"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl." "Sounds to me like the Boulder is afraid!" "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
"the veil between rural and Eldritch is far thinner than anyone wishes to guess" *Gravity Falls, both the town and the show: **_Allow us to introduce ourselves._*
Crap. That happens all the time. And I don't sleep. Wait... Freaking Tumblr. Self diagnose my a** . Imma wait for the blood test like a normal human. Eat s*** tumblr
@@getcancer1542, ditto. Before I got medication and therapy to help express my feelings better (took years), I just expressed anger violently or through tears. Now I can cope with it a lot better, but I still have my rougher days. I hope you are able to express your frustration in a way you prefer in the future, my dude. I’m sorry. :(
@Spicy_Noodles I’ll allow you to be the “overall bread god” if you permit me to be the god of breadsticks. I just want the breadstick territory, the rest can be yours. Would this be ok with you?
Everyone here just radiates my kind of personality and if I remember that you guys exist by the time I have actual free time I wanna be friends with you
As someone who lives in a rural area, I can confirm that the veil between Eldritch and Rural is VERY thin There are days when the cows scream for no reason. There are nights when the coyotes cease to sing. Those are the days when I see the shadows dart away out of the corner of my eye. Those are the nights that I lie awake, wondering if the creature will eventually get me and my family. I ponder, I ponder what it is, what this abomination looks like. For me, I may never get to live to tell that tale.
I can admit, as a person with ADHD, we do, in fact, at complete random moments, feel •*~_*lust*_~*• Oh and We are the pyhsical embodiment of “excitedly bored” and “bored excitedly”
Me t- IS THAT A FUCKIN SQUIRREL wait what was i doing *oversimulation=fastest student in class Undersimulation= about to fall asleep Anger spiral=constantly angy at my sister for no reason or a stupid reason Wednesday Forever= ? Oh god they hate me this entire grocery store hates me= same thing different places *lust* =seen unforeseen things out of curiosity This is just my list of things feel free to make your own
I think the Wednesday forever is about time blindness: like What day is it? I did that five minutes ago! What do you mean its been two hours? * forgets every single deadline ever *
i laughed so hard because i kept picturing the reactions of it's followers who were there for princess dianna and most of them probably being old people
I will pronounce it yiff, if and only if God himself comes down from the heavens and tells me personally, if this does in fact happen, I would then also pronounce his name as Yod
Dude that opossum situation sucks. I had a few weeks about my life where it was like my body forgot how to swallow, it was like i had to re-learn how to swallow...and my parents didnt believe me.
The funny thing about the Among Us Imposters is that one of them Is Actually stated to be a monster that you're trying not to return to the planet with, while the other one is stated to be a crewmate who's just gone homicidally insane, that's literally what it is in the Lore of the game >.>
don't remember where the info about the crazed crewmate comes from, I know I heard it from somewhere but I can't remember where or where that where found it which unfortunately makes me think I'm wrong like Shenlong said x.x also the Alien version of the Impostor is just base info from the game's descriptions...
See I just love the idea of one like *Yes... We shall slaughter them all and feast on their corpses!* and the other just goes "Oh, uh, yeah, love the... the feasting on, uh, corpses" while using the alien imposter as a cover for insurance fraud.
8:20 My favourite sleep deprivation trick: Sitting down with people, saying "Check this out!" Lying my head in my arms and instantly entering REM sleep.
He knows what yiff is. He‘s referring to the fact that the creator of Gifs pronounces it as „jif“, which is somethig peanut butter related. The yif thing is some old dictionary.
And it gets worse with this Pandemic....Now we're confused over months!?! I literally forgot Veteran's Day Last year in 2020 and so when I was in the store during that time and seeing all the Flowers and Red, White and Blue... I literally went: " Wait how the fuck is it July Already?!"
@Mira _ tbh dude the best way is to put yourself on a time crunch, I assume the F's are from missing assignments. Make yourself have to do said assignments. Like have someone threaten to take something you love away if you don't finish them by X-date or something
8:27 is that actually caused by iron deficiency? Because if so then I should probably go to a hospital because I've been experiencing that issue since I was a kid.
iirc it's just caused by sudden movement after staying in one position for hours, most notably sitting to standing, because the blood in your body including your head that was previously somewhat settled has to move around a lot. I think iron deficiency just amplifies the effect, don't trust me tho
Saaaaaame and my iron was apparently 16 (it should be AT LEAST 31) so about half, now it's 24 due to a LOT of supplements and kale. I also have low blood pressure (90/60 I think) and once I fainted from those two plus dehydration (low blood pressure+dehydration=dangerous)
That ADHD emotions one is legit. I have it and I've been asked "What day do you think it is" and my response is always "Tuesday?" I have ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety, and my life just always feels like it's a Tuesday in the middle of May. I could not tell you why I feel that so specifically, but I feel it with every fiber of my being.
