Michelle Wolf is a genius. The way she sees things from multiple vantage points and can make us all take a closer look at ourselves and laugh... just amazing.
Jesus Christ, she literally knows men better then we know ourselves! I felt oddly uncomfortable when she mentioned Batman, and didn’t even realise until she said why… As for the Rambo thing…yes that is exactly what we would do.
I could tell when my ex-wife’s period was coming or about to…and she HATED it 😂Something in her eyes changed-I sweat to God-and I knew…and I was always right. She’d refuse to answer me and change the subject, or call my question ‘insensitive” (which trust me, I WASNT). But it drove her BANANAS that I knew when it was here!
I will always love this woman for being the only one with the balls to shit all over Trump. Watching him pout and then refuse to go to the WH correspondent's dinner ever again was such a seminal moment in the history of the fragile American male. It was like the incel's version of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.
0:47 women would participate by declaring loudly that, i know your bleeding, cramping, feeling bloated, but you know as a woman I stubbed my toe and that is so much way worse.
In a way men can have periods. A period is shedding of unused stuff for reproduction when it’s not needed. Followed by cramps & shifts in mood. If a dude does not ejaculate for a while in a way he’ll have the male equivalent of a period cramps irritated mood & all. Difference being all the leaking will be during urination & sleep & obviously it’s not blood.
As a woman, I can't help but agree based on my own experience. I was in a family of 7 girls and 1 boy. I am the oldest girl and thus was the first to get mine. I would cry and I was in so much pain. My siblings all laughed and joked right up until the oldest after me got hers and the the one after that. Once the others realized they were next, the jokes stopped. Me? When they got theirs, I DEFINITELY gave them a hard time about their mean jokes but only for the first few hours. Then I just felt bad and gave them tips on how to deal with it better. Point being here, given how many men have constantly poked at us for having them or saying it is no big deal....oh yeah those first few hours we would give men a hard time.....but then we would feel bad and try to help make the experience easier.
I don't remember who had a bit about men having periods and public bathrooms being full of blood in the toilet seats, the floor, the walls... Maybe an old bit of hers or jen kirkman's
That's an old "joke" from decades ago, like the 70s - wasnt funny then, isn't funny now - it's just as misogynist now as it was then. It's time to give up the joke. Its time has passed. Evolve with the rest of us.
True but these jokes are funny because they're heavily base on gender stereotypes and I don't think many trans people would really want to comply with these stereotypes like staying clear from being emotional, and they shouldn't have to. Maybe suggesting ftm who stil gets periods should "bleed like a man" is another level of comedy, but I find it a bit sad.
No they don't. If you have a period, you're a female. Only WOMEN have periods. You are NOT a man if you can get pregnant and menstruate. Women menstruate. WOMEN.
You're young. If you were old enough to have experienced and dealt with the trauma of witnessing his act, you wouldn't be dropping his name in a casual comment.
“I was on board with the whole male period thing until she combined DC and Marvel!!!” Lmao 😂
That woman is so original and quirky. Love her stuff.
The "it was my father's" at the end just killed me.
"Just remember to flip it around before ya--"
Michelle Wolf is a genius. The way she sees things from multiple vantage points and can make us all take a closer look at ourselves and laugh... just amazing.
She is not wrong. Loved the bit.
I laughed extremely hard at ‘Rambo! First Blood!’ 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ, she literally knows men better then we know ourselves!
I felt oddly uncomfortable when she mentioned Batman, and didn’t even realise until she said why…
As for the Rambo thing…yes that is exactly what we would do.
@@TPRM1@lindsayalisonstevens
Men - Day 2: Nothing is over!
I'd like to argue, but she's right about all of it 😂
In addition to Rambo First Blood I imagine we would also do a Mad Max yelling "Witness me!!"
oh yes
These feelings are justifieeeeeeedddd lmao
a bomb, hahaha
She low key accurate if men bled we would still be like that..also imagine spiderman themed tampons for men for a minute😂😂😂
So good I might have cried a little. Ladies... we've been doing this all wrong...
She is so hilarious, I was almost crying, I laughed so hard.
Sounds like someone’s getting emotional
So many words and not one lie was told... 😅😂
This is such a long joke segment and it all works. Genius writing and great act outs
I LOVE Michelle Wolf!!
Great new material,
HILARIOUS!!!
& Can't wait for MORE!!!!
She’s brilliant 👍
I could tell when my ex-wife’s period was coming or about to…and she HATED it 😂Something in her eyes changed-I sweat to God-and I knew…and I was always right. She’d refuse to answer me and change the subject, or call my question ‘insensitive” (which trust me, I WASNT). But it drove her BANANAS that I knew when it was here!
She really understands men.
Priceless!
God, I love this woman already!! ❤😂
I snort laughed about a dozen times... F-ing hilarious
Omfg she is just aaa maaa ziiiiing!!!!!!!
Ok, This was funny. I did enjoy the turnabout.
I will always love this woman for being the only one with the balls to shit all over Trump. Watching him pout and then refuse to go to the WH correspondent's dinner ever again was such a seminal moment in the history of the fragile American male.
It was like the incel's version of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.
Michelle is absolutely Spectacular!
Brilliant.
OMG!! 😂😂 She's like stupid-funny! Lost it at the end. "Sync up with my boy ..". Completely off the wall ridiculousness. Love it!😅😂
Michelle Wolf is hilarious!
