Conveyor-belt feeds me 5 course meal | Joseph's Machines
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- This conveyor belt makes it super easy to eat a delicious meal without using hands. It feeds me soup, salad, corn, sausage and a delicious eclair!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Joseph, Tom, Lori, Susie, Shivani and Jose
Built by Joseph Herscher and Alasdair Harvey
Filmed & edited by Alasdair Harvey
Machine operators: Alasdair Harvey, Yanice Begar, Stan Tilyard-French, James Dyer - บันเทิง
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we gon just ignore how deep he took that eclair huh
Nah, we know. Date night I'm paying.
Lololol... Stuff to do when bored in quarantine
When I saw it coming im like. No he wouldn't would. oh my god he did.
Uhmmmmm buy me that mouth
he probably has a full dance card!
I’m just impressed that Joseph could fit the entire eclair in his mouth in one bite. Also the conveyor belt itself, of course
Kamala can do it too!
Yeah, that felt fake
THROAT GOAT
@@adamw8469 thinking of politicians so much you bring them up in a videos like this is pretty pathetic
@@gregspencer2083 you’re pathetic if you can’t see humor and truth.
How your boss expects you to eat during your lunch break
Literally
A different (and more reliable) take to Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times.
Ingenious!!
that was the first thing I thought of; although it does indeed seem that a century has ironed out any of thr original flaws
I was just about to comment this ❤
How impressive Charlie Chaplin’s ingenuity was. Original.
I prefer Charlie's version when eating corn 🌽 lol
😎
People are getting amazed by the eclair thing but what I am amazed by is how cleanly he ate his part, no messing on the soup, yes there was some messing on that salad part but rest are just clean, the sushi eating was completely genius it landed right inside his mouth without any mess
probably took hundreds of attempts to get the conveyer belt right.
blowing the salad did me in.
The soup has a hidden drain into the pasta, though he still drank about a third of it. However because he had to do many takes he ended up drinking like ten bowls of soup
@@alexanderwunothing drained in the pasta it was his reflection
@@filipkolarik632theres a tube inside the pasta
1:39 That was literally life-threatening.
Yeah, I nearly had a heart attack watching it.
I’d feel afraid,
no kidding
No, it's life changing ❤️
@@m.tahjulreyhan6976 💀
Things I'm impressed by:
1) How he consumed all that in 2 minutes
2) Chugging the soup
3) Deepthroating
4) How long the conveyor belt is
5) The sushi precision
6) The knife actually cutting properly
7) The napkins being held firmly enough to wipe a bit
the belt is not long, in fact, the end shows how short it is
I read your last sentence as wipe a butt
@@cloud8521 Yes
1:39 God, I miss her
Please, don't use God's name in vain!
@@tobejaison9781 fair enough mb
@@tobejaison9781 you can follow whatever dumb rules you want but please don't enforce them on the rest of us
Absolutely love how the friends just have this “what have i gotten into” face after JUST the napkin thrower
I also like how they all kinda messed up while using the conveyer feeder while Joseph is doing it cleanly like a champ
@@hippppoe6979 i meant he the one who made it , from the position , height or even the speed of this machine is set to perfectly match with him
@@hippppoe6979Except for the salad
I can't tell if I'm more impressed by the machines or by how fast the guy ate everything
What about how deep he took that eclair with no problem and barely chewed it! 😂
@@billylloyd7488I know right!😂😂 😂
1:36 bro must've practice to handle that 😂
Wow. The name of this video should be "Deep throat eclair" 😳
This guy actually eats like he’s a competitive eater.
Not really you see how slow it’s going? Competitive people stuff their face fast and not get breaks in between to wipe their mouth unlike this guy. No where near competitive
@@billylloyd7488 don't act like you could eat that fast billy
@@billylloyd7488 yeah but that deep throat eclair was something even a bunch of competition eaters would struggle with lol.
It looks like he's secretly Matt Stonie
Honestly I'm most impressed that he managed to drink orange juice despite having toothpaste in his mouth!
I eat toothpaste and drink orange juice for breakfast
It became a part of my tortu- I mean life now
Edit: look mom atleast Im not as useless as you thought
it tastes good im not kidding
He straight faced it too
he swallowed the toothpaste, thats what gave me a headache
@@YeeeetusYoinkus gonna have a stomach ache for the whole day
A garganta profunda no final foi show kkkkk
he verdade
Kkkkk bem isso
Dudes got mad throat game
Bwahahhahahhaha
Honestly props for drinking all that soup
Yeah
You can see it pouring in a clear container right infront of the pasta container : )
@@Animaja001 no need to loose your manners. Not for this.
