗͆̔͋̇́̀̇̋̂̔͐͒̽̀͗͘̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕͘͘̚̚̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅH̶̡̧̢̡̢̡̢̢̨̨̧̨̨̡̧̧̢̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̼̲̱̩̬͓̥̠̥̮̟̳̝̭̞̱̙̗̮̜̠̳̫̟̗̺͔̠̠͔̪̲͇̤̙̞͇͎̘͖̣̩̝̳̥̘̖̫͇͕̹̙̠̩̬͓̱̮̠̻͖̝̦̯̮̖̟̰̩̠̘̤̼̠̦̣̹͙̜̟͕̭͉͚̱̻̳̹̯̥̻̗͖͈͔͍̖̭͍͇̪̠̗̤̺̼̥̦̰̺͔̠̩̣̥̼̲̩̮̭̦̝͈̤̼̲͔̯̘͓̹̙̠̣̮̜͕͈͚͍̼͈̮̭̩̼͉͍̦̜̠̲̮̬͓̤͉̹̩̬͉͉̲͉͍͖͔̗̗̭̹͍̰̲̞̤̥͚̘̦̳̣̲͕͎̟̰̹͎̹̰̆̋̐̄̈̇͑̊̅͌̽̊̎̊̍̇͒̋͐̔̍̓̀̒̾̑̓͌͑̽̀͂̿̎͒̑̄̒̓̄̀̏͛̎̓̾̒́̀̐͑͐̆̂́̋͋͆͛̆̅̐́̅̎̆̈̐̔͌̈́́̎̆̂͋̒̆̑̍͆̐́̿̀̏̓̈́͊̈̌̌͒͗̉̃̀͗̅̾̀͊͐̓͆̄̂̈́̈͒͗̂͑̾̓́́̽͊̌̓̇̀̔̀̇̀̏̈̾̊̿̉̐̅̈́̀̊̊͌̓̿̅̏̿̂́͆̇́̋̈́̿̀̅̓̉͊͒͊͆̈͑̀̓̉̑̈́͐̃͗̑̂͂͋̀͐̓́̎̉̓̿͘̚͘͘͘̚͘̕̚͘͘͘͘͘͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅ”

    • @supernovataco9135
      @supernovataco9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      dude how do you do that with the letters

    • @TrustedFemboy
      @TrustedFemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@supernovataco9135 Just search lingojam in google and you will find a bunch of different text generators so u can do different things

    • @supernovataco9135
      @supernovataco9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@TrustedFemboy cool thanks
      edit: ẅ̸̧̱̮̭̯̬́́̿̽͗ḩ̴̨̖͐̊̓̒͘͜͝y̵̗͉̒̀͂͘f̵͓̙̲̰͔̳͕̈̊̽́͒̎̍͠į̶̳͇̗̏͌̈́̋u̵̩̗͉̩͗̽̃̿ẙ̵̤͓͕̱̈́͊b̵͇̜̦͚̦̱̝͆̋̓ȯ̷̡̰̼̘̤̟̐͒̋̀͒̂͝͝

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@supernovataco9135 it's called zalgo you can search it

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Looks like you built a little snowy village...

  • @user-em4lz3zw2m
    @user-em4lz3zw2m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    “Liberals wants spiders to be even sexier”
    Weebs: If it’s a waifu,agreed.

    • @Mihcar2887
      @Mihcar2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Who summoned angel dust?

    • @hriotcthulhu3958
      @hriotcthulhu3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mihcar2887 shhh

    • @younggravyishot1399
      @younggravyishot1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      We already have tentacle hentai why not spider limb hentai

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      as an archnaphobe, let me just say that will burn in hell with those eight legged basterds

    • @Spider602
      @Spider602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I welcome it

  • @codythecat891
    @codythecat891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    The “Mario teaches typing” has the H, Y, and G that he needed

    • @gunga9073
      @gunga9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      He's already dead geez xD

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I just remembered Super Mario Land and the Six Golden Coins exists so there’s a g there too

    • @FrancisStarTraveler
      @FrancisStarTraveler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mario Galaxy

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FrancisStarTraveler thats in the video

    • @FrancisStarTraveler
      @FrancisStarTraveler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clamdove3292 yeah, but there was a mario game that have a G :^

  • @elfiot
    @elfiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    Fun fact: The German word for “yes” is pronounced “y’all” as a child in the Deep South, I once met a little German boy who admitted that learning English was hard because his school teachers seemed to be saying yes for no reason. So like
    Teacher: “Good mornin’ y’all!”
    Kid: “y’all it is I guess.”

    • @minus606
      @minus606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yes = ja and y'all sounds to me more like jall

    • @minus606
      @minus606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Idk what that kid tould ya...I relly don't know why pep. be like just imagine a german say that like Yacht is a german word and we say the Y the same like english peps. say y in you...

    • @minus606
      @minus606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe with an heavy accent the a in y'All may more sound like jarl like in Jarl Balrgruuf have seen that comment always Respekt some skyrim refrece.

    • @13Rats
      @13Rats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean I learned English from a Swiss dialect of German, but yes= ja.
      However, all of my native English friends told me that if "ja" was spelled with English phonetics it would be "zhaj"
      They also told me that the pronunciation Js in German (& French) are heresy. Little do they know that English is like 4 different languages merging together and that they just steal and multilate words from said languages.

    • @elfiot
      @elfiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@13Rats
      English is really weird. I think that
      “Yeah” is the English version/bastardization of “ja” I’m not a phonetics expert but I’d say that “ja” is pronounced “yaw”, “yeah” is pronounced “yaa”, and “y’all” is pronounced “yawll”
      Ja and y’all aren’t totally the same, but I assumed that there was either a word I didn’t know about, or to a 7 year old the extra consonant sound was easy to miss.

  • @declantecho1717
    @declantecho1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Good news! When twitter user “I doubt it” was asked about how their year was going, they replied: “alright, could be worse”
    They’re ok!

    • @nefertitig4782
      @nefertitig4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thankyoi for checking on them

  • @LUC1DN4P
    @LUC1DN4P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    The funky man is treating us good this Christmas

    • @Eclipse5
      @Eclipse5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Why did I read that as "fucky man"?

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Eclipse5 excuse me w h a t

    • @younggravyishot1399
      @younggravyishot1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Eclipse5 it’s a sign from the gods

    • @SomeCoffeeRequired2
      @SomeCoffeeRequired2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Please never leave the Oz Media comments section, this was gold

    • @hriotcthulhu3958
      @hriotcthulhu3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3776

    grandma approved

    • @buffsteve4409
      @buffsteve4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes

    • @VeraIsM3
      @VeraIsM3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thank you grandma once again

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m Welf, and nobody cares of my existence but I approve of this message

    • @VeraIsM3
      @VeraIsM3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Also furry apporved

    • @unoriginal5309
      @unoriginal5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      granny!

