We will release one elf for each strike removal. The rest will be held for other things. Shoe repair will be an acceptable trade for them to learn, work shall set them free. If you do not agree to these terms, them we shall nuke the North Pole from orbit, you have twenty minutes to agree to our terms. We await your response......
“Real white people take credit from black people of color all the time.” I remember the time when I was the one making all those clutch shoots in the Finals to help the Bulls win all those titles back in the 90s. Michael Jordan was riding my coattails the whole time
Yeah, "no Santa for this black woman", who is paler than a European. Pick and choose your heritage to suit the best teams in oppression Olympics, classic 2021
With you on that one. I should have asked Santa to bring me a Louisville slugger to practice swings on that man's Holly Jolly noggin. I guess there are always the after Christmas sales...
"I'm not gonna give a fictional white man credit for black people" Credit for what? Christmas? Her statement is being too broad, she has to be more specific lol Besides, the history of Christmas never had any black people in it lol
“Real white people take credit from us black all the time” Oh yeah I remember in my history class how they would teach us about how JFK gave a speech called “I have a dream”
God forbid there’s a fictional white old man that does something nice around the world to everyone regardless of race, creed, opinion, etc. on top of the fact the point is youre supposed to be good and listen to your parents or you wont get anything. Nah we cant be morally decent, they want us to be horrible to each other. They can get bent. Hope you have a great christmas gundam from a fellow new yorker
@@Drums_of_Liberation lol true, even if you were bad you did get coal i suppose. Santa had a present for everyone. I aint cancelling him, hes a great person to look up to
How insanely insecure do you have to be that you worry about your kid partaking in a fantasy that has a super limited shelf life because it takes away from you getting credit for giving shit to your kids?!?
I'm honestly really glad Gundam said "Merry Christmas" instead of trying to water it down. You shouldn't be shamed for saying Merry Christmas in a public setting.
@@michaelknox3715 literally noone has a problem with it. It's just a conspiracy theory that there is a war on Christmas because Starbucks didnt put Merry Christmas on their cups a few years back. Employees were told to say Happy Holidays because some people dont celebrate Christmas. Then there was a whole crisis over X-Mas which was just Christmas abbreviated people went full retard on that shit. Some people just live sad lives.
As a native Appalachian I can confirm the amount of poverty in the Mountains is insane compared to the rest of the country. Best quote I ever heard about it is "We were so poor we didn't know we were poor until the government told us so."
Also, I know it's not necessarily her car, but it's funny when you see people wine about oppression using their expensive smartphone to record themselves for a free online service while sitting in an expensive vehicle. Real oppression, poverty, and neglect looks like what Gundam showed at 11:06, not this TikToker.
Maybe one of her parents are African American? It still was hypocrisy. If she really had both American and African Americans blood in her, it really shows how conformity pressure destroys an individual. I still think her Christmas as a child was ruined somehow, half or not.
13:20 “Not me. Not this black woman.” Bro, I’m legit caucasian and I spend more time sitting in front of a computer screen than I do outdoors and her skin is pastier than mine! How the fuck!?
"I am not doing Santa in my house." Of course you shouldn't! Otherwise that'd be adultery. Everyone knows Santa is a married man. Like seriously, who says *doing Santa* instead of *celebrating Christmas*? Or maybe celebrating something is the problem. They don't want to be happy.
Never thought someone would get genuinely offended over Santa. You think my mom cared that a man was "taking all her credit"? A good parent would just want their kid to be happy, not push an agenda.
Does no one remember Tana Convention that was a real "Tana Con?" Why would anyone give this person money after conning her fans, endangering people's lives, and bragging about it?
She said "real white people take from us white people of color all the time." So she's white, but wishes she wasn't. This world is full of shit man lol Also Merry Christmas, Gundam. Hope you and the pup had a good one.
What's funny to me is that they obviously don't believe in anything, even what they pretend to currently care about and the embarrassing "right-wing" people take up every issue to try to debunk the beliefs which don't even exist.
Love Santa cuz he gives good toys the good boys and girls says no to the commies in the merchant Guild that screwed him over any and bitch slaps any elf beta who gets in his way.
