This is awesome! The tables moving and being cut in half, the way it looks like a wine glass is going to break but doesn’t, only to be smashed when you least expect it, and the unexpected way the ending happens...
He was the part of the *MACHINE* A real human being in full consciousness was used to process things that only mechanical parts could do. What so funny about that? He must be proud for himself. Hail to Omnissiah!
The number of bait in this haha was really amazing, was wondering what would happens when the table breaks and it creates a path, the "failed going up" bottle that was planned so it got in another bottle and then for it to break against the wall at the end being also planned really well done !
OMG, this one is truly AMAZING!!! The red ball perfectly in sync with the glass, the glass which surprisingly doesn't break, then the glass which surprisingly breaks! The mouse which doesn't get crushed, the head reveal, the BIG CUT, the perfect alignment after the BIG CUT. The fail, which in fact is NOT A FAIL! The refill, and finally the SMASH! I still can't believe what I just saw. I gasped so many times. How perfect, how silly. How perfectly silly. Thank you very much!
Dude, truly astonishing. This looked so unbelievably difficult to pull off. The transitions are so smart and relevant using the same objects multiple times. I loved it! You guys deserve all of the success. Very, very well done!
Bro it all comes together so frickin well. The funnels, the table, the "severed" head, the wine stain on the table, th- the WINE STAIN ON THE TABLE. NOOOOOO IT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD TABLE But it all comes together. I just pray that there wasn't carpet underneath the table.
Why doesn’t this have 10 million views yet? This is probably one of your best ones yet. The one with the heavy ball really got me The fooling, the surprises, it’s all there. Never regretted subscribing!
The thrill of hearing “Bulgar” never ceases throughout the years. It’s not common to hear it at the end of a video, but when I do … it’s always suspenseful in a nostalgic way …
no words. the imagination is almost more amazing than the construction. even two marbles pulling a piece of string instead of just one marble rolling down. just mind-blowing
this is not only your most complex machine but the most beautifully designed! How you reused the same elements in different ways and how you surprised me every time... it has a very beautiful narrative, your best video without a doubt!!
I love the mad destruction in this video - beautiful men being hit with hammers, tables cut in half like a magician's assistant, glasses being sacrificed and casual wine spillage - it has it all!!
Unfreakin-believable!! I seriously didn't think it would be possible to outdo your past "Pass the X" machines but yet somehow you constantly do! Kudos :)
This machine has to be my Favourite, by far, yet. The misdirect of the ball about the break the glass, but a cinderblock breaks it instead. The Pacman-esque wheel of cheese. Your friend under the platter. The saw cutting the table. breaking the bottle on the gold play button. All of it, was just so good!
Just found your videos. I love when they do unexpected things, like when the ball doesn't fall off to break the wine glass, even when nudged, but then the whole cinder block falls on it instead. I've seen the salt, pepper, and now wine, and these are the most unique rube goldberg machines I've seen!
You've got to be my favorite machine builder of all time! The fact that you're always capable of making such engaging machines out of household objects with steps just as intricate as other builders while keeping the machines easy to follow is just incredible. I don't know how you come up with so many creative ideas for steps in these machines, but I'm so glad you have this way of expressing them.
Dang, this is crazy! I love how you used all the concepts possible of "unexpected twists". You really shuffled my emotions! I was also incredibly shocked at how much you used, and how intense the music was. Keep up everything!
Absolutely incredible! The scale and complexity that you've managed to achieve with the tabletop machine format is insane, this is another one of your best works yet.
When the breeze block smashed the glass I laughed so hard that my chosen beverage came out of my nose...a little! Wonderful construction, wonderful entertainment!
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Joseph was able to integrate a chainsaw, live mice, and A HUMAN HEAD in to this Rube Goldberg machine. Amazing.
this was the most INSANE thing I'VE EVER SEEN things i loved: - the fakout glass breaking immediately followed by the brick - the mice (cuties) - THE HEAD??? - bread slicing turning into table slicing - pouring the wine into another bottle - that other bottle CRUSHING behind Joe
This is awesome! The tables moving and being cut in half, the way it looks like a wine glass is going to break but doesn’t, only to be smashed when you least expect it, and the unexpected way the ending happens...
...wow!
I wonder how many tables got cut in this video :)
Wow you watched the video as well
You spoiled the video
@@powerstones7722 you read the comments before you watched the video
I find the most impressive part was the fact that the guy in the table managing to keep a straight face ! Genius
Imagine being Joseph's friend, being asked to star in one of his videos, and then you find out you have to do this!
That guy was pretty handsome too
Especially after the hammers poking the air out his cheeks, I’d have burst out laughing after that!
He was the part of the *MACHINE* A real human being in full consciousness was used to process things that only mechanical parts could do. What so funny about that? He must be proud for himself. Hail to Omnissiah!
@@MrStanTf almost as handsome as me… but sadly none can top me 😢
Incredible. Your playfulness and creative is just astounding, I don't know how you come up with some of this stuff
Yooo
Hi Chris! I love your videos! Especially the Breakfast Express video!
Here with you
Hello
Half-asleep Chris watches Joseph’s Machines?
