A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ... | Maz Jobrani | TED

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    Iranian-American comedian Maz Jobrani takes to the TEDxSummit stage in Doha, Qatar to take on serious issues in the Middle East -- like how many kisses to give when saying "Hi," and what not to say on an American airplane.
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  • @Ri9e
    @Ri9e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    You know the future is dark when a channel like Ted, Clickbait's you

    • @jakubveselka361
      @jakubveselka361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yes, that was truly cheap. :-(

    • @startingpoint9579
      @startingpoint9579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @wheels turn wtf bro!!

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the sin of Sunni's never allows for good healthy laughs

    • @04jps
      @04jps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right hahahaha

    • @mennatallah-aly
      @mennatallah-aly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @wheels turn ted is basically a media organization posting "ideas worth spreading" videos.

  • @spachkhe
    @spachkhe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    Between all his comedy he said some thing very important. ""Travel and understand people. ""
    By doing this we can avoid many misunderstandings and perceptions. 100% agree

    • @fnur51
      @fnur51 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      agreed

    • @theserialskeptic7075
      @theserialskeptic7075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He forgot to say that if you TRAVEL to muslim countries, you could end up beheaded.

    • @goldenmohammed999
      @goldenmohammed999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      +theserialskeptic no you couldn't, unless you behead someone else who deserves living. don't judge people just by listening to what others say. God gave you a mind please use it.

    • @መሰረት-ወ7ነ
      @መሰረት-ወ7ነ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Hiindxx you can get shot in USA too just walking around

    • @rajabisnis
      @rajabisnis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your comment actually shows the exact opposite of what is being accused. I quarantee you won't get shot simply because of your appearance there, but here you are telling people fake stories
      so who misunderstood who?

  • @uttkarshkumar6897
    @uttkarshkumar6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    Within 7 Minutes, he Roasted nearly 10 - 15 countries. 💥

    • @viva9245
      @viva9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      because he is so ignorant. when they have nothing to say start to make fun of other,

    • @bitchette
      @bitchette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@viva9245 nope. You gotta know a lot about someone or about a place, and be clever, to make jokes that actually make people laugh of themselves. Laughing of something isn't stupidity and sometimes, it's even cleverness. He could have made these jokes about France and you wouldn't have said the same thing. You can watch Paul Taylor if you want something similar. He's killing my country and it's funny !

    • @ajitkumar15
      @ajitkumar15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Uttkarsh kumar he was just joking man

    • @mattball7074
      @mattball7074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cat & Billi Not all the crowd, unfortunately.

    • @mdfaheemuddin2031
      @mdfaheemuddin2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never mind, he is a fan of Carry

  • @DLF218
    @DLF218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The power of laughter and the ability not to take things too seriously. Humor brings us together. Love the Middle East.

  • @adriaanvanthof7001
    @adriaanvanthof7001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Only a true artist can make a mixed group laugh like this and let outsiders like me laugh probably even harder.

    • @Sophia-23
      @Sophia-23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's really good. 👍

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      After he took the red pill CYPHER lost a successful stage career.

    • @davidasare6841
      @davidasare6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @erikafinland2162
      @erikafinland2162 ปีที่แล้ว

      ÅåÅÅA5ÅÅA00A00

    • @chukwueleke1959
      @chukwueleke1959 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true, he is really good at it

  • @AP-gb1yk
    @AP-gb1yk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10713

    Half of indians landed here watching 'Indian' in the title..

    • @ritikraj9471
      @ritikraj9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      this is an extreme level of curiosity

    • @AP-gb1yk
      @AP-gb1yk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@ritikraj9471 and better /GB data rates too

    • @ritikraj9471
      @ritikraj9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah true☺

    • @harshitraj4209
      @harshitraj4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not everyone

    • @nw3877
      @nw3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      why wouldn't they ? probably saudis and iranis landed here too.

  • @anamikakumari4209
    @anamikakumari4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5295

    Indian title is enough for million view.....

    • @roymiller4513
      @roymiller4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha 😂😂😂

    • @vladailic5945
      @vladailic5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rofl

    • @saiyedrayhan7324
      @saiyedrayhan7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmaooo

    • @BulkyHealthyCat
      @BulkyHealthyCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Arabs like me and persian people exist too not only indians

    • @rahulk1203
      @rahulk1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And when it gets millions of views whole world scratches it’s head and falls for click bait too!
      😂

  • @BrandonYoungMusic
    @BrandonYoungMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is actually amazing. It’s clean, funny and it’s not offensive.

  • @GS-qe3pt
    @GS-qe3pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    Now gotta make "Indian and Chinese enter in a hotel". 34 M views guaranteed.

    • @DrAdityaa
      @DrAdityaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hahaha true af.. Chances of trending in India is also there.

    • @Morningstarintheroses
      @Morningstarintheroses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Kazumi San 😀😁😁😂well said, bro.

    • @alexsamuel514
      @alexsamuel514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This funnier than the talk itself lol

    • @sepakbolago7549
      @sepakbolago7549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't forget wkwkwk land. you've got +5 M views guaranteed.

    • @muhammadzaini5728
      @muhammadzaini5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      + indonesia and philipine then make it B

  • @kianhorn8209
    @kianhorn8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Lived in Qatar for 10 years, and I clicked to hear about this "Qatari Bar".

    • @unknownuser927
      @unknownuser927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too

    • @abdurrahman-se6cc
      @abdurrahman-se6cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same here..

    • @down2uranus
      @down2uranus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @DatLeo47
      @DatLeo47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same.....

    • @fari7357
      @fari7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      never ever in my 6 years in qatar life i heard of a qatari bar-

  • @infinitypoker6383
    @infinitypoker6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    this made me proud to see all these people getting along... beautiful

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Getting along? LOL. Qatar is now under boycott.

    • @tommi7554
      @tommi7554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But still they won't let go oppressing women... niqabis, burkhas and so on. It's so sad they still don't have equal rights and yet the people are talking about racism, which is same thing when you have different rules and rights to women and man, just based on gender. Only colour seems to matter.

    • @mohedshaikh3138
      @mohedshaikh3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tommi it’s not required by anybody in Qatar to do any of these things and tbh my mother gets paid more than my father lol 😂 and she can work anywhere so there are equal rights but if anybody is forced to do anything it’s because of their family ( eg: father or mother)not the country itself. Hope this was helpful👍🏻👍🏻

    • @peteamos5596
      @peteamos5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are just ppl from different lands we're more the same than different.

