Super quick update regarding the mini-oz special. So I still will be making it, BUT I will be changing how its released. Mini Oz will have his own channel where 2-3 minute skits/videos will be uploaded, with eventually those being uploaded here as a 20 minute videos probably once a season. I want these to be something I enjoy making, not bound by time, and I especially don't want it to be just a bunch of clips of mini oz reading memes. That doesn't seem like a fun video for me to make. Sorry if this is disappointing, but at lease this way I will be comfortable making progress in small skits, and not get burned out by the monumental task of what I tried to produce nearly a year ago.
A similar thing to the "fingerless gloves pickpocket" thing: Eating bread under the light of a single dim candle in the kitchen because the power went out; feeling like a downtrodden child of the 1800's.
You know, I felt the whole “We need a year where nothing happens” a little too much. Going into August I thought it was going to be normal, then I was on the news because my apartment flooded with sewage.
I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE WE NEED TWO YEARS WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D CATCH COVID, AND HERE I AM, A WEEK OUT OF QUARANTINE, SUFFERING BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ONCE THE COVID BREAK ENDS. Also, side note, if 2020 was the year Half Life canonically occurred and it was a disaster.... I can only hope 2025 isn't going to be the same.
first thing i see is leaving a store without buying anything. I work at a store and despite working there, I STILL FEEL LIKE IVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG BY NOT BUYING ANYTHING
@@marmalade846 I'm always worried that I've somehow accidentally wound up with something falling in my backpack or something. (Or "accidentally" even, because my Asshole Ex would use me to shoplift.)
@@OzMediaOfficial yeah whenever you upload we'll be here. You're Reddit videos are easily by far my favourite ones made. You're charm and character makes them so better than anything else around.
@@OzMediaOfficial got to agree, the editing and rants and everything about this video is over the top. I love your videos but have never laughed harder at one than this one. You have a fan for life.
for anyone wondering what oz is playing in the outro, it's a factory game called "Dyson sphere program" I can highly recommend it to anyone who likes such games
I hung out with the 1980s online crowd. I was the outlier, long haired, tattooed, blue collar, freak. Most of the online folks were way younger than me and upwardly mobile in the income zone. . . It was strange. We'd talk about life and the future and I figured 45 was a good age to make it to. I wasn't competing with anyone. I turned 55, almost died this weekend, spent several days in the hospital and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing or where life is taking me. But I'm going, kicking and screaming the whole way.
Ok but I love the fact that the person obviously isn’t interested but still acts nice and shows sympathy for the person and doesn’t just say ew or outright block them in the post at 2:36. Though that might be a dating app I’m too much of a virgin to know about.
i never ate the skin of kiwis but no one ever told me how to eat a mango, so the first time i ever had one i just ,, consumed part of the outer shell before someone noticed and stopped me. I was 18, this happened 2 months ago. on the bright side i did get a pretty cool mango-skin bowl out of it!
9:23 the way you get around the tape measure thing is to slowly release it by holding the tape part between your index and thumb and quickly opening and closing the grip until it is at a very little point where it won't snap back
There was something about listening to Oz point out his favourite toilet seats at 12:22 that made me laugh like a toddler watching another toddler fall over in nursery.
I feel the "life past 30" thing. I'm 8 months off that milestone and I'm still not completely sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Just drifting from day to day, looking for work and selling shit on eBay.
I turn 30 in January and I have a choice between living at home with my parents or being homeless. Being homeless is looking mighty tempting, not gonna lie...
Before I was medicated and diagnosed this was a very very real paranoia of mine and I’d constantly make myself think normal things just in case people were judging me 😭😂
@@dream_weaver6207 good point! tbh if someone had telepathy, if they had any degree of life experience, i think they'd be very compassionate - as they'd see not only your bad thoughts but also the reason your brain felt the need to have that thought. they'd understand the inherent randomness of thoughts, how thoughts have a life of their own independent from the person having the thoughts. if someone is judging you for what's on the inside, it's the same thing as judging you for what's on the outside. it would reveal the imperfection of *their* thoughts about your thoughts; it would reveal how they are not seeing the complete picture, and maybe they are in a bad mood. so i feel either way it is ok! if you do worry about this, it could help to listen to what your body is telling you because often we are biased towards imagining either judgement or acceptance based on underlying sensations
After going through Ida yesterday, this brightened my day. Also, the fields at the bottom of the hill that I live on are still flooded by 10+ feet of river water.