I usually have like three of those at the same time. If I only have one than it's easy to hide from family members, and friends. If it's more than one or particularly intense that day than my family remains subconsciously aware of my discomfort, but unable to articulate why, However; *M Y F R I E N D S* simultaneously tease me over it and support me after becoming aware within the first five minutes of me seeing them. They give me food I'm actually willing to eat, and let me make things (I'm an art kid and video game designer) without fear of judgement or failure/non-perfection. They start playing songs I like in my apartment via bluetooth speaker and sing with me (often using parody lyrics, unless the message of the song is good shit) usually way too loud and possibly out of key. But me and my friends like to use the songs, and are theater nerds, so we sing in ways that are nice to exist around. They make puns about history/religions (usually the darker or hypocritical parts i. e. Nazism, both Chirstianity and Islam at the same time, USSR, obscure facts about various artists that display their pragmatic and potentially malicious ways of life, etc. etc.) And then we talk of women we desire (most of us are lesbians or bi/pan) and what sort of surreal, chaotic, and potentially destructive dates that we would relish with pride at the ability to participate. Then we play survival MineCraft with a dangerous lack of fear for God, as we are on hard mode and are willing to destroy one another or creepers. All of us are ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, and/or depression (potentially a mixture), thus the laundry list of coping mechanisms are all collective and shared like a cult of madness. We exist using only things our therapists or historical idols have taught us. We are the quiet kids,,,, *plural* ,,,, but we are only violent in premeditated and effective ways, not using guns. We are the group of destructive rebels in a dystopian novel, for that is our plane of existence (America); an ever changing environment where only the most horrible things stay consistent and happiness only lasts for fleeting moments. My friends and I have gotten way too good at scaring people using knowledge of things that we probably shouldn't understand or conceive of. May all those who suffer with us be favored by fate's cold unyielding hands, for the world is in turmoil, since both the beginning of time and when it ends. Do not fear the actions of others, but the limitations of yourself. May the Gods be in your favor, dear internet, because this the end of my TedTalk
@@AceWolf456 homework load? I swear people make up deadlines on the spot just to mess with me. History due in 2 weeks? Better get that done now you Son of a (redacted). It's like, please I've Been doing stuff all week I've been running on 3 hours or less of sleep what do you want from me please. Anyhow, good luck man
As someone with a combination of ADHD and Autism, its more or less overstimulation all the damn time, my ADHD needs Chaos to function, and my Autism needs routines to function, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
Oz edition is like the history of memes Start farely normal and comprehensive and evolve (or devolve) into surrealism, soon he just gonna upload a 3 second video about a possum screeching and is gonna break the internet for like a month
my channel is similar, but constantly in flux. one minute im dead for a month after uploading some shitty mixes or a gameplay vid and then im upload like 6 vids that are a mix of 3second confusion clips or something really creepy
Yeah, i mean i respect his dedication to this, even being willing to die to uphold his belief, but if you're not gonna fight then at least dodge or just run
3:20 And also don’t forget about •I am hungry/thirsty but I don’t know I am. •I can’t focus on my important task I just want to pay attention to my favorite characters. And most importantly •I’m just gonna space out for the rest of my life.
Really you guys need to stop being so relatable. I suspected for a long time that I have it but, my doctor just told me shit that I already know...so I don't fucking in know!
lol yeah. Theres like Nazi train fetishist and shit and one of the most famous scandals include a famous user admitting her family has a child slave and another user stealing bones from a graveyard. Im never deleting my account lmao :^)
I thought they were talking about economics too and I was like "yeah I know it's crazy how that works" and then the next sentence hit me like 18 wheeler barreling down the highway with a drunk driver behind the wheel.
OZ kills me. The art followed by all the laughs, tears and different voices is just asking for a great time. Though we need at least one miniOZ in every video
Gosh, this was hilarious. I mean, I watch Emkay and such because there's just not enough content froom good readers, but they can't even compare to your passion and laugh when reading. I've missed these. Wish SorrowTV was still alive as well.
@@teejayburger2136 He's pretty active on Twitter and things but I'm not sure what's going on with his content. I think there's something that he's just taking time to himself, but you'd have to see for yourself. Edit: From most of what I've read from fans and things, depression
@@itssssstef I have watched him for nine years. Since the rise of his channel with Trolling the Monsters and decline of that series. Then it started dying and wasn't very popular for a while. Reddit readings revitalised it and were great for a while, but then he started to add more and more "fluff" in-between each post read. Close ups of his face and ton of personal jokes. They weren't hitting for me and I've felt like half a video was wasted because of that. Unsubscribed a couple of months ago because of that.
@@TinyDeskEngineer Scientology is a Christian Science cult, and they’re adverts are REALLY annoying, and half the time they go for several minutes and you can’t skip them.
