Michelle Wolf: Wonderwoman Has Lousy Powers
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- 'Nice Lady' star Michelle Wolf takes an unpopular stance: Wonderwoman is lame.
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I don't think Stephen was ready for Michelle
ASMRyouVEGANyet? She definitely wasnt ready. Couldnt even explain her own joke smh
Few men are actually ready for Michell.
ps: yes, I am vegan already.
I think they had a fairly good interaction!
not a lot of people are ready for Michelle honestly
@@aabracadavra few women are ready for reality
I find it interesting that everyone is so shocked that a number of men in positions of power felt entitled enough to whip out their wieners in front of women they were attempting to coerce into sex. As a woman in her 40's I am not shocked at all. As a teen and woman it is par for the course that some men (small contingency) behave like predators. I am pleasantly surprised that society has finally said "enough!".
The Noble and Mighty Beaver I barely find it appropriate to flash myself my own penis, and I'm a gay guy so dicks are kinda my thing. Lol
Eddie Panedi ok you've overdosed on your red pills. no one is denying that there are decent men who DON'T go around flashing their dicks, etc.
But sexual harrasment and assault does happen and women are tired of it. It might happen to men, but the majority of cases are done to women by men. I've had men grope me and flash their dicks, corner me and feel me up. It's disgusting. So, THOSE GUYS are the ones we're fed up with.
But you're just looking for reasons to hate on women. So a few women have done you dirty. You just have to move on and start over. The whole MGTOW stupidity is just going to result in a bunch of lonely, angry men whom the rest of the world leave behind. Have fun with that.
ASMRyouVEGANyet? did u report those guys?
if not then u are part of the problem
Fariz - Report them for what Fariz? Ass grabbing has only become an offence the police or companies will investigate in the last couple of years. Being a creep is still not illegal, it may constitute as harassment which you can only do something about if it happens to be someone you work with.
What do you think, until this year women were fine with being creeped on, touched and having t look at unsolicited genitals? The answer is no. Before now there was literally nothing you could do about it formally. You avoid the dude the best you can and give the other women a heads up.
Please look up the term "victim blaming".
Eddie Panedi Dude u need to look for a woman who is already happy
"We're getting really close to three times ..." XD
Ouch, not Stephen's finest interview. She was great . . . he seemed totally unprepared
He seemed low-key offended by her joke on "God on the third day". LOL
At least he had props?! Lol.
well she spoke the whole time no need to be prepared
I’ve seen him get flustered & nearly blush when sex stuff is brought up at all. He’s super Catholic. Like some of my favorite aunts and uncles and cousins. Socially progressive in many ways. Old fashioned or uptight in others.
I don’t know why but it’s cute to me that it always makes him seem vulnerable in an instant. He’s a huge star & still giggles nervously if any female guest jokingly flirts with him.
I imagine he’d turn gray-faced & flee the building if any of them non-jokingly tried, though.
Y'all know they work this stuff out in advance, right?
"Hey ! Sugar tits" omg she's so funny. No filter. I love her too
I just found out about her yesterday and love her style of comedy. Very refreshing. Absolutely intelligent, witty and well articulated. I hope she does really well so we can get more of her craft.
I didn’t know anything about her like three weeks ago and now she’s one of my favorite comedians ever. So great
BrookeInProgress agreed
There’s such a wealth of amazing comics, how can that possibly be true... unless you’re only picking from the pool of women?
You’re right......👍🏿
Same , Crushing hard
Agreed
The more I hear Michelle Wolf, the more I love her.
Amélie Carré
AGREED. :-D
Amélie Carré +
because you like shrill voices???
boobtuber06 because we have good taste
She’s a horrible little gargoyle.
love her but that interview was painful to watch. NO chemistry at. all. she's fab tho, cant wait for the special.
It’s not her it’s Colbert. His chemistry with Bill Burr was bad too
@@graysonhoward1562 Colbert never has chemistry with people who aren't Politically Correct
As a fan for both of them, I'll say Stephen is not a fan of people who isn't politically correct, in this case of a not a nice lady 😎
Beetlejuice part was pretty good
I'd pay to see her in a Marvel or DC movie.
She has a voice like Harley Quinn.
And the poster is literally what Harley Quinn did!