This was insanely good
Very clever, funny AND interesting. Really talented.
This is a brilliant bit, truly funny
0:47 women would participate by declaring loudly that, i know your bleeding, cramping, feeling bloated, but you know as a woman I stubbed my toe and that is so much way worse.
That was terrific.
She is brilliant! She is right if men got periods, women would be like that towards them.
Michelle is insane 😂😂😂
Love her stuff! Awesome standup 😂😂
you go girl
Michelle , I really like your sense of humor a lot!
I am making schemes about you😊
This broad is golden 😂
She is hilarious!
I peed a little!🤣
OMG, love her! And she's gorgeous!
Some men DO get periods, Michelle!
/s
it is next level how much material she got out of this one concept
Who’s afraid of Michelle Wolf 😂👍🏻
The “fragile male” intimidated by brilliant accurate gals like michelle idk💨
There is no funnier, more insightful and daring comic than Michelle Wolf. She is Robin Williams, Mark Twain and Joan Rivers rolled into one. Genius.
I'm scrolling through the comments, looking for someone named Kevin to tell to get in the shed.
“Uhm yes, do we still have to whisper here?!?”
She's so good.
Absolute Gold
I love Her damn she is good
In a way men can have periods. A period is shedding of unused stuff for reproduction when it’s not needed. Followed by cramps & shifts in mood. If a dude does not ejaculate for a while in a way he’ll have the male equivalent of a period cramps irritated mood & all. Difference being all the leaking will be during urination & sleep & obviously it’s not blood.
You KNOW the women wouldn't be nice ! It would all be about getting even !
As a woman, I can't help but agree based on my own experience. I was in a family of 7 girls and 1 boy. I am the oldest girl and thus was the first to get mine. I would cry and I was in so much pain. My siblings all laughed and joked right up until the oldest after me got hers and the the one after that. Once the others realized they were next, the jokes stopped.
Me? When they got theirs, I DEFINITELY gave them a hard time about their mean jokes but only for the first few hours. Then I just felt bad and gave them tips on how to deal with it better.
Point being here, given how many men have constantly poked at us for having them or saying it is no big deal....oh yeah those first few hours we would give men a hard time.....but then we would feel bad and try to help make the experience easier.
Masterful mining of s single, simple idea.
We would make blood angels into the snow.
Genius
This is the first and thus far only funny female American comedian I’ve ever seen!
What took so long?
Jesus H Christ she is so fucking funny
🤣🤣🤣
Hi excuse me can we please make superhero tampons a thing please thanks
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She ate.
Ideally every four hours
Speaking fax
Rambo😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
If they could be trusted to be hygienic it would be fine
Right?
She’s great
I don't remember who had a bit about men having periods and public bathrooms being full of blood in the toilet seats, the floor, the walls...
Maybe an old bit of hers or jen kirkman's
and then i noticed the sporthills they look nice
Women are funny get over it.
😂
🤣👏👏👏😎
Not a single lie was told
😍
Oh boy, now I know what to use on my old lady. She ain't old but somehow she bleeds a bunch once a month and is still alive.
That's an old "joke" from decades ago, like the 70s - wasnt funny then, isn't funny now - it's just as misogynist now as it was then. It's time to give up the joke. Its time has passed. Evolve with the rest of us.
😜😂😂😋
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Men would be completely disgusting though, using the blood to draw pictures on the bathroom walls, throwing used pads at one another!
Carrot top used to be funnier.
while funny, I feel like women wouldn't have to remind us to change our tampons. it feels like men always have to remind women to change their oil 🤷
men do have periods though
True but these jokes are funny because they're heavily base on gender stereotypes and I don't think many trans people would really want to comply with these stereotypes like staying clear from being emotional, and they shouldn't have to. Maybe suggesting ftm who stil gets periods should "bleed like a man" is another level of comedy, but I find it a bit sad.
No they don't.
If you have a period, you're a female.
Only WOMEN have periods.
You are NOT a man if you can get pregnant and menstruate.
Women menstruate. WOMEN.
Gosh I can't stand Michael wolf's voice but I thought the set was funny af
Ewwwwwe lol
I clicked on this assuming this was 🥕 top carrott top anyone else?
Uuuhh,
NOOOOO!!!!!
Michelle Wolf is a comedy icon and looks nothing like carrot top.
smh
same! she should have a tub of props behind her that she just never grabs from to confuse and frighten
You're young. If you were old enough to have experienced and dealt with the trauma of witnessing his act, you wouldn't be dropping his name in a casual comment.
why would you click on it if you thought it was Carrot Top?
That was fawking disgusting!
Oh no! Periods are gross and girls are icky! We def can't talk about something that happens to half the population!
Hmm…I don’t like it…I don’t even like to comment like that but since they remove the dislike button I rather say it with word other then a finger 👎
Never thought I would see someone more unfunny than Any Schumer, yet here I am.
Yes, here you are…you are more unfunny than Amy Schumer.
Oh, a sandy male unable to laugh at male illogical things, interesting
@@Smileater yeah, me and literally every comedian that brings in millions of dollars a year, and even the ones that don't. Her "comedy" is awful.
@@boxmike87 "every comedian", for you, it means just a couple of unknown guys. Show proof or you're just embarrassing yourself
Little bois
Genius