Xmas Ham Slicer & Card Writer
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- Three time-saving contraptions to make Christmas that little bit easier: A ham slicing device, eggnog server and a machine to write multiple Christmas cards at the same time.
Watch me demo them on Jimmy KImmel Live here!:
• Christmas Contraptions...
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Featuring Jia-ling Yang, Ellen Rose, Lindsay Gonzalez and Helen Anstis - ตลก
That thing that pushes the ham forward is actually so cool. You’re an actual genius
hey sweetheart, that's called a really good engineer.
I would have gone with a ham guillotine
What a nice and definetely self knitted pullover
The LEGO, battery and domino idea was REALLY smart
Ok, that ham one was actually really smart. I love how the motion of the spinning blade also acts as the method for pushing out the differently sized objects. Absolutely brilliant!
THIS MACHINES SHOULD BE DEVELOPED AND SOLD
5:09 trying told hold back the laughter lol
Ruikopppkj86
Same
I was genuinely impressed that the pens worked, even if they couldn't be lifted off the cards.
Then he powders the doughnuts and I'm giddy with the re-purposing ingenuity.
Then the theater troupe make-up applications! My eyes are watering, and I'm desperate to inhale so I can breathe, I'm laughing so hard.
I am just imagining your Thanksgiving and Easter dinners. "Who would like to like to cut the the main course?"
"I will." Yet, you had already started the kinetic chain reaction 30 minutes before the question was asked.
These projects are the safest things I’ve seen on a while on TH-cam.
2:28 I am baffled that it actually worked :O :D man, good job! :D
BEST CHANNEL on TH-cam.
The reaction and make up videos are just muck compared to this guy's hard-work
You're making great progress on that sweater. I see you've put the tag on it already.
Good spot!
I saw it too hahaha
Me5
was gonna like this but i noticed it was at 69
I saw!!
Best TH-cam channel ever
It's funny how his sweater that he was knitting had a store price tag.
😂
this is a very safe way to slice ham.
_sarcasm_
I agree
A Word of Warning indeed. Love this CHANNEL
your probably one of the best youtuber in the whole world of youtube.
I just found your channel through wired and I just want to say I love your videos! They’re super creative and really funny. You have an awesome personality too.
I’m not him but I give you support... your a nice guy
0:16 "And I'm Going to attach this electric knife to it" Sounds Safe
You like taking risks, don't ya?
i just have to say... your machines... R EPIC!
*_NO HAM WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO_*
@ Hayden
Good cus daddy's home
Haminations
*Seems legit*
This reply section makes 0 sence
Wow! He must've had a lot of time on his hands, he was even able to add a tag to the sweater!
The lipstick one, it's so hilarious
Didn't work too well for the other 3.
Fira is short ikr they were all trying not to laugh XD
Ngopi lurd
Evan Ferguson you are kinda right
@@viralvidio303matalo
Why is this channel so underrated
Usually saying something is handwritten by a machine wouldn't make sense, but here, he's actually right.
Why is this channel dont have 1million Subscriber!?
IKR ? people are missing out stuff man,
@@avigokuu Yes men
Prince Victory k
Ikr
*"Don't try this"*
Of course i have a metal chandelier, electric knife, and a ham...
Blast Saturniums your missing the metal rods, wood planks, concrete Bricks and big brains
NanoMation LMAO good one!
Blast Saturniums
I can understand the Ham,
But YOU DON’T HAVE AN ELECTRIC KNIFE?!
@@Wa_rGod and personal weighs
LOOOOOL
Let’s get Joseph’s TH-cam channel to 1million subscribers!
I love how the tag was on the sweater
The card writing is actually genius hahaha
This concept was actually developed by Thomas Jefferson.
No the lipstick one
These are all so unbelievably creative!
Legal
Illegal
Leagl
Hi Spice machines, I’m subscribed.
love it
It’s people like this guy we have the technologically advanced world today. Bravo!
Just watched you on Jimmy Kimmel a few minutes ago and subscribed right away. I’m going to share your post. We need stuff like this. Seriously I think children and young people will be inspired. It’s not as easy as it might look. I could even see school projects like this. I don’t what to exclude older adults too. I know this will inspire so many people.
This is my favorite channel it's like watching Pee Wee Herman or SpongeBob. Thanks for the amazing videos
Brand. Math minus the pervert
Hand-written by my machine, i.e. every American business's slogan.
Good one
All you need is to unplug wifi and handcuffs. And all gamer girls need to cover up better.
