I prefer when he comes prepared with jokes he's already written. This relies too much on making others uncomfortable. He could also have moved around more. There were lots of other people to roast besides this one couple.
RIGHT....5 INCH SNICKERS BARS... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[30] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches
@@sanjaynarayansharma5567 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL RUSSELL THIS.... RIGHT....5 INCH SNICKERS BARS... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[30] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches
She was laughing her ass off till Russell trained his guns on her. Reminded me of mantriji's change of expression in 3 idiots when chatur addressed him.
This dude should be at least nominated for Nobel peace prize. He did more for understanding and peace amongst races and nations then most, if not all, politicians together.
Varma takes it slow to get Kamlee into a relationship. Goes through the hurdles of getting the parents to approve of their relationship. She finally agres to marry him after 4 years. He then decides to test their relationship by taking her to a Russell Peters show 🤣
He is right about a South Indian and North/East Indian getting married is called a mixed marriage. Heck marriages among the South Indians; Tamil + Telugu, Tamil + Malayalam, Tamil + Kannada is also deemed as mix marriages LOL.
Same city dwellers of different caste marriages also Mix Marriage. Also if one of them is Dalit, govt gifts you 2.5 Lakhs of rupees / abt usd.3000. Russel can use this info and come up with more enjoyable crap.
People with woke virus gets offended at everything. They go to comedy shows bringing their woke pitch forks not to have fun but to police everything they deemed offensive. That's how crazy they are.
Truth is there is a lot we have in common - my Iranian roommate and I were surprised how similar our recipes were! (This was before I understood about history, migrations, trade etc). We are actually on a continuum on culture, language, food, etc, etc. You can see this in your own town and as you move from place to place the language mixes with that of the neighboring state and so on. There were no rigid borders earlier so people moved and mingled...
@@chanfonseka8051 being an Indian I've never heard Varma as a first name. It's always the last name. If Varma as a first name exists then it should be definitely rare to find.
@@prasad9012 I'm not Indian, but my last boss's name was Varma Bhupatiraju which is the only Varma I know. So I just assumed it was a normal first name.
RP any day lets go. I dont mind tho when a comedian makes fun few peoole in the crowd. Come on now, we all knew his materials are based on international stereotypical cultures. The crowd are literally his buffet fest LOL. BILL BURR once, during Philadelphia gigs , like looong time ago.. It was a shit show and he decided roasting the whole crowd instead P/s : sorry for my english, i have done my best
Those Indians got guts to sit in the front row when they knew he would have picked on them like he usually does...he especially like to make fun of the Indian immigrants.😂
I'm from Calcutta and love Nahoum's bakery. Now that I know it's Russell's uncle's shop, I'm gonna be reminded of this standup everytime we buy a cake from there :D
Funny how .. when the guy was being target upon she laughed . But when she it’s her turn , face changes . And when the moment Russell said he is black .. WAH . She laughed while clapping . That’s shows the type of person she is
@Hardy Harhar I agree. Don't insult women and laugh like she is one of your buddies. She is not. Most women hate that, and take things personally but some women are fine with it. A lot of times women will pretend to go along with it, just to not make a scene but they really do hate it. I think it has to do with how women are raised. As for her specifically, maybe she wasn't familiar with russell and had no clue he does that at shows. Maybe her husband didn't tell her and just got front row seats because he thought it would be funny and not a big deal so she was caught by surprise.
🤣 she gets offended her hubby looks at her goes on stage & slaps russel😂🤣 & says in *indian voice* don’t talk about my wife * wobbles his head left & right * 😂🤣
She is not happy and she has ample reason to feel offended.. Leg pulling is fine but if you make fun of anyone for 8 minute straight then thats an issue
First black president, Nobel peace prize winner, one of the best president America ever had Barack Obama doesn’t shy away from hours of roast. I am sorry but who are you and Komolika?
@@helloworld1560 there are 7 billion people in the world.. We are one of them and just to remind we all are different..if obama can roast himself doesn't necessarily mean that all 7 billion people can..we all are different.. Everyones opinion matters unlike you who think if a world leader can everyone should.. Kapish?
Suvojit Roychowdhury Exactly my point - 7.8 billion. Don’t take yourself too seriously. If you go for a comedy show, don’t just laugh at jokes about others. Laugh at yourself too. Surely will release the burden of self importance from your shoulder and you’ll feel a lot better. Peace.✌🏻 BTW did you look at her at 00:50? All merry and claps when the joke was on her husband? May be she enjoyed her roast too.