Your lemongrab impersonation is unbelievably amazing. 💙 (also, you have to be happy with yourself and we get that - you know your fans love and support you, no matter what 🖤🖤🖤)
10:40 ah.... WTF ARE YOU ON, AND CAN YOU PAST THAT SHITE OVER HERE! Also.... So, no one else pisses in the sink, or out side.... Or in a bottle? .... Is that just me that does it? .... Yes, I've actually done it before.... Especially the sink bit.
1:49 As I watch, my cat has torn two of the bottom wings off a moth and is batting it around. Every time the moth tries to escape he picks it up gently and starts batting it again.
0:30 Me in school. Classwork and homework are a breeze. Come tests and I'm sitting there sweating bullets with 20 questions left and only 5 mins remaining.
6:58 this hit hard, “whats your future plans” my future plans are to die before graduating highschool, whats yours? A doctor? Thats stupid. Why would you want to do that.
ya know, since OZ and Blaire live together, I can't imagine how much WTF energy Blaire has if she's seen OZ go up the stairs like that. Also I'm sure Casper finds it exciting to see a human run like he does up the stairs
Yeah this definitely aged poorly, but I’m sure the Casper part was true. My cat loved it when I’d go up the stairs on all fours. We moved and got hardwood stairs so I don’t do it anymore. Hurts my hands.
Super quick update regarding the mini-oz special.
So I still will be making it, BUT I will be changing how its released.
Mini Oz will have his own channel where 2-3 minute skits/videos will be uploaded, with eventually those being uploaded here as a 20 minute videos probably once a season. I want these to be something I enjoy making, not bound by time, and I especially don't want it to be just a bunch of clips of mini oz reading memes. That doesn't seem like a fun video for me to make.
Sorry if this is disappointing, but at lease this way I will be comfortable making progress in small skits, and not get burned out by the monumental task of what I tried to produce nearly a year ago.
YEAH MINI OZ !!! :D
YOOOO
Don’t matter I will enjoy
Welcome back! We've missed you!!
Huh, that sounds so crazy it could work
Oz’s piss bottle rant was sponsored by the sniper
I was thinking the same thing
professionals have standards
*yes*
@@synthetic_creature be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet
*J A R A T E !*
"I have been shown, who is the boss!"
THE GREMLIN KING HAS BLESSED US WITH FUNNIES
y e s
Incorrect, *millenial king*
*The Possum Overlord*
YES
Can we just appreciate the fact that Oz puts in full animated skits in his videos? He does not need to go that hard for us but he does it anyway
Why he’s th best Reddit youtuber
Oz: Degenerates, this is a video
Viewers: Dear god
Oz with a second video on the same day: There’s more
Viewers: No
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I find the mental image of a 20+, 6 foot something man going up the stairs on all fours equally amusing and terrifying
A similar thing to the "fingerless gloves pickpocket" thing: Eating bread under the light of a single dim candle in the kitchen because the power went out; feeling like a downtrodden child of the 1800's.
10:20 the more I listen to Oz’s videos the more I’m convinced that Oz is actually just 2 Lemongrabs in a trench coat and wig
So like lemongrab 3 but more extra
Oz is definitely Lemongrab
UnexCEPTABLE CONDITION
The funniest part is that Lemongrab ranting about the piss bottle is basically canon
He really does put his whole Ozzussy into it every time.
You know, I felt the whole “We need a year where nothing happens” a little too much. Going into August I thought it was going to be normal, then I was on the news because my apartment flooded with sewage.
f
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A shame something so shitty had to happen to you.
@@Ender_Zard hopefully they can flush that memory away.
I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE WE NEED TWO YEARS WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D CATCH COVID, AND HERE I AM, A WEEK OUT OF QUARANTINE, SUFFERING BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ONCE THE COVID BREAK ENDS.
Also, side note, if 2020 was the year Half Life canonically occurred and it was a disaster....
I can only hope 2025 isn't going to be the same.
10:15 that lemon grab impression is professional voice actor level
Kiwis: *gives happy chemical*
Me (who’s allergic to kiwis): well, guess I’m screwed
good GOOD, MORE OF THEM FOR ME
@@jmbj6892 i love kiwis and i will kill to have the happy chemicals
@@DeathProductions200 I shall fight you to the death, so either I have the kiwis or I'm dead, a win-win situation
Gues what. My dad had a kiwi farm :)
There is an alternative...
*turns to the kiwi bird*
Nothing better than getting home from school and seeing Oz just posted.
Amen
God bless
3 AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT FUCK YEAH
Same
Same
first thing i see is leaving a store without buying anything.
I work at a store and despite working there, I STILL FEEL LIKE IVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG BY NOT BUYING ANYTHING
I feel like I've done something wrong even if I HAVE bought something.