  • @iamimpure1711
    @iamimpure1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    So I'm from Germany and i felt physical pain when I tried to imagine the guy in my class with the heaviest German accent I know say "y'all"

    • @liuqmno3421
      @liuqmno3421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I like the word "y'all" but I'm too scared to use it. Maybe because of exactly this reason and I didn't even know it

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@liuqmno3421 use it, coward. Become one of us.
      (I tried to think on how to combine Y'all and Us into a cursed abomination and couldn't...)

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@r.j.penfold you *aLsE*

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@r.j.penfold As a Texan, I feel compelled to help you with this problem. "Use it, you yellow belied horned toad. Join y'all's self to the herd of y'alluns over yonder."

    • @tansybean1854
      @tansybean1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@goldengryphon As a north carolin'der **Bless y'alls heart**

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Someone dreamed up Surreal Broadcast so hard, they went straight to memes in the same dream.

  • @originpulse4234
    @originpulse4234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    Dude wrote “very religious horse girl” and the first thing that popped into my head was an anime-looking centaur nun.
    And it’s killing me.

    • @mekomamizuko
      @mekomamizuko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Great, now I can't unsee it. Thanks.

    • @foxycinnamonkitten997
      @foxycinnamonkitten997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AHHHHHHJJ

    • @elizabethh1581
      @elizabethh1581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Why.... Why did I picture a centaur, but, but, with the other half as a centaur, and not like, the bottom half, so I just pictured a horse face in a nun outfit trying desperately to stay on it's feet.

    • @daggerfly0087
      @daggerfly0087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just thought of some woman whit a horse head wearing a cross necklace

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please stop

  • @vanillathebard
    @vanillathebard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I have been called a lovely degenerate, and I will act accordingly.

    • @tansybean1854
      @tansybean1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As will I dear fellow.

    • @HugoStuff
      @HugoStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here

    • @vanillathebard
      @vanillathebard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @just an animator False, I obliterated an entire jar of Nutella by myself with only a spoon and the willingness to ascend. If sin had a flavor then I'm sure that's exactly what it would taste like.

    • @draconicalaanddrakner3261
      @draconicalaanddrakner3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed
      Edit: So, I looked it up... I... I ALREADY ACT LIKE THIS. F***.

  • @icyboi7039
    @icyboi7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    *When you’re the only one awake*
    *in sleep class*

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kick is coming for you.

    • @NautsuJJR
      @NautsuJJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the presentation of that image genuinely kinda scared me for a sec

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The best creepypasta potential I’ve seen in years.

    • @amethystt727
      @amethystt727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fear

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wtf is sleep class sign me up

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "Build-a-sub"? Oz, when people say you should have more subs this is *not* what we meant.
    Okay maybe some of us meant that.

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oz has atleast a dozen subs

    • @dmitrivasilyevich8859
      @dmitrivasilyevich8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a sub but I'm also a sub

    • @Linventor
      @Linventor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah man, substitute teachers are great

    • @basti2850
      @basti2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tobym5185 its even worse because its fuckin youtube saying this shit
      WAIT DONT DEMONETIZE ME

    • @basti2850
      @basti2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tobym5185 fair nuff

  • @sad_boi_razor8983
    @sad_boi_razor8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    other peoples cats: [victorian children diolouge]
    my cat: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

