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  • @thecactuscat01
    @thecactuscat01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2698

    That underwear is an SCP, someone needs to call the Foundation.

    • @asdraanimationl118
      @asdraanimationl118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      But why not make someone you hate use them.

    • @clem-lv2rw
      @clem-lv2rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@asdraanimationl118 And then call the foundation. So they either keep the guy or kill him on the spot.

    • @Zeragamba
      @Zeragamba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or let the Federal Bureau of Control take it.

    • @asdraanimationl118
      @asdraanimationl118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@clem-lv2rwI like your way of thinking.

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bruh he literally calls it an SCP in the narration

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    As someone who knows historians, all of those are true, you won’t believe what I learned about Hildria from Medieval England.

    • @lookatmyprofilepicplz5613
      @lookatmyprofilepicplz5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wha did ya learn

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Was it dangerous?

    • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
      @The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Can I know about Hildria? Who is Hildria? What atrocities have been committed?

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And are you detectives?

    • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
      @The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@inyoface05 they figure out the shit that no one really knows about.

  • @lyssag.3081
    @lyssag.3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    An actual conversation in french:
    “Ca va?”
    “Ca va!”
    “Ca va”
    𝐸𝑁𝐷

    • @SparkDragon42
      @SparkDragon42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      underated comment

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I got utterly cheated out of my language classes but yeah. Checks out.

    • @soramikami4383
      @soramikami4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meaning?

    • @SparkDragon42
      @SparkDragon42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@soramikami4383 i think the best translation i can give is :
      "ok?" ("are you ok ?")
      "ok!" ("i am ok!")
      "ok" ("ok")
      (each time it's like "it's ok")

    • @soramikami4383
      @soramikami4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SparkDragon42 ok, very cool. You are a good man.

  • @Amalgam-01
    @Amalgam-01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    cat permit sounds more like a permit that makes it to where you can own more than the max amount of cats instead of a permit for cats to be cats.

    • @OwenOfElliott
      @OwenOfElliott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ma'am do you have a permit for 14 cats?

    • @goatcat2737
      @goatcat2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You'll never take me and my army of cats alive

    • @schr4pnel
      @schr4pnel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait theres a maximum amount of cats??? my grandma has 11 xF

    • @p.t.557
      @p.t.557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It rather sounds like a permit to act as a cat. The only way to own more than what exists...

    • @Asinglegrainofsand
      @Asinglegrainofsand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My friend once had 27, she had to give them all away except 2 so she could move

  • @ECXLEvan
    @ECXLEvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    My dog is called Dave and I can confirm that that boring human names post is accurate

    • @dragonblast4854
      @dragonblast4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My dog is called Mike, it's funny

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dog
      brian
      humor

    • @mavenmargaret8259
      @mavenmargaret8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And my dog's name is Jake!

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a lil doggo called Larry.

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steve. She’s female, and there’s a story behind it

  • @_a_random_muffin_
    @_a_random_muffin_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Did you know: 1:52 that is *exactly* how us italians pronunce "testosterone"

    • @dareggymeal
      @dareggymeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      *distant mario wahoo*

    • @lucasknox9694
      @lucasknox9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@dareggymeal Now I imagine Mario with so much testosterone he looks like a Jojo character and I'm not sure how to feel about it

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      As a Italian descendant, I can 100% confirm.

    • @localloserkid
      @localloserkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      As an Italian trans person, I can confirm

    • @clemente3966
      @clemente3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lucasknox9694
      Watch Terminalmontage's video of speedrunner Mario vs Melee fox then, maybe you will
      Sure, it would be only the top, but I think that would be enough

  • @TheInkyAbys
    @TheInkyAbys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    As an Asexual I can confirm I have a life ruining addiction to drawing dinosaurs and eating mac and cheese

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not even the cheese... just the mac

    • @starkeeper_youtube
      @starkeeper_youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't draw dinosaurs I draw dragons is that ok

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@starkeeper_youtube YES

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@starkeeper_youtube what are dragons hut dinosaurs with wings?

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Okay The domesticated rock looks like a hot water bottle, it's cosiness is a false image

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Aphobic types be like: "How can I mind my own business if you have no business to mind??? EVERYONE HAS BUSINESS!"

    • @thelocalwitch2405
      @thelocalwitch2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They must be jealous that we don't fall prey to mortal temptations.