"I hear that you're doing good stuff" feels like such a neg. She's in his industry and he leans upon the opinion of others?
Loved her performance. Hated Colbert's lukewarm reaction to her. To be fair, she criticised his God. To be fair, it was accurate to do so.
Just watched her standup on HBO last night...
One of the funniest sets I have ever seen. It is like she saved up an entire lifetime of the greatest observations and spewed them out in one hour.
You go girl lady!
rob black cool. I need to check it out lol
I really wanted more of this interview
Her HBO special was so funny I got wheezing from laughing so hard
That was a very short interview of a very funny and interesting person!
..... Wonder Woman was made by a man in a polygamous relationship with two women and Wonder Woman was inspired by the both of them.
Also, they were REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY into bondage, hence the... Lasso........ Take that as you may
DanDraco interesting 💯💯👏🏽👏🏽
I think there is a movie about them out right now
@@legionofthedamned157 yes, it was called "Professor Marston and the wonder women". It suggests that Marston himself had the odd sexual interests (like bondage) that leaked into the comic book stories that he created.
lol Colbert did the ear pull that signifies "cut this from the show" after she states "there's a lot of men here" 3:15
Child of Persia i dont hear it
Stephen is so nice, and polite, he seems so uncomfortable in this interview, like trying not to say anything wrong and doesn’t know if he can laugh or not, or make his own joke. He’s thinking a lot about his words 😉🙈!
Brave lady but a little bit mad too, love that about her. It's amazing and refreshing.
It's not our job to be nice, but to be genuinely good at we do, you own it Michele...Bravo!
That was an awkward end to it.
Michelle wolf has a normal voice until you pay attention to it then it's your 4th grade teachers voice
Michelle Wolf got so screwed-over. We didn’t deserve her. Return without mercy! Comedy needs you!
The best part of the comment section is seeing how triggered everyone got over the wonder woman thing. I think she started too harsh saying she sucks, but I think she doesn't know how diehard comic fans can be when you dis their queen.
Nothing but triggered comic book nerds and pissed off guys in the comments..... You've been warned.
ASMRyouVEGANyet? or people who just have a different opinion right?
comedians are pretty funny until they start making jokes about things they don't really know to a group of people who know a lot about those things.
Justin Okraski or they're actually funny but you can't take a joke that's pointed at you or something you like. Get over yourself.
Her jokes weren’t very funny, and Colbert wasn’t helping.
So many triggered WW apologists. She's a worse hero than Red Tool, or Ambush Bug, or Anarky. She's so fucking lame
Now do you know who she is? Flint Still Has No Clean Water! LOL!!
I'm here just for the smoke eye jokes
Stephen's energy level: 60 < pulse < 65
If villains told the truth we wouldn't be in the mess we're in right now. More Truth please.
Stephen had to contain his rage at her bible joke😂😂😂
Yeah, Wonder Woman just has that lasso. And also super strength, speed, durability, accelerated healing and immortality, to name some.
Michell, we love you. You had the funny courage to call Sarah lier. It is about time somebody had the brave to read this woman from head to toes.
I'm conflicted because I find her really funny and I love her voice but at the same time the comicbook reader inside me is screaming because while still funny the stuff about wonder woman made absolutely no sense.
Right. She is acting like the lasso is all she has.. It's not like she is also basically on par with Superman physically..
lmao i was thinking the same thing, Wonder Woman is a bad ass
You are so right, I do like her but the comic/DC fan inside of me was about to go through the roof.
You guys are taking it all too seriously. She was making a joke and the title of the post was just click bait.
Also the lasso has nothing to do with WW powers, anybody could use it. Please don't go into the canon legend origin of the lasso to correct me.
The joke was that the lasso of truth was no big deal when it is the greatest thing a normal woman would always want. "Where were you yesterday at 2am? Time for the lasso of truth."
marco castellani I feel you
Her standup on Night of too many Stars was the best part of the show.Funny AF.
Michelle should really get some off script segments in the Daily Show. Much like Trevor, she shines when without a script. With a script her comedy gets a bit stale. Do it Comedy Central! Give some off script segments!
Yasaal Abrar she is a decent comic at best
Yasaal Abrar trruueee
You're basing this off of an interview that was prepared and rehearsed?
