How to Pass The Pepper While Social Distancing
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- Use this fool-proof method for completely safe, germ-free passing of condiments across the table.
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“Can you pass the wine?”
Table : *Sweating profusely*
Table passes water and jesus instead
@@knightvinegar7826 what
@@carpetjam1264 Praise the lord
3:34 Lmao, the table is done.
@@TheDJCatface I am very confused
Table: *Flips over*
Pepper: *Is still passed*
*Task Failed Successfully*
Funny
Corn Dog lol
xd
Why am I eating a corn dog right now tho
I read this and I was like ‘What?’ But then it happened
My son wishes to know when "pass the wine" will be happening. Thank you for your machines, pure magic.
It was uploaded today!
@@moooseman3:real:
This is one of the best Rube Goldberg machine I’ve ever seen. It combines chain-reaction with controlled chaos.
Helps you strengthen your faith in God's mysterious plans for your final redemption and answer all the inexplicable questions to whys and whynots 😂😂
So many "oh no it was a chaotic mistake!!!" then "oh ok, that was actually perfectly planned!"
And then there's the
"Oh my god the laptop!!!"
"Ohhh clever he tricked us it's going under the glass."
...
"OH MY GOD THE LAPTOP!!!!"
I watch alot of Mario maker troll levels and because of all the unexpected surprises it made me think of them.
Same😂 when the table flipped😂
I got you to 1k likes!
@@mekagilmore6970 I got him to 1.1K ha!
I don't know what was more traumatizing: the coffee pouring into the computer or the table falling 😅
Now put that to the tune of , "I did a full one eeeghtyyyy.."
the dumbbell falling off the table
It was painful to see that laptop be short circuited, but that table just went *DESTRUCTION 100*
Both
@@jacksonbangs6603 Hey no thats illegal
This is why I miss 2020. All of the new things I discovered that year, such as this channel, are now a big part of my life. Thank you for good times with family, Joseph!
This belongs in a fantasy film. The innovations and play on the unexpected, the comedic timing, never fail to amaze me
I was so relieved when the coffee didn't pour out on the computer, but then some seconds later it happened.
You know where F is.
F
F
Same
F
me too lmao
Table flips:
Me - “I did not see that coming”
well that is a spoiler for me..maybe i should not look through the comments while watching....
My exact words
I was like “What?! That was all planned?!
I want to know how many failed tries they got
I need to stop going through the comments cause I just keep spoiling it !
Oh my god .... many time i thought it failed like ( 1:43 ) when the 3rd ball didnt goal and even when the table fell ...but it was all planned .. bro , you're truly a genius ...Amazing 👏👏
After completing the set-up he realised corona is completely gone out of the world
*_I think we all got terrified when the coffee spilt and the table flipped_*
That scene gave me anxiety
I nearly had a heart attack
The way they mess with our expectations is really inventive
It was a bad idea to watch this while stoned....
I laughed my head off at the table part
When you realize the actual pepper is right at front of him
It's almost as if some sort of machine put it there perhaps a catapult?
But, that's a bit boring
@@ThisAdventureFamily stfu nobody asked
But nice content tho
Yaa bas us pepper ko na chune ki wajah se aaj tna drama kiya
All the sacrifices he made. Hats of to you man 👏
I think the only editing mistake I've noticed is at 0:53 the path for the red ball on the upper right turns an immediate 90 right on the next table, but at 0:57 when we see the next table, that right turn is gone and it's now a U turn followed by a left turn.
everyone is talking about the coffee spilling on the laptop, but no one is talking how many tables this guy has
just 2, he just sets them up so they look connected. Look at behind the scenes vid
A Sentient Clump of Atoms woooosh
Or the table flip
I’m pretty sure they are the same tables, one example is of the socket on the back wall.
Yeah no one is even talking about the whole table flipping over either
Joseph really hates his laptops...
Tom - Cartoon yeah it’s the 2012 model
@@Eri.262 it's also a mac so who cares it's going in the trash where it belongs
@@potatoman1000 it's a macbook there's a difference
They’re useless
@@tkefa you're also useless
wow this is amazing, I love the parts you make it look like it "failed" but actually it was the plan All along
This is the most impressive rube goldberg machine I have ever seen in my entire life. Hands down, the greatest of all time.