Imagine an angry Oz chicken with the expression on his face being the same one at 20:00 and walking up to a Wendy’s screaming “I WANT THE SQUARES” Welcome to my imagination people
Fun fact, I have this "stands up, blacks out for a sec" issue when I am hot or dehydrated, and once I did it when standing up suddenly after reading on the floor and I blacked out, hit the dresser on the way down, and got a concussion. I didn't want to do sports, afraid of getting concussed but I got one in MY FRIKIN BEDROOM, READING. This is how fate gets his lols.
"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl."
"Sounds to me like the Boulder is afraid!"
"The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
I love toph. She's a freaking awesome kick butt little pre teen with skill to back up her sass.
@@erinnix3197 and as stated she RADIATES chaos XD
@@pokefan213 and she INVENTED a whole new bending style! I just love ATLA in general though.
We all know she became a cop entirely because nobody could get on her ass about breaking the law if she WAS the law
out of context this reply section including the comment sounds so god damn wrong
Kfc: b u c k e t
Soldier: dear god.
Kfc: There’s more
Soldier: NO!
I have done nothing but fry chicken for 3 days
@@sadface7463 Where! Where have you been sending it?!
@@minecrafanz4589 *noises from the sewage pipes*
T. F. 2
Mmh toast with yiff on it.
Tumblr is like continuously walking into different rooms and directly into a wierd conversation at the wrong time
holy shit
This is at the holy number of likes
Holy numbers of likes:
69
117
420
69,420
@@miscuser5534 why 117?
@ because I am in the Halo fandom
Also which Tumblr r/Tumblr or the website
"the veil between rural and Eldritch is far thinner than anyone wishes to guess"
*Gravity Falls, both the town and the show: **_Allow us to introduce ourselves._*
Agreeeddd
hold up ITS A TOWN
wait theres an actual town?
*laughs In Mosquito swarms*
It's not an IRL town.
It's fictional.
•Has Low Iron
•Stands Up really fast
My brain: IM GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM
Crap. That happens all the time. And I don't sleep. Wait... Freaking Tumblr. Self diagnose my a** . Imma wait for the blood test like a normal human. Eat s*** tumblr
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo.
I am going to blow up the uk
@@quilliammlikesmemes5206 hol up
This happens to me, so I might have low iron, but the blood people didn't stop me from donating blood so I guess I'm ok?
oz's character: looks like a scientist on the verge of becoming crazy
oz irl: baby face
when does he show his face???? i never remembered that and i cant be bothered too go through all his videos
@@starstone3620 ill find the video for you
@@starstone3620 it appears he set the video to either unlisted or private
@@Kai_Arrid aww.. :(
Well, tell us, what does he look like
ADHD sucks sometimes. Feelings are either tap water, a shaken can of soda, or NAH. It’s like, the chaotic neutral.
@@bluelink1879, no, I think true neutral.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT LVLVLVLX
@@bluelink1879 depending on the person I think it can either be lawful good or chaotic neutral
I have ADHD and one thing I face often is getting really frustrated but not being able to explain it nor showing it in a non angered way
@@getcancer1542, ditto. Before I got medication and therapy to help express my feelings better (took years), I just expressed anger violently or through tears. Now I can cope with it a lot better, but I still have my rougher days. I hope you are able to express your frustration in a way you prefer in the future, my dude. I’m sorry. :(
As a person with ADHD, the ADHD emotions post is unnervingly relatable
As a person who hasn't been tested for adhd, I will talk to my therapist now
Mmmm samne
i have these in order especially on wenesday
yep. same here.
@DIO (case sensitive) yeah they forgot that
Yay it’s the guy who looks like he belongs in a boy band, he’s back ladies and gentlemen!
I still haven't seen the face reveal :(
Did he already do the face reveal?
@@_cybermoth yeah
@@lomantheshowman where can I find it? I missed it :(
@@eggoego he has brown hair not silver we have been lied to
Messenger's red circle looks like someone didn't tell a toddler not to eat the wax covering the cheese and then puked.
That's disgusting, and you're 100% right
I know what you meant, but now I'm just laughing at the thought that this kid makes someone vomit the contents of the child's stomach.
it looks like they just recollered their weird face emoji
r/rareinsults
@@Mekelaina its not even a perfect circle
OT: Wants a dog and a cat and for them to be bffs.
Oz: PoSsUm PlEaSe AnD tHaNk YoU
click: *BuCkEt*
TC:
OT: Neutral Good
Oz: Chaotic Neutral
“We’re entering the decade where half life canonically occurs” me: Why do i hear Combine dropships?
It is now a year away
@@Anotherchild_lol oh no
@@thefactorean9168 yeah possibly
this aged well with... yeah
Oz laughs like he's dying of asphyxiation but someone showed him his favorite meme.
You did him d i r t y
Ahehehehe
Hghhhhhhh hahahahaha
Ackhhh ahahaha
*Returns to normal speech effortlessly*
Accurate
Why is every time he yells he sounds like the lemon person from Adventure Time or is it just me that hears this?