    • @meilekothefox6238
      @meilekothefox6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you mean, Ă̸̻̭̦̫̰̞̱͎̤̼̫Ḁ̸̣͕͉͛̉̈́̔̃̅̏̊̍A̴̧̫̼͔̭̬̘͔̫͕͍͘͝Á̸̢̋̈́͒͌́A̵̰͇̩͗́́͒̐͑ͅĄ̴͇͙̖̲͖͔͙̦̯͇̀̽̉̐̚Á̵̧͚̗͕̣͘À̴̲̍̽̒̒͒̐͝Ã̴͍̦̻͉̱͕̳̭̬͉̹͍͙̱̱͑Å̴̧̧̛̪̟̟͕̰̣͖͉̖̥̱̣̫͊̍͐́͌͛̋A̴̻̝̗̪͐̉A̸̭̦̙̻̦̩̯̼̼͌̍̐́͛͊̌̇̓̽̔͌̿A̶̛̖̱͓̼̰̜̓̉̀̾͊͆̎̈́̀̐̌̈́̊̄͜A̵̡͇̰̣̝̺̓͜͠Ǎ̸̪̭̲̞̤͕͓̻̝̞̦͔̖̹͛̀̋̚̚A̷̢̹͈̜͓̜͙̜̠̳̪͍͉̝̎̑̑͂̿̎̑̉A̵̢͈̝͈͇͖̖̜͆͊̓̈̂̍̏́A̷̹͐̇̊̈͛̿̐́̒Å̵̢̟͔̉͐̾̿̌̿͆̒̚͝A̶̪̪̟̞̠̋̒̓͐̊͑̂͗͐̿̃̒͘͠ͅA̵̧͔̦͑̏̃̇͆͠À̴̡͙̭̻̼̒̀͆͂̐͆͆̑͑̐̚͝A̵̺̹̠̍̊̆̓͒̃́̓̍͆̂͆̏̚Ȃ̷̢̲̬͔͕̖̥̳͇͓̝͚̞͆̀̇͜A̷̛͙̝̩͕͈̻͉̫̻̭̤̩͙̹̓̋̀͒̉̄̽̎͊͊́͝A̵̧͖̜͚̮͇̦̞̍͆̂̉̿̏̀̈͗Ã̶̖̔́̉̿͆̒̋̀̉́͝A̵̧̢̪͎̲͉̰͐̓̎͗̕̕͜A̷̛̻̍̃̌̋̚A̶̧̪̳̤̳̱̮̿͌͗̽̿̈́̋͜ͅA̷͓̝̮̤̖̺̥͑̐͛Ạ̸̢̢̡̡̬͕̞͆̽̂̃̑̑̏͋̊͌̈̓́̏A̶̡̞̠̻͈̗̫͕̫̬̮͚̋̓͊̈̾̇̉̏̍́́͛̏̕͘͜ͅÂ̸̢̧̫̜̹͈̭̝͓̖̭̤̎͜͝Ą̶̻̭̮̲̭̏̎̀̈́̈́̋̌͛̄̏̐͝Ä̵̡̛͙̪̫̩̝̦̱͓̻̂̍̅̑͌̏́̇͘A̷̪͚̜͎̣̺͕̖̞̫͗̓͌̿̃͂̀͆̈̐̔̿͘͝A̷̱̘̭͈͕͖͕̽̑̽́͊͋̄͆̊͆͝Ȃ̶̢̢̛̬̼̬̿͌́́͜Ȃ̵͔̣̞͛́̓̑̊̀͆̌̈̋̽́͆Ȁ̷̢̞͉̥͚̍͗͗̐̿̑́̀̈́͗̄̈̕͝Ạ̴̢̨͔͈̠̞͖͓͚̳̼̈́͠Ả̷̡̯͕͉̗͔͖͎̮́͜Ä̷̧̨͉̠͚̬̲́͗̂̕ͅẢ̸͉̦͋́͝A̶̛̞̩̬̯̖̮̺̭̜͔̬̪̻̓Â̵̧̡̛͇͚̲̖̣̮̬̭͔̩̓̈̾͘͜Ą̶̩̗̠̩̖̋̆̐͘̕͝ͅȂ̴̢̢̲͓͔̥͜Ã̵̲̠̗̼̘̘͔̫͓͈̩̱̈́̅̀̐͂́̑̓̇̑͗͠ͅA̴̧̧̢̭̘̝̘̭̥̹̫̮̰͇͛̀̈́̑̊̄́̌̒͂̌̂͘Ā̶̛̲̘̮̭̟̔͋̍͛͆̊̓̅͘͜͠Ą̷͎̫̤̿̀ͅĄ̷̡̦͚͖̮̲͔̟̪͓͋̿͜A̸̧̨̗̣̗̰̬̰̭̅͒͑͑A̸̧͍̙͖͇͔̪̍́͛͛͂̒͝A̴̧͈̞̾̄̎̆̆̍͛̆̊̚̕ͅA̷̢̧̛̯͇͚̮̱̥̠̭̪̬̐͒͂͛̾́̋͌͋̕͝A̸̳̐̋̎̑A̷̼͍̖͔̭̝̟͂́͜A̷͕̝͓͉̫̪̹̼̖̲͖̦̜̮͛̑͗̎̿̉͆͌͒̕Ḁ̸̘̭̠̞̈́̽̈́̔́̆̽͠Ą̴̛̩̻͇̮͕̜̼̼͖̀̿̈́̌͗̿̐́͜Ą̷̑̂̈́̕A̷̯͈̼̦̠͒̽́͊̂̐̈́̑͊͆͒̚͝A̶̧̨̠͕͙̙͔̜̅̉͋͂͌̕ͅA̵̡̳̭̙̗̖̯̤̭̫͌͐̽̐͑͛͊̈́Ă̶̲̹̩̞̘͕̩̺̳̖͎̟̏̓̇̅̊͠Ȧ̴͚̜̟̤̥͑͛͛͊͆́A̷̞̲̥͎͇͚̻̫͍͒͋͆Ā̶̮̗̍̃̊A̶̢̡͚̩̣̹͈̠̼͕͗̅̋̚͠Ą̸̨͙̣̩̣̹͈̫̝̹̫͆̉͑͐̃̂̕ͅȀ̵̢̡̦̗͙͎͎̜̽̎̆́̽͒̃̓̏̉͘̕͜Ą̴̬̤̘͕̯̟̺̤̀́̀̓͊̊̀̔͐͜ͅĄ̸̨̳̠̭͚͇̣̻͌̂͋͗̐͑̿͂̎̂̕̕ͅã̶̫͎͓̰̯̞̰̓͂͒͠à̸̩̠̼̥̥̭̼̞̩͖͖́̋́̇̌̈́͜͠͝a̷̛̪͍̯͚̠͗̆̽̿̍̽͗͂̾̇̆̊͘a̷̧̤̣͔̼͙̝͓͈͍͔̝̩͑̃̄̇̀͑̂͆͋͘͘

    • @sad_boi_razor8983
      @sad_boi_razor8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meilekothefox6238 yeah pretty much

  • @enigmadraws4404
    @enigmadraws4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It very rare you come across an unprofessional voice actor whos really good at voice acting. This is one of those moments

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I need an entire movie where Oz just voices overly dramatic cats.

    • @linthefloofybean7373
      @linthefloofybean7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YES

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We just need to keep that post running long enough that someone makes a 1 hour compilation of all the times he voiced them in his videos.

    • @The-Silliest-Little-Guy
      @The-Silliest-Little-Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oz needs to do a voice over of the entire cats movie

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @BlakeSpeed-ji9py
      @BlakeSpeed-ji9py ปีที่แล้ว

      God no that segment was so annoying.

  • @jadedfoolva3821
    @jadedfoolva3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    “Liberals want spiders to be even sexier”
    *Angel Dust exists

    • @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
      @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I prefer Rachnera Arachnera

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 shut up Joseph, focus on being faithful to your wife

    • @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
      @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@guilhermefranco2930 I'm allowed to like anime. Yes I love my wife but I also appreciate Spider Waifus

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 *laughs in Josuke*

    • @vexorc1sm
      @vexorc1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *S T O P*
      Pleasw don't ruin an already adult show.

  • @salsacake
    @salsacake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I swear this guy has a great voice for the soul of a cat

  • @sammieegoldwand
    @sammieegoldwand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Bonnie: **moves**
    Mario: **accent was never an option**
    Edit: The past two years of having this video auto play I thought he meant sub as in substitute teacher...I...I may be dumb

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "Liberals want spiders to be even sexier"
    Angel Dust fans: *OwO*

  • @mylesmcnary3584
    @mylesmcnary3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    to be honest, I wouldn't mind if the republican party was reduced to catgirls, not because I've got anything against them, more because I think it would be in the best interest of humanity to have catgirls as soon as possible and the republicans are a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

    • @averagesnail5437
      @averagesnail5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lyraoctavia7518 so the catgirls have been among us all along…

    • @humanperson6372
      @humanperson6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@averagesnail5437 AMOGUS

    • @yanik5480
      @yanik5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I for one do not wish to see catgirl trump or jeffery epstien, but if you want to see that, then whatever I guess, but it it still a terrible idea.

    • @hunty12we12
      @hunty12we12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yanik5480 You have made a very good point. They would not make good catgirls. Although it is less cruel to make them into catgirls than to sacrifice them for genetic research.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As much as this "I'm going to destroy something I, at best, don't care about, and at worst actively hate, but pretend I'm making a sacrifice anyway because it sounds better than the truth" mentality pisses me off, I'm in full support of replacing politicians with catgirls.

  • @TheUrbanGaze
    @TheUrbanGaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "Build a Sub workshop"
    OK, so Subwa- oh. Oh no. OH NO. NOOOOOOO-

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont get it...

    • @nowtime3999
      @nowtime3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm only getting a reference to subway, that's it.

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johngun4377 me niether

    • @orim8849
      @orim8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rooke1489 if i'm correct Sub means a submissive person in a BDSM relationship... and the instruction is perfect

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@orim8849 oh i was thinking of sandwiches

  • @revenantgammanull9699
    @revenantgammanull9699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "Liberals want spiders to be even sexier"
    Hmm, yes, *ARACHNE*

    • @devak6698
      @devak6698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t you mean *aradia*

    • @jessieridgeway8334
      @jessieridgeway8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How about Angel Dust?