I’d say she has a face for radio...
But that voice, jeez. 🤢
The conjunction you're looking for is 'and', BUT nice try.
" we're so easy to manipulate.. don't take the shortcut.. just say:" hahahaha, wonderful sense of humor!
I love this woman!
Does she do meth?
Half of those are self-fulfilling prophecies.
There’s no real merit to any of it.
cool american
Why would a non American be watching this propaganda show about a lousy comedienne?
she sure killed that white house dinner, that was an instant classic
Apply lasso of truth. As Joker where bomb is. Problem solved.
Caught your special and your literally on fire, keep your game on, I love your comedy and you as a person.
Colbert used to be irreverent and pushed boundaries, but now he seems so conservative and afraid of bad language. He doesn't seem to know how to handle a rather tame stand-up comedienne.
Mind = blown. Michelle is a comedy genius.
King Chrollo isn't she not black at all? I could swear there was an episode with Trevor... I think it was about this NAACP woman that lied about being black.
Advice? My niece said it best. “Would you say it to the Rock? Would you DO it to the Rock?” No? OK, then. (Don’t hate on me if “the” is supposed to be capitalized. I don’t know this stuff.)
"We get to be invisible and fly" Wonder Woman can fly (or pretty close to it) and has an invisible jet. She's also immortal, has super human strength, speed, reflexes etc, is an amazon warrior, super intelligent, fluent in multiple languages and is one of the most powerful and badass superheroes in DC comics, male or female. The Lasso just happens to be one of her weapons, which is a pretty effective tool for interrogation.
It was a joke, not an attack on all you hold sacred. You are supposed to read and enjoy comic books, not act like they are real.
Wonder Woman cannot fly, she can jump high and far. The invisibility thing is an inherent trait of her jet, not a power of hers. And she is not invulnerable to harm. She can be killed, just as Thor can, or Hercules, or Odin, or Vishnu or any god. And this lady is correct. The villain is already telling you what he is doing. The Golden Lasso is useless in virtually all situations as far as being a hero is concerned. Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers, is a far better example of a badass woman hero. Yet when she DARES to best men in feats of strength and other male dominated areas, suddenly we wind up with a slew of critical comments about the actress herself for daring to stand up for the right of a woman to be in control of her own life to express the desire for the same level of self-determination that men are afforded without a thought. Carol Danvers has a strong friendship with a single mother and her daughter, and people start tossing around the labels, like calling her a "dyke" or something. Guess what? There are many women that have extremely close friendships without it being sexualized. The fact that you cannot imagine such a thing says quite a bit about you, and none of it good, I'm sorry to tell you.
Mz. Wolf, think of me as a vampire. I have to be invited in.
Her HBO special was incredibly hilarious!!
What, Wonder Woman is supposed to have more powers than Captain America? Pff.
She reminds me of a who from Whoville.
My superpower is being able to sense a liquor store if it is within a one block radius of my location.
She brought up a good point at the end and I'm not defending liars lol.
But some idiots get away with being assholes by saying rude things and then they get defended by people saying "he's telling it like it is"
One thing is being honest and another one is being a careless, rude prick.
She should do something like a roast, preferably at the White House Correspondents Dinner!
No.
I have to admit, I was very disappointed by Wonder Woman, a pseudo super hero half naked with a boring life in a museum and not the best super power! This lady Michelle Wolf is more a super hero to me !
Brilliant lady. A voice to cut glass.
I heard she has a bit where she makes fun of her shrill voice.
She is aware of it
what an awful thing to say. Do you Troll regularly ?
Michael Flynn i wonder if its her real voice
would you make that one up ?
whaaat? Michelle Wlof has a HBO stand-up special? That's the best pre Christmas gift ever. Now it seems less shitty, all over. Yay!
Well I think we can all agree on one thing... Steven is having more fun with the 'please subscribe' takes...
Also, glad to finally hear her opinion is "don't just whip out your junk, say hello and actually like... be a person..."
@Eddy Panedi - You really have a prejudice against women.