Try not to flinch with the laptop and dumbbell scenes!
Too late as a tech nerd I immediately flinched even tho I anticipated the spill
Jug tilting: Oh no!
It only runs down the outside: Wow! Such precision!
It falls onto the laptop: Why did I not expect that?
jh domino I flinch
The Laptop sent me into a panic attack like it was my $hit !
Found it interesting rather, but get where ya coming from
Using half boiled spaghetti as a bridge is pure genius
Now time to implement the spaghetti bridge into minecraft
@@goldythejindo7308 yesssss
Lolgenius
We need more people creative people like Joseph in this world
This man can just show that creativity is made by anything, even food.
I like how everyone is talking about what everyone is talking about.
I like how everyone is talking about everyone talking about everyone.
I don't.
@@princessbubblegum5849 i like how everyone is talking about everyone is talking about everyone talking about how everyone is talking about everyone.
@@timeset6769 i like how everyone is talking about everyone is talking about everyone is talking about everyone is talking about everyone talking about how everyone is talking about everyone.
SHUSH EVERYONE ಠ_ಠ
me: nO THE COFFEE
*2 seconds later*
me: oh thank god
*2 seconds later*
me:NOOOOO
ClaspingWolf ikr
Could have used it
I had a heart attack
r u watching me
This is called the mechanism..everything for a purpose..amazing work.
I never knew it was possible to make something that is both super precise and ultra chaotic.
Everyone's talking about the table flip, yet no one is talking about how he sacrificed his computer by pouring coffee on it.
THAT STRESSED ME OUT SO BAD. we didn't see the computer fritz out so maybe he had a spillproof cover on but it also cut away immediately
The moment when it almost poured gave me anxiety, but then a few seconds later my soul shattered
Got me at the first half ngl
Literally everyone is talking about the laptop and coffee-
I come to read your comment when that incident happened 🙁😳what a coincidence 😱
"Did you pass the pepper"
"Yes.."
"What did it cost?"
"My $599 Laptop"
Retendo bro it’s a MacBook
@@Pedro-cm8bh a macbook from like 2008 or 2012, it's not those new ones
@Retendo it looks like it was 659.99 lol
And a new floor and wall if that liquid doesn't come off
Retendo there has never been a macbook that costed $150, and even if it was old it would still be at least $500
It takes forever for a pepper but this is so cool we just have to wait a minute and we know that you've put a lot of effort just to do this, you've never failed to amuse us.
We love Joseph's Machines. This one is incredible!
Fans: So you passed it?
Joseph: Yes.
Fans: What did it cost?
Joseph: *My entire laptop.*
what.
or maybe it's already broken, idk
And the table.
And my table and my cups
I love u
Imagine how he'd feel if the cameraman would be like ok well done now this time I'll record it.
LiquidGlo there’s not a camera man, it’s lots of go pros set up recording
James Dalton just had to ruin the joke. 🤦🏾♀️
James Dalton - I bet your real fun at parties
@@JamesDalton6002 r/whoosh
James Dalton r/woooosh
This was so clever. Yes the table flip was amazing... Can't even begin to think of how you create the ideas you have. Wow!
At first when I saw the coffee spill under the book, I was so relieved. Then when the coffee spilled on the computer COMPLETELY...
Making a cool video:
“Did you do it?”
“Yes.”
“What did it cost?”
*”everything.”*
*looks around your empty house
*a table*
I just realized...
*It took him nearly a year to pass the pepper to him...*
Ainsley Smith bruv
It was a different meal though so yeah haha
Academy Jason just shows how long it took tbh
This is one of the craziest and the best videos of Joseph’s Machines that I have seen, especially the table flip
I love everything about this video. It has earned every like it has a dozen times over.
How do his machines turn out so magical, twice i thought the machine had failed but the table has turned, LITERALLY
no
Nice one
OMG I FOUND ANOTHER ONE
PLEASE CONE PUNDERGROUND TO THE LAYER OF PONDER! 😂😂😂
the not-so-well-anticipated-sequel is here!
I can't wait for pass the wine
Jack Rutledge yeah from pass the salt machine but now it is actually useful
but when will we get pass the boof
Pass the weed
Ditto pass the wine
Great misdirection of expectation with the two barbells.