    • @UltraGalacticSuperFantastic
      @UltraGalacticSuperFantastic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommi7554 Didn't you see the crowd? Beautiful women left right n center, some with niqabs and some without...they looked fine to me. In fact they looked healthier and more stylish than most American women...

  • @satyam3129
    @satyam3129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    OMG he said many serious things with so much Simplicity and made ppl laugh. Hats off to you.

  • @tariqalmutairi9788
    @tariqalmutairi9788 10 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    So much love to Iranian ppl from Saudi Arabia :) love u brothers

    • @TathD
      @TathD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha!

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello sister

    • @abdulaziz-cq3uc
      @abdulaziz-cq3uc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hediyeh B oh cool , i love iranian girls they’re all so beautiful

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i said nothing bruh :P

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wouldn't bruh , lemme tell u something i've gotten a lot of friends from Iran so they've the same lov that i've to Samam " may Allah have mercy on him so i don't respect your opinion bro , try to spread the lov with all Muslims not dividing , الرسول عليه الصلاه والسلام قال لافرق بين عربي واعجمبي الا بالتقوي .. وخلك محضر خير واجعلهم يحبون ديننا وطننا مو كافي الاعلام ضالم السعوديه ، مشكور اخوي :)

  • @lovemorenk6501
    @lovemorenk6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    I love it. Make people laugh without any “bad words” it’s possible here’s the proof.

    • @benden5095
      @benden5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I love clean comedy. Most "comedians" have no material so they just throw in some expletives.

    • @lovemorenk6501
      @lovemorenk6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damion Copeland exactly

    • @jimsmith1846
      @jimsmith1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Some comedians go for the "shock value" and a cheap laugh.

    • @awkela3316
      @awkela3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can watch fluffy also
      I think he is even better

    • @udkiannarajrajathinagaran4463
      @udkiannarajrajathinagaran4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lovemore Nk very true.

  • @keralajanasevakendram9518
    @keralajanasevakendram9518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I LOVE HOW THE AUDIENCE REACTED TO HIS JOKES. GENTLE, POLITE GIVING A HUGE SMILE ONE FACES,NOT MAKING SUCH A LOUD NOISE. JUST THEIR HAPPY FACES IS ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY THIS SHOW.
    SURE THIS ARAB AUDIENCE NEEN BIG RESPECT.

  • @YouCanWinZis
    @YouCanWinZis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That is so amazing! I expected a TED talk from a comedian, and what I witnessed instead was mind-blowing, heartfelt and inspiring wisdom. Thank you so much for this!

  • @aryamahima3
    @aryamahima3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    I'm Indian. I never knew that saudis laughs so openly... please don't take me wrong...
    I just love the talk...

    • @rejencann7411
      @rejencann7411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      They laugh loud enough to make it hearable across the whole peninsula

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      the sin of Sunni's never allows for good healthy laughs

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Mohammedi wonder if you can laugh without guilt

    • @moodylad2033
      @moodylad2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mohammed oOOOOoooOOoOO

    • @deniseg-hill1730
      @deniseg-hill1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They are Qataris not S/Arabians. Saudis wear red checked Keffiyehs. Qataris and Emiratis wear white Keffiyehs.

  • @saidmahumed6958
    @saidmahumed6958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Dude this guy is Incredible.....He just explained the whole Middle-East criteria in just 7min ....LOL

  • @owlbeback1660
    @owlbeback1660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I just love how at around 4:26, he talks about how middle eastern people laugh.. and the camera immediately pans to the most disinterested woman in the crowd

    • @adelhamdi9247
      @adelhamdi9247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Ahamad Anees she probably had no clue what he was talking about 😂

    • @josephshields2057
      @josephshields2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe they are cautious because of some of the strict laws in certain country,s

    • @pingpong3248
      @pingpong3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um sorry but I think they were some important people so...

    • @AshishSharma-cg4lt
      @AshishSharma-cg4lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She is Indian

    • @rahathossainrahim6035
      @rahathossainrahim6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AshishSharma-cg4lt you wish😂

  • @johnoneill1386
    @johnoneill1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I learned more about the cultures of more Middle Eastern countries from this video then I ever did in Social Studies.

  • @mehboobkm3728
    @mehboobkm3728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Love this guy!! Talking about very serious and sensitive things that plague our society these days with a tint of humor. I advise people to visit countries like Iran to know how beautiful those countries and how friendly their people are rather than just being prejudiced and believe what you want to believe!

  • @keithriemer3622
    @keithriemer3622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Dude you just brought together every race in the world with that show and was incredible and funny and just awesome! Thank you brother for just being human!

    • @ragemsaid8697
      @ragemsaid8697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith Riemer m Somali I don’t even lough any more
      But he really excellent
      All I hear a news that my pple r dyin killed by American drone

  • @lettielotho-chiok7589
    @lettielotho-chiok7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He's ridiculous! Such a delight to hear a Middle East guy (of course he's a comedian) but he's downright funny touching on different nationalities esp. Middle Easterners with such humour and wit. Laughter is wonderful, it brings joy and openness.

  • @archankumarmyana40
    @archankumarmyana40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    When an Arab says Strawberry, rainbow, tooti frooti in the middle of a conversation, they feel like code words 😂

    • @arc0613
      @arc0613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude ur name is archan, and i laughed so much because mine us archana .😶

    • @serialskeptic
      @serialskeptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will vote you for the next Chief of RAW or AntiTerroristForce

    • @farQuhar85
      @farQuhar85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only one fault: He has Iranian roots.
      Yes, there’s a difference between Iran and Arab.

    • @serialskeptic
      @serialskeptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@farQuhar85 Both are EQUALLY dangerous

    • @dattebayo2000
      @dattebayo2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@serialskeptic nope kid, get out of the basement

  • @abuubakarjuma88
    @abuubakarjuma88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I look at the crowd I only see DIVERSITY and It's the most beautiful thing to see

    • @nikhilbaranwal1130
      @nikhilbaranwal1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then you should visit India once

    • @mohit_panjwani
      @mohit_panjwani 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikhilbaranwal1130 you wouldn’t find any Europeans there.