@@Creati0nzer0 LemonGrab?
“YEAH BUT UR SITTING DOWN ,AND MOVING AT THE SAME TIME,LIKE SOME KIND OF WITCH!”
...
I-Isn’t that just driving??
Witchcraft!!!
WITCH!
NO BECAUSE IN A CAR YOU EVENTUALLY STOP SITTING IN A WHEELCHAIR THERE IS NO END
INDEED WITCHCRAFT HOW DO BIG METAL BOXEES MOVE ? ITS MAGIC AND THE SOUND OH THE SOUND THE HORROR
YOU _WITCH_! also, what about biking and skiing?
3:36 I often switch from "everyone hates me" straight to *God is dead and I have replaced him*
Why not both :)
My Discord friends call me god
Sooo yeah
@Spicy_Noodles I’ll allow you to be the “overall bread god” if you permit me to be the god of breadsticks. I just want the breadstick territory, the rest can be yours. Would this be ok with you?
Everyone here just radiates my kind of personality and if I remember that you guys exist by the time I have actual free time I wanna be friends with you
@@alexanderthegreat6682 I’ll be your friend! :D
7:44 the way he conveys keyboard smash with question marks is perfect and will be replay in my head for days now
As someone who lives in a rural area, I can confirm that the veil between Eldritch and Rural is VERY thin
There are days when the cows scream for no reason.
There are nights when the coyotes cease to sing.
Those are the days when I see the shadows dart away out of the corner of my eye.
Those are the nights that I lie awake, wondering if the creature will eventually get me and my family.
I ponder, I ponder what it is, what this abomination looks like.
For me, I may never get to live to tell that tale.
.........................spooky
cow just goes
_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
This explains where Lovecraft and Stephen King get their inspiration from, among other things.
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 Stephen king got his from Maine being a terrible place with terrible people
oh nu
"He's just a peanut butter fanboy."
I've never heard anything better.
I’ve never heard anything butter*
@@sillywilly1455 NO-
Me: look a new Oz video
My brain: was it funny
Me: of course it was funny it's an Oz video
My brain: okay you may have ✨ the good chemicals ✨
me: mmmnhh thats the good shit
20 likes in one hour holy shit MORE serotonin
exactly...I have an addiction to Oz's videos
I thought it was like a slime
This is my most liked comment istg only ridiculous ones
I can admit, as a person with ADHD, we do, in fact, at complete random moments, feel •*~_*lust*_~*•
Oh and We are the pyhsical embodiment of “excitedly bored” and “bored excitedly”
the last two are the same technically. isn't it better to say "excitedly bored and excited in a bored way" or something no offense
Uggg so annoying. Then add being asexual and not having an object causing anything, just the body being stupid.
yessir this is true
@@shadow_shine3578
Isn't that how it works for everyone though? Just feeling generally lustful for no specific reason?
@@festethephule7553 oh it does? I didn't know that.
As someone with horrible ADHD i can confrim that those are indeed the symptoms
Me t- IS THAT A FUCKIN SQUIRREL wait what was i doing
*oversimulation=fastest student in class
Undersimulation= about to fall asleep
Anger spiral=constantly angy at my sister for no reason or a stupid reason
Wednesday Forever= ?
Oh god they hate me this entire grocery store hates me= same thing different places
*lust* =seen unforeseen things out of curiosity
This is just my list of things feel free to make your own
I think the Wednesday forever is about time blindness: like
What day is it?
I did that five minutes ago! What do you mean its been two hours?
* forgets every single deadline ever *
This makes me realize I might have adhd
you know what? same tbh
I need to go to the doctor
I don't know who this guy is, but his laughter is a blessing.
Edit: What the fuck?! I complemented a mans laugh and now I got 1k likes.
Ikr it’s so precious
Oz has the most pure gold laugh ever
Edit: I said that in the worst way imaginable
ah is this a newcomer I spot
Welcome, you lovely degenerate!
I recommend Damien
He is the giver of dopamine.
I laughed way too hard at the vomit fetish part, oz’s laughing makes it way better too
It's the extremely rare 6th stage of grief
i laughed so hard because i kept picturing the reactions of it's followers who were there for princess dianna and most of them probably being old people
the.. the what?
Thinking about it, someone having a mental breakdown for a red circle being shiny isn't too out of the ordinary
I will pronounce it yiff, if and only if God himself comes down from the heavens and tells me personally, if this does in fact happen, I would then also pronounce his name as Yod
YHWY
@@ianshorter2712 Just because of that, I'm gonna pronouce it uhwu
@Lord Mahaveer Maldonado
yin and tonic
yay!
Ges
Actually it's jod
Dude that opossum situation sucks. I had a few weeks about my life where it was like my body forgot how to swallow, it was like i had to re-learn how to swallow...and my parents didnt believe me.