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Brown person: *sits if front row*
Russell: victim targeted
@The Grin Reaper maybe
@Who said it was me? Yes
@@conlangknow8787 Russell likes to roast white people toi
@@user-qw8zd8ut2z wow amazing
Idk how I keep getting hundreds of likes
Being slightly coloured + sitting front row = You're a target of Russel lmao
Especially if you're Indian or Arab, lol.
& if you are indian nobody can save you 😂😂. Jokes apart I believe Russel is proud of his indian descent
Indian,asian,black,arab all will be made famous.lol
That's the reason why the front rows are cheap
Yes, that is his clownish way of concealing his own similar background. He is a more britainized Indian than the Indian sitting in front row.
Verma had to sleep alone on the couch that night😂
Tusi bejjati kara ditti 😄
Cumondacar was not having it.
That would be very un-Indian.
This guy doesn’t work on a single joke, he just shows up and still kills it
Yeah lol he should go on some roast show, he just picked two names and made everyone laugh
I prefer when he comes prepared with jokes he's already written. This relies too much on making others uncomfortable. He could also have moved around more. There were lots of other people to roast besides this one couple.
This guy has the same routine for every show, he just happens to throw some new stuff in based on who's sitting up front,his shows are predictable
@@russmckmmie5682 you're right. But that's his style. You are allowed to watch and like other comedian, I hope u know that.
@@dharshdanube6911 0
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I could listen to him doing Indian characters all day 🤣🤣🤣
He said, wobbling his head sideways
Same here!
Well u can't afford a clock radio.....so😂😂
О, казактар тоже смотрят. Салам с ВКО!
Hey how is it having borats sons?
Kamlee was not happy at all. Lol.
@@assadabakhshiyar521 wtf
Because there is a difference between making people Laugh and offending them..
she went to the wrong show.... comedy shows are like that.
@@jarule8065 sorry dear, comedy shows are not like that..
Cumlee*
Quick tips. Don't go to a comedy show if you're easily offended.
Well he did call her Cum-Lee so lol
That WAS quick
@@divyjain123456 HAHAHAHA
Don’t pick front seats for sure too
Most importantly don’t sit in front row
The oregano and thyme joke was such a dad joke. I loved it 😂
please explain
Him laughing at his own jokes just radiates massive dad energy
He was using Oregano & Oregen interchangeably. Same the case with Time & Thyme
@@postmalone9414 really?
Went to the shop and never came back 😂😂😂😂😂
"oh kamlee he is black without the benefits of being black" lmao
Yup... I too noticed that 🤩
That choked me
what was that mean....i didn't get that....are there any benifits from government for black people in America?
RIGHT....5 INCH SNICKERS BARS...
A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[30]
A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches
@@sanjaynarayansharma5567
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL RUSSELL THIS....
RIGHT....5 INCH SNICKERS BARS...
A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[30]
A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches
Mrs.Cumlee looks super offended.
Well she should have known better than to sit in the front row lol
@@stealthattack2209 I think front rows are cheap😅
Mrs.cumonthecar?
HAHAHAHA
She was laughing her ass off till Russell trained his guns on her. Reminded me of mantriji's change of expression in 3 idiots when chatur addressed him.
This dude should be at least nominated for Nobel peace prize. He did more for understanding and peace amongst races and nations then most, if not all, politicians together.
Yup i even started learning about Chaldean people from his show.
Even if Russel Peters sounds insulting he doesn't really mean it..that the best part of the show..
If he was a politician he will probably make me feel better about all drama happening in the world 😂
Too many personal questions. Embarrassing questions
Varma takes it slow to get Kamlee into a relationship. Goes through the hurdles of getting the parents to approve of their relationship. She finally agres to marry him after 4 years. He then decides to test their relationship by taking her to a Russell Peters show 🤣
Why one should get fun with other private family journey.
First see your self before making fun of others
@@krishpen2490 . cry baby telugus and tamils. learn from those Kannada people
Where's Varma?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She will never even clicks on his TH-cam videos anymore.😂😂
Russell : whats your name ?
Me : Russell
Russell : whoa , your name is great
😂
@Adil Alfa 😅😅
😂😂😂
I don't think Kamali was pissed, it was more like nervous or embarrassed
Imagine him pronouncing your name.😂😂
@@riyasinha_4331 right 😂😂👌👌
Quick tip for you bud: Don't ever go to Russell Peters show.
