We Ranked The Top 5 Cryptids ft. Garrett Watts • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @lisah-p8474
    @lisah-p8474 ปีที่แล้ว +4094

    I really appreciate that the boys have fully incorporated "Mothman is cheeked up as hell 🍑" into the mythos as an important piece of Mothman lore. His ability to make it crypticly clap is now canonically a feature: glowing red eyes, huge wings, booty for days. I love it.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't forget the bit about watching strangers bang while two stepping 🤣

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen the sculpture? Its butt is very prominent.

    • @strawberrymilkteaa
      @strawberrymilkteaa ปีที่แล้ว +67

      cryptically clap 😭

    • @Patriciareadss
      @Patriciareadss ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I just spit out my drink at cryptically clap

    • @GaryGibbs2
      @GaryGibbs2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm flattered

  • @greenfuzzymonster6447
    @greenfuzzymonster6447 ปีที่แล้ว +14061

    the gag of ryan and shane just tricking each other into seeing presumably inappropriate images is peak middle school vibes

    • @Alina-gj5vm
      @Alina-gj5vm ปีที่แล้ว +330

      it’s THE inappropriate image!

    • @greenfuzzymonster6447
      @greenfuzzymonster6447 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Alina-gj5vm bro we have the same name kinda (mines Allena but pronounced the same i’m assuming) wowza

    • @tomoko7584
      @tomoko7584 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      its the smile dog photo if ya know what i mean

    • @greenfuzzymonster6447
      @greenfuzzymonster6447 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tomoko7584 wait is it actually lmao

    • @monstersrevealed
      @monstersrevealed ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I love Cryptids, but them doing this the whole video was the highlight for me lol

  • @kireischonbeau7485
    @kireischonbeau7485 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    My favorite thing is Ryan picking sasquatch as his favorite, given the many years he has spent likening Shane to a bigfoot. The best of friends.

    • @hopelessromantic3786
      @hopelessromantic3786 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      and when Shane picked it he called it the pumpkin spice of cryptids

    • @saylremi
      @saylremi ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read that as "the bestening of friends" and now I want a special on the history of their friendship called The Bestening 😂

  • @maiforinger5385
    @maiforinger5385 ปีที่แล้ว +3487

    I adore Garrett's personalized font for each of his cryptid choices. 12/10

    • @TareUhhhhhh
      @TareUhhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came to the comments for this exact reason. I truly appreciate that so much. Made Shane and Ryan’s lists look so boring! They gotta step it up!

  • @puppyfeet1194
    @puppyfeet1194 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Garrett is such a little sweetie. It’s so good to see him hanging out with people who aren’t totally toxic and who treat him nicely and like a real friend should. Very wholesome, please give us more.

  • @elizabethpavia899
    @elizabethpavia899 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    Shane trying to talk about the Mongolian death worm is me trying to participate in group chats

    • @warmsoda9690
      @warmsoda9690 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro 😭 same

    • @miles8677
      @miles8677 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      CAN I TALK ABOUT MY WORM?

    • @DefinetlyAHuman
      @DefinetlyAHuman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@miles8677 SPEAK YOUR TRUTH BRO

  • @andreaprochowski4717
    @andreaprochowski4717 ปีที่แล้ว +5001

    4:02 Ryan looking into the camera and at us while Shane talks about birds; letting us know he's not gonna do the bit about Shane eating his pet bird, but only because he knows he doesn't NEED to. He's done it so much we all know by now.

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound ปีที่แล้ว +203

      i am shocked he didn’t bring that up tbh

    • @moriahlicious
      @moriahlicious ปีที่แล้ว +239

      I was waiting for it 😂 I’m also kind of glad he didn’t because Shane really seemed to love that bird 😂😂😂

    • @haunting_houses
      @haunting_houses ปีที่แล้ว +162

      ive somehow completely missed this bit and this comment is mystifying to me

    • @monstersrevealed
      @monstersrevealed ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was waiting for him to bring that up smh

    • @01x553
      @01x553 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is exactly what I was thinking! 😂

  • @ivorymelmoth
    @ivorymelmoth ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "I've eaten worms before.."
    "NO! 😧"
    That killed me for some reason