    • @enderwalkgang
      @enderwalkgang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@devak6698 isnt she the ram?

    • @ProfIdiotKuro
      @ProfIdiotKuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @devak6698
      @devak6698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@enderwalkgang ah I apologize. I meant vriska

  • @thatguy3968
    @thatguy3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:26 Fun fact: this is based on an actual scene from the Sherlock Holmes novel “The Sign Of Four”. Except in the book he’s winding a pocket watch not plugging in a phone.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That at least makes more sense
      Winding is a very easy thing to do when not drunk because it is simple but tedius

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:51 human "dang, my Tin is really innefficient at making farm tools."
    alien: "Yes..."
    human: "wait, what if I mixed it with other stuff"
    Alien: "Yeeeess..."
    human: Invents Bronze*
    Alien: "DON'TFUCKITUPDON'TFUCKITUPDON'TFUCKITUPDON'TFUCKITUP..."
    Human: Stabs other human with bronze spear*
    Alien "OH COME ON"

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    “Liberals want spiders to be even sexier”
    There’s an Angel Dust joke in here somewhere.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      YES A FELLOW HAZBINNER

    • @disnord1067
      @disnord1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ayyy waddup

    • @kagekiller
      @kagekiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that's a fact

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would be the one to make it but I'm not mentally advanced enough

    • @tansybean1854
      @tansybean1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES

  • @cedarw00d83
    @cedarw00d83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    "Build-a-sub workshop"
    I- why do you have to abuse us poor subs like that?

    • @makotoyuki7482
      @makotoyuki7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Because we like it 😏

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Well we will just sit there and take it.

    • @eyo2953
      @eyo2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I’m also subscribed to Oz

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      _You know why._

    • @dantom1
      @dantom1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@eyo2953 yeah.. subscribers...

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When he said “horse girl”
    I imagined a person with the head of a horse

    • @NativS2002
      @NativS2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reverse centaur

    • @sharksuperiority9736
      @sharksuperiority9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NativS2002 Basically, but more like Bojack Horseman

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:28 Metal isn’t necessarily spicy dirt, I’d say that’s more like rocks. Metal is minty dirt, similar but has a more cold vibe

  • @mysterygeekdude3287
    @mysterygeekdude3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "this post is only here because of the possum" Oz you are an absolute delight

  • @zacharymuller6554
    @zacharymuller6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Tested out the German accent, ends up sounding like “Jarl” as in “Jarl Balgruff the Greater”

    • @my_name_is_jorts5731
      @my_name_is_jorts5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Hello Jarl"

    • @aqua_verified8924
      @aqua_verified8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you a Imperial or are you a stormcloak

    • @zacharymuller6554
      @zacharymuller6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aqua_verified8924 depends If it is the age of aggression or oppression?

    • @aqua_verified8924
      @aqua_verified8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zacharymuller6554 HMmmm oppression?

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bluelink1879 Speaking of which, how is the Thieves Guild the one with the awesome story line?
      I mean, I don't mind it, since it's a great guild and you get cool toys out of the deal, but why?
      Companions: Punch that guy. Now punch those guys. Werewolf. Now punch these guys.
      Mage's College: Look at old stuff. Don't touch old stuff. Ok, you touched old stuff, now don't die. Now kill that old stuff. You got the staff, nice. Now kill that yellow foreign guy.
      Dark Brotherhood: Murder is fun.
      Thieves Guild: Intricate plotline full of political intrigue and economic exploitation to gain power over the entire province, full of theft, fights, espionage, old secrets, and by far the most challenging dungeons of them all, as well as powerful secret deadra magic.

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Then all the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out in glee,
    Your only worth in this world, is your value to societ~y"

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I disagree. My cannon is the cannon from the Christmas special. And in the special he was liked and respected before they realized that he could save Christmas. He earned everyone’s love when he learned to grow and love himself first. And you cannot convince me that Yukon Cornelius isn’t cannon. He’s the greatest prospector in the north!

  • @Demonrose64
    @Demonrose64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Holy fuck the cat thread is killing me, also the BBC Sherlock has me wheezing.

  • @dillpickles5012
    @dillpickles5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The “only one awake in sleep class” editing is legit my favorite part of the video

  • @masonlomas967
    @masonlomas967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Build a sub? Hold on...THIS ISN'T A SUBWAY!

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well you can still eat this sub, now how you eat it is up to you

    • @lordshivonski6149
      @lordshivonski6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CanNibAlISm

    • @6-_-.
      @6-_-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sir this is a Wendy's

    • @BT_DUBS
      @BT_DUBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could be if you want it to be

    • @masonlomas967
      @masonlomas967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BT_DUBS bro where's domway

  • @HugoPegler
    @HugoPegler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    ngl that whole 'sleep class' thing is like if Limbo and Silent Hill had a really unsettling child...

  • @fawna_lariat
    @fawna_lariat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    My mom took me to this guy's house, and she told me that he was a girl once and that he wanted to be a boy instead of a girl so he is now and this is how she told me about trans people and that they are valid. This is why I love my family more than anything else in this world.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your mom should have a talk with my dad

    • @Rexowogamer
      @Rexowogamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      YOUR MOTHER DROPPED THIS 👑

    • @spacegodzilla8339
      @spacegodzilla8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trans are the ultimate life form since they can switch teams and become anything at the this point

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming agreed, wish their mother would talk to my dad q~p

  • @genso6052
    @genso6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: the scary sleep class music is a combination of a broken warning siren and the Prowler’s theme from into the spiderverse.

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just in love with the fact that the uwu was made to sound like a primordial god trying to speak our words.

  • @matthewcrites4197
    @matthewcrites4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    11:30 well it also depends on which version of Maul you're talking about. If he's got robot legs, then all the traps where they step on sharp objects like the ornaments and the nail won't work. Also, if he's got the spider legs or the chicken legs, then he probably has a pretty good grip on the ice and won't slip down the stairs. Finally, since he's force sensitive, a lot of the traps won't work on him like the paint cans since he'll sense their approach. Overall, Maul can absolutely destroy any Home Alone trap without question

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that is a valid point
      but it also would determine which lightsaber he would have a the time
      since I'm pretty sure he only had the double sided one while he still had his real legs
      after the he had just a standard red or that weird Mandalorian light saber

    • @nathantheauthor5025
      @nathantheauthor5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's assume he has the darksaber, and let us assume the Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang are force sensitive as well, they just lack training

    • @KatanaDen
      @KatanaDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If he had robot legs would he be more affected or less affected by the electrified faucet?