@Eddy Panedi - Well now... Let's start with... Don't ever compromise on your expectations. Get what you want and don't settle for something less than you want in a partner. If you find out you want something else... find someone else, but be honest about that. You aren't owed anything but life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness and those are coming up in shorter supply these days. Find someone who's agreeable and whose company you enjoy mutually with them. If someone doesn't want you for any reason whatsoever then they aren't worth your time or your effort. Get off your alpha/beta/gamma syndrome. Most people don't want someone who tells them what to do. They have parents that they do or don't listen to for that and the whole philosophical nonsense of the wolf pack mentality is garbage. The 'alphas' of a wolf pack are a breeding pair and everyone below them in the pack is one of their offspring. Stop believing lies that reaffirm your world view. If you haven't or can't find someone the problem isn't them. The problem is you and the way you are going about the process. Finally any woman that hates men, really, honestly, truly, is in the minority not the majority. The ones that do, likely have an awfully good reason due to either generations of oppression, acts taken against them personally, or most likely a combination of both... because men have been brought up in this world being told they are entitled to certain things. They have to work for those things... but that they get a reward for the world that is taking them over the barrel out back. You don't get a reward. You get a sore hole. If you have this much hate against women, odds are you have a sore hole... likely from bullies taking advantage of you or because you like most men were lied to about what the world was going to be. So before you start throwing stones.. remember... just because you got taken hard... doesn't mean you get to give it hard. Stop the cycle. Be a person and not one of the mob of people.
michelle wolf: nice lady, one of the best stand-ups i'v seen a long while!!!
A very very funny person. I am sure she will always have great success. All of her work has made me laugh a lot and I look forward to seeing more from her...I would pay good money to see her live.
Honestly I usually find it rare that a female comedienne makes me laugh but this woman is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Speaks power to truth.
Ok thak last joke was hilarious but it's weird how he ended the interview 😕
Wonder Woman kind of does get to be invisible and fly though, right? Doesn't she have an invisible plane?
I gotta check her out now--never heard of her before. I get the sense she's usually funnier, but Colbert wasnt as good an interviewer as he usually is, and the chemistry didn't kick in very much.
Colbert is usually a bad interviewer. I always skip these guest segments unless it's someone I like already, like Michelle Wolf.
She did a piece with Seth Meyer last week that was pretty good because they've known each other for years, where she just met Stephen
Probably because Stephen is a nerd and know that the lasso isnt wonder womans power..
I don't know, Oliver. I think he's pretty great with most people. He asks good questions, laughs at their jokes and does their promos (the basics of the task) and often replies to what they say with astonishingly rapid-fire wit.
Audrey Muzingo watch her show at the Apollo. it's really great
I love superheros and Wonder Woman. However, one of her weaknesses when she was created was "having her hands tied by a man." I paraphrased but you get the point
Wonder Woman's powers:
1. Unaging (Nearly immortal)
2. Nearly indestructible
3. Enhanced agility
4. Enhanced reflexes
5. Enhanced intelligence
6. Enhanced strength
7. A grab bag of powerful accessories
8. An incredible personality, sense of morality, dignity, honor, etc.
9. Has an army of powerful warriors and scholars she can call on at need.
I'm probably missing a few things...
Keef Fontaine
Numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 are not powers, they all apply to Rick Flair, a real life 68year-old man. 7, 8, and 9 apply to any normal human military person. So by your list, her only power is the bad stereotype of a woman's vanity to stay young and pretty.
+Ojisan Kukki : (Warning, minor spoilers)
2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: Just because a super power may exist in a similar or comparable degree in real life doesn't mean it isn't a super power. Besides, she wrestled a super human and won without breaking a sweat, then got in a fist fight with a god. That's kind of super human right there, even with the referenced Rick Flair. For goodness sake she's even able to out reason, out think, and out logic anyone else. She speaks far more languages than anyone I know of. Anyhow these enhanced abilities are far beyond what even an exceptional human typically has. So yes, I argue they are still super powers.
7, and 9: I don't believe your average soldier has access to an indestructible lasso capable of forcing people to tell the truth, a shield (much like Captain America's) which is virtually indestructible, an awesome sword that can cut through pretty much anything. Armor that can deflect bullets (and reflexes to beat the speed of bullets). Her army of powerful warriors are capable of defeating trained military soldiers when the soldiers are armed with firearms and the Amazons are armed with bows, swords, and spears... I think Wonder Woman's army is better than ordinary soldiers. I also think her gear is better than standard issue military gear.