I hope this series never stops!
What the, the legend is here
You should Collab with him!!
Yea
YO!!!! I subscribed when I saw the first line rider video, I really love it content!
Yoo doodle i love your vids
The number of times I lolled or exclaimed during that sequence was ... many. Wonderful sense of humor. I especially liked the use of LIVE MICE.
Late, but the mice were probably edited in. Everything else was amazing though.
I feel the need to ask. How many bottles, glass, and tables did you break in making this machine ?
And messes to clean up
Yes
And.... mice 😔
If i had to guess, it's probably more than one
A Lot
The mouse... the mouse. The multitude of breaking bottles, glasses, and movement of liquids was astounding. Amazing work! Wow!
The way your machines have little story arcs with setups, red herrings and payoffs, it never ceases to amuse me.
INCREDIBLE! The Fake-Outs made this your most elaborate, thrilling, and just overall best machine!
The wine bottle "fail" was the best part in my opinion!
It goes an extra mile by suddenly cutting the music.
is this what they called "failed successfully"?
The number of bait in this haha was really amazing, was wondering what would happens when the table breaks and it creates a path, the "failed going up" bottle that was planned so it got in another bottle and then for it to break against the wall at the end being also planned really well done !
"Don't let them know your next move" he took it to another level.😂
THE RUBBER CHICKEN HAS KILLED ME. This was amazing.
OMG, this one is truly AMAZING!!!
The red ball perfectly in sync with the glass, the glass which surprisingly doesn't break, then the glass which surprisingly breaks! The mouse which doesn't get crushed, the head reveal, the BIG CUT, the perfect alignment after the BIG CUT. The fail, which in fact is NOT A FAIL! The refill, and finally the SMASH!
I still can't believe what I just saw. I gasped so many times. How perfect, how silly. How perfectly silly.
Thank you very much!
The ending where alcohol bottle hit the Gold Play Button was amazing.
I've been scared to drink it at the edge because of shards of Glass
Absolutely MINDBLOWING Joseph!
I will now watch another 17 times or so...
in slow mo still blows my mind, this calls for extreme measures, Frame-by-Frame:
Pause and then: Forward: Period ... Back: Comma
Dang, this is how physics gets perfect comedic timing. Amazing.
Dude, truly astonishing. This looked so unbelievably difficult to pull off. The transitions are so smart and relevant using the same objects multiple times. I loved it! You guys deserve all of the success. Very, very well done!
Bro it all comes together so frickin well. The funnels, the table, the "severed" head, the wine stain on the table, th- the WINE STAIN ON THE TABLE. NOOOOOO IT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD TABLE
But it all comes together. I just pray that there wasn't carpet underneath the table.
Why doesn’t this have 10 million views yet? This is probably one of your best ones yet.
The one with the heavy ball really got me
The fooling, the surprises, it’s all there. Never regretted subscribing!
Master of defying spectations! I love the humor you put on your machines!!!
Spectations aye
The thrill of hearing “Bulgar” never ceases throughout the years. It’s not common to hear it at the end of a video, but when I do … it’s always suspenseful in a nostalgic way …
It's always a good day when Joseph uploads!
no words. the imagination is almost more amazing than the construction. even two marbles pulling a piece of string instead of just one marble rolling down. just mind-blowing
I love at 3:16 when the wine spilled over so the Machine is like “Right! Time for plan B!” And Casually lifts the table.
machine got big brain
And this is how you make a 2-minute task turn into a two month task
This was absolutely unbelievable!
I can’t even begin to imagine the time and labor that went into this, it’s astounding
Not only did you create this insane machine but you also managed to get some comedy in there too (like the suspenseful glass smash) 😅
I can't believe that mouse didn't freak out with that wheel of cheese rolling at/over him! Best Machine Yet!!
Of course he did'nt coz hes a payed actor
Who thinks, the saw was the best part: thumbs up!
this is not only your most complex machine but the most beautifully designed! How you reused the same elements in different ways and how you surprised me every time... it has a very beautiful narrative, your best video without a doubt!!
Wow! Great engineering combined with fine comedy. I switched from laughing to jaw dropping a few times during the video. Thanks for this!
You're blowing us away by keep getting grander with your machines! I loved the double fakeout with the broken glass towards the beginning. :)
I love the mad destruction in this video - beautiful men being hit with hammers, tables cut in half like a magician's assistant, glasses being sacrificed and casual wine spillage - it has it all!!
Truly and utterly magnificent. The mice, the table being sawn in half, the spilt wine bottle, the ending. Just brilliant.
That was insane. Most impressive one I've ever seen.
This is a masterpiece.
Thank you so much for making these ❤️❤️❤️
Unfreakin-believable!! I seriously didn't think it would be possible to outdo your past "Pass the X" machines but yet somehow you constantly do! Kudos :)
This machine has to be my Favourite, by far, yet. The misdirect of the ball about the break the glass, but a cinderblock breaks it instead. The Pacman-esque wheel of cheese. Your friend under the platter. The saw cutting the table. breaking the bottle on the gold play button. All of it, was just so good!