Remember: In Joseph's Machines, whenever there's a contraption of moving things along with your expectations, it'll always be a failure and your expectations are neglected.
every fall and every mistake was planned and i love it
“Pass the salt?” “Can’t, the spaghetti is still boiling.”
Underrated
@@morningboy_ Over Rated
XD Best comment
I appreciate how all the objects had a use, I did NOT think boiling spaghetti would change anything in the machine, but it did!
Even the table
Yeah, it helped but I thought it would have been cooked fully to see how it comes.
When the tabel had fallen, I was upset thinking it was failed but was astonishingly shocked when the ball moves from the table's leg❤
Nice work you two! Even though it didn't go how I wanted to but it was amazing!
Here's a challenge for you. Why don't you make a machine called "Pass the wine"? I've seen you used salt and pepper but this time try to use wine! Good luck with that!
Mom: **hears loud sounds coming from livingroom**
also mom: alright who passed the pepper?
Loool good one
Me: I did. Leave me alone
Living room?
lol
Ba dum css 🥁
Joseph: "I made a new video."
Everyone: "Cool, what did it cost you."
Joseph: *inhales*
*Everything*
sneezes*
Thanos is back at it again
*My Laptop*
On sponsors
I love your machines Joseph
Oh, wow, this is amazing. There are a lot of anticipating and unexpected moments. You're awesome!
Not a whole lot of comments about the genius of the spaghetti! Hard, used as a long track. Half boiled, soft part used to push, hard part used again as a short track FOR THE SAME BALL.
That part is my favorite
Thanks for explaining... really
Thanks so much! That was one of the clips I made, and it's definitely my favorite as well, for exactly the reasons you pointed out. I was very happy with the subtle re-uses of objects like the blue ball, the central wooden tracks, and the purple cup next to the pot. I'm so glad you liked it!
it was very creative and smart but for some reason that half cooked spaghetti made me uncomfy
I laughed hard for the table flip. I wasn’t expecting that at all.
Me to 555+
As Well
Lol same
I became speechless for 1.5 sec... 🤐
Me as well, 😅😅
The people who work behind this take. A veryGreat effort💯💯
The smile in my face is forever...thank you! Great! 🎉
Delivery man: how many tables would you like?
Joseph: *YES*
Delivery man: **sigh** not again
yeah i like delivery men too
I dont know how delivery man works ok xD
delivery man:first how to basic no this
That isn't how the joke works
What is more impressive is that he knew tk make this before the virus
Coffee: *slowly descending*
Me: NO NOT THE LAPTOP
coffee: doesn’t spill on the laptop
Me: oh... phew-
Coffee: *YEET*
same!
Meshstick ikr
I was cringing so hard when the dumbells were rolling off the table.
same!
@PRIVATE INFO Sorry for the youtube glitch.
The coffee with the laptop was just amazing!
My mind fully relaxed...
And well maintained social distance
The whole time I was thinking, “Where’s the pepper??”
You probably did realize later, but they threw the pepper in the beginning to the net at the end
It got launched across the table at the start and landed in the net
I like it how Joseph probably spent like his whole day testing and preparing the machine when you can just simply roll the pepper to the other table
I love you Joseph's Machines
First dumbbell: doesn’t make anything drop
Second dumbbell: IMA YA YEET THIS TABLE
I can here the original vine sound of the chick yelling
YYEEEEATT
soprolo it had hooks attached to the table
*Task Failed Successfully*
it makes sense. it was a much larger dumbbell.
Whenever it looked like it messed up I was ASTOUNDED it was supposed to do that!
Lol
Right
Broken table
this was the best RG I've ever seen.
That's just crazzy....... what an effort n accuracy !!!!! 👍👍
I loved the parts where they made it look like it failed for a second
Agreed
Same
Pog
Champ
th-cam.com/video/QjrcrHiXVAk/w-d-xo.html
In the beginning: Thank God the computer is safe.
20 seconds later: Not for long...
same
Same!!!
Same.😅
Same
Same
This is way cooler than the dominos..... Wonderful usage of simple things and perfect timing.. Great work... 🥳🥳
Absolutely wonderful. This explains why the human brain is the most powerful weapon in the world.