    • @nathantheauthor5025
      @nathantheauthor5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KatanaDen I would like to say more, metal is a great conductor. But then again, this is alien metal we're talking about

    • @matthewcrites4197
      @matthewcrites4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@simonsoupshark8009 well he does eventually get a double-sided sabre again, but by then he has regular treadless robot legs so he would have better combat skills, but no grip on the ice

  • @ryanjpaintgacha
    @ryanjpaintgacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I- I feel personally offended by the way Oz pronounced "coyotes"

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Good

    • @EyeSky420
      @EyeSky420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oz Media Wh- why was my comment removed?- O Z YOU ABSOLUTE *DEGENERATE*

    • @daintybeigli
      @daintybeigli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s nice to hear someone say it right for once!

    • @ryanjpaintgacha
      @ryanjpaintgacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@daintybeigli W H A T ?

    • @God-ic7tq
      @God-ic7tq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Here in Indiana we pronounce it both ways but most of the time we say it like he does

  • @Goos64
    @Goos64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Child are you awake in sleep class I sense it I feel your presence me and my kin now move toward your school"

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goodnight, oh child

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Child: I gotta sleep. I gotta sleep! Oh $#!+ they’re coming!!! SLEEP!!! **runs into a wall and falls unconscious**

    • @the_holographic_charazard3971
      @the_holographic_charazard3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This sounds kinda like Siren head

    • @user-gy9dp8tq7v
      @user-gy9dp8tq7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Adam-xf6sq The main guy: Well fuc. BOIS FALSE ALARM! Onto the next guys

  • @Maxwell_Twist
    @Maxwell_Twist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another great part about the Baby Bowser one at 17:00 is that the "T" is from The Thousand-Year Door which means that they could have simply used the "TH" from thousand.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video is a gift. I've been rewatching your old videos for days now desperate for more content. Best reddit thread channel out there; your posts are always the best and the delivery is so wholesome and hilarious

  • @jellyaugust3761
    @jellyaugust3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I thoroughly lost it at the cat's speaking in victorian speech patterns. I was just left wheezing throughout the rest of it. BTW, Oz's voice is just great for this

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment got liked 69 times.

    • @jellyaugust3761
      @jellyaugust3761 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pustota7254 :0 it did! Thank you for this very important message

  • @thagojifruit
    @thagojifruit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I spit my Rockstar out of my nose seeing Lord Farquad saying "Alcoholic"

  • @gizmothewizmo
    @gizmothewizmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The whole cat part made me giggle. I just had to put my cat down but he was very much like those cats. Thanks Oz you make me smile even on sad days. 10/10 favorite channel

    • @_skovoxblitzer_248
      @_skovoxblitzer_248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you feel better my guy. As a person who has had to put down cats who were also a lot like those cats, I know that feeling.

  • @Parrapette
    @Parrapette ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:35 is how I remember the difference between farther and further. That rarely comes up in my life but if it ever does that's how I'll know it

  • @leiomaki
    @leiomaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The cat segment had me wheezing from laughter, thanks Oz lol

  • @nexusnova7425
    @nexusnova7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Not me having flashbacks to FNaF whenever a frontal lobe is mentioned-

    • @cillianstewart9441
      @cillianstewart9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "It's amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know?"

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cillianstewart9441 *monky noises*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cillianstewart9441 yep

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @celestewoodworth5627
      @celestewoodworth5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "They used to walk around during the day, too! But then there was the Bite of '87... yeah... it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe."

  • @mmyr8ado.360
    @mmyr8ado.360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    16:50
    Fun fact: there's a population of Texans that were born in the US that can speak a unique dialect of German. So someone saying 'Guten Tag Y'all!' over there might not be a stretch, but it would be very awkward for the old people that spend their lives speaking two or more languages

  • @magicswizardry
    @magicswizardry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You don't know true terror untill in the middle of your classical music Oz says "Take me Home, STUFF ME."

  • @NEEDLESALAD
    @NEEDLESALAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:16
    *_FREDDY FAZBEAR C O N D O M S_*
    I'm gonna die for this.

  • @bumblebabble18
    @bumblebabble18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:24 glad most people I’ve met who’ve seen this post also drop the accent and do a deadpan voice.

    • @Democrab
      @Democrab ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That or their best Markiplier impression

  • @spicywaffle_
    @spicywaffle_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    oh no, I don't remember that being in Build a Bear

  • @_skovoxblitzer_248
    @_skovoxblitzer_248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I know you probably won’t see this, but really, thank you man. I’ve been going through some shit lately with school and other stresses, and your contagious laughter and sense of humor is a welcome break from all that. Thanks for giving me the happy juice.

    • @Kaizaed
      @Kaizaed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pfp is horrifying

    • @_skovoxblitzer_248
      @_skovoxblitzer_248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaizaed that’s the goal (:

    • @quentin_9608
      @quentin_9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      your pfp makes me remember that scene in gravity falls where bill changes all face holes of pacifica's dad

  • @yllwtoast
    @yllwtoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "What's the cost of a loaf of bread"
    Me: €0.69... WAIT A SECOND-

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:02 A Disney Imagineer confirmed that this is basically what happened.

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cool did you have a source for it or?

  • @slugintub2642
    @slugintub2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:27 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT EXACT MEME

  • @p1nkk3ych41n
    @p1nkk3ych41n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The chaos that oz has put into this channel is literally giving me life

  • @cmotdibbler4454
    @cmotdibbler4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Liberals want spiders to be even sexier"
    As a degenerate, Rach-neesan cannot get any sexier!

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I understood that reference. How is that man still alive? He is put through physical harm every hour on the hour.

    • @cmotdibbler4454
      @cmotdibbler4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@philiphockenbury6563 Hentai MC powers

    • @kaijumurmillo6630
      @kaijumurmillo6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cmotdibbler4454 That reminds me of the fact that my OC's personality is just Pure Peacock Soul Extract, A Hentai MC, and Deadpool put into a blender with the pulse setting.

    • @connormurphy9653
      @connormurphy9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think they mean that they want spiderman to be sexier,
      but that is literally impossible because Tom Holland is so adorable! 😍🤣😊

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@connormurphy9653 I see your Tom Holland. And I raise you, Andrew Garfield.

  • @GoldenKitsune777
    @GoldenKitsune777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Honestly those 4 legged nightmare beings are so adorable

    • @twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159
      @twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean the sleep class one?

    • @onthetop1c
      @onthetop1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159 those are called night walkers

    • @serena841
      @serena841 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you were talking about the victorian cats.

  • @vvronskyy
    @vvronskyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been rewatching Sherlock and falling further into the hole, I call my best friend Watson - it is their surname, in all fairness - and got very happy at the Sherlock post

  • @Aria_Kitsuragi
    @Aria_Kitsuragi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Oz Media i love rewatching your videos, idk what about them but they just keep luring me back into them

  • @sirfirebrand1529
    @sirfirebrand1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I have a german teacher from germany, she describes the word "ihr" as sounding like y'all, so i happen to know exactly how y'all sounds in a german accent.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Oz meant the actual word “y’all” in a German accent, not just the translation.