The funny thing about the Among Us Imposters is that one of them Is Actually stated to be a monster that you're trying not to return to the planet with, while the other one is stated to be a crewmate who's just gone homicidally insane, that's literally what it is in the Lore of the game >.>
That's explain the kill scene
That's not true
Where did that information came from. I mean, it's interesting, but still-
don't remember where the info about the crazed crewmate comes from, I know I heard it from somewhere but I can't remember where or where that where found it which unfortunately makes me think I'm wrong like Shenlong said x.x also the Alien version of the Impostor is just base info from the game's descriptions...
See I just love the idea of one like *Yes... We shall slaughter them all and feast on their corpses!* and the other just goes "Oh, uh, yeah, love the... the feasting on, uh, corpses" while using the alien imposter as a cover for insurance fraud.
8:20 My favourite sleep deprivation trick: Sitting down with people, saying "Check this out!" Lying my head in my arms and instantly entering REM sleep.
"He pronounces it Yiff, he's just "a Peanut Butter Fanboy"", said the sweet and innocent cinnamon roll.
if that isnt a lie, then i dont know what is. he is *A N Y T H I N G* but innocent. you're in the wrong video
*and you can't change my mind*
He knows what yiff is. He‘s referring to the fact that the creator of Gifs pronounces it as „jif“, which is somethig peanut butter related. The yif thing is some old dictionary.
@@leothebackgroundsheep3010 *E*
@@leothebackgroundsheep3010 Jif is a brand of peanut butter.
Oz laughs like he is both simultaneously crying and being overcome with joy and pleasure, and I love it
Among Us is now strictly known as "McCarthyism: The Game"
When the Stalin is sus 😳
me: SHUT! UP!
@@autistichades5552 stalinus
@@aviumcaravan Sustalin
Horsey!
YES I WANT TO WEAR A SMOL JACKET WHILE SLIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN YESSSSSSSSSS
hi oz spirit animal
3:16 as someone with ADHD I can 100% confirm this is exactly how it goes.
I think I need to talk to my therapist
Edit: so apparently I have adhd and asd
For me it's somedays a EVERUDAY IS A FRIMONDAY aka a mox of Friday I wish to leave and Monday I don't want to be here
And it gets worse with this Pandemic....Now we're confused over months!?!
I literally forgot Veteran's Day Last year in 2020 and so when I was in the store during that time and seeing all the Flowers and Red, White and Blue... I literally went: " Wait how the fuck is it July Already?!"
I sensed
Yup.
Me: hears mettaton ex's theme song, death by glamour
Also me: Ohh yes
*the sound of ratings increasing fills the room*
Death by Glamour is like Conga or Cha Cha Slide
It immediatly commands your beoy to D A N C E
The one for ADHD made fucking roll around on my floor laughing and I have never felt more understood. Thank you!
WeNsDaY fOr EvEr
Same here
Blue to yellow: "Hey, at least you didn't get THAT guy." *BANG*
my life has come to laughing my ass off at RED CIRCLES ON THE INTERNET when I should be trying to fix the multiple c's in my classes,, sighs,,
Mood
@Mira _ tbh dude the best way is to put yourself on a time crunch, I assume the F's are from missing assignments. Make yourself have to do said assignments. Like have someone threaten to take something you love away if you don't finish them by X-date or something
I got 2 fs to fix dude
I relate to this so much that it is just sad.
The first post is a whole ass mood-
Also hello Mr. Media
Hello Lily
Hello Lily
Yo what's up Oz Simp Cult, I see you've found me outside of Twitter 👀
I can confirm that Wednesday Forever is a very real emotion
This weekend my friends and I just sat around going “ish fucken wimdy” out of nowhere, apparently I even muttered it in my sleep
Well if you repeat something enough that can happen
there. you had 67 likes and i logged on both of my accounts and made you have the perfect number, nice
@@aleksajovicevic976 I see 70. Please unlike.
@@cheeseisgud1152 saved it. im @Aleksa Jovicevic
Oh shit I almost broke the 69
8:27 is that actually caused by iron deficiency? Because if so then I should probably go to a hospital because I've been experiencing that issue since I was a kid.
iirc it's just caused by sudden movement after staying in one position for hours, most notably sitting to standing, because the blood in your body including your head that was previously somewhat settled has to move around a lot. I think iron deficiency just amplifies the effect, don't trust me tho
Iron deficiency can be a part of it, but it’s most likely sudden changes in blood pressure.
yes, you should go to the doctor. it is not normal if that usually happens to you.
Saaaaaame and my iron was apparently 16 (it should be AT LEAST 31) so about half, now it's 24 due to a LOT of supplements and kale. I also have low blood pressure (90/60 I think) and once I fainted from those two plus dehydration (low blood pressure+dehydration=dangerous)
Like-same but, yeah if it is so natural, then why bother?