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    "You guys want to harm these cryptids." Garrett has so much love for these spooky lil creatures
    Also them responding with "Sometimes" and "That's not true (lying)" is very on brand

  • @EmilyCaissie
    @EmilyCaissie ปีที่แล้ว +947

    4:03 Ryan is communicating so well with his eyes how much he wants to make fun of Shane putting the parrot in the freezer

    • @NataliaLidia_06
      @NataliaLidia_06 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I went to the comments just for this thank you

  • @Mister__Payne
    @Mister__Payne ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    If you listen without watching the screen…. You can distinctly hear The Professor, his dad, and Ryan talk about their favorite Cryptids. It’s very heart warming.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You are a genius.

    • @gracemorris4465
      @gracemorris4465 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought that was the other Garrett?

    • @jenneric03
      @jenneric03 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@gracemorris4465 no garrett watts was the dad dino lol

    • @monstersrevealed
      @monstersrevealed ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jenneric03I’m just now realizing this lmao

    • @lisahoshowsky4251
      @lisahoshowsky4251 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally had to close my eyes because worms are not my jam, and yeah, totally, it was nice😁

  • @ItsAdventureTime98
    @ItsAdventureTime98 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    garrett just appalled that he is interacting with two people as chaotic as him 😭

    • @demihogue1602
      @demihogue1602 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They're pervy. If anything it was a bit too much.

    • @lilbreadstick2922
      @lilbreadstick2922 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@demihogue1602 yeah i felt like it was a little over the top this time

    • @falalalala385
      @falalalala385 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demihogue1602 they talked exactly like my male friends. If you can’t hang just say so lmao

    • @bug3861
      @bug3861 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@demihogue1602omg are you joking ?

    • @rentrie__
      @rentrie__ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bug3861 deadass they were hilarious together idk where that came from

  • @jonathanbryant7884
    @jonathanbryant7884 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Are we not going to see Garrett crawling, climbing, and carrying Shane like a baby?

    • @caroline-he9vw
      @caroline-he9vw ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it’s definitely VERY barbarian

    • @adummeee8566
      @adummeee8566 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i wanna see that

    • @EbbermanEmily
      @EbbermanEmily ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please, I need to know with what level of ease he can actually complete those tasks

    • @moonstorm3396
      @moonstorm3396 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s probably on their bloopers and behind the scenes stuff on Patreon I’m guessing

  • @ms.l3392
    @ms.l3392 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I love these three together. Garett is as sweet as vegetable lamb blood and always balances out these hooligans

    • @Te.legram---Mr_FrankTedesco
      @Te.legram---Mr_FrankTedesco ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for watching and leaving a comment👍.
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    • @Hazelnutssssssss
      @Hazelnutssssssss ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That is the weirdest simile I have ever seen

    • @Hazelnutssssssss
      @Hazelnutssssssss ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My bad. I just got to the part of the video your referencing.

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    describing Garret as "human cryptid" is so fitting it hurts; also have to say these are some top tier and obscure picks. My personal favorite was Tsuchinoko, he just looks like a silly lil guy

    • @alexw.7097
      @alexw.7097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I low key want one as a pet 😂

  • @crushingstrawberries2779
    @crushingstrawberries2779 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    I am, once again, LIVING for Garrett's panic at pretty much anything the boys say

  • @taylordiamond2824
    @taylordiamond2824 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    Honestly didn’t expect this episode to be hornier than the sexiest disney characters one but I stand corrected

    • @imweird2983
      @imweird2983 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I did

    • @daughterofaveteran
      @daughterofaveteran ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@imweird2983 me too.

    • @kalillaa559
      @kalillaa559 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Honestly at this point are we even surprised?

    • @demihogue1602
      @demihogue1602 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It'd be nice if it wasn't always a "dick joke" gets old. Get some depth

    • @ace-of-bats
      @ace-of-bats ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@demihogue1602 ... I'm not really even a dick joke person, but "get some depth" is a pretty good set up for one.

  • @jaskper
    @jaskper ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    Shane repeatedly declaring how much he loves worms just makes me think of this opera piece called 'Aria of the Worm' which has the lyrics 'The worm lives on eternally. Long live the worm!'

