Things I'm impressed by: 1) How he consumed all that in 2 minutes 2) Chugging the soup 3) Deepthroating 4) How long the conveyor belt is 5) The sushi precision 6) The knife actually cutting properly 7) The napkins being held firmly enough to wipe a bit
People are getting amazed by the eclair thing but what I am amazed by is how cleanly he ate his part, no messing on the soup, yes there was some messing on that salad part but rest are just clean, the sushi eating was completely genius it landed right inside his mouth without any mess
The soup has a hidden drain into the pasta, though he still drank about a third of it. However because he had to do many takes he ended up drinking like ten bowls of soup
I know this videos a few year old, but I want you to know how well it has gotten me through hard times. Seeing you take a treat so far down your throat will never be forgotten
Boss? This is how elementary schools are getting kids ready, 30 min, but if you include walking to the cafeteria, getting food... they only have 15 min to actually eat.
Not really you see how slow it’s going? Competitive people stuff their face fast and not get breaks in between to wipe their mouth unlike this guy. No where near competitive
I eat toothpaste and drink orange juice for breakfast It became a part of my tortu- I mean life now Edit: look mom atleast Im not as useless as you thought
i believe he said in an old video, that due to multiple takes he just drinks red water. don't quote me on this one. you can see that his soup is more watery than the others.
Insane machine! Everything looked so smooth on Joseph (even the Eclair haha) and then came his friends... Lets hope that they are still friends after the conveyor belt of doom😂
I like this design. It's funny how people used to try this design. charlie chaplin We will never forget you, you will always be a part of our memory, your beautiful shows
You have to wonder how many times he probably did the routine to get it to look so magnificent at the beginning, let alone all the other work involved. So very well done!
I haven’t watched his videos in a year! But I remembered him and just wanted to watch his videos! People love him because of his creativity and his passion for this TH-cam channel. I love him a lot as he solves many children’s problems in my country ‘New Zealand! And he is actually very funny keep on the good work and keep doing these types of stuff we all love them, I love how he puts all of these work into these videos making them very very high quality
The soup has a secret drain in the back into the pasta and the eclair is hollow inside. However he had to do many takes so he still ended up eating tons of food
I love this guy's channel! So insanely creative and fun. Stuff like this is what I would've loved to make when I was 8 or so years old. Bravo to you for keeping the dream real!
I could literally watch this 100 times and still not fully grasp the complexity of it all. Not that the machines are too complex to follow! In fact, the opposite of that. I mean the complexity required to pull this off *and* have it still make sense and not be mechanically overwhelming. I'm astounded by the sheer quantity of moving parts in this. Keeping track of what's moving with the conveyor belt, what isn't, and what is sometimes but isn't other times sounds like a nightmare, I can't even imagine how you could conceptualize how these tricks could work. This machine is next-level, man. I always wonder how you'll top your previous thing and then you always do somehow.
the physical beauty of these rube machines are off the charts! ts chaos and genius hand in hand. Thank you for making strange and alien sounds come out of my mouth, I came here to eat my breakie and watch something couldnt do that TOO FUNNY! thank you really great job!🤣
Absolutely brilliant as always Joseph. I especially loved seeing your friends subjected to this. Makes you appreciate how much time you spent practicing this.
Wow, I really like your videos and all your efforts that you put into them. The imagination and the hours spent in the making are mind blowing. Still, I can not believe how you managed to swallow that cake/bread/whatever at 1:37, right after swallowing a whole sausage. Wow. Just wow.
This guy is literally the real life Wallace i mean all he needs to do is make a slide to take him from his bed to his car and he has basically made every invention real XD
I’m just impressed that Joseph could fit the entire eclair in his mouth in one bite. Also the conveyor belt itself, of course
Kamala can do it too!
Yeah, that felt fake
THROAT GOAT
@@adamw8469 thinking of politicians so much you bring them up in a videos like this is pretty pathetic
@@gregspencer2083 you’re pathetic if you can’t see humor and truth.
we gon just ignore how deep he took that eclair huh
Nah, we know. Date night I'm paying.
Lololol... Stuff to do when bored in quarantine
When I saw it coming im like. No he wouldn't would. oh my god he did.
Uhmmmmm buy me that mouth
he probably has a full dance card!
Things I'm impressed by:
1) How he consumed all that in 2 minutes
2) Chugging the soup
3) Deepthroating
4) How long the conveyor belt is
5) The sushi precision
6) The knife actually cutting properly
7) The napkins being held firmly enough to wipe a bit
the belt is not long, in fact, the end shows how short it is
I read your last sentence as wipe a butt
@@cloud8521 Yes
Heavy on the deep throating🤣
and the fact he ate toothpaste and then drank orange juice straight after.