@@marmalade846 I'm always worried that I've somehow accidentally wound up with something falling in my backpack or something. (Or "accidentally" even, because my Asshole Ex would use me to shoplift.)
The editing for that Jeff Bezos skit is absolutely _cinematic_
He's gonna take over the US with Alexa's on wheels!
1:04 I love how genuinely angry Oz as a GPS sounds
Honestly the editing in this one is really good. Like, the others are good too, but there’s a lot of extra work done in this one. Good work Oz!
Thank you, I put a lot of effort into the 30 minutes of video going up.
@@OzMediaOfficial don’t worry man you will never lose most of this fan base
@@OzMediaOfficial yeah whenever you upload we'll be here. You're Reddit videos are easily by far my favourite ones made. You're charm and character makes them so better than anything else around.
@@OzMediaOfficial it's wonderfully insane
@@OzMediaOfficial got to agree, the editing and rants and everything about this video is over the top. I love your videos but have never laughed harder at one than this one. You have a fan for life.
for anyone wondering what oz is playing in the outro, it's a factory game called "Dyson sphere program" I can highly recommend it to anyone who likes such games
Thank you
I KNEW IT, i love that game
5:58 I love how the first window being broken already implies the two timelines are connected somehow
or that amazon devices can break windows in other universes somehow
The skeleton's pickup lines were BONE DRY
yes
YES
OUR BENEFACTOR HAS ARRIVED TO GIVE US THE SWEET EMOTION JUICE THAT WE SO DUBIOUSLY CRAVED
Dubiously craved? What made you doubt your craving?
For a moment I thought you meant the Combine.
I hung out with the 1980s online crowd. I was the outlier, long haired, tattooed, blue collar, freak. Most of the online folks were way younger than me and upwardly mobile in the income zone. . . It was strange. We'd talk about life and the future and I figured 45 was a good age to make it to. I wasn't competing with anyone. I turned 55, almost died this weekend, spent several days in the hospital and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing or where life is taking me.
But I'm going, kicking and screaming the whole way.
Child, I’m 58. It only gets worse. Lol
@@PeachysMom three years, woo! I've tripped that long ;)
@@Hawk1966 lol
I’m so glad older people enjoy our trash humor, it gives me a bit of hope
Man, I’m sure you have some wild memories though
Wait why is the first window in our timeline also broken? Is… is Oz throwing his Alexa out of the window a multiversal constant?
He's building a massive f-ing lore now
Or was the mole person skit in the Robo-Bezos timeline?
Yes
@@towelclipz the "Robezos" timeline, if you will.
Probably threw Alexa to scare off Jeffwy Boozos
The editing in this video is so great it feels less like a reddit video and more like a compilation of short comedy sketches. I fucking love it
Ok but I love the fact that the person obviously isn’t interested but still acts nice and shows sympathy for the person and doesn’t just say ew or outright block them in the post at 2:36. Though that might be a dating app I’m too much of a virgin to know about.
That's Facebook Messenger, and that message is what pops up when you block someone or are blocked by them.
I always get so excited when OZ posts
I crave the chaos OZ creates
you and me both. and this is why we're degenerates.
Knowing Oz still climbs the stairs on all-fours brings me so much joy as a fellow 21-year-old man.
but consider hes 6'3, think of the terror of watching a massive mass of a man accelerate up stairs, running in a primal way.
@@omega1575 *_I embrace the adrenaline._*
Laughs in 30.
There's a point where you realize it's also the best way to not fall and break your hip.
:v
@@JoshSweetvale Also, it's just really fun
@@omega1575 I mean I’m just under six foot, and I do the same thing, it makes you faster! It’s *great!*
i never ate the skin of kiwis but no one ever told me how to eat a mango, so the first time i ever had one i just ,, consumed part of the outer shell before someone noticed and stopped me. I was 18, this happened 2 months ago.
on the bright side i did get a pretty cool mango-skin bowl out of it!
mango skin _bowel*_
@@Cardinalt **Insert vine boom here**
For some reason I imagined this as the person silently grabbing your wrist and shaking their head. No words. Just disappointment.
Wait. You're not suppose to eat the mango skin....?
The skin won't kill u it's just harder to digest 🤷♂️
9:23 the way you get around the tape measure thing is to slowly release it by holding the tape part between your index and thumb and quickly opening and closing the grip until it is at a very little point where it won't snap back
I call BS on 6'3 you have the strongest 5'9 energy I've ever felt
Big man with chaotic small man energy. Like a gorilla on crack running around punching trees down and screaming
Yeah this was some lore I was not expecting
I am extremely proud of Oz's improv skits, I need MORE
Jeff Bezos turning into Mr. House honestly wouldn't surprise me
There was something about listening to Oz point out his favourite toilet seats at 12:22 that made me laugh like a toddler watching another toddler fall over in nursery.