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And sometimes, internally. 😂

    • @Sabbathtage
      @Sabbathtage ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oooo, I need to check that out. Thank you!
      I was thinking he might like George R.R. Martin's "In the House of the Worm". Here's a prayer in the story there if you don't mind my sharing:
      "So praise the White Worm, whose name is Yaggalla. And grieve not, though our lights burn dim and die.
      “So praise the White Worm, whose name is Decay. And grieve not, though our energy fades and fails:
      “So praise the White Worm, whose name is Death. And grieve not, though life's circle tightens and all things perish.
      “So praise the White Worm, whose name is Entropy. And grieve not, though the sun goes out.
      “An ending comes. Feast. The ships are gone. Drink. The struggling times are over. Dance. And praise, praise, to the White Worm.”

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sabbathtage Guy speaking at an AA mtg. Says I can’t drink even this small a drink, and drops a worm into the glass… it dies instantly.
      Another guy, in the back of the room… “Well you won’t have worms 🪱 “

    • @Cghosts
      @Cghosts ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane Prentiss vibes

  • @Mamcello
    @Mamcello ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Giggling and smiling at 4:06 Garrett reassuring and validating Ryan "I love your number five, we both love it"

  • @leylapicou4500
    @leylapicou4500 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Garret went from Shane and Ryland to Shane and Ryan. We love the cross over and please keep it this way

  • @niteflitetheknitter
    @niteflitetheknitter ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I love the vegetable lamb of Tartary! It is the result of someone learning about cotton and traveling back to western Europe and trying to explain it to people.

    • @sopheep
      @sopheep ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i love how a lot of the history of flora/fauna is just people playing pictionary

    • @combat_chameleon
      @combat_chameleon ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that's so lovely

    • @Aw-ns1qx
      @Aw-ns1qx ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That makes too much sense. 😅 Ty for the info!

  • @amandamartini-hughes2117
    @amandamartini-hughes2117 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    this went off the rails IMMEDIATELY and i'm so proud

  • @Shakodancer16
    @Shakodancer16 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Shane and Ryan are just those close friends with no boundaries. You would think they were brothers.

    • @user-tx5hf9zq2v
      @user-tx5hf9zq2v ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, how many brothers do ypu know that show eachother pictures of their Dick lmao, it's not brothers it's Bromance , there's a HUGE difference 🤣

    • @Rick__C-137
      @Rick__C-137 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They are.... the Hermanos Fanstasmos 😁

    • @alexkoenig54
      @alexkoenig54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rick__C-137 Is that from an episode or something? If you just came up with that, that’s brilliant 😂

  • @LilBabyAlien
    @LilBabyAlien ปีที่แล้ว +581

    So bummed that Fresno night crawlers aren’t on any of their lists. They’re my fav cryptid by far, and I feel like if Shane knew about them he’d just love them

    • @MintMonarch
      @MintMonarch ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YES I CAME TO COMMENT THIS!!

    • @sarahvinc7138
      @sarahvinc7138 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also came to comment this

    • @Trees...
      @Trees... ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I also really like the furred trout. :)

    • @kibble24
      @kibble24 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Fresno night crawlers do not get nearly enough love lol

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Agreed, I dressed up as one for Halloween last year. I have a special place in my heart for those harmless pants-wearing disco creatures.

  • @simonemalan9799
    @simonemalan9799 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Ryan talking about a killer in the back seat of his car and Shane just smiling at the camera like the joker sent me!

  • @izzieguerrero1974
    @izzieguerrero1974 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    My friend made a cryptid dating game as their final project in a video game design class. Mothman and I never broke up so I assume we’re still going steady to this day

    • @Bjorksbackyard
      @Bjorksbackyard ปีที่แล้ว +56

      How does it feel to be living my dream

    • @heda8296
      @heda8296 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would love to know more about this, please elaborate, was it multiple choice? Quiz? What went on there lol?