    • @sirfirebrand1529
      @sirfirebrand1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexsiemers7898 i meant that she actually says y'all, not often but she still does say it.

    • @minus606
      @minus606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok as someone that is german I can just say that I pronounce y'all like y'all idk what you mean with pronouncing it like ihr..but I still laught bc. I use the word y'all way too much.

    • @sirfirebrand1529
      @sirfirebrand1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minus606 its a fun word

  • @alleybaby135
    @alleybaby135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "build a sub work shop"
    oh, is that where I was made?

    • @meilekothefox6238
      @meilekothefox6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jade Herman Ă̸̻̭̦̫̰̞̱͎̤̼̫Ḁ̸̣͕͉͛̉̈́̔̃̅̏̊̍A̴̧̫̼͔̭̬̘͔̫͕͍͘͝Á̸̢̋̈́͒͌́A̵̰͇̩͗́́͒̐͑ͅĄ̴͇͙̖̲͖͔͙̦̯͇̀̽̉̐̚Á̵̧͚̗͕̣͘À̴̲̍̽̒̒͒̐͝Ã̴͍̦̻͉̱͕̳̭̬͉̹͍͙̱̱͑Å̴̧̧̛̪̟̟͕̰̣͖͉̖̥̱̣̫͊̍͐́͌͛̋A̴̻̝̗̪͐̉A̸̭̦̙̻̦̩̯̼̼͌̍̐́͛͊̌̇̓̽̔͌̿A̶̛̖̱͓̼̰̜̓̉̀̾͊͆̎̈́̀̐̌̈́̊̄͜A̵̡͇̰̣̝̺̓͜͠Ǎ̸̪̭̲̞̤͕͓̻̝̞̦͔̖̹͛̀̋̚̚A̷̢̹͈̜͓̜͙̜̠̳̪͍͉̝̎̑̑͂̿̎̑̉A̵̢͈̝͈͇͖̖̜͆͊̓̈̂̍̏́A̷̹͐̇̊̈͛̿̐́̒Å̵̢̟͔̉͐̾̿̌̿͆̒̚͝A̶̪̪̟̞̠̋̒̓͐̊͑̂͗͐̿̃̒͘͠ͅA̵̧͔̦͑̏̃̇͆͠À̴̡͙̭̻̼̒̀͆͂̐͆͆̑͑̐̚͝A̵̺̹̠̍̊̆̓͒̃́̓̍͆̂͆̏̚Ȃ̷̢̲̬͔͕̖̥̳͇͓̝͚̞͆̀̇͜A̷̛͙̝̩͕͈̻͉̫̻̭̤̩͙̹̓̋̀͒̉̄̽̎͊͊́͝A̵̧͖̜͚̮͇̦̞̍͆̂̉̿̏̀̈͗Ã̶̖̔́̉̿͆̒̋̀̉́͝A̵̧̢̪͎̲͉̰͐̓̎͗̕̕͜A̷̛̻̍̃̌̋̚A̶̧̪̳̤̳̱̮̿͌͗̽̿̈́̋͜ͅA̷͓̝̮̤̖̺̥͑̐͛Ạ̸̢̢̡̡̬͕̞͆̽̂̃̑̑̏͋̊͌̈̓́̏A̶̡̞̠̻͈̗̫͕̫̬̮͚̋̓͊̈̾̇̉̏̍́́͛̏̕͘͜ͅÂ̸̢̧̫̜̹͈̭̝͓̖̭̤̎͜͝Ą̶̻̭̮̲̭̏̎̀̈́̈́̋̌͛̄̏̐͝Ä̵̡̛͙̪̫̩̝̦̱͓̻̂̍̅̑͌̏́̇͘A̷̪͚̜͎̣̺͕̖̞̫͗̓͌̿̃͂̀͆̈̐̔̿͘͝A̷̱̘̭͈͕͖͕̽̑̽́͊͋̄͆̊͆͝Ȃ̶̢̢̛̬̼̬̿͌́́͜Ȃ̵͔̣̞͛́̓̑̊̀͆̌̈̋̽́͆Ȁ̷̢̞͉̥͚̍͗͗̐̿̑́̀̈́͗̄̈̕͝Ạ̴̢̨͔͈̠̞͖͓͚̳̼̈́͠Ả̷̡̯͕͉̗͔͖͎̮́͜Ä̷̧̨͉̠͚̬̲́͗̂̕ͅẢ̸͉̦͋́͝A̶̛̞̩̬̯̖̮̺̭̜͔̬̪̻̓Â̵̧̡̛͇͚̲̖̣̮̬̭͔̩̓̈̾͘͜Ą̶̩̗̠̩̖̋̆̐͘̕͝ͅȂ̴̢̢̲͓͔̥͜Ã̵̲̠̗̼̘̘͔̫͓͈̩̱̈́̅̀̐͂́̑̓̇̑͗͠ͅA̴̧̧̢̭̘̝̘̭̥̹̫̮̰͇͛̀̈́̑̊̄́̌̒͂̌̂͘Ā̶̛̲̘̮̭̟̔͋̍͛͆̊̓̅͘͜͠Ą̷͎̫̤̿̀ͅĄ̷̡̦͚͖̮̲͔̟̪͓͋̿͜A̸̧̨̗̣̗̰̬̰̭̅͒͑͑A̸̧͍̙͖͇͔̪̍́͛͛͂̒͝A̴̧͈̞̾̄̎̆̆̍͛̆̊̚̕ͅA̷̢̧̛̯͇͚̮̱̥̠̭̪̬̐͒͂͛̾́̋͌͋̕͝A̸̳̐̋̎̑A̷̼͍̖͔̭̝̟͂́͜A̷͕̝͓͉̫̪̹̼̖̲͖̦̜̮͛̑͗̎̿̉͆͌͒̕Ḁ̸̘̭̠̞̈́̽̈́̔́̆̽͠Ą̴̛̩̻͇̮͕̜̼̼͖̀̿̈́̌͗̿̐́͜Ą̷̑̂̈́̕A̷̯͈̼̦̠͒̽́͊̂̐̈́̑͊͆͒̚͝A̶̧̨̠͕͙̙͔̜̅̉͋͂͌̕ͅA̵̡̳̭̙̗̖̯̤̭̫͌͐̽̐͑͛͊̈́Ă̶̲̹̩̞̘͕̩̺̳̖͎̟̏̓̇̅̊͠Ȧ̴͚̜̟̤̥͑͛͛͊͆́A̷̞̲̥͎͇͚̻̫͍͒͋͆Ā̶̮̗̍̃̊A̶̢̡͚̩̣̹͈̠̼͕͗̅̋̚͠Ą̸̨͙̣̩̣̹͈̫̝̹̫͆̉͑͐̃̂̕ͅȀ̵̢̡̦̗͙͎͎̜̽̎̆́̽͒̃̓̏̉͘̕͜Ą̴̬̤̘͕̯̟̺̤̀́̀̓͊̊̀̔͐͜ͅĄ̸̨̳̠̭͚͇̣̻͌̂͋͗̐͑̿͂̎̂̕̕ͅã̶̫͎͓̰̯̞̰̓͂͒͠à̸̩̠̼̥̥̭̼̞̩͖͖́̋́̇̌̈́͜͠͝a̷̛̪͍̯͚̠͗̆̽̿̍̽͗͂̾̇̆̊͘a̷̧̤̣͔̼͙̝͓͈͍͔̝̩͑̃̄̇̀͑̂͆͋͘͘