    • @morningglorymoth
      @morningglorymoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I’ll just be over here eating an entire box of kraft Mac and cheese

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Asexual's businesses are garlic bread, mac and cheese and cake

    • @AriKnits
      @AriKnits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      They're terrified that we don't fall prey to aphrodites dumb plots. Like, seriously, every awful idea seems to lead back to someone trying to get into someone else's pants.
      Without that weakness, we are unstoppable.

    • @radiantred4158
      @radiantred4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Aphobics are afraid we'll take all the extra cheesy mac and dinosaur nuggets

  • @MrPrez1dent
    @MrPrez1dent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    My dog's name is Jack, trust me, I've had to claify "My dog Jack." and it's become second hand shiz I say when talking about my dog.

    • @karimariesk4551
      @karimariesk4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i had "luis the cat" his name wasnt just luis, it was luis the cat and i loved telling people he was called that 10/10 would recommend

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Our dog's name is Raven, to complete strangers it might sound like I'm talking about a lady friend since she likes to cuddle. My friends know better lmao

    • @dangerousboop
      @dangerousboop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cat is called Charlotte but we call her Lottie because when I was little I liked Charlie and Lola ( she had a sister that we named Lola ) so we changed Charlie to Charlotte and we call her lottie so much that she doesn’t know Charlotte is her name

  • @BlitzerXYZ
    @BlitzerXYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Transghetti is what spaghetti should be called during pride month

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Think about it also. Spaghetti starts off in one form but transitions to another when you cook it.

    • @mariuchiha4664
      @mariuchiha4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Blitz You are a genius!

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Inhales through the nose deeply* YES

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If we have transgetti, would we have the entire spectrum of LGBT+ pasta?

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why must we limit ourselves to spaghetti? What about macaroni? Lasagna?

  • @hellboytroy3816
    @hellboytroy3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    3:37, If those pants were a scp they’d most likely be safe lvl, but my question is, for those that know scp doctors, if we put them on doctor Gerald, would it cause twice the chaos or cancel them both out?
    And for those that don’t know scp lore, dr Gerald is a doctor who seems to be anomalously bad luck itself, always ending up injured and wounded in even the simplest task. My favorite one was a report from clef who found him being choked to death by his tie because of a paper shredder, in which clef said “ I was gonna walk away... but it was just to sad to look at.”

    • @doggoruiningartworks
      @doggoruiningartworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly, this comment is the most scp lore I’ve ever learned in all my years of living, so thank you

    • @HyacinthTheArtist
      @HyacinthTheArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's scp?

    • @blurguy171711111
      @blurguy171711111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HyacinthTheArtist oh man what a question. So physically, its a "wiki" with thousands of entries for "anomalous" objects that act outside of what is normal or could be considered possible. Many being horrific and extremely dangerous, some even world ending. To extend on that, the SCP universe is, well, the universe(s) where these objects exist and where the data for the wiki was gathered. The titular SCP Foundation (Secure, Contain, Protect; this also happens to be their motto) is a massive organization that collects and locks away as many of these entities as possible. These entries are all efforts in creative writing by many many people and was started by one dumb 4chan post about SCP-173.
      I think that's accurate lol.

    • @HyacinthTheArtist
      @HyacinthTheArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blurguy171711111 thanks, I was confused

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for explaining the lore beneath! /gen

  • @daarta_g6759
    @daarta_g6759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Now that we know that pm likes scp, we need to convince him to do scp readings

    • @blablabla798
      @blablabla798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Y E S*

    • @kkhomestuck4127
      @kkhomestuck4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I NEED HIM TO READ 999

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please no. That would mean most likely delving into Trevor Henderson. I’ve seen enough Siren Head and DEFINITELY enough Cartoon Cat.

    • @paulinedulay6136
      @paulinedulay6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should read the abridged version of incident 239-B

    • @o5-7firefox
      @o5-7firefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justin2308 Why? They're completely seperate.

  • @justapastelrainbowalpaca3007
    @justapastelrainbowalpaca3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The ace representation: *says that it's okay to not want to kiss people*
    Me and most aspecs knowing that it's actually aromantic representation they're talking about: *just gon wait*

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1:56
    "Testosteroni! Come get all your transgettis!"
    Me: "Yes, please!"

    • @maxandcrewreviews6918
      @maxandcrewreviews6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok. Lol

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxandcrewreviews6918 There's a spider in your room, watch out

    • @catboy8722
      @catboy8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same thing

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When you think about it, we’ve had people who dress up as cats since Ancient Egypt

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And we still don't have Cat Girls..I mean what actually gives...nyan.