@@SSJfraz yes they actually do. The Left is so lost in their sinful ways that they loop themselves in their own beliefs. It's the same with Cov. If the vaxx worked and they got it they shouldn't be afraid but they think they aren't safe until everyone gets it even if you personally don't want it. Which begs the answer if they are afraid that it doesn't work for them then the vaxx is ineffective and there's no reason for an individual to be forced to get it if they want but they will still scream and go insane if you question it.....it makes no sense at all which is why yes they think exactly like this.
@@wookieninja8794 I don't know, the right seems pretty stupid too. I mean, with the type of people that have abortions why would you want them to procreate? I don't get why abortion of all things is the hill they want to die on. You are literally making it to where there will be more Democrats if you do that. They also say stuff like, "we need prayer back in schools". Why? Why is that the most pressing issue? It's fucking dumb and literally does nothing.
I am surprised that you didn't mention Tana-con in the video. The biggest reason I believe that nobody is buying her tickets is because they all remember what happened at Tana-con. Hundreds of people got screwed out of their money for one of the worst planned conventions ever.
Thanks Gundam. For making me laugh in these strange times, for making me don't care as much about all of that senseless BS. I'm quite new to your content but you surelly got me hooked for good! Keep on the good shit ma boy.
So she would rather have her kids know that she's fully capable to buy those expensive presents instead of having them think that they come from some magical fat guy? Alright good luck with that one
Right! I always think that Christmas and Santa was a really good opportunity to give your children expensive presents that they really like without having to endure the possibility of the kid becoming an ungrateful spoiled brat.
@Jip Jackson ignoring the communist takeover is a surefire way to let them take it. I will fight to the last breath for my baby's future. Even if it means a future without an anticommunist father. I will sooner die than yield
Same with Neil deGrasse Tyson. Why ruin Christmas for children who care for nothing more than the magic & mystery Santa brings them before life steals that innocence & reality painfully sets in.
I'd like to know how the hell she rated getting a convention? Did she ever, well, DO ANYTHING of consequence? Maybe in a world where ladies like Kim and Paris got famous 'just because', I'm asking for too much. Merry Christmas!
Why is she saying "Y'all" with her light colored eyes and light colored skin calling herself a black woman... A warm cocoa is about all you're pulling off Homegurl.
@@Sandman_Slimfucking Mr scrooge over here, what's sad is expecting any Christmas presents at all as an adult, I enjoy Gundams content so getting videos for Christmas is honestly a treat for me 👍
It took me a while to realize that you don’t even have to respond to these people. They’re miserable, and the the worst thing for them is to see you happy. Politics is a game played by dumb miserable people. Just live your life and don’t stoop to their bullshit.
Love it when people get mad when I celebrated Christmas. While I was laughing my ass off and Drinking myself to oblivion some (Politically correct/stupid) people are crying because they're miserable. Loved every second of it. Merry Christmas everyone!
Right!? Like for real? Out of everything wrong with the world... folks celebrating Christmas just is "the last straw" lol a-holes just wanting to sh*t on others because they are miserable and don't know why (or refuse to know to stay ignorant and arrogant...)
Ive considered not doing the Santa thing with my future kids because it just feels like a weird idea to keep up that lie for years but I think it's a powerful moment when you look back years later and experience the realization and immense, mature appreciation for your parents.
Yeppers😎💙💚❤️🖤🇨🇦😎🤣😎 Have you ever thought about making a 3D CGi Undertale video game on the #Dreams Title gameplay development software by Media Molecule for PlayStation 4&5???
The government of Norway when they go to hell for blaspheming Saint Nicholas, the saint santa is based on. Well known for beating the heretic Arius for blasphemy.
Knot was tied and I had a good strong support beam and I was just about to kick the stool out from under me, thanks for saving me Gundam. Also, hi Fluffy!
Man, it’s crazy. I grew up believing in Santa and the last thing on my mind was what color he was. I had this weird power where if I saw a character, I could look past their race. So odd. As for the singing dad, I bet he’d change his tune once those ideas come for him. And the “Christmas Tour” thing was so funny it’s almost sad. Lmfao.