  • @zeldanub6440
    @zeldanub6440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The fact that OZ is being productive is worrying. We can’t have him rejecting his true spirit animal the possum.

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:41 “It is farther than you can imagine, further than you can feel, and no father can help you now!”

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine dreaming about being awake while everyone else in the dream is asleep. Like, you're succeeding at sleep class, but not in your dream, which is where it exists.

  • @probablyhuman9947
    @probablyhuman9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    As someone who has tumblr, I can confirm that we’re high 42/0
    Note: Thank you Welf for you have opened my mind to endless possibilities

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      42/8? More like 42/0
      *I’m sorry*

    • @probablyhuman9947
      @probablyhuman9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hamburger7243 you’re a genius

    • @SaphDegatzlXl
      @SaphDegatzlXl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hamburger7243
      Excuse me, but your name is too gloriously fancy to NOT compliment you on! I love it.

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SaphDegatzlXl Thank you! :D

    • @blue_elite964
      @blue_elite964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait why was it 42/8 before

  • @kusboo2220
    @kusboo2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I live in Texas, and it is genuinely amazing how many emails I’ve gotten that have “Y’all” or some variation as the introduction

    • @meilekothefox6238
      @meilekothefox6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me a rgv person: Ă̸̻̭̦̫̰̞̱͎̤̼̫Ḁ̸̣͕͉͛̉̈́̔̃̅̏̊̍A̴̧̫̼͔̭̬̘͔̫͕͍͘͝Á̸̢̋̈́͒͌́A̵̰͇̩͗́́͒̐͑ͅĄ̴͇͙̖̲͖͔͙̦̯͇̀̽̉̐̚Á̵̧͚̗͕̣͘À̴̲̍̽̒̒͒̐͝Ã̴͍̦̻͉̱͕̳̭̬͉̹͍͙̱̱͑Å̴̧̧̛̪̟̟͕̰̣͖͉̖̥̱̣̫͊̍͐́͌͛̋A̴̻̝̗̪͐̉A̸̭̦̙̻̦̩̯̼̼͌̍̐́͛͊̌̇̓̽̔͌̿A̶̛̖̱͓̼̰̜̓̉̀̾͊͆̎̈́̀̐̌̈́̊̄͜A̵̡͇̰̣̝̺̓͜͠Ǎ̸̪̭̲̞̤͕͓̻̝̞̦͔̖̹͛̀̋̚̚A̷̢̹͈̜͓̜͙̜̠̳̪͍͉̝̎̑̑͂̿̎̑̉A̵̢͈̝͈͇͖̖̜͆͊̓̈̂̍̏́A̷̹͐̇̊̈͛̿̐́̒Å̵̢̟͔̉͐̾̿̌̿͆̒̚͝A̶̪̪̟̞̠̋̒̓͐̊͑̂͗͐̿̃̒͘͠ͅA̵̧͔̦͑̏̃̇͆͠À̴̡͙̭̻̼̒̀͆͂̐͆͆̑͑̐̚͝A̵̺̹̠̍̊̆̓͒̃́̓̍͆̂͆̏̚Ȃ̷̢̲̬͔͕̖̥̳͇͓̝͚̞͆̀̇͜A̷̛͙̝̩͕͈̻͉̫̻̭̤̩͙̹̓̋̀͒̉̄̽̎͊͊́͝A̵̧͖̜͚̮͇̦̞̍͆̂̉̿̏̀̈͗Ã̶̖̔́̉̿͆̒̋̀̉́͝A̵̧̢̪͎̲͉̰͐̓̎͗̕̕͜A̷̛̻̍̃̌̋̚A̶̧̪̳̤̳̱̮̿͌͗̽̿̈́̋͜ͅA̷͓̝̮̤̖̺̥͑̐͛Ạ̸̢̢̡̡̬͕̞͆̽̂̃̑̑̏͋̊͌̈̓́̏A̶̡̞̠̻͈̗̫͕̫̬̮͚̋̓͊̈̾̇̉̏̍́́͛̏̕͘͜ͅÂ̸̢̧̫̜̹͈̭̝͓̖̭̤̎͜͝Ą̶̻̭̮̲̭̏̎̀̈́̈́̋̌͛̄̏̐͝Ä̵̡̛͙̪̫̩̝̦̱͓̻̂̍̅̑͌̏́̇͘A̷̪͚̜͎̣̺͕̖̞̫͗̓͌̿̃͂̀͆̈̐̔̿͘͝A̷̱̘̭͈͕͖͕̽̑̽́͊͋̄͆̊͆͝Ȃ̶̢̢̛̬̼̬̿͌́́͜Ȃ̵͔̣̞͛́̓̑̊̀͆̌̈̋̽́͆Ȁ̷̢̞͉̥͚̍͗͗̐̿̑́̀̈́͗̄̈̕͝Ạ̴̢̨͔͈̠̞͖͓͚̳̼̈́͠Ả̷̡̯͕͉̗͔͖͎̮́͜Ä̷̧̨͉̠͚̬̲́͗̂̕ͅẢ̸͉̦͋́͝A̶̛̞̩̬̯̖̮̺̭̜͔̬̪̻̓Â̵̧̡̛͇͚̲̖̣̮̬̭͔̩̓̈̾͘͜Ą̶̩̗̠̩̖̋̆̐͘̕͝ͅȂ̴̢̢̲͓͔̥͜Ã̵̲̠̗̼̘̘͔̫͓͈̩̱̈́̅̀̐͂́̑̓̇̑͗͠ͅA̴̧̧̢̭̘̝̘̭̥̹̫̮̰͇͛̀̈́̑̊̄́̌̒͂̌̂͘Ā̶̛̲̘̮̭̟̔͋̍͛͆̊̓̅͘͜͠Ą̷͎̫̤̿̀ͅĄ̷̡̦͚͖̮̲͔̟̪͓͋̿͜A̸̧̨̗̣̗̰̬̰̭̅͒͑͑A̸̧͍̙͖͇͔̪̍́͛͛͂̒͝A̴̧͈̞̾̄̎̆̆̍͛̆̊̚̕ͅA̷̢̧̛̯͇͚̮̱̥̠̭̪̬̐͒͂͛̾́̋͌͋̕͝A̸̳̐̋̎̑A̷̼͍̖͔̭̝̟͂́͜A̷͕̝͓͉̫̪̹̼̖̲͖̦̜̮͛̑͗̎̿̉͆͌͒̕Ḁ̸̘̭̠̞̈́̽̈́̔́̆̽͠Ą̴̛̩̻͇̮͕̜̼̼͖̀̿̈́̌͗̿̐́͜Ą̷̑̂̈́̕A̷̯͈̼̦̠͒̽́͊̂̐̈́̑͊͆͒̚͝A̶̧̨̠͕͙̙͔̜̅̉͋͂͌̕ͅA̵̡̳̭̙̗̖̯̤̭̫͌͐̽̐͑͛͊̈́Ă̶̲̹̩̞̘͕̩̺̳̖͎̟̏̓̇̅̊͠Ȧ̴͚̜̟̤̥͑͛͛͊͆́A̷̞̲̥͎͇͚̻̫͍͒͋͆Ā̶̮̗̍̃̊A̶̢̡͚̩̣̹͈̠̼͕͗̅̋̚͠Ą̸̨͙̣̩̣̹͈̫̝̹̫͆̉͑͐̃̂̕ͅȀ̵̢̡̦̗͙͎͎̜̽̎̆́̽͒̃̓̏̉͘̕͜Ą̴̬̤̘͕̯̟̺̤̀́̀̓͊̊̀̔͐͜ͅĄ̸̨̳̠̭͚͇̣̻͌̂͋͗̐͑̿͂̎̂̕̕ͅã̶̫͎͓̰̯̞̰̓͂͒͠à̸̩̠̼̥̥̭̼̞̩͖͖́̋́̇̌̈́͜͠͝a̷̛̪͍̯͚̠͗̆̽̿̍̽͗͂̾̇̆̊͘a̷̧̤̣͔̼͙̝͓͈͍͔̝̩͑̃̄̇̀͑̂͆͋͘͘