The lemon grab voice impressions is oddly accurate and I will never be the same lmao.
I love how Oz has two modes: Lemongrab and Laughter
The creativity and RAW energy you put in these videos is...it's almost frightening, Oz. Keep doing what you do, Gremlin King.
I feel the "life past 30" thing. I'm 8 months off that milestone and I'm still not completely sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Just drifting from day to day, looking for work and selling shit on eBay.
Glad to be in highschool right now. Very glad
I turn 30 in January and I have a choice between living at home with my parents or being homeless.
Being homeless is looking mighty tempting, not gonna lie...
@@TRaWi I dunno, man, doesn't sound like you had Boomer parents...
Sounds like you just had shit parents and those come from any generation.
Hitting 30 in October and it doesn't seem real, when I was younger I had really thought that my dumb ass would be dead by now.
I’m 32, and...still trying to figure out how to adult properly. It doesn’t help that I basically hibernated through my 20s because of health issues.
oz just kinda chilling in his house watching tv and complaining about jeff bezos is just nice for some reason
I love how Oz voices the cats?? Like it's the perfect representation of them kkdjsjfj
So I didn’t realize how much I love how Oz and miss him when he’s MIA. But getting three videos at once, just all the serotonin lmao.
Father is back. Welcome back father. I miss you when you calling us degenerates.
Rejoice.. Pa pa has returned
Our papi Lord degenaret has finaly returned
All rejoice
*O U R F A T H E R H A T H R E T U R N E D*
ADORE THE ALL MIGHTY MINIE OZ! FEAR THE MOLE PEOPLE
R e g o i c e
*For father has returned*
Does anyone else sometimes have this thought about what if telepathy really is a thing and others are judging you for your thoughts?
Do you hear other's thoughts, no? Then telepathy is not real, no one's judging you!
Before I was medicated and diagnosed this was a very very real paranoia of mine and I’d constantly make myself think normal things just in case people were judging me 😭😂
If everyone except you is a telepath, and no one has told you, you have bigger issues on your hands than being judged. (Seems kinda Truman Show-ey)
@@JokaananIt doesn't have to be everyone. What if it's just a few people who keep it a secret from society?
@@dream_weaver6207 good point!
tbh if someone had telepathy, if they had any degree of life experience, i think they'd be very compassionate - as they'd see not only your bad thoughts but also the reason your brain felt the need to have that thought. they'd understand the inherent randomness of thoughts, how thoughts have a life of their own independent from the person having the thoughts.
if someone is judging you for what's on the inside, it's the same thing as judging you for what's on the outside. it would reveal the imperfection of *their* thoughts about your thoughts; it would reveal how they are not seeing the complete picture, and maybe they are in a bad mood.
so i feel either way it is ok! if you do worry about this, it could help to listen to what your body is telling you because often we are biased towards imagining either judgement or acceptance based on underlying sensations
He's back! It feels like we say that every 3 months.
THE KING HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN
"Eating 2 kiwis one hour before bed time on a daily basis is linked to considerable improvements to both sleep quality and quantity."
New Zealanders:
3:32 A rare moment of catboy Oz manefesting
Our king has returned now we shall sing the Holly song
"Agreed" **tries to sing Buddy Holly by Weezer but my singing sucks and I can't remember half the words**
10:10 Rick orders Mr. Meeseeks to fill every bottle in a grocery store but the last bottle is sealed shut with gorilla glue. All for his amusement
The production quality has improved to a ridicules level even with this schedule i would watch the hell outta it.
"JEFF STOP FOGGING UP MY WINDOW!"
- OzMedia, 2021
6:00 Oz. Buddy. Pal. Friend. You're not gonna have any windows left at this rate XD
Finally after all these years I have one more OZ video.
There's two actually
As soon as I saw this notification I immediately said out loud “HOLY SHIT OZ MEDIA”, dropped everything, and clicked.
Lol same
i breathed to save myself from shock
"what did you do today?" "I watched lemongrab cry about not being allowed to piss in a bottle"
I was waiting for him to just screech “UNACCEPTABLE!!!”
Oz has the superpower of making any meme funnier just by existing near it.
8:07 POV you’re looking down after a cold shower
HE’S ALIVE! OUR KING IS ALIVE!
This made my day 10 times better.