Some person at Walmart: "this is gonna make me cry in the walmart bathroom"
Me at home: "this is gonna make me cry in MY bathroom" 😭
The phrase "My hands are full, and my ass is fat" has lived in my brain, RENT FREE, for like the past 3 years now
That ADHD emotions one is legit. I have it and I've been asked "What day do you think it is" and my response is always "Tuesday?" I have ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety, and my life just always feels like it's a Tuesday in the middle of May. I could not tell you why I feel that so specifically, but I feel it with every fiber of my being.
You ever just get entertained by staring at a wall. You're not thinking of anything, you're just staring at the wall.
I may have an actual problem. This should not be so relatable.
@@troo_6656 Yeah, welcome to Tuesday again. But this time it's actual Tuesday. I checked.
I usually have like three of those at the same time. If I only have one than it's easy to hide from family members, and friends. If it's more than one or particularly intense that day than my family remains subconsciously aware of my discomfort, but unable to articulate why, However; *M Y F R I E N D S* simultaneously tease me over it and support me after becoming aware within the first five minutes of me seeing them.
They give me food I'm actually willing to eat, and let me make things (I'm an art kid and video game designer) without fear of judgement or failure/non-perfection. They start playing songs I like in my apartment via bluetooth speaker and sing with me (often using parody lyrics, unless the message of the song is good shit) usually way too loud and possibly out of key. But me and my friends like to use the songs, and are theater nerds, so we sing in ways that are nice to exist around. They make puns about history/religions (usually the darker or hypocritical parts i. e. Nazism, both Chirstianity and Islam at the same time, USSR, obscure facts about various artists that display their pragmatic and potentially malicious ways of life, etc. etc.) And then we talk of women we desire (most of us are lesbians or bi/pan) and what sort of surreal, chaotic, and potentially destructive dates that we would relish with pride at the ability to participate. Then we play survival MineCraft with a dangerous lack of fear for God, as we are on hard mode and are willing to destroy one another or creepers.
All of us are ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, and/or depression (potentially a mixture), thus the laundry list of coping mechanisms are all collective and shared like a cult of madness. We exist using only things our therapists or historical idols have taught us. We are the quiet kids,,,, *plural* ,,,, but we are only violent in premeditated and effective ways, not using guns. We are the group of destructive rebels in a dystopian novel, for that is our plane of existence (America); an ever changing environment where only the most horrible things stay consistent and happiness only lasts for fleeting moments.
My friends and I have gotten way too good at scaring people using knowledge of things that we probably shouldn't understand or conceive of. May all those who suffer with us be favored by fate's cold unyielding hands, for the world is in turmoil, since both the beginning of time and when it ends. Do not fear the actions of others, but the limitations of yourself. May the Gods be in your favor, dear internet, because this the end of my TedTalk
@@AceWolf456 homework load? I swear people make up deadlines on the spot just to mess with me. History due in 2 weeks? Better get that done now you Son of a (redacted). It's like, please I've Been doing stuff all week I've been running on 3 hours or less of sleep what do you want from me please. Anyhow, good luck man
3:10
This dude is finna freak when he hears about cars
SAME
My thoughts exactly
Bikes
Ever just fling yourself everywhere with your chair, or is it just me?
Office chairs??
Everybody: arguing over how gif is pronounced
Me: *pEaNuT bUtTeR*
wHY DID I READ "6UTTER" AS "6UTLER" WTF 6RAIN
@Joshua Rowan Yiff
@Dominic Settecasi y e s
furry prawn
Sir, you have iniciated a war that will end up annihilating the internet, do you understand the consequences of what you have done
Btw its gif
As someone with a combination of ADHD and Autism, its more or less overstimulation all the damn time, my ADHD needs Chaos to function, and my Autism needs routines to function, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
Our brains only know _that_ they want, not _what_ they want
@@quantumblauthor7300 exactly
I have no idea how to help you because routine and chaos are opposites
Soooooo true lol
Same
Oz edition is like the history of memes
Start farely normal and comprehensive and evolve (or devolve) into surrealism, soon he just gonna upload a 3 second video about a possum screeching and is gonna break the internet for like a month
Farely
Nah, he doesn't have that kind of pull yet. Give it some more time.
This comment is so perfect
my channel is similar, but constantly in flux. one minute im dead for a month after uploading some shitty mixes or a gameplay vid and then im upload like 6 vids that are a mix of 3second confusion clips or something really creepy
Fairly*
I love how this man is genuinely able to perfectly voice any rant by anyone about anything with perfect emotion and pure and utter chaos
The only "I'll never hit a woman!" trope i accept is Sanji's from One Piece.
I mean, I love Sanji.
But when a bitch is trying to kill him, please DEFEND yourself dude! You don't have to harm her, lock her up or something.
Yeah, i mean i respect his dedication to this, even being willing to die to uphold his belief, but if you're not gonna fight then at least dodge or just run
Exactly, be like Zoro, he doesn't want to fight a woman but he will if he has no other choice
what about the konosuba rant
Lmao Sanji's line only counts towards attractive women. He would be more than happy to hit big mom.
