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  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10506

    "Who is this for?"
    "Oh the moffee is for Cark"

    • @justaloadofclownery9432
      @justaloadofclownery9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      You should do a video on the sub reddit called
      r/thisdosentexist
      Its really cool.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@justaloadofclownery9432 You should probably post that as a general comment, instead of putting it as a reply on mine.

    • @nakuxnata4976
      @nakuxnata4976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @My jokes aren't funny But they are. They really are.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@nakuxnata4976 To be honest the point of my name is people can't tell me I have bad jokes if I tell them first. (Well they can but it's satisfying in a petty way)

    • @justaloadofclownery9432
      @justaloadofclownery9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sorry, i know. I did this on accident and i hope you forgive me.

  • @JerichoRedux
    @JerichoRedux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    Me: *has a cough*
    Mom: it's just a cough
    Siblings: it's just a cough
    Google: you have three days

    • @theslav-combineempire2997
      @theslav-combineempire2997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Me: It's peepee amputation time

    • @Murtaza2805
      @Murtaza2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Guess you have the corona virus 🦠

    • @theslav-combineempire2997
      @theslav-combineempire2997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Murtaza2805 no it's a peepee infection

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me: **has a headache**
      mom: its just a headache
      doctor: its just a headache, dont worry
      google: *you have a malignant brain tumor, treat it before terminal 7 brain cancer takes effect*

    • @WhoIsLars
      @WhoIsLars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bing: Ur dead right now

  • @darcyfoster6298
    @darcyfoster6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    My girlfriend sympathises with Marc - her name is Lucie, and she says “Lucy but with ‘ie’ at the end”. She gets “Lucyie” (she now spells it out).

    • @jamaalosman15
      @jamaalosman15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boyfriend named Simon

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember making an original character named 'Luci' several months ago, and I spelled it with an I at the end just to screw with people.

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @GD Magic Gaming It would be impossible to screw up that badly unless it was on purpose.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *OH HI CARK*
      These jokes are usually called phevens (or phtevens?) due to an even more well known precedent with "Steven, with 'ph' " - and most of these happening today are due to copycats who want to outdo the original employees who wrote Pheven / Cark.

    • @cosmicyalt7840
      @cosmicyalt7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everytime someone asks my name to write it down I have to say "[my name] with 2 n" because everyone seems to forget the other n. They also mispronounce my middle name a lot

  • @wadewilson3520
    @wadewilson3520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    I laughed so hard during the Hitman and huggies board.

  • @christyleffew1833
    @christyleffew1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    Me: *googling "My stomach hurts"*
    Google: Did you mean cancer?
    Me: *I'm sorry...*
    Me: *WHAT*

    • @stzrmz7159
      @stzrmz7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      CHRISTY LEFFEW facts I had a burn on my tongue and it didn’t right google said I had oral cancer I started freaking out lmaooo

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Bing: Did you mean cancer?

    • @TheKillah98
      @TheKillah98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im sry but im making it 1000 rather then 999

    • @justinian702
      @justinian702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *google: you have salmonella and you’re gonna die in the next hour.*

    • @thecheese2876
      @thecheese2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No that’s bing

  • @jolienaphan3986
    @jolienaphan3986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    I’m going to apply to Starbucks, just to spell people’s names wrong
    I’m a genius planner

    • @zs9269
      @zs9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      From someone who works at Starbucks, you dont even have to try to spell half the names wrong 😂😂

    • @SprunkCovers
      @SprunkCovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      r/madlads

    • @sigmaudhd
      @sigmaudhd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weebie O 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 :/
      𓆉 𝕚𝕤 ☹︎

    • @frootloopssz
      @frootloopssz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weebie O Did ya apply? 😂

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@zs9269 Imagine deliberately writing someone's name wrong, only to have actually gotten it right because their parents spelt it wrong when they were born.

  • @nepnep2053
    @nepnep2053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    0:50 that person's battery be lookin like a minecraft seed

    • @derpywastaken1331
      @derpywastaken1331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now I have to try that

    • @SamS-mh8xr
      @SamS-mh8xr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eli Morrison dead joke

    • @swagsterskills470
      @swagsterskills470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SamS-mh8xr your profile picture is also a dead joke

    • @SamS-mh8xr
      @SamS-mh8xr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omar Gomez how can I take offence from this considering I DONT EVEN POST VIDEOS. Dumbass

    • @swagsterskills470
      @swagsterskills470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Turtle Crud this dude got so offended that his comment to me pointing out his profile picture he didn't even like his own comment

  • @sitcomedys3e22
    @sitcomedys3e22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    The four F’s: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and f*cking.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah. That's the joke.