  • @ladydia7459
    @ladydia7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I really should be working on my 12 page essay that is due today, but the funny man uploaded and I need the serotonin.

  • @mixtape9123
    @mixtape9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MORE VICTORIAN CAT SPEAKING PLEASE I BEG YOU IT'S ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH oh as well as your entire channel it brings me joy =)

  • @shslidiot2342
    @shslidiot2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:14 I sneezed and the music played and I started crying

  • @zen_was_here
    @zen_was_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    All the Ohio posts are 100% true as someone from Ohio I have only ever one of the three buildings but the corn we have to share with the cows

    • @waidwml2166
      @waidwml2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah the only structure I have seen was the fence in Toledo to keep those filthy Michiganders out out our corn beds

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can someone tell me where the “make spiders *even sexier*” clip is from?

  • @rasati
    @rasati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the fact oz knows about bbc sherlock makes me unreasonably happy

  • @hafik1429
    @hafik1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:20 I think we have a new survival horor/rpg/friendship sim/riddle game concept

  • @sorbetsalut7933
    @sorbetsalut7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the sherlock one is so relatable. I've never been drunk in my life and I still have a tiny sherlock in my head telling me I'm an alcoholic every time I miss the charging point on my phone

  • @Patient_87
    @Patient_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i absolutely adore how every uwu has an echo, it so perfectly captures the emotion of it

  • @sonicmegaplus6913
    @sonicmegaplus6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Why am I laughing so hard to a boy looking out the window where some terrifying things are with the captions:
    When you the only one awake
    In sleep class 😂😳😏

  • @TheWebkinzMario
    @TheWebkinzMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just now discovered your channel but I love watching your Tumblr videos because not only is it my exact brand of humor, but hearing you just laugh uncontrollably fills me with so much joy and I don’t know why but I enjoy the happy feeling!

  • @annoyinggasta
    @annoyinggasta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:06 For those who wonder, that's CSS language

  • @МарияЛежнёва-б6ъ
    @МарияЛежнёва-б6ъ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the fact that i once dreamt of something really close to those black things from the sleep class post honestly terrifies me

  • @tundralwhisper7345
    @tundralwhisper7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like your funny vids, magic man.

  • @VValunt
    @VValunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was looking forward to this

  • @Skarix
    @Skarix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    [seeing an Oz Media notification]
    “Oh hey it’s the Laugh-Man™!”

  • @supersloth5169
    @supersloth5169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:55 remind me to never watch oz at 3 am again 😆

  • @shanecolby547
    @shanecolby547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:30 after this segment I got an ad for seafood, I really hope the universe isn’t telling me what I think it’s telling me

  • @chrispy-MF
    @chrispy-MF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is a positive comment for the TH-cam algorithm

  • @interesting373
    @interesting373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oz radiates an energy that I can only dream to achieve

  • @misscuttlefish
    @misscuttlefish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ohio traveller just missed every city that began with "C" 😐

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      California

    • @misscuttlefish
      @misscuttlefish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alephkasai9384 I was going to say there's no place in ohio called california, but I googled to be sure, and there is a neighborhood in Cincinnati called "California" 🤔

    • @mickytherat8020
      @mickytherat8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cornville?
      Cornville, OH
      Cornville, IN
      Cornville, IOWA?

    • @misscuttlefish
      @misscuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mickytherat8020 I'd expect Iowa to have a Cornville somewhere in it. I'm impressed there's more than one Cornville lol

  • @CPorter
    @CPorter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:00 what about horses, then you'll have to worry about Philly-Buster?

  • @theDENIMMAN
    @theDENIMMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:58 the bit about the trump animatronic in the hall of presidents? Yeah that is actually exactly what fucking happened

  • @hollydaze8531
    @hollydaze8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oz: uploads
    Me: I AM SPED

    • @SinisterOutKasT
      @SinisterOutKasT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Before you get bumbarded with "ew furry" let me say that I support you and think everyone should be allowed to do what they want (completly assuming your a furry based on your pfp) if you are don't let other people judge you for it!

    • @hollydaze8531
      @hollydaze8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SinisterOutKasT ah thank you so much!

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever Oz uploads, my day gets 100x better! This dude knows what we are needing right now

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:41 "This is the time once a year where we sing about how Christmas comes only once a year." ~ South Park.

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this was posted only a year ago, but I realize it single handedly changed my personality

  • @puzzlepiece2502
    @puzzlepiece2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:58 That was painfully brutal, rest their soul