@@Animaja001 Derp
i believe he said in an old video, that due to multiple takes he just drinks red water. don't quote me on this one. you can see that his soup is more watery than the others.
I was really fond of this concept ever since Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. About time we had an upgrade to that idea.
I was digging through comments just to find someone say this.
@@Filterios Chaplin's machine failed, but the bits of food had better sizes.
@@Filterios Me too...!
Exactly me too
first thing i thought of when I watched the video lol
Yo, dude absolutely *throated* the eclair
He, ladies and gentlemen, is the throat GOAT!
So creative! Jeez, you took that eclair like a pro!
He took it like Kamala Harris
@@adamw8469 I was thinking more like Ivanka Trump, since she's literally a prostitute.
@@adamw8469 0_0
@@adamw8469 this comment make you really civilized like Doland trump 🤣
It was Cream Filled😳
Insane machine! Everything looked so smooth on Joseph (even the Eclair haha) and then came his friends...
Lets hope that they are still friends after the conveyor belt of doom😂
Mind-blowing
It's explained in the thumbnail
He deepthroated an eclair
I can't believe how well this work
Just amazing we can allow people to make creations like this and share it so easily
I bet his GF must be so proud of his creation
**sees the eclair part**
I bet his BF must be so proud of his creation
XD
bahhahahaha
Lmao
Please don't be inappropriate all
That eclair though
How did a verified 3.38 million subscriber youtuber only get 26 likes in 10 months and no replies
@@actuallyarbitrary4444their most popular video doesn’t even have 3k views, skeptical
Purchased youtube account and views lol
@@actuallyarbitrary4444because no one really cares if a person is verified unless they know the person. And nobody seems to know this daretodream.
IKR
This video is so much fun to watch, and it's plain to see you had a blast making it.
Having your friends come try it - just shows how impressive you are in accomplishing a flawless performance. You are dedicated.
The fact that he can eat that all in a few bites is somehow more amazing than the machine itself.
This was not built for everyday use
Joseph: hey everyone! I made a new machine!
Everyone: great! How phallic is it going to be?
Joseph: yes.
My children would have a ball at your museum when hopefully you decided to create one (please do)
Who needs a partner when you have Joseph’s machines? ☺️👍
Definitely inspired by Charlie Chaplin!
He is the master!
@LeoEpic27 ! be quiet for several days
Modern Times
Wow! That's serious dedication :) I don't know how much you had to eat during the recording day, but it was probably a lot...
We did it 35 times 😅
@@JosephsMachines Okay that's a lot (even if you didn't always have to eat the whole menu; 35 soups are already a lot)
@@JosephsMachines in a day??????
I expected to see you here
Sometimes we don't need a why, sometimes we just need to do. This video epitomizes that. I love it 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I love your choice of song for the second skit. Your mum has a beautiful voice and I deeply appreciate this style of music.🤍
Does his mother sing this song? 😮
Nice rendition of Charlie Chaplin’s Modern times feeding machine. Actually plays in super with the food actually being on the conveyor belt instead of over it feeding while they work. Props!
1:43 HE LOOKS SO EXPERIENCED
Man, the thumbnail made it look like the train is shoving that eclair at full speed.
These videos are just amazing!!! Especially this one, I was laughing the whole time. You’re a Genius Joseph! Keep up the great work!
The salad caught me off guard! I burst out laughing for some reason. The eclair, how?
He has experience
Lol. Even food catches you off guard?
He took that eclair like a champ!
I don't have words to describe the details of entertainment I just witnessed. Bravo 🎉
HELP WHEN HE ATE THE EclAIR DEEPTHRAOTED IT
Very cool! Very reminiscent of the similar scene in Charlie Chaplain’s “Modern Times”
That was my inspiration!
i was serching for this comment, that was my first thougt too! :)
@@JosephsMachines the song in 4:40 is masterpiece! Could you tell me who sing that song please, i really want to know😢😢
You have to chew fast enough
I love how he chugs the soup and eats the whole cake without running out of space in his mouth
The soup has a secret drain in the back into the pasta and the eclair is hollow inside. However he had to do many takes so he still ended up eating tons of food
yo?
@@ghostpiss1374Roach Dawg JR wassup
Imagine you were walking down the street and you just see this in the restaurant beside you-
This kind of video is the reason why youtube should always exist
I couldn't stop laughing when it was his friends turn, so funny 😂
2:02
I thought he said i INVENTED some friends 🤣🤣🤣
Me also
I can't unsee the way he inhaled that eclair
The thumbnail alone said so much it was genius
The toothpaste followed by orange juice at 4:40 is a dangerous combo
Why? Explain.
@@jhebertdelacruz5437 Awful taste
@@jhebertdelacruz5437 You should try it, it taste so amazing.