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@McBehrer A joke in a school textbook, that seems implausible.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JutlandAngel
      You've clearly never been to college, then

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@McBehrer Got me there. What other jokes have you seen in school text books?

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JutlandAngel one in a communications textbook, on the differences that appear in people's behavior based on their relative level of privacy.
      It was something like "all one needs to do to get an idea for how this concept works is to consider how one acts when they are alone in front of a bathroom mirror."

  • @joocygoosy4033
    @joocygoosy4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    5:31 it’s just a locker for tall girl to store her size 13 Nike’s

  • @imdonesorry.3852
    @imdonesorry.3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “My favorite color is hitler”
    My innocent eyes didn’t see that until I paused it😂

    • @kimododorkon
      @kimododorkon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @toasty8155
      @toasty8155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what are, "innocent eyes"?

    • @DennisBillington
      @DennisBillington 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think that is was SUPPOSED to say Glitter!

  • @javedakhtar1443
    @javedakhtar1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    “Hi,my name is Michael with a B,and I’m afraid of insects-“
    “Wait,where’s the bee-“
    *_”THERE’S A BEE?!”_*

    • @butterfly_queen234
      @butterfly_queen234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No but seriously *where's the "b"*

    • @fazedlocseryu5093
      @fazedlocseryu5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Butterfly Bunny bi-cheal
      I’m not sorry

    • @Soze-zw1uy
      @Soze-zw1uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What if bike was short for Bicheal and Mike was short for Micycle

    • @generaltullius4511
      @generaltullius4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes he’s too smart to be kept alive!

    • @jbizzle4922
      @jbizzle4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi BSauce, Cichael here.

  • @jinodapuppet
    @jinodapuppet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    3:15
    "Ah, the fisting room!"
    WHY DID YOU SAY THAT SO CASUALLY.

  • @shadeheppner8528
    @shadeheppner8528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Saw a sign once that read:
    PROPHECY CLASSES CANCELED DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUSTANCES

    • @Scarlet-bq6xu
      @Scarlet-bq6xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Someone forgot Darkstalker existed
      (No ones gonna get this)

    • @klaus472
      @klaus472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @athakuiang6108
      @athakuiang6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Scarlet-bq6xu I got that. Wings of Fire. Amazing books

    • @hyu5731
      @hyu5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yuzu han I got kinda bored after the 5th book

    • @athakuiang6108
      @athakuiang6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hyu5731 oof

  • @aidan.benjamin
    @aidan.benjamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    technically some of these should also be r/softwaregore

    • @KrazyCouch2
      @KrazyCouch2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      only*

    • @KrazyCouch2
      @KrazyCouch2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking for this comment.

    • @jellsies
      @jellsies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also r/crappydesign

    • @Cox15
      @Cox15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      /fourthsub

    • @burnerBreakdown
      @burnerBreakdown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/fifthsub

  • @greenat13
    @greenat13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “My favorite color is... Hitler”
    Me: That says, glitter.

    • @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
      @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ...

    • @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
      @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@SuperAnnabella19 I don't think you understood what I was tryin to convey there, sister. Didn't even say anything either, so the whoosh doesn't even make much sense.

    • @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
      @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperAnnabella19 Okay

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SuperAnnabella19 are you 9? Stop acting like it

    • @jandervienlastimozo8744
      @jandervienlastimozo8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep definitely a kid

  • @rosy7732
    @rosy7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    Ok, but why the heck is his voice so damn satisfying lmao

    • @supresso8313
      @supresso8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you seen him in person

    • @rosy7732
      @rosy7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@supresso8313 No... I was talking about his _voice,_ not his _face._

    • @supresso8313
      @supresso8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean that his voice is so much more satisfying in person
      Don't mind me damian
      Senpai
      Also for massive satisfaction go to r/softwaregore 11 you can see the part that i want you to see in r/softwaregore 12
      Alan is everywhere

    • @rosy7732
      @rosy7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supresso8313 oh, ok, sry

    • @supresso8313
      @supresso8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosy7732 No need to be sorry

  • @supergamer303
    @supergamer303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    4:11
    China : exist
    Other asia : “ am i a joke to you?”