  • @confusedmochi6520
    @confusedmochi6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    5:04
    I KNOW, RIGJT?!? It’s so stupid. Just let me eat my cake and vibe dude.

    • @zariagibson1694
      @zariagibson1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let us have cake!

    • @amethyst_cat9532
      @amethyst_cat9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let us eat cake and watch How to Train Your Dragon movies!

    • @lucasknox9694
      @lucasknox9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Does Aphrodite truly hold no power you?

    • @confusedmochi6520
      @confusedmochi6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucas Knox
      Whomst?

    • @confusedmochi6520
      @confusedmochi6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Phantom
      ThAt wAsnT veRy cOmmUnISm oF yOu, fRiEnD

  • @rhodrithornber7662
    @rhodrithornber7662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a brit i can vibe with that feeling "oh god not the French"

  • @batsnghostz
    @batsnghostz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Gossips who tease the dead

  • @attractivecrayon7579
    @attractivecrayon7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I stopped listening to “touch-tone telephone” for this. Feel proud, for that is not an easy task.

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      cAUSE I'M THE RIGHT ONE,

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ON MY ToUCH ToNE, ToUCH ToNE TELEPHONE!

    • @imthetrashman8620
      @imthetrashman8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’m the onLy onE on your AM AM rAdiO

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I TRY TO CALL YOU EVERYDAY I'M REHEARSING WHAT TO SAY

    • @lamorozec901
      @lamorozec901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I try to call you every day
      I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out

  • @Skarix
    @Skarix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    When you’re fluent in French and an English speaking guy says “bonneJOore”
    I know you did your best and all, and you should be congratulated for even trying, but it’s the equivalent of a French guy saying “Offe KUwrse”

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      and this is why there is a warning label on the French

    • @FoxDyed27
      @FoxDyed27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@PMSeymour oh snap, oh spaghetti os, oh pussy cat of heaven nó.

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BonneJo....

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      as a French, parodying my own language is the funniest shit ever

    • @clemente3966
      @clemente3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a French, I find these jokes a peasant level of French joke.
      Now, reading a french text with lots of complicated words with that bad accent plus the nobility part of the accent, that's the shit I would be talking about if it was ever made.

  • @JikuAraiguma
    @JikuAraiguma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:39
    I can attest to this. I have owned precisely one pair of these in my entire life. I wore them seldom. One of the few times I wore them, I... well, storytime.
    Back in high school, I was late for class because my locker wouldn't open and I needed to get my textbooks, It was jammed or something. The halls were empty, except for two girls passing behind me. I was eventually able to force my locker open and threw my arms up in celebration, shouting YES! Not two seconds later, my pants fell to my ankles, showing my boxers to the pair of girls walking by. You know that laugh you do when something scary/sudden/shocking happens and you lurch forward a bit with an OH before you start laughing? Yeah, they did that laugh.

  • @fizzyinksoda2315
    @fizzyinksoda2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Fun fact: Leon Kuwata from the Danganronpa series is the only character in the series who's name starts with the letter L.
    11037 just so happens to spell his name upside down flipped and with the points of one of the numbers in 11 connected.
    Therefore in my odd opinion, Leon Kuwata took the biggest loss of all of Danganronpa.

    • @Xx_Oleander_xX
      @Xx_Oleander_xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought it started with 1

    • @submariNervous
      @submariNervous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Xx_Oleander_xX No, it starts with a 7 the 1 is at the end.

    • @sweetasterium
      @sweetasterium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11037

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:46
    When I was around 10, my neighbor thought it'd be funny to name his dog Arfer Doglas [Like on Green Acres, with Arthur Douglas]
    He even gave Arfer a bowtie.

  • @echo9001
    @echo9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I always get pissed when someone says that asexuals arent at all interested in relationships. It just means they arent interested in anything sexual. There is a difference between that and aromantic, which is no interest in relationships. Someone can be asexual and still have a S/O that they kiss and do normal couple stuff other than sexual stuff with. Thank you for reading my rant, but this is literally me.

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:28 A majority of the words Shakespeare made were one of two types: Turning a noun into a verb (to elbow someone out of the way, to toe off a shoe) or making a compound word out of a phrase (ball of the eye -> eyeball). So really, if you wanna make a nice Shakespearean word, all you gotta do is say something like, idk... ahh I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my footsole

  • @choog2752
    @choog2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    There’s a spider in my room and I can’t find it

    • @MMS-mb3qs
      @MMS-mb3qs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Burn the room

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Is he paying rent?

