My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian
Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.
Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.
Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻
in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.
Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.
Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.
^he probably didn't end his sentences that way, as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang.... -sorry i had to-
Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.
a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that
True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...
Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.
@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names
DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂
This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”. So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “. End of military discussion.
Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.
I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!
I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.
Fun story! But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!
ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.
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Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥
That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course
My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.
@@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.
I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.
@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌
In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series. *Then i realized i was indian* Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))
@@snay6869 stress, hypertension, a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time, then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief, then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens), then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight, also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies, there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions. Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.
@@snay6869 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.
As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.
Majid...Dont lie..it is obvious. Indian kids who see bollywood have dreams like ..ing heroines, i had dreamt of my own chemistry teacher but that remained just a dream.
Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people. If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot
@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally. Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.
@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.
@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to. Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday. However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards. There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper. Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.
boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.
Good one. Hilarious! and for the haters, you guys need to chill out. he's not talking against Indian doctors in India. and if you guys can't take humor, then this is the wrong channel for you all.
you are by far my favorite comedian....i work 6 days a week at the post office and listening to you at the end of the day makes it all better...thank you for being funny as hell!!!!
Oh.. I just love the offended Indians ("proud to be Indians") in the comment section of Russell Peter's videos. . . . It is like clicking on porn and reporting it for nudity and saying proud to be celibate.
Russell Peters doesnt enjoy what he does,he has severe depression that he admitted to in multiple interviews. I'd take being a doctor that wants to be a doctor than a $1billion depressed person doing nothing useful.
Indian doctors are not found in the list of eight best doctors in the world.U.S.A tops the list followed by England,France,Germany,Australia,Switzeland,Italy and Greece.
He appeared in "Source Code" from 2011 starring Jake Gyllenhaal. I do not know about any other movie appearences Edit: fixed the release year of the movie and grammar issue
My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭
My cousin did software engineering from BITS India (Goa campus) and now working as Software Development Engineer in Walmart Labs, Sunnyvale, US. My point is "It doesn't matter where you've come from, what, matters is where you want to be!" Stop shaming education streams and remember knowledge is never a waste!
now I'm just waiting for a black guy from the hood to comment that "it ain't no easy shit becoming a doctor and shit in the hooood. you gotta break some bones and shit in order to fix em"
"Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!"
"Son, you can dance on your break."
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters
@CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!
I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.
Nicely noticed 😂
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂
As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born
小学生 Lol すごい
小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?
SS Hakuru thats japanese
小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂
小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it
*even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering*
😂😁😝
on point.
@Fiker Gaming AIB dudes
born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂
@Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM
that from the most prestigious of instis Xd
My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian
The India dudes name is Peterson wtf
@@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron
@@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza
@@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then
@@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?
My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient
😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That turned dark
But the
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"When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor"
Me: *laughs nervously*
Did u if so congrats
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 she meant she l didn't want to become a doctor
@@rubaiyatmehedi9337 she changed the commment a lot
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 ohh
We feel you😂
In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life
I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.
Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years
Lol true as shit!
Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!
Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.
Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.
Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@
I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)
Peru is America.
Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂
Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.
Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”
Underrated😂😂
LOLOL.....😀
😄😅🤣😀😆
I'm dying omg 😭
LMAO
Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer
Omg it's a joke🤦🏻♀️
@@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.
It is hahahaha
@@amandac8836 they don't speak English though
Sandoo
@@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂
@@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum
Son: I don’t want to be a doctor
Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !
Atleast radiologist. Well well!
@@jitendrabillaiya1392 radiology is the most contested post in India.
How about dermatology?
@@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 We'all need an apology 😂
ever gone to school???
Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke.
My mom call me atlooo 2:36
My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐
Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul
Call me Ghandoo
@@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate
+Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.
Asians have 3 options:
1) Doctor
2) Engineer
3) Disgrace
and lawyer bro !
one more-teacher.
Or business
On point !👌
So true bro that's my family
Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻
Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!
You need an Indian doctor.
Watch chris rock too u wud love it
Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free
Which country are you in? I'm coming
In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer
My math teacher is from India and he is engineer
@@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.
Why is that?
@@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣
@@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀
My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise
Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.
Did an Indian doctor write this?
just a joke..chill
fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.
Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis
in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.
But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?
Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.
Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying
Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.
^he probably didn't end his sentences that way,
as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang....
-sorry i had to-
I love that he makes fun of everyone
stev9079 mxfxkst
Love the face 😆 Sandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Pewdiepie confirmed
Right
Yes! .. Like you.. Lol
Me who preparing for NEET and searching vlags of Indian doctors for motivation and found this🤓🤓
Same😭
Same
same lolz
@@PushpaDevi-un7ef *end
We should leave yt 😂
If you are an Arab then you have the following careers:
a- Doctor
b- Engineer
c- High rank military personnel
d- Lawyer
e- A disgrace to your family
😂😂😂.. ALMOST TRUE FOR ALL ASIAN
True
True for many eastern cultures for some reason.
African aslo
Really ??? I thought you all have your own oil wells
That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!
I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.
And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time
That's sad and awesome at the same time
Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..
sandoooo??
Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.
Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.
This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.
Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...
@@prashponnappa6731 stfu
@@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua
IKR 😂
He makes fun of everyone.
My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol
I feel you man
my parents just wanted us to be wealthy and all four her children make over 200000 grand a year
the word is expectations I believe :v
@@soniamerrill5867 you believe wrong
no peaking young blood what do you guys do lol?
Am I the only one Who enjoyed the black doctor😂😂
ThatOneAsianBroChick their disadvantages come from their own communities.
@@kitenoticing *Corruption from govt.
He was doing Icecube impression tbh
Name man he was awesome and shit.
I really wanna hear more on the Black Doctor and shit.
I'm Indian and if I told my parents I wanted to be a doctor they'd laugh at me.
My parents never had high expectations for me lol.
i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol
@@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"
@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?
You must be the third child
this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐
a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that
True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...
H C
Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga
Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.
I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...
I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right
Why you dropped out?
But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend
@@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal
@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names
@@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?
Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)
It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')
That's huge bruh happy for you!
Me too!
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Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.
Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm
"Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂
my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p
THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁
THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)
DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂
My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us
DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
Those r the dislikers.
ok go stright then left then right
NatW318 then somebody gonna go to doctor
so who wont's a beating 😡
NatW318 lol I get it
Doctor from the hood lmfao
LMAO :V :V
Brown Skunk lol
@@anth91386 black?
This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”.
So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “.
End of military discussion.
Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.
"Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit."
Lol omg 🤣
I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.
LOol 😂😂😂
"If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."
Was he Dr. Dre?
I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!
I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.
"Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉
Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!
Fun story!
But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!
ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true
don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.
Ask any 5th grade student in india
1 Doctor
2 engineer
3 scientist
Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job
I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!
4. Pilot
4. Gas station....
Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"
I'm learning english with him :D
greetings from germany 🇩🇪
With Indian accent too? 😁
Guten tag
🇸🇦🤙
Why learn from an indian comedian when you can actually learn from an indian!!
“Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂
that black guy impersonation was hilarious
B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...
No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.
Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂
Really the NBA guys are impressive
Hey
At least I’m Indian
And not becoming a doctor.
I’m becoming an....
Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.
Chinggis Han what is your profile pic
@vaishnavi dubey इस डॉक्टर का लिखा हर पर्चा मौत की तरफ बुलाता है!
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Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD
😂😂😂
"Thank you come again"
Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it....
😂😁😝
Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥
All hail Indian doctors 😁
Not their Dads?
❤
The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.
Similar to Indian parents
Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)
I'm a filipino btw.
Lord Lmao
Or a mailman
becoming doctor is one of the toughest ting in India .nobody goes through that shit without wanting to be one
I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.
chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing
Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself
chaitanya arepalli : What About CA
That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course
My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.
It's common for this to happen.
@@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.
I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD
I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.
That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)
🤣🤣🤣
When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre
Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny
he missed that BIG TIME
...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?
@@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.
In India you can be a:-
• Doctor
• Engineer
• Any Government Officer
• or a WASTE
When a jamaican radiologist find a hazy spot in the X-ray: you got a blood claat inna yah chest LOL LOL LMAOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂 i died
JEEZZZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.
Well did it work?
Hope your kids would want the same
@@jack-nb3wm lol ikr
@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌
I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.
In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series.
*Then i realized i was indian*
Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))
😂😂
We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏
GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)
You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series
Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it
Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!
My class : Taking a test in absolute silence
That one kid in the hallway : 4:38
hahaha lol hilarious!!
I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD
Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor
Do you want to become one?
@@snay6869 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no
@@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.
@@snay6869 stress,
hypertension,
a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time,
then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief,
then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens),
then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight,
also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies,
there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective
Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions.
Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.
@@snay6869 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.
I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣
*Samuel L. Jackson as a Doctor*
I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract
As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.
You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…
I'm an Indian doctor and I completely agree
Mahanth Ashok I am an Indian MBBS student and I took this field by my choice :P
and I think that you're both gay
You are LYING...
Says the man with Dexter in his profile picture. I would NOT like a surgery from you.
Majid...Dont lie..it is obvious. Indian kids who see bollywood have dreams like ..ing heroines, i had dreamt of my own chemistry teacher but that remained just a dream.
India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏
Actually they are the worst and corrupt like Indias politicians
They will sell your organs.
The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁
I am Indian , at 14 I wanted to a space scientist at NASA and now I am a Med Student at stanford.
Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people.
If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot
@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally.
Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.
@@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift
@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.
@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to.
Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday.
However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards.
There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper.
Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.
As a physician, I found this hilarious
I wanted to be a drummer and someone who operated space ships when I was 15. Im 28 now and I am doctor in India.
Rex Christo 😢😢😭
I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(
boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.
Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..
I know Russel always does same type of jokes but I can’t get enough of them! 😂
My options:
1) Doctor
2) Engineer
3) Entrepreneurship
4) Disgrace
5) Useless and disowned
I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂
Lmao
@@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?
@@jaybirdfly149 me
Indian parents won't allow entrepreneurship. Although and I don't give a sh*t about what they want me to do.