  • @dairu21
    @dairu21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    His name is Marcc

    • @cantamer1012
      @cantamer1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm disappointed.

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He protecc
      He atacc
      But most importantly
      His name is Cark

    • @GothitallicaALT
      @GothitallicaALT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ccark

    • @hellohi-sq7lb
      @hellohi-sq7lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh hi marc

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Black Thats a good one lmao.

  • @sam-io9ey
    @sam-io9ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Title: “r/onejob”
    also the title: “marK with a c”
    💀 i love this

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And your name is Hoby with an i.

    • @sam-io9ey
      @sam-io9ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liggliluff it’s jhopes nickname from bts chile-

    • @Jay-il5xj
      @Jay-il5xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your so short hobbit was too long of a word for people to refer to you as (ik its a bts thing)

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      > also the title: “marK with a c”
      I don't see a problem there. Mark is an English word, and sounds like both names in question. The same was done with "Steven with 'ph' " before Cark. I'm more concerned that "Cark" sounds like a puking dog. XD

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Cark is both Marc with a C and Karl with a K.

  • @bananabird1203
    @bananabird1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Me peacefully watching this video:
    Mosquito next to my ear: 🎺🎺🎺🎺

    • @renciks5610
      @renciks5610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hate those guys when im trying to sleep

    • @bananabird1203
      @bananabird1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It dissapeared into the darkness. I think it wants to hunt me down.

    • @anepiccatnamedhector1483
      @anepiccatnamedhector1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      be afraid. be very afraid

    • @anepiccatnamedhector1483
      @anepiccatnamedhector1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepfn2717 dont worry i do
      MeGaLoVaNiA iNtEnSiFiEs

    • @anepiccatnamedhector1483
      @anepiccatnamedhector1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pencilpax9841 yea, during summer we always have our windows open, and occasionally a mosquito comes in and just decided to be annoying, and then i cant sleep for like half an hour before im able to block it out somehow

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    0:47 does that computer run on dark matter or something

    • @thebigbadbeanman
      @thebigbadbeanman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anis BEng that battery is in the negative percent

    • @oyra3567
      @oyra3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anis BEng rettam krad

    • @shallowimage8782
      @shallowimage8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s anti-gravity propelled.

    • @boaz7028
      @boaz7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebigbadbeanman wait really

    • @enderraptorstudios5047
      @enderraptorstudios5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anis BEng Mine runs on Speed-Force

  • @milliehanley1570
    @milliehanley1570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:38
    When you start a new tycoon game with defenses

  • @mr.deadfishy2986
    @mr.deadfishy2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I like how 0:31 is just a still frame from one of Kingani’s vids

    • @EdgeDaBean
      @EdgeDaBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mr. Dead Fishy You’re right XD

    • @luissantiago5163
      @luissantiago5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh shit.XD

    • @lelaine_arts
      @lelaine_arts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mr. Dead Fishy oh my god he watches kingani

    • @jonah5401
      @jonah5401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I didn't notice the pink text. You had r/onejob Damien!

    • @janis7077
      @janis7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lelaine_arts How do you know?

  • @erenhawke3806
    @erenhawke3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Damien, you should look at
    r/ATBGE (Awful Taste But Great Execution)
    r/assholedesign

    • @innerecho9468
      @innerecho9468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E Hawke sounds like LGBTQ

    • @erenhawke3806
      @erenhawke3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khaleel Williams Uh how?

  • @DustyOrange
    @DustyOrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    To be fair, there's some stupid names parents give.
    Such as ffffst. Pronounced Forest. Cause it's 4 Fs.

    • @butterfly_queen234
      @butterfly_queen234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh God where those parents drunk?!?!?

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butterfly Bunny nope, their from Utah, where everyone has a bizarre name

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kviiilyn, pronounced Katelyn.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I get "KVIIIlyn" where you have VIII representing the sound for eight. k-eight-lin. But I don't get "ffffst". The four "f" does not repesent the number four, it's just four of the same letter. It's like saying that "Scotty" should be pronounced "scotwoy" because there's two "t" in the name. The excuse might be because "four" starts with F, so repeat that letter four times, but refer back to my point about "Scotty". Plus if "ffff" would be "for" in this case, the name would be "forst", not "forest".