You have kept me thoroughly entertained throughout 2019, 2020 and 2021. And I look forward to more of your sh*t lord dark humor in 2022! Merry Christmas, Papa Gundam.
DSP complaining about meat being on the bone tickles me pink especially considering people come to my state to spend $100 to shuck oysters in the cold like a real Charlestonian does for a beer and cigarettes
Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastard. Your comment about santa being gay for one night of the year made me spit out my drink. Laughing that hard is truly a christmas miracle!
4 mins in, in a respons to that guys personal take. Cracking a lobsters shell and "slurping" out the meat (its more like prying out but whatever) Is the most satisfying god damn part of eating a fucking lobster. But either way, love your work Gundam, marry Christmas everyone!
Gundam, this is a Christmas Miracle for years to come. I will buy us both Futurama Sui**** Booths and RobotHookers sometime in 2045 when they come online for this video. Cheers.
Brunch? Just buy an 8-ball and space the fuck out alone for the same price. The conversation will be infinitely more meaningful and you don't have to go out.
A very merry UUUUNNNNN-Chrithmath to you, It'sAGundam! Keep Cringe-mas in your heart the whole year 'round. You know best how to keep it, if any man possess the knowledge. May the same be said of us, and all of us.
That "mother" is so self-centered, wanting all the credits but trying to play it as it's others fault her kids don't want to be around her .... maybe because she's so bitter, my dad and mom were bitter at each other even after divorce, ALL parents are selfish, they have kids so they can pat themselves on the back saying that "they are proud parents" where as I'm miserable everyday of life....why would I do that to someone else???
gundam, my dude...i know the burden it is having to see and hear all this stuff on a daily basis, i cant imagine going through as much as you do for your videos... just stay sane, and stay safe and warm... and merry christmas!
Dear Santa, this year we would like Susan to be nicer to Gundam. Sincerely, the fans who have your elves.
I'm keeping one of em for shoe repair
We will release one elf for each strike removal. The rest will be held for other things. Shoe repair will be an acceptable trade for them to learn, work shall set them free. If you do not agree to these terms, them we shall nuke the North Pole from orbit, you have twenty minutes to agree to our terms. We await your response......
Clock is ticking Susan.... Start chopping off ears!
@RoseKindred For real tho!
"You can keep the Jewish one." Sincerely -Santa
“Real white people take credit from black people of color all the time.”
I remember the time when I was the one making all those clutch shoots in the Finals to help the Bulls win all those titles back in the 90s. Michael Jordan was riding my coattails the whole time
That bitch had less color than me and I am about 98% white.
That woman looks whiter then most white people.
That chick was whiter than me except for the hair and that could have just been bleached black. Does that mean I can call myself a POC too?
@@theredneckalien5964 if anything she looks like she has a fake tan spray on.
She's just mad that white people invented 100% of the technological advancements in the last 2000 years.
"I'm not going to give a fictional white man credit for black people"
Saint Nicholas was a real human being, that wasn't black.
I have never seen a person so miserable that they have to drag their kids down with them, that lady must be fantastic at parties.
She probably doesn't get invited anywhere 🤣
@@SpareSomeChange8080 and if she does, she’s probably one of those people that tries to force whoever she’s hanging out with to let her kids come
Yeah, "no Santa for this black woman", who is paler than a European. Pick and choose your heritage to suit the best teams in oppression Olympics, classic 2021
Yeah ! she's whiter than me and I'm from England for fuck sake !
Yeah, she looks paler than me and I'm a red head! we're so pale you can see right through us!
I've been mistaken for a Scandinavian and I'm darker than her.
She looks about 1 percent black
I believe this is a case of Rachel Dolezal Syndrome.
That Christmas "song" actually triggered my fight or flight response, I actually wanted to beat him up, never felt like this before.
lol
Maybe you can do the dude a favor and knock his eyes straight, cause they're currently fighting over the possession of his nose
It made me wanna swallow a 10mm
that dude looked so strung out. No way he was sober
With you on that one. I should have asked Santa to bring me a Louisville slugger to practice swings on that man's Holly Jolly noggin. I guess there are always the after Christmas sales...