    • @imthetrashman8620
      @imthetrashman8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that’s the spider’s room now

    • @void-9572
      @void-9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN LAVA LAUNCHER?!

    • @watergamer6446
      @watergamer6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think hot water can lure out a spider

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    4:54 That would be aromantics, but hooray for recognizing the bs standards of others nonetheless.

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m still questioning if I’m actually pansexual or just panromantic asexual…
      *confused screaming*

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@irishuisman1450 take your time, my dude! if you want a bit of advice, i mistook my body repulsion for asexuality. i am 100% sexually active, at the time i just couldn't stand my body existing bc it made me want to puke whenever i looked at it.
      if that doesn't speak to you, no biggie, it's just that i noticed a few of my friends went through the same ordeal. but really take ur time and don't rush things, n make sure you get sex education (like actual proper sex ed, even if that means googling everything yourself) whether or not you think you're ace. it's still important to learn about how to keep our reproductive organs healthy! :3

    • @darcycrossingbooks
      @darcycrossingbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@irishuisman1450 It's ok, take your time. It's also ok to change labels if you find something more fitting, or also because sometimes sexuality is fluid, or to not use labels at all.

    • @sall45able
      @sall45able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its asexuals as well. But the person put kissing as a censor. I personally am grossed out at the idea of kissing. Its gross, and i feel like an elementary school student when i say that.

    • @ghostnebula8805
      @ghostnebula8805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sall45able I also find kissing gross. Me being a germaphobe likely exasperates this.

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me: Sees something funny
    MY throat: Issues a demonic high-pitched screech from the pits of *HELL*

  • @nickkurzy2246
    @nickkurzy2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "SCP

  • @wyntertheicewyvern6226
    @wyntertheicewyvern6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:54 I think the lack of acceptance come from how both sex and romance have become so normalized in most societies and cultures. People both in and out of the LGBT community have, for lack of better terminology, fetishized sex and romance so much that they simply refuse to believe there are people that don't want either. It really pisses me off when LGBT people stigmatize Ace-Aro, since LGBT people have dealt with stigmatizing attitudes.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:45 [Conductor's FLYING ACROSS THE ORCHESTRA]
    This the most MOVING part of the play Q_Q

  • @frontiergames5227
    @frontiergames5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Aw yeah. Cat permit and cat crimes

  • @jhonnythejeccer6022
    @jhonnythejeccer6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That perfectly cut scream in the end made my night, thank you

  • @EepyIya
    @EepyIya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The last part should be in a perfectly cut screams video-

  • @Joryho
    @Joryho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:00 I actually DID find myself. His name is chris and he’s a great friend, we got pretty similar interests.

  • @darkproductions8742
    @darkproductions8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    To anyone asexual reading this:
    Who wants a free very platonic friendly hug?
    To anyone else:
    Who wants a free hug?
    Disclaimer:
    Hugs can only he claimed over the internet by the most adorable and kind people. This is everyone that doesn't respond anything homophobic, transphobic, or anything else derogatory.
    Hugs can only be redeemed from at least 6 feet away.
    This is totally not just a trick to get free hugs and get a few asexual friends

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you accept a hug from my cat

    • @darcycrossingbooks
      @darcycrossingbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do want a hug actually. Platonic friendly hugs are the best (alongside parental units ones of course). So : H U G

    • @ricketchu
      @ricketchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here's a hug! (っ╹v╹ )っ

    • @TheQueerLeaf
      @TheQueerLeaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d love a hug

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite things about these is how you have designated, consistent voices for Gaud and Pukicho. Really makes them come alive.

  • @tuesdaywithanh
    @tuesdaywithanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People who are ace and aro: Aphrodite has no power over me!

  • @Soul_Slayer
    @Soul_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:09
    OP has clearly never lived in Ireland before. Our seasons are 'the 4-in-1 season', 'A mix of rain and descent weather' (with the entire country turning into Phoenix Arizona during exam season just to spite students), 'Normal amount of rain', and 'OMFG MAKE IT STOP I'M DROWNING 24/7 WTF IS THIS?!'.
    (Also, I'm not joking. An Irish spring always features sunshine, cloudy, rain, lightning, thunderstorms, snow, and if you're lucky, a mini-hurricane. We literally have all four seasons squashed into one just so the rest of the year can be rainy af.)

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my gaaa...why would anyone what Phoenix? It's hell-hot there. And the people don't like to be rained upon even though they'd still be drier than the standard amount of perspiration.