    • @eminakostic3406
      @eminakostic3406 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Bjorksbackyard i can hear the tears in this comment. 🥺

    • @c.m.158
      @c.m.158 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they post this on tumblr bc I feel like I’ve seen this before

    • @chadinemajhi8869
      @chadinemajhi8869 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YamiYugi voice: IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEE ITS NOT FAIR

  • @aubreyshumake7383
    @aubreyshumake7383 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Also, you know when Shane says "Ryan and I have talked about this before" you're about to hear the weirdest statement of your life

  • @belled395
    @belled395 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    3:26 of shane just muttering he loves birds like a mob boss has me in tears

    • @Bjorksbackyard
      @Bjorksbackyard ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I love that it seems like he was just expressing his love, he wasn’t even trying to be funny

  • @rileysmith3038
    @rileysmith3038 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Ryan roasting Shane for picking a basic cryptid like Bigfoot and then literally ten seconds later Ryan picks another basic ass cryptid 😂😂 now that's true friendship

  • @helpanerd
    @helpanerd ปีที่แล้ว +96

    As someone from West Virginia, I really appreciate Shane being so kind about wanting to return. The positivity is very much appreciated!!!

    • @violeta6846
      @violeta6846 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its made me want to visit. Looks beautiful

  • @amber7ison
    @amber7ison ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Shane has very "I'm gonna make my younger brothers squirm" energy & I love it.

  • @tesschurch13
    @tesschurch13 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Ryan was fighting for his life at 4.02 trying not to tell the story of Shane eating his pet bird 💀

    • @loucaniom8984
      @loucaniom8984 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The WHAT?

    • @lilo3830
      @lilo3830 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@loucaniom8984 🤣🤣 he DIDNT but Ryan's an ass n likes to poke fun at Shane for his deceased pet bird 🤣🤣

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was fully expecting him to tbh

  • @malloryp8341
    @malloryp8341 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    I need the Ghoul Boys to ghost hunt with Garrett. Not a Ghost Files episode with Garrett, but a ghost hunt fully planned and run by Garrett. It would be pure chaos.

    • @astttrraahh
      @astttrraahh ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this !!!

    • @caryllmatilac2614
      @caryllmatilac2614 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh my god the chaos that'll ensure.....we need it

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      With Andrew filming

    • @sanaluna5715
      @sanaluna5715 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha dream on 😂this guys guna disappear once he reads the comments about doing TH-cam “work”
      I wish he was not such a big pot head so he could do more of his awesome project ideas 😅

    • @abbylucas8855
      @abbylucas8855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan would thrive in the not scary room

  • @rayyyni18
    @rayyyni18 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    i loved that Garrett included the rougarou!!! its definitely used to scare children into not being out after dark for their safety. however i do want to note that it is pronounced "roo-gah-roo" :)

    • @christineb7838
      @christineb7838 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to say this.
      Also that a person from New Orleans won’t pronounce with with a Cajun accent 😅

    • @lydiakach
      @lydiakach ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supernatural may make things up sometimes but one thing they got right was that pronounciation

  • @trav3rsy
    @trav3rsy ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Storytime; I just recently discovered the "buzzfeed unsolved" channel while extremely sick, binged every single bit of the paranormal and true crime videos. Couldnt get enough. But to my surprise, the channel had been bought an the series was over. Que the heartache music. But, then i find out you guys are still making content, and i couldnt be fkin happier. thank you. i know im super late to the game but hey thats life, gonna binge the hell out of this channel. just please, for the love of god, never stop doing investigations. The chemistry between Ryan and Shane is movie magic and to let that slip away would of been pure tragedy.

  • @trustindean5164
    @trustindean5164 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I find it amazing how without fail Ryan presents the most normie list with maybe one out of the ordinary inclusion and Shane includes the strangest choices that may or may not violate the rules of the list

  • @scarlettbat
    @scarlettbat ปีที่แล้ว +176

    an underappreciated aspect of the iconic parrot moment at 4:02 is how the camera tilts down a little, as though we are the camera and we're giving Ryan a nod to acknowledge that we got the joke . . . SUPERB MOMENT

  • @ultimateships
    @ultimateships ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I love how like 50% of Garret’s facial expressions are disgust as Shane and Ryan talk about their undying love for the cryptids 😭

  • @kimlim543
    @kimlim543 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I need to see a follow up of this with Garrett showing off how fast he climbs and crawls haha

    • @ricktastica
      @ricktastica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They should let us see!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @Kinkamo
    @Kinkamo ปีที่แล้ว +33

    thunderbirds are a part of native american culture and belief. they symbolize strength. a lot of our symbology is based around animals. (i’m native american, maliseet first nation)