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someones daughter: 1:40
Maybe... but definitely somebody's son.
☠
Cringe overused Netflix joke
@@dksquad2045 Too bad
this is the only video where i see joseph using an ACTUAL machine
This is pure genius
Only Joseph has eaten perfectly. What a man! Hats off to you🥰😋
I haven’t watched his videos in a year! But I remembered him and just wanted to watch his videos! People love him because of his creativity and his passion for this TH-cam channel. I love him a lot as he solves many children’s problems in my country ‘New Zealand! And he is actually very funny keep on the good work and keep doing these types of stuff we all love them, I love how he puts all of these work into these videos making them very very high quality
This is art
This is the best thing I found on TH-cam in the new year.
I dreamed of ridiculous conveyor belt ideas like this as a kid, love it
5:53 joseph"s face was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love that spark at 1:10 XD
The salad blow dryer was my favorite
1:43 man litteraly swallowed it wide open
Yeah 😰
I love this guy's channel! So insanely creative and fun. Stuff like this is what I would've loved to make when I was 8 or so years old. Bravo to you for keeping the dream real!
After 2 mins I finally get to comments just to appreciate that deep work
Revolutionary invention, automating eating is currently one of the highest priorities
Absolutely brilliant as always Joseph. I especially loved seeing your friends subjected to this. Makes you appreciate how much time you spent practicing this.
Absolutely a gifted genius for inventing that conveyer belt all by himself.
You handled the dessert like a pro
1:39 bro got better skills than most ppl😭
I could literally watch this 100 times and still not fully grasp the complexity of it all. Not that the machines are too complex to follow! In fact, the opposite of that. I mean the complexity required to pull this off *and* have it still make sense and not be mechanically overwhelming. I'm astounded by the sheer quantity of moving parts in this. Keeping track of what's moving with the conveyor belt, what isn't, and what is sometimes but isn't other times sounds like a nightmare, I can't even imagine how you could conceptualize how these tricks could work. This machine is next-level, man. I always wonder how you'll top your previous thing and then you always do somehow.
Everything he does is just beyond me…like HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE MACHINES!?
My question is:
HOW LONG IS THAT CONVEYOR BELT!?
Bro took the last one like a champ
I don’t know which one is more amazing the machinery he built or his eating chewing swallowing ability
You took that eclair like you're used to it
Can’t control myself laughing all the way till the end, thank you so much to make my day.
This is way better than I saw in 'Modern Times'
thank you algorithm. that was HILARIOUS. we all came here for ONE reason.
Imagine this but with a massive budget and multiple people workshopping improvements. Maybe someday, we can all eat effortlessly if we need to or not.
Great work as always!
Lmao just use your hands 😂
Have you ever watched Charlie Chaplin's "Modern Times"? that is the origin of this idea.
@@limonika6469 Most of us do but those that don't would benefit from such workshopping and research.
@@limonika6469 No, No I will not.
The most impressive thing was that near the end he drank orange juice after having toothpaste in his mouth 👁️👄👁️
Hope you got it on the first take! Can see why you didn’t try to manage in a drink with that. The salad was hilarious! Brilliant
That thumbnail kinda sus
This is how I like to imagine Jim Carrey eats his meals.
It really seems to synergize with his personality on an inexplicable level.
Mr Bean would have loved one of these too
The blowdryer with the lettuce almost killed me 😂
This is the new Golden Corral buffet. The food comes to you.
Its a good day when joseph uploads!
So gooood :D as always! The eclair really impressed me!
Ahh you got to love you TH-cam recommendations
Oh deer lord Joseph must have eaten an insane amount of calories perfecting this machine
Wow, I really like your videos and all your efforts that you put into them. The imagination and the hours spent in the making are mind blowing.
Still, I can not believe how you managed to swallow that cake/bread/whatever at 1:37, right after swallowing a whole sausage. Wow. Just wow.
The next step of HumanKind ! We need an episode of black mirror for this 😁
Well done guys!
my mouth was opened while watching this
Tom's face when he see's the soup. 😆 2:27
This reminds me of the feeding machine in the movie modern times by Charles Chaplin
Yessssssssssssssssssss
For the salad part it was so funny. It was going everywhere.
when it got them all in the nose i died 😂 only joseph got it
*_This is an idea, very interesting, continue to please us further with cool experiments!_*
He took that eclair like a champ. Makes me wonder why he bothered having the hotdog cut up.
See his face after eww 😳
Only way it fit down the tube.....duh
@@roxanne1987r Common sense humor isn't your strong suit........ is it?
@Matt B it is when it's funny........ son 🤣
@@roxanne1987r ah deflecting your own embarrassment because you didn't get a joke even a 12 year old would understand. I gotcha 🤣