    • @ciasteczkowymix4347
      @ciasteczkowymix4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Liggliluff frost

  • @somewierdoonline2402
    @somewierdoonline2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This man literally gets paid to laugh.
    I see this as an absolute win!

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You guys are getting PAID?

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Senzie Corn lol

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:44 i just love how the bus driver totally saw it comming. And imediatly began pumping the breakes, because that was a smooth stop.

  • @tayze9008
    @tayze9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:11 I just realised it meant dont be afraid to give blood. Save a life

  • @justanothernumber5567
    @justanothernumber5567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I would like to see Rrareinsults
    (Basically r/murdered by words but more creative)

    • @snowwhitch2514
      @snowwhitch2514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better then that is rarethreats

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snowwhitch2514 r/rareinsults is better you soggy, stale cheese nip

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaijukisser Listen here, you sorry excuse for one-ply soggy toilet paper

    • @kaijukisser
      @kaijukisser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@waffles6280 Calm the fuck down you 30-chromosome inbred Chihuahua

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uniqueclone8020 stop producing blood you bleak vampire pissy

  • @royal__twistt12cringealert91
    @royal__twistt12cringealert91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    5:41 Why is there a rotting banana next to the bread 😂 😂 😂

    • @polesquemoth
      @polesquemoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey guys this is a tutorial about making a rotton gravelwizard!

    • @izzyforman6921
      @izzyforman6921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause why not

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Royal__Twistt 12 [CRINGE ALERT!] lol I just got to the part. For the sandwich

    • @v01dst3rr3m1x
      @v01dst3rr3m1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Royal__Twistt 12 [CRINGE ALERT!] I gave you your 69th like because I am n i c e

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Banana for scale duh

  • @ImTheMarchetti
    @ImTheMarchetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Notice how at 4:25 he clearly says “Hitler” and doesn’t censor it, but at 8:07 when he says hitler again he censored it. I don’t understand.

    • @v01dst3rr3m1x
      @v01dst3rr3m1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, he’s not the editor. The editor may have not heard the first time or something. Personally I don’t think it needs to be censored but TH-camr is finicky these days.

    • @majesticeagle5461
      @majesticeagle5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HarpsichordYT no, its because it says glitter

    • @majesticeagle5461
      @majesticeagle5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avertle it says glitter the first time

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majesticeagle5461 but HE says Hitler

  • @dantenagarjuna811
    @dantenagarjuna811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    4:15 okay, i see there are things wrong....
    But how come you didn’t notice a WHOLE ASS continent missing from a map

    • @taylordobbie3732
      @taylordobbie3732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What one? New Zealand

    • @dantenagarjuna811
      @dantenagarjuna811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@taylordobbie3732 Yes, and also Indonesia

    • @lucasbonkus
      @lucasbonkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait the Philippines ain’t there... so who am I?

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, even the continents that were there were all kinds of wrong.

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Canada is also in one piece.

  • @albinocheesecake6234
    @albinocheesecake6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My guy Damien would have a nice chuckle in r/HolUp

  • @helenehodges3789
    @helenehodges3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hi I’m Mark with a c
    Normal people: Marc
    What no
    Waiter: How could you not get that His name is Cark
    Marck: No I’m Marck

  • @thelingguy
    @thelingguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The fisting rooms, a place to check if it fits.

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAIT, hol up this is more cursed than the original- 🤣🤣

  • @SleepingLotus-vb2yd
    @SleepingLotus-vb2yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “Mark with a C”
    *INTENSE SCREAMING*

  • @dani.munoz.a23
    @dani.munoz.a23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Oh man my new TV finally arrived! Can’t wait to open it!”
    3:02
    “Well I’m gonna go take a nice warm toaster bath”

  • @bunko976
    @bunko976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Two videos in one day two days in a row !?
    The madlad

  • @shimonbiton2163
    @shimonbiton2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:41 lmao the bus driver saw it coming

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thing they did!

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got a glimpse of the future, because he touched the time stone once

  • @klappedcustomperformance5752
    @klappedcustomperformance5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:29 the thumbtacks put holes in the “Willy wrapper” LOL

  • @georgeross5195
    @georgeross5195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *PLOT TWIST: IT WAS SOMEONE NAMED CARK’S COFFEE*

  • @kacpercicharski3431
    @kacpercicharski3431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:57
    Clifford: this is a children's show
    Netflix: [laughs in gore]

  • @codaman127
    @codaman127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:50 I actually yelled out loud at that ramp.