  • @emmahackler7462
    @emmahackler7462 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I’m so surprised at Ryan’s restraint in not bringing up Shane’s pet parrot even though you know he wanted to

    • @maca76
      @maca76 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he did bring it up, but only to us the audience just using his eyes

  • @cyberscraps
    @cyberscraps ปีที่แล้ว +425

    garrett was such a star this episode, his list was incredible, he brought the promised cryptid energy with his fast crawlin and climbin, and he did his absolute best to reign in the horny. well done mr watts

  • @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor
    @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love that Ryan and Shane have crazy random convos off screen too, like wanting there to be giant humans who would carry them around like babies 😄

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how Shane and Garrett interact lol Shane is so sweet to him (as he should be Garrett is a sweetheart)

  • @jadenkhor
    @jadenkhor ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The biggest unsolved mystery of them all is what exactly does Shane trick Ryan into seeing on his phone 💀 no one will ever know cause Ryan and Shane sure as heck ain't gonna tell anyone either.

  • @ahoam
    @ahoam ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "I've never really seen someone crawl fast" Ryan has never met a baby who's been caught doing something they shouldn't be doing

    • @hopelessromantic3786
      @hopelessromantic3786 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every time someone opens the front door my nephew tries to crawl for it like a little speed demon trying to get to the playground my sisters apartment has out front. He loves those swings

  • @jonathand.mcnaughton4205
    @jonathand.mcnaughton4205 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Ryan looking str8 at the camera while Shane talks about his parrot is an S tier reference

  • @omideixis
    @omideixis ปีที่แล้ว +438

    3:30 thunderbirds are sacred to multiple northern indigenous tribes, including the Iroquois, Ojibwe, and Algonquian, and its from their stories that thunderbirds originate.

    • @monstersrevealed
      @monstersrevealed ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Right! Thunderbirds have become synonymous to any large unidentified bird in the sky, but have been sacred to indigenous tribes from North to South America. I get that it has now evolved to include a large pterosaur looking creature, but they should have at least mentioned it’s history with our people.

    • @battiemanks3045
      @battiemanks3045 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank you for this comment! I think Bigfoot and the Rougarou are also present in various First Nations and Métis stories/folklore.

    • @deadlykota
      @deadlykota ปีที่แล้ว +40

      thank you for saying this! thunderbirds are deeply important to a lot of nations, and unfortunately, have been swept up into cryptid classifications along with... well, you know, The Things. slightly peeved they didn't know this already, but not a lot of people do (especially since t-birds got thrown into jk's movies), so i can't be too upset.

    • @dorkpixieadventures
      @dorkpixieadventures ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes! Wish they had researched this better!

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes! Pin this comment, Watcher!!

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The energy between these three is feral, electric, and constantly escalating, and I love it. It's also funny to see Shane and Ryan rapidly shifting between doing the bit where they're jealous of Garrett's attention and the bit where they're jealous of the other's attention on Garrett, lol.

  • @imbored0o
    @imbored0o ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I never expected a collab between these 3 people and I absolutely love it. I watched Garret way before Shane and Ryan on unsolved mysteries.

  • @angelacormier8813
    @angelacormier8813 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    garret saying the rougarou correctly the first time and then losing it and just saying it wrong the rest of the time was so funny for some reason 💀 also apparently theyre only living in New Orleans lmaoo

    • @thestateof6970
      @thestateof6970 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Which is funny cause it’s not even really a New Orleans thing. It’s more Acadiana/Cajun country.

    • @maxwashere.
      @maxwashere. ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thestateof6970 i notice the same goofiness happens with mardi gras all the time. people that aren’t from here talk about it like a destination rather than a holiday lol. i’ve seen/heard someone say “when we visited mardi gras” when what they actually mean is “when we visited new orleans during mardi gras” waaayyyy too many times. mardi gras happens every year y’all and it is definitely not exclusive to new orleans ;-;

    • @shawnrobertson844
      @shawnrobertson844 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Up in Quebec we have the loupgarou

    • @beesalittlenerdbird5949
      @beesalittlenerdbird5949 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For some reason, we did a Rougarou art project in elementary school (I really don’t know why, I live in Georgia) so I was ECSTATIC when all my random knowledge of the blue dog would be put to use

  • @Nephilimfields
    @Nephilimfields ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Good on ya Ryan for not making a sound but making a great face when Shane mentions his beloved parrot.