"..take credit from us black people of color all the time."
Lady looking pretty pale to be saying that.
The dude really did sing every buzzword he could think of, didnt he?
"I'm not gonna give a fictional white man credit for black people"
Credit for what? Christmas? Her statement is being too broad, she has to be more specific lol
Besides, the history of Christmas never had any black people in it lol
How much you want to bet she's only given jack and sh*t?
These people are beyond insecure.
This girl is more white than I as a European.
She is black? I know South Afrikanners with darker eyes and skin tone.
Santa is based on a real person
“Real white people take credit from us black all the time”
Oh yeah I remember in my history class how they would teach us about how JFK gave a speech called “I have a dream”
God forbid there’s a fictional white old man that does something nice around the world to everyone regardless of race, creed, opinion, etc. on top of the fact the point is youre supposed to be good and listen to your parents or you wont get anything. Nah we cant be morally decent, they want us to be horrible to each other. They can get bent. Hope you have a great christmas gundam from a fellow new yorker
Hey!! Coal is not "nothing". It keeps you warm in winter better than toys.
@@Drums_of_Liberation lol true, even if you were bad you did get coal i suppose. Santa had a present for everyone. I aint cancelling him, hes a great person to look up to
@@Djburstin facts. Better than most real people these days
How insanely insecure do you have to be that you worry about your kid partaking in a fantasy that has a super limited shelf life because it takes away from you getting credit for giving shit to your kids?!?
I'm honestly really glad Gundam said "Merry Christmas" instead of trying to water it down. You shouldn't be shamed for saying Merry Christmas in a public setting.
What do people have against saying merry Christmas?
Exactly, some thing attempted to shame me for it earlier today 😂
@@michaelknox3715 Something about being exclusive towards other cultures or some other b.s. Which apparently offends.
i said it all day yesterday at work. everyone who came through my register got a “i hope you have a merry christmas!” and most said it back
@@michaelknox3715 literally noone has a problem with it. It's just a conspiracy theory that there is a war on Christmas because Starbucks didnt put Merry Christmas on their cups a few years back. Employees were told to say Happy Holidays because some people dont celebrate Christmas. Then there was a whole crisis over X-Mas which was just Christmas abbreviated people went full retard on that shit. Some people just live sad lives.
Merry Christmas Gundam, this cringe was a great gift.
I was just thinking that! Salu!
666
Ayo this is unrelated, but what the fuck is a "Mayonnaise Minority" ? 10:17
@@aszneehitme8691 it's a racist slur
@@aszneehitme8691 A slur for white people like rais*n is for black people. Hypocrisy at it's finest.
Imagine being a Santa denier.
As a native Appalachian I can confirm the amount of poverty in the Mountains is insane compared to the rest of the country.
Best quote I ever heard about it is
"We were so poor we didn't know we were poor until the government told us so."
That woman is so bitter! “I don’t care about Santa so I’m going to post my opinions online!”
Why is she calling herself black? she's whiter than gay Santa's beard.
@@cocoduck7745 It's called "high yellow".
Also, I know it's not necessarily her car, but it's funny when you see people wine about oppression using their expensive smartphone to record themselves for a free online service while sitting in an expensive vehicle. Real oppression, poverty, and neglect looks like what Gundam showed at 11:06, not this TikToker.
Maybe one of her parents are African American? It still was hypocrisy. If she really had both American and African Americans blood in her, it really shows how conformity pressure destroys an individual. I still think her Christmas as a child was ruined somehow, half or not.
@@RKNancy She’s probably like a quarter or less. Definitely hardcore bitterness over something.
13:20 “Not me. Not this black woman.”
Bro, I’m legit caucasian and I spend more time sitting in front of a computer screen than I do outdoors and her skin is pastier than mine! How the fuck!?
Ikr. You can even see the rosiness of her cheeks and hazel eyes. You know she’s half white but dogs her other half.
To be fair, that old man wasn't wite, just one of the wite hating, Israelites.
(this message being "coded")
We are living in a world where it’s easier than ever to convince people that a angry German man from the 1940s was right
Any white person not coming to this realization is not paying attention.