People are getting amazed by the eclair thing but what I am amazed by is how cleanly he ate his part, no messing on the soup, yes there was some messing on that salad part but rest are just clean, the sushi eating was completely genius it landed right inside his mouth without any mess
probably took hundreds of attempts to get the conveyer belt right.
blowing the salad did me in.
The soup has a hidden drain into the pasta, though he still drank about a third of it. However because he had to do many takes he ended up drinking like ten bowls of soup
@@alexeecsnothing drained in the pasta it was his reflection
@@filipkolarik632theres a tube inside the pasta
I can't tell if I'm more impressed by the machines or by how fast the guy ate everything
What about how deep he took that eclair with no problem and barely chewed it! 😂
@@C-BTreeServiceI know right!😂😂 😂
did his throat chew a part of it or like whats going on??
I know this videos a few year old, but I want you to know how well it has gotten me through hard times. Seeing you take a treat so far down your throat will never be forgotten
Absolutely love how the friends just have this “what have i gotten into” face after JUST the napkin thrower
I also like how they all kinda messed up while using the conveyer feeder while Joseph is doing it cleanly like a champ
@@hippppoe6979 i meant he the one who made it , from the position , height or even the speed of this machine is set to perfectly match with him
@@hippppoe6979Except for the salad
@hippppoe6979 joseph most likely practiced this countless times while his friends just has one attempt.
How your boss expects you to eat during your lunch break
Literally
Druh
I’m still laughing @ this comment 😂
Boss? This is how elementary schools are getting kids ready, 30 min, but if you include walking to the cafeteria, getting food... they only have 15 min to actually eat.
I can't unsee the way he inhaled that eclair
1:36 bro must've practice to handle that 😂
the cake?
@RalphAndrewDimalanta what?
@@RalphAndrewDimalantathat's called an eclair
The most popular boy in school for sure
Took that eclair like a champ
This guy actually eats like he’s a competitive eater.
Not really you see how slow it’s going? Competitive people stuff their face fast and not get breaks in between to wipe their mouth unlike this guy. No where near competitive
@@C-BTreeService don't act like you could eat that fast billy
@@C-BTreeService yeah but that deep throat eclair was something even a bunch of competition eaters would struggle with lol.
It looks like he's secretly Matt Stonie
Having your friends come try it - just shows how impressive you are in accomplishing a flawless performance. You are dedicated.
Honestly I'm most impressed that he managed to drink orange juice despite having toothpaste in his mouth!
I eat toothpaste and drink orange juice for breakfast
It became a part of my tortu- I mean life now
Edit: look mom atleast Im not as useless as you thought
it tastes good im not kidding
He straight faced it too
he swallowed the toothpaste, thats what gave me a headache
@@YeeeetusYoinkus gonna have a stomach ache for the whole day
I was really fond of this concept ever since Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. About time we had an upgrade to that idea.
I was digging through comments just to find someone say this.
@@Filterios Chaplin's machine failed, but the bits of food had better sizes.
@@Filterios Me too...!
Exactly me too
first thing i thought of when I watched the video lol
This video is so much fun to watch, and it's plain to see you had a blast making it.
Honestly props for drinking all that soup
Yeah
You can see it pouring in a clear container right infront of the pasta container : )
@@Animaja001 no need to loose your manners. Not for this.
@@Animaja001 Derp
i believe he said in an old video, that due to multiple takes he just drinks red water. don't quote me on this one. you can see that his soup is more watery than the others.
A different (and more reliable) take to Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times.
Ingenious!!
that was the first thing I thought of; although it does indeed seem that a century has ironed out any of thr original flaws
I was just about to comment this ❤
How impressive Charlie Chaplin’s ingenuity was. Original.
I prefer Charlie's version when eating corn 🌽 lol
😎
Thank you, I just peed a little bit. 😂😂😂
Insane machine! Everything looked so smooth on Joseph (even the Eclair haha) and then came his friends...
Lets hope that they are still friends after the conveyor belt of doom😂
Mind-blowing
It's explained in the thumbnail
He deepthroated an eclair
So creative! Jeez, you took that eclair like a pro!
He took it like Kamala Harris
@@adamw8469 I was thinking more like Ivanka Trump, since she's literally a prostitute.
@@adamw8469 this comment make you really civilized like Doland trump 🤣
It was Cream Filled😳
@@adamw8469 Ayo???