3:20 And also don’t forget about
•I am hungry/thirsty but I don’t know I am.
•I can’t focus on my important task I just want to pay attention to my favorite characters.
And most importantly
•I’m just gonna space out for the rest of my life.
As someone else with adhd
*_big yep_*
Really you guys need to stop being so relatable. I suspected for a long time that I have it but, my doctor just told me shit that I already know...so I don't fucking in know!
help
AH I SEE MY ART IN THE VIDEO!!! The “Time to get SPOOKY” piece with the monochrome flames is one i made! IM SO HAPPY!
Congratulations, my guy! :)
Make more
okay for a sec a thought you were self promoting im an idiot also great job it looks great
Tumblr episode for Halloween... honestly pretty fitting, tumblr is a terrifying place
It's November 1st
@@dandylion2775 oh shit true, I guess my brain just refused to believe Oz wouldn't post anything on Halloween
lol yeah. Theres like Nazi train fetishist and shit and one of the most famous scandals include a famous user admitting her family has a child slave and another user stealing bones from a graveyard. Im never deleting my account lmao :^)
I thought they were talking about economics too and I was like "yeah I know it's crazy how that works" and then the next sentence hit me like 18 wheeler barreling down the highway with a drunk driver behind the wheel.
OZ kills me. The art followed by all the laughs, tears and different voices is just asking for a great time. Though we need at least one miniOZ in every video
Gosh, this was hilarious. I mean, I watch Emkay and such because there's just not enough content froom good readers, but they can't even compare to your passion and laugh when reading. I've missed these. Wish SorrowTV was still alive as well.
I wonder what happened to SorrowTV. Last I saw him was on the big stream that upisnotjump did of banjo and kazooiee
@@teejayburger2136 He's pretty active on Twitter and things but I'm not sure what's going on with his content. I think there's something that he's just taking time to himself, but you'd have to see for yourself.
Edit: From most of what I've read from fans and things, depression
I recommend The Click to watch as well
@@itssssstef I have watched him for nine years. Since the rise of his channel with Trolling the Monsters and decline of that series. Then it started dying and wasn't very popular for a while. Reddit readings revitalised it and were great for a while, but then he started to add more and more "fluff" in-between each post read. Close ups of his face and ton of personal jokes. They weren't hitting for me and I've felt like half a video was wasted because of that. Unsubscribed a couple of months ago because of that.
@@KanaevM oh
KFC: This is a bucket
Soldier: dear god
KFC: Theres more
Soldier: nooooo...
It's nice seeing 2 people of culture
uhhhhhhhhhh, bro, did you forget to switch account?
@@membarassing ah someone deleted they're comment that's why
@@NicholasWarper ahh i guess that makes sense, sorry
@@NicholasWarper thats a lie unlss you removed their @ tag
Can't believe he missed the version of the High Geologist post with the fanart.
that oz-ler fanart took 10 years off my lifespan, big thank you to whoever drew it, i love you now
I swear 2 minute Scientology ads you can’t skip should be f$cking illegal.
Scientology should be illegal
What do you mean exactly? I feel like I've seen something like that but I don't even know what that means.
@@TinyDeskEngineer
Scientology is a Christian Science cult, and they’re adverts are REALLY annoying, and half the time they go for several minutes and you can’t skip them.
@@geraldthepuppy9693 BIRN THEM DOWN KILLTHEM TURN THEM INTO FOOD FOR THE POOR!!!!
Have you ever heard of the unskippable add that was literally an entire movie? It wasn't even a good movie, just some cheap romantic drama film
Ah, yes, the king of r/Tumblr.
The man, the myth, the legend.
The only one who can wrangle this hellish subreddit.
He's like PM Seymour's apprentice
@@theaski you aren't wrong, honestly.
Who else loves oz's laugh?
(raises hand)
Right here guvna
Yes
Meeeeeeeee
Me
Walking in circles and jumping around a crippled person is the biggest flex I've ever thought of. Edit: I meant done
I was so weak after the “employees only room” post that I spent 5 minutes laughing at it and the following two posts
Why is it when Oz laughs with his hand over his face he looks like an insane anime villain?
He probably is
@@alexanderthegreat6682 no he definitely is
Light Yagami is typing...
Shigaraki
Swordward ah s Shieldbert
1:58
Rei Todoroki: “Instructions unclear, boiled my youngest son’s left eye”
YES OMG LOLOLOLOL
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THINGSHKEVFISJD E
Noooooo
MY FIRST THOUGHT
Doctors orders lol
I haven't interacted with any undertale stuff in like years but when i hear mtt stuff man that shit SLAPS
p LEASE do a whole vid of those “rating ____ emojis” it amuses me greatly
YEs
YEs
YEs
KFC: does it say you want the bucket
Solider: yess
“Fight me in the comments”
Draw your blade challenger
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ok
Planks
_ | _ | _
Planks
_ | _ | _
Sticks
_ | _ | _
**Begins sketching my magnificent sword**
@@thorodinson292 Almost looks like a gladius.