"I am not doing Santa in my house." Of course you shouldn't! Otherwise that'd be adultery. Everyone knows Santa is a married man.
Like seriously, who says *doing Santa* instead of *celebrating Christmas*? Or maybe celebrating something is the problem. They don't want to be happy.
It's that big white beard. Definitely not daddy issues.
That pasty “black” woman definitely is a pro-“we wuz Santa Claus” supporter.
Never thought someone would get genuinely offended over Santa. You think my mom cared that a man was "taking all her credit"? A good parent would just want their kid to be happy, not push an agenda.
"Cancel Santa..."
To be fair, he's usually portrayed as an elderly, cis, white male... So he's already "problematic"
Leave the patron saint of prostitutes alone
Anyone who uses the term “cis” is problematic
Does no one remember Tana Convention that was a real "Tana Con?" Why would anyone give this person money after conning her fans, endangering people's lives, and bragging about it?
Yes I do remember
BeCaUsE sHe ToOk ReSpOnAbIlItY
I know, I puked in my mouth from that statement too...
What was Tana Con?
I only know Tana Mangina from the idubbz video (back when he was good).
Because yassssss queeeeeeeeen slayyyyyyyyyy git dat bagggggggg🔥
Honestly I forgot she existed 😂
She said "real white people take from us white people of color all the time."
So she's white, but wishes she wasn't. This world is full of shit man lol Also Merry Christmas, Gundam. Hope you and the pup had a good one.
I was thinking this the whole time... like she looks like a white girl trying to be black.
@@prestonrussell1452 so is she racist for that? In the eyes of the left she would be racist cause she is white trying to act black
I laugh in Chelé.
@@AVeryCrispyApe left protects racists and maps
@@tomkatt8274 Found the Qanon crackpot
I think all that Gundam wants for Christmas is to not get an aneurysm from all the cringe he's had to consume this year.
Your endless dark side phil roast always bring cheer Gundam.
I love how he miss pronounce Tana's name. it made my Christmas.
It's awesome lol
I thought her name was tina
tana Tiana Tina Tiana. who cares
Tianna Margarine*
@@salehvxr 1401iana basically.
The Left: Santa is racist and believing in him makes you racist!!!!
Sane people: Santa is gay. Are you homophobic?
The Left: *heads explode*
What's funny to me is that they obviously don't believe in anything, even what they pretend to currently care about and the embarrassing "right-wing" people take up every issue to try to debunk the beliefs which don't even exist.
Love Santa cuz he gives good toys the good boys and girls says no to the commies in the merchant Guild that screwed him over any and bitch slaps any elf beta who gets in his way.
Yeah, because most true left wing people really think this way.... 🤦♂️
@@SSJfraz yes they actually do. The Left is so lost in their sinful ways that they loop themselves in their own beliefs. It's the same with Cov. If the vaxx worked and they got it they shouldn't be afraid but they think they aren't safe until everyone gets it even if you personally don't want it. Which begs the answer if they are afraid that it doesn't work for them then the vaxx is ineffective and there's no reason for an individual to be forced to get it if they want but they will still scream and go insane if you question it.....it makes no sense at all which is why yes they think exactly like this.
@@wookieninja8794 I don't know, the right seems pretty stupid too. I mean, with the type of people that have abortions why would you want them to procreate? I don't get why abortion of all things is the hill they want to die on. You are literally making it to where there will be more Democrats if you do that. They also say stuff like, "we need prayer back in schools". Why? Why is that the most pressing issue? It's fucking dumb and literally does nothing.
I am surprised that you didn't mention Tana-con in the video. The biggest reason I believe that nobody is buying her tickets is because they all remember what happened at Tana-con. Hundreds of people got screwed out of their money for one of the worst planned conventions ever.
Thanks Gundam.
For making me laugh in these strange times, for making me don't care as much about all of that senseless BS. I'm quite new to your content but you surelly got me hooked for good! Keep on the good shit ma boy.
> calls anything "dumb"
> also has a Tiktok account
Gal, you even aware of the irony?
The Woke hates Christmas.