I felt #8 could use its own spot here. Most people, when faced with similar trials to that of Wonder Woman, compromise their integrity. Anyone who is able to maintain their integrity, their honor, their compassion, in the face of devastating and world shattering revelations, deserves to be considered heroic.
As for #1 on my list? Unaging? That's more than just looking young forever. She heals from injuries faster and better than normal humans. It's difficult to keep her down even with a disease. What would be crippling to even the strongest human she endures with barely a grunt of effort.
In short, Wonder Woman is an incredible hero and role model without needing to resort to the over powered qualities of Superman. So yeah, in the hands of good writers, good directors, good storytellers, etc., I'd say Wonder Woman is the best super hero out there. Essentially she's somewhere between Superman and Captain America.
As for Wonder woman being "young and pretty"? Beauty is subjective. Try looking deeper than a person's aesthetics. Just look at fashion over the centuries. The past is full of things we consider goofy, embarrassing, or just plain ugly, by modern standards.
Keef Fontaine WW is also a lesbian & an ordained minister that marries women on her Amazon island.
Ralph Martin She is bisexual. Not lesbian
Yes, you’re missing one thing...the joke.
If she got stranded with no hair care products would she turn into carrot top... Lol
Michelle Wolf is hilarious. I love her shtick.
The guy who created Wonder Woman was the inventor of the lie detector. It had nothing to do with being sexist. I know, I know, I'm fact checking a stand-up comedian. But, still.
If on a date you say 'penis' three times, you're probably not getting any.
Unless it's on the menu, and you say it to the waiter.
Penis? Penis. We'll have two orders of the penis please, with salad on the side.
dang it no wonder it never works for me, i've been doing this whole seduction thing wrong...
will it work if i say "boobs" 3 times?
I suppose it was funny, but lasso is far from the only power she has. It’s like saying Batman has no powers. Maybe they both aren’t aliens and weren’t struck by lightning, but they are badass fighters and are really good at it. So good, they can take down almost everyone with supernatural powers. So you should probably rethink that.
I think she's really pretty and has cool hair.
now do you! that's really important. I'm sure she was hoping to be called pretty
nah she's ugly as fuck lol
She looks like Debbie Wasserman Schultz
King Chrollo I disagree.
Christian Schoff I'm sure you make the same comments on male comedians...
Isn't one of the most common sentences from a woman (to a man she's upset with) "It's the lying that hurts the most"?
Wonder Woman has the answer to that!
She doesn't know enough about wonder woman, WW is dope as fuck
Finding out the truth would be a power that men ought to want.
That would have saved me from so much agony!
Wonder Woman's is basically a female Superman. She is overpowered as hell. The lasso isnt even a power..
Which WW are you talking about tho, both were pretty great.
Gisele Solanaceae That's what im saying.. The Lasso has the power to compel the truth. Wonder Woman doesnt have that power.
Yeah but she hasn't always been well represented.
Why do they print pictures instead of showing them on the big screen on the wall?
The lasso of truth is an awesome super power. And while a guy dreamed it up, women should take it as about the highest possible compliment.
Wonder Woman is just the female version of superman without the laser beam eyes , kryptonite weakness, freeze breath. . Some sometimes flying or sometimes lasso Tarzan .
Wonder Woman can match super man without her bracelets on just saying.
She's capable of flight too.
Really Stephen??? "Any advice, Michelle?" Give me a break...you can't figure that out?
anyone happens to think that she's not focusing (a little bit) throughout this interview?
Linshu Han Nope!
Um...the guy who came up with Wonder Woman invented the lie detector...that's true.
Steven is great...but for some reason I think he was being rather brash and insulting towards Michelle🤔🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯
clearly the lighter is only there to indicate she lit the fuse that started the imaginary conflagaration/explosion she's nonchalantly walking away from.
Stephen is very ill prepared for this interview
The pianist that introduced her was a bit extra. That was a bit much. They must have been like "JOHNNY! Go off on this one. Do the craziest shit you can."
I know that she's tryna make a comedy bit, but shouldn't she at least see the film and figure out that she stole the lasso, and actually has super strength and lightning powers as her actual superpowers?