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many non-Muslims?

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mohit_panjwani yeah well you’re a century late , before that you could’ve found , the French , Dutch , English , German even the Japanese here😂 (if u know what I mean)

    • @dev_peace_soul
      @dev_peace_soul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mohit_panjwani lol we have two European languages French and English
      Then pondicherry
      In cities like delhi,mumbai,banglore there are like tons of foreigners 🤣

  • @wildlifeartistgj
    @wildlifeartistgj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    An ambassador for peace, respect, kindness and fairplay. We can all learn from one another.

  • @saum61096
    @saum61096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    I bet half of you landed after reading "A Saudi, an Iranian and an Indian.."

    • @soorajvijayan4620
      @soorajvijayan4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sure it is

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But only the Indian ordered a beer.

    • @bushiseshin
      @bushiseshin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes and what do u think is wrong with that?

    • @saum61096
      @saum61096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bushiseshin there's no mention of it the entire act.. it's just used to attract us.. that's the problem.

    • @athulak
      @athulak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@saum61096 There are no bars in Qatar, genius! That's the joke!

  • @tashyabraj
    @tashyabraj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Offensive to everyone so offensive to none. Not hitting a particular section of society. Genuinely hilarious. The perfect stand up.

    • @Aman-td9nl
      @Aman-td9nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In log ko aata h ki comedy kaise karte h...apne india ke comedians comedy kam political seat ke liye zyada ladte h

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aman-td9nl so true lol

    • @DiabloOutdoors
      @DiabloOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      very true

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a wonderful man, with a wonderful act. I would love to see more of him here, and in a wider venue. I blundered into this channel by accident, but because of this presentation, I will subscribe. Who knew that the different brands of people from the Middle East can convey so much detailed information with only three kisses?

  • @floyd7835
    @floyd7835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Loads of love from India 🇮🇳🙏😘 we need people like you to make this a better world....that lady at 5:35 give her some laughing gas

    • @maccybear8093
      @maccybear8093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha I was thinking the same. Maybe she doesn't want wrinkles.

    • @subhabaskaran1849
      @subhabaskaran1849 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maccybear8093 or maybe she just does not find it funny

    • @mumu13574
      @mumu13574 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe she doesn't understand English 🤣🤣

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei ปีที่แล้ว

      ¡Es hermosísima!
      She's gorgeous.

    • @amin4946
      @amin4946 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scintillam_dei ولی اصلا اعصاب ندارد 😂

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I was living in Doha in 2012, this is all totally spot on. Especially about the cab drivers who have just arrived in the country and don't know where they are going. I loved Doha though, crazy town that it is.

  • @farismag
    @farismag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    اضحكتنا واسعدتنا Rainbow عرض مسلي جدا

    • @abo0od1996
      @abo0od1996 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Almag, Faris هههههههه

    • @scoobyroo06
      @scoobyroo06 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Almag, Faris lol

    • @TalkingwithHas
      @TalkingwithHas 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and here u go getting likes lol

    • @mathikmathik7471
      @mathikmathik7471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @asl4life443
      @asl4life443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "We were very pleased with the rainbow"

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My great grandmother was Cherokee and she was married off to foreigner, she told a beautiful story about not understanding the different languages! She didn’t understand the women and thought they were saying the same horrible things others were saying, as she learned the language she realized they admired and respected her for being so brave , having had no rights themselves and were paying her compliments and love!

  • @matiasgipler4724
    @matiasgipler4724 9 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Strawberry..... that killed me

    • @mouied
      @mouied 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahha me to :p

    • @unoarun1
      @unoarun1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matias Gipler What abt tutti fruity..lol

    • @92kartelzbak
      @92kartelzbak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Matias Gipler that became an internal joke between my wife and i when we in public speaking Arabic lmao .

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Matias Gipler labalalakha laabalbalb STRAWBERRY

    • @xxdeserthunterxx2819
      @xxdeserthunterxx2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was far from the funniest joke here

  • @hawkofarabia1013
    @hawkofarabia1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    he is a good iranian .. hope all Iranians are like him ..

    • @Braglemaster123
      @Braglemaster123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abdul Allah He doesn't talk about peace with Israel ??? Why not ????!

    • @Nada.AlShingiti
      @Nada.AlShingiti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Abdul Allah you're a good Saudi, hope all Saudis are like you

    • @romaanbaloch3925
      @romaanbaloch3925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what kind of comment is this? so u mean all americans should be peaceful and all indians should be cab drivers and all iranians should be comedians . LMAO

    • @lucadorsay242
      @lucadorsay242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard B. Davis dude you're calling me stupid? You don't even know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'

    • @LukeroGt
      @LukeroGt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hawk Of arabia Iranians are some of the most respectful and civilised humans on Earth.

  • @gioromano4412
    @gioromano4412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Lovely audience and a wonderful speaker! I am Filipino but I felt like I am from Middle East while watching this clip! Cool!

  • @Pakistan-db6gr
    @Pakistan-db6gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I wish Pakistani and Indian become friends and we're traveling easily into each other's country. We need talks and laughs.

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm with those who believe in ALLĀH and His Messenger! Never ever going to put India above Muslims - nationalism is the poison of The Ummah.

    • @amansinghrathore8308
      @amansinghrathore8308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snsbntsns4763 then get out of india..

    • @aliasad2143
      @aliasad2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@snsbntsns4763 come on man.. I’m a Muslim Pakistani with a lot a Hindu Indian friends. Just grow up

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amansinghrathore8308 I'm not Indian just to begin with, nor ever went there nor plannin' for goin' there in the near future either! So just STFU!

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aliasad2143 I may still have to grow, but I don't think as much as you. I don't care if you've pagan Hindu friends or Christian friends, what I care about is somethin' else - your identity and puttin' anythin' before ALLĀH or The Messenger or Islam! As long as India continues its brutal treatment of Muslims (especially Kashmiri ones), we canNOT be their friends and same goes with freakin' China, as long as they continue their brutal genocide of Muslims we canNOT be their friends, Our goverments have sold and are sellin' Pakistan to China to make it a chinese personal colony, and the Chinese already started their project by the dept trap.

  • @Forflies
    @Forflies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Didn't know Ted uploads stand-up. I love this :)

    • @Baqsam
      @Baqsam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stand-up is a speech done right without all the corniness.