I'm a young inventor and you inspired me when I was 4 years young just wanna say thank you
You are most welcome,! How old are you now?
Thank you so much your mum and your dad are amazing musicians my first contraption was a marbel marvel rolling down a tube falling and rolling with a toilet paper roll and hitting the weight and then dropping another marble onto the floor
@@JosephsMachines I am 10 years old
You are the best you tuber I know because you are showing how make the machine
4:32 How Lil pump writes his lyrics
nobody lol
I didn't get it...
@@anthostlouis5388 cuz he's songs are bad written that why and it's funny
@@gensischosen251 Ah...ok... that's not funny...
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Thin, medium, and *OP*
Loving this new style, interacting and talking and stuff. WE NEED MORE !!
This guy is the future
I tried it at home
Now in hospital
Dont Try This At Home
ME : Hey uh Bob? Mind if i come over today?
Joseph, you simply make my day (or night …) each time I watch one of your videos…
Thank you …
Your effort is praiseworthy.👍
You might need to add a Z axis to the cardwriter. Then it'll be absolutely perfect.
Noitibmar its like this right? /
Very good idea!
Thin, medium and *in a slightly girly voice* whoa....... large.
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NooB
You deserve an Oscar.
The most genius person in the world
*electric knives are very sharp, YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF*
me: REALLY? I NEVER KNEW THAT
Dont try this at home
*me trying outside*
Phoenix Boys that’s your home
100 like 💯
Viableglitter 93 oof
Phoenix Boys ‘o
*
nothing is as mesmerizing as watching this man create
Unbelievable ingenuity.
Hi, pls do a video where you will use only your machines to your normal day
this is the true meaning of trial and error
this guy is a freaking genius
IKR :-)
We Love your videos! My daughter has been doing a project on them at school- along with making a video to send to you with ideas of new machines! Looking forward to seeing what ideas you recreate! 👍🏻👍🏻
When will these be available for purchase?
Dam this machine cuts the meat far better than my mum #shreddedham
It's not your moms fault, it's the knife's fault.... Maybe
#NeverQuestionMOM
We need people like him in our society
You need to have guiness world record the best machine maker
“Electric knives are actually very sharp”
I know dude.
0:19 don’t try this at home!
Okay! I’ll do it at a park!
kindergarden*
Nursery*
Тима
Нигде нельзя!
the lipstick applicater was very funny. The ladies were sports and managed not to laugh :-)
2:39 the shape in the end of the broom is genius for controlling the speed!! Great video
It's like the governor inside a wind up music box
It is limiting the speed
Pause at 3:57
He "maked" a sweather, but there is the ticket in the neck that say if it's small, medium, large (...)
I love your মগজ😎
Bangali?
This guy lives in another universe.
I'll be waiting for my Christmas card!!!!
😂😂😂😂
*-early i am-*
Rube Goldberg machines are just fantastic! I get WAY too excited watching these...lol! :D
I also enjoy Rube Goldberg machines
They are SO GOOD
I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY
Those 3 girls' lipstick was awesome
I really liked the card witter one.
One of the most genious youtuber ,Hats off 🙏
3:13 Silent night, holy night;
All is calm, all is bright...
-Lyrics from Silent Night
MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR BOTH 2021 AND 2018 ❤❤
This guy is a legendary creator of mashines I like this guy!!!
Dang, Justin McElroy is a producer-level Patron? I knew I had good taste in watching these videos!
That powdered doughnut bit was hilarious and unexpected.
You are such a genius !!!!!!!
It’s amazing how you are doing it 😀😀😀
I love Joseph machines 😻❤️😘
Those machines are brilliant!!!
OMG I'm crying right now I'm so happy you said hi
Hi Joseph I love your moms voice at the ends of the video IWAS SO NERVOUS FOR THE HAM SLICER😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
That Inventions are really awesome ! You've got a new Subscriber :D Greetings from Germany
Thanks for the advice Joseph
He's a genius.
This guys is a genius!😁😎😍🤩
You deserve 1 million subscribers dude! Awesome machines everytime 👏👏
THAT WAS THE BEST
The first one is so clever
Xmas ham is my favorite ham
I will support you by giving infinity likes
I think my favorite one is the lipstick one!
2:47 thats when you are so excited to show people what you did 😂😂😂
I love you videos and you intelligent ideas......🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Amazing! Love the makeup contraption!
The lipstick one was so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
The writing/etc machine is fabulous! :)
Simple awesome man.
Great one, keep going