Almost.
2:55 the line "just a peanut butter fanboy" has entered my vocabulary because of you, are you happy?
I was amazed that whales could talk, and that he just told a dude to frick off.
This episode is just: P O S S U M
is there something wrong with that.
"wheres my fellow iron deficient people at"
in the warmth because outside cold
If it wasn't for this Channel I would not know the Greatness of possums
"Here comes the airplane!"
*Put spoonful of mashed potatoes in my mouth*
Smash the potato’s like I smashed in the heads of my enemies
congratulations
you are the only funny comment I have seen with a gacha pfp
Ok oz, you get a like just for properly pronouncing gif.
no
@@keithhancock9710 yes
That meme died like 8 years ago
No guys it yiff now
"fight me in the comments!"
ok, i cast fireball which is 1 d20 roll and i got an eleven with a +2 int modifier.
*your move, oz*
0:16 as the great drunk moxxie once said, “A human called me a possum, I am *not* a possum.”
What’s that song?
@@BigSadCroutondeath by glamour
Pothum
For the one in the wheelchair, isn't that the same as in a car? You are sitting down in a seat, and moving in your car.
Yeah but with a car you're using your legs while moving while wheelchairs are witchcraft
Or until they learn we are all constantly moving around the sun, whether we are standing or sitting
Shut. This is a threat.
Office chair be like:
@@grain2247 get that magic bullshit out of here
As a member of society with ADHD, you forgot emotional shutdown and bluescreen
Then there's the uh what was it again?
Oh yeah its *AAAAAAAAA* earrape
There’s also the panic of dropping your pencil
Ffs I should probably see a doctor
pfp checcs out
So you’re just a computer
7:51 and here we see someone suffering the 6th stage of grief, *pure fucking confusion*
If the sixth stage of grief was in fact a real thing, what would it be categorized as?
The dividing line on "rural" vs "eldritch" heavily depends on whether you can kill it with a shotgun.
Oz: -exists-
My brain: -releases the good chemicals-
Thanks oz uwu
@Kino Meno No, that happens when he laughs
Imagine an angry Oz chicken with the expression on his face being the same one at 20:00 and walking up to a Wendy’s screaming “I WANT THE SQUARES”
Welcome to my imagination people
Fun fact, I have this "stands up, blacks out for a sec" issue when I am hot or dehydrated, and once I did it when standing up suddenly after reading on the floor and I blacked out, hit the dresser on the way down, and got a concussion. I didn't want to do sports, afraid of getting concussed but I got one in MY FRIKIN BEDROOM, READING. This is how fate gets his lols.
20:04 That one particular image hasn't age quite well.
There's no more infectious laugh on the internet than Oz's.
I love his laugh
The moan when he said "Oh" at the name every stone one was kinda funny ngl
"What country you're from and what three things you like about living there"
Me: uh
Me: ...
Me: I got nothing.
Me: I'm from America tho.
Freedom
Cultural diversity
We get a sick mascot. Seriously, bald eagles are dope
AMERICA!
Sadness
Sucky weather
Fire
California sucks tho. I want to get off this ride
I like that our empire is in decline
@Monika the cycle-path I think we all guessed your country friend
@@Chipswitch22 also, heck off dbag
This video includes art of you and Blair together and considering everything right now holy fuck that is jarring
I almost submitted it to r/aged like milk
17:37
Lee Sin: I take no pleasure in fighting a child
Fizz: Me neither, im like twice your age
1:53 someone should've told todoroki and his mom this when he was five
Ayee
I would've said that's a burn but, I think he knows that already.
haven't watched an oz media video in a hot minute but his laughter still gives the same serotonin that it did
The 3rd fan art has aged
H_O_R_R_I_B_L_Y_!!!!!!!
16:51 I also thought it was about economics when it was being read, but then I heard the second sentence and I was like: 👀
I still thought it was about the economy for a couple seconds after the second sentence.
YES, OZ HAS RECOVERED FROM SPOOKY SEASON
16:51
as a guy who draws inflation porn for money, this one made me laugh too hard for my own good.
Should I feel bad for you? I'm not sure
@@monkeydoespride
nah I'm good, random anime profile picture. I aint desperate enough for that kind of pity, yet.
@@Jacqthepossposs ok good to know
So how does a poor prospective artist sell their pen to the furry gods
@@jaxblonk5127 Easy. Find a niche fetish and sell it.
Ben Shapiro fighting the bot designed to annoy him is like the Goat yelling at his echo in Brother Bear
me: *looks at thumbnail*
me: dear god...
there’s more
@@spectrumom1 *N O*
*YES*
@Ezekiel Arincorayan WHAT? How will I store my bread now?