    • @amirawan89
      @amirawan89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forflies
      Y
      GULWS

    • @psquare2260
      @psquare2260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, exactly...

    • @VibrantDesigns
      @VibrantDesigns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch Russel Peters if you want stuff like this. Russel Peters is an Indian comedian who makes fun of all races lol

    • @ilin3911
      @ilin3911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forflies neither did i 😂

  • @vidulab3977
    @vidulab3977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A few people at Walmart freaked out when my friend started speaking Arabic to her parents on the phone. It was so funny 😂

  • @vikramsrinivasan8176
    @vikramsrinivasan8176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    When did TED started to do stand up comedy show?

    • @suheti
      @suheti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The E stands for entertainment. Just not that often highlighted.

    • @sammamishq7688
      @sammamishq7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      some places can only talk about current issues in the light of humor, being it or the joke or the victim does that. it is sad but nice, we deserve in the west to have to think deeply about actions and causes and in the east they really deserve to laugh. this christmas some western child will want nothing more than to get a drone for xmas and some kid in the east will fear nothing more. horrible world. horrible technology.

    • @hydragons
      @hydragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This much more than a comedy show.

    • @darken6298
      @darken6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      from the point where they decided to do shows in the middle east!

    • @gubbikiller
      @gubbikiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is a testament to "diversity can be united" wonder how it would have went down, if it was made today though

  • @anicega
    @anicega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Love our Middle Eastern sisters and brothers! Love from Turkey!

    • @Sisiboi
      @Sisiboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love our Turkish brothers and sisters

    • @iDm0Nd
      @iDm0Nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turkey is a Middle Eastern country.

    • @yarenguney6410
      @yarenguney6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iDm0Nd we never said it isnt

    • @Wolvendom
      @Wolvendom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww love you guys back from Iran 💞💞 love my fellow Middle Easternsrs💞🥰

    • @yuproska8997
      @yuproska8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iDm0Nd Actually, we come from Mongolia and our numbers increase over time, then we Turkify many nations, it is called Devshirme in Turkish. Greeks, Iranians and many other peoples are becoming Turkish.

  • @michaelzheng5250
    @michaelzheng5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Moroccans: We kiss four times to greet!
    Lebanese: Really? We only do three
    Egyptians: That’s way too much
    Me, a Chinese, really confused: You guys greet via kissing?

    • @TwistedAlphonso1
      @TwistedAlphonso1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Latinos : Just 1 is fine.

    • @keithbrown9984
      @keithbrown9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In America we don't kiss at all. That's gay

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Keith Brown Neither in China, I find it weird, but I guess the Middle Easterners and Europeans don’t

    • @macmu881
      @macmu881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keithbrown9984 you mean Arabs are gays?

    • @annabimohammed3412
      @annabimohammed3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@keithbrown9984 Your name is Keith and you're worried that kissing is considered gay!!!

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees 9 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    this was really cute to watch. He was kinda right when he said you never see muslims/middle-eastern ppl laughing in the movies. I mean obviously, I know intellectually that muslims do laugh and that they're like any other people, but I've never actually seen a video with muslims laughing and joking about their culture.... it's nice. Wish all the islamophobes could see this.

    • @mamdouhalmutairi5062
      @mamdouhalmutairi5062 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no we laugh if we like the jock but if is it boring why should I laugh like crazy.lol and u guys specially American dont know how to make jock to make people laugh,, Yes I agree with u because we respect and love our culture why should we make joke or laughing about the oldest culture in history in the earth but if u said western Culture yeah I will laugh to death.Lamo

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mamdouh Almutairi i'll assume you mean "joke" by "jock", and while I respect that you respect your culture, it's not nice to laugh at others' cultures.

    • @rationalmartian
      @rationalmartian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      caramel coffee Bullshit. I constantly laugh at jokes about our/my culture,or even myself. If you are unable to laugh at yourself, or your own culture, there is something seriously wrong with you and your culture. If it is SO fragile as to be beyond criticism or ridicule, I think you should give it some though as to why it seems that is. Could it be that you are so worried about scrutinising what or why you believe what you do, and may find something you don't like, or that some beliefs are not warranted after all.

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      rationalmartian what are you talking about? Literally what was the point of that rant? In my original comment I said it's nice to see people joking about their own culture, and in my second comment I said that it's not cool to ridicule OTHERS' cultures. You're criticizing something that I have not said? I actually agree with you? I'm confused?? Calm down???

    • @ytxmak
      @ytxmak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      caramel coffee You said- it's not nice to laugh at others' cultures. Why not?

  • @subhasishbhattacharjee8283
    @subhasishbhattacharjee8283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    where is "A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar "......??......TED is now using fake titles........!!

    • @habibalikhan2137
      @habibalikhan2137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Exactly! Where is it?

    • @subhasishbhattacharjee8283
      @subhasishbhattacharjee8283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Just for views now ted is also fooling ppl........:p

    • @habibalikhan2137
      @habibalikhan2137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even Ted is doing that! Thats bad.

    • @ltc0060
      @ltc0060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      it is called clickbait.

    • @sly4u247
      @sly4u247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Rahul Saraswat you're correct even I clicked the title seeing the word Indian !!!

  • @user-yp7be3vz2e
    @user-yp7be3vz2e ปีที่แล้ว +14

    travel is important. the more i travel and find people to be awesome, the more i despise war. We regular people have no quarrels with each other.

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a false perception that we Arabs are very good at creating. Making a tourist like you is very easy, we have this weird obsession with guests/politeness to cover up the fact islam has no morality whatsoever.
      Talk to them about serious issues/challenge them on any moral issue and they will show what demons they are.
      Any bomb that decreased the number of muslims was a gift to the Arab people and I am grateful.

  • @dcooperpromanager
    @dcooperpromanager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I am from England and work in the ME. I have lots of Arab friends and they have a great sense of humour. I think the problem sometimes comes when you make a 'sarcastic' joke and they can misunderstand as an possible insult.

  • @michaelmorgan6171
    @michaelmorgan6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Makes you realize ..we are all the same...only governments and rulers seperate us.

    • @marinitsag
      @marinitsag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      No, mate. Religion, customs, traditions, ethics and the lack of education and critical thinking seperate people too.