Just like Hitler
Fuck tiktok amirite guys-redditor
I've never celebrated Christmas or believed in Santa Claus, but I still think people who hate Christmas or Santa are the worst kind of Debbie Downers.
I never knew santa as a "old white guy" as i was never raised to only look at race.
I would rather throw my money directly into the garbage can than give it to those people.
So she would rather have her kids know that she's fully capable to buy those expensive presents instead of having them think that they come from some magical fat guy? Alright good luck with that one
The government bought her presents to her many kids. They also paid for the McD dinner.
Right! I always think that Christmas and Santa was a really good opportunity to give your children expensive presents that they really like without having to endure the possibility of the kid becoming an ungrateful spoiled brat.
She ain’t even black. She’s obviously mixed race and hates her white half. They’re the most confused people and always the most angry.
@@jjones797 super bitter.
@@jjones797 she's whiter than Rachel Dolezal
Well this is the most depressing Christmas I've ever experienced. Anyway Merry Christmas Gundam, I hope your holiday is good.
Sorry to hear that, hope your ok. Merry Christmas be safe.
Merry Christmas BlackVulcanX. Cheers to internet comradery.
@Jip Jackson ignoring the communist takeover is a surefire way to let them take it.
I will fight to the last breath for my baby's future. Even if it means a future without an anticommunist father. I will sooner die than yield
Hey,nothing bad last forever, Merry Christmas to you and your dear ones 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🤗🤗🤗🥳🥳🥳
@@armouredjester1622 maybe take a few minutes off, seem a little tweaked out.
Did you just use a Lilian Verner Gameshow clip?
Lmaoo
I fu**in love it.
It's definitely a good chrismess, been binge watching your shiiii. You the best gift of the year Gundam.
Here we fucking go!
Merry Christmas, Gundam! Your content has been keeping me warm when my can of tuna can't.
Have you tried getting *two* cans of tuna?
@@presidentirinavladimirovna7054 I am not sponsored by ridge wallet, sadly
@@dustinbriggs5520 😂
Same with Neil deGrasse Tyson. Why ruin Christmas for children who care for nothing more than the magic & mystery Santa brings them before life steals that innocence & reality painfully sets in.
He is a scientist
for someone so enlightened that guy seems so far up his own ass
@@venomousassault0 As it turns out, he's actually closer to the average redditor/twitter user than you think.
Some people just like telling their kids flat out that Santa doesn't exist
Lol reminds me of Bill burrs bit "Santa's not real! Your moms tits are fake! Basketball is rigged! NONE OF YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE"
Merry Christmas change my mind.
My husband and I love your witty content! Merry Xmas to you and Fluffy!
You'd think she'd have learned after the sh!tshow that was TanaCon that she should NEVER host a group event
I'd like to know how the hell she rated getting a convention? Did she ever, well, DO ANYTHING of consequence? Maybe in a world where ladies like Kim and Paris got famous 'just because', I'm asking for too much. Merry Christmas!
Yep
Why is she saying "Y'all" with her light colored eyes and light colored skin calling herself a black woman...
A warm cocoa is about all you're pulling off Homegurl.
LOL
With extra milk and marshmallows.
If she's a black woman, I'm one hundred and ten percent a black man
Shes white af for a black person
Right? she's barely even brown.
I love every clip of DSP. I’m not an online troll but he gives me inspiration. I’ve rarely seen anyone as trollable as him.
aw come on, gundam! you gotta buy one of those tickets! the material you will get from that would be priceless!
The only real present I need for Christmas! Thanks papa Gundam 🙏
Hamburger
100%
That's sad.
@@Sandman_Slimfucking Mr scrooge over here, what's sad is expecting any Christmas presents at all as an adult, I enjoy Gundams content so getting videos for Christmas is honestly a treat for me 👍
@@hamburglar710 I'm sorry you didn't get presents this year. I wish I could send you one. That's really sad. Merry Cringemas!
She really had to turn Christmas into a racial thing.
She has nothing else.
@@jakzine540 exactly.
It took me a while to realize that you don’t even have to respond to these people. They’re miserable, and the the worst thing for them is to see you happy. Politics is a game played by dumb miserable people. Just live your life and don’t stoop to their bullshit.