Really well written, and well played rapport. Loved it ! Thanks for sharing.
I love her 😊❤❤❤
Lol that was funny even Stephen Colbert had to laugh at that and he threw a joke with it
Do your thing Michelle much love ❤
man these two have no chemistry.. i think colbert is tired. she's really funny in the other show.
Totally agree, but it was Colbert who wasn't his usual self. I've seen him interview much tougher guests with more finesse. Those were some wack questions, he had few comebacks for her, didn't even courtesy laugh much. I think he was distracted about something. But I want to see more of her now--I suspect she can get really hilarious with the right atmosphere.
You could tell he became uncomfortable when she joked about God being a sexual assaulter.
They had no chemistry because she's as dumb as a sack of rocks. Colbert tried but couldn't even fathom how to save that...
Carl Eric Pean I thought I saw that too, but immediately thought no, I've seen him do blasphemous material a hundred times, and worse than that.
Yeah, he usually doesn't have a problem making jokes about Christianity or our perception of God, but he's said multiple times that there are certain joke that he won't make.
WonderWoman power of truth ??????
OH hell no HER power is: super speed, super strength, super reflexes, can fly and super durability
That lasso thing is just a tool she as, like her armbands that she block bullets with, her sword god killer and i think that is all of her tools
Oh yes she also have a invisible plane
You should have been throwing away a key for grenade. That would make more sense.
Guess Stephen Colbert hasn't heard about the Invisible Woman...
She is one if the finest specimen out there right now
Joker would have to tell her where the bombs were if Wonder Woman asked though...
What is this? A crossover episode? Cool.
Funny and charming. But needs to brush up on her super hero trivia. Immortality, strength, speed, flight, magic...
Can’t stand her voice but she is incredibly funny and is one of the best over at the daily show.
how has she managed to get so far with that voice.
Ser_ Ryon_Vine I would hope that when she's onstage the sound guys turn the treble right down and the bass all the way up.
King Chrollo She isn't half black...
her voice is what makes her funny
Ser_ Ryon_Vine what? You do the best with what you are born with. No hiding, no changing, no charlatan tricks, all natural. She did it. Period.
Her voice is her specialty and it goes hand in hand with her figure and personality. You will not imagine a luscious blonde posing in bikini while she talks, you will listen to everything she has to say, words by words. The mere fact that you like her is her greatest triumph.
"Wonder Woman has lousy powers."
She's evidently never read a WW comic.
Is the direct creation of a God, super fast, can stop bullets in mid-air, can fucking fly, master lasso-ist, and brave as hell. Oh, and she speaks 300 languages and is a genius. Yeah, totally lame... *facepalm*
Michael Berthelsen totally agree, I’ve seen the movie on a 6 hours bus transit and really ....men do Hollywood scriptwriters have totally lost it, so lame n boring, big 🤦♂️
So much nerd rage. She's a comedienne remember?
lighten up, francis
Also she can jump like X stories high, punch through buildings and according to the movie transform to GDI ion canon. That bulletproof tiny bracelet is a stupid thing for sure, even the shield is too small to be effective, but i disagree about the lasso.
Even in comic books villains sometimes lie. And in all the real life sexual harrassement accusations and denials, that lasso would be more useful than all the gadgets of Batman or Supermans powers.
Well she didn't fly in the movie, and her whole origin story is that she was created by a polyamourous guy with a bondage fetish (hence the lasso) and for decades her weakness was that her powers would completely shut off and render her helpless if a man tied her up (which happened surprisingly often)
Stephen didn't interview her well, he had this weird energy
Redheads are what happens when a soul is born too evil to be left handed. But she's too damn funny to burn at the stake.
New Message What about red heads who are also left handed????
That isn't a thing...
That can't be a thing.....
It would explain a lot, though... Oh here it is, In Peter's 'Letters to Covfefe' 4-20
"And yea, a child shall be afflicted upon the Earth, with hair of flame, and spotted skin, and shall it's path be of the left. Yea, a great wound upon the land shall be dealt in those days, and forth shall rise a leader, as orange of skin as the Cursed Ginge Of Doom's locks, and yea, the world shall suffer."
Why wasn’t your card following Michelle Wolf already??