  • @moody3976
    @moody3976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    1:51 I thought that was a tattoo on a guy's arm 🤦

    • @muhammad5978
      @muhammad5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your eyes had one job...

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @Tonyseil
      @Tonyseil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEAH!

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I recommend r/hmmm. You can get really creative with your commentary.

  • @sampaige3259
    @sampaige3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    imagine if the person calling his name had a british accent

    • @majesticeagle5461
      @majesticeagle5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Paige do you mean english

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s funny, so the only one who gets it is not a piece of French bread

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:07 ok so the executioner dropping the guillotine blade might have missed the neck by a little but the job was still done.

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    9:09 TH-cam always has a 1 second discrepancy between the actual time, the time when watching the video and the time on the thumbnail.

    • @otstep5018
      @otstep5018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make a 0 second video and BOOM

  • @rhogar957
    @rhogar957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark with a C
    Most people: Marc
    That one employee: Cark

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If Starbucks have to name a person right, they should do that during April Fools 2020

    • @izzythetrashposter5710
      @izzythetrashposter5710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only name they can get right is Izzy. How do I know that? I wen to Starbucks

    • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
      @bp_cherryblossomtree723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@izzythetrashposter5710 Ah yes, Izzy, I guess they feel sorry about your last name

    • @ashleysanchez1163
      @ashleysanchez1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m surprised they usually get my name right. I’ve seen so many different spellings, Ashlee, Ashleigh, Ashly, etc. but they always seem to spell it right

  • @javedakhtar1443
    @javedakhtar1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    4:25
    *ahh yes,hitler is such a ‘nice’ colour (jk)*
    (Also,since when was ‘glitter’ a colour)

    • @zombie_slaya_6669
      @zombie_slaya_6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/wooooosh

    • @kensai7703
      @kensai7703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Zombie_Slaya_66 that’s not a whoosh

    • @Horchata0206
      @Horchata0206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asuayy they're learning. We must help them

    • @javedakhtar1443
      @javedakhtar1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -is glitter actually a colour-

    • @painslut
      @painslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@javedakhtar1443
      I-
      If you're serious, no
      If you're not, totally

  • @squid8635
    @squid8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:15 This reminds me of a story my grandfather told me. He said he paid a lot of money to see a famous violin player. The music was fine, but there was a big pillar and he couldn’t see them playing. Everyone else would be muttering things like ‘such passion!’ Because the violin player would be making movements as they played, but my grandfather couldn’t see it.

  • @becausewhynot6175
    @becausewhynot6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    no one:
    not a soul:
    guy: my name is Cark with an M
    server: ok Camk, debit or credit
    guy: *facepalms*

    • @LucidMlem
      @LucidMlem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Carm

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LucidMlem Reminds me when I got an entire set of kitchen and serving staff to respond only to 'Dave'. There were no Daves there otherwise. A manager finally found out why no one was responding and started shouting 'Fine fine! Dave, or whatever, mop the floor!' and everyone stopped doing what they were doing and started mopping , fighting over the mops....

  • @echo8205
    @echo8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When you said "triple A" my sister asked what trip-fil-a is... Lmao

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:58 that TV actually goes through the wall lol. I’ve seen the photo of the other side of the wall, and it’s just fricking hilarious 🤣

  • @sytharsenal
    @sytharsenal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    4:17
    r/mildlyinfuriated when you didnt notice the weird shape of China which is super obvious lol

    • @ObitoUchihaisgay
      @ObitoUchihaisgay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he just didnt point everything out? Did you seriously expect him to comment on everything? Why isnt your comment mentioning that Africa obviously isnt a country?

    • @sytharsenal
      @sytharsenal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ObitoUchihaisgay no, not serious at all lol

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also how Canada looks like a normal country rather then Swiss cheese

    • @Daksh_31._z
      @Daksh_31._z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theguythatasked6400 I'm from Canada and I agree lol

  • @Socrates423
    @Socrates423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Oh boy, I have trouble with the three squares. That shape is hard

    • @shallowimage8782
      @shallowimage8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s almost as bad as the Not A Cube

    • @TheGearJamminDeer
      @TheGearJamminDeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @OffsetAirplane 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 tell me this was a Demolition Man reference?