Tana endorsed Election Meddeling, my man. Never forget that.
Happy Holidays MADNUG!
Tana's new name is Tea-Ana now lmao
Marganou
Tea-Ana Mongoose
Tianenmen Massacre
Tijuana M0ng0l0id
@SoulRebel193 Nah, it was Brooke Houts who had the Rottweiler.
It's rather charitable of you to call that man "Cringe Daddy", because being a father requires having sex with a woman…
lol
Kek
hmm how young are you? because you can be called daddy without being a father... if you follow me xD
@@poijnve3912 true very true
@@poijnve3912 I knew there would be someone like you who couldn't just let the joke be. Always ready with the "Um, actually", are ya?
"we should just call this a war on normalcy". I mean, you don't even know how right you are
Love it when people get mad when I celebrated Christmas. While I was laughing my ass off and Drinking myself to oblivion some (Politically correct/stupid) people are crying because they're miserable. Loved every second of it. Merry Christmas everyone!
Right!? Like for real? Out of everything wrong with the world... folks celebrating Christmas just is "the last straw" lol a-holes just wanting to sh*t on others because they are miserable and don't know why (or refuse to know to stay ignorant and arrogant...)
I feel like no one actually got mad at you for celebrating Christmas and you're just saying something lmao
"You may ask 3 questions."
Me: "Sure, What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
That depends. African or European?
Gottem!
Wow, much humor guys. Try to keep it under control. You really burned her with that last question. Take it easy…..🙄
African or European swallow?
@@requiredow7096 the joke is a referance
*...I don't know that!*
Ive considered not doing the Santa thing with my future kids because it just feels like a weird idea to keep up that lie for years but I think it's a powerful moment when you look back years later and experience the realization and immense, mature appreciation for your parents.
Merry Christmas Gundam!!! Thanks for year round Joy and reminding me that not everyone is mentally challenged by choice!
The words 'TikTok' and "Star" are not ones that deserve to go together.
at least they called tiktok just that cause honestly everyone who posts shit on that app just seems to be a parasite just like a tick
New Papa Gundam video: The best Christmas present you never knew you needed
Yeppers😎💙💚❤️🖤🇨🇦😎🤣😎
Have you ever thought about making a 3D CGi Undertale video game on the #Dreams Title gameplay development software by Media Molecule for PlayStation 4&5???
Thanks for the Merry Christmas Gundam. Merry Christmas to you too.
I don't celebrate Christmas but I'm not gonna go around telling not to have fun. Hell, I'll even wish you merry Christmas if that's what you're into.
The government of Norway when they go to hell for blaspheming Saint Nicholas, the saint santa is based on. Well known for beating the heretic Arius for blasphemy.
Every time I think the world has reached its ultimate low, you prove me wrong. At least you bring it to me in a way that I can laugh at.
This world only proves that there's more of these assholes and and someday we have to be the light that saves humanity.
@@mikecampos1193 I have to do what now? Mmmmm, no thanks dawg, I'd rather sit back and watch this shit all go wrong, and laugh as the world implodes.
It's better to laugh than cry, my friend. Merry Christmas.
I've come to believe that there's no bottom to this abyss. Might as well have a few laughs and try to enjoy the journey.
@@charlesws7825 I'll be crying from both laughing and also the fact that the world is just a giant dumpster fire.
Merry Late Christmas @Papa Gundam
Also thanks for the shout out on FNT Livestream...or at least it sounded like it
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so many people i know irl lost cars lost houses, got into acciddents, lost loved ones. this month sucked
"Santa's not real, cancel santa"
Me: *hurts myself in confusion*
When you are so addicted to cancel culture you want to cancel someone that doesn't exist
You know what we used to say... "Standing behind every beautiful, sexy woman are ten men who can't stand to hear another word come out of her mouth."
The santa thing is extra funny because a lot of African people celebrate Christmas with a black santa.
Thank you for being 100% real with us Gundam. A lotta people just don't speak their minds anymore and you do, mad respect.