... My day has not been the most exciting.
'Eating kiwis can improve sleep'
Me: **singlehandedly makes the kiwi fruit extinct**
9:47
Oz: 6'3 lumbering giant.
Me: 6'3? *Neuron activated.*
After going through Ida yesterday, this brightened my day.
Also, the fields at the bottom of the hill that I live on are still flooded by 10+ feet of river water.
The joy I feel when oz uploads :D
Of course, I bring you up to a friend, and you upload.
Not complaining!! Love you, Oz!!
Oz always makes some of the funniest and highest quality content, no wonder we wait for _the good stuff_
Hoenn Champion's for ya :D
Your lemongrab impersonation is unbelievably amazing. 💙 (also, you have to be happy with yourself and we get that - you know your fans love and support you, no matter what 🖤🖤🖤)
9:53 I am now imagining this gigantic, white haired Eldridge deity just crawling 500 mph down the staIRS- 😂
Thank you Oz I've been having a tough day and I needed this. Thank you
Rejoice
REJOICE I SAY
The man of many funny noises is back to bless us with his funny
10:40 ah.... WTF ARE YOU ON, AND CAN YOU PAST THAT SHITE OVER HERE!
Also.... So, no one else pisses in the sink, or out side.... Or in a bottle? .... Is that just me that does it?
.... Yes, I've actually done it before.... Especially the sink bit.
"Nobody under the age of 40 expects anything good to ever happen again" hit a little too hard lmao
Honestly, if it's measured out far enough, I just throw the tape measure like a grenade and hide until it's over.
Nice to see you back, Oz!
Oz sounds like a Rick and Morty side character when he’s freaking out
Doing a Lemongrab voice is always a pain in the throat, but it's still worth it for the lols. That rant was acceptable
You can tell how personal Oz gets when he turns into Lemongrab
4:13 thought it was gonna be sans for a minute
I swear, every episode turns into a reality show, I need to compile these together!
I don’t care about the mini-oz special, I just want a once a week schedule, maybe once and every other week
No! External accountability is important! We must continue to loving but assertively guide him along the True Path.
1:49 As I watch, my cat has torn two of the bottom wings off a moth and is batting it around. Every time the moth tries to escape he picks it up gently and starts batting it again.
0:55 is no one, NO ONE, terrified that this guy has multi min songs with titles of words to make this phrase? I am scared...
0:30 Me in school. Classwork and homework are a breeze. Come tests and I'm sitting there sweating bullets with 20 questions left and only 5 mins remaining.
WHAT? Legit just looked at ur channel like an hour before this vid wtf had no idea you would upload today... thank you for uploding today :)
He’s BACK
Oz is honestly my favorite Tumblr channel
6:50 “GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON”
My new favorite thing is how Oz's hair gets more frazzled the more panicked his voice gets.
13:13
Very accurate. My expectations for the future are so god damn low at this point.
Hell yes, now I can drown my sadness in the enthusiasm Oz brings to depression.
Oz has blessed us with another video.
Dear Oz, I'd like to thank you for getting me out of the cycle of slushie holes. I'm drinking my slushie now, and vibin.
13:46 doing this exact thing as I was watching this video.
Huh, it seems as if TH-cam is watching ME now.
Honestly Jeff Bezos becoming Mr. House is something I can see happening.
Infact, kiwi skins ARE edible, and you can eat them!
I have been bullied for eating them.
@@OzMediaOfficial That is upsetting, it's not a commonly known fact so it must look strange to other people.
Oz is back. A blessing from the Lord!
Ha! Peasant, he IS THE LORD.
The effort for the memes In this is insane.
10:05 bro sounded like morty for a second
6:58 this hit hard, “whats your future plans” my future plans are to die before graduating highschool, whats yours? A doctor? Thats stupid. Why would you want to do that.
This,this very video,it won the greatest honor of all times
* Watches it while eating dinner *
And when the world needed he has RETURNED!!!!
He hath returned to us, tis a glorious day!
ya know, since OZ and Blaire live together, I can't imagine how much WTF energy Blaire has if she's seen OZ go up the stairs like that. Also I'm sure Casper finds it exciting to see a human run like he does up the stairs
this aged poorly
@@snekysneks yeah I forgot about this comment, it aged like sad milk
Yeah this definitely aged poorly, but I’m sure the Casper part was true. My cat loved it when I’d go up the stairs on all fours. We moved and got hardwood stairs so I don’t do it anymore. Hurts my hands.
Wait, Oz is 6'3 ?? He gives off short goblin vibes ?? how ?? I am BETRAYED ??