That eclair went TOO deep
Trueee
Yk mate, i hear that every time with my parents, though they said something like uhhhh pick instead of eclair, not sure why
😂
There's no such thing 😏
Talent
I bet his GF must be so proud of his creation
**sees the eclair part**
I bet his BF must be so proud of his creation
XD
bahhahahaha
Lmao
Please don't be inappropriate all
@@tobejaison9781penis
The fact that he can eat that all in a few bites is somehow more amazing than the machine itself.
This was not built for everyday use
I think this is my new favorite video on the internet!
1:39 God, I miss her
Please, don't use God's name in vain!
@@tobejaison9781 fair enough mb
@@tobejaison9781 you can follow whatever dumb rules you want but please don't enforce them on the rest of us
Her? Who said anything about *her* 😏
@@toyotawitha20mm35 nahh 💀💀
Joseph: hey everyone! I made a new machine!
Everyone: great! How phallic is it going to be?
Joseph: yes.
He, ladies and gentlemen, is the throat GOAT!
Dudes got mad throat game
Bwahahhahahhaha
Dude got skills
That eclair though
How did a verified 3.38 million subscriber youtuber only get 26 likes in 10 months and no replies
@@actuallyarbitrary4444their most popular video doesn’t even have 3k views, skeptical
Purchased youtube account and views lol
@@actuallyarbitrary4444because no one really cares if a person is verified unless they know the person. And nobody seems to know this daretodream.
IKR
I like this design. It's funny how people used to try this design. charlie chaplin We will never forget you, you will always be a part of our memory, your beautiful shows
Definitely inspired by Charlie Chaplin!
He is the master!
@LeoEpic27 ! be quiet for several days
Modern Times
You have to wonder how many times he probably did the routine to get it to look so magnificent at the beginning, let alone all the other work involved. So very well done!
1:43 HE LOOKS SO EXPERIENCED
HE DO, INDEED.
Yo, dude absolutely *throated* the eclair
4:10 I can see how much this machine loves human! ☺️❤
Wow. The name of this video should be "Deep throat eclair" 😳
I haven’t watched his videos in a year! But I remembered him and just wanted to watch his videos! People love him because of his creativity and his passion for this TH-cam channel. I love him a lot as he solves many children’s problems in my country ‘New Zealand! And he is actually very funny keep on the good work and keep doing these types of stuff we all love them, I love how he puts all of these work into these videos making them very very high quality
Who needs a partner when you have Joseph’s machines? ☺️👍
Wow! That's serious dedication :) I don't know how much you had to eat during the recording day, but it was probably a lot...
We did it 35 times 😅
@@JosephsMachines Okay that's a lot (even if you didn't always have to eat the whole menu; 35 soups are already a lot)
@@JosephsMachines in a day??????
I expected to see you here
The salad caught me off guard! I burst out laughing for some reason. The eclair, how?
He has experience
Lol. Even food catches you off guard?
1:38 i liked that one, a lot of training and dedication 🎉
3:02 EVERYONE GETS PIED IN THE FACE BY THIS CUCUMBER THING AND ITS HILARIOUS
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
You have to chew fast enough
I love how he chugs the soup and eats the whole cake without running out of space in his mouth
The soup has a secret drain in the back into the pasta and the eclair is hollow inside. However he had to do many takes so he still ended up eating tons of food
yo?
@@ghostpiss1374Roach Dawg JR wassup
More than being impressed with the engineering, I’m impressed more with how fast he eats 😂😂😂
2:02
I thought he said i INVENTED some friends 🤣🤣🤣
Me also
I couldn't stop laughing when it was his friends turn, so funny 😂
Man, the thumbnail made it look like the train is shoving that eclair at full speed.
I dreamed of ridiculous conveyor belt ideas like this as a kid, love it
0:16 HE IS THE MASTER CHUGER
Happy birthday!
@@Shorty12346 huh
I love this guy's channel! So insanely creative and fun. Stuff like this is what I would've loved to make when I was 8 or so years old. Bravo to you for keeping the dream real!
I can't believe how well this work
i love that spark at 1:10 XD
That was cool
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someones daughter: 1:40
Maybe... but definitely somebody's son.
☠
Cringe overused Netflix joke
@@cinna_to4st_waff1es Too bad
I could literally watch this 100 times and still not fully grasp the complexity of it all. Not that the machines are too complex to follow! In fact, the opposite of that. I mean the complexity required to pull this off *and* have it still make sense and not be mechanically overwhelming. I'm astounded by the sheer quantity of moving parts in this. Keeping track of what's moving with the conveyor belt, what isn't, and what is sometimes but isn't other times sounds like a nightmare, I can't even imagine how you could conceptualize how these tricks could work. This machine is next-level, man. I always wonder how you'll top your previous thing and then you always do somehow.