    • @Mog435
      @Mog435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      try religion and death cults !!!

    • @yahyaelyaslone2344
      @yahyaelyaslone2344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael Morgan you are 101% right. Glad people know about this.

    • @lestahass8849
      @lestahass8849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@marinitsag Nope many religions got along finely until sume ruler came in and started favouring some over others which caused disingenuouity and hatred and seperation between others. (for materlistic selfish reason). Take for example Sunnis and shias in Iraq. Before saddam u couldn't even tell the difference between the two cuz they just got along finely. Comes saddam, starts favouring the Sunnis which as human nature's goes cussed the shias to dislike the Sunnis. Then when saddam left. It was like let's get revenge for the shias. And then the secterian events occurred in 2006 where u were getting killed for being the opposite sect of the same religion, bearing in mind that 40 years ago they would pray in the same mosque. Now people are getting more educated and more civilised and after ISIS came in both Sunnis and shias fought against them and defended their country. And then they realised how similar they r again and now u rarely see in secterian tension anymore in Iraq 😊

    • @sylvainbouchard2115
      @sylvainbouchard2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesandrew1750 Boom! Well said.

  • @danish5087
    @danish5087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I just came across this video randomly and i must say this was very entertaining. This guy seems genuinely talented (this is the first time have seen him) but more impressively, his jokes were funny yet elegant unlike other stand up comedians who always turn to vulgarity and profanity to make their jokes funny.

    • @1GLDNLDY
      @1GLDNLDY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, he does use some choice language from time-to-time. He just doesn't heavily depend on it for his act. Besides, he is in an area where the majority are Muslims, so he keeps it clean there.

    • @mohaleph
      @mohaleph 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is Maz Jobrani

    • @danish5087
      @danish5087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      P̷s̷ʏ̷ᴄ̷ʜ̷ᴏ̷ᴛ̷ɪ̷ᴄ̷ R̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ʙ̷ᴏ̷ᴡ̷ᴢ̷ Actually I live in Dubai and have been living here my whole life as I was born here, so I am very well aware of Arab culture :)

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing is, words which some consider vulgar and profane, others use regularly in daily life, so they no longer have any impact to those folks. So it's actually the material, not the words, which is funny. We have to get over both the idea that some words are bad and others good, as well as getting over nudity or even underwear. It's become ridiculous. A girl will wear a string bikini on the boardwalk, casually walking down the ocean side, yet, become freaked out if her skirt rips at work and you can see her slip.

    • @salimomary8316
      @salimomary8316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What his name??

  • @djstarr-lowery4047
    @djstarr-lowery4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So wonderful. I didn't know "they" laughed either. Laughter is the universal language. I wish we could all remember that when we stopped laughing - Universal we are all one

    • @djstarr-lowery4047
      @djstarr-lowery4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My father (of course fought WW II) send the USA was the greatest greatest country. Strangely even as a teenager I thought to myself "but Dad you haven't been anywhere else"

    • @djstarr-lowery4047
      @djstarr-lowery4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry hit the wrong button must continue... We "Americans" are so sure we are so much better that we never pause to hear or learn other cultures. For this I apologize. And sincerely, if anyone out there knows of any course/ any place that I should go to learn about you - please tell me.

  • @pedrotomcat8232
    @pedrotomcat8232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Damn. English is my third language, but i need about 10sec to get that "hi jack...!"
    😂

    • @BBShaw-cd9wz
      @BBShaw-cd9wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pedro toMCat. Not your fault, he was saying it as it is one word instead of
      Hi! Jack. Just FYI, Jack is a nickname for John.

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BBShaw-cd9wz How Jack can be nickname of John? There should atleast be some connection between name and nickname 🙄

    • @BBShaw-cd9wz
      @BBShaw-cd9wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MATH Genius not sure, I think it is one of those names that got changed through the years or got a shorthand

    • @hurakagame9195
      @hurakagame9195 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Greetings Jack!" ..instead of.. "Hi Jack" similar to "Hijack!" #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

    • @juliusmaehlich3138
      @juliusmaehlich3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BBShaw-cd9wz Jack is not a nickname for John.

  • @psa_maxxing
    @psa_maxxing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    When Steve Harvey and Pitbull finally have a kid....

    • @ranawana86
      @ranawana86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      can't unsee that

    • @greekknighty2563
      @greekknighty2563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ssematimba Allan
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rexxxar24
      @rexxxar24 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn it!

    • @sapointi
      @sapointi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ssematimba Allan i wish i read this sooner makes it so much better

    • @florianwolf9380
      @florianwolf9380 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His name is Donald Trump ?

  • @maomao2649
    @maomao2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Never Hi-jack!"😂😂

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Amazing! 16m views and ZERO dislikes! This talk must be having a positive effect.
    I've been to Doha, so great to hear so many things I recognise turned into a shared humour.

  • @darkprinceamith
    @darkprinceamith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I was expecting him to say Mr worldwide all the time.

    • @Nada.AlShingiti
      @Nada.AlShingiti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Darkprince amith now THAT'S funny!!! Hhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @abhishetty2637
      @abhishetty2637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this is a underrated comment

    • @TherapyNature
      @TherapyNature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol he looks him so well

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And maybe shout "WEEEEEEEEEE-YUUUUU"

    • @DodyShawky
      @DodyShawky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkPrinceAmith LOL

  • @rixd8226
    @rixd8226 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I think I am the only American that REALY wants to live and work in the Middle East. I love the culture. Any recommendations?

    • @zahras.8562
      @zahras.8562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No don't live in Saudi!! Go to Egypt or Lebanon. They have the best culture and nightlife of all the arab States
      Cairo is basically the Arabic version of Hollywood, I love Egypt so much and thin you should choose to go there and work as an English teacher

    • @maithaahmad1904
      @maithaahmad1904 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricky Daniels greetings, friend .unless you're racist... United Arab Emirates welcomes u :) its a very welcoming ,international country that you will definitely adjust in -love, uae

    • @maithaahmad1904
      @maithaahmad1904 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Right... and how exactly do they treat them?