  • @Rainbow_Rose
    @Rainbow_Rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just choked on my laughter because the first thing my brain came up with for 1:08 was “Is that supposed to be Marie Antoinette?” Why can’t I be this funny around other people, lmao.

  • @peenixtrite
    @peenixtrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:00 _I guess you could say.... there was AAAAAA?_
    *_I'll go._*

    • @cbf9871
      @cbf9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah..

    • @lShadow426l
      @lShadow426l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sextuple A

    • @etanu8308
      @etanu8308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I just made that comment without seeing this one... I’ll delete it

  • @EigengrauMonitor
    @EigengrauMonitor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:12
    Can we just appreciate how sad and adorable this Pikachu looks

    • @Intelligence_Core3
      @Intelligence_Core3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cave Johnson voice: Look at that sad little Pikachu. Heh heh

  • @vojtsn
    @vojtsn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:10 this is basically Americans doing geography

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *The British drawing lines on a map in Africa and the Middle East:* 👀

    • @daytongamerx4506
      @daytongamerx4506 ปีที่แล้ว

      This map is broken

  • @sorryimflatlining4875
    @sorryimflatlining4875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    R/churchdrama it seems stupid but if you go to best of all time there are some really good stories

  • @semiscreen5130
    @semiscreen5130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:08
    no one:
    not a single soul:
    reddit: *thirst floor*

  • @jonbovi4121
    @jonbovi4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The person that was driving that AAA can had as many brain cells as the voltage in an AAA battery

  • @acehoundberry7342
    @acehoundberry7342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:23 Wunderbar in German MEANS wonderful :P
    And fritz tornow was actually Hitler's dog handler (thanks Google)

  • @blehh_mae
    @blehh_mae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:16 actually every youtube video has an extra second added to it for the thumbnail for some reason

    • @joshth647
      @joshth647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:12
      You got it wrong, chief.

    • @AustinLineKJB
      @AustinLineKJB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because TH-cam rounds the fractional seconds up.

  • @Lufy..
    @Lufy.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:57 “Astromoners”😂

  • @Recyclabled
    @Recyclabled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:39 when you’re on a roblox typhoon game and you can’t afford the walls yet

  • @venquevellich9205
    @venquevellich9205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *Going To StarBucks*
    Cashier: Hello Welcome To StarBucks Can I Take your order?
    Me: Can You Give me A Frape Please
    Cashier: Okay What Is your name?
    Me: "CJ"
    Cashier: HOw dO YoU SpELl iT?

  • @samschannel531
    @samschannel531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:32 the arrangement with them stacked too. They have that at my school and during period changes and the bell, everybody would be climbing on top of each other to get to their locker.

  • @Syiepherze
    @Syiepherze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    0:20 It's pronounced "twenty-twerd" and "twenty-thirth".

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they are: fir-st, seco-nd, thi-rd, four-th
      so you get: firnd, fird, firth / secost, secord, secoth / thist, thind, thith / fourst, fournd, fourd
      twenty-secord and twenty-thith

  • @michaelno1865
    @michaelno1865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:57 "Astro-M-o-N-ers"
    you had one job mai dud.

  • @Berivokcs
    @Berivokcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:19
    We had a classroom where one light, ONE FRICKING LIGHT would always flicker, and we couldn't focus at the teacher, because the unless the lights were off, they would distract us, and make it almost impossible to write, because when the light would flicker, the paper would burn our eyes out, because it shined because of the lamp, and it flashed so quickly, it would technically kill our eyes.
    Ps: I used so many becauses in this comment.

  • @ohayquee
    @ohayquee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:11 I hate how everyone thinks this is real, its just youtube saying its 2 seconds because of the algorithm. When you watch the video, it says 1 second long.