Ripping the meat off the bone is one of my favorite parts. I will never understand people that dislike that
It depends on the context. Eating a turkey leg or chicken wings? Great. Biting into a chicken tamale and finding they left the bones on; the worst.
Knot was tied and I had a good strong support beam and I was just about to kick the stool out from under me, thanks for saving me Gundam. Also, hi Fluffy!
Better luck next year, mate. With any luck I’ll be right there after you. ❤️
@@juliusweiss5447 Bless your soul, if you were here I'd share this can of tuna I stole from the gas station with you.
@@OhSnakes We can share it with each other in our souls, dear brother. Our tortured tortured souls.
Man, it’s crazy. I grew up believing in Santa and the last thing on my mind was what color he was.
I had this weird power where if I saw a character, I could look past their race. So odd.
As for the singing dad, I bet he’d change his tune once those ideas come for him.
And the “Christmas Tour” thing was so funny it’s almost sad. Lmfao.
"I don't wanna do a lot of work" is the most truthful thing DSP has ever said
This is a certified Christmas classic.
I guess Santa is coming out of the closest as opposed to come out of the chimney... still, it's Christmas it's a time for receiving.
Dad? The only things that gentleman has ever fathered is post-digestive food logs. Though methinks he's only ever mothered them.
Hope you had a good holiday Gundam. Thanks for all the funny videos.
13:14 you know to be honest if it wasn't for her hair I would never have guessed she was black.
She looks white with a lot of fake sun tan spray
You have kept me thoroughly entertained throughout 2019, 2020 and 2021. And I look forward to more of your sh*t lord dark humor in 2022! Merry Christmas, Papa Gundam.
DSP complaining about meat being on the bone tickles me pink especially considering people come to my state to spend $100 to shuck oysters in the cold like a real Charlestonian does for a beer and cigarettes
Ah yes I'm glad these jobbythehong clips are finaly getting the love they should.
The real Santa coming in with a Christmas upload 🙏
Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastard. Your comment about santa being gay for one night of the year made me spit out my drink.
Laughing that hard is truly a christmas miracle!
4 mins in, in a respons to that guys personal take.
Cracking a lobsters shell and "slurping" out the meat (its more like prying out but whatever) Is the most satisfying god damn part of eating a fucking lobster.
But either way, love your work Gundam, marry Christmas everyone!
Gundam, this is a Christmas Miracle for years to come. I will buy us both Futurama Sui**** Booths and RobotHookers sometime in 2045 when they come online for this video. Cheers.
Gundam is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving God bless you and your family bro Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas Gundam, thanks for being one of the funniest guys on the internet.
Merry Christmas to everybody reading this too.
Gundam should have bought the TanaTalks Pass and spend his time with her by overwhelming her with gundam lore and how jeff besos is actually Bask Om
Merry christmas gundam. Thanks for the smiles space cowboy.
Brunch? Just buy an 8-ball and space the fuck out alone for the same price. The conversation will be infinitely more meaningful and you don't have to go out.
Why do I feel Gundam has a playlist of Darksydephil clips he plays when he has a hard day and just giggles himself into a good night sleep.
Thanks for this.... merry christmas sir
Beautiful DSP clip. This year's best one. He really finished with a banger
Merry Christmas Gundam, thanks for always putting a smile on my face.
Keep being the hero we need Gundam. Hope you had a great day and looking forward to the great videos in 2022.
The hero we need, but don't deserve!
A very merry UUUUNNNNN-Chrithmath to you, It'sAGundam!
Keep Cringe-mas in your heart the whole year 'round. You know best how to keep it, if any man possess the knowledge. May the same be said of us, and all of us.
That "mother" is so self-centered, wanting all the credits but trying to play it as it's others fault her kids don't want to be around her .... maybe because she's so bitter, my dad and mom were bitter at each other even after divorce, ALL parents are selfish, they have kids so they can pat themselves on the back saying that "they are proud parents" where as I'm miserable everyday of life....why would I do that to someone else???
gundam, my dude...i know the burden it is having to see and hear all this stuff on a daily basis, i cant imagine going through as much as you do for your videos... just stay sane, and stay safe and warm... and merry christmas!