  • @bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901
    @bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can always count on P.M. to give me humour at 2.30AM

  • @goguirina9178
    @goguirina9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pm, if you see this, I want to thank you. I just had nasal surgery yesterday, which may I say was my first time getting surgery. Your videos help distract me from the harsh pain and nausea that comes in waves, and they help improve my mood. Thank you for making these, they’ve made my recovery process so much easier.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The 99% Audience Score is actually from Book 1 having "the Great Divide" in it.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fair

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Melody Ackerman Yes, were Aang lies to save the day.

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Oh look, it's the Great Divide!"
      "Eh. Let's just keep going."

  • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
    @ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 That is the second cutest moth I have ever seen

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also, at the end of the French one, Gavin screams.

  • @SunFlared
    @SunFlared 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:09 I agree with this 100%. There was a full on storm earlier today, it was great, it was raining to the point where it was difficult to see even 10 feet in front of you, but then within 8 or maybe 9 minutes, it was clear skies, no storm in sight

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:21
    *Rule Britannia plays*

  • @Rhino-Prime
    @Rhino-Prime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:06 its called hating everyone or being to nervous to ask anyone out

  • @Sam_Dabboi
    @Sam_Dabboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:32 is me when I see French as one of my classes

  • @laineylarsen245
    @laineylarsen245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen that last one before but it gets me every time thank you for voicing that one it was delightful.
    also re: the sheet music post - it was CLEARLY a DEcrescendo

  • @shinesoul7472
    @shinesoul7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:42
    There this is the time stamp for the ‘Cat permit’ segment

  • @jessienewman3879
    @jessienewman3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta love the support from PM for everybody, most especially the aces since we don't get a whole lot of representation from people 💜

  • @daffyhat
    @daffyhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:09 Clearly Tumblr user animedads has never been to Kansas where it rains for actual days at a time. This is not an exaggeration. We don't get rain often, but when we do, it never stops. It will rain on and off(off periods usually last about an hour at the longest)for a full week before we see the sun again.

  • @ninjadragongamer6861
    @ninjadragongamer6861 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:35 What a Chobblesome idea

    • @lyloyal
      @lyloyal 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ninjadragongamer6861 AUGH 💔🐚🦀

  • @christianmoralesortiz4688
    @christianmoralesortiz4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THANK YOU ,FINALLY, SOMEONE STAND UP FOR ASEXUALS!!!!!!!!

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Question: Are you going to steal all the Mac n Cheese ?

    • @ravelterthetraveler
      @ravelterthetraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clothar23 They can't, I already stole it all.

    • @christianmoralesortiz4688
      @christianmoralesortiz4688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@clothar23 me: *asexual smile* yes, yes we will.

    • @christianmoralesortiz4688
      @christianmoralesortiz4688 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@ravelterthetraveler *NANI???!!!!*
      *jojo pose*

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok the ending was classy, that was perfect. I applaud your editing prowess.

  • @RoemDaug
    @RoemDaug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love SCP-

  • @claudiaperi4990
    @claudiaperi4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:28 some perfectly cromulent words

  • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
    @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:14 what type of moth is this? I must know

    • @caramelcopcat
      @caramelcopcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ribzcagez! A cute one

    • @dareggymeal
      @dareggymeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If I am not mistaken, that is an Orange-tipped Oakworm/ Peigler's Oakworm moth ( _Anisota Senatoria_ ). They can grow up to 30mm-50mm in length, so they are big floofy moths! They come from the Eastern parts of North America, but can be found in Florida too

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dareggymeal ty :D

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Warm boy moth

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

  • @gardenofeden1587
    @gardenofeden1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This brightened my day, thank you kind sir

  • @bitsbitz
    @bitsbitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The second I mentioned you, you posted again

  • @nekiguess8304
    @nekiguess8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do these videos fill me with an unreasonable amount of joy

  • @thomass2505
    @thomass2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You'll want it to rain for longer periods of time, untill it rains for 3 days straight. Literally, we had a hurricane hit florida in late September, and my city got caught by an edge. She, or it I guess since it was in the Greek alphabet, moved so slow that we had the straight days of rain. It never stopped, only lightened up enough that the dogs would go outside to pee.
    It sucked. Because with quarantine you can sit outside in your backyard or front yard and your fine, you're away from everyone and get some air.
    That monster was awful, didn't even take out the wifi, just made it so bad you could hardly use it.

  • @adorabomber123
    @adorabomber123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:00 My perception of this meme is forever changed

  • @cordeliajackson8615
    @cordeliajackson8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MONCH on the FORBIDDEN TOAST

    • @hiagain1463
      @hiagain1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOO HE'S TOO CUTEE

  • @VampireJester
    @VampireJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That perfectly cut scream almost made me lose it. XD Well done Pat. Well done.