Me: omg they are gonna spill the drink on their LAPTOP
**doesnt spill*
Me: Sigh of relief*
*Spills*
:0
it gave me anxiety
Exactly my reaction lol
I had the same exact reaction
I almost got a heart attack
It happened as I was reading this
At this rate, the man who requested it is already done eating.
Did you comment this while the video is still playing?
It's not about eating....
And then sleep and a fullfil a dream too..
What a suspense, drama , thrill & obviously ACTION !!!!!!!
Warm applause👏👏, you did a legendary job😨😨😨
bruh the table flip scared me so much...
edit-thanks for the likes!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Same lol
Yeah
I sat there like this 😮
Cheese _, same lol
*Me thinking they messed up*
Joseph: That was all part of my master plan
Me: THAT WAS INTENTIONAL!?!?!?!??!
That cup of coffee on laptop
And
The table flip
Nanii???
All according to *keikaku*
❤ it’s amazing how precise it is!
After That table flip I was completely fooled that the apparatus has failed but you are so unexpected dear joseph you still passes that pepper
Thats so good keep growing🎉😊
3:22 I was expecting it to pull the sheet out from under like the previous one. What I got instead was a stroke.
Random Commenter lmao
LMAO
Ikr
Hahahahahah
haha.
Fun fact: A same cup is used in every clip in the machine.
SOMEONE NOTICED!!!
Wow which one :o? I’ve seen these video’s countless times :o!
The first time we used that shot glass was in the laptop clip, but then I realized that it was the perfect object to use in the cake clip. After that, I mentioned the idea to Joseph that we should use the shot glass in every clip, and from then on, we really committed to this silly idea! I'm glad somebody noticed!
@@10freekie2 shot glass with the UK flag on it
Joseph's Machines good thing you don’t own 10 tables
I watched it on the home page but had to click through to give it a like and a comment
This Is the Best One i Ever seen before 🙏❤️
When he spilled the stuff on his computer and the table flipped I knew this was getting serious
Can we just appreciate the fact that he came up with this idea before the pandemic
You put that good 👍
@Captain Shiba The first video (where he asks for salt) *_was_* made in 2019, though.
Hello! Have a nice day
Goeun Lee The passing the salt video was made in *March* 2019. Way before the pandemic.
he is from future
Nice, just remto start this sequence before start cooking.
Priceless!
Just edited my comment so you dont know what i got so many likes for or for what the comment was👩
If everything was done consecutively, it would've taken at least 15 minutes... That too long of a wait for just some pepper
Darkest knight how about how long his table is?
@@Tokirumi how long is that room?
How about the pepper is next to him
Yzapre what?
This is possibly the most practical way to pass the pepper I could have imagined, almost no effort or resources required! Bravo!
I gotta try that sometime
Exactly! And better yet, it’s just your everyday items that you would find at home!
@@williamony7080 I just tried it myself. Works flawlessly!
And it's so quick, too!
probably the best chain reaction video i have ever seen
Table flip is so Awesome 💕💕💕💕
*“Oh darn I actually just needed the salt.”*
Oh noooo xD
Hahahaha 😀 😨😤😠
B
Nah he gave the salt in the last video
The anxiety and destruction hurts lol
Lol
Excellent work bro
It's a lot of hard work and mind work for this entertainment thank you 👍
This man accidentally makes another meal while passing the pepper.
th-cam.com/video/2BmpukaUbKw/w-d-xo.html underrated
@VoyagerHK shut up view fisher does anyone care about ur cringy video game outfits
Funny how people comment stuff like that. 😂
Coffee: was about to pour into the laptop.
Anxiety: HOLY SHIIII----
Me: *realized what happened* oh.
*2 SECONDS LATER*
Anxiety: OH COME ON!!!
Yeah sane
Same*
I was waiting for someone to say that
-ryuuu sameee
Well thanks for SPOILING everything
Literally masterpiece ..
Thank you to your brillant mind.
Wait. Can we just all appreciate the amount of effort and creativity that goes into this? Like wow... how do you even come up with half these ideas! Its awesome!
Dont forget the perfect positioning and all the testing that is required