Good one. Hilarious! and for the haters, you guys need to chill out. he's not talking against Indian doctors in India. and if you guys can't take humor, then this is the wrong channel for you all.
I don't care how many times I see his act, I am crying laughing every time.
I wanted to be a fashion designer
I forgot I'm an Indian
I became a doctor
Also, I'm a girl.
Russell's never gonna be my patient now...
👍👌👏😂
Bad ass!!❤
I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally
that's trueeee my parents *never forced* me to become a doctor, they just said you can if you want or they just wanted me to *marry a doctor* lmaoo
you are by far my favorite comedian....i work 6 days a week at the post office and listening to you at the end of the day makes it all better...thank you for being funny as hell!!!!
Oh.. I just love the offended Indians ("proud to be Indians") in the comment section of Russell Peter's videos.
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.
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It is like clicking on porn and reporting it for nudity and saying proud to be celibate.
I get that you don’t like them .
IRS/CRA Scam callers from India!
a9raag serious butthurt peeps, we get it you don't like us. 😂
What a psycho...need to b treated immediately...ha ha ha
Adolf Hitler i wrote 2 comments that's it, and I'm not sure you know what's the meaning of mad:)
2:25 I have seen this video 200+ times.
This face just made my day.
I am an Indian doctor born and brought up in India and when I was 14 I wanted to be a..... DOCTOR
WHY, a doctor ? That's the question...
Because a "joker" on stage like Russell doesn't have a net worth of $50+ Million and a successful doctor's net worth is 35-40 times lower.
Russell Peters doesnt enjoy what he does,he has severe depression that he admitted to in multiple interviews. I'd take being a doctor that wants to be a doctor than a $1billion depressed person doing nothing useful.
That's because your parents hammered it into your brain when you were 4 instead of 14 like my parents
And he was talking about indian's brought up in America
India got the best doctors though. They are always high in demand all around the world.
No.
Indian doctors are not found in the list of eight best doctors in the world.U.S.A tops the list followed by England,France,Germany,Australia,Switzeland,Italy and Greece.
selvanayagen MOORGHEN USA tops the list? Yeah! Right!😹😹😹😹
Just ONE question - "WHY" is this guy not in movies???!!! Absolutely Hilarious!
He appeared in "Source Code" from 2011 starring Jake Gyllenhaal. I do not know about any other movie appearences
Edit: fixed the release year of the movie and grammar issue
Just googled, he appeared in quite a lot of movies and has his own show right now
Check his series. Indian detective.
Ripped 2017 thats a lit movie
ScottishLad 1 because he’s not funny
100 раз убеждалась в том, что американский юмор умопомрачительный в оригинале и просто невозможный в переводе.
101й сегодня. Спасибо доктор Питерс
Armenians have 3 options:
1) Doctor/Lawyer/Enginer
2) Sell weed
3) Fraud
Weed 🍲 😋😋😂
Siam Simte I think that one would fall under fraud! 😂
Sohima Shah definitely doctor
@Maximilianmus 420 😂😂😂
That's 5
That dance was so cool man! 😂😂👍 Did not expect it at all!
2:55
That guy's laugh 😂
Reyes Axe what about it?
That Guy, well played . 😆
Reyes Axe Lovely day enjoy
Reyes Axe sounded more like a girl
Reyes Axe i
My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭
Russell I’d like to thank you for years of painful laughter.
Just stumbled on this dude. One of the funniest stand up comedians. Definitely a big fan
i don't think russel has no idea how much fun we have ob the other side of the screen.
I can’t. I just can’t. Every time he makes that “Sandoo” face. I can’t hold it in. 😂😂😂
I saw Edward after he said
“ Ed Woo might be your name“
I died 🤣🤣🤣
My cousin did engineering and now he is working in govt bank😂😂
All his engeenering wasted
Could have choose commerce instead of science isntead
My cousin did software engineering from BITS India (Goa campus) and now working as Software Development Engineer in Walmart Labs, Sunnyvale, US.
My point is "It doesn't matter where you've come from, what, matters is where you want to be!"
Stop shaming education streams and remember knowledge is never a waste!
@@reyanshchauhan5568 going to us in not an achievement lol
@@nishant1877 Ok try to get a job in us from India then you will find it's achievement or not
now I'm just waiting for a black guy from the hood to comment that "it ain't no easy shit becoming a doctor and shit in the hooood. you gotta break some bones and shit in order to fix em"
I cannot stop laughing. Ironically my husband is a black doctor. Too funny
0:31 14 year old aspiring to become a doctor right here 🙋🏽♂️😂
Me too
I just rewatched the doctor-from-the-hood part a dozen plus times. Hilarious!
Same lol
One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.
2:56 here's an extra toilet paper 🧻😂😂
" He might very well be Ed wuu" lol 2:46
😂
I wanted to become a doctor and now I am doing engineering.
RIP! your dreams..... :D
Oh so you chose your other option!
Divyansh Jaiswal same here..
brah don t cry
i am an engineer and i wanted to be a dancer
Bcoz u don't have enough marks to pursue MBBS.