His indian accent sounds like King Julian😂😂😂
Sascha Baron in an interview said that he based the voice for King Julian on his Indian accountant. So makes sense that he sounds like King Julian 😅
Hahaha
@@akzzthegame His Sri lankan lawyer actually
Kamlee is offended as kamlee means mad in hindi.
@@bettytan7975 Nope. It doesn't. Maybe in Punjabi but not in hindi
7:07 billions of people out here in india, but people with funny names moves to canada, and russel finds them.
Not billions but 1.4billion
lol
It's a subcontinent, Bangladesh, sri Lanka, Pakistan, afghanistan,! Nepal is just around the corner, also borders with china.!!
You can clearly see her getting offended
Well.. who wouldn't be, lol
I think she is uncomfortable not offended.
@@Naruto-vd5ke yeah she was nervous i think
She was. It's her Indian mentality.
She's just nervous & uncomfortable .
I love how Russell concocts this whole story at 3:35 about how Varma left India! The oregano/Oregon bit is brilliant!
Best part
Kamloo was laughing her ass off during the first minutes of the video. But as soon as the joke was on her, she was super pissed or maybe nervous !
Probably nervous, I wouldn’t know how to act if it were me being roasted in front of all those people.
@@juniordoe4940 Just laugh it off I guess?
@@soothingseas yeah.......infj people won't
Women
@@cryhappy3502 wdym "women"?
He is right about a South Indian and North/East Indian getting married is called a mixed marriage. Heck marriages among the South Indians; Tamil + Telugu, Tamil + Malayalam, Tamil + Kannada is also deemed as mix marriages LOL.
Same city dwellers of different caste marriages also Mix Marriage.
Also if one of them is Dalit, govt gifts you 2.5 Lakhs of rupees / abt usd.3000.
Russel can use this info and come up with more enjoyable crap.
@@noguruespanol it won't matter when muslim population increases
@@suraj-op2bx ????
they are from different regions but same caste
@@shambhaviarun2261 7000**
You don't go to Russell Peters with an expectation of not getting offended.
Take the joke and move on like everybody in the front seat.
People with woke virus gets offended at everything. They go to comedy shows bringing their woke pitch forks not to have fun but to police everything they deemed offensive. That's how crazy they are.
She laughed a few times
@@sachinvenugopal6926 Doesn't mean she didn't like the jokes. Some people are not comfortable being the center of attention or put on the spot.
I was Born in India 29 years ago.. visited most of the states of india..never met a person first named verma/varma😂
If there are people with names like "Yadav Singh" then trust me, it wouldn't be to hard to find a person with Verma/Varma as their first name lol.
My first name is Sen and a lot of people find that odd as well. A guy who was born in south, with a name of east , living in north - west.
@@sfsen Your name means "a dream" in polish
Quite possible.. Its india after all 😂🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳
@@WKogutAhhaa, so that's why everyone keeps saying "quit day dreaming and do your job". It makes sense now. :)
Kamaleee waiting for Russell to upload this video.. Just to dislike. Lol.
Kamalika))
😹😹😹😹😹😹
Cumlee
*flag as inappropriate* xD
Kamly looked pissed the entire time.
@Insignificant Speck Of Dust Agreed, but I must add, probably one of the harshest audience member interactions I've seen with ol' Russ
I am bengali, kamlee is bengali. Bengali girls get offended easily thinking no one can boo them.
@@abhishekbasu6406 she may be from northeast, but not Bengali
Saw what you did there.
@@abhishekbasu6406 kamli bangali meyeder naam hoyna
Crowd work at its best and the nuance he catches are pure observation golds
We Afghans love our Indian brothers and sisters. They're great people. Proud to call India a long time historic friend of Afghanistan.
awesome man we love you too u have given us some very tasty dishes from history like biryani and some sweets its really awesome
Your great khans salman khan and Shahrukh Khan are now objects of hate for half the Indians.
Truth is there is a lot we have in common - my Iranian roommate and I were surprised how similar our recipes were! (This was before I understood about history, migrations, trade etc). We are actually on a continuum on culture, language, food, etc, etc. You can see this in your own town and as you move from place to place the language mixes with that of the neighboring state and so on. There were no rigid borders earlier so people moved and mingled...
@Abhirup Nath
Say what you want but you cannot do anything but hate Pakistan.