    • @kuhataparunks
      @kuhataparunks 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peace corps or a work visa. They are in search of teachers at the American embassy, they furnish many expenses, provide housing, etc., sounds good but it's always hot haha

    • @lulia101
      @lulia101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricky Daniels I have a recommendation to you: DON'T COME HERE! The Middle east is not a suitable place for humans . I'm curious though , what do you love about the culture exactly ?

  • @tobyruncorn2
    @tobyruncorn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What brings me back to watch again is the wonderful reactions on the faces in the audience.: an innocence, an enjoyment and a poignancy.

  • @warwithlife
    @warwithlife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow man hats off to you. It was entertaining and informative too. I loved it. Lots of love from India 🇮🇳❤️

  • @zachariahkoshy326
    @zachariahkoshy326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A true talented comedian.... Makes people laugh 😂

  • @arjunpavithran
    @arjunpavithran 9 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    i never thought arabs would be this fun loving and open minded, guess this video changed my view about them, though i know iranian's are friendly but didnt knew about qatri's and all

    • @Olay16
      @Olay16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      depends where you are from. saudi arabians are not open minded at all.

    • @StarlightBibi
      @StarlightBibi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Olay16 Dont talk about Saudis if you're not one of them. I am a Saudi and open-minded.

    • @mohaamd_7505
      @mohaamd_7505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Olay16 Maz Jobrani had a massive comedy tour in Saudi arabia, it was a success.

    • @Olay16
      @Olay16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mohaamd Almojil he dindt do jokes about saudi arabians. All the points I said above are trie. Saudi arabians are known for their lack of humor

    • @kashmiripundit5455
      @kashmiripundit5455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Olay16 yea , they still follow stone age book's so obviously close minded in qatar

  • @Somd55
    @Somd55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    5:33 - the lady didn’t want to come to this show!😀

    • @bharathvivek10
      @bharathvivek10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope someone knows the name of these deligates

    • @AbdullahZahidAfridi
      @AbdullahZahidAfridi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bharathvivek10 so you can ask for Bob & Vegana?
      Get out of here

    • @tanjimirtiza2366
      @tanjimirtiza2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AbdullahZahidAfridi lmao

    • @xanderFoxHound
      @xanderFoxHound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha

    • @akshayakokkari6185
      @akshayakokkari6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Abdullah Zahid Afridi thats f’ing stupid, and damn ignorant too.

  • @marytornetta161
    @marytornetta161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My husband and are Christian Missionaries and we were travelling through the middle east. My husband's heart stopped on the plane. Resuscitation. Then, 20 minutes later... Cardiac arrest again... resuscitation. A doctor on the plane says, you better get this guy to a hospital or he's going to die. Qatar Airlines lands us in Oman in 20 minutes. I think my heart may have stopped when they took our passports. I was completely terrified. However, we were treated with incredible kindness and hospitality. Qatar Airlines would not allow us to pay for anything or use our travel insurance. Everyone we met was so gracious and kind. I wish Americans could see this and understand that the middle east is not all about terrorism. Some of the warmest most welcoming people helped us, through one of the most difficult events of our lives. Total strangers treated us like family. We were in Oman for 3 days and Qatar airlines assured our safety and comfort every step of the way. The hospital staff were kind and compassionate. The hotel staff were incredible. Yes. People in the middle east laugh and offer you food and beverages and absolute welcoming and hospitality. Some day, we would like to visit again under different circumstances.

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      May i suggest you visit as not Christian Missionaries. All religions are a cruse on humanity, i do not need superstitions and invisible and imaginary beings or ancient text to tell me how to behave. Why do you ? And why do you have the need to spread superstitions to others ?
      Thank you ..

    • @jimballard7217
      @jimballard7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tariq_sharif I agree with you Tariq and many more of us are coming to this conclusion . It is going to be a long time before all people realize that peace and love come from our hearts and not from the voices of the invisible . The attempt to enforce superstitions has been the cause of so much sorrow and bloodshed . I wonder how this Christian Missionary explains that the doctrine that is right is the one popular where they were born . In this age of enlightenment it becomes obvious we are all in this together . Forgive those that don't understand your message. So greetings from Canada . Peace ...

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Practical Skeptic Ok one thing at a time. Start with "absolutely no tolerance". Where have i exhibited that exactly ? Then we will move on your next assertion.
      By the way, what relevance is her declaring being a "Christian Missionary" to how she was treated ?
      On the other hand refer to Exodus 21 which sanctions slavery.

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tariq_sharif She was describing her purpose for being in the middle east in passing and you latched onto it like a pit bull on steroids. Generally I share your sentiments about religion and missionary 'work', but the overly aggressive tone could be dialed back a smidge.

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chinkasuyaro8983 thanks, no doubt you will proffer similar advice to the religious fanatics

  • @abdiqanihusein6020
    @abdiqanihusein6020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    my hope is to see SOMALIA become most peaceful country in the world

    • @hannadhalyeey7048
      @hannadhalyeey7048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +unity is power in sha allah man mine too

    • @samiirahmed2229
      @samiirahmed2229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inshallah bro

    • @abd28elshamekh
      @abd28elshamekh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^^ Chill out dude there is nor reason for this !!

    • @samiirahmed2229
      @samiirahmed2229 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u have problem with that?

    • @nanipappu7288
      @nanipappu7288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes it can be when both Christians and Muslims stop spreading their cult at a cut throat competition rate.

  • @bronzemen34
    @bronzemen34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    he was on point and very funny - Im a KIWI and I love his brand of humor - it has a message in it too which is plain and simple - respect and learn others cultures and embrace them

  • @RacketTattoo
    @RacketTattoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2586

    where is the joke "A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar"?

    • @Phantoma3
      @Phantoma3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I think that's just the title of his skit/act.

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Is Qatar a"dry" country ie no bars, alcohol?

    • @Phantoma3
      @Phantoma3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mark Fryer,
      There are bars where you can drink in Qatar.

    • @Gooseridez
      @Gooseridez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only at hotels mostly or if you own a liquor licence, you can buy from the 1 liquor store :)

    • @sgover2002
      @sgover2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They couldnt get in....no Thai

  • @シーしゃろう
    @シーしゃろう 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I am Japanese。
    I see it in subtitles, but it's very interesting. 笑笑
    Strawberry 笑

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strawberry

    • @zoolnet2099
      @zoolnet2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😍💋

    • @drnkbh6754
      @drnkbh6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      itchigo

    • @yanry7152
      @yanry7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      मुझे आपका मजाक समझने में थोड़ा Rainbow समय लगा 😂😂

    • @somedeepbarat9852
      @somedeepbarat9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yanry7152 mukhe samajh nahi aya.....can u explain??