    • @samanthagdts
      @samanthagdts ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he doesn't need to; we all know

  • @Kacenka35
    @Kacenka35 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Ryan visibly fighting the urge to tell THE story about Shane’s parrot while talking about birds 😂❤ also Garrett !!!!! 😍😍

  • @MizzThingASF
    @MizzThingASF ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The thunderbird or thunder being is a powerful sacred being in indigenous culture, as a native person it was really cool seeing Ryan bring it up in this video!

  • @papermoonbunny
    @papermoonbunny ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a native Vermonter, Shane’s #1 being Champ makes me so happy 🥹🦕

  • @mietitore1823
    @mietitore1823 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I would absolutely enjoy them going on another Cryptid hunt like with Bigfoot and Mothman. But I am surprised that the Jersey Devil didn’t make an appearance.

    • @monstersrevealed
      @monstersrevealed ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT

    • @discordingstichery6830
      @discordingstichery6830 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Jersey Devil was the only cryptic to ever give me nightmares as a kid. I was terrified of him and I lived nowhere near NJ

  • @LouLou.97
    @LouLou.97 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I just adore the dynamic between Shane, Ryan & Garrett 🥰

  • @Joanna-tx1ss
    @Joanna-tx1ss ปีที่แล้ว +743

    is it me or does Garett seem more calm when he‘s around Ryan and Shane?

    • @Actuallyalizard
      @Actuallyalizard ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Their chaos brings his chaos peace. They’re like his parents I swear

    • @astttrraahh
      @astttrraahh ปีที่แล้ว +71

      matching energies

    • @elwinner6618
      @elwinner6618 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Someone has to be the most hinged

    • @Joanna-tx1ss
      @Joanna-tx1ss ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@elwinner6618 have you seen the videos on his Garret Unhinged side channel tho😭

    • @clairvaux8459
      @clairvaux8459 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Garrett is probably used to being the most unhinged in the room, man doesn't know how to react when Ryan and Shane go totally off the rails lmaoo

  • @ilovemyhomefries
    @ilovemyhomefries ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If Ryan thinks Ahool sounds like an owl, he should experience actually hearing a screaming owl at 2am right outside your window. I've never thought I was going to be murdered in the middle of the night by a malevolent alien until right at that moment. Terrifying.

  • @steviedraws2770
    @steviedraws2770 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was so delighted to hear Shane's #2 pick was the ahool! I illustrated an A to Z cryptid book called "C is for Cryptid", and A is indeed for Ahool!

  • @ItsLexy
    @ItsLexy ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ryan: "Thunderbirds, this is kind of an obscure one"
    Oh why did that have the same energy as someone saying "they're a great band, you've probably never heard of them"
    Edit: Garrett is a man of culture all his picks are bangers

  • @abbykelly802
    @abbykelly802 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Shane mentioning mink oil in the beginning made me so happy lmao it's me with all of my friends, mink oil is GOLD for leather, especially boots

    • @leejohnson9314
      @leejohnson9314 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, same!! Ive got so much leather products and im glad that shane knows how to care for em

    • @Squiesh
      @Squiesh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can we get a garret boot ID?

    • @leejohnson9314
      @leejohnson9314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Squiesh harder than you think! not a very clear image on the boots to properly ID it, but it looks to have the signature yellow dr. marten stitches, so I'm working off of that assumption. It looks to be 8 eyelets high, has brown colour, and seems to have the factory laces in yellow. My best guess: doc martens 1460 Bex Crazy Horse

    • @Squiesh
      @Squiesh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leejohnson9314 you're a detective and a hero

  • @sophiadiane9265
    @sophiadiane9265 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Absolutely love the vibe every time the boys are with Garrett

  • @Kaelyn99
    @Kaelyn99 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    oh how I love Garrett. such a pure soul. the 3 of you together is what the world needs

  • @TheNarrator132
    @TheNarrator132 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the subtitles in the beginning say 'Mothman Noises'

  • @boyslushie
    @boyslushie ปีที่แล้ว +28

    hard to pick a favorite list, but garrett's artistic additions are unmatched AND he put my beloved tsuchinoko on there....