I respect how dignified everyone looks, and comfortable, while availing themselves of this machine.
5:53 joseph"s face was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very cool! Very reminiscent of the similar scene in Charlie Chaplain’s “Modern Times”
That was my inspiration!
i was serching for this comment, that was my first thougt too! :)
@@JosephsMachines the song in 4:40 is masterpiece! Could you tell me who sing that song please, i really want to know😢😢
the physical beauty of these rube machines are off the charts! ts chaos and genius hand in hand. Thank you for making strange and alien sounds come out of my mouth, I came here to eat my breakie and watch something couldnt do that TOO FUNNY! thank you really great job!🤣
The toothpaste followed by orange juice at 4:40 is a dangerous combo
Why? Explain.
@@jhebertdelacruz5437 Awful taste
@@jhebertdelacruz5437 You should try it, it taste so amazing.
It’s probably just whipped cream
1:50 Why does he put on his glasses here on his own, and not with the help of a mechanism?
Didn’t wanna risk stabbing his eye probs
He didn't want to risk losing his eyes
At first i thought he does not like his salads😅 so he blows them with a hair dryer into mouth... but at the second course @5:15, he blows everything 😂
A garganta profunda no final foi show kkkkk
he verdade
Kkkkk bem isso
Absolutely brilliant as always Joseph. I especially loved seeing your friends subjected to this. Makes you appreciate how much time you spent practicing this.
1:38 that's just pure experience... All the women should take lessons from this guy 💀💀
1:43 man litteraly swallowed it wide open
Yeah 😰
Everything he does is just beyond me…like HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE MACHINES!?
My question is:
HOW LONG IS THAT CONVEYOR BELT!?
Keep up the good work!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
My children would have a ball at your museum when hopefully you decided to create one (please do)
Tom's face when he see's the soup. 😆 2:27
This is art
Its a good day when joseph uploads!
This is how I like to imagine Jim Carrey eats his meals.
It really seems to synergize with his personality on an inexplicable level.
Mr Bean would have loved one of these too
Thumbnail is wild😊
Imagine you were walking down the street and you just see this in the restaurant beside you-
If you slow it down a little, this is actually a genius concept! My favorite part is the device which slices and serves sausages!
I haven’t had anything in about 12 hours so this made me feel extra hungry!
The most impressive thing was that near the end he drank orange juice after having toothpaste in his mouth 👁️👄👁️
The throat goat
1:39 bro got better skills than most ppl😭
*_This is an idea, very interesting, continue to please us further with cool experiments!_*
He took that eclair like a champ. Makes me wonder why he bothered having the hotdog cut up.
See his face after eww 😳
Only way it fit down the tube.....duh
@@roxanne1987r Common sense humor isn't your strong suit........ is it?
@Matt B it is when it's funny........ son 🤣
@@roxanne1987r ah deflecting your own embarrassment because you didn't get a joke even a 12 year old would understand. I gotcha 🤣
bro just turned infinite backpack from videogames to another level.(the eclair).
Wow, I really like your videos and all your efforts that you put into them. The imagination and the hours spent in the making are mind blowing.
Still, I can not believe how you managed to swallow that cake/bread/whatever at 1:37, right after swallowing a whole sausage. Wow. Just wow.
Oh deer lord Joseph must have eaten an insane amount of calories perfecting this machine
元気がでたよありがとう😂😂😂
Ayo the eclairs tho 🤨📸
Can we just admire how fast the man could drink that bowl of soup like wow this man is a really fast eater
I don't have words to describe the details of entertainment I just witnessed. Bravo 🎉
That is hilarious!! Straight out of a Looney tunes cartoon!
Nice job Joseph!
1:31 wth he just consumed the donut
It's an *_eclair_*
1:38 put everything all, dwaddy!
1:37 way to far bro
Throat goat 💀
5:05seconds... That is OBSCENE 😆😆😆😆
I was just looking at that like bro 😂
Браво ! умеете проводить время , увлекательно и смешно , спасибо.
She: it's my first time so be gentle hihi
Also her: 1:38
😂😂😂😂
You took that eclair like you're used to it
3:17 what's that white stuff on the corn
buterr
Butt ear
Butt tar
This is art!
This guy is literally the real life Wallace i mean all he needs to do is make a slide to take him from his bed to his car and he has basically made every invention real XD
LOL! Hilarious! You won hands down! Your friends might’ve walked away still hungry! Keep up the good work! 👍🏼
He literally won hands down :D