Coward
Pakistan zindabad
The fact that Peter knows Verma is a last name & not a first name at the drop of hat, is just mind blowing & shows he is indeed son of the Indian soil
I thought it was Varma, which is a first name.
@@chanfonseka8051 being an Indian I've never heard Varma as a first name. It's always the last name.
If Varma as a first name exists then it should be definitely rare to find.
@@prasad9012 I'm not Indian, but my last boss's name was Varma Bhupatiraju which is the only Varma I know. So I just assumed it was a normal first name.
@@chanfonseka8051 South Indians usually put their last name first. It's actually a last name
@@arpitgupta3151 Only Telugodus. Malayalis and Kannadigas put their surname in the last. Tamilians that still have a surname put it in the last.
He’s just awesome ! Love all his Indian
Characters, accents, hand motion . Hilarious!
Russel is just enjoying his time there roasting people and making fun of them. He has a dream job
Just be sure you have his comedic and improv skills before trying this!
The oregano and thyme joke was spot on😂 I mess with my mom like that
My mom used to mix up kitchen and chicken immigrants are so funny
Black without the benefits of being black 🤣😂🤣😂 russell is really a mess in his head.. tooo spontaneous 🤣😂
This is one of the best episodes! Super hilarious.
Being black without the benefit of being black. That was so deep 😂
RP doesn’t write jokes anymore. He now only picks his materials on stage. And just stalls for time till the jokes come out themselves
And it's still funny. Do you think being a Stand-up is rocket science? I like to see you try.
RP any day lets go. I dont mind tho when a comedian makes fun few peoole in the crowd.
Come on now, we all knew his materials are based on international stereotypical cultures. The crowd are literally his buffet fest LOL.
BILL BURR once, during Philadelphia gigs , like looong time ago.. It was a shit show and he decided roasting the whole crowd instead
P/s : sorry for my english, i have done my best
A true comedian is one who can make jokes up on the spot.
Rehearsed comedy is easy...
Kaala Gora 😂
Those Indians got guts to sit in the front row when they knew he would have picked on them like he usually does...he especially like to make fun of the Indian immigrants.😂
I can't get over Russell Peter's. I've rewatched it and was laughing so hard 😅😅😂😂
I keep rewatch same videos even his jokes never get old
When russel start throwing gang sign had me weak af 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I love it when Russell makes himself laugh 😂
Are the front row seats free to his show? Because you must be prepared to get some sort of abuse.
I never get bored of his videos 😀
I wish he can go back to acting he will do great movies
Russell: where did you meet
The guy:Houston
Everyone from Houston:woooooooooooooooooooooooow🤟🏽🤟🏽🚀
Imagine if it was Russell hosting the Oscars, instead of Chris Rock. Will wouldn't be the only one, walking on stage. 😂
HAHAHAHA, I love Russell`s humor. It`s just brilliant:-)
It's been a while since i laughed this much. Thanks Russ
Funniest comedian,impersonator and all around just funny!
OMG, that was so good....can't wait to see him
Man!!! I’m literally crying of laughing non-stop without me realising that my Mrs is video taping the whole thing from a distance 😂🤣
You're getting out of hand
Russel'loo' 😂😂
I think Russell is the best at crowd work... Who's with me?
Have you heard of Andrew Schulz? Lol
Most probably your hand😂😂😂
heard of Andrew Schulz
Schulz is good but Russel is more upmarket lol
@@Midhunrocks yes he a f.cking desastre if u are in front row u which u wasn't born at all
The guy was a sport throughout the interaction he had a smile on his face.
He's brilliant, I'd love to see him live
He is so smart he should be a politician 😂
Seeing Russell with grey hair made me realize I'm getting old.
As soon as he said "where's Varma" I lost it
I love this guy lolololol. The head movement and the hands are spot on! Hahahahahaaaa
This dude is a genius. Thank you Russell for your humour.
Love from Vancouver, Canada
She was noooot happy with all these jokes 😂
Thank you Russell you're the only one that makes me laugh
RP is a LEGEND!!!!! Love all his videos :)
I'm from Calcutta and love Nahoum's bakery. Now that I know it's Russell's uncle's shop, I'm gonna be reminded of this standup everytime we buy a cake from there :D
"where's Varma?". Literally laughed out loud.
🙄
Funny how .. when the guy was being target upon she laughed . But when she it’s her turn , face changes . And when the moment Russell said he is black .. WAH . She laughed while clapping . That’s shows the type of person she is
@Hardy Harhar she was racist.