  • @oocobolGaming
    @oocobolGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *c a r k*
    on 5st floor with floating phone by smith something
    4:27
    1:59

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      5th*

    • @skyallda8605
      @skyallda8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@domeen0gt895 woooosh

    • @BlankBlonk
      @BlankBlonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Biscut dud woosh

    • @HamuelPter
      @HamuelPter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Biscut dud r/wooooooooosh

    • @shloom
      @shloom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biscut dud because 5st is in the video, he’s making a joke about it

  • @SuperDupTNT
    @SuperDupTNT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    EmKay: they look like flash game characters
    Me: RIP flash

  • @NoNo-wu5vi
    @NoNo-wu5vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I won the spelling bee and got a certificate saying “congratulations on winning the spelling bee of Hartley elemetnary schl”

  • @timeless9951
    @timeless9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:56 That's actually correct. The "four F's", as I was taught them, are "food, fight, flight, and fuck". But books can't always say the same things as teachers, so the easily remembered and often taught term "four f's" has to be cansored.

  • @ravewickej907
    @ravewickej907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just as you read the "and won't spare you the gory details" I got hit with an old spice whistle

  • @DC4444
    @DC4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:33 So that's why they went out of business.

  • @unrulygoblin6807
    @unrulygoblin6807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When you said “My favorite color is Hitler”, it actually says “My favorite color is glitter”. I still like yours more though. 4:26

    • @izimari
      @izimari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really hope you're joking.

  • @Jessyjames24
    @Jessyjames24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:40 In Québec, we have a "traditional" dish called "Pain Sandwich" that uses that type of bread. It's rare though and I haven't seen one in my life. It's from the US. That dish is made with bread, ham, eggs, and chicken if I remember correctly; you know the type you make into sandwiches? Each slice of bread has one of the previous ingredients and they are stacked on one another. Then you cover that with cream cheese (some do it with Cheez Whiz, but that seems disgusting to me). Haven't eaten it, can't tell if it's good. It's usually eaten during Christmas time.

  • @bleentrean5849
    @bleentrean5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:04 You covered the Hitl*r on the first scene, then only covered the bottom Hitl*r on the second scene.
    You had one Job.

  • @JotaInu
    @JotaInu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This thumbnail predicted the future

  • @RandomAstronaut626
    @RandomAstronaut626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:16
    Ok as an Aussie my self that is not what the point of Australia looks like mannnnn

  • @the_bargain_bin
    @the_bargain_bin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    oh so that’s how Cark got his name

  • @Shrimpyfriedrice
    @Shrimpyfriedrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:14 just this evil laugh... It's so amazing

  • @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness
    @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:42 I shared this with my mom and she deadpan responds "you only find that on college campuses" 💀

  • @officerdough4080
    @officerdough4080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:17
    I hate when my mom tells me to go try something on in the fisting room

  • @クロヴェスタル
    @クロヴェスタル 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chills: BuRgEr KinG fOoT LEtTuCe
    Me: *Turns subtitles and mutes youtube*
    EmKay: says a word
    Me: *Satisfied*

  • @dunno7844
    @dunno7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Therapist: Long bread isn't real, it can't hurt you.'
    Baguettes: The day I lost my identity...

  • @wrappedandmoistpotatoes5476
    @wrappedandmoistpotatoes5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:57 he rly thinks we’re gonna be a species on July 1, 2103

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You really hope we gonna die in less the 100 years huh?

    • @Prototype_Gamez
      @Prototype_Gamez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkneko13 you mean 83

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We literally survived the year of 536 and then *forgot* about it, we as a species are gonna be fine.

  • @nthe7579
    @nthe7579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:23
    **reads 23th**
    “25th”
    r/onejob

  • @alextung8285
    @alextung8285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This might be too late but
    At 3:45, yes the straws are too short. But if you look closely at the bottom, you see the point portion is actually smaller. Once you take it out, you actually stretch the straw out. So no, it was actually a pretty clever design

    • @v01dst3rr3m1x
      @v01dst3rr3m1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem was that it block the g on grape making it say something much less pleasant

  • @thefishmin
    @thefishmin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think I know who Cark is now...

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1.5 seconds in and I'm already dying at "twenty thith"

  • @lordofthunder4065
    @lordofthunder4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:12 Nah, nah, nah, that's just the Queen's chest opening to shoot a spiked tounge at a nearby crewmate

  • @Snapfuba
    @Snapfuba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bird at 2:48 is the scarlet tananger. Don't know why I told you that

    • @aebhosor4835
      @aebhosor4835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I was gonna ask what bird it is so I guess it helped

  • @howveryinaccurate3515
    @howveryinaccurate3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i just happened to be watching ur channel and i go back to the channel home screen and i found that u uploaded. i am currently speaking before i watch the video lmao