  • @LangstonDev
    @LangstonDev ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't know why but, "I tried, I really tried to make an effort!" really resonates with me.

  • @LilPurpleBat
    @LilPurpleBat ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This is already the best episode purely because they mentioned Nightwing’s ass. Love these guys. 💜💜💜

    • @SusanForeman1963
      @SusanForeman1963 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      New conspiracy theory: is Nightwing secretly Mothman?

    • @coldwater4391
      @coldwater4391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SusanForeman1963 the butts match

  • @ariakay6904
    @ariakay6904 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Thunderbird originates from many legends of the Pacific Northwest Coast First Nations! I live on Musqueam territory (Vancouver, BC) and much of the Indigenous artwork displayed includes motifs of the Thunderbird. Very cool to see Ryan include it in his list :)

  • @nicolelieber
    @nicolelieber ปีที่แล้ว +67

    garrett has got to be my favorite guest, absolutely compliments shane and ryan so well and was perfect for this video lol

  • @emma_ramen
    @emma_ramen ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I am sooooo here for this Champ representation!!! Shane is a cultured man and it fucking showsssss

    • @rebexestes5206
      @rebexestes5206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I grew up near Port Henry, NY where they have the big sign listing all the champ sightings starting with samuel de champlain. I was delighted to see him be shown some love in this episode... Although I have been swimming in that lake countless times and I never saw him he is still a beloved part of the area.

    • @AngelaEAwesome
      @AngelaEAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Canada has a version called Ogopogo.

    • @rebexestes5206
      @rebexestes5206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AngelaEAwesome heard of ogopogo before too

  • @ultimateships
    @ultimateships ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love how they go from talking about cryptids to being amazing by Garret as a physical human being able to do anything and everything 😭

  • @layzbeau
    @layzbeau ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Being forced to look up a whale penis and then having the number one result be ‘could a whale penis have been nessie?’ While Ryan reveals his #4 being Nessie is an experience I never thought I would have.

  • @kylie7177
    @kylie7177 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Garret’s the perfect balance for their chaos

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Garrett and Watcher are such a match made in heaven and I love it.

  • @dashingten
    @dashingten ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Hello! West Virginian, regular Point Pleasant goer, and self proclaimed Mothman’s girlfriend here. I love seeing the boys rank our moth boy so high

    • @Vaquix000
      @Vaquix000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mothman would have been my number 1, seems the most mysterious to me

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that Shane said it’s delightful here 😭 so many people shit on West Virginia without even visiting

    • @Doubtlessly
      @Doubtlessly ปีที่แล้ว +6

      " self proclaimed Mothman’s girlfriend " I need to know more about this. I cannot go on internetting today without knowing more about this. Is this like a Oceler thing? Is it a fandom thing? Did you date in high school?

    • @alligatrix
      @alligatrix ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #mothmandidnothingwrong

    • @charlottetigchelaar8993
      @charlottetigchelaar8993 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi fellow wvian :)))

  • @jusskitten6120
    @jusskitten6120 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Ryan and Shane should take Garrett to the soda pop emporium for an episode! He would love it there and it would be so entertaining I love that episode

  • @TabbeyAnn
    @TabbeyAnn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    FUN FACT: Chupacabra originated from Puerto Rico 😊 I remember growing up as a child always being told that’s why we can’t stay out late on the farm when I spent my summers there with my grandparents.

  • @SweetmeatsFan
    @SweetmeatsFan ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This episode is wild, and I love it! xD
    My list of fav cryptids would include, in no particular order: waterhorse (aka kelpie, a horse that drags its rider underwater), black dog (basically a hellhound with bright glowing eyes that hunts down lonely travelers at night), 'Not Deer' (especially in those stories when it runs by a car and it has a human face LOL), Slender man, and werewolves.

  • @Allenluvable
    @Allenluvable ปีที่แล้ว +124

    You guys probably won't believe me, but I'm listening to this with bluetooth headphones while stocking DVDS at work, and as Shane was talking about the Mongolian Death Worm, I picked up a movie called Mongolian Deatg Worm.
    What does it mean?
    I have no idea.