  • @amprice2727
    @amprice2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I was early. So early I can't read the other comments!

  • @candyeggs1089
    @candyeggs1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:36 I’m too much of a Starkid fan, so whenever I see this, all I can think of is Achmed. And we all know NO ONE REMEMBERS ACHMED.

  • @notinorder9630
    @notinorder9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The statement about asexuals... Makes me feel validated...

  • @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02
    @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I'm laughing more and more with every new video. Tumblr really upped their game with the posts that you find, Seymour.

  • @woos057
    @woos057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else thinking we should let him voice some Handsome Jack quotes

  • @joeblack6379
    @joeblack6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the posts that make Pat high pitched screaming. It will never not be funny.

  • @twotimesj6478
    @twotimesj6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not first.
    Now laugh.

  • @bluprint27
    @bluprint27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:53 The way he said "Testosterone" it's actually the italian translation of testosterone.
    You nailed it.

  • @izoraiza7169
    @izoraiza7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    at 5:15 i'm asexual...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I was just eating Mac n Cheese earlier...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I own the well of immortality...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I stole it from them...

    • @anonymouspuppy
      @anonymouspuppy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao same

  • @uljk5699
    @uljk5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:50 Original Classics composers: * cries in envy *

  • @imthetrashman8620
    @imthetrashman8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WOW IM EARLY WHAT-

  • @farewell.wanderlust
    @farewell.wanderlust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "give pets boring human names"
    me, petting my cat, clyde: h u h

  • @cassbur8573
    @cassbur8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm early of one 😊

  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hearing him pronounce Chinken Nunget has become one of the greatest moments of my life.

  • @bobthet-rex2718
    @bobthet-rex2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    For whatever reason bonjour followed by a cut of scream had me in stitches.

  • @thejazzge4774
    @thejazzge4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    p.m. is EXACTLY what I need after a long, draining day. thank you

  • @dicegerry5127
    @dicegerry5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES! I super needed this video today.

  • @Emunah_
    @Emunah_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @PM Seymour you make my day a little better every time you post something. I've laughed at least once on every post you've done from this tumblr series. Thank you for that, and hope you have a good week. 😄

  • @sivalley
    @sivalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That feeling when ancient posts made my your actual friends show up in a Tumblr Reads. . . I am a grateful demi-goddess, I will only give you a confused scowl.

  • @bellamoonlight6806
    @bellamoonlight6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The scream cutting off at the end tho. *perfection*

  • @scullduggerouscellaphod2355
    @scullduggerouscellaphod2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that scream at the end has made me laugh out loud for the first time in months

  • @Myrkul-D
    @Myrkul-D 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love his perfectly cut screams so much

  • @Dragonling07
    @Dragonling07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been watching these for a while, i love the binge compilations but these make my brain so goddamn happy

  • @robynrose4656
    @robynrose4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last post pulled me out of depression for 5 minutes

  • @xtentasticx
    @xtentasticx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:34 I read the entire post before he had finished saying it
    and I was powerless to stop him from completing it

  • @galvanizeddreamer2051
    @galvanizeddreamer2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the rain one, someone has never been to NC. It has literally rained all day, and has not stopped for a single minute.

  • @kittymama9186
    @kittymama9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to admit,That wavy brick wall looks cool AF and I would love to have something as bizarre as that for yard or house decor.

  • @BlitzerXYZ
    @BlitzerXYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Post is here

  • @thepic4032
    @thepic4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a person who is currently studying the French Language, you should fear it. It is something that must be feared. It keeps me up all day and night fearing for my future and my french grade with it's confusing mind games.

  • @JessTheReader
    @JessTheReader 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂That last bit about the French really got me. ROTFLOL!😂😂😂

  • @bradylumsden3057
    @bradylumsden3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cat permits made me so happy I began to vibrate

    • @bradylumsden3057
      @bradylumsden3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to clarify I was vibrating for strictly good reasons

  • @nightwolfkakana
    @nightwolfkakana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voices you do, make these post reading more hilarious, thank you so much. I needed a good laugh :)

  • @Jmanfire2105
    @Jmanfire2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:45 I like the slow transformation to the british accent

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    To anyone who wants to know what it's like when it rains a lot, move to Bergen, Norway. It rains about 90% of the year iirc. One time there hadn't been any rain for about a week or two in summer and the residents became worried because of it.