@@Brendenmaximin then why did she marry a brown South Indian?
@Hardy Harhar I agree. Don't insult women and laugh like she is one of your buddies. She is not. Most women hate that, and take things personally but some women are fine with it. A lot of times women will pretend to go along with it, just to not make a scene but they really do hate it. I think it has to do with how women are raised. As for her specifically, maybe she wasn't familiar with russell and had no clue he does that at shows. Maybe her husband didn't tell her and just got front row seats because he thought it would be funny and not a big deal so she was caught by surprise.
@@Sm-ig4rn don't be a simp ffs
@@Brendenmaximin she knows its truth first hand .
There is a difference between making people Laugh and offending them..
I don't like it. Just make them laugh. Don't laugh at them.
@@cynthiagonzalez658 no need to watch it or go to a show right ?
Hi Russell ! Love your stuff ! I’m Anglo Indian as well , from Madras .
Been in Canada since the 70s .
Lots of hugs 🤗
If one day I go to Russel´s show I won't seat in the front rows for sure! LOL
“Oh, I don’t have (Thyme) for this!” 😆😂😂
She's gorgeous.
Good on you Mr. Peters....at least we got an 8 minutes video this time rather than (3-4) minutes titbit snippets👏🏼👏🏼😀
"He is black without the benefits of being black" Imaoo 😂
Well, if you are going to his show, you know what comes with it. Don't go if you are offended.
Notion of My Kolkata in middle of American stage!!
That's nice 💙💙
If someone gets offended, he just doubles down😂😂
The lady looks kinda annoyed lol
Never go for front sit. Never
Moral of the story: never sit on the front row in the Russell's skit
The original Stand up comedian! 🥂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
You have to admit Russell's improvisaiton is on a whole different level.
Half way throughout the roast varma and kamloo are like- why did i buy tickets for the show
That Oregon and time joke was incredible. What on the spot thinking LMAO
Finally a long clip
Wow. I had no idea his relatives owns the legendary Nahoum's bakery in Kolkata, that's my favourite spot in New Market.
The greatest comedian of all time
I sometimes feel like Russel is an undercover ICE agent.
Alright 👏WATCHING FROM HOUSTON TEXAS HERE🤩😍
God of stand up comedy ..there was , there is and there will be no other Russell....love you man !!!
🤣 she gets offended her hubby looks at her goes on stage & slaps russel😂🤣 & says in *indian voice* don’t talk about my wife * wobbles his head left & right * 😂🤣
She's laughing,because that's exactly how her parents reacted 😂🤣😂🤣😂
please more videos Russell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍
I love INDIA and Indian ❤❤❤❤❤❤🙌🙌👍👍🇮🇳
people pay to see him talk to the audience lol. genius
Everything he said from 7:00 on was exact to reality. Accent and all😂
All of a sudden Russell become my twonie! Eliot road, nahums! The way he was describing like yesterday he was there!
Love from Calcutta ....
So Russell would be Rassoo or Ruseelloo? He's an ulloo for sure!
yeah but a rich and successful ulloo
Is it only me or Russel is losing his mojo
😂😂😂😂 hilarious as always.
I love Russell Peters!!!!! 💖💗💓
She is not happy and she has ample reason to feel offended.. Leg pulling is fine but if you make fun of anyone for 8 minute straight then thats an issue
Absolutely
Really? Ive seen much longer roasts and sometimes multiple times on the same person in a lot of his shows. 8 mins is very shorr.
First black president, Nobel peace prize winner, one of the best president America ever had Barack Obama doesn’t shy away from hours of roast. I am sorry but who are you and Komolika?
@@helloworld1560 there are 7 billion people in the world.. We are one of them and just to remind we all are different..if obama can roast himself doesn't necessarily mean that all 7 billion people can..we all are different.. Everyones opinion matters unlike you who think if a world leader can everyone should.. Kapish?
Suvojit Roychowdhury Exactly my point - 7.8 billion. Don’t take yourself too seriously. If you go for a comedy show, don’t just laugh at jokes about others. Laugh at yourself too. Surely will release the burden of self importance from your shoulder and you’ll feel a lot better. Peace.✌🏻
BTW did you look at her at 00:50? All merry and claps when the joke was on her husband? May be she enjoyed her roast too.
It’s like when your Indian friend’s dad thinks his funny & starts joking around
spice run! Russell thankyou for making the laughs.
finally a long video clip