    • @Chesapeakeripper555
      @Chesapeakeripper555 ปีที่แล้ว

      keep your windows locked and a loaded gun near lol

    • @ONKVP
      @ONKVP ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Run

    • @dj_nyx8903
      @dj_nyx8903 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch the film whilst eating gummy worms to assert your dominance. Little worms hold no fear over us. 🔪🪱

  • @MK-gv1wd
    @MK-gv1wd ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The discussion of Nightwing’s assets made my day. Thank you, fellow nerds.

  • @Wrennywenny
    @Wrennywenny ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Cryptids and garett watts! 😨 this episode is already so amazing 🤭🫶

  • @JoshuaHenelyThornhill
    @JoshuaHenelyThornhill ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Garret is always such a delight to have as a guest !

  • @kmco6063
    @kmco6063 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Favorite episode yet! As a Vermonter, stoked on the Champ representation! Also, Garrett with the deep cuts!

  • @hanananah
    @hanananah ปีที่แล้ว +25

    All I have to say is "Why are you like this?"(affectionate). The three of you together is such perfect chaos 😂.

  • @vulcanyounot
    @vulcanyounot ปีที่แล้ว +15

    my favorite cryptid is the Fresno Nightcrawler i just think they’re so cute :,) i was obsessed when i saw a gif of them moving years ago i love how they walk

  • @BringerOfGeekdom
    @BringerOfGeekdom ปีที่แล้ว +59

    not to get parasocial, but it’s been very cute watching Garrett become closer friends with the bois

  • @moth5379
    @moth5379 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Garrett being so proud of his list when Shane points it out healed me

  • @ashleyduong9108
    @ashleyduong9108 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The fact that Shane was just talking about how some cryptids might've just been some whale dong, and then Ryan brought up Nessie on his ranking right after just makes me giggle a little

  • @jimmorrisonsbelt2337
    @jimmorrisonsbelt2337 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Sara: Talks about wanting to eat beaver tail
    Shane: Talks about wanting to eat a Death worm
    These two are made for each other -
    On a different note, it's great to have Garrett back for this episode, his list had a lot of crazy, interesting cryptids specifically the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary which I had no idea was a thing 😮😮 Would love to see what the next top 5 beatdown would be about

  • @NettaTessa
    @NettaTessa ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Garrett was ready to go to war for his no.1.😂 “We’ll go out to your lil parking lot..” 😭

  • @not_ur_mamas_mothman
    @not_ur_mamas_mothman ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "got an ass like Nightwing" is something I try to live my life by, thank you Garrett.

  • @harumiaamirah7767
    @harumiaamirah7767 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like Shane's approach on cryptic (or any other) being is kinda similar to mine; 'is it edible?', 'how can we process it? Steamed? Baked? Grilled?'.

  • @AsmoGhoul
    @AsmoGhoul ปีที่แล้ว +34

    honestly i'd love a podcast with these three 😂😂😂

  • @TheBestAround131
    @TheBestAround131 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love Ryan and Shane, but Garret Watts is a national treasure.
    P. S. Easily one ofthe bests Top 5s of the Watcher channel.

  • @atmnnn
    @atmnnn ปีที่แล้ว +134

    saw garrett in the thumbnail, clicked faster than ever before

  • @commandermaxil
    @commandermaxil ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Shane showing Ryan his personal smile dog has the same energy as Paul Rudd playing the mac and me clip everytime he went on Conan

  • @Anasyub
    @Anasyub ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl last i saw garret was like 4-5 yrs ago on shanes channel and he was genuinely the only one i actually rly liked lmao hes such a sweetie honestly
    its nice to see him on his own and much more free to be who he wants to be i love this

  • @anniemaria5850
    @anniemaria5850 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I LOVE GARRETT!!!
    Anytime you guys bring him on as a guest the dynamic just feels so right. Would not be opposed to seeing him guest more often!! 😍😍

  • @mortua_conjuga
    @mortua_conjuga ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i'm a recent subscriber to the ghost nessie conspiracy:
    *she's actually the ghost of a dead dinosaur.*
    which would explain her not being picked up by sonar and how she's so good at hiding.