  • @just7shosho
    @just7shosho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I am from Saudi Arabia. we laugh a lot but people doesn't noticed it all they think that we are bad people. we are not. we are good you just need to know us. I have a lot of friends my best friend is Christian and i don't care. so please stop saying that we are all bad we are not. there are always bad and good people everywhere.

    • @YouPublish
      @YouPublish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Ash S but your govt consider Atheists as terrorists :/ and I am an atheist

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Deb Dulal Dey No we don't :/ My best friend is Atheist.

    • @YouPublish
      @YouPublish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ash S sorry to disagree bro -
      www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-declares-all-atheists-are-terrorists-in-new-law-to-crack-down-on-political-dissidents-9228389.html
      I am talking abt the govt .. nothing against the SA people :)

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Deb Dulal Dey XD it is sis. that lie we don't do that and our king never said that. just saying

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +gunit8590 yes like you

  • @TheGetzeVans
    @TheGetzeVans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love this video! It shows that we are all same, just people trying to be happy. Social media just portraits the conflict side of the arab world. But they have so much to offer and share with us. I have had the opportunity of meet people from Egypt, Lebanon, Morocco, Syria and Iraq, and I have learn so much from them. As Mexican I get cut out into the stereotypes, and it is something very ridiculous. Our world is getting smaller so we can get closer to each other.

    • @dddddddmmmm
      @dddddddmmmm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Getze Uscanga i wanna get closer to you!

    • @Mohitkumar-pq7oz
      @Mohitkumar-pq7oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meet also some indians

    • @Luvlymandy2
      @Luvlymandy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meet also some iranians

    • @zakbkt
      @zakbkt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei ปีที่แล้ว

      Cambodians have a culture of hitting babies for fun.

  • @BroskieFC
    @BroskieFC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    5:31 That death stare, though

    • @zoravarsingh5812
      @zoravarsingh5812 10 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I am someone.. Who is actually going to use the word "though" aptly.... Yes a kind of scary stare, but bloody hot though

    • @galslovveme
      @galslovveme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I feel both good and bad for the guy who I'm assuming is her spouse

    • @yoyoliu6240
      @yoyoliu6240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      5:33

    • @bamobagra7219
      @bamobagra7219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      russell peter finally....bald hahaha

    • @lostpotato4784
      @lostpotato4784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      A beauty tho

  • @orange.M
    @orange.M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    proud with you as an iranian❤️

  • @Kivian23
    @Kivian23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I loved this, had me laughing from his entrance. Clean jokes which made it a big plus!!

  • @Milestonemonger
    @Milestonemonger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I saw him in person in Bahrain, he was amazing. He stood for hours shaking everyone's hand and posing for pictures. 😘

  • @erstermontag908
    @erstermontag908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now my perception to the Arab World just changed.

    • @OfficialShadowKing
      @OfficialShadowKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arabs are still crappy

    • @erstermontag908
      @erstermontag908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Zerksin are you sure about that? where you from by the way?

    • @aahighondreams9105
      @aahighondreams9105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Bug Rolls travel there...you'll not want to be back. ..it happened to me. but I had to leave. ..n still dream

  • @victoriabodnarchuk7648
    @victoriabodnarchuk7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s amazing talk.The Speaker can made audience laugh and manage to exposed the problems very successfully,that makes his speech prosperous:)

  • @islander_Fj
    @islander_Fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When he mentioned Lebanon I thought of my Father.. He took 3 tours to Lebanon serving UN 'Peace Keeping' Duties.... He always tells the story of his service there..He said the people were friendly,even the small kids used to come & sleep in their checkpoint and also help them out in chores,cooking,etc... They've always given away food to the local lebanon people when they need it even though it was againts their Rules..... BTW my dad & his other comrades even learn their language & can even converse with them loaclly... Im from Fiji 🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯!!

  • @golden4730
    @golden4730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Halabalala STRAWBERRY! Hahahahahaaaa That was too funny 6:35

  • @ednan9
    @ednan9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    he is an American comic of Iranian decent. I think he is holding himself back and respecting cultures. Comedy in America is free and you can make fun openly - not sure if Qatari are ready for it

    • @MylkT1023
      @MylkT1023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      comedy in America isnt all that free. The UK is another story

    • @kossmikham
      @kossmikham 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is an Iranian immigrant in America. He is not American born.

    • @mariannek6735
      @mariannek6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Humans are the same when it comes to these things, no matter what part of the world you're from. Some are open minded and tolerant, some are easily offended, some like silly harmless humor, some like sarcastic or self deprecating humor, etc. etc. etc.
      /A Syrian person

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariannek6735 Completely right. The great majority of people all want the same things- I really like people of the ME and after living in Qatar for four years, I actually go up to people obviously from the ME and politely introduce myself and chat, because I know (a) ME people tend to be friendly and (b) they sometimes are not well-treated here in Canada

  • @marcusjulius3772
    @marcusjulius3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yes..agreed!middle east is a nice place to live..i worked there for 22years and i can say it is the happiest times of my life..

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was very good, even though there was no joke about the title.
    The world needs more people like this.

  • @osandawidanagamage193
    @osandawidanagamage193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    in Sri lanka we just act like we didn't see each other, life goes on.

    • @jbhaltjbhalt8397
      @jbhaltjbhalt8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So introverts? Sounds like my type of people

    • @qtip6366
      @qtip6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No time for kissing.

    • @IB_and_A_Level_Physics
      @IB_and_A_Level_Physics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the Sri Lanka I knew! Time to work on your people skills bro???

    • @pleejbayyahindinesanalbaas4949
      @pleejbayyahindinesanalbaas4949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seri oombu

    • @BlueinanotherLanguage
      @BlueinanotherLanguage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah you guys just bob your heads side to side like a bobble head on steroids.
      -Kohomada?! *Bbobbing head side to side*
      -Mama honda, oya? *bobs head furiously*

  • @victoriacoura8834
    @victoriacoura8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    "You know the Middle East is goig crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region" HAHAHAHAHA

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi 🙋‍♂️

    • @irbis_rosh
      @irbis_rosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vinpalmos4116 ...Jack?

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irbis_rosh whos jack? 😄

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Victoria :)

    • @cchinba
      @cchinba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is that? Didn’t get the joke

  • @gauravgill1831
    @gauravgill1831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy nailed it!!! Genius way to pass such a great social message as well as clear stereotypings which is great threat to peace and harmony among races. Give it up for Humanity - we are all in Gods created world .. we come, we go, the World remains!!

  • @ruthsteiner5302
    @ruthsteiner5302 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This guy is awesome!!!

  • @flaminggorilla909
    @flaminggorilla909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    this was very good. but man I am embarrassed by how we the US treat people sometimes and this depresses me a.hut just as much as it makes me laugh...

    • @shadowproductions9825
      @shadowproductions9825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      see all us American's aren't that bad.. lol and I'm sorry for what is going on. I really am and I do pray. blessings to y'all xoxox

    • @mj199516
      @mj199516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, Americans have always felt superior to everyone else in the world, this 1st and 3rd world mentality is very destructive and needs to stop.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They feel superior but they're not .

    • @davidshanesy494
      @davidshanesy494 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Madars nobody here uses that mentality anymore. . . not since the cold war

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you are an idiot.

  • @dsmith004
    @dsmith004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    A good comedy routine and a good way to address a serious subject.

  • @sbahar1010
    @sbahar1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God bless you, I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time. The 3 kisses … omg so funny 🤣😂

  • @haemin8759
    @haemin8759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I fell in love with all those beautiful ladies in the audience...

    • @aymens1318
      @aymens1318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are missing the point man :D

    • @haemin8759
      @haemin8759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're right. I should be with one of them and sit in the audience :)

    • @harpalchauhan428
      @harpalchauhan428 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hae M. u need to get ur fucking eyes tested, I suggest u go spec savers or get laser eye treatment.

    • @haemin8759
      @haemin8759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harpal Chauhan. Thanks for the suggestion. Now it's time for you to go get your fucking food stamps for the dinner.

  • @fokak0
    @fokak0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We always tell the saudi that two kisses is enough but they didnt listen

  • @pmajudge
    @pmajudge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "LAUGHTER IS THE VERY BEST MEDICNE " !!!!GREAT STUFF !!!LOVED IT MR MAZ JOBRANI .KEEP GOING !!!FROM (U.K.)

  • @pennywaters2740
    @pennywaters2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    funniest man i have heard in a long time - and to see how his audience got it - i burst out laughing so many times - a real joy to listen and watch - many thanks

  • @rockroll9473
    @rockroll9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I live in the Southeast United States.I can’t comprehend most of this but I love seeing people laugh and smile.

    • @P0124-c2y
      @P0124-c2y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why??? He was speaking english!!!

    • @kathleenhuff3059
      @kathleenhuff3059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be nice for ALL Americans to LEARN different cultures directly..so our politicians can't lie about them for creating wars that will only all them and their buddies to profit!..like Trump backing our troops off so Turkey can kill Kurds..Trump OWNS BUILDINGS in TURKEY..AND by allowing this..Trump HELPED TURKEY RELEASE about 100,000 ISIS Jihadist fighters ..didn't he say (before he got elected) that he would crush ISIS within 30 days of his presidency??..he just allowed them to be released FROM KURDISH PRISONS!..
      Please understand our OWN Gov has for CENTURIES caused or allowed GENOCIDE..

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you need to go visit. Dubai, Doha, and Abu Dhabi are all easy to deal with. So is istanbul. It helps to smile, and be polite, and not act superior or suspicious. Get a Rick Steves Guidebook or Lonely Planet. You will sur[prise yourself. The ME is not packed with people chanting "Death to America" any more than the US has a Jan. 6 riot everyday everywhere. The people in the ME are generally nice. You get too much propanganda in the US. But just dont expect to be living as if you're visiting Disneyland. But the hotels in the first three cities I mentioned are luxurious with excellent service and all the food (except pork!) youd get in the US.

    • @robertstrum256
      @robertstrum256 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, really funny

  • @beingtaurus408
    @beingtaurus408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Indeed a blessing to watch people coming together and having a good time 😊

  • @المغربي-ب6س
    @المغربي-ب6س 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8 years later and i'm still searching for the joke

    • @q6rmmm
      @q6rmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      really

  • @johnsimpson5471
    @johnsimpson5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's a brilliant comedian!

  • @amikkalsi
    @amikkalsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Strawberry🤣
    Rainbow🤣🤣
    Tutti fruti 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Hijack the plane....Lol. *dies laughing*

  • @Meyra97512
    @Meyra97512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    HI JACK! Oh my God that took 5 seconds to process ahahha! XD

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meyra It would have been instantaneous back in the 70's

    • @gearshifterg9756
      @gearshifterg9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "Hi Jack" joke was used in a movie in 1977.

    • @Rahat2056
      @Rahat2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same took me a good 7

    • @MiloudElfarkh
      @MiloudElfarkh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still did t get it :(

  • @gobitron5144
    @gobitron5144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    4:30 "why am I here"
    5:31 "why am I still here"

  • @na_der
    @na_der ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Maz! 1 of the best comedians ever on planet earth!

  • @LordAhmedAmr
    @LordAhmedAmr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm Egyptian and I strongly confirm the whole 2-3 kissing issue :D

    • @slayveofleeberty4600
      @slayveofleeberty4600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +T bone Lebanese here, can also confirm. I actually don't understand why we do 3, I think 2 makes much more sense.

    • @abd28elshamekh
      @abd28elshamekh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well in Morocco it is a 1-2-3 Kissing issue :D

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am from Egypt. We kiss 2x. But after I lived in Switzerland we do 3 x.

  • @reiskywalker17
    @reiskywalker17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Hi, Jack!" Hahahaha

    • @sumanthchowdary2518
      @sumanthchowdary2518 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raey Hanah canned laughter!!

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so goddamned glad for once i didn't have a friend called jack... i always say Hi. until i saw this video now i am more careful

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    he's gonna hijack the plane with some ice cream
    -ded

  • @marianovico4933
    @marianovico4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Cuban,lm so pleased to see so many civilized, unbiased ,bilingual people having a big time with such a great comedian.