2:18 How many of his teeth got knocked out in trial runs of this step? 😂
So excited for this!
Just found your videos. I love when they do unexpected things, like when the ball doesn't fall off to break the wine glass, even when nudged, but then the whole cinder block falls on it instead. I've seen the salt, pepper, and now wine, and these are the most unique rube goldberg machines I've seen!
You've got to be my favorite machine builder of all time! The fact that you're always capable of making such engaging machines out of household objects with steps just as intricate as other builders while keeping the machines easy to follow is just incredible. I don't know how you come up with so many creative ideas for steps in these machines, but I'm so glad you have this way of expressing them.
This is gonna be awesome!!! I love your complex machines Joseph! Keep doing what you´re doing, cause you´re the best!!
this is beyond my ability to comprehend :D
How many tables died in preparation?
I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a Rube Goldberg device. Well done!
Loved the subversion of expectations in this video!
Wow, amazing as always! It seems like you'll never run out of surprises... How many wine glasses and bottles shattered during recording?
A LOT!
@@JosephsMachinesnext video gonna be chicken huh ?
@@JosephsMachinesnice easter egg
Next time please put a picture of all tables combined I want to see how long it is
I'm a colombian 6th grader/game youtuber who has to make a rube goldberg machine in robotics class. This is perfect inspiration
Most amazing machine I have ever seen. What a masterpiece!
2:10 i was not expecting that to happen
Me too
Lol
I feel like this is going to be great!
Amazing, the build up and pay off for the wine glass breaking was intense! Did not expect the brick to do it! Just wonderful!! Great Stuff!
This was a roller coaster of emotions
What did i just watch....
I need to ask in 2:47 how many tables did you saw?
Smashing things, live animals, and completely making a mess. Some people may be masters of their craft, Joseph is a God of his craft!
simply... one of the best videos Ive seen in my life. Incredible amount of creative details.
At 3:41, didn't the pieces of broken glass go through the tube?
Возможная труба была достаточно узкой чтобы осколки туда не попали
@@user-sm7jp4tb8b probably very, very small fragments emerged afterwards, not just the big ones
Возможно
The cement block shattered the wine glass 1:13
The tension and comedy in this one video is better than so many Hollywood movies of late.
Dang, this is crazy! I love how you used all the concepts possible of "unexpected twists". You really shuffled my emotions! I was also incredibly shocked at how much you used, and how intense the music was. Keep up everything!
I love the way the wine glass got smashed after we thought the ball was going to fall on it twice but then the concrete block fell on it. 😄 🤣
Absolutely incredible! The scale and complexity that you've managed to achieve with the tabletop machine format is insane, this is another one of your best works yet.
The fact that this man actually got his play button dirty for our entertainment
Genius. Pure. But not at all simple! I'm just in awe!
I cant even believe this is real, this is one of the most incredible goldenburg machines ive had the pleasure to enjoy.
Love how you play with expectations
Absolutely mind blowing! 🤯
1:58 my heart went out at this moment
This is my favorite series
It was the most insane and coolest device I've ever seen!
And that's how one should celebrate their golden TH-cam button!
This was such an emotional rollercoaster! I felt more emotions during this video than in most movies! What an amazing creation!
I've never loved something so much on the entire Internet.
When the breeze block smashed the glass I laughed so hard that my chosen beverage came out of my nose...a little! Wonderful construction, wonderful entertainment!
THe part where you almost get brained by glass!!! Also the baptism of your gold TH-cam play button in wine. Just everything
This was absolutely brilliant! 😂
When the metal ball missed the wine glass, I was like "phew!"... little did I know...
Thank God
You finally uploaded a video after a while
Joseph thank u
This is brilliant, loved every second of it.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Joseph was able to integrate a chainsaw, live mice, and A HUMAN HEAD in to this Rube Goldberg machine. Amazing.
The twist ending was beautiful. Well done.
Every time I think you can't top your last video, you show us that you can. Mind boggling!
Happy 1.7 million Joseph! You guys definitely earned it!
Finally a breathtaking machine!
This was unreal. Absolutely perfect.
This video is so amazing! It must have taken many attempts to make sure that everything worked fine.
Buster would have loved this. Thank you for that little tribute.
So far the best video I have seen since months
It's amazing how funny you managed to make this without any word
You guys are some true masters of comedy timing! Chapeau!
Probably the most bombastic machine I’ve ever seen, so much destruction! I love it!
WOW ... WOW .. WOW .. Brilliance is just an understatement for Joseph !!!!... Mind blown .. 😎😎😎😎😎 Officially ❗❗❗
this was the most INSANE thing I'VE EVER SEEN
things i loved:
- the fakout glass breaking immediately followed by the brick
- the mice (cuties)
- THE HEAD???
- bread slicing turning into table slicing
- pouring the wine into another bottle
- that other bottle CRUSHING behind Joe
Outstanding, what great imagination and patience you have, thank you.
I can’t imagine the amount of ingenuity and planning this would’ve taken! Good job dude! Love your videos :)
The ending tho…
that entire thing was insane the stuff with the live mice and the guy with his head in the table surprised me so much! 😂
